Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Temblings

Just going to ramble today, we'll see where it takes us. It will either be good or bad. I guess it could also be OK. Those are the three options. Terrible and great are not on the table.

Have my mom and aunt visiting again, this morning I woke up to "do you want the good news or bad news?" So I said bad news and they said my toilet was leaking. They always think the toilet is leaking. Really it is just them not pulling the shower curtain all the way shut and shower water getting out of the shower. In any case I asked what the good news was and sure enough they said "there is no good news." That's twice I've heard that phrase since keef got arrested for running dope or whatever. So I wonder if people said it a lot and I never noticed or people just now started to say it. Dunno.

For what it is worth (not much) I think that Utley is my MVP of the series so far. Lee ended up giving up too many runs yesterday so his stats aren't good, CC might be it but he lost game 1, Jeter has a good shot too, especially since his side is winning. I can't really think of another Yankee that has stood out. Some have had good games, but nobody is doing what Utley is doing.

Speaking of the World Series I thought it was interesting that in clutch at bats yesterday Arod doubled off of some guy's glove and Jeter hit into a crushing double play. At least I think that is what happened.

Didn't watch much of the Falcons/Saints. Sounds like it was close. Like the Falcons would win that at home. Looking at the stats Roddy White did me proud. Way to go Roddy. You are my hero. Although I had a bad fantasy week. My undefeated money team got crushed. Crushed big time. Slaton got benched early, that hurt. Welker was on BYE, that hurt. And the rest of my team decided not to show up. They got complacent. I'll have their respective coaches talk to them. Except Zach Miller. I will not have Cable talk to him. Cable would either punch him or punch me. Either way I don't like it.

Why is it called a donkey punch? I've never seen a donkey punch anything. In fact they seem to lack the necessary appendages to punch. I could understand donkey kick, but not donkey punch.

Saw HAIL as a license plate today. I guess they like weather or something. Or maybe Hail Hitler, or Hail to the Chief, or whatever. Either way it isn't a very interesting plate.

Bossman scheduled an 8:30am phone call. WFT? I am not sure why he does that kind of stuff. He knows I hate mornings. Of course I also hate afternoons so maybe he was damned no matter when he set the call.

By the by, looked at H's hos in that picture. I approve. Too bad they are from New England. I'd still try to have sex with them though (and fail of course.)

Back to World Series talk, why isn't FOX pimping the hell out of TV shows this time around? I don't recall getting overloaded with commercials for shows that clearly suck. Speaking of shows that clearly suck, is Strahan's show already cancelled? I figure it is. Sucks for that guy in the wheelchair, I think he is cool.

Manu had to get a rabies shot for punching a bat. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha From what I hear rabies shots are the worse. Maybe they are better now, but back in the day I heard they were like 20 shots right into your stomach. I have no clue why I heard that, makes little sense, but I did. Probably has something to do with me being from WV.

Damn, 8:30. Gotta make that call.

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I ♥ Cox said...

I feel like I just had an uncensored look into Tem's mind and all the ramblings that take place in it. I may need to go lie down for a few minutes.

I ♥ Cox said...

Don't get me wrong though, I'd say it reached the "good" level.

I ♥ Cox said...

Falcons surprised me a little last night. I didn't expect them to hang as close as they did with the game in the Superdome.

Main headline from one of the AJC columnists today was about maybe Ryan isn't as good as we thought. Good thing the media doesn't over-react to things too quickly.

I ♥ Cox said...

I was just happy to see Michael Turner FINALLY have a decent game. He's looked incredibly average all season til last night.

I ♥ Cox said...

Which reminds me, am I betting Zeke or Spiff or both about the Falcons-Redskins game this week?

I ♥ Cox said...

OK, I'm done, someone else can comment now.

Jugdish said...

Main headline from one of the AJC columnists today was about maybe Ryan isn't as good as we thought. Good thing the media doesn't over-react to things too quickly.


not sure if you noticed, but during the Bears/Falcons game the announcers kept comparing Ryan to Peyton Manning. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here

Jugdish said...

Main headline from one of the AJC columnists today was about maybe Ryan isn't as good as we thought.



maybe they can trade for vick

I ♥ Cox said...

Oh I agree, he's got a ways to go for sure til we know exactly how good he is or isn't. The potential is huge but he's clearly not there yet.

Of course last night I'm surprised the announcers even knew his name, what with the faces buried in Brees' ass all night. I mean yeah, Brees is damn good but it was almost Farve-like how much they worshiped him.

I ♥ Cox said...

