Monday, November 30, 2009

I'd be reticent to say this is a good post

I'm sick. Woe. LoVers need to stay away when they're sick, because they spread too many germs here. So this post is gonna be short. LMC

Hey Leinart, how does VY's as. taste again?

The Tiger Woo story is dumb. I'm pretty sure Elin didn't need to take a 9-iron to the back winder* of the Escalade to get Tigger out. They probably got in a fight, she broke out his back window, he took off, and ran into a tree. The lesson, as always, don't cheat and get caught.

The college fooyball* championship is this weekend. Who knew that it was January already.

Please Lord, let Charlie Weis keep his job.

Amen.

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Beth said...

"They probably got in a fight, she broke out his back window, he took off, and ran into a tree."

I definitely think this is pretty much what happened, although he may have taken off before she broke his back window.

The true lesson from this though is bitches be crazy yo. (s)

H said...

The true lesson from this though is bitches be crazy yo.

Fixed (removed S)

Beth said...

So where'd you fly to for Thanksgiving Mize?

wadr

Beth said...

"Fixed (removed S)"

I almost left the S off myself. (ns)

blue said...

why would you put an S on there

H said...

I'm just bitter Beth. Haven't gotten laid in a week.

Beth said...

"I'm just bitter Beth. Haven't gotten laid in a week."

Amateur!

/mize

blue said...

yeah, that's weaksauce

Beth said...

And EP, your name is "Yes, I protest too much" and your pic is here.

blue said...

what bet did lP lose to beth this week?

Beth said...

This is actually from the previous weekend, when the Giants didn't cover the spread when they beat the Falcons.

tem said...

"I'm just bitter Beth. Haven't gotten laid in a week."

H can't close?

El Padrino said...

elin rose up?

/deke

El Padrino said...

beth you got a name and pic for me?

El Padrino said...

nevermind

dammit

tem said...

Famous/rich guys are dumb to get married.

Yes I protest too much said...

only derek Jeter gets it

Yes I protest too much said...

super duper stars should never get married

ToddPacker said...

only derek Jete gets it

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

just found out that i have a ticket (face value) for the sec championship game... suite

ToddPacker said...

i'll be eating at the varsity friday afternoon

ToddPacker said...

knicks and hawks game friday night

ToddPacker said...

stupid christmas parade sat morning

ToddPacker said...

1 vs 2 sat afternoon

ToddPacker said...

nice little weekend

tem said...

are you going to home depot or bed bath and beyond?

ToddPacker said...

"are you going to home depot or bed bath and beyond?"

i don't see why not.... maybe some streaking through the quad too... snoop-a-loop

Yes I protest too much said...

so cmtp is coming with you?

Beth said...

So how many nights on the couch is this weekend going to cost you tp?

ToddPacker said...

"so cmtp is coming with you?"

no

ToddPacker said...

"So how many nights on the couch is this weekend going to cost you tp?"

i don't know yet. i think she wants the whole family to go to the nc game if UF beats bama... so i'm going to tell that it's ok to bring the kids the nc gamne and that will end up costing about $4000-$5000.... maybe i can stay with spiff (s)

tem said...

lots of people are sick today.

too much hanging around little kids over the holiday.

kids get adults sick.

blue said...

will your kids enjoy watching Texas play Alabama?

Yes I protest too much said...

ooo burn

Meiz said...

fuck work

Meiz said...

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Add as Friend



Yesssssss

Yes I protest too much said...

most sunday and monday night games have been hdh

in fact i think any game that didnt have the bears in it were good

isiah thompson said...

Meyer takes the ND yob*!!!!! HOLY TESUS!

Yes I protest too much said...

man just saw the VY highlights

wow

isiah thompson said...

my take on the Tiger stuff:

his wife tricked him as women do when they were dating - she was getting down during the make sexy time - just some hdh sloppy drunk sex.

then she conned him into marriage and it's straight up missionary position once a month.

Tiger pulled his Rick James impression and got some nice strange with a call girl.

Wifey found out and clubbed him upside his head.

This will all go away with a quick hundo mil in divorce settlement.

isiah thompson said...

VY was HDH on that last drive, for real dough, they kept cutting to Leinart on the sidelines and it was hilarity.

shit was a replay of that last drive in the natty title game.

Yes I protest too much said...

yea it was

Meiz said...

"This will all go away with a quick hundo mil in divorce settlement."


She ain't going nowhere

isiah thompson said...

didn't media types just rip Agassi for saying too much when he didn't have to?

now those same types are saying why isn't Tiger talking when he doesn't have to?

ToddPacker said...

"will your kids enjoy watching Texas play Alabama?"

i said IF uf beats bama, as. jr.

Beth said...

