Thursday, November 19, 2009

I'm a Loser, Baby...

This post is dedicated to Steve. Don't worry big guy, the helmet looks fine. Keep hoping. Maybe one day they will find a cure for the ratardness that ails you.

So it is Thursday morning, and people are STILL killing Bill Belichick on the Local sports yak stations. Like I said Sunday night and Monday morning, I HATED the call to go for it on 4th and 2, but get over it already. The Pats are still 6-3, still in first place in the division and still likely to make the playoffs. yeah, the loss might come back to bite them in the playoffs, but let's deal with that when it happens.

The Bills are reportedly interested in Mike Shanahan (not Brendan Shanahan, Bleu). I think this would actually be a smart move. Shanahan's system has always produced good RBs, and what fits the cold, snowy, Buffalo winters better than a solid rushing attack?

I don't understand why this became such a big story. so the dude got emotional at a team meeting. Is he the first guy ever to do this? Anyone remember Dick Vermeil? Dude cried at everything. Or T.O.? "That's my quarterback, man" *sob*. People are redonk.

No one here cares about soccer, but the field is set for the World Cup. My ancestors' homeland earned a berth.

The GGW pictures are still M.I.A. Like I said before, the nigth overall was a disappointment as far as nudity goes, so don't expect much on the pictures once I actually get them. We'll see.

EP, I'm not weaseling, I'm broke. You will get your beer ASAP though. Need your address again. You can email it to me.

Those of you with Blackberrys (Blackberries?), hook a brother up with your PINs. Blackberry Messenger, another form of LOV harrassment!!

Science is cool.

Somehow, I think this should have raised a red flag...

I'm done with this post. Let the slappers ensue.

563 comments:

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Beth said...

Lots of good activity on LOVad last night, including an almost-slapper except H refused to take the bait. Good for him but bad for the reading audience.

Jugdish said...

belichick call is really getting overblown in the media (not shocking).

risky call? yes

would most people have done it? no way

was he playing to the strength of his team? yes

Jugdish said...

except H refused to take the bait.


good yob on h's part

Jugdish said...

headline: LeBron hurts wrist in Cavaliers' loss to Wizards



he is questionable for next weeks Browns game

Jugdish said...

"They have been unable to get to `yes', and so as a consequence, we have begun discussions with our international partners about the importance of having consequences," Obama said


tough talk on iran

s

Beth said...

"good yob on h's part"

Yeah, no way could I have stayed calm and avoided the bait like he did.

Jugdish said...

jug finally got the new AF unis yesterday...suite

H said...

Steve was obviously just upset that someone stole his baseball.

Someone get me some bait said...

"jug finally got the new AF unis yesterday...suite"


Jug still has to put on a uniform sometimes?

Someone get me some bait said...

I'm shaving my head this afternoon

El Padrino said...

"EP, I'm not weaseling, I'm broke. You will get your beer ASAP though. Need your address again. You can email it to me."

fair enough

1847 West 9th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11223

Jugdish said...

Jug still has to put on a uniform sometimes?



jug wears the uniform to work everyday

Beth said...

"jug wears the uniform to work everyday"

We need a pic of jug in his uni.

Beth said...

And we also need a pic of shaved head mize if he goes thru with it.

El Padrino said...

virginia boy called out sick

bad street meat down ny nyu

liar

El Padrino said...

"And we also need a pic of shaved head mize if he goes thru with it."

you want a pic of my dong?

Beth said...

"you want a pic of my dong?"

How big is your zoom lens?


(Yes, I realize that's an obvious easy joke.)

El Padrino said...

"jug wears the uniform to work everyday"

blue fatigues?

El Padrino said...

"How big is your zoom lens?"

hope you enjoyed me laying down strahan

El Padrino said...

farve enjoys smacking guys asses WAY TOO much

Jugdish said...

blue fatigues?


these

except i have the dessert boots, not the green ones

Jugdish said...

desert boots...nice jug

Someone get me some bait said...

