Thursday, November 05, 2009

Goddamn Yankees... # 27

Disclaimer: The following post may contain strong language, aggression, whining, moaning, groaning and general Yankee hatred. Viewer discretion is advised.

Goddamn, fucking, shitbum Yankee cocksuckers. And you know what? Phuck Philly too. Chase Utley was apparently the only guy who remembered to bring his bat to the Word Series. Get ready for a winter full of hearing from the Yankees fans about the greatness. And hear them try to convince you that they never really hated Girardi. Or that A-Roid is the greatest clutch player ever! UGH, it is gonna be a long winter. thank god we have football.

Last World Series note. Hideki Matsui became the first Japanese player to win World Series MVP. Expect this to get some run. He was also the first full time DH to win the award.

Cameron Diaz is on Fallon right now. She seems like a nice person. though I'm sure she is probably a mega-bitch. Phenomenally hot women usually are. She seems to have enjoyed her time filming in the boston area, so that's cool. "The Box" seems like it could be a good movie.

I admit that I don't know a whole lot about the intricacies of basketball. However, I'm pretty sure that the Celtics starting 6-0 is pretty good. It seems like tonight's game was the only close one too. and I'm also quite sure that in the long run it means absolutely nothing. Just figured it was worth mentioning.

Roy Williams is unhappy and feels like he and Tony Romo aren't on the same page. Gee, what a revelation. Maybe because you are not a very good WR there Roy. Just a thought. then again, Romo isn't a very good QB. So in short, the Cowboys suck.

Speaking of the NFC, I'm wondering if the Saints will continue to play as well as they have, or if they will come back to the pack as they usually do. as the weather gets colder, let's see how that offense holds up.

Nothing has made me happier in recent weeks than the Giant's losing streak. I'm just saying. Notice EP hasn't said much about the GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-men.

OK, that's it. Comment. Tell me how much I suck. Great post, Freak.

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Beth said...

H you suck but good post freak. (Hey, you asked for it.)

ToddPacker said...

there was a basball game last night?

Beth said...

If there was I didn't watch a single second of it.

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't worry about the yankees.

its like if you're in a fantasy football auction draft and you have double the budget of everyone else...you should have the better team.

ToddPacker said...

"i wouldn't worry about the yankees"

jug is not worried about the yanks... good to know

ToddPacker said...

i hope spiff has a good time at the parade

s

El Padrino said...

well maybe now they will shut up for awhile, all the whining about not winning one in 10 years

hopefully it's not a full on run like 95'

ToddPacker said...

"hopefully it's not a full on run like 95'"

hopefully

ToddPacker said...

posada looked out of place during the on-field celebration... he was jumping up and down by himself. i think he thought people were going to pile on, but no one did... akward*

El Padrino said...

either way i'm glad it's over

been torture

El Padrino said...

Po-Sada

agreed, looked foolish

ToddPacker said...

i watched some of the YES coverage after the game... almost made me throw-up. i couldn't change the channel fast enough

ToddPacker said...

"either way i'm glad it's over

been torture"

yes

El Padrino said...

"Notice EP hasn't said much about the GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-men."

have so

Jugdish said...

jug is not worried about the yanks... good to know



follow my lead...right off the bridge

Jugdish said...

the "USS New York: Never Forget" motto was chosen just over "USS New York: IN YOU FACE!"

Jugdish said...

fox has had some cool coverage on that ship though...ns

Beth said...

Hey TP, what's the deal with Spikes supposedly volunteering to be suspended a full game instead of just a half? No way he really came up with that on his own. Seems like such a ridiculous publicity act.

And no way that happens if their next game was against someone like LSU instead of Vandy.

Meiz said...

"Phenomenally hot women"


Obviously, you aren't talking about Cameron Diaz here

ToddPacker said...

"Hey TP, what's the deal with Spikes supposedly volunteering to be suspended a full game instead of just a half? No way he really came up with that on his own. Seems like such a ridiculous publicity act.

And no way that happens if their next game was against someone like LSU instead of Vandy."

beth is smat

Jugdish said...

i saw paranormal activity last night...not as scary as I thought it would be from hearing people talk about it

ToddPacker said...

speaking of lsu... i think they will find a way to beat 'bama this weekend

ToddPacker said...

"not as scary as I thought it would be from hearing people talk about it"

no jug-chills?

Jugdish said...

no jug-chills?


no jug chills...

JFreak said...

To those in the FNBA:

My goal is to get as many players that are currently playing in indiana, players that played college in indiana or players that are from indiana.

If you would like to help faciliate this goal, please send trade offers my way.

JFreak said...