"She ain't going nowhere"

And if she is, it won't be for a "measly" hundo mill. Tiger's made over a billion in his career I just heard the other day.

ToddPacker said...

"Meyer takes the ND yob*!!!!! HOLY TESUS!"

nice work, zeke

isiah thompson said...

She ain't going nowhere


I don't think so either but you can never quantify the amount of crazy in a bitch.

She might axe for half his shit and 5M$/month in child support.

I mean his pops engineered him, and his pops failed at marriage, wouldn't surprise me if they get divorced.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."
During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him."

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

doubt that covo happened, dont see tiger going to zales

Spaceman Spiff said...

*convo

isiah thompson said...

"I don't think so either but you can never quantify the amount of crazy in a bitch."


evidenced by

"And if she is, it won't be for a "measly" hundo mill. Tiger's made over a billion in his career I just heard the other day."


it's science, WADR

Spaceman Spiff said...

picked up casino royale and zeke on blu-ray, copped a laptop over the weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

keeley boobs

Meiz said...

Simmons' Twitter suspension is over. Suite.

isiah thompson said...

self-imposed suspension?

isiah thompson said...

so keef picked up HD1N1 flu?

Spaceman Spiff said...

brutal

his son mustve been gay

Yes I protest too much said...

woman are so bad at driving

Yes I protest too much said...

ray rice is incredible

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, glad someone dropped him in the keeper after last season

Meiz said...

Bogut comes back tonight! Thank you, Tom Cruise!

Meiz said...

"self-imposed suspension?"


Nope. WWL suspended him because he had a slapper with WEEI.

isiah thompson said...

I originally drafted Rice in the keeper, not sure if I kept him all last season.

Yes I protest too much said...

0-17 must burn

Keef said...

"didn't media types just rip Agassi for saying too much when he didn't have to?

now those same types are saying why isn't Tiger talking when he doesn't have to?"



I see your point but the difference is that noone knew that Agassi was hiding anything. It came out of nowhere. With Tiger, everyone knows he's hiding something.

isiah thompson said...

0-17 is mind bottling.

isiah thompson said...

With Tiger, everyone knows he's hiding something.


he's hiding his personal business. Short of him slapping his ho around this isn't a news story like some are making it out to be - and he doesn't owe anyone anything. The golf guy on wwl.com was acting like he needed a personal letter explaining everything.

Keef said...

"Short of him slapping his ho around this isn't a news story like some are making it out to be"

agreed

Keef said...

I couldn't care less what happened, just saying that's why media types want him to disclose what happened

Keef said...

Although I'd like to see what the chick he's banging looks like

isiah thompson said...

Nope. WWL suspended him because he had a slapper with WEEI.


details? thanks and regards

Keef said...

The lady cop that got kilt in Warshington* had the last name of Griswold. Suite

isiah thompson said...

Although I'd like to see what the chick he's banging looks like


hopefully it's not steve phillips-esque.

isn't she a stripper or call girl, if so she's prob a dime piece who likes to get down.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Although I'd like to see what the chick he's banging looks like"

pics

Meiz said...

Dummy cost one of our customers $6000 on Wednesday. Don't worry though, she won't be fired. And that customer will never come back. Its cool.

Keef said...

"isn't she a stripper or call girl, if so she's prob a dime piece who likes to get down."

"hostess" is what I think they called her

tem said...

he should have hid in the pool

Yes I protest too much said...

i can even imagine how she cost someone 6 grand

Yes I protest too much said...

't

isiah thompson said...

pics


butterface, nice DSL's though.

Keef said...

"pics"

spiff to the rescue again

Yes I protest too much said...

dammit, damn you warner!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"nice DSL's though."

fake

isiah thompson said...

Dummy cost one of our customers $6000 on Wednesday. Don't worry though, she won't be fired. And that customer will never come back. Its cool.


some guy paid 6K to ship something or lost an item valued at 6k? or something else?

either way she got the initial sale right? bossman will give her that raise she deserves, she makes it rain.

Yes I protest too much said...

wes welker shouldnt play tonight

Yes I protest too much said...

this tiger thing is gay

who cares, at least he aint that boring now, good to know him and john daly can hang at hooters one day

Yes I protest too much said...

it should surprise no one but i have a tin of poppycock

and it's delicious

isiah thompson said...

this tiger thing is gay

uber gay, read this

fucking ratard story. "On this occasion, however, playing it close to the vest should prove only to be a disadvantage. He will not own an intimidation factor over his peers by clouding the facts; he will not garner any more lucrative sponsorship deals by remaining surreptitiously coy." - you serious Clark?

tem said...

fuck is poppycock?

isiah thompson said...

it should surprise no one but i have a tin of poppycock

and it's delicious


::swallowing tongue::

isiah thompson said...

did you mean you have a tiny floppy cock?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fuck is poppycock?"

cracker jack

tem said...

why would anyone call it poppycock?

isiah thompson said...

why would anyone call it poppycock?


even freak would be reticent to call it that.

dyswidt?

