Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Eve

The day before thanksgiving sucks, especially if you half* two* work. I think there will be a total of like 4 people in the office today (ns). I will be closing the office at noon, so I can go get my goose on.

Speaking of thanksgiving, Turkey is overrated. If it's so grate* why don't people cook turkeys in June? I've really got nothing today, no gas in the tank.

I got to watch first hand the suckitude that is the Nets. They are a truly awful team...the Nuggets starters didn't even play in the 4th quarter, there was a point in the game where it looked like a pickup game with all the layups and dunks. Of course LP wouldn't give up all those layups, he's a stalwart at the park.

Jimmy Clausen got cold-cocked...good for him. And by him, i mean the guy who punched him. I hope he said "quit being such a douche" and hit him. Clausen will be just fine, he'll get his millions next year, and he can be the next Rick Mirer or Brady Quinn. Exciting times for Irish fans.

Anyway, that's enough for today. I was going to make a list of what everyone should be thankful for, but that seemed like a lot of work. Now H has an idea for tomorrow.

124 comments:

tem said...

people at work are being bitchy today.

they aren't being thankful.

tem said...

should i play kevin smith or steve slaton in my $$$ FNFL league this week?

tem said...

oh or derrick mason

blueshamed said...

i like steve slaton

tem said...

yeah but who would you play in FNFL?

gayball.

blueshamed said...

i wouldn't have drafted those guys

blueshamed said...

i would waive them and pickup adrian peterson

tem said...

so now you are trying to pick up a guy?

good lord. gayball.

tem said...

ask a simple fantasy football question and blue thinks it is fantasy guy fucking time.

If only he was my QB said...

i would waive them and pickup adrian peterson

the REAL adrian peterson...from the Bears

If only he was my QB said...

jug is at work today...not necessarily working

tem said...

tem is at work.

and has lots of work to do before he can leave and go to WaVa

blueshamed said...

sounds like newbabyblue is gonna fuck up christmas plans this year

tem said...

what were the plans?

maybe nbb is going to make them better.

tem said...

for instance if you were going to fly somewhere with pregnant cmb and see the inlaws maybe staying home and not seeing the inlaws is better.

tem said...

maybe you can drop cmb off at the hospital and then spend the day looking for Black Scrubs.

tem said...

or White Scrubs if you want.

but it really sounds like you have the Jungle Fever.

blueshamed said...

the plans were to not be in the hospital christmas day.

new plan is that if not at the hospital, must be within 20 minutes of the hospital.

ruining my life already (s)

blueshamed said...

my thanksgiving day plans include going to the game tomorrow night.

why? to see the broncos get beat down again, i guess

tem said...

broncos are going to win.

lock of the week.

tem said...

green bay, cinci or san diego for a suicide pick?

Meiz said...

Green Bay

tem said...

green bay is a bad pick, if they win the lions can't finish 8-8.

tem said...

i'm going to go with san diego.

it means whale's vagina.

blueshamed said...

who does sandiego play?

blueshamed said...

pick oakland, they won't lose to Dallas

blueshamed said...

jeezalou

kim must have hit the gym after reggie bush dumped her on her ass

Meiz said...

"green bay is a bad pick, if they win the lions can't finish 8-8."


I'm over it

Meiz said...

"kim must have hit the gym after reggie bush dumped her on her ass"


I'm pretty sure they're back together

blueshamed said...

i'm pretty sure you are wrong

blueshamed said...

in u face

tem said...

san diego plays kansas city

Meiz said...

Some lady just spent $20.47 on 4 goddman envelopes. 4 FUCKING ENVELOPES

tem said...

were they nice envelopes?

Meiz said...

The Claussens have sold their South Bend house. Goin' pro.

Meiz said...

"were they nice envelopes?"

They are not worth the money. You'd laugh if you saw them.

blueshamed said...

"san diego plays kansas city"

KC is on a roll...don't pick the WV

Spaceman Spiff said...

brady quinn is dating alicia sacramone

If only he was my QB said...

They are not worth the money. You'd laugh if you saw them.



i don't think i'd laugh at that.

tem said...

so pick cinci?

tem said...

i might laugh at the envelopes. i laugh at wierd things.

If only he was my QB said...

i might laugh at the envelopes. i laugh at wierd things.


i wouldn't be laughing if i had to go all the way up there to see these envelopes. that would be inconvenient.

If only he was my QB said...

s

tem said...

inconvienient for you.

maybe i'd enjoy such a trip.

Meiz said...

WFT. Who the fuck complains about our shitty greeting cards? We're a fucking shipping store, not a fucking Hallmark store. The Hallmark Store is 4 doors over. Fucking christ.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WFT. Who the fuck complains about our shitty greeting cards?"

there are people who will complain about anything





wadr

If only he was my QB said...

maybe i'd enjoy such a trip.



maybe you wouldn't

If only he was my QB said...

there are people who will complain about anything


complaining about complaining is the better

Meiz said...

"there are people who will complain about anything"


Right. I do in a "why the fuck does this matter to people?" way. The lady was bitching up a storm about us only having 2 kinds of blank cards. Who does that? Did that really just fuck up your day?

Meiz said...

*I do it

Meiz said...