"maybe they can trade for vick"

There is no good news man.

Jugdish said...

i am enjoying the "no good news" era

Jugdish said...

im not

/kize

I ♥ Cox said...

"i am enjoying the "no good news" era"

To me it's the "man" at the end that really makes this memorable. Without that the story wouldn't be nearly as good.

I ♥ Cox said...

And I just realized my "There is no good news man" in response to your Vick comment had double applicability, since Vick's dog-fighting operation was Bad Newz Kennels.

I wish I was smart enough to have intended that from the start.

Jugdish said...

"No, Brett Favre did not lay down to give me a sack. Doesn't happen in the NFL, man.''
-- Michael Strahan



ETEO

Jugdish said...

I wish I was smart enough to have intended that from the start.


smatter* than you thought

Jugdish said...

Goat of the Week

Eli Manning, QB, New York Giants.


suite

I ♥ Cox said...

So apparently it's the Jug and Beth show this morning. Where is everybody else? Where'd tem disappear to?

Jugdish said...

tem had some phone meeting. he should have had his reader take the call so he could be on lov. WFT is he paying that reader for anyways?

ToddPacker said...

"Where is everybody else?"

tps

blue said...

why don't you guys get a room

Jugdish said...

tps



hey maverick

ToddPacker said...

gotta take a trip to our new building @ 10... we move in december. it should be fun (s)

ToddPacker said...

"hey maverick"

lame

I ♥ Cox said...

"why don't you guys get a room"

We had one all to ourselves til you and TP showed up.

blue said...

moving is always exciting


eteo

ToddPacker said...

I ♥ Cox said...
So apparently it's the Jug and Beth show this morning. Where is everybody else? Where'd tem disappear to?


I ♥ Cox said...
"why don't you guys get a room"

We had one all to ourselves til you and TP showed up.



one minute beth wants to know where everyone is and the next minute she is complaining about people showing up... further proof that women are crazy

blue said...

beth is an exhibitionist.

i think this is true

she lets people watch

blue said...

it's exciting to her

I ♥ Cox said...

"beth is an exhibitionist"

Blue is fantasizing again I see. Don't worry blue, cmblue will give birth and be willing to have sex again in hopefully 6 months or so.

I ♥ Cox said...

...further proof that women are fickle.

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"...further proof that women are fickle.

*fixed"

bad fix

I ♥ Cox said...

"bad fix"

Of course you, a guy, would say that. We need to ask a woman for her opinion on it. Where's mize?

blue said...

what is fickle?

ToddPacker said...

that might be the 1st "fickle" usage on LoV.... unless ep misspelled pickle once

Keef said...

Ronnie* White had a good game last night

Jugdish said...

lance moore did not...allowing jug to hold on for the $$$ league win

Keef said...

Apology accepted

Keef said...

Phillies pitchers Brett Myers and Cole Hamels had a confrontation in the clubhouse following the team's Game 5 win on Monday night.
The incident stemmed from comments Hamels made over the weekend about the "mental drain" of the season that he wished would end.
As Myers walked past Hamels he said, mocking, "What are you doing here? I thought you quit."
Hamels responded with a expletive and Myers was guided away by a team official before things escalated


Hilarity

Jugdish said...

As Myers walked past Hamels he said, mocking, "What are you doing here Zeke? I thought you quit."



fiz

Keef said...

I'm debating whether or not to go to the SG book signing

blue said...

go, punch him

tem said...

" WFT is he paying that reader for anyways?"

reading.

my listener takes calls, but she is sick today.

and i don't have a talker, so i have to talk for myself.

i should get a talker.

blue said...

tell him that tyler and LoV are expecting royalties for him always stealing all of our shit

blue said...

maybe you need a typer

tem said...

"cmblue will give birth and be willing to have sex again in hopefully 6 months or so."

blue might be done having sex with her. every time he does she gets knocked up.

Keef said...

"go, punch him"

I don't need to see a cop again

tem said...

"maybe you need a typer"

maybe you do too

blue said...

"blue might be done having sex with her. every time he does she gets knocked up."

were getting her spade

Keef said...

spade still makes me aitch

Meiz said...

typist

tem said...

that's a good idear

Jugdish said...

I'm debating whether or not to go to the SG book signing



just go, stop debating

El Padrino said...

then you'd have to buy the book silly

El Padrino said...

yea i'm here

Keef said...

