Monday, November 02, 2009

Mother Nature is a whore

WFT is up with the weather here? It was in the low 60s last week and this week it's gonna be in the 90s. If I get sick, I'm blaming the weather. Or maybe I'll blame daylight savings.

Some sports happened this weekend. The mighty ducks destroyed USC. FU made UGA their bitches again. Texas whooped up on the man who's 40, which moved them back up to #2 in the polls (poles? /ep). Iowa rallied to beat Indiana, even though some folks here said that IU got hosed (hose? /ep) by the officials and should of* won. Either way, I still don't think Iowa is a top 5 team, and I really hope they lose a game because they will get embarrassed, tOSU style, against an SEC team.

In NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action, the GGGGGGGGGGGG-men looked grate*. Also, Denver and Arizona brought out their A games on Sunday. The Jets got redemption on the Fins, and Detroit is 1 step closer to 8-8 BABY!!! Except all of those things didn't happen.

Beisbol - Who cares

So cmk watches this show called Bridezillas. I had nerve* watched it before last night. What a fucking awful show. She loves it though. I just sat there whilst watching it, and I wanted to channel my inner mize and punch out every fucking bitch on that show. Seriously, every bitch on that show needed KO'd. I don't know why those dudes are marrying those bitches. I was uncomfortable watching it. When it was over, cmk axes me "So did you like it?" I tolt her that it was the worse show I've ever seen and that if she ever has it on again I'm leaving the room and watching something else. It's funny how most chicks will say that they don't like drama, but they love shit like that. Once again, chicks are irrational.

Since I haven't had a good hsil/csil story in a while, here is one. I'm not saying it's a good story, but it's a story. hsil was getting on my nevers* this weekend. She had this "I'm hot shit, bow to me" attitude this weekend. I hate that shit. We went to a bar on Friday night that was having a costume contest and they also had karaoke. hsil thinks she's the best singer evAr! Whenever she goes to karaoke with us, she has to sign up for about 5 or 6 songs. Then she sings every song all sultry and run her hands through her hair while. It's really annoying. And before zeke & beth make the "yeah right, she's a virgin" comment, she does all that shit, but she doesn't do anything. She'll tease a dude but that's it. She doesn't ever leave the bar with a dude or do anything outside of that moment. She just likes to tease dudes because she enjoys the attention. Whenever her & csil go out, it's all about who can get more attention. That's why I rarely go out when they are going.
Then on Saturday night we went to a haunted house. We boat* our tickets and axed how long the wait was. The lady said an hour and a half so we got in line. 3 1/2 hours later we were still in line, and probably still a good hour from getting into the house. They had some promoter there walking around with a mic and saying that if someone would eat a cockroach that he had a jar full of, they could go to the front of the line with a friend. He also said he had a scorpion and that if someone ate that, they could get 3 friends and go to the front, and they would also get their tickets for free. So my buddy said he would eat the scorpion and hsil said she would eat a cockroach so that our group (7 of us) could get to the front of the line. So the promoter said he'd go get the scorpion and his "camera crew" and come back. So an hour later and we're still in line and still waiting for his crew, so we say fuck it and go get our money back for the tickets and we leave. Fucking Halloween. It's like New Year's. Tons of hype, always ends up being a dud.

I doubt most of you read that, so fuck you.

827 comments:

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Beth said...

So you waited 4 & 1/2 hours in line for the haunted house and then left before getting in? Nice planning there.

Beth said...

And I still say hsil is not a virgin.

ToddPacker said...

"Beisbol - Who cares"

yup

ToddPacker said...

solid effort from UGA, beth

ToddPacker said...

"So you waited 4 & 1/2 hours in line for the haunted house and then left before getting in? Nice planning there."

^^^^^

Beth said...

"solid effort from UGA, beth"

What are you talking about? UGA was off this week.

ToddPacker said...

"UGA was off this week."

joe cox was definitely off

Beth said...

UGA is feeling some definite heat in the press, especially Richt. It isn't helping them either that Tech is in the top 10 and seems like is well on their way to years of good teams under Paul Johnson.

ToddPacker said...

beth name/pic change for you:

name: I ♥ Cox
pic: here

El Padrino said...

fucking women

I ♥ Cox said...

