Monday, November 16, 2009

Everything's coming up roses

tOSU earns the opportunity to get smoked by the Ducks in the Rose Bowl. Even though they won on Saturday, it was painful to watch because the vest has zero confidence in Pryor. 4th quarter, 3rd and long? Let's run it. He did that on numerous occasions. I mean, I don't blame him because Pryor throws like he's a left-handed person trying to throw right-handed. But put him in shotgun and let him run out of that formation rather than just handing it off. They don't even need WRs on that team. But I'm glad they're going to the Rose Bowl. It's been like 13 years since the last time they went. But now it's Michigan week, and even though tOSU is Big T(elev)en champs, they can't lose to an awful UM team.

Did anyone see that USC/Stansbury* game? Omigod. USC was behind a woodshed or something. Them white boyz whooped up on 'em. That was pretty fun to watch.

Bangles* win a close game in Pittsburgh on Sunday. Keeping the Stillers without a TD was pretty impressive. And winning even though Benson went out in the first quarter was also impressive. And the fact that they won even though LP picked them is probably the most impressive. They're gonna go to the Super Bowl. jinx

Apparently O:FB is alive and well. I turnt off the Colts/Pats game at halftime and fell asleep. I read the comments from last night and I guess the hoodie made a stupid 4th down call. Good for him. He knows how awesome O:FB is, too.

We went out for a friend's birthday on Saturday night and csil was a drunk mess. She spent the whole dinner acting like her bf was going to propose to her that night. And even though we were there for someone else's birthday, csil couldn't let the spotlight off of her for more than 2.4 seconds. Drives me fucking insane.

I think that's all. I don't want to write anymore.

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Jugdish said...

We went out for a friend's birthday on Saturday night and csil was a drunk mess. Luckily they sat in my section, so I was able to wait on them.



fiz

Beth said...

Good fiz.

H said...

Still grumbling...

Beth said...

I hope you're not expecting any sympathy from LOV H.

El Padrino said...

the hooded GENIUS!!!

Keef said...

I hate the Colts, but goddman I love seeing Boston teams lose

Jugdish said...

the hooded GENIUS!!!


i don't think his sweatshirt had a hood on it yesterday...that might have been the problem.

Jugdish said...

the hooded GENIUS!!!


he should wear a helmet instead.

/steve

Jugdish said...

I hope you're not expecting any sympathy from LOV H.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

MJD apologizing to fantasy team owners about downing it at the 1 is hilarity

Jugdish said...

MJD apologizing to fantasy team owners about downing it at the 1 is hilarity


his fantasy team was probably playing someone that had him on their fantasy team.

IN YOU FACE!

Keef said...

jug is up early on his day off

Jugdish said...

im not off today. i won't start having every monday off until late december

Keef said...

big game tonight

El Padrino said...

chuckle

El Padrino said...

i dont hate the colts but love seeing boston teams lose

bluetard said...

godman futhermuck

bleutard said...

bad weekend for bluetard's teams

bleutard said...

fuck, i can't even type bleu right

bleutard said...

to top it off, bleutard forgot to make any NFL picks this week

tem said...

so did csil get proposed to? is it even imminent or is she just being extra c?

El Padrino said...

Why didnt they let Addai score? Another genius move, they would have had 43 seconds to get down within FG range. Addai was trying too, got tackled on the 1. Then Manning huddled to burn clock.

So not only did Belichek screw up the field positon with that dumb as shit 4 and 2 call but he also had no timeouts and should have let Addai score there.

Also the playcall was silly. Faulk should have run a 4 yard in and the WR a 2 yards slant.

H said...

Nope. Not looking for sympathy. It was a dumb call.

El Padrino said...

BLUE WFT

El Padrino said...

they are who we thought they were?

tem said...

"to top it off, bleutard forgot to make any NFL picks this week"

i think tem got 1 game right this week.

tem said...

seriously, money can be made picking opposite of my nfl picks

Jugdish said...

So not only did Belichek screw up the field positon with that dumb as shit 4 and 2 call but he also had no timeouts and should have let Addai score there.


i don't have a problem with them tackling addai...they are a defense, trying to stop someone from scoring is what they do. hindsight is one thing, but didn't addai break a big run there?

H said...

They still have a better record than the G-men, no?

El Padrino said...

"Nope. Not looking for sympathy. It was a dumb call."

