Monday, December 14, 2009

Back with a vengeance!!!

kod gave me a pretty suite picture. He must of* googled "giant douchebag". Anyway, I just googled db's name and saw this from deadspin, or ksk, or aa, or fjm or some shit...
As far as the Bill Simmons' Chat....there's really only one response to post.

Josh (Indy): What happened to your old intern, Kevin Cott?

SportsNation Bill Simmons: He graduated from law school and just took the bar... I am trying to get him to start his own sports blog. I have this great idea for him - instead of writing columns and testing the limits of his talents, he can just sit back and post snarky comments all day about other people's columns. I think this could work.


So yeah, that's pretty much what we do. I also saw on the the google search that db has been practicing law since 2006.
A) The term practicing law makes me laugh. Maybe some day they'll be able to play a real game. This might be CoLoV
B) Someone I think mentioned this the other day during the convo, but fmb's last name is Cott, right?
C) I got nothing

Giants lookt* good on Sunday night. Eli is a clumsy mfer. He is so goddman awful. Andruw Jones thinks Eli isn't earning that big contract.

Accenture dropped Tigger*. Maybe it's because his dialect is too American. They should sign a foreigner. (That joke is probably too much of a reach. I apologize)

Panthers think Moss quit. Zeke approves

Chargers +3 was probably the biggest lock of the year, right? I mean before the game, not now. Because it's pretty much a lock now.

UFC suckt* this weekend. There was one good fight, but seeing Diego's face get basht* in was pretty suite. There was blood all over the place. tem, you can change my name/pic for Thursday after my payoff with kod is over.

csil/hsil story of the weekend. hsil was hammered and a hot mess. And when she's a hammered mess, the Mets would look at her and say "Wow, what a mess". She has to yell everything. There is no way around it. You could be 5" in front of her and she would be yelling in your face. Like top of her lungs yelling. So she's a hot mess, and hsil is just being a bitch to some douches there. It was pretty funny. She was playing beer pong with some folk and some douche was making comments about how they all suckt* and hsil totally clowns him. I think he wanted to punch her, but ended up walking inside. Then she started crying (s).

Jug's city likes homo's* running it. LP would like Houston.

Out

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ToddPacker said...

1st

ToddPacker said...

And when she's a hammered mess, the Mets would look at her and say "Wow, what a mess"

very funny

ToddPacker said...

solid sunday comments... nice work

ToddPacker said...

sorry for not getting to orlando, jug. busy week

ToddPacker said...

rev logged a lot of lov time sunday

ToddPacker said...

i wonder if philly winning had anything to do with that

s

ToddPacker said...

more packing today

ToddPacker said...

i will have a bad round 2 of tcs (if i make it past round 1)

ToddPacker said...

too much tps and moving this week

ToddPacker said...

office closes at noon on thursday and does not reopen until monday

ToddPacker said...

congrats to ingram

ToddPacker said...

suh is probably the best collitch* player

Beth said...

"Someone I think mentioned this the other day during the convo, but fmb's last name is Cott, right?"

Is fmb supposed to be fmbeth? If so the answer to that question is no. (ns)

Beth said...

Here's what I found about db online from his current firm's website, in case anyone is curious:

"Mr. Cott joined the Investment Law Group (“ILG”) in March 2008. He provides comprehensive support to investment managers, specializing in establishing domestic and offshore hedge funds and advising managers on registration and compliance regulations. Mr. Cott received his Juris Doctorate from Emory University School of Law in 2006 and his B.B.A. in Finance from the University of Georgia in 2002. Mr. Cott is also a Chartered Financial Analyst Candidate; he will be sitting for Level 1 of the CFA Exam in December 2008."

Beth said...

Nice effort by the Falcons this weekend, but it's looking more and more like I'm losing that bet to Kod dammit.

Beth said...

Kod, I don't remember, who wins if the Falcons go 8-8? I'm guessing you probably do cause I think the bet was whether or not the Falcons would end up over .500.

Beth said...

Now that's a good way to start the LOV day, with a natty.

ToddPacker said...

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Kevin said...

wall

Kevin said...

i wonder if philly winning had anything to do with that

ns


*fized

ToddPacker said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

good fiz, kev

Steve said...

nice wall.

El Padrino said...

