Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Temblings again

Tuesdays are not a great day to be recapping sports. Talking about the weekend action was so yesterday and it is too soon to talk about the coming weekend's action. So here we stand with nothing really to talk about. Discussions could arise about the Titans who apparently don't suck anymore or about the Nets who suck a lot....but they won't. Instead I'll just type some stuff until I have to leave for a 9am meeting. Basically this is going to suck so just skip it and go comment.


Headlines

Source: Irish QB Clausen punched by irate fan --- good, I am positive Clausen was being a douche.

Titans win 4th straight on Brown's wide kick --- Brown can't hit a pressure kick for the life of him. He has cost the Texans like 2 wins.

Source: 49ers drop tampering charges vs. Jets --- Hopefully not into the pool, they'll never find it then.

Purdue edges Tennessee for Paradise Jam title ---- I don't even know what sport this is for.


Temblings

If you want to open a bar you should put "Devil's" in the name. That instantly makes a bar cooler.

I went to the mall on sunday. The mall was open at 10:30am but no stores opened until noon. What the fuck is the point of that?

Downstairs neighbor came up and visited last night, she was really drunk. Hilarity ensued. She really likes to make out with married guys. She is like hsilok but she goes all the way.

If you are ever on Riverside Drive in Columbus be prepared to go at least 15mph under the speed limit. The drivers on that road are old and rich and bad.

Was talking to a land owner yesterday and he told me that the big boss at my work is a stubborn old coot. I had no response.

TPS has gone full out assault on me lately. I don' like it. I need to win the lottery.

Speaking of lottery, I went to a filming of the state's saturday lottery tv show. It was fantastic. I don't have the words to describe how awesome it was. This one really fat lady was playing to make money so her friend could go to Texas. He friend had about $5,000 worth of tats on him. I just kept thinking if he had just saved that cash he could go to Texas. Dude had a snake tattoo on his face, and head and neck.

This post sucks. I should have just done a Brutus and Timmy thing.

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If only he was my QB said...

The mall was open at 10:30am but no stores opened until noon. What the fuck is the point of that?



I like to get there early and walk laps around the mall.

/tp

Beth said...

"Downstairs neighbor came up and visited last night, she was really drunk. Hilarity ensued. She really likes to make out with married guys."

So was tem "married" last night with the wife supposedly out of town?

Beth said...

"I like to get there early and walk laps around the mall.

/tp"

Jug knows. Around here they also open early, just for the geriatric crowd to walk around and get their exercise.

Beth said...

And since Tem didn't do a license plate today I think I will. Driving to work today I saw a car with a plate of "bhonest".

I'd never trust a guy with a license plate like that. ns

If only he was my QB said...

I'd never trust a guy with a license plate like that. ns


I'd never have that as a plate. maybe ill order one that says

INUFACE

Beth said...

Jug, yours needs to be:

TRNJMPR

Meiz said...

"I went to the mall on sunday. The mall was open at 10:30am but no stores opened until noon. What the fuck is the point of that?"


Mall walkers

Meiz said...

Mizedrino

blueshamed said...

"If you want to open a bar you should put "Dragon" in the name. That instantly makes a bar cooler, same with Tattoos"

*fized

Meiz said...

There are a lot of people that I root for to die.

Beth said...

Anyone on LOV?

Meiz said...

"Anyone on LOV?"


No. Just elderly people I see all the time.

Meiz said...

Life Insurance Agent: When was the last time you visited a physician?

Mize: AHAHAHAHAHA


LIA: What is the name of your physician?

Meiz: AHAHAHAHAHA


LIA: Well then how do you get your prescriptions?

Meiz: HAHAHAHAHA ::how do I tactfully tell him they're stolen?::

Meiz said...

LIA: I'm sure you plan on owning a home some day...

Meiz: (interrupting) Actually no. Not in my plans.


LIA: Well how about starting a family?

Mize: Nope. Not in the plans.


LIA: Retirement is only 37 years away...

Mize: I won't be retiring.


LIA: ::blank stare::

Meiz said...

Buddy was SHOOK last night.

Meiz said...

LIA: Have you used any non-prescription drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, amphetamines, or other narcotics in the past 5 years?

Mize: No. Never.

blueshamed said...

if you're not buying a house, and don't plan to have a family, why the fuck would you buy life insurance?

Meiz said...

"if you're not buying a house, and don't plan to have a family, why the fuck would you buy life insurance?"


I don't pay for it

blueshamed said...

thanks Obama

If only he was my QB said...