"jug wears the uniform to work everyday"


Interesting

ToddPacker said...

i bet rev likes dessert boots

Someone get me some bait said...

"And we also need a pic of shaved head mize if he goes thru with it."


I always shave my head, dear. I don't Bic it, though.

Jugdish said...

i bet rev likes dessert boots


how many points are those?


/rev

Someone get me some bait said...

"these"


YOU LIE!

Someone get me some bait said...

"Brandon Jennings now holds rookie record for most points scored in 1st 9 career games passing Shaquille O'Neal last night."




BOOOOOOOM!!!

Someone get me some bait said...

YOUNG MONEY

Someone get me some bait said...

Air Force camis should have clouds and shit on 'em

JFreak said...

Thanks, Bud.

Maybe you could have, you know, not added the extra days in the first place.

Moron.

Beth said...

"I always shave my head, dear. I don't Bic it, though."

So you don't shave your head, got it.

Jugdish said...

Air Force camis should have clouds and shit on 'em

that would be suite if we were parachuting all the time.

they also have some dessert* camis...but the older, darker traditional uniforms are being phased out

bleutard said...

army should change it's name to "the ground force"...much more intimidating

Someone get me some bait said...

"army should change it's name to "the ground force"...much more intimidating"


Ooooh, good idea. I'll run that by my boy Barack.

Air Force, Ground Force, Sea Force, & Stone Cone Killers.

Someone get me some bait said...

The Milwaukee Bucks drafted Julius Erving. Coulda had a core of Doc, Oscar, and Lew. Hot damn.

Someone get me some bait said...

Marc Gasol is a fine basketball player.

Someone get me some bait said...

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Someone get me some bait said...

Temrun?

Someone get me some bait said...

Maybe

Someone get me some bait said...

Gonna go get some crawlers today. Weather in the 50s this weekend.

DET

Someone get me some bait said...

I gotta return Moneyball today

Someone get me some bait said...

I have a nice little Thursday planned

Someone get me some bait said...

Women are insane.

bleutard said...

meiz made mention of the bucks crowd going "euro" lately


it seemed to me they were going "college"...when the nuggets played there, that's exactly what I thought "did the bucks bring in the crowd from cameron indoor to be douches here too?"

Someone get me some bait said...

They be like:

"Attention attention attention. Now, I'm ignoring you."

Someone get me some bait said...

"it seemed to me they were going "college"...when the nuggets played there, that's exactly what I thought "did the bucks bring in the crowd from cameron indoor to be douches here too?""


There are 2 factions. 1 section does the college type thing, and another section does the euro "singing" thing.

I like it.

Someone get me some bait said...

Bucks have 7(!) foreigners on the team.

bleutard said...

it was definitely interesting.

i always liked the college crowds

but i'm in the rare group that enjoys cbb>>>>>>than NBA

and i do like the NBA

Beth said...

"Women are insane"

For many of us it's a well planned and useful "insanity".

bleutard said...

"Bucks have 7(!) foreigners on the team."

does that includes Jennings?

JFreak said...

Nap time.

Someone get me some bait said...

"For many of us it's a well planned and useful "insanity"."


I realize this. Its fucking maddening.

Someone get me some bait said...

"does that includes Jennings?"


Nope

Someone get me some bait said...

"but i'm in the rare group that enjoys cbb>>>>>>than NBA"


Um, I would call that the majority, not the rare group.

El Padrino said...

knicks 110
pacers 103

IN YOU FACE FREAK!!!!!!!

Steve said...

"wow...steve was an absolute douche tonight."

"steve was a fucking dickhead tonight"

much worse has been said by everybody and too everybody on here. it comes from me and all of a sudden everybody get's their panties in bunch.

Someone get me some bait said...

Somethingorother about the cold November rain.

Someone get me some bait said...

I think I ran out of gas

bleutard said...

