Family guy sucks.
Phantom of the Opera does not suck. I went with cmk, hsilok, & milok and saw Phantom on Sunday afternoon. First time I'd erve* seen it. The only other show I'd every seen in a theater before was Stomp. I was pretty impressed with Phantom. I had reservations when I got the tickets a few months ago, but walked out of there happy that we saw it. I'd go see it again. I might even go see another show. I heard Jesus Chris* Superstar was pretty good and that's coming here in March, so we might go see that.
Big fooyball* weekend again. Iower finally lost a game they should have lost. IN YOU FACE, WEAZY!! tOSU stepped up in Happy Valley. UM stepped down in Ann Arbor. Alabamer lookt impressive against LSU. Cincy almost lost, & Boise didn't look too impressive. 6 unbeaten teams left, I think at least 1 will lose each weekend over the next few weeks. And if you didn't see it, Jahvid Best went airborne and landed on his head.
I didn't see any NFL on Sunday, so I'm just going off of what the scoreboard says. Bengals go 4-0 in the division, Chargers nipped the GGGGGGG-men, Cards walk all over da Bears, and Tampa used their throwbacks to confuse the Packers, Colts & Saints bolth* stay unbeaten. I'm still more interested in college ball right now, and the main interest I have in NFL at this point is strictly for FNFL purposes. That will change in December after the college regular season.
LP, your name/pic for today will be Ohio is > than NY
I'm eating a thin mint blizzard right now and it's awsome*.
The wedding we went to on Saturday night was alright. It was on a ranch just outside of town, and the ceremony was in a horse corral. Nice ceremony, nice reception, lots of dyke-y rugby chicks there. Like, dozens of them. One of them was dressed up in gray men's slacks, an argyle sweater, and a tie. She probably had a penis, too. But during the bouquet toss, me & cmk were standing over by the dessert table and looked over in time to see the toss. Sure enough, argyle "chick" coat* the bouquet and started playing air guitar with it. Some dude and his wife were standing next to us at the table and the dude says "Why is that guy holding the bouquet?" I kind of look at cmk and she starts laughing and walks away. I turn around and the guy's wife is ::flank steaking:: at him and he says "No, seriously. Some dude just jumped in and coat* the bouquet". He wife punches him and tells him to shut up, that it was a girl and that he needs to shut the fuck up because he said that really loud. That was probably the highlight of the night.
That is all. Go comment. Or don't. I don't care. OK that's a lie, I do care.
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How do I know you're gay? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.
wadr
"How do I know you're gay? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AZ's head coach was pretty funny in the postgame presser. He channeled Dennis Green.
How do I know you're an adult? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.
*fized
next up. for keef...the ballet
The lights out dance at the end of the giants game was suite
"How do I know you're an adult? Cause you like Broadway musicals better than Family Guy.
*fized"
worst.fix.evAr!
phantom is good...i saw it a long time ago in San Fran....good show
giants game was brutal
nightmarish
it was like we were the jets, finding a way to lose instead of putting teams away
eli is worth every penny
eli was fine
it was the defense and the playcalling
schedule is not getting easier for the gints either
giants game was grate*
after the thomas pick they had the ball on the 4, after a holding call they had it on the 14 and here were the playcalls:
slip screen to Nicks, lost 4
Jacobs up the middle, 5 yards
3rd and 9, draw play to jacobs who needs every step pre-ball that he can get to move those legs
they kick the FG and give Rivers more than 2 minutes to drive down the field
corey webster, our best cover corner the past two years, got destroyed yesterday
had a hand in all 3 TD's with the last one really getting toasted
not to mention the bothced 1st quarter FG, which looking back was the winning points
my point
if you have the highest paid QB in the league...you let him take a shot or two into the endzone to finish off the game.
fuck the "we didn't want to turn the ball over" bullshit by coughlin...you don't pay that shithead all that money to hand off when the game is on the line
"they kick the FG and give Rivers more than 2 minutes to drive down the field"
As I watched the end of that game I was really hoping that cmep and bgep were in a different room.
packers looked good
erasist = double comment
creamsicle jerseys are the key to a winning season
i miss spags, his playcalling was paramount to the giants defensive success
"if you have the highest paid QB in the league...you let him take a shot or two into the endzone to finish off the game."
well duh yea
eli was on point too, 25-33 215 yards and two TD's, no int's
"As I watched the end of that game I was really hoping that cmep and bgep were in a different room."
me, uncle, cuzin
bgep, cmep were in kitchen
we just sat there for like 20 minutes not saying a word
hey weasel, change your fucking name
sorry, didnt read the post yet
>>> is having troubles
anything i need to do to make that work?
temhio
fucking purdue is sneaky
apology accepted
"bgep, cmep were in kitchen"
Good, that's where the womenfolk belong when sports are on.