My DTV bill was high so I called them yesterday and they said that I ordered the Mayweather fight in September, on the day that we had the service set up. I laughed and tolt him we weren't even living there, and he says "It looks like you called in to us that day to order the fight". I said I called in to cancel the service because they fucked up the installation and I was on the phone with them for 2 hours. So he said he'd have a technician check the box history and see if we had it on during the fight.
So far I'm unimpressed with DTV

Meiz said...

"then you'd have to buy the book silly"


Untrue

Keef said...

"then you'd have to buy the book silly"

No I wouldn't

Keef said...

"yea i'm here"


Hey weazy

Meiz said...

Keith

Keef said...

Hilarity

Keef said...

thanks, mize. Dude I talkt to yesterday said to call back after 24 hours. If that doesn't settle it, I'll use your link

El Padrino said...

untrue

well i'll be damned

blue said...

it's not untrue.

they can't force you to buy the book

only if you want the book signed would you have to buy it

blue said...

you can stand over to the side and yell obscene things at him without buying the book

tem said...

he probably already boat it.

blue said...

or buy the lakers championship book and ask him to sign that one too

Meiz said...

He'll sign a column printed off the interwebs, too.

blue said...

tell him to sign your 19-0 t-shirt

Meiz said...

Was Mav just doing a fly-by this morning?

El Padrino said...

i c

Jugdish said...

Was Mav just doing a fly-by this morning?


he is going to take a shower

tem said...

negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Isiah Thompson said...

Which reminds me, am I betting Zeke or Spiff or both about the Falcons-Redskins game this week?

sure, final Y! line

1 day for the loser

blue said...

i think it's time to buzz the tower

Jugdish said...

1 day for the loser



wuss

blue said...

weasel

I ♥ Cox said...

"sure, final Y! line

1 day for the loser"

Jug is right, that's a wuss bet.

tem said...

loser has to be on bottom.

Jugdish said...

i wonder if zeke consulted Viper before he quit lov


/tp

tem said...

oh wait that is her standard bet with a lawyer.

tem said...

tp prefers Hot Shots over Top Gun.

El Padrino said...

warren buffet has done it again

tem said...

Maverick has nothing on the Red Baron

/tp

Keef said...

"he probably already boat it."


No

tem said...

"no"

he is going to boat it then.

Keef said...

These UPS Store commercials on the radio are awful

Keef said...

"he is going to boat it then."


No. I don't like the NBA

Isiah Thompson said...

Jug is right, that's a wuss bet.

the skins are one of the worst 5 teams in the nfl.

what do you suggest then?

tem said...

beth gets fmz for a night if she wins and zeke gets beth for a night if he wins.

Isiah Thompson said...

"Childress talks about Favre's groin"


from pft.com

got an aitch

Keef said...

"beth gets fmz for a night if she wins and zeke gets beth for a night if he wins."



So I get to be by myself for a night if I win. Got it


/beth

Deluxe said...

Rabies shots are bad news. Guy my wife works with, his dog bit someone a couple weeks back and the guy ended up having to get 20 to 30 shots in the stomach. not cheap either, guy has to pay between 1-2 grand.

tem said...

zeke is engaged?

/ep

tem said...

"Guy my wife works with"

dummy? newguy? bossman1? bossman2?

blue said...

manu can handle that kind of green

Keef said...

"Rabies shots are bad news. Guy my wife works with, his dog bit someone a couple weeks back and the guy ended up having to get 20 to 30 shots in the stomach. not cheap either, guy has to pay between 1-2 grand."


So the guy has no health insurance? mize got bit by a dog? And mize works with cmd? cmd is dummy?

blue said...

did mize write up his list of grievances?

tem said...

" his dog bit someone a couple weeks back and the guy ended up having to get 20 to 30 shots in the stomach."

couldn't they test his dog for rabies?

tem said...

"So the guy has no health insurance?"

i have insurance, but i suspect if i got rabies shots i'd still have to shell out some cash.

I ♥ Cox said...

"what do you suggest then?"

The standard 3 day bet. I realize the skins suck but you'll be getting points.

I ♥ Cox said...

"So I get to be by myself for a night if I win. Got it

/beth"

Well done keith. ns

Isiah Thompson said...

The standard 3 day bet. I realize the skins suck but you'll be getting points.

ok, didn't know it was standard.

3 days works for me

Deluxe said...

Meiz, how much did you get Simmons' book for and where? I see it for $16.50 on Amazon.

I ♥ Cox said...

""what do you suggest then?"

Or if you really want to get ballsy (yeah, I already know the answer to this) the loser posts a pic on LOV of them with their fm___.

Keef said...