3 dumb calls

H said...

Of course, I'd be more embarrassed if my team lost to the redskins...

El Padrino said...

"They still have a better record than the G-men, no?"


18-1

El Padrino said...

"but didn't addai break a big run there?"

14 yarder i think
you have to tell your defense if the back breaks one let him in

it's science jug

Jugdish said...

you have to tell your defense if the back breaks one let him in



or they can try to tackle and strip the ball


also science

bleutard said...

i'm going to pretend that if Orton doesn't get hurt, the broncos beat the skins.

that's my story

H said...

if it wasn't for that play, Laurence Maroney would be the goat today... and I DO NOT mean greatest of all time.

bleutard said...

he is pretty awesome

Jugdish said...

if it wasn't for that play, Laurence Maroney would be the goat today...


he should be the goat today

El Padrino said...

or they can try to tackle and strip the ball and lose

*fixed

El Padrino said...

bears / iggles flexed to sunday night jug

Jugdish said...

or they can try to tackle and strip the ball and lose


im just saying that of all the things that the pats need to go back and look at from that game...letting Maroney score is probably last on the list

H said...

and I maintain that the pass interference call on the previous drive was bullshit. And that is not me being a homer. Both guys have a right to make a play on the ball. Bodden was looking at the ball the whole time. Collie slowed up because the ball was behind him. They collided. Incidental contact thus there should have been no flag.

Jugdish said...

bears / iggles flexed to sunday night jug



i know...bears have played like shit on prime time this year too.

Jugdish said...

rev bat signal


3 day bet on eagles/bears game? Y! line

Jugdish said...

you can't interfere with the receiver H. that is cheating and will not be tolerated

H said...

At least I'm here taking my medicine like a man...

El Padrino said...

"letting Maroney score is probably last on the list"

Addai jugford

bleutard said...

where else would you be?

H said...

It wasn't interference Jug.

El Padrino said...

giants had a great day

dallas loss, philly loss

Jugdish said...

It wasn't interference Jug.


you should be more worried on maroney fumbling at the goal line then a call by the officials. can't leave points on the field like that.

right jay cutler?

El Padrino said...

jay cutler agrees

El Padrino said...

"Although the automaker reported a $1.2 billion loss, GM said results have improved enough that it can start early repayment of loans to U.S. Treasury"

gubment couldnt run umbrella stand in seattle let alone GM

El Padrino said...

"GM received $6.7 billion in loans from the U.S. Treasury as part of its bankruptcy proceedings, along with help from Canada and Ontario. But this is only a fraction of the $50 billion in help GM received from U.S. taxpayers since the end of 2008."


should have just let them die

bleutard said...

just like the banks, kill'em all

H said...

I am worried about that, Yug*. They need to cut Maroney loose. Unfortunately, no one to replace him.

El Padrino said...

"just like the banks, kill'em all"

banks are a different animal and they didnt require nearly as much aid as fucking GM

i heard some analysts call gm the cinder block tied around the ankles of america

El Padrino said...

H, maroney was your best back the past couple of weeks

Keef said...

"so did csil get proposed to? is it even imminent or is she just being extra c?"


No. I don't know if it's imminent. She was just hammered and there were a bunch of married folk that we had dinner with and she hates that she's not part of that group

H said...

"H, maroney was your best back the past couple of weeks"

Granted, but NFL history is rife with examples of players who have had a few good games sprinkled in amongst an otherwise mediocre or disappointing career.

Keef said...

If Cleveland wins (AHIK*), I win the survival pick 'em, part deux

bleutard said...

why do you hang out with this chick?

Keef said...

Your face is rife

bleutard said...

wtf is a rife?

bleutard said...

and where are the ggw pictures

Keef said...

If Cleveland wins (AHIK*), LP wins the loser's lounge

El Padrino said...

"A mother of two was set on fire in the doorway of her Long Island City apartment yesterday morning by her estranged boyfriend and father of one of the children. Neighbors in the woman's Queensbridge Houses building say the woman had previously thrown the suspect, 25-year-old Kehman Clark, out of the home. He returned to visit yesterday morning, but stormed off after a domestic dispute, only to return with a can of gasoline."


Bold strategy.

Keef said...

Hilarity

H said...

Rife:

1.

of common or frequent occurrence; prevalent; in widespread existence, activity, or use: Crime is rife in the slum areas of our cities.

