Monday, November 09, 2009

Monday post

Family guy sucks.

Phantom of the Opera does not suck. I went with cmk, hsilok, & milok and saw Phantom on Sunday afternoon. First time I'd erve* seen it. The only other show I'd every seen in a theater before was Stomp. I was pretty impressed with Phantom. I had reservations when I got the tickets a few months ago, but walked out of there happy that we saw it. I'd go see it again. I might even go see another show. I heard Jesus Chris* Superstar was pretty good and that's coming here in March, so we might go see that.

Big fooyball* weekend again. Iower finally lost a game they should have lost. IN YOU FACE, WEAZY!! tOSU stepped up in Happy Valley. UM stepped down in Ann Arbor. Alabamer lookt impressive against LSU. Cincy almost lost, & Boise didn't look too impressive. 6 unbeaten teams left, I think at least 1 will lose each weekend over the next few weeks. And if you didn't see it, Jahvid Best went airborne and landed on his head.

I didn't see any NFL on Sunday, so I'm just going off of what the scoreboard says. Bengals go 4-0 in the division, Chargers nipped the GGGGGGG-men, Cards walk all over da Bears, and Tampa used their throwbacks to confuse the Packers, Colts & Saints bolth* stay unbeaten. I'm still more interested in college ball right now, and the main interest I have in NFL at this point is strictly for FNFL purposes. That will change in December after the college regular season.

LP, your name/pic for today will be Ohio is > than NY

I'm eating a thin mint blizzard right now and it's awsome*.

The wedding we went to on Saturday night was alright. It was on a ranch just outside of town, and the ceremony was in a horse corral. Nice ceremony, nice reception, lots of dyke-y rugby chicks there. Like, dozens of them. One of them was dressed up in gray men's slacks, an argyle sweater, and a tie. She probably had a penis, too. But during the bouquet toss, me & cmk were standing over by the dessert table and looked over in time to see the toss. Sure enough, argyle "chick" coat* the bouquet and started playing air guitar with it. Some dude and his wife were standing next to us at the table and the dude says "Why is that guy holding the bouquet?" I kind of look at cmk and she starts laughing and walks away. I turn around and the guy's wife is ::flank steaking:: at him and he says "No, seriously. Some dude just jumped in and coat* the bouquet". He wife punches him and tells him to shut up, that it was a girl and that he needs to shut the fuck up because he said that really loud. That was probably the highlight of the night.

That is all. Go comment. Or don't. I don't care. OK that's a lie, I do care.

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Beth said...

To steal a joke from The 40 Year Old Virgin:

How do I know you're gay? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.

wadr

ToddPacker said...

"How do I know you're gay? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

H said...

AZ's head coach was pretty funny in the postgame presser. He channeled Dennis Green.

Keef said...

How do I know you're an adult? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.


*fized

Jugdish said...

next up. for keef...the ballet

Keef said...

The lights out dance at the end of the giants game was suite

ToddPacker said...

"How do I know you're an adult? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.


*fized"


worst.fix.evAr!

blue said...

phantom is good...i saw it a long time ago in San Fran....good show

El Padrino said...

giants game was brutal
nightmarish

it was like we were the jets, finding a way to lose instead of putting teams away

blue said...

eli is worth every penny

El Padrino said...

eli was fine

it was the defense and the playcalling

Jugdish said...

schedule is not getting easier for the gints either

ToddPacker said...

giants game was grate*

El Padrino said...

after the thomas pick they had the ball on the 4, after a holding call they had it on the 14 and here were the playcalls:

slip screen to Nicks, lost 4
Jacobs up the middle, 5 yards

3rd and 9, draw play to jacobs who needs every step pre-ball that he can get to move those legs

they kick the FG and give Rivers more than 2 minutes to drive down the field

El Padrino said...

corey webster, our best cover corner the past two years, got destroyed yesterday

had a hand in all 3 TD's with the last one really getting toasted

El Padrino said...

not to mention the bothced 1st quarter FG, which looking back was the winning points

blue said...

my point

if you have the highest paid QB in the league...you let him take a shot or two into the endzone to finish off the game.

fuck the "we didn't want to turn the ball over" bullshit by coughlin...you don't pay that shithead all that money to hand off when the game is on the line

Beth said...

"they kick the FG and give Rivers more than 2 minutes to drive down the field"

As I watched the end of that game I was really hoping that cmep and bgep were in a different room.