"much worse has been said by everybody and too everybody on here. it comes from me and all of a sudden everybody get's their panties in bunch."

i agree...people piled on steve unfairly

isiah thompson said...

bad street meat down ny nyu


::what the fuck is this?::

El Padrino said...

bad street meat by NYU = halal cart in the NYU area of caput mundi

isiah thompson said...

figured that's what the translation was

isiah thompson said...

yo EP, peep game


saw something on tv last night about a store that deep fries turkey's* in brooklon* - called Jive Turkey.

you heard of this?

Someone get me some bait said...

Why pay extra to have some store deep fry a turkey for you? Its too easy to not do it on your own.

bleutard said...

if you live in an apt in crooklyn you don't have much room to deepfry a turkey


aren't you supposed to do that shit outside?

Someone get me some bait said...

"if you live in an apt in crooklyn you don't have much room to deepfry a turkey


aren't you supposed to do that shit outside?"


take that shit out to the sidewalk

Someone get me some bait said...

Or they yard. If you're paying 1-3k a month you best be having some kind of space outside

El Padrino said...

Q: Hi there im from England I see alot of handicappers trying to sell their service claiming that they are the best etc etc but invariably they do not bk up what they say.Just wondering what makes your approach to handicapping different,ie how do u approach sports betting in a way that others wouldnt think about? Read the listing it sounds interesting was wondering out of all the sports u tip on which do u find the easiest to tip on?or which do u have the most faith/confidence in?NFL,NBA,MLB?Also in terms of losing runs which can happen what has been the worst case scenario for you,ie have you ever had a losing month,week,etc?whats been the worst set of results u have experienced and on the flip side-the most positive? lastly where do u bet, a few US sportsbooks i have heard of are pinnacle, and bodog,do u bet with them? And do have any clients from outside the States? Thanks for hearing me out. thanks in advance-PK



wft

El Padrino said...

Jive Turkey.

yea i heard of it, in Clinton Hill hood

El Padrino said...

i nerve had it though and it aint on my radar

El Padrino said...

here's the site

isiah thompson said...

Why pay extra to have some store deep fry a turkey for you? Its too easy to not do it on your own.


I think the store sells sandwiches, combo meals, etc, not just the entire bird.

I don't want to go to all the trouble of deep frying a turkey to make one sammy* if I can go to the store and buy it.

isiah thompson said...

wft

it's only 25$ for the picks right?

dood wants a 3 page essay on justification for 25$ picks?

send him a pic of your dong and title it "my explanation"

Someone get me some bait said...

"I don't want to go to all the trouble of deep frying a turkey to make one sammy* if I can go to the store and buy it."


Well duh

Someone get me some bait said...

"wft"


Its a trap!

bleutard said...

this sounds like the FBI trying to catch a predator

El Padrino said...

"dood wants a 3 page essay on justification for 25$ picks?"

fucking brits

bleutard said...

trap i2i

El Padrino said...

"Its a trap!"

i get that feeling

El Padrino said...

i emailed him recreational purposes only

El Padrino said...

fuckign feds

Someone get me some bait said...

"wft"


Email reply:

lysergic acid diethylamide

bleutard said...

sales tax going through on medicinal mj here.

you know shit is legit when they start taxing it

bleutard said...

reply to the dude to meet you at the top of the 2nd tower

isiah thompson said...

you know shit is legit when they start taxing it


puff puff give coming to a store near you!

Someone get me some bait said...

"puff puff give coming to a store near you!"

I can't wait!

Someone get me some bait said...

How suite will it be when you can just waltz in to Citgo buy, a jimmy, and fire that bad boy right up?

Jugdish said...

army should change it's name to "the ground force"...much more intimidating



that's why i went with zorse force for my ffb team's name

Someone get me some bait said...

"that's why i went with zorse force for my ffb team's name"


No, you went with zorse force because you were too meizy to come up with a new name for your team.

Jugdish said...

"Its a trap!"


the feds are on to ep's gambling biz

Jugdish said...

No, you went with zorse force because you were too meizy to come up with a new name for your team.


i find a name i like and i stick with it until i get bored with it, not when you get bored with it. plus the pic is pretty suite

Jugdish said...

chris chelios is the bert faver pf the nhl

El Padrino said...