It's not really the standard. It's just the trend this season

Keef said...

A few months ago, a week was the standard

I ♥ Cox said...

"It's not really the standard. It's just the trend this season"

So it is the standard now, got it.

Keef said...

"Or if you really want to get ballsy (yeah, I already know the answer to this) the loser posts a pic on LOV of them with their fm___."


beth is testing fate with this one after offering this up for the FU/UGA game last year

blue said...

maybe if zeke really thought he would win

I ♥ Cox said...

It'd be testing fate if there was a chance zeke would agree to it.

I ♥ Cox said...

Or I could've said "it'd be testing fate if fmzeke existed".

blue said...

she exits

I ♥ Cox said...

"she exits"

Where'd she go?

Deluxe said...

"couldn't they test his dog for rabies?"

His girlfriend was walking the dog at the time, and the guy that got bit said he was fine originally.

When the guy that got bit got home, someone said he better go to the doctor, was a good gash in his arm. They couldn't find the dog owner at first so he had to get the shots because they didn't know where the dog/owner lived to test the dog.

It's a messed up story but I guess the guy that was bit, is mentally challenged. That's why things were so confusing.

Keef said...

It would be suite if the Falcons & Giants bolth misst the playoffs

Keef said...

"It's a messed up story but I guess the guy that was bit, is mentally challenged. That's why things were so confusing."


poor steve

Keef said...

LP's favorite college

blue said...

so the foaming at the mouth was because of the mental disability?

Meiz said...

"Meiz, how much did you get Simmons' book for and where? I see it for $16.50 on Amazon."


I was feeling charitable and paid $20 at the bookstore in the Pavilion

Keef said...

Oops

blue said...

fucking pavilion

blue said...

mize must have gotten the raise, he's feeling charitable

Meiz said...

"Or if you really want to get ballsy (yeah, I already know the answer to this) the loser posts a pic on LOV of them with their fm___."


Ballsy

Keef said...

and to think, it wasn't that long ago that mize was axing for charity

Meiz said...

Oh, I'm still looking for charity. Every little bit helps.

Spaceman Spiff said...

im in for the 3 day, final yahoo line bet

I ♥ Cox said...

Damn, I could be in for 6 days if the Falcons don't cover. But I'm game.

ToddPacker said...

"he probably already boat it."

what's all the "boat" talk... i thought it was "bot"

tem said...

6 days and a pic of fmb.

tem said...

i wonder what she really looks like

I ♥ Cox said...

"6 days and a pic of fmb"

RIF

El Padrino said...

It would be suite if the Falcons, & Bengals bolth misst the playoffs


*fizzed

tem said...

i don't read beth

blue said...

righting is fundamental

tem said...

old secretary just walked into my office...


old secretary - The YANKEES lost

tem - yeah i know

old secretary - it is the YANKEES

tem - well they are up 3-2

old secretary - THANK GOD

tem ::blank stare::

tem said...

wronging is also fundamental

tem said...

then you can write the wrongs

I ♥ Cox said...

"i don't read beth"

That was aimed at your reader.

blue said...

old secretary was afraid that the south had risen again

tem said...

still don't get how it applies though.

6 days is correct and i was adding the picture part.

then a follow up line about what she looks like.

tem said...

"old secretary was afraid that the south had risen again"

might be. i already miss hot temp secretary.

ToddPacker said...

old secretary sounds hot

s

I ♥ Cox said...

"still don't get how it applies though.

6 days is correct and i was adding the picture part."

See I thought you were trying to pretend the pic part was in the original bet. Didn't realize you were adding it.

El Padrino said...

iknowthisistaboo

but andy samberg, throw it on the gorund bit, i found it funny

El Padrino said...

and on lom i linked a hilarious chris walken reading poker face

Meiz said...

I might be getting an ear infection. Hopefully not.

blue said...

dick in a box

Keef said...

"It would be suite if the Falcons, & Bengals bolth misst the playoffs"

The Bengals were suppost* to suck, they've already exceeded my expectations.

Keef said...

"but andy samberg, throw it on the gorund bit, i found it funny"

SBNS that you like the dick in a box guy

blue said...

falcons suck

Keef said...

"what's all the "boat" talk... i thought it was "bot""


Tem had some boat HDH last week

El Padrino said...

i'll take your comment and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

another cmep xmas email

i love xmas dont get me wrong but this is getting redonk

El Padrino said...

flight tonight for spiff? or tw

Meiz said...

WFT does she want to know about xmas already?

Keef said...