Keef said...

He's not doing so well, not very impressive. That little boy isn't driving well but he's cheating well. He's doing everything it takes to wreck a home. So, you know what you guys do when he gets in here? You pat him on the back and say congratulations and enjoy it and tell him not to catch the herp. Got it. Or hep or whatever the hell they catch.

isiah thompson said...

fuzzilarity

Keef said...

Der

blue said...

hundo

blue said...

watched tropic thunder this weekend...must admit...i laughed at parts

Keef said...

I thought half of Tropic Thunder was funny and the other half suckt. I can't remember which half, though

isiah thompson said...

I peeped game on Step Brothers again last night.

"you can call me dragon"

"you can call me night hawk"

great lines in that movie

Keef said...

Step Bros is pretty suite

Yes I protest too much said...

step bros is incredible, i quote it everyday

Yes I protest too much said...

poppycock is "gourmet" popcorn

Yes I protest too much said...

"why would anyone call it poppycock?"

that's a great question

tem said...

in ohio tropic thunder isn't even a movie, it is a song.

Keef said...

LP, thanks for giving me the loser's lounge title

Yes I protest too much said...

yeah what a drag

Keef said...

She's off the market, zeke

Keef said...

Man might be alive, not hiding in attic

Meiz said...

"some guy paid 6K to ship something or lost an item valued at 6k? or something else?"


Something very rudimentary. Like day 1 shit.

tem said...

he was shipping some asian chick.

isiah thompson said...

del homie with a broken finger.

you should still pay up on that bet EP.

Keef said...

"Something very rudimentary. Like day 1 shit"

Don't be reticent, mize

Yes I protest too much said...

"you should still pay up on that bet EP."

lick my balls dingleberry

we said benchin via injury was a no go

Keef said...

Yeah, Jake would definitely lead them to a 4-1 finish to get to 8-8

Yes I protest too much said...

i made the bet because i know they have no backup, even though you might think a we todd can play better than jake

tem said...

he might

Keef said...

Chris Weinke isn't walking through that door

blue said...

who is their backup plan

blue said...

so lp is weaseling out of the bet

Keef said...

LP is known for being a weasel

isiah thompson said...

you can't spell weasel with out "el" (the padrino is silent)

Yes I protest too much said...

LP didnt lose a bet to weasel out of

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP is weaseling out of losing a bet

Meiz said...

I am reticent to bother finding out what reticent even means.

Yes I protest too much said...

i am not a weasel

isiah thompson said...

keef did you peep game at the end of the ASU game?

feel bad for that kid to gack it up like that.

tem said...

is el pad weaseling out of something again?

blue said...

"i am not a weasel"


that something a weasel would say

Yes I protest too much said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

blue said...

USC throwing a bomb instead of taking a knee was hilarity

isiah thompson said...

EP's next name for losing a bet should be:

donnola

Meiz said...

Pretty funny stuff

Yes I protest too much said...

i dont know what donnola means

isiah thompson said...

donnola

blue said...

i'm guessing that's an italian word...probably for weasel

Yes I protest too much said...

your face is a weasel

isiah thompson said...

speaking of weasels, Portis already ruled out for next sunday's game.

ToddPacker said...

"donnola"

nice link, zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"speaking of weasels, Portis already ruled out for next sunday's game."

hope hes gone after the season

isiah thompson said...

hope hes gone after the season


I think they're on the hook for like 4 or 6 mil of his contract for next season. hopefully they just eat it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But Fox says that if Delhomme was healthy he would not be benched "

DOUBLE DRAGON

isiah thompson said...

check ya later Chuck, it was a magnificent ride, we'll miss you.

JFreak said...

Hire Meyer!

Keef said...

"keef did you peep game at the end of the ASU game?

feel bad for that kid to gack it up like that."


Yeah, saw it. That dude was always like that. He'd make some suite plays and then he'd fuck up an easy play. Sucks for him that his last play in college was a muffed punt

Keef said...

"hopefully they just eat it."


TWSS

Keef said...

The Florida state police, according to the Web site's report, want to determine if the injuries Woods sustained resembled those from an auto accident or domestic violence.



Would be hilarity if she beat him up

Keef said...

No it wouldn't. Domestic violence is not a laughing matter

/kod

blue said...

maybe she bit off his ear

isiah thompson said...