Nicely done on the name there TP.

ns

ToddPacker said...

"Nicely done on the name there TP. "

i was going to add "with black helmets", but i thought that was a bit much

I ♥ Cox said...

It's clearly time to put Cox on the bench and start one of the younger QB's (Aaron Murray) to get them some experience for next season.

I ♥ Cox said...

I thought the black helmets were embarrassing really. Such a gimmick.

I ♥ Cox said...

I just realized if it wasn't for the pic you chose for me, when everyone else gets on LOV today they might've thought I was EP based on the name.

ToddPacker said...

"It's clearly time to put Cox on the bench"

green should have been thrown to on one out of 3 passing plays

Jugdish said...

keef appears to be in a good mood today

El Padrino said...

"So cmk watches this show called Bridezillas."

awful

El Padrino said...

hahaha cole hammels

fuck you

fucking bitch

El Padrino said...

"I can't wait for the season to end"

BBWBWWAHHHHHH

crybaby
bitch

go cry on your playmate wife and sleep on your 35MM you fucking fag

El Padrino said...

cole hammels is a joke, a bitch, a crybaby

waaaahhhhh

wahhhhhhhhhhhh

i hope he dies of real aids

El Padrino said...

we knew this wasnt the same usc team but god damn they got they doors blown off

El Padrino said...

cece brown is probably the worst safety in the league and will never be a starter anywhere else again

ToddPacker said...

"I can't wait for the season to end"


it was a little out of contex... he made the statement after saying that he hopes like hell to pitch in game 7

El Padrino said...

don't defend that lil bitch ass

he has a track record of acting like a bitch ass

ToddPacker said...

"we knew this wasnt the same usc team but god damn they got they doors blown off"

way to stop the run, pete

ToddPacker said...

not defending him, ep... just sayin it was a little out of contex... i hate hamels just as much as you

tem said...

el pad hates him because he is tall.

tem said...

tem's suicide pick last week. TEN. good pick by tem.

tem said...

"run her hands through her hair while."

while what?

tem said...

hsil is on the path to getting raped.

sorry to say it, but one day she'll tease the wrong dude.

Keef said...

"So you waited 4 & 1/2 hours in line for the haunted house and then left before getting in? Nice planning there."


3 1/2 hours. The hour waiting for the "crew" was included in that. And WFT does planning have to do with that?

Keef said...

"while what?"


typo

Keef said...

"awful"

That's putting it nicely

Keef said...

"sorry to say it, but one day she'll tease the wrong dude."

No doubt.

El Padrino said...

mom in laws are the worse

El Padrino said...

we were driving to take the bgep trick or treating or "tree treatin" as she says and she fel;l asleep

so that was nice

and I was arguing with CMEP that I shouldnt even have to go tree treatin because that falls under the mom duty chart

my father never, EVER, took me trick or treating nor did he ever come with us

El Padrino said...

that's my halloween two cents

Keef said...

"my father never, EVER, took me trick or treating nor did he ever come with us"


Isn't that the same thing?

El Padrino said...

TEMRANT ALERT

this has nothing to do with me but since I live vicariously through some of my friends (in regard to being single which is not that big of a deal anymore but still) why do women dress up in slutty halloween costumes but then act all HSIL-ish when it comes to giving out some digits or hooking up in a bar or fucking in a cab?

I understand because your dressed like a slut you dont have to act like one but throw a nigga a bone, your tits are out, you bend over slightly and your ass is out what do you expect a dude to do after 6 beers in him, loud music and tight quarters. Stop acting like you're are the shit. This is how bitches in Vegas act. Same thing. Elitist.

End Rant.

El Padrino said...

"Isn't that the same thing?"

yeah i guess


as

Keef said...

"TEMRANT ALERT"

Good stuff

ns

Keef said...

What did mize end up dressing up as for Halloween?

blue said...

i took bgblue trick or treating

we got a bought-load of candy, she couldn't even carry it by the end of the night

tem said...

that's because she is like 3 foot tall and 12 pounds.

she is too skinny to carry anything.

tem said...

good temrant.

tem approves.

blue said...

what's a slutty costume?

like a ghost or something.

it's been so long since i've seen one...ghost or slut

blue said...

fuck daylight savings

El Padrino said...