Houston sports talk has been pretty entertaining this morning.

Meiz said...

Amendment-


LIA: Well how about starting a family? Want to have kids? Ya know, give Mom & Dad some grandchildren?

Mize: Nope. Not in the plans. Hey Ma, wanna raise my kids?

Mom: ::DEATH STARE::

Meiz said...

This place is one giant wall.

tem said...

your face is a wall

tem said...

how is meiz getting free life insurance?

If only he was my QB said...

LIA: How's your diet?

Mize: HAHAHAHAHA

Meiz said...

"LIA: How's your diet?

Mize: HAHAHAHAHA"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"how is meiz getting free life insurance?"


Its not free

tem said...

how is meiz getting someone else to pay for his life insurance?

tem said...

is that your "raise"?

If only he was my QB said...

LIA: Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

If only he was my QB said...

Its not free


its free to you if you're not paying for it right?

tem said...

meiz is just being difficult today.

he is a stubborn old coot.

If only he was my QB said...

if someone buys me a lunch, I consider it free. i'm weird like that.

Meiz said...

Yeah, that shit's free to me.

I'm on board with the lunch thing, too.

tem said...

"if someone buys me a lunch, I consider it free. i'm weird like that."


^^

tem said...

"Yeah, that shit's free to me."

so how are you getting it free? through work?

If only he was my QB said...

"Yeah, that shit's free to me."

so how are you getting it free? through work?



its not free

/mize

Meiz said...

"so how are you getting it free? through work?"


Through work. Good one.

My parents pay for that shit.

If only he was my QB said...

how much are you increasing it to?


they might have moved you up in the death pool

If only he was my QB said...

i get a pretty suite deal through mine...I get like 400,000 for about 28 a month

Meiz said...

"how much are you increasing it to?"

100k

Meiz said...

They want me to go out of my way to set up and appointment for a urine screening and blood draw. I tolt him no, you'll be doing that at my convenience not yours.

If only he was my QB said...

They want me to go out of my way to set up and appointment for a urine screening and blood draw. I tolt him no, you'll be doing that at my convenience not yours.


if you set the appointment, just schedule it at a convenient time for you

Meiz said...

Oooh. Another one.


LIA: When is the best time to get a hold of you?

Mize: Sundays. And I don't get out of bet until at least 10:00 & am pretty much unavailable after 11:30

LIA: Okayyyy. So I guess we'll be playing phone tag.

Mize: Sure sounds that way.

Meiz said...

"if you set the appointment, just schedule it at a convenient time for you"


There is no good news, man.

Spaceman Spiff said...

work pays for my life insurance but i dont remember answering any questions, just put my info and beneficiaries on a paper

Meiz said...

Having blood drawn is NEVER convenient.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And I don't get out of bet until at least 10:00"

meiz is a gambler

If only he was my QB said...

Having blood drawn is NEVER convenient.


jug is a semi-regular blood donor

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Having blood drawn is NEVER convenient."

when youre craving punch and cookies

Beth said...

"work pays for my life insurance but i dont remember answering any questions, just put my info and beneficiaries on a paper"

That's probably cause you don't look like you could have a heart attack tomorrow.

WADR mize.

Meiz said...

"jug is a semi-regular blood donor"


I made that assumption

blueshamed said...

having blood drawn is simple...quit being a pussy

Meiz said...

"having blood drawn is simple...quit being a pussy"


I'm not concerned with the simplicity of it. It is in-con-ven-i-ent for me.

If only he was my QB said...

having blood drawn is simple...quit being a pussy


^^

If only he was my QB said...

and its not like they are taking a pint...just a few viles

Meiz said...

I see jug has also lost sight of my point.

If only he was my QB said...

you might get a barney bandaid and a lolipop!

If only he was my QB said...

I see jug has also lost sight of my point.



i got your point...now stop being selfish and just do it.

Meiz said...

"i got your point...now stop being selfish and just do it."

I will do it at my best convenience

blueshamed said...

your face is inconvenient

If only he was my QB said...

I will do it at my best convenience


yes, and that is what making an appointment is all about. you schedule it when it is convenient for you

Meiz said...

yes

blueshamed said...

if meiz has to go to town to get his blood drawn, it's never gonna happen.

If only he was my QB said...

jug might have some suite seats to the Rockets / Spurs game this Friday.

blueshamed said...

unless he can figure out a schedule where he can get some bait and get blood drawn on the same trip

If only he was my QB said...

if meiz has to go to town to get his blood drawn, it's never gonna happen.