WFTWFTWFTWFT

El Padrino said...

Dolphins Running Back Ronnie Brown to Miss Rest of Season With Foot Injury


WHOA

Jugdish said...

i agree...people piled on steve unfairly



DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

Why pay extra to have some store deep fry a turkey for you? Its too easy to not do it on your own.


i didn't check the prices, but the oil to fry a turkey can get expensive. if its something you're just going to do once, then why spend the additional money on a turkey fryer and all the oil, injection kit and all.

Jugdish said...

there will be a fried turkey at the jug and family thanksgiving.

bleutard said...

blue has toyed with the idear of deep frying the turkey this annum

Spaceman Spiff said...

WHOAdrinofast

Jugdish said...

blue has toyed with the idear of deep frying the turkey this annum

do it

i know my roommate just spent like $70 on oil for the fryer...so we will be frying more turkeys since it can be reused

Someone get me some bait said...

Fishing Here this weekend.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP have you see the previews for that MTV show 'jersey shore'

jeebus chris

Jugdish said...

drinking here this weekend

isiah thompson said...

i know my roommate just spent like $70 on oil for the fryer...so we will be frying more turkeys since it can be reused


I watched an episode of Good Eats recently about this.

he said you can use the oil twice before throwing it out. not sure how accurate that is but "that's what he said"

Someone get me some bait said...

"i didn't check the prices, but the oil to fry a turkey can get expensive. if its something you're just going to do once, then why spend the additional money on a turkey fryer and all the oil, injection kit and all."


Sometimes even I forget how different it is to live here.

bleutard said...

has it been reported by the crack LoV staff that the WHO is rumored to be the band for the superbowl halftime show this year?


you won't be fooled again

Someone get me some bait said...

Drinking Here this weekend.

Someone get me some bait said...

"he said you can use the oil twice before throwing it out. not sure how accurate that is but "that's what he said""


I like Alton Brown, but sometimes he errs way too far on the side of caution.

Someone get me some bait said...

They had Deep Fried Paradise on last night, and there's a joint that fries their burgers in 90 year old grease.

Steve said...

EP is this your place?

Steve said...

oh it didn't do it. had it zoomed in to your front door i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

"EP is this your place? cuz if it is mines way better than that"

/steve

isiah thompson said...

I like Alton Brown, but sometimes he errs way too far on the side of caution.


troof


I recently picked up his book about GE the early years, tiss suite.

isiah thompson said...

They had Deep Fried Paradise on last night, and there's a joint that fries their burgers in 90 year old grease.


that's where I saw Jive Turkey

El Padrino said...

"EP have you see the previews for that MTV show 'jersey shore'

jeebus chris"

yeah linked it here or lom i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

"They had Deep Fried Paradise on last night, and there's a joint that fries their burgers in 90 year old grease."

place looked delish

El Padrino said...

yea steve that's my place

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont know if I could have eaten that 'kodiac* arrest' on MVF, but it didnt look extremely hard. i was wondering why no one had done it, then they said they were in alaska

El Padrino said...

man vs food brooklyn was on last night

two joints i frequent and one i linked a lot was on

El Padrino said...

"BOTOX TAX IS BACK: SENATE BILL INCLUDES 5% TAX ON ELECTIVE COSMETIC SURGERY... "

sorry aitch, there is no good news man

Someone get me some bait said...

"place looked delish"

Word up

Someone get me some bait said...

Modern Family did not impress me.

ToddPacker said...

i do a fried bird and a smoked bird every thanksgiving... good stuff

Jugdish said...

we should have some fried turkey at the lov picnic

ToddPacker said...

i have used the oil more than twice... you need to buy the filter kit for the oil

ToddPacker said...

leftover oil will be used for frying wings at the FSU game this year

El Padrino said...

nerve had a fried turkey

once the skin is off though how much of a difference is it to a roasted turkey?

ToddPacker said...

i don't think steve was too bad last night.... it just seemed to come from out of nowhere

Jugdish said...

i don't think steve was too bad last night.... it just seemed to come from out of nowhere

TRIPLE DRAGON

Someone get me some bait said...