"Eli is a clumsy mfer. He is so goddman awful. Andruw Jones thinks Eli isn't earning that big contract."

swimming by the bai cuz you can't even be serious

El Padrino said...

this just in

Desean Jackson is open

El Padrino said...

3 losses in a row to philly has me feeling sick

El Padrino said...

so cott is smat*

El Padrino said...

i'll punch him in his nose

it only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break soneone's nose

El Padrino said...

merry christmas liver!

El Padrino said...

i defiled myself this weekend

blue said...

TMI

El Padrino said...

"I have this great idea for him - instead of writing columns and testing the limits of his talents, he can just sit back and post snarky comments all day about other people's columns. I think this could work."

why does he pretend we don't exist?

blue said...

and to think, i found DB's facebook page, just so I could change kev's name and picture if I ever won a bet

blue said...

maybe that was his way of giving us a shouts out

El Padrino said...

beth do you wear stretch pants?

El Padrino said...

no way on earf* citigroup has that money to pay

shady

El Padrino said...

thyme to get some breakfast, it's corn beef hash day at the cafeteria

blue said...

fuck peyton manning

blue said...

fuck the broncos

El Padrino said...

yea fuck the giants

El Padrino said...

fuck mike vick

El Padrino said...

colts set mad records

El Padrino said...

nfl network is giddy they got both undefeated games this week

Beth said...

"beth do you wear stretch pants?"

Sometimes, but you have to be careful to get nice ones or you risk looking like trailer trash who just wants to eat a lot I've found.

Why do you ask EP?

El Padrino said...

"Why do you ask EP?"

they make me wanna fuck

Beth said...

For some reason I found this picture pretty damn hot.

Mostly SFW - partial booty showing.

Meiz said...

DB got his law degree from Emory

El Padrino said...

is farve really the reason nbc didnt flex out of next weeks game?

carolina/minny is going to be BORING

El Padrino said...

great pic, grea pic

there is something about a thong that drives men wild

Meiz said...

TMDBT

Beth said...

"DB got his law degree from Emory"

So did fmbeth.

ToddPacker said...

"TMDBT"

yes

ToddPacker said...

does uga have a law school?

Meiz said...

"there is something about a thong that drives men wild"


Only when properly executed

ToddPacker said...

nevermind

ToddPacker said...

"Only when properly executed"

good point

Meiz said...

"So did fmbeth."


Uh oh

blue said...

didn't cuba gooding jr go to Emory

ToddPacker said...

i think eli kilt* me in my $$ league

kodiac said...

Kod, I don't remember, who wins if the Falcons go 8-8? I'm guessing you probably do cause I think the bet was whether or not the Falcons would end up over .500.

I'm pretty sure that if they finish 8-8 we agreed that I would change your name/pic for 3 days and you would change mine for 3 days

Beth said...

"I'm pretty sure that if they finish 8-8 we agreed that I would change your name/pic for 3 days and you would change mine for 3 days"

Oh yeah, that sounds semi-familiar. Right now that's what I think is most likely to happen.

Jugdish said...

sorry for not getting to orlando, jug. busy week


no worries. i didn't have a car otherwise I would have tried to meet you closer to tampa

Meiz said...

The Jews are extra cheap this year. I like it.

Meiz said...

One of my buddies just joined FB. He's not prepared.

ToddPacker said...

FB = UFC

El Padrino said...

"I don't see the big deal about it. The president cheated on his wife. We're all human. Human beings are the only ones that have just one partner. You watch National Geographic and the lions, they have like five or six partners. The human race is the only being that is monogamous with partners.''

-TJ Housh is smat*

Jugdish said...

ETEO

blue said...

penguins mate for life

blue said...

so TJ not so smart

Meiz said...

Its all the fault of religion

ToddPacker said...

"penguins mate for life"

pittsburg sucks

Kevin said...

DB got his law degree from Emory"


you serious clark?

El Padrino said...

beth ISAS you dont live in Cumming, GA

Beth said...

Al Sharpton - Tiger Woods hilarity.

Beth said...

"beth ISAS you dont live in Cumming, GA"

I do live about 20 minutes from there though. ns

Meiz said...

"you serious clark?"


Yes

H said...

Has anyone drawn the Tigger* quitting golf/zeke parallel?

Beth said...

"Has anyone drawn the Tigger* quitting golf/zeke parallel?'

No, cause Tiger's women are real.

(Zeke would be disappointed in me if I didn't respond that way.)