LIA is going to have to go fishing with mize and hopes he cuts a finger on one of the hooks

Meiz said...

"if meiz has to go to town to get his blood drawn, it's never gonna happen."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blueshamed said...

papa meiz may just come beat the shit out of him and collect the blood out of his nose

Meiz said...

"yes, and that is what making an appointment is all about. you schedule it when it is convenient for you"


There is no good news, man

blueshamed said...

if it's always inconvenient, then there's never a time to appoint

If only he was my QB said...

papa meiz may just come beat the shit out of him and collect the blood out of his nose


true...after all, its his 100K on the line

Meiz said...

"papa meiz may just come beat the shit out of him and collect the blood out of his nose"


He's got no chance.

Meiz said...

"if it's always inconvenient, then there's never a time to appoint"

^^^^^^^^^^^

If only he was my QB said...

LIA will also have to follow him around with a small cup waiting for him to piss

blueshamed said...

keith is sleeping off the home depot/franzia hangover

Meiz said...

Cards-Vikings flexed into Sunday night NBC slot on Dec. 6

If only he was my QB said...

"if it's always inconvenient, then there's never a time to appoint"

^^^^^^^^^^^



so why did you even bother to sit down with LIA?

If only he was my QB said...

did LIA interview you while you were on the can?

blueshamed said...

LIA cornered him at UPS and started peppering him with questions

blueshamed said...

meiz should make cubs chick his beneficiary...really screw his 'rents

blueshamed said...

made some spicy vodka sauce and penne last night.

it was tasty...i was going to take pictures but forgot

If only he was my QB said...

mize its nice of your parents to pay for your life insurance, but I'd watch your back if they've already paid for your burial plot

Meiz said...

"so why did you even bother to sit down with LIA?"

Twasn't my decision

Meiz said...

"mize its nice of your parents to pay for your life insurance, but I'd watch your back if they've already paid for your burial plot"


I won't be buried. Make it as cheap as possible.

Meiz said...

I don't plan to saddle anybody with my debts

If only he was my QB said...

Twasn't my decision


you could have refused

If only he was my QB said...

I don't plan to saddle anybody with my debts

good man

ns

Meiz said...

"you could have refused"

I can't dirtbag my Mom like that

Meiz said...

Somehow I managed to go 2-1 in FNFL this week. I thought I was deathwalking to an o-fer

ToddPacker said...

bad tps day

ToddPacker said...

"Somehow I managed to go 2-1 in FNFL this week."


still pissed off about the desean/lesean beat down in my $$$ league... i hate philly

Meiz said...

So, does Bert have a real shot at the MVP?

Meiz said...

Green Bay's gonna fucking light the Lions up on Thursday.

ToddPacker said...

"So, does Bert have a real shot at the MVP?"

no... he'll fall apart in the next few weeks and throw a ton of picks

blueshamed said...

bert can't be higher than 3rd on the list

blueshamed said...

"Green Bay's gonna fucking light the Lions up on Thursday."

nope...

Meiz said...

"nope..."

Yep...

blueshamed said...

bet?

Meiz said...

There's this guy that comes in here all the time. Nicest guy in the world, but I fucking loathe him.

blueshamed said...

is LP gonna bet me on the gints game this week, or is he gonna weasel out

Meiz said...

"bet?"


What kind?

Spaceman Spiff said...

guy filling in for rome has washed bert's balls for 10 minutes and counting

Spaceman Spiff said...

is stafford gonna play

Meiz said...

"is stafford gonna play"

I'm hearing no. Separated shoulder on the 2nd to last play of the game.

Meiz said...

Forced his way back onto the field for the final play.


Pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

he really wanted to get that win for meiz

Keef said...

"If you want to open a bar you should put "Devil's" in the name."

Those are popular here. Except they don't use the apostrophe

Meiz said...

"he really wanted to get that win for meiz"


I agree with this statement

Keef said...

"i get a pretty suite deal through mine...I get like 400,000 for about 28 a month"

YOu should of* tolt us. We could have offed you and bought the Silverdome

Meiz said...

I hope the Bucks shut Joe Alexander down for the season. He's useless.

Meiz said...

"YOu should of* tolt us. We could have offed you and bought the Silverdome"

^^^^^^

blueshamed said...

"What kind?"

one where i get to change your name and picture and personality

Keef said...

"jug is a semi-regular blood donor"

I would donate but I had hepatitis when I was a kid so I can't.

Keef said...