"we should have some fried turkey at the lov picnic"


Duh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"once the skin is off though how much of a difference is it to a roasted turkey?"

once you add an oz. of hot sauce they both tastes* the same

Keef said...

"1847 West 9th St.
Brooklyn, NY 11223"


Next time I'm in caput mundi, you're getting a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep

Someone get me some bait said...

"once the skin is off though how much of a difference is it to a roasted turkey?"


Mad juicy, yo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

what city is the picnic gonna be in

ToddPacker said...

"once the skin is off though how much of a difference is it to a roasted turkey?"


do you taste a difference between fried chicken and roasted chicken (once the skin is off)?

Jugdish said...

plus you inject it...

ToddPacker said...

"Mad juicy, yo."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"plus you inject it..."

brine makes it way better too

Keef said...

man vs food brooklon was on last night

*fized

Jugdish said...

what city is the picnic gonna be in


i can try and rent the astrodome

Someone get me some bait said...

"i have used the oil more than twice... you need to buy the filter kit for the oil"


TP is rich.

ToddPacker said...

"once you add an oz. of hot sauce they both tastes* the same"

funny

ToddPacker said...

"TP is rich."

i'm not in blue's league

Someone get me some bait said...

"what city is the picnic gonna be in"

Omaha

ToddPacker said...

"what city is the picnic gonna be in"

vegas

Keef said...

"what city is the picnic gonna be in"


somewhere west of the Mississippi

Keef said...

vegas

^^^^^

Jugdish said...

vegas


that would suck


/mize

Keef said...

The suite part about it being in Vegas is that LP could gives us all gems to bet on at the sportsbook

ToddPacker said...

probably going to vegas before pasadena in jan. if florida goes to the nc game

bleutard said...

DRAGON TATTOO

El Padrino said...

"Next time I'm in caput mundi, you're getting a flaming bag of poop on your doorstep"

my landlord will not be happy

tem said...

"DRAGON TATTOO"

tem bat signal??

El Padrino said...

i can think of only one city to host the best picnic evar

and that's the best city

ToddPacker said...

"and that's the best city"

cedarburg?

Keef said...

"probably going to vegas before pasadena in jan. if florida goes to the nc game"


You know you just jinxed the shit out of them, right

Keef said...

"and that's the best city"


"vegas is [the best city on earth], hands down." - El Padrino

tem said...

the lov picnic won't be in temhio?

ToddPacker said...

"You know you just jinxed the shit out of them, right"

yup... i have friends that have already booked flights and hotel rooms... not good

tem said...

"yup... i have friends that have already booked flights and hotel rooms... not good"

tem did this when WVU was going to play in the national title game.

tem said...

boat tickets too.

tem said...

then tOSU made it instead so tem went anyway.

tem said...

ok meeting time.

TPS is winning big this week.

El Padrino said...

saw a fat chinese girl on the train today

very rare

ToddPacker said...

chunk?

El Padrino said...

freak you playing the GTA ballad of gay tony thing yet

Someone get me some bait said...

Its incredible to think that people making upwards of $100k and more rely on a no education having monkey like me to do such simple tasks for them. Really? You can't figure out how to make a photocopy? Really?

Someone get me some bait said...

"cedarburg?"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

People are morons. It's science.

Someone get me some bait said...

"vegas"


I won't be going

Daniel said...

"Its incredible to think that people making upwards of $100k and more rely on a no education having monkey like me to do such simple tasks for them."

thats not incredible at all, thats how it is

Someone get me some bait said...

"People are morons. It's science."

No shit. Yet if I get in trouble with the law, I'm supposed to rely on this rich fucker to negotiate the legal system? This same fucking person that can't figure out that if you want 12 copies of something, you punch in the numbers 1 & 2 on the keypad, then hit the giant green button that says 'START' right on it?

kodiac said...

Why pay extra to have some store deep fry a turkey for you? Its too easy to not do it on your own.