2.

current in speech or report: Rumors are rife that the government is in financial difficulty.

3.

abundant, plentiful, or numerous.

4.

abounding (usually fol. by with).

El Padrino said...

"Former New Jew Governor Jim McGreevy — who resigned from office in 2004 after a homosexual affair — is training to become an Episcopal priest. Take it away, New York Post:


"'Gay American' Jim McGreevey is spending his Sunday mornings with a new man — Jesus."

The post is awesome.

bleutard said...

so rife >than d-....got it


and where are the ggw pictures

Jugdish said...

h reads the dictionary whilst taking dumps

Keef said...

> than or < than always makes me aitch

bleutard said...

holder outer

ToddPacker said...

very tired... almost no sleep over the weekend. i wish tps would go away

H said...

Waiting on the CD with the GGW pics.

ToddPacker said...

"Waiting on the CD with the GGW pics"

sounds like blue NEEDS those pics

El Padrino said...

obama bowing down to the japanese emperor, what a bitch

El Padrino said...

our president should bow to NO ONE

Jugdish said...

sounds like blue NEEDS those pics


i do too!

H said...

TP needs some prune juice.

Beth said...

sounds like blue NEEDS those pics so he can post them on PTP and pretend they are Pac Ten girls.

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

i met verne lunquist and gary danielson in a restaurant after the game. verne is very fat. verne was eating steak and drinking wine. when he was done eating i asked him if he put hot sauce on his steak and he said "sometimes, but not today" (ns)... my friends gave me a serious ::hot sauce:: look for asking him that question

Keef said...

"very tired... almost no sleep over the weekend. i wish tps would go away"

Hotel couch must be uncomfortable

ToddPacker said...

"TP needs some prune juice."

no

tem said...

verne likes just an ounce.

Keef said...

"when he was done eating i asked him if he put hot sauce on his steak and he said "sometimes, but not today" (ns)... my friends gave me a serious ::hot sauce:: look for asking him that question"


Fantastic

isiah thompson said...

my friends gave me a serious ::hot sauce:: look for asking him that question


you should have followed it up with this question to Danielson:

"hey gar*, have you heard of ROMANCE! Look it up!"

I salute you old timer.

ToddPacker said...

"Hotel couch must be uncomfortable"

went to bed at 5AM on saturday morning and woke up at 8am to tailgate

when to bed at 4 am on the train sunday moring and got up at 8am... tough to sleep on a train

Jugdish said...

when to bed at 4 am on the train sunday moring and got up at 8am... tough to sleep on a train


i know i couldn't

Keef said...

"tough to sleep on a train"


You don't know the half of it

/beth

ToddPacker said...

"you should have followed it up with this question to Danielson:"

i was going to ask if they were drinking franzia and if so i know a guy in AZ that could hook them up, but they wanted nothing to do with drunk UF fans anymore and some producer/director type guy asked if we would leave them alone

Steve said...

"our president should bow to NO ONE"

a bow over there doesn't mean the same thing as a bow over here.

it's more like a handshake.

Jugdish said...

You don't know the half of it

/beth


hilarity

bleutard said...

don't fuck with verne, he works hard for the money

bleutard said...

i think he lives around here somewhere (ns).

or at least that's what i heard once

ToddPacker said...

train was 30% drunk uf fans and 70% people who might have been at the superdome after katrina... we were calling it the fema train

El Padrino said...

"sometimes, but not today"

me and verne are like two peas in a pod

isiah thompson said...

"sometimes, but not today"

DOUBLE DRAGON!

/ep

Keef said...

In broadcasting circles, Lundquist is affectionately known as "The Golden Throat."

ToddPacker said...

on the ride up we got booted out of the coach section at midnight for making too much noise... they opened up the dining car and asked us to move there

Keef said...

I didn't know the coaches rode the train

ToddPacker said...

"In broadcasting circles, Lundquist is affectionately known as "The Golden Throat."

yikes

Beth said...

"In broadcasting circles, Lundquist is affectionately known as "The Golden Throat."

I'm suing for copyright infringement.

s

ToddPacker said...

"I didn't know the coaches rode the train"

funny

ToddPacker said...

i had a sleeping car for the way back, but it was tough to sleep... very small uncomfortable bed

isiah thompson said...

Breaking news...

The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to hear the Redskins' naming case.