ToddPacker said...

packers looked good

ToddPacker said...
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ToddPacker said...

erasist = double comment

blue said...

creamsicle jerseys are the key to a winning season

El Padrino said...

i miss spags, his playcalling was paramount to the giants defensive success

El Padrino said...

"if you have the highest paid QB in the league...you let him take a shot or two into the endzone to finish off the game."

well duh yea

eli was on point too, 25-33 215 yards and two TD's, no int's

El Padrino said...

"As I watched the end of that game I was really hoping that cmep and bgep were in a different room."

me, uncle, cuzin

bgep, cmep were in kitchen

we just sat there for like 20 minutes not saying a word

Keef said...

hey weasel, change your fucking name

Ohio is >>> NY said...

sorry, didnt read the post yet

Ohio is >>> NY said...

>>> is having troubles

anything i need to do to make that work?

blue said...

temhio

blue said...

fucking purdue is sneaky

Keef said...

apology accepted

Beth said...

"bgep, cmep were in kitchen"

Good, that's where the womenfolk belong when sports are on.

Keef said...

">>> is having troubles

anything i need to do to make that work?"


Not sure. If it's not working, just use "Ohio is the better"

blue said...

>

Ohio is the better said...

> didnt work either so going with option B

Ohio is the better said...

for the record, ohio sucks

ToddPacker said...

for the record, ohio state sucks


fixed

blue said...

and oregon sucks

Beth said...

"for the record, ohio sucks"

But what's your opinion of Temhio?

Jugdish said...

he's thinking...

blue said...

cleveland is nice

Isiah Thompson said...

beff, name and pic please

Isiah Thompson said...

phantom is good...i saw it a long time ago in San Fran....good show

ironic watching gay stuff in the gay capital of the us and a

Isiah Thompson said...

it was the defense and the playcalling

the D gave up what 21? that's not that bad.

elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles.

Ohio is the better said...

"Yo it's hot. Yo it's hot. It's 'cause I'm in Iraq. Someone get me a fan. Someone get me a fan. 'Cause I'm in Kurdistan," Fattal raps as he chuckles and points to the Iraqi landscape behind him.



dope rap yo

s

Jugdish said...

elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles.



but he has 90 million reasons to be happy

Ohio is the better said...

"elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles."

i wont entertain this bait today

Keef said...

Is this the team that played SD yesterday?

Ohio is the better said...

i love that movie

Ohio is the better said...

"The Americans entered northern Iraq from Turkey on July 28 during a planned five-day hike. Bauer and Shourd had been living in Damascus, Syria; Fattal was visiting. They set out to hike in northern Iraq's Kurdistan region."

hiking in iraq seems like fun

Beth said...

"beff, name and pic please"

I can't believe I forgot all about this, I get to do that for spiff too if I remember right.

My creativity is in short supply today. Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions for zeke and/or spiff?

Ohio is the better said...

J. Campbell is corn in M. Ryan's turds

Ohio is the better said...

DeAngelo Fraud

Keef said...

Eli Womanning

Ohio is the better said...

keef's flying high cuz his bungles are bengals now

(even though he doesnt even watch football)

Ohio is the better said...

but zerious zeke de angelo is so bad at tackling, when they watch tape how doesnt he get bitched out by other players let alone coaches

Isiah Thompson said...

but zerious zeke de angelo is so bad at tackling, when they watch tape how doesnt he get bitched out by other players let alone coaches


::hot sauce::

Ohio is the better said...

if any of youz guys got old jewelery that is either broken or you don't wear it/dont need it etc.

sell it now while gold is at an all time high, most jewelers are willing to expect anything

i mean anything

Beth said...

::hot sauce::

Zeke, just watch again Turner's 58 yard td run, that'll explain ep's comment.

Isiah Thompson said...

Zeke, just watch again Turner's 58 yard td run, that'll explain ep's comment.


my ::hot sauce:: should have been IDGAF.

I was watching the game online and saw that play, Landry's attempt also awful.

what Hall did on the ATL sideline was worse.

Hall is what he is....a d-bag.

blue said...

deangelo hall is awfull

Beth said...

No one was sad here when they got rid of DeAngelo.

Beth said...

Ok zeke, your new name is "I want to be just like him -->" and the pic is here

Isiah Thompson said...

pic is blocked from the link it looks like a Jim Zorn pic?

Ohio is the better said...

what makes an asian pear asian if it's grown here in the states?

I want to be just like him --> said...

mic check....1,2....1,2

I want to be just like him --> said...

what makes an asian pear asian if it's grown here in the states?


gook field labor picks them, only gooks

blue said...

that pic is hilarity

Beth said...