"i took bgblue trick or treating"

are you trying to edge me out for FOY?

it's a mom duty
like shit diapers

Keef said...

"i took bgblue trick or treating"


Your whipped


/LP

Keef said...

"it's a mom duty
like shit diapers"


I've said it before, I'll say it again. cmep is a lucky gal

El Padrino said...

the usual slutty nurse or minnie mouse or french maid, etc

El Padrino said...

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. cmep is a lucky gal"

damn right she is, damn right

El Padrino said...

you'll see keef

Keef said...

"you'll see keef"



I'll see what?

Keef said...

FU is dirty

El Padrino said...

when you have a chitlin, segregation of duties

Keef said...

"when you have a chitlin, segregation of duties"

I don't think I'm above doing shit like that

wadr

blue said...

cmblue is 8 months pregnant, and was getting over being sick, so I was the good dad and took her out.

If not, i'd have been sitting at home watching USC/OU

blue said...

and the truth is (even if it's corny), i had more fun taking her than any of the years I went as a kid.


(ns)

Keef said...

"and the truth is (even if it's corny), i had more fun taking her than any of the years I went as a kid."

Did she understand what was going on?

ToddPacker said...

"FU is dirty"

saw that... looks pretty bad... i bet they suspend spikes for a game

Keef said...

Is he related to Takeo Spikes?

blue said...

"Did she understand what was going on?"

yep, she's almost two...she'd go up to the door and wait and then say "trick oh tweet" and then say "happy halloween" as we left.

the first few houses she was kind of hesitant, but by the end of the night she was all about it.

ToddPacker said...

"Is he related to Takeo Spikes?"

i don't think so

blue said...

""If that's the case, I'll have a very serious talk with him," Meyer said."

yeah it'll go something like this:

How many times have i told you, punch in the nuts and eye gouge, but make sure you're not on camera

tem said...

"the first few houses she was kind of hesitant, but by the end of the night she was all about it."

trick or treating is step one in getting girls on the pole.

step 1: get them comfortable wearing a costume and asking strangers for candy.

Keef said...

Spikes is widely believed to be the top inside linebacker available in the 2010 NFL Draft.[1][2][7] He is a cousin of veteran NFL linebacker Takeo Spikes, to whom he also draws comparisons.[8]



Blessed be

tem said...

Spikes: his contact fell out and i was putting it back in for him.

Keef said...

"step 1: get them comfortable wearing a costume and asking strangers for candy."


Brutal, tem

ToddPacker said...

"Spikes is widely believed to be the top inside linebacker available in the 2010 NFL Draft.[1][2][7] He is a cousin of veteran NFL linebacker Takeo Spikes, to whom he also draws comparisons.[8]



Blessed be"

nice work, keith... wiki also says that spike's brother is serving life for murder... solid family

El Padrino said...

"I don't think I'm above doing shit like that

wadr"

i do everything, but if cmep is home she gives baths and changes shit diapers

that doesnt make me any less of a dad so up yours as.man

Jugdish said...

step 1: get them comfortable wearing a costume and asking strangers for candy.


step 2: watching porn at 9 years old

Keef said...

"wiki also says that spike's brother is serving life for murder"

Saw that too. Classy. Also doesn't mention anything about a dad

Keef said...

"i do everything, but if cmep is home she gives baths and changes shit diapers"


So you don't do everything. Got it

ToddPacker said...

"Saw that too. Classy. Also doesn't mention anything about a dad"

shocking

tem said...

see jug knows

Keef said...

His mom's last name is Allen and his bro's last name is Middlebrooks.

Keef said...

Did cgtis enjoy the wava game?

blue said...

WaVa needs to beat Cincy

tem said...

Tom Cable is a hot mess.

Who hasn't he punched?

tem said...

"Did cgtis enjoy the wava game?"

yeah. good time.

Keef said...

"Tom Cable is a hot mess.

Who hasn't he punched?"



He punched me in the kidney


/LP

Keef said...

"Tom Cable is a hot mess.

Who hasn't he punched?"


That bitch probably deserved it


/mize

Keef said...

"yeah. good time."

Suite, so now it's cgtif

El Padrino said...