"keith is sleeping off the home depot/franzia hangover"

I am tired

Meiz said...

"one where i get to change your name and picture and personality"


Oh. No thanks then.

Keef said...

I was at a one of my grocery stores this morning and they had a cart over by the pharmacy with wine & liquor that they don't carry anymore, marked way down. Got a bottle of Absolute Mango for $6. They had a box of Franzia in there, too. I didn't buy that

tem said...

"work pays for my life insurance but i dont remember answering any questions, just put my info and beneficiaries on a paper"

^^^

and i have my own policy, nerve talked to an asiant*

tem said...

"meiz should make cubs chick his beneficiary...really screw his 'rents"

if he ain't paying for it he probably can't pick the benficiary.

tem said...

check that, if he or his work isn't.....

Keef said...

"Green Bay's gonna fucking light the Lions up on Thursday."

Didn't you say before that the Lions were gonna win?

Keef said...

I just realized I spelt Absolut wrong

tem said...

" Except they don't use the apostrophe"

why not?

Keef said...

"why not?"

It's not the Arizona State Sun Devil's

Keef said...

I guess some of them probably use it

Keef said...

csil is going to Chicago tomorrow I guess we're having a Thanksgiving dinner tonight with her and her friend who teaches 2nd grade and acts like a 2nd grader. It's gonna be grate. ETEO

blueshamed said...

"Oh. No thanks then."

what kind of bet did you espect?

Meiz said...

"Didn't you say before that the Lions were gonna win?"


They ain't winning without Stafford

Meiz said...

"if he ain't paying for it he probably can't pick the benficiary."


I am the policy owner. I can do what I please with it.

tem said...

"I am the policy owner. I can do what I please with it."

i see.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I just realized I spelt Absolut wrong"

dammit was gonna S axe if that was some kind of knock-off

tem said...

"I guess some of them probably use it"

forgot you lived in ASU world.

outside of ASU and other devil themed schools i suspect most places use the '

Spaceman Spiff said...

"csil is going to Chicago tomorrow I guess we're having a Thanksgiving dinner tonight with her and her friend who teaches 2nd grade and acts like a 2nd grader. It's gonna be grate. ETEO"

fucking suite, take notes so you dont leave out any details

Meiz said...

"and i have my own policy, nerve talked to an asiant*"


So they're going with the "we'll just trust you" policy?

Like if I say I don't use tobacco, they make you take a urine test.

tem said...

Saw this sign at Ruby Tuesday's in the Mall:

4 Course Brunch

Coffee
Juice
Pancakes or waffles
Ice Cream Sundae


how is that a 4 course brunch?

tem said...

also had:

Any drink $5 with our Premium Well Liquor



wft is a premium well liquor?

tem said...

"So they're going with the "we'll just trust you" policy?"

i guess. i think if i lied on the form the policy would be void.

Meiz said...

Ted Ginn Highlight video

blueshamed said...

"Like if I say I don't use tobacco, they make you take a urine test."

maybe it's because you reak of smoke?

kodiac said...

Cards-Vikings flexed into Sunday night NBC slot on Dec. 6

faaaaaack

kodiac said...

I have life insurance through my work, but it's only 50K; but hey, at least that will cover my debts and creamation, and leave a little left over for cmkod

kodiac said...

I have a phobia of needles; I've never given blood

kodiac said...

So, does Bert have a real shot at the MVP?

for sure; highest QB rating in the NFL, 21 TD's to 3 INT's.
-I think he's second right now to Peyton (slightly above Brees due to his interceptions)

blueshamed said...

"I have a phobia of needles"

but not needle dicks?

kodiac said...

Peyton gets the nod right now because he doesn't have nearly as good of a supporting staff as Favre or Brees does

kodiac said...

but not needle dicks?

right

Keef said...

"guy filling in for rome has washed bert's balls for 10 minutes and counting"


That guy is a moron. He was talking about ND and axed why Brian Kelly would leave Cincy to go to ND

Keef said...

"fucking suite, take notes so you dont leave out any details"


I might have to take a video camera there and leave it running. We're eating at 6:30 and I have to go to work at 8:00


all times MST

Keef said...

"for sure; highest QB rating in the NFL, 21 TD's to 3 INT's.
-I think he's second right now to Peyton (slightly above Brees due to his interceptions)"


Make up your mind. Is he the highest or is he second to Peyton

kodiac said...

Make up your mind. Is he the highest or is he second to Peyton

not sure what you mean. Meiz asked if Bert has a shot at MVP. I think he's 2nd to Peyton right now, so yes he has a shot.