El Padrino said...

piece out Zorse Force

El Padrino said...

who is gonna bang out all these white ho's now that Tiger is taking a break

El Padrino said...

aitch randy moss has officially arrived

Jugdish said...

piece out Zorse Force

it was a good run

Kevin said...

"Yes"

OK good. I wasn't sure if it was true when Beth said it first. Thanks for confirming it

El Padrino said...

that picture is horrifying

Kevin said...

"who is gonna bang out all these white ho's now that Tiger is taking a break"


I'd venture to say that they weren't monogamous with Eldrick

blue said...

i ssee kev has his mat out

Beth said...

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Meiz said...

The LeBron steal/hoop/harm/french fries play was quality stuff.

Kevin said...

wall

Kevin said...

tem must still be ketching up

El Padrino said...

did you lose a bet or something
change that pic is terrifying

tem said...

tem is going to lunch, then coming in an scoring the 1600+ comments from el pad's post.

Kevin said...

"did you lose a bet or something
change that pic is terrifying"

Yeah. I bet kod that he couldn't find the boy alive in the attic

Kevin said...

I need Gore & Crabtree to be < than 57 pts tonight

isiah thompson said...

tem is going to lunch and will make up the scoring for the 1600+ comments from el pad's post when he get's* back.


*fized

Jugdish said...

I need Fitz to have a TD and over 50 yards, and Vernon Davis to do nothing at all

Kevin said...

"I need Fitz to have a TD and over 50 yards, and Vernon Davis to do nothing at all"


What if he get's* 110 yds and no TD

Jugdish said...

What if he get's* 110 yds and no TD


id still need a few more yards...the TDs help

isiah thompson said...

I need Gore + Hightower + Vern > 33 pts.

H said...

Listening to a little Stone Sour. Forgot how good this CD is.

Kevin said...

stone sour sucks

isiah thompson said...

Stone Sour


::sour patch kids::

Jugdish said...

its my new mayor's favorite band

Kevin said...

Jug's mayor's favorite concert is the Lilith Fair

Jugdish said...

they are going to swear her in at the Texas City Dike

El Padrino said...

snooki punched being pulled

isiah thompson said...

Obama also appeared on a Christmas special with Oprah Winfrey on Sunday. There, he gave himself "a good solid B-plus" grade for his first year in office.

He claimed progress on economic and international fronts. And he said the only thing that stands in the way of giving himself a better grade is the fact that some elements of his agenda -- health care reform and putting more Americans to work -- remain undone.


Obama is really a tough grader, eteo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"snooki punched being pulled"

good idea, not everyone has seen it yet

s

blue said...

i need boldin and Vernon >>>> than 17 pts....to beat the rev

isiah thompson said...

Angry Lispers went from 1-5 to 9-5

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Angry Lispers went from 1-5 to 9-5"

bad luck at the beginning, that team is stacked

blue said...

mine team has had some rough luck, but playoffs offer new hope

blue said...

still outrageously foolish of me to not "keep" drew brees....fucking moron

El Padrino said...

blue = matt millen

El Padrino said...

man the italian pm took a shot

blue said...

i figured brees was "done" being a good QB after an average season last year


smart because keeping clinton portis was awesome

El Padrino said...

"They're still puzzled why is it that people are mad at the banks. Well, let's see," he said. "You guys are drawing down $10, $20 million bonuses after America went through the worst economic year that it's gone through in -- in decades, and you guys caused the problem. And we've got 10% unemployment."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

they caused the problem?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

holy shit obama that was a good one

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAA
wwwooooooooHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

isiah thompson said...

i figured brees was "done" being a good QB after an average season last year


wasn't he the 2nd or 3rd highest rated QB last season.

"average season"?

isiah thompson said...

if Brees didn't go for a hail mary type throw on his last throw of the regular season last year and went for a 15 yd completion he would have set the single season record for passing yds right?

isiah thompson said...

man the italian pm took a shot


JACKED UP!

El Padrino said...

yeah didnt brees almost break marino's record? passing yards

El Padrino said...

blue cmon

isiah thompson said...

The Panthers' defense intercepted Drew Brees once and sacked him twice, performing just well enough to prevent the quarterback from breaking Dan Marino's 1984 single-season NFL record of 5,084 yards passing. Brees needed 402 yards to set the mark. He finished with 386, which made him only the second player to pass for more than 5,000 yards.