"So you don't do everything. Got it"

i do everything, just not all the time

El Padrino said...

"Also doesn't mention anything about a dad"


really?

wow I am SAS





ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Keef said...

"really?

wow I am SAS"


I bet his dad took him trick or treating

tem said...

"Suite, so now it's cgtif"

negative

Keef said...

seal the deal, tem

ToddPacker said...

""Suite, so now it's cgtif"

negative"


temsagna sucks

blue said...

tem is ptpoap

Keef said...

"tem is ptpoap"


past the point of...?

blue said...

it involves a pedastal

Keef said...

ah, tem is mize

tem said...

it would be cgtif but it wasn't a good time for that on friday.

or so the story goes.

I ♥ Cox said...

"past the point of...?"

That's what I thought it was too.

Keef said...

gross

Keef said...

Why couldn't it be cgtigof

I ♥ Cox said...

"it would be cgtif but it wasn't a good time for that on friday"

Could be a legit excuse unless she uses it again next week.

tem said...

gof = blank stare

I ♥ Cox said...

"cgtigof"

Current girl tem is getting oral from?

tem said...

"Could be a legit excuse unless she uses it again next week."

yep, now i know the schedule.

Keef said...

One of my buddies had some friends in town this weekend. One of them was nicknamed Clown Face because he did something during a not so good time

tem said...

yeah it could be that.

Keef said...

"cgtigof"


beth knows

I ♥ Cox said...

Clown face is hilarity.

tem said...

"Clown Face"

hilarity

and gross.

El Padrino said...

trying to see the USS New York stroll through the harbor

Keef said...

"trying to see the USS New York stroll through the harbor"



Just look for the airplanes

Keef said...

OK I'll stop

I ♥ Cox said...

"OK I'll stop"

No you won't.

tem said...

try to find a box or something to stand on.

tem said...

maybe a taller guy will lift you up on his shoulders.

blue said...

new york is floating away?

ToddPacker said...

"Clown face is hilarity."

very funny

Keef said...

"No you won't."


I mean for today

Keef said...

"No you won't."


Don't make me put you in your place, woman!


/mize

Keef said...

TP
What's Donovan got lined up for FU this year?

blue said...

how did the home daypot inteview go

Keef said...

Got the yob

Isiah Thompson said...

didn't I say SC would lose 3 games this season?

Keef said...

You also said you quit

Keef said...

SC is going to kilt ASU this weekend

Keef said...

"didn't I say SC would lose 3 games this season?"


You just jinzed* it. They're gonna win out now

Isiah Thompson said...

You also said you quit


keef is fired up today, nice work.

I ♥ Cox said...

"Don't make me put you in your place, woman!

/mize"

I think Mize is all talk btw, I don't see him hitting a woman (or at least I hope not). Plus, if he tried any of that shit with me I'd just knee or kick him in the groin. Done and done.

tem said...

he has 2 yobs now. he is going to be all sorts of tired.

tem said...

and then his free time will be spent in lines.

Keef said...

I think Mize is all talk btw


^^

tem said...

so beth is on record as saying mize is not a woman beater.

way to go out on a limb.

Keef said...

"and then his free time will be spent in lines."

not not funny

Keef said...

I think Mize is all talk btw, I don't see him hitting a woman (or at least I hope not). Plus, if he tried any of that shit with me I'd just go down on him. Done and done.



*fized


wadr

blue said...

wait, beth is saying that pecos is making up stories


say it ain't so

ToddPacker said...

"TP
What's Donovan got lined up for FU this year?"

nothing special, but i think they will get back to the tourney this year... now that calathes is gone erving walking will run the show (walker is a better than calathes)... i think they have a tranfer power forward coming in too... plus nimrod (s)

ToddPacker said...

walker is a better *gaurd* than calathes

Keef said...

tranfer gaurds are the better

I ♥ Cox said...

"way to go out on a limb"

Now you Tem on the other hand...

ToddPacker said...

"erving walking"


jesus

Keef said...

Was Erving Walker a tranfer gaurd?

Keef said...

you've you to type slower, old timer.

blue said...

he just got all excited about their prospects for next season

ToddPacker said...

"Was Erving Walker a tranfer gaurd?"

no he was on the team last year

ToddPacker said...