IN YOU FACE! ::hot sauce::

isiah thompson said...

i had a sleeping car for the way back, but it was tough to sleep... very small uncomfortable bed


sounds comfy to me

/ep

Jugdish said...

i had a sleeping car for the way back, but it was tough to sleep... very small uncomfortable bed


those beds are actually pretty big


/ep

isiah thompson said...

and I tolt y'all SC would lose 3 games

isiah thompson said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Jugdish said...

small bed i2i

El Padrino said...

good call zeke

El Padrino said...

what even more funny about the steak/verne story is i'm fittin' to post my dinner last night and it was a filet, with no hot sauce

isiah thompson said...

collitch* fooyball* just seems bad this season.

who's the heisman frontrunner?

who's going to lose to the bama/fla winner in the bcs title game?

isiah thompson said...

what even more funny about the steak/verne story is i'm fittin' to post my dinner last night and it was a petite filet, with no hot sauce


*fized

Jugdish said...

who's going to lose to the bama/fla winner in the bcs title game?


texas

ToddPacker said...

we had 2 people per room for the ride back... when my friend and i opened the door to the sleeping cart we laughed for 10 minutes straight... it was unbelievably small.. the bathroom/shower was smaller than a porta-potty

ToddPacker said...

"collitch* fooyball* just seems bad this season."

i agree zeke

El Padrino said...

"who's going to lose to the bama/fla winner in the bcs title game?"

tcu, if in the title game (AHIK), will win it

El Padrino said...

nerve been on a train like that (amtrak or whatever they are called)

El Padrino said...

i heard the guidoest song of all time sat night whilst out

went like this:

over a techno beat
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
THEY NEED THE SHOTS TO SUCK OUR COCKS

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

for like two minutes
and some of the guidos had a fist pump going

twas hilarity

ToddPacker said...

gamecock fans are a bitter group. things i heard at the stadium:

spurrier sucks. he's the worst ncaa coach

spurrier is cheating. he really wants uf to win

garcia is terrible

con-cus-sion chant after tesus was hit

roll tide

go 'bama

have fun wasting your money in atlanta

over-rated chant

this is home of the cocks, go home gaytors

i hope we break tebow's leg today (old lady said this one to me)

El Padrino said...

apparentely that song is a rap song by lmfao and here is the video feat. lil john

Jugdish said...

i hope we break tebow's leg today (old lady said this one to me)


you shoulda popped her in the jaw

/mize

El Padrino said...

tp were you sitting in the UF section, like only one towards the corner of the north endzone

bleutard said...

Florida hasn't been all that impressive. but they keep winning


college FB has super sucked this year...and yet there could be 5 teams undefeated going into bowl games this year.

BAMA
Tejas
Cincy
TCU
BSU

Although I think Cincy maybe loses to Pitt.

Keef said...

"I'm suing for copyright infringement.

s"



I thought you were affectionately known as "The Ivory Throat"

Jugdish said...

I thought you were affectionately known as "The Ivory Throat"


she is like Apollo Creed with nicknames

I need to lose weight said...

"She spent the whole dinner acting like her bf was going to propose to her that night."


Haven't they only been dating for < a year?

ToddPacker said...

"tp were you sitting in the UF section, like only one towards the corner of the north endzone"

we were in the south endzone (close to the top) right on the edge of the uf section

ToddPacker said...

"BAMA
Tejas"

they both can't be undefeated heading to bowl season

Keef said...

people talkin 'bout Stanford running up the score against USC. They just ran the ball in the 4th quarter and USC couldn't stop it. I don't think it was running it up

bleutard said...

stanford went for 2 up by 30

ToddPacker said...

"we were in the south endzone (close to the top) right on the edge of the uf section"

there were two uf sections

bleutard said...

"they both can't be undefeated heading to bowl season"

i'll just pretend you didn't say that

Keef said...

"Haven't they only been dating for < a year?"

For this go around, yeah. This is like their 3rd go around.

Keef said...

""BAMA
Tejas"

they both can't be undefeated heading to bowl season"



Why not?

tem said...

everyone gets a go round with csil.

Keef said...

"stanford went for 2 up by 30"


Ah, didn't see that

bleutard said...

"everyone gets a go round with csil"

mine was not that memorable

ToddPacker said...