Man, swing and a miss on facilitate.

blue said...

had i known this, i'd have drafted granger....bastard

blue said...

ha, i got the Yankee championship comment for today


in de face

El Padrino said...

the gollum is unreal

El Padrino said...

freak what team is yours

blue said...

he's the patrick chewing team

blue said...

sad

like that's gonna help.

blue said...

i was looking at the standings and there's a good chance that BSU could end up 4th or 5th in the BCS standings and not get into a BCS bowl..

that's kind of ridiculous

JFreak said...

Patrick Chewing Suck is the name, hoops is the game.

El Padrino said...

Oden freak

but i can't find a match

JFreak said...

Sent you an offer already. I forget who it was I offered.

El Padrino said...

no way, he's on larry browns doghouse

El Padrino said...

and in it

JFreak said...

Sit on it.

JFreak said...

I thought Chandler played for New Orleans.

JFreak said...

Nap time.

Meiz said...

You thought wrong

ToddPacker said...

"i was looking at the standings and there's a good chance that BSU could end up 4th or 5th in the BCS standings and not get into a BCS bowl..

that's kind of ridiculous"

maybe BSU can make up some points in the BCS standing with their remaining strength of schedule

(s)

ToddPacker said...

"Nap time."

freak likes his naps... i'm jealous

Meiz said...

Naps are for the weak

Meiz said...

I'm rocking the Lions defense in a league this week.

Jugdish said...

Naps are for the weak


no way, naps are suite

El Padrino said...

sleep is the cousin of death

Meiz said...

Wisconsin pizza site. Just started.

Meiz said...

"sleep is the cousin of death"


^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"sleep is the cousin of death"

i thought taxes were death's cousin

El Padrino said...

no taxes are death

Keef said...

"He was also the first full time DH to win the award."

Paul Molitor disagrees, Shamford

Keef said...

"there was a basball game last night?"


I made it through 6 games w/o watching a single pitch

Meiz said...

"Paul Molitor disagrees, Shamford"


Oh burrrn

Jugdish said...

I made it through 6 games w/o watching a single pitch


and i made it through 6 games w/o slapping a single bitch


/mize

Keef said...

"its like if you're in a fantasy football auction draft and you have double the budget of everyone else...you should have the better team."


Payrolls don't matter


/LP

Keef said...

"well maybe now they will shut up for awhile, all the whining about not winning one in 10 years"



Whatever, Yankee fan

El Padrino said...

"Payrolls don't matter"

if they did they'd win every year

Jugdish said...

if they did they'd win every year


overrated arguement...they are in the running every year

Keef said...

"if they did they'd win every year"


ratarded.

ToddPacker said...

"ratarded."

did everyone see meiz's "link" from LoVad... very funny

Keef said...

"overrated arguement...they are in the running every year"


The Mess could learn a thing or two

Keef said...

I should check my FNBA team. I have no idear who I have

Meiz said...

"did everyone see meiz's "link" from LoVad... very funny"


I advice you all to check it out.

Keef said...

Jesus, my team is the suck

Keef said...

"I advice you all to check it out."

toot

Meiz said...

And?

El Padrino said...

"ratarded."

no really

"overrated arguement...they are in the running every year"

it's like saying i make the best pizza because i buy the most expensive cheese, yet i lose 10 years in a row to people who make better pizza

they have the resoruces to compete every year no doubt and it works to thier benefit most of the time

i never said it doesnt matter

Keef said...

"i never said it doesnt matter"


El Padrino said...
"Payrolls don't matter"

if they did they'd win every year

ToddPacker said...

"Payrolls don't matter"


didn't keith say that with an /lp

El Padrino said...

there is some context missing

ToddPacker said...

meeting time.... yankees suck

El Padrino said...

at the lov picnic when we play football i am gouging keef's eyes

Keef said...

"didn't keith say that with an /lp"

Yeah I did. And he said that if they did matter the Yankees would win every year. So he said they don't matter

Keef said...

"at the lov picnic when we play football i am gouging keef's eyes"

Just watch your kidneys

Jugdish said...

i think he meant thighs

Keef said...

As long as he didn't mean dong

Jugdish said...

he thought dong

Keef said...

He's like those Arby's commercials, but instead of the Arby's hat above his head, there is a dong

Jugdish said...

2009 payroll, top 2:

N.Y. Yankees $201,449,289
New York Mets 135,773,988

Keef said...

One of these things is not like the other

El Padrino said...

and

Keef said...

That's almost $1mil per loss for the Mess

Meiz said...

I don't wanna play football unless I get to QB

Jugdish said...

I don't wanna play football unless I get to QB


then i get to be center!

/deluxe

Keef said...

sick fuck

Keef said...

but hilarity

Meiz said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

But you're getting backhanded in the nuts for it, anyway.

Isiah Thompson said...

i think he meant thighs

hilarity

El Padrino said...

a bangkok

tem said...

Matsui won the MVP with like 10 at bats?

Isiah Thompson said...

Matsui won the MVP with like 10 at bats?

with the exchange rate though it's more like 17

El Padrino said...