"When I sit back and look at it, that record's stood for a long time. One of greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game owns it," Brees said, adding he wasn't sure setting a new mark while his team fell to 8-8 was "necessarily the way that record deserves to be broken. That's why I'm able to accept the fact it didn't happen."

isiah thompson said...

1st and 15 at NO 35 (Shotgun) D.Brees pass incomplete deep right to L.Moore.
End of Game


I remember watching the game and that play - thinking Brees shoulda just thrown for a 20 yarder (which was open) instead of throwing deep.

coulda had the record

Steve said...

"they caused the problem?"


i'm sure i'm going to regret this. But who caused the problem then?

blue said...

brandon marshall has a record

El Padrino said...

"coulda had the record"

does he look like jr smiff to you?

blue said...

"i'm sure i'm going to regret this. But who caused the problem then?"

you shouldn't regret it.

fuck the banks that say it's not their fault. It's absofuckinglutely their fault.

They gamed the system....and when it was "game over" they asked for a handout.


Who's to blame, greedy motherfuckers that's who.

isiah thompson said...

does he look like jr smiff to you?


::carl's jr::

blue said...

what's wrong with JR smith

isiah thompson said...

Who's to blame, greedy motherfuckers that's who.


that also applies to people who over extended themselves buying houses they had no business buying.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"::carl's jr::"

throwing bballs at his own backboard to gain rebound stats

El Padrino said...

"i'm sure i'm going to regret this. But who caused the problem then?"

the nutjobs that were giving out mortgages to people that made 19K a year

the people that voted to get rid of the Glass Stegal Act

the SEC, a gubment organization that was supposed to be regulating the banks

alan greenspan for being a tool the better part of his service as TS

Bill Clinton for destroying freddie mac/Fannie mae

and barney frank for being braney frank

blue said...

"throwing bballs at his own backboard to gain rebound stats"

jr smith did this?

ricky davis i remember

isiah thompson said...

throwing bballs at his own backboard to gain rebound stats


ah, thanks for translating

ns

El Padrino said...

"does he look like jr smiff to you?


::carl's jr::"

i apologize but wasnt he the one who rebounded the ball to himself to secure a triple double?

blue said...

so basically the banks...got it

El Padrino said...

banks/bankers benefitted from that, they didnt cause it

they didnt start the fire!

it was burning already

- Billy Joel

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jr smith did this?

ricky davis i remember"

just telling you what EP was trying to say

blue said...

although that does sound like something that JR smith would have done

El Padrino said...

i think smiff did this at one point, ricky davis wasnt the only one

isiah thompson said...

if you really want to blame something for this mess blame capitalism.


/michael moore

Steve said...

Tara Reid does playboy? Who would want to see that?


Maybe 10 years ago.

blue said...

"the nutjobs that were giving out mortgages to people that made 19K a year---so, the banks...got it

the people that voted to get rid of the Glass Stegal Act---just because a regulation is lifted doesn't mean you have to go hogwild, use some good judgement

the SEC, a gubment organization that was supposed to be regulating the banks--which is run by former bankers...got it.

alan greenspan for being a tool the better part of his service as TS--Greenspan was the chairman of the federal reserve, not the Treasury secretary..you're thinking of henry paulson

Bill Clinton for destroying freddie mac/Fannie mae---this would not have stopped the problem

and barney frank for being braney frank--no doubt

blue said...

"Tara Reid does playboy? Who would want to see that?"


airbrush guy is gonna earn his money this issue

El Padrino said...

skip bayless is a dingleberry

Steve said...

when you read all that Blue, you should have just summed it up. What he really meant to say was:

"The Democrats"

El Padrino said...

"Tara Reid does playboy? Who would want to see that?"

she has weird, displaced and crooked nipples from bad surgeries

i'd still hit it

Steve said...

"airbrush guy is gonna earn his money this issue"

no kidding

isiah thompson said...

i'd still hit it

no doubt


You'd have to double wrap it though. That box probably smells like marlboro lights and a half drank beer that you forgot to throw away after a party from a week ago.

Steve said...

"i'd still hit it"


it'd take a few beers. But i'd get the job done.

El Padrino said...

"Treasury secretary..you're thinking of henry paulson"

right, geitner holds the post now, paulson was no angel either but greenspan, at times, was a clown

isiah thompson said...

greenspan once dated barbara walters

ns

El Padrino said...