">>> is having troubles
anything i need to do to make that work?"
Not sure. If it's not working, just use "Ohio is the better"
>
> didnt work either so going with option B
for the record, ohio sucks
for the record, ohio state sucks
fixed
and oregon sucks
"for the record, ohio sucks"
But what's your opinion of Temhio?
he's thinking...
cleveland is nice
beff, name and pic please
phantom is good...i saw it a long time ago in San Fran....good show
ironic watching gay stuff in the gay capital of the us and a
it was the defense and the playcalling
the D gave up what 21? that's not that bad.
elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles.
"Yo it's hot. Yo it's hot. It's 'cause I'm in Iraq. Someone get me a fan. Someone get me a fan. 'Cause I'm in Kurdistan," Fattal raps as he chuckles and points to the Iraqi landscape behind him.
dope rap yo
s
elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles.
but he has 90 million reasons to be happy
"elisha is the problem, he's got no marbles."
i wont entertain this bait today
Is this the team that played SD yesterday?
i love that movie
"The Americans entered northern Iraq from Turkey on July 28 during a planned five-day hike. Bauer and Shourd had been living in Damascus, Syria; Fattal was visiting. They set out to hike in northern Iraq's Kurdistan region."
hiking in iraq seems like fun
"beff, name and pic please"
I can't believe I forgot all about this, I get to do that for spiff too if I remember right.
My creativity is in short supply today. Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions for zeke and/or spiff?
J. Campbell is corn in M. Ryan's turds
DeAngelo Fraud
Eli Womanning
keef's flying high cuz his bungles are bengals now
(even though he doesnt even watch football)
but zerious zeke de angelo is so bad at tackling, when they watch tape how doesnt he get bitched out by other players let alone coaches
but zerious zeke de angelo is so bad at tackling, when they watch tape how doesnt he get bitched out by other players let alone coaches
::hot sauce::
if any of youz guys got old jewelery that is either broken or you don't wear it/dont need it etc.
sell it now while gold is at an all time high, most jewelers are willing to expect anything
i mean anything
::hot sauce::
Zeke, just watch again Turner's 58 yard td run, that'll explain ep's comment.
Zeke, just watch again Turner's 58 yard td run, that'll explain ep's comment.
my ::hot sauce:: should have been IDGAF.
I was watching the game online and saw that play, Landry's attempt also awful.
what Hall did on the ATL sideline was worse.
Hall is what he is....a d-bag.
deangelo hall is awfull
No one was sad here when they got rid of DeAngelo.
Ok zeke, your new name is "I want to be just like him -->" and the pic is here
pic is blocked from the link it looks like a Jim Zorn pic?
what makes an asian pear asian if it's grown here in the states?
mic check....1,2....1,2
what makes an asian pear asian if it's grown here in the states?
gook field labor picks them, only gooks
that pic is hilarity
See if the pic is blocked from here.
still nazi'd
"keef's flying high cuz his bungles are bengals now
(even though he doesnt even watch football)"
I was busting on the Giants before the Bengals started winning
"still nazi'd"
OK, I just added it to my rarely used blog, see if you can get it off of that.
beth is L Padrino with putting > in the name
And spiff for when you get here, your name is "Even an Asian football team could beat the Redskins" (hopefully that'll fit) and your pic is here
Cheifs* release LJ
"beth is L Padrino with putting > in the name"
Yeah, zeke you can take out the arrow part.
I ♥ the maroon and black
Question about nascar. Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? Why do they even have a lower division if they all just race in it too?
Question about nascar. Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? Why do they even have a lower division if they all just race in it too?
straight cash homie
Worse* suicide attempt ever
"Wall Street Bonuses Rise as Big 3 May Pay $30 Billion"
in you face obama
former bear stearns employee at WSOP
60 minutes piece on hackers terrorizing america via internet was quite scary
“In 2007 we probably had our electronic Pearl Harbor. It was an espionage Pearl Harbor,” Lewis said. “Some unknown foreign power, and honestly, we don’t know who it is, broke into the Department of Defense, to the Department of State, the Department of Commerce, probably the Department of Energy, probably NASA. They broke into all of the high tech agencies, all of the military agencies, and downloaded terabytes of information.”
How much is a terabyte?
“The Library of Congress, which has millions of volumes, is about 12 terabytes. So, we probably lost the equivalent of a Library of Congress worth of government information in 2007,” Lewis explained.
“All stolen by foreign countries?” Kroft asked.