I was peeping game on the Stanford/ND game Saturday night and fmz thought Notre Dame was playing North Dakota:

fmz: "who's playing, North Dakota?"

zeke: ::hot sauce::

fmz: "in red, who is that, North Dakota?"

zeke: "are you serious?"

fmz: ::hot sauce::

zeke: "look at the colors of the jersey's, the gold helmets" (editor's note: fmz knows who ND is and what their uni's look like"

fmz: "I saw the ND on the screen and thought it was North Dakota"

zeke: ::hot sauce:: "you're kidding right, it says 'Stanford' on the screen"

fmz: ::hot sauce::

NS

isiah thompson said...

Would be hilarity if she beat him up


oh I don't doubt for a second that they were liquored up and she went crazy on his ass, and he fucked up his attempt to escape from a combo of being drunk and getting hit with a golf club.

Meiz said...

we came to a halt

blue said...

north dakota beat the shit out of notre dame

blue said...

i think he's hooked on painkillers from his knee surgery...ala bert

tem said...

he is hooked on boobs

tem said...

it is noboby's fault but the chick who stopped fucking him.

tem said...

hines ward thinks big ben is a wuss.

everyone thinks hines is an asshole.

tem said...

Hines Ward "I know that I'm not really straight."

Keef said...

hines is a douchenozzle

tem said...

i'd be reticent to say that hines is a good guy.

blue said...

hines ward thinks they named the stadium after him

tem said...

clausen and tate have to go pro right?

tem said...

BREAKING NEWS:

Charlie Weis hired as ND coach, leaving the Patriots.

Keef said...

Hines is a decent enough WR. But a HOFer that does not make

tem said...

unless HOFer means gayball.

he is a gayball.

Keef said...

"clausen and tate have to go pro right?"



I don't think they are required to

Keef said...

Pitt is gonna beat Cincy this weekend

blue said...

Quinn didn't go pro after they fired his coach

tem said...

Pitt will lose.

and I think they might be required to.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was peeping game on the Stanford/ND game Saturday night"

suite game, gerhart for heisman

tem said...

tate is black, quinn is not.

clausen is from california, quinn is not.

tem said...

tem was hammered by the time ND game was on.

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins will hire weis as OC, then promote him when no one wants the HC job

Keef said...

Gerhart would get my Heisman vote.

Keef said...

If I had one

Keef said...

AHIK*

Meiz said...

"clausen and tate have to go pro right?"


Jimmy's going pro. His family sold their South Bend house.

Beth said...

"I was peeping game on the Stanford/ND game Saturday night and fmz thought Notre Dame was playing North Dakota"

Similar story for me over the weekend. Had a female friend over while fmbeth was watching some football on Sunday and she saw the San Diego (SD) score in the corner of the screen and asked if that was South Dakota.

She was teased relentlessly for this the rest of the night of course. Being a non sports fan chick is still no excuse for that I told her.

isiah thompson said...

if the nfl institutes a rookie salary cap as part of their new CBA then a shitload of underclassmen will declare.

Jimmah* will be a 1st round pick this season, he'd be ratarded to come back.

tem said...

i'm going to declare for the draft.

Keef said...

"i'm going to declare for the draft."

You don't want to go to Iraq

JFreak said...

"Jimmy's going pro. His family sold their South Bend house."

This is not accurate.

tem said...

i might go to afghanistan

Meiz said...

"This is not accurate."


Prove it

isiah thompson said...

This is not accurate.

Jimmy Clausen's family has sold its house near the Notre Dame campus, the Chicago Tribune reports, suggesting that the quarterback may forgo his senior season to enter the NFL draft.

Century 21 real estate agent Kathye Currey told the Tribune about the sale. "It has an accepted offer on it right now," Currey said. "It was for sale, it listed on the middle of July of this year. And it just went pending last week.

"Pending (means) the sellers have accepted an offer on it. It's sold. It just has not closed with the title company yet."

County records still show the Clausens as the owners, though an official told the Tribune that the records changes can take two months to process.

JFreak said...

Proven

Keef said...

pwned

tem said...

DRAGON TAT

Meiz said...

Cooley to the IR

tem said...

the deal ain't done until the deal is done.

isiah thompson said...

Proven


bet on Jimmah* coming back?

isiah thompson said...

Proven

also, this is from last week, I doubt they wanted to show up Chuck like that so they denied it.

ToddPacker said...

"Hire Meyer!"


no

JFreak said...

"also, this is from last week, I doubt they wanted to show up Chuck like that so they denied it."

So the official retraction from the newspaper that originally ran the story isn't good enough.

Whatevs.

ToddPacker said...

maybe nd should hire bobby bowden

isiah thompson said...

Whatevs.


you know how I know you're gay?

JFreak said...

"bet on Jimmah* coming back?"

nope. I think he's probably going to leave.

Just proving Meiz wrong. Their house hasn't been sold.

ToddPacker said...

Just proving Meiz wrong. Their house hasn't been solt.

*fixed

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