See if the pic is blocked from here.

I want to be just like him --> said...

still nazi'd

Keef said...

"keef's flying high cuz his bungles are bengals now

(even though he doesnt even watch football)"


I was busting on the Giants before the Bengals started winning

Beth said...

"still nazi'd"

OK, I just added it to my rarely used blog, see if you can get it off of that.

Keef said...

beth is L Padrino with putting > in the name

Beth said...

And spiff for when you get here, your name is "Even an Asian football team could beat the Redskins" (hopefully that'll fit) and your pic is here

Keef said...

Cheifs* release LJ

Beth said...

"beth is L Padrino with putting > in the name"

Yeah, zeke you can take out the arrow part.

I want to be just like him said...

I ♥ the maroon and black

Keef said...

Question about nascar. Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? Why do they even have a lower division if they all just race in it too?

I want to be just like him said...

Question about nascar. Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? Why do they even have a lower division if they all just race in it too?


straight cash homie

Keef said...

Worse* suicide attempt ever

Ohio is the better said...

"Wall Street Bonuses Rise as Big 3 May Pay $30 Billion"


in you face obama

Ohio is the better said...

former bear stearns employee at WSOP

Ohio is the better said...

60 minutes piece on hackers terrorizing america via internet was quite scary

Ohio is the better said...

“In 2007 we probably had our electronic Pearl Harbor. It was an espionage Pearl Harbor,” Lewis said. “Some unknown foreign power, and honestly, we don’t know who it is, broke into the Department of Defense, to the Department of State, the Department of Commerce, probably the Department of Energy, probably NASA. They broke into all of the high tech agencies, all of the military agencies, and downloaded terabytes of information.”

How much is a terabyte?

“The Library of Congress, which has millions of volumes, is about 12 terabytes. So, we probably lost the equivalent of a Library of Congress worth of government information in 2007,” Lewis explained.

“All stolen by foreign countries?” Kroft asked.

“Yeah. This was a serious attack. And that’s really what made people wake up and say, ‘Hey, we’ve got to get a grip on this,’” Lewis said.

Ohio is the better said...

fucking foreign countries

Ohio is the better said...

NEW YORK — U.S. intelligence agencies were reportedly aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was trying to contact people associated with Al Qaeda, ABC News reported.

It is not clear whether the agencies relayed this information to the Army, officials told ABC News.

The report comes as news surfaced that the family of the alleged Fort Hood shooter held his mother's funeral at the same Virginia mosque that two Sept. 11 hijackers attended in 2001, at a time when a radical imam preached there.



jesus

Ohio is the better said...

everyone went bye-bye

I want to be just like him said...

mad busy you

I want to be just like him said...

grilled up some t-bones last night.


DET

Ohio is the better said...

delicious

Ohio is the better said...

knicks are so sad

I want to be just like him said...

knicks are so sad


I peeped game on the cleveland game early on.

1) there was zero energy in the Garden pre-game (at least it felt like it watching )

2) the knicks starting 5 was made of of guys who are at best 6th men.

really sad to see what the Knicks have become. at least zeke's knicks had some "star" power.

Meiz said...

The Pack will lose to the Lions.


Related: I will pay off the bets when the 9th loss happens.(not gonna happen)

blue said...

just wait til lebron gets theree

Keef said...

If it weren't for the Jankees, O:FNYC would be coming along quite nicely

Keef said...

"The Pack will lose to the Lions. "


bet?

blue said...

run time for the lioness

Keef said...

mize, tyler is talking ish about your peeps

blue said...

mize has peeps

blue said...

FNBA starts tonight...get pumped up

Keef said...

LP's most recent blog posting is suite

blue said...

so he went to the parade

Keef said...

"After that, coach Smith came over to me, talking [expletive] to me, saying they were going to kick my [butt]," Hall said. "I stay in Atlanta during the offseason, so if Mike Smith wants to see me, he can definitely find me."



classy

Keef said...

"I told Michael to just worry about this year," Dungy said. "It's technically up to Philadelphia. If they want him back, he has to stay there. If they don't, there are some teams looking for quarterbacks: Cleveland, St. Louis and Washington."


IN YOU FACE, ZEKE

tem said...

"Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? "

they don't all do it, just the younger guys mostly.

martin, gordon, johnson, these guys rarely race nationwide series races.

the other guys do it to get more track time, even if it is in a different car.

plus they are bored. they have to be at the track all day anyway, they minus well race.

straight cash homey is a good example for dale jr, harvick, stewart (although i think now he rarely does it). they have their own race teams and need solid finishes.