“Yeah. This was a serious attack. And that’s really what made people wake up and say, ‘Hey, we’ve got to get a grip on this,’” Lewis said.
fucking foreign countries
NEW YORK — U.S. intelligence agencies were reportedly aware months ago that Army Major Nidal Hasan was trying to contact people associated with Al Qaeda, ABC News reported.
It is not clear whether the agencies relayed this information to the Army, officials told ABC News.
The report comes as news surfaced that the family of the alleged Fort Hood shooter held his mother's funeral at the same Virginia mosque that two Sept. 11 hijackers attended in 2001, at a time when a radical imam preached there.
jesus
everyone went bye-bye
mad busy you
grilled up some t-bones last night.
DET
delicious
knicks are so sad
knicks are so sad
I peeped game on the cleveland game early on.
1) there was zero energy in the Garden pre-game (at least it felt like it watching )
2) the knicks starting 5 was made of of guys who are at best 6th men.
really sad to see what the Knicks have become. at least zeke's knicks had some "star" power.
The Pack will lose to the Lions.
Related: I will pay off the bets when the 9th loss happens.(not gonna happen)
just wait til lebron gets theree
If it weren't for the Jankees, O:FNYC would be coming along quite nicely
"The Pack will lose to the Lions. "
bet?
run time for the lioness
mize, tyler is talking ish about your peeps
mize has peeps
FNBA starts tonight...get pumped up
LP's most recent blog posting is suite
so he went to the parade
"After that, coach Smith came over to me, talking [expletive] to me, saying they were going to kick my [butt]," Hall said. "I stay in Atlanta during the offseason, so if Mike Smith wants to see me, he can definitely find me."
classy
"I told Michael to just worry about this year," Dungy said. "It's technically up to Philadelphia. If they want him back, he has to stay there. If they don't, there are some teams looking for quarterbacks: Cleveland, St. Louis and Washington."
IN YOU FACE, ZEKE
"Why do all the main drivers also race in the lower division league? "
they don't all do it, just the younger guys mostly.
martin, gordon, johnson, these guys rarely race nationwide series races.
the other guys do it to get more track time, even if it is in a different car.
plus they are bored. they have to be at the track all day anyway, they minus well race.
straight cash homey is a good example for dale jr, harvick, stewart (although i think now he rarely does it). they have their own race teams and need solid finishes.
IN YOU FACE, ZEKE
yeah I heard that last night, it made cents* before this season but after this latest debacle I don't think Snyder would do it. He's got to start operating the team differently and bringing in Vick would be more of the same.
with all that said I fully expect Vick to be Washington's starting QB next season.
Zeke, did you peep game on the Fedor fight?
I think Lesnar would destroy him. Lesnar can punch just as hard as Rogers and is already better on the ground.
I think maybe 3 UFC heavyweights could beat Fedor.
I was impressed that he took some hard punches and won, but a lot of UFC guys would have finished it when Rogers couldn't.
with all that said I fully expect Tebow/Quinn to be Washington's starting QB next season.
*fixed
I forgot about that fight. I dvr'd it, gotta check it out tonight
"60 minutes piece on hackers terrorizing america via internet was quite scary"
Really?
mize is funny
carlos rogers?
Zeke, did you peep game on the Fedor fight?
I dvr'd it and ff'd to the good part.
Brent* Rogers
the fight before the Fedor fight was just two dudes rolling around on the ground.
not the kind of action CBS wanted.
very technical, but very gay looking.
I loved that fight
/LP
with all that said I fully expect Tebow/Quinn to be Washington's starting QB next season.
*fixed
they'll either draft Tesus or Bradtard.
If those are my options I'd rather have Tesus.
Why not McCoy?
Tampa Bay will probably draft another QB. They are dumb.
Actually they will draft a WR or RB.
Bryant or Spiller or some other back. Maybe Bama dude if he is even eligible.
Redskins should sign Jeff George
Why not McCoy?
I don't think his skill set transfers well to the NFL.
I think that BYU QB might be a decent pro
He so good I forgot his name
I'm hoping Portis is out for the season.
ns
good thing they're on the hook for 6.5$ M of his salary next season.
"How much is a terabyte?"
Jesus fucking christ.
Max Hall
DeAngelo's 2nd cousin
A terabyte is about 2 revs
why would they draft another QB, don't they have Chase Daniel?
Ingram (bama back tem referred to)is only a sophmore...he can't come out
tebow is an awful passer..has a lot of technique issues that would have to be fixed for him to be successful in the NFL
carries the ball way too low, and has a huge windup.
he'll be an INT waiting to happen in the NFL
blue is going to hell
why would they draft another QB, don't they have Chase Daniel?
they cut him before the season started, he's on the saint's roster or pc now.