I find it difficult to come across as incredulous via text.

Meiz said...

I just don't know why people get so worked up over such petty shit.

Meiz said...

In other news, I'm wearing a new undershirt today.

Meiz said...

A lady is mailing a bottle of ketchup. W. T. F.


Tem, please tell me you have ketchup in Ohio.

Meiz said...

People are making some rather odd requests today. Lots of steaks being thrown around so far.

Meiz said...

And a little hot sauce, too.

Meiz said...

Where's Billy Gunn with his Thanksgiving stories?

Meiz said...

I'm not afraid to run the show today

Meiz said...

I love Natalie Gulbis

Meiz said...

stupid Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody is a trending topic. Gimme a break.

Meiz said...

We stand around here in silence. Its nice. It will end when dummy gets here and starts yapping about stupid shit, like the HGTV raffle she entered last night. I can't wait.

Meiz said...

I'm enjoying The Broingtons

tem said...

"Tem, please tell me you have ketchup in Ohio."


yes, tem steals his ketchup from
here

tem said...

wow, big wall

blueshamed said...

good work meiz.

you've efforted quite a bit today

tem said...

tem also steals hot sauce from there.

sometimes knives and forks.

blueshamed said...

stealing is not write*

tem said...

their menu says everything is for sale.

is it my fault if they don't bill me for it?

blueshamed said...

sounds good then

you're just being fair

blueshamed said...

alright, i'm out

happy thinksgiving to all

and to all a good fright

If only he was my QB said...

A lady is mailing a bottle of ketchup. W. T. F.



could be a gag gift

Meiz said...

Went to Subway. Lady in line behind me asked for chipaloo sauce on her sub

Meiz said...

"could be a gag gift"

I hope so

Meiz said...

SG has a mailbag

tem said...

what is chipaloo?

tem said...

blue apparently likes male bags.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what is chipaloo?"

chipolte

/freak

Meiz said...

She is extra fucking dumb today. Do not use my workstation. You only fuck it up epically.

tem said...

going to wava.

see yous later.

happy thanksgiving to all.

Meiz said...

wava sucks

If only he was my QB said...

we just got released...gonna have a couple of beers and head on out.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Meiz said...

Dummy quote of the motherfucking day:


When you ship to Canada, you never know when it will get there because they will hold the package for weeks and weeks before they will let the recipient have it.

Meiz said...

Fuck you guys

Meiz said...

"Thanksgiving Eve"

Its called Drunksgiving, you damn hillbilly.

JFreak said...

what would meiz do in this situation?

If it doesn't involved throwing the xbox at her face, I would be disappointed.

Meiz said...

One of my friends understands and "gets" how LOV works. She works in the internet industry, so I'm not surprised. She even understands that/how we have our own native tongue. Had a decent little conversation about it last night.

Meiz said...

"what would meiz do in this situation?"


See those glass doors in the background?

Grabbed by the throat, and hurled through them head first.

JFreak said...

Gotta make sure the camera is off first.

Meiz said...

Of course

Keef said...

you guys are the suck

JFreak said...

so's your face.

Keef said...

Had the director of sales riding around with me today. That was fun. eteo

Keef said...

now I'm going home

Meiz said...

AI's a quitter

Meiz said...

Sorry, Jug

Keef said...

Sox sign Andruw & Vizquel. Watch out, AL!

Meiz said...

Keithdrino

Keef said...

"Keithdrino"

I was talking about your link, dicknose

El Padrino said...

and now i have the flu

it's been a great week

woe

Meiz said...

"I was talking about your link, dicknose"


You work like a Mexican

Keef said...

sorry about your grandma, LP

Keef said...

"You work like a Mexican"


I work harder than that

Meiz said...

"and now i have the flu

it's been a great week

woe"


Built in excuse to not go to Jersey tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

"Built in excuse to not go to Jersey tomorrow."

plans changed, we were going to my fam's house but now, nothing

woe

El Padrino said...

thanks keef

Keef said...

I got a $25 gift card to the grocery store and a $25 bottle of Pinot Noir from work for Thanksgiving.

Thanks Obamer

El Padrino said...

winner winner

Meiz said...

LP, follow @oldhossradbourn on twitter. Its glorious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

black friday gets me worked up for nothing i rarely buy much

Keef said...

the fucking grocery stores this afternoon were redonk

Meiz said...

And follow me too, you monkeyfucker

Meiz said...

"the fucking grocery stores this afternoon were redonk"


^^^^^^^^^


The liquor store is gonna be crazy tonight, too.

Keef said...

So is LP a leprechaun?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

So is LP a leprechaun?

Keef said...

Go to our Y! FFB league and click on my team. Look next to Calvin Johnson at his matchup

Keef said...

I want this

Meiz said...

Awesome. The game's rigged.

Meiz said...

"I want this"


YES. The fucking had it for 360 yesterday for like $24 and I missed it.

If only he was my QB said...

Sorry, Jug


500,000 deal...low risk, but still funny

If only he was my QB said...

watching Christmas vacation...suite

ToddPacker said...

happy thanksgiving LoV

Keef said...

solid efforting today

If only he was my QB said...

jug's turkey day parlay

pack -12.5
oakland +14
Giants -7

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