I want to be just like him said...

IN YOU FACE, ZEKE

yeah I heard that last night, it made cents* before this season but after this latest debacle I don't think Snyder would do it. He's got to start operating the team differently and bringing in Vick would be more of the same.

with all that said I fully expect Vick to be Washington's starting QB next season.

tem said...

Zeke, did you peep game on the Fedor fight?

I think Lesnar would destroy him. Lesnar can punch just as hard as Rogers and is already better on the ground.

I think maybe 3 UFC heavyweights could beat Fedor.

I was impressed that he took some hard punches and won, but a lot of UFC guys would have finished it when Rogers couldn't.

tem said...

with all that said I fully expect Tebow/Quinn to be Washington's starting QB next season.

*fixed

Keef said...

I forgot about that fight. I dvr'd it, gotta check it out tonight

Meiz said...

"60 minutes piece on hackers terrorizing america via internet was quite scary"



Really?

Keef said...

mize is funny

blue said...

carlos rogers?

I want to be just like him said...

Zeke, did you peep game on the Fedor fight?


I dvr'd it and ff'd to the good part.

tem said...

Brent* Rogers

tem said...

the fight before the Fedor fight was just two dudes rolling around on the ground.

not the kind of action CBS wanted.

very technical, but very gay looking.

Keef said...

I loved that fight

/LP

I want to be just like him said...

with all that said I fully expect Tebow/Quinn to be Washington's starting QB next season.

*fixed


they'll either draft Tesus or Bradtard.

If those are my options I'd rather have Tesus.

Keef said...

Why not McCoy?

tem said...

Tampa Bay will probably draft another QB. They are dumb.

Actually they will draft a WR or RB.

Bryant or Spiller or some other back. Maybe Bama dude if he is even eligible.

Keef said...

Redskins should sign Jeff George

I want to be just like him said...

Why not McCoy?


I don't think his skill set transfers well to the NFL.

Keef said...

I think that BYU QB might be a decent pro

Keef said...

He so good I forgot his name

I want to be just like him said...

I'm hoping Portis is out for the season.

ns

good thing they're on the hook for 6.5$ M of his salary next season.

Meiz said...

"How much is a terabyte?"


Jesus fucking christ.

Keef said...

Max Hall

Keef said...

DeAngelo's 2nd cousin

Keef said...

A terabyte is about 2 revs

blue said...

why would they draft another QB, don't they have Chase Daniel?

blue said...

Ingram (bama back tem referred to)is only a sophmore...he can't come out

blue said...

tebow is an awful passer..has a lot of technique issues that would have to be fixed for him to be successful in the NFL

blue said...

carries the ball way too low, and has a huge windup.

he'll be an INT waiting to happen in the NFL

Keef said...

blue is going to hell

I want to be just like him said...

why would they draft another QB, don't they have Chase Daniel?


they cut him before the season started, he's on the saint's roster or pc now.

I want to be just like him said...

Blunt* reinstated.

JFreak said...

movie music video.

JFreak said...

badass of the week.

tem said...

"Ingram (bama back tem referred to)is only a sophmore...he can't come out"

they'll get him next time then.

Keef said...

"they'll get him next time then."


Not if they keep wearing the throwbacks

Ohio is the better said...

in you face weazy was funny

Keef said...

wall

blue said...

fucking Iower should be 5-4

blue said...

but kirk farentz* is a genius

Ohio is the better said...

skunkpatch is awful today
it's like he didnt even watch any games yesterday

Ohio is the better said...

anyone see that Miami/Va game highlights?

the kick return, like 4 va peeps got LIT

Ohio is the better said...

deke werent the lions up 14-0

burn

I want to be just like him said...

fucking Iower should be 5-4


I'm not sure who is gonna win the big televen, but hopefully it won't be Iowa because they would get smoked worse than the usual big televen team does in their bcs game.

Ohio is the better said...

oregon wtf

I want to be just like him said...

textbook letdown game

Meiz said...

"deke werent the lions up 14-0

burn"


I'm not really sure that's much of a burn

Ohio is the better said...

prefect metaphor, the baby deer are the Chargers and the giants is the lion

Ohio is the better said...

"I'm not really sure that's much of a burn"

it will be when your rocking a ridiculous name for a week.

Ohio is the better said...

katt williams makes me laugh

Meiz said...

"it will be when your rocking a ridiculous name for a week."