Meiz said...

"maybe it's because you reak of smoke?"

No, I didn't lie about smoking.

Keef said...

"not sure what you mean. Meiz asked if Bert has a shot at MVP. I think he's 2nd to Peyton right now, so yes he has a shot."


Ah, got it.

blueshamed said...

"Make up your mind. Is he the highest or is he second to Peyton"

almost made the same comment, then re-read it with my Kod glasses on and understood that he's highest in QB rating, and 2nd on Kod's MVP ballot.

Keef said...

I keep my kod glasses on the shelf or else I'll start picturing what's inside dudes' pants


s

kodiac said...

almost made the same comment, then re-read it with my Kod glasses on and understood that he's highest in QB rating, and 2nd on Kod's MVP ballot.

exactly

kodiac said...

I keep my kod glasses on the shelf or else I'll start picturing what's inside dudes' pants


s

-good one; that even made me atich (ns)

Meiz said...

Jermain Dye is willing to move to 1st base to find a job in 2010

Meiz said...

*Jermaine

Keef said...

"Jermain Dye is willing to move to 1st base to find a job in 2010"



So is Keith S

Meiz said...

Old broad in here has a Jitterbug. Awesome.

Meiz said...

"So is Keith S"

As am I

Keef said...

wft is a jitterbug

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wft is a premium well liquor?"

when you axe for a vodka sprite theyll give you smirnoff instead of popov etc

kodiac said...

While reading TMQ, I have decided that punter Brett Kern is the real MVP this year:

As noted by reader Diego Arias of Delray Beach, Fla., the Broncos were 6-0 with Brett Kern as their punter, and have gone 0-4 since waiving him. The Titans were 0-6 without Kern, and are 4-0 since claiming him off waivers from Denver.

Spaceman Spiff said...

maybe youll get lucky and youll be able to get your goose on

Spaceman Spiff said...

why did he get waived

blueshamed said...

"why did he get waived"

his net was one of the worse in the league...and he had very few inside the 20....he constantly outkicked his coverage and kicked long line drives.

shitty move by mcdaniels though.

Keef said...

Get over it

blueshamed said...

mitch berger has been a shit burger

Keef said...

Is outkicking your coverage a bad thing?

Keef said...

I don't want this punter on my team. He kicks it too far

Spaceman Spiff said...

rex ryan is hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

did he cry too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is outkicking your coverage a bad thing?"

yes giving the return guy room to run is no good

Meiz said...

Jitterbug

blueshamed said...

"I don't want this punter on my team. He kicks it too far"

exactly, WFT is that

blueshamed said...

maybe get faster cover guys then.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why is the old lady having one awesome

Meiz said...

"Is outkicking your coverage a bad thing?"


I'm going with no on this one

Meiz said...

"why is the old lady having one awesome"

Because they're old people cell phones

Keef said...

"Jitterbug"

Ah. Tem's phone

Spaceman Spiff said...

got it, nerve* heard of them

Keef said...

Cowboys have scored 13 pts the last 2 weeks combined and they're favored by 14 over the raiders

kodiac said...

In the Washington-at-Dallas contest, there was an eight-minute stoppage in play while officials and coaches argued about whether the Redskins should be called for … delay of game.

-love the irony

Meiz said...

Rex Ryan is a mental midget. Belichick has him SHOOK

If only he was my QB said...

YOu should of* tolt us. We could have offed you and bought the Silverdome



that's why i didn't mention it until now. I'm hoping you will forget by the time the astrodome goes on sale.

blueshamed said...

speaking of dum coaching moves

harbaugh challenging the spot against the colts was idiotic

spot challenges never win...so he loses his last TO and about 40 seconds that he could have gotten the team into fg range

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef called into the rome show

Spaceman Spiff said...

"harbaugh challenging the spot against the colts was idiotic"

no doubt, should of* went home after that

If only he was my QB said...

keef called into the rome show



looking for a yob?

ToddPacker said...

isas there were no jitterbug /tp jokes

ToddPacker said...

herpe-lip with another mvp

ToddPacker said...

are there any pics of beat-up clausen yet?

Meiz said...

I despise the elderly

ToddPacker said...

"I despise the elderly"

you should transfer to a ups store in florida or arizona... you would love it


s

If only he was my QB said...

I despise the elderly


I don't like you either!

/tp

ToddPacker said...

bnewer wall

ToddPacker said...

bold

ToddPacker said...

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Meiz said...

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