Blunt* reinstated.
movie music video.
badass of the week.
"Ingram (bama back tem referred to)is only a sophmore...he can't come out"
they'll get him next time then.
"they'll get him next time then."
Not if they keep wearing the throwbacks
in you face weazy was funny
wall
fucking Iower should be 5-4
but kirk farentz* is a genius
skunkpatch is awful today
it's like he didnt even watch any games yesterday
anyone see that Miami/Va game highlights?
the kick return, like 4 va peeps got LIT
deke werent the lions up 14-0
burn
fucking Iower should be 5-4
I'm not sure who is gonna win the big televen, but hopefully it won't be Iowa because they would get smoked worse than the usual big televen team does in their bcs game.
oregon wtf
textbook letdown game
"deke werent the lions up 14-0
burn"
I'm not really sure that's much of a burn
prefect metaphor, the baby deer are the Chargers and the giants is the lion
"I'm not really sure that's much of a burn"
it will be when your rocking a ridiculous name for a week.
katt williams makes me laugh
"it will be when your rocking a ridiculous name for a week."
2 weeks, smrt guy.
if only
so did that deer just keep swimming for ever?
good read on goldman sachs if your interested
"What would you like to ask Coach Schwartz and Calvin Johnson for tonight's Buffalo Wild Wings Lions Review?"
Brandon James Moeller-
Did you know that you were scheduled to play 4 quarters of football Sunday?
Austin Day-
if you try to lose do you think you could pull out a win??
Robert Smith-
Calvin, do you wish you stayed at GT and got your engineering degree?
Matt Shackelford-
Did u know that u make it really hard to be a lions fan...u should pay us to go to the games
Andy Meiller-
I would ask them if they could do me a solid and win 7 games in a row so I don't lose the ridiculous bets I made. Thanks and regards.
that's one of the funniest things I've read on this blog for a loooooooong time.
nice work deke
you got a link to that?
this blog for
and some hdh for that ass on a Monday!
"you got a link to that?"
Facebook
nice work, meiz
blockt on fb
they did some MNF chalk talk thing here today i guess.
all the "celebs" from the show and a few old time football stars were here talking football at some restaurant.
i didn't go
i would ask them
at what point do you think Barry Sanders might walk through that door? No?
Scott Mitchell?
I'll do it for ya, Blue
brady's annoying
zeke you nervous about tonight?
the tarheels have like 5 pros on that team any chance you wont lose the game by 30?
"prefect metaphor, the baby deer are the Chargers and the giants is the lion"
The deer ended up getting euthanized
we need to slow down today
Mornin', Clark! Shitter was full!
i want buddy ryan to punch gilbride in the face again
Suite beard
yesterday's loss really as my ass chapped
hehehe
i don't think cousin eddie was talking to clark when he dropped that classic line
"i don't think cousin eddie was talking to clark when he dropped that classic line"
I believe he dropped the line twice.
I don't think that movie was worth a damn
*fized
"I believe he dropped the line twice."
Correctamundo
"I believe he dropped the line twice."
actually you are right, meiz... i thought eddie was talking to the neighbors
Shitter was full!
I threw the "Mornin', Clark" in there because that's how I say it in real life.
"Last Friday, a man jumped off the George Washington Bridge—and survived and managed to swim to the NJ side, where he was taken to a hospital. According to the NY Post, "Adrian Rawn, 28, took the plunge without so much as a pause after abruptly stopping his car on the span's lower level at about 11:30 a.m." And that would be a 212-foot plunge into 55-degree water."
I'm impressed.
"I don't think that movie was worth a damn it's no phantom
*re-fized
"I'm impressed."
...and late
blue i hope you dont rock a Maclaren stroller for baby blue and baby blue forthcoming
"I threw the "Mornin', Clark" in there because that's how I say it in real life."
got it
zeke you nervous about tonight?
the tarheels have like 5 pros on that team any chance you wont lose the game by 30?
I just got back from Red Lobster
hilarity
"I just got back from Red Lobster"
always funny
bnewer
b-early
"blue i hope you dont rock a Maclaren stroller for baby blue and baby blue forthcoming"
nope, i'm not donald trump
good cuz it cuts babies fingers off
funny zeke
their expensive as hell, cost you a finger literally and figuratively
oh yeah
in you face charlie weis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH
nope, i'm not donald trump, I hired an Eastern European woman to carry bgep everywhere. *clap* *clap*...WIPERS!
*fized
"But at least Andy Reid can still hang his hat on being a good father…oh, wait."
high fucking larity
"their expensive as hell, cost you a finger literally and figuratively"
when my kids were small i remember perego being the crazy expensive strollers
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