13 i think

El Padrino said...

deadwood

tem said...

i should have won the MVP

tem said...

wood??

/LP

Keef said...

"as the weather gets colder, let's see how that offense holds up."


1. They play in a dome

2. The only cold weather road game they have left is @ Washington

3. Shamford

Keef said...

i should have won the teMVP



*fized

tem said...

i always win the teMVP

tem said...

except when i don't

Isiah Thompson said...

"When I become an All-Star in the NBA, when I become a great player in the NBA, then I'll try football. One of my dreams has always been to play football. "
--Big Baby Davis


there is something special in this guy's future and I don't mean NFL career.

He's my 8th round sleeper pick in the death pool.

Keef said...

"I advice you all to check it out."


You can ride shotgun down to hell w/ me

Meiz said...

"You can ride shotgun down to hell w/ me"


I'd be honored

blue said...

my two favorite hdh saying i've recieved in emails today


"crises diverted"

and "mute point"

awesome

Jugdish said...

"You can ride shotgun down to hell w/ me"



you can be my wingman anytime.


/tp

blue said...

crisis diverted is going to be my new saying

blue said...

"maybe BSU can make up some points in the BCS standing with their remaining strength of schedule"


they have the best quality win to date...suck it hatr

Keef said...

They won against the only quality opponent they've had


*fized

El Padrino said...

iowa winning out would be interesting

El Padrino said...

road wins they would have >>>>>
anything boise has done this year

blue said...

nope,

they have the best quality win to date.

no doubt they could beat purdue

El Padrino said...

blue the vandals are 7-2?

blue said...

"road wins they would have >>>>>
anything boise has done this year"


nope

they play in a conference the equivalent of the WAC

blue said...

"blue the vandals are 7-2?"

yessir...top 35 team

Keef said...

"they have the best quality win to date."

Yes. And they haven't played anyone else, either


"no doubt they could beat purdue"

Oh no, it stings

(s)

El Padrino said...

"nope

they play in a conference the equivalent of the WAC"


says you

Keef said...

Iowa barely beat some shit teams

blue said...

not saying that Boise should be national champions, but they can only play the games that are on their schedule.

it's not like the Pac-10 called and asked them to join and they said..."nah, we like playing in the WAC"

blue said...

"Yes. And they haven't played anyone else, either"

so?

Isiah Thompson said...

just found out one of my former bosses passed away.

he was a good dood*


RIP

ToddPacker said...

"they have the best quality win to date...suck it hatr"

UF's win @ LSU was quality... plus i like BSU, i wasn't hating. it's not their fault that no one wants to play them... it's not their fault... it's not their fault

Keef said...

"it's not like the Pac-10 called and asked them to join and they said..."nah, we like playing in the WAC""



Pac-10 already has 10 teams. It would be dumb to add an 11th team to a league that has 10 in the title

kodiac said...

Great Whitlock article this week

-finally, someone is giving Favre the attention and respect he deserves (s)

Jugdish said...

Pac-10 already has 10 teams. It would be dumb to add an 11th team to a league that has 10 in the title


on the flip side, that is more poon for pac10poon


/blue

Keef said...

Road win in the SEC >>>>> than everything

blue said...

"UF's win @ LSU was quality"

yep, 2nd best quality win

and when they beat Alabamer in the SEC chumpionship game, that will become #1

kodiac said...

iowa winning out would be interesting

I just hope Minni gets a chance to play spoiler

blue said...

AJA, if Boise State and Oregon played today, i think OU beats them by about 3 TDS

blue said...

I don't think Iower beates tOSU

Cincy won't run the table either

TCU probably will because Utar sucks, and who has TCU beaten...that's the real problem I have.

TCU shouldn't be ranked higher than BSU....

kodiac said...

didn't TCU destroy a decent BYU team on the road?

Keef said...

TCU has kilt everyone except Clemson

Keef said...

and air force I guess

blue said...

BYU sucks

kodiac said...

BYU sucks

better than anyone Iowa has beaten, except maybe Penn State

blue said...

although at the beginning of the year, i picked TCU to be the BCS spoiler this year.

they have a good team, really good team, but they've played a shitty schedule too

Keef said...

Plus, TCU's QB's name is Dalton

Keef said...

The Vandals will beat Boise and this will all be a mute point

blue said...

BSU is going to run into the same argument again next year.

they play VA Tech at FredEx field, and the other tOSU...not a real imposing schedule

Keef said...

boise isn't even in 1st place in their conference

ToddPacker said...

"BYU sucks"

FSU beat up BYU

Keef said...

at least 1 undefeated team will lose this weekend

El Padrino said...

RIP Carmine chef dude

Keef said...

what a hero

Keef said...

Child alive, found under bed

Keef said...

Goddman. She could contend for a WS with that money

Meiz said...