-make sure you know what you are doing first:

Authorities are recommending that you don’t deep fry your turkey, but if you absolutely must, it should be done outdoors and well clear of buildings and any other material that can burn. Fryers should only be used on a flat surface, and should never be placed on wooden decks or in garages.

House fires on Thanksgiving Day average three times higher than other days of the year.

Someone get me some bait said...

Oh! And guess who the fuck just walked in the door.


I picked the wrong lifetime to quit smoking.

Someone get me some bait said...

aaaand relax

Someone get me some bait said...

"Authorities are recommending that you don’t deep fry your turkey, but if you absolutely must, it should be done outdoors and well clear of buildings and any other material that can burn. Fryers should only be used on a flat surface, and should never be placed on wooden decks or in garages."


Jesus, Kod

Jugdish said...

so we can't just deep fry it in the living room? news to me

bleutard said...

it's like hot, or something

El Padrino said...

no deep frying on the carper

fuck

El Padrino said...

kod is captain obvious today

El Padrino said...

hester sunday night in philly
or
justin forsett in minny


i'm leaning towards forsett btw

isiah thompson said...

No shit. Yet if I get in trouble with the law, I'm supposed to rely on this rich fucker to negotiate the legal system? This same fucking person that can't figure out that if you want 12 copies of something, you punch in the numbers 1 & 2 on the keypad, then hit the giant green button that says 'START' right on it?


just because they can't navigate a copy machine and the like doesn't mean they aren't good at their yob*.

isiah thompson said...

hester sunday night in philly
or
justin forsett in minny


i'm leaning towards forsett btw

PPR?

ppr I'd go Forsett

non ppr I'd go Hester

isiah thompson said...

I won't even trip, I haven't faxed something in years and our fax machine looks like something left over from the cold war, i have to axe someone how to use the fucker and I am the smrtst* person in all the world.

El Padrino said...

it's human nature

when i worked in Rite-Aid people would come in and ask me what aisle is ______ in and I would look up at the signs posted and point, Aisle 4, showing them that if they look up the item they are asking for is on the sign

but they see the goofy kid in the blue vest and ask him because it's more convienient

isiah thompson said...

hester sunday night in philly
or
justin forsett in minny


i'm leaning towards forsett btw, so don't offer up suggestions because I've made my mind up.


/freak

El Padrino said...

"PPR?

ppr I'd go Forsett

non ppr I'd go Hester"


our yahoo league

El Padrino said...

cutler is a flaccid dong on primetime games

isiah thompson said...

it's human nature

when i worked in Rite-Aid people would come in and ask me what aisle is ______ in and I would look up at the signs posted and point, Aisle 4, showing them that if they look up the item they are asking for is on the sign

but they see the goofy kid in the blue vest and ask him because it's more convienient


I disagree a little but hear what you're saying.

I'm too stubborn to axe for help, I'd rather walk around aimlessly until I find what I'm looking for, and under no circumstances will I axe for directions somewhere.

Someone get me some bait said...

Only pathetic losers rant on blogs



/warren

isiah thompson said...

our yahoo league


forsett

he'll get over 100 yds combined with 5 or so catches and a td

Jugdish said...

it's like hot, or something


i keep a fry daddy on my coffee table at all times.

Someone get me some bait said...

"I won't even trip, I haven't faxed something in years and our fax machine looks like something left over from the cold war, i have to axe someone how to use the fucker and I am the smrtst* person in all the world."


Put the paper in upside down & backwards, dial the phone #, and hit start.

kodiac said...

kod is captain obvious today

I try not to overestimate LOV

WADR

El Padrino said...

i'm taking the fins tonight, wish me luck keef

isiah thompson said...

Put the paper in upside down & backwards, dial the phone #, and hit start.

do i have to hit nine to get an outside line?

paper with text side up or down?

etc

if you don't deal with it everyday people get flummoxed.

Jugdish said...

i keep a fry daddy on my coffee table at all times.

/rev


fixed

Jugdish said...

fax machines are in the trapper keeper and mixed tapes era

isiah thompson said...

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