"another cmep xmas email

i love xmas dont get me wrong but this is getting redonk"


She knows how long it takes elves to make the gifts

Meiz said...

We're going up to the cabin for xmas. Should be a nice little time.

El Padrino said...

whose cabin

your folks?

where is it, is it a real cabin?

Meiz said...

"whose cabin

your folks?

where is it, is it a real cabin?"


The family's cabin.

Northern Wisconsin

Yes, its a real cabin. My family built it themselves. It is nice.

Keef said...

mize has a cabin?

/LP

Keef said...

mize lives in Wisconsin?

/LP

Keef said...

Wow, 6 teams in the FNBA league. Look out!

El Padrino said...

"Yes, its a real cabin. My family built it themselves. It is nice."

that's what i'm talking about
i've always wanted a cabin, a true cabin

Meiz said...

"that's what i'm talking about
i've always wanted a cabin, a true cabin"


I have a set of Cribz pics on an SD card at home

Keef said...

"i've always wanted a cabin, a true cabin"


I'll send you some of these, LP

El Padrino said...

no mo bill walton

Keef said...

You'll even have vaulted ceilings

Meiz said...

It is a constant work in progress, but we can't actually finish it because of the tax bracket it would jump to.

El Padrino said...

i fashion the Pocono house as a cabin even though it's not

Meiz said...

I used to be a Lincoln Logs addict

Keef said...

lincoln logs were suite

El Padrino said...

"The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin."


is aunt mary gonna be at the cabin meiz? she seems fun

Keef said...

wow

blue said...

"Wow, 6 teams in the FNBA league. Look out!"

yeah, we need 2 more teams..

Zeke, Tem get on it...draft is tw night

Isiah Thompson said...

Yes, its a real cabin. My family built it themselves. It is nice.


NP?

your immediate fam built it, log for log?

Isiah Thompson said...

Bill Walton died?

Isiah Thompson said...

league info, again, please?

Keef said...

Hall of Famer Bill Walton won't return as an analyst for ESPN's NBA coverage.
Walton said in a statement Monday that "it is time to dedicate the rest of my life to service." He missed most of last season while recovering from back surgery. Walton calls his battle with back problems a "life-changing ordeal."

Isiah Thompson said...

ah, so he got fired.

tem said...

he wants to spend time with his son teaching him how to play.

tem said...

or he wants to smoke more pot

tem said...

ATL has to be the hot suicide pick this week.

Meiz said...

"your immediate fam built it, log for log?"


Yes

Keef said...

It’s not like Phil Ivey isn’t rich enough. He’s got approximately $10M in career tourney earnings…countless millions more from cash games (live and online)…and countless millions on top of that from whatever his stake in Full Tilt is.
On top of that, he’s banking a milli at a minimum for making the 2009 WSOP Main Event final table. And if he wins it, he’ll make a rumored $10M more from Tilt.
And then another $2 million from Andy Bloch.
Bloch was on the Hardcore Poker Show last night and admitted that when there were 2,400 players left in the Main Event, he bet Ivey 20K at 99-1 that he couldn’t close the deal.
Facing paying Ivey $2 million, he is contemplating buying out of the bet now



Stings

Isiah Thompson said...

Yes


suite, how did they get the logs up and all that shit?

Keef said...

"suite, how did they get the logs up and all that shit?"

Slaves

Meiz said...

"suite, how did they get the logs up and all that shit?"


No fucking clue. They started in like '78, I wasn't born until '81.

Old man's doing some log repair/replacement right now. Aunts & Uncles are not happy about that. They think we're going for full control of the cabin because none of 'em ever want to spend the money or help make repairs.

tem said...

family vacation houses never end well.

Meiz said...

"family vacation houses never end well."


My old man's the big brother. He has the final word. There are somewhat official state of the cabin meetings on Holidays.

tem said...

they never end well.

Keef said...

mize should just move up to the cabin and live off the fat of the land

Keef said...

"they never end well."


TINGNM

Spaceman Spiff said...

"My old man's the big brother. He has the final word."

he's number 1 on the other's kill lists, got it

Meiz said...

"mize should just move up to the cabin and live off the fat of the land"


It would then be considered a full time residence and yadda yadda yadda. My sister and I have discussed moving up there sometime.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"flight tonight for spiff? or tw"

maƱana

Keef said...

"It would then be considered a full time residence and yadda yadda yadda. My sister and I have discussed moving up there sometime."


OIC. The woe doesn't fall far from the tree

Keef said...

I think I'm gonna get my CDL

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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