I might have to test out a new fishin' hole today

Jugdish said...

you might not

blue said...

"I might have to test out a new fishin' hole today"

how does that work? In case you don't understand how fishing works, you have to drill holes in the ice

blue said...

how could you return that then

blue said...

kardashian's new line of work

Meiz said...

"how does that work? In case you don't understand how fishing works, you have to drill holes in the ice"


Not unfunny.




No ice yet.

H said...

Wow lots of Shamford from H today.

Re: Matsui DH thing. I was going by what the dude on Fox said. I should have known better.

Re: Saints. I know they play in a dome. I didn't look at their schedule though. I assumed they'd have more than 1 cold weather road game left.

Keef said...

and we all know what assuming leads to

Keef said...

Rome is playing the 911 call of the lady who called 911 on herself

Keef said...

lady: I want to report a person driving drunk

911 operator: Are you behind them?

lady: I am them

911 operator: You am them?

blue said...

"Sasha Vujacic is dating Maria Sharapova"

bullocks

blue said...

disgusting

Keef said...

Sharapova is gross


/mize

Keef said...

these 911 calls that rome is playing are hilarity

Keef said...

Do you want us to come over and shoot em?

Keef said...

nerve heard that one before. Hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

she are the manager

H said...

"Do you want us to come over and shoot em?"

Dude got fired for that one. I thought it was hilarity.

Keef said...

yeah that was funny too

blue said...

people that call 911 make me laugh

blue said...

freedom of information act kicks ass


thanks terrorists

H said...

Did he play the one where the chick called 911 because McDonald's ran out of nuggets.

Keef said...

"Dude got fired for that one. I thought it was hilarity."

Yeah that was awsome*. The lady's response was funny too

Keef said...

"Did he play the one where the chick called 911 because McDonald's ran out of nuggets."


No

blue said...

your mom calls 911 for nuggets

blue said...

and they're "mc"nuggets

get it strate

blue said...

they've got the golden arches...we've got the golden arcs

blue said...

they've served over a billion customers...we've served customers

blue said...

they have the big mac, we have the big mc (mick).

Beth said...

"how does that work? In case you don't understand how fishing works, you have to drill holes in the ice"

Nicely done blue.

blue said...

""We've had criticisms from people outside the building saying who Dan Snyder is and who he isn't," Blache said. "They don't know Dan Snyder and that's the problem. Trust me because he and I, we work together."

so in other words, Dan Snyder told me to tell everyone he's a good guy, and since he signs my checks and i'd like to keep getting those checks, i am telling you how great he is.

El Padrino said...

cmep : can i get the xmas bathroom stuff at Kohls later

me : would you cut it out already!

cmep : so yes, ::unrecognizable celebratory yelp::

me : ::fake gun to head::

El Padrino said...

happy birthday to the GROUND!!!!!!

blue said...

way to go ground

Isiah Thompson said...

me : would you cut it out already!

cmep : so yes, ::unrecognizable celebratory yelp::

me : ::fake gun to head::

cmep : I'll get the decorative step-stool for you - for the bathroom sink.


*fized

blue said...

lp pisses in the sink?

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

man this aint my dad

this is a cellphone

El Padrino said...

i threw it on the ground!!!!!

ToddPacker said...

"at least 1 undefeated team will lose this weekend"

'bama

El Padrino said...

cincy

lock it up

ToddPacker said...

"Do you want us to come over and shoot em?"

classic

El Padrino said...

uconn story, national tv
in honor of player who got kilt

it's science

this is what sports is, it's marshall getting the first W

ToddPacker said...

did rome play the one where OJ's daughter called 911?

ToddPacker said...

"uconn story, national tv
in honor of player who got kilt

it's science"

haven't they already lost games since the dude was kilt

El Padrino said...

"haven't they already lost games since the dude was kilt"

yes but they haven't played an undefeated team yet, the higher the stakes the bigger the story

it's fate, it's a disney movie

Isiah Thompson said...

sounds like there are some Cho's loose in Ft. Hood, TX.

Isiah Thompson said...

uconn story, national tv
in honor of player who got kilt

it's science

this is what sports is, it's marshall getting the first W

1st game back was at WVU, I think a dood returned the opening kick for a TD.

they played at home vs Louisville last week, took the lead with like 30 seconds left, then gave up a really long TD with 15 or so secs left.

ToddPacker said...

no top chef last night? i wanted a break from the game only to find no top chef on the dvr

El Padrino said...

"they played at home vs Louisville last week, took the lead with like 30 seconds left, then gave up a really long TD with 15 or so secs left."

rutgers

El Padrino said...

no tp they had some reunion from other TC's in the past

kodiac said...

they had the reunion dinner last night; it was so-so at best...but it was kind of cool to see some of the past contestants again

Keef said...

"did rome play the one where OJ's daughter called 911?"

no

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