2 weeks, smrt guy.

blue said...

if only

blue said...

so did that deer just keep swimming for ever?

Ohio is the better said...

good read on goldman sachs if your interested

Meiz said...

"What would you like to ask Coach Schwartz and Calvin Johnson for tonight's Buffalo Wild Wings Lions Review?"


Brandon James Moeller-
Did you know that you were scheduled to play 4 quarters of football Sunday?


Austin Day-
if you try to lose do you think you could pull out a win??


Robert Smith-
Calvin, do you wish you stayed at GT and got your engineering degree?


Matt Shackelford-
Did u know that u make it really hard to be a lions fan...u should pay us to go to the games


Andy Meiller-
I would ask them if they could do me a solid and win 7 games in a row so I don't lose the ridiculous bets I made. Thanks and regards.

I want to be just like him said...

that's one of the funniest things I've read on this blog for a loooooooong time.

nice work deke

you got a link to that?

I want to be just like him said...

this blog for


and some hdh for that ass on a Monday!

Meiz said...

"you got a link to that?"


Facebook

ToddPacker said...

nice work, meiz

ToddPacker said...

blockt on fb

blue said...

they did some MNF chalk talk thing here today i guess.

all the "celebs" from the show and a few old time football stars were here talking football at some restaurant.

i didn't go

blue said...

i would ask them

at what point do you think Barry Sanders might walk through that door? No?

Scott Mitchell?

Meiz said...

I'll do it for ya, Blue

Ohio is the better said...

brady's annoying

Ohio is the better said...

zeke you nervous about tonight?

the tarheels have like 5 pros on that team any chance you wont lose the game by 30?

Keef said...

"prefect metaphor, the baby deer are the Chargers and the giants is the lion"


The deer ended up getting euthanized

Keef said...

we need to slow down today

Meiz said...

Mornin', Clark! Shitter was full!

Ohio is the better said...

i want buddy ryan to punch gilbride in the face again

Keef said...

Suite beard

Ohio is the better said...

yesterday's loss really as my ass chapped

Keef said...

hehehe

ToddPacker said...

i don't think cousin eddie was talking to clark when he dropped that classic line

Meiz said...

"i don't think cousin eddie was talking to clark when he dropped that classic line"


I believe he dropped the line twice.

Keef said...

I don't think that movie was worth a damn


*fized

Keef said...

"I believe he dropped the line twice."

Correctamundo

ToddPacker said...

"I believe he dropped the line twice."

actually you are right, meiz... i thought eddie was talking to the neighbors

Meiz said...

Shitter was full!



I threw the "Mornin', Clark" in there because that's how I say it in real life.

Ohio is the better said...

"Last Friday, a man jumped off the George Washington Bridge—and survived and managed to swim to the NJ side, where he was taken to a hospital. According to the NY Post, "Adrian Rawn, 28, took the plunge without so much as a pause after abruptly stopping his car on the span's lower level at about 11:30 a.m." And that would be a 212-foot plunge into 55-degree water."

I'm impressed.

ToddPacker said...

"I don't think that movie was worth a damn it's no phantom


*re-fized

ToddPacker said...

"I'm impressed."

...and late

Ohio is the better said...

blue i hope you dont rock a Maclaren stroller for baby blue and baby blue forthcoming

ToddPacker said...

"I threw the "Mornin', Clark" in there because that's how I say it in real life."


got it

I want to be just like him said...

zeke you nervous about tonight?

the tarheels have like 5 pros on that team any chance you wont lose the game by 30?


I just got back from Red Lobster

Keef said...

hilarity

ToddPacker said...

"I just got back from Red Lobster"

always funny

Keef said...

bnewer

ToddPacker said...

b-early

blue said...

"blue i hope you dont rock a Maclaren stroller for baby blue and baby blue forthcoming"

nope, i'm not donald trump

Ohio is the better said...

good cuz it cuts babies fingers off

Ohio is the better said...

funny zeke

blue said...

their expensive as hell, cost you a finger literally and figuratively

Ohio is the better said...

oh yeah

in you face charlie weis

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH

I want to be just like him said...

nope, i'm not donald trump, I hired an Eastern European woman to carry bgep everywhere. *clap* *clap*...WIPERS!


*fized

Ohio is the better said...

"But at least Andy Reid can still hang his hat on being a good father…oh, wait."



high fucking larity

ToddPacker said...

"their expensive as hell, cost you a finger literally and figuratively"

when my kids were small i remember perego being the crazy expensive strollers

I want to be just like him said...

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