"the nutjobs that were giving out mortgages to people that made 19K a year---so, the banks...got it"

mortgage companies too and organizations that were propped up by gubment officals like ACORN (i'm looking at you Obama)

isiah thompson said...

warren, did you go see that rugby movie about your homeland - Invictus?

El Padrino said...

"greenspan once dated barbara walters

ns"

that was before her pussy closed up though, like 1965 or something

El Padrino said...

"You'd have to double wrap it though. That box probably smells like marlboro lights and a half drank beer that you forgot to throw away after a party from a week ago."

Miller Lite's good call of the week.

El Padrino said...

wait, lackey signing with the SAWX?

isiah thompson said...

I was SAS to hear that Alabama hadn't had a Heisman winner until Sunday.

isiah thompson said...

until Saturday even

El Padrino said...

blue check into Obamaville, CO

El Padrino said...

"was SAS to hear that Alabama hadn't had a Heisman winner"

me too, thought Forest won

El Padrino said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wait, lackey signing with the SAWX?"

he'll fit in, kind of a douchebag

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada"

does fluffing pay well

isiah thompson said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada


I think Heidi Floss* was trying to build an all-male brothel, I think that fizzled out though.

isiah thompson said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada


will you be under the "kids menu"?

isiah thompson said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada

so people with a little person fettish can get off?

isiah thompson said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada


so they can run a "half height/half price" special?

Jugdish said...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada


a mini brothel

isiah thompson said...

Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes...

if all else fails i know i have a job in 'vada


are you gonna be the guy stands in the lobby and yells "de plane...de plane"?

El Padrino said...

i'd be the brothels tripod

isiah thompson said...

yug* blocked my ep/short joke about the brothel attempt

isiah thompson said...

yug* blocked my ep/short joke about the brothel attempt z


*fized


jeebus chris I'm more brain dead than normal today

isiah thompson said...

Bud Foster to UGA as DC?

that'd be a helluva pick up if it happens

El Padrino said...

"The former vice-president, Dick Cheney, has been nipping at Barack Obama’s heels all year. But Mr Bush has let his successor forge ahead without second-guessing him."

all class bush was and is, all class

El Padrino said...

bush

El Padrino said...

that's sfw btw

El Padrino said...

colts will lose to jacksonville because they will probably start resting players

anyone disagree with this

isiah thompson said...

colts will lose to jacksonville because they will probably start resting players

anyone disagree with this


they'll rest players when they're up 34-0 midway through the 2nd Q.

bet?

El Padrino said...

check out pic #8, pure hilarity

El Padrino said...

"they'll rest players when they're up 34-0 midway through the 2nd Q.

bet?"


you are betting me the colts will be up 34-0 midway through the 2nd?

El Padrino said...

keep in mind jax, for the first time this year, have sold out and the game wont be blacked out locally

JFreak said...

comments from the day I got that SG question in

El Padrino said...

wow exxon, wow

blue said...

CO is progressive...tent city isn't supposed to happen until 2012

isiah thompson said...

you are betting me the colts will be up 34-0 midway through the 2nd?


no betting this:

colts will lose to jacksonville

blue said...

by the by....peyton manning looked awful during the entire 2nd and 3rd quarter, and first part of the 4th

blue said...

at one point he was like 2-15 and had 3 ints

isiah thompson said...

and the Colts still won.

El Padrino said...

"no betting this:

colts will lose to jacksonville"

negative nancy

JFreak said...

"and the Colts still won."

handily.

isiah thompson said...

negative nancy


dip that ballsack in water to rehydrate those shrivelled nuts, make the bet kosmo.

El Padrino said...

"dip that ballsack in water to rehydrate those shrivelled nuts, make the bet kosmo."

we'll do this when they play the jets, when i am certain manning wont play much

isiah thompson said...

we'll do this when they play the jets, when i am certain manning wont play much


why would I want to bet on a team led by Curtis Painter?

isiah thompson said...

colts will lose to jacksonville because they will probably start resting players



so you don't think they'll lose, got it.

JFreak said...

Obama tracking political protesters through twitter

Is this still wrong now that it's not Bush that's doing it?

ToddPacker said...

is tem strug-a-ling with the tcs standings?

isiah thompson said...

Is this still wrong now that it's not Bush that's doing it?


no, now it is "cutting edge"

isiah thompson said...

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