"you've you to type slower, old timer."

yes

ToddPacker said...

"he just got all excited about their prospects for next season"

no, trying to get a room in atlanta for sec championship now that uf clinched the east

tem said...

"Now you Tem on the other hand..."

are you saying i would punch a bitch?

tem said...

i bet beth's room is booked already, but you should try it anyway.

ToddPacker said...

walker is from ep country... plus he is only 5'-8 1/2"..... coincidence?

ToddPacker said...

keith were you trying to quote "in bloom" with the post title?

I ♥ Cox said...

"are you saying i would punch a bitch?"

You're from wava, it's probably in your blood.

tem said...

nah, i'm from the "tear her down to the point of her almost breaking. then build her up little bits at a time. then tear her down again." school.

blue said...

it's all the moonshine you drink

tem said...

violence is not the answer.

well physical violence isn't because that gets you in jail.

emotional detruction is not a jailable offense.

tem said...

haven't had shine in at least 5 years.

woe.

I ♥ Cox said...

"nah, i'm from the "tear her down to the point of her almost breaking. then build her up little bits at a time. then tear her down again." school"

That reminds me, does cgtis know about the temgagement yet?

Isiah Thompson said...

That reminds me, does cgtis know about the temgagement yet?


cgtis was bidding on the rings on bay* - it's how they met.

Jugdish said...

That reminds me, does cgtis know about the temgagement yet?



yes. cgtis=exfmtem, they are just starting over from scratch

tem said...

"does cgtis know about the temgagement yet?"

no. and she won't until she is cgtif.

El Padrino said...

initially cgtis is going to be like

awww poor baby and you'll have powerful pity sex and then she'll always hate exfemtem

El Padrino said...

go tem go!

I ♥ Cox said...

"awww poor baby and you'll have powerful pity sex and then she'll always hate exfemtem"

Well except for the fact that the temgagement was tem's idea.

El Padrino said...

SHHHH

skeleton in the closet

tem said...

it'll be interesting to see how it gets brought up.

H said...

The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

tem said...

food time

blue said...

she should be on a need to know basis

blue said...

"it'll be interesting to see how it gets brought up."

fake drunk tem has a big mouf

I ♥ Cox said...

"it'll be interesting to see how it gets brought up."

Tem's reader will accidentally let it slip at dinner one night after reading the menu to tem.

tem said...

glad i came back before going out for food.

tem's reader doesn't come on dates with tem.

tem said...

i just point at random items on the menu and the waitress knows what i want.

tem said...

"fake drunk tem has a big mouf"

this is not untrue.

Keef said...

"keith were you trying to quote "in bloom" with the post title?"


::shawshank redemption::

tem said...

Rev feeling good about Lidge today?

blue said...

at least he didn't blow the save

Keef said...

"Rev feeling good about Lidge today?"

Phils are losing. We won't see rev for a while

tem said...

rev is with steve is RIPland

tem said...

office is full of candy parents brought in so their kids won't eat it.

tem said...

red tootsie pop, DET.

Keef said...

I like the maroon Tootsie roll pop

Keef said...

What if tem gets engaged to cgtis and she ends up breaking it off?

Spaceman Spiff said...

red is the best

Keef said...

I'm gonna check out walmart and see if they have candy on clearance

Spaceman Spiff said...

preparing for my caput mundi trip, ate california pizza kitchen last night

tem said...

i like maroon better, but there were no maroon ones.

Keef said...

I didn't get much sleep last night. Stupid daylight savings

tem said...

"What if tem gets engaged to cgtis and she ends up breaking it off?"

then karma will have another example to prove its existence.

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak GIF

Keef said...

we went to the keg last night. I had a baseball cut sirloin

tem said...

"I didn't get much sleep last night. Stupid Home Deee-poh job."


future fix

Keef said...

good fiz

Keef said...

Rome is in Portland

Keef said...

the radio guy, not the city

tem said...

Rome is also in Ohio.

and Italy.

tem said...

oh, nervermind*

tem said...

New Rome is also in Ohio

Keef said...

PSU is going to kilt tOSU this weekend

Keef said...

where is bnewer rome?

Keef said...

Rome is all fird* up

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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