"Why not?"

i read "Tejas" as "tesus"... my bad

isiah thompson said...

people talkin 'bout Stanford running up the score against USC. They just ran the ball in the 4th quarter and USC couldn't stop it. I don't think it was running it up


SC has been running up the score on teams for years, funny that they're crying about it now.

bleutard said...

i'm was just having some fun

Keef said...

"SC has been running up the score on teams for years, funny that they're crying about it now."


Kinda like the Pats fans complaining about the officiating

We want Spurrier back! said...

pencil eraser nipples

tem said...

WVU and Tampa Bay got jobbed by officials this week.

fucking officials.

bleutard said...

that chick is smokin

isiah thompson said...

pencil eraser nipples


peeped game on those last night


if you had a trip and fall into those nips you'd lose an eyeball.

bleutard said...

WVU pist me off

only chance that Boise State gets an at-large BCS bid now is if Pitt loses to Cincy

if Pitt wins, probably both still get a bid

that's how weak the rest of the teams sound. most are predicting iower as a BCS at-large

bleutard said...

"if you had a trip and fall into those nips you'd lose an eyeball."

she used ice cubes...it was cold that day...etc, etc


i'd still like to suck on them

Keef said...

note to self...

Beth said...

Spiff, didn't you pay off your bet days ago?

I need to lose weight said...

"collitch* fooyball* just seems bad this season."


College football is awful. Just like college basketball, and your faces.

I need to lose weight said...

Captain Jack getting traded

We want Spurrier back! said...

"Captain Jack getting traded"

suite, where

El Padrino said...

captain jack will get you high tonight

isiah thompson said...

charlotte

Spaceman Spiff said...

larry brown and him will be like this

*crossing fingers*

I need to lose weight said...

"captain jack will get you high tonight"


Love that song

bleutard said...

who is captain jack?

I need to lose weight said...

Bruce was electric

I need to lose weight said...

"who is captain jack?"

Sparrow

I need to lose weight said...

Stephen Jackson

bleutard said...

nm

I need to lose weight said...

The League is pretty hilarity. ISAS

El Padrino said...

CHAVEZ ASKS CUBANS TO 'BOMB CLOUDS' AMID DROUGHT


he's so crazy

isiah thompson said...

The League


::just an ounce::

I need to lose weight said...

I need a haircut

I need to lose weight said...

::just an ounce::


Sitcom on FX. Centers around a group of dudes and their FNFL

El Padrino said...

yo i haven't had taco bell in like 2 or 3 years (that's really ns) but yesterday i was nursing a hangover and chose that for my first meal of the day at around 2pm, EST, man was it phenominal

had the gorditas (2), a soft chicken taco and the cinnamon twists

El Padrino said...

my only complaint is they need more meat



(twss)

El Padrino said...

when will obama stop sucking up to other world leaders?

Spaceman Spiff said...

shoulda got the gordita crunch

El Padrino said...

looks like a clown man, embarassing

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a fan of TBs chicken

El Padrino said...

"shoulda got the gordita crunch"

i did, soft chessy thing wift* a hard shell taco inside

fucking great

Keef said...

"soft chessy thing "



It's how he says it in real life

Keef said...

I hope ND wins their last 2 games so Weis keeps his yob*

isiah thompson said...

when will obama stop sucking up to other world leaders?


when the polls tell him to

Keef said...

He sucks them every time

I need to lose weight said...

LP doesn't care for being respectful.


I'd treat you like a bitch that raised up.


/deke

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak did you watch the game on your new TV

I need to lose weight said...

Isn't 28 a little old to be getting hickeys?

I vote a resounding YES

Keef said...

I would vote that 18 is too old for that

isiah thompson said...

Isn't 28 a little old to be getting hickeys?



that's why I have a strict "no kissing" policy

/beff*

bleutard said...

who is still getting hickeys?

Keef said...

"who is still getting hickeys?"

the hook gave mize one at the concert last night

tem said...

"that's how weak the rest of the teams sound. most are predicting iower as a BCS at-large"

i think boise has a decent shot at an at large bid.

I need to lose weight said...

"who is still getting hickeys?"


My buddy strolls into the bar on Saturday with his 21 year old gf, and has a giant muffler burn on his neck. We were all so embarrassed for him.

I need to lose weight said...

"the hook gave mize one at the concert last night"


No, he's the catcher.

tem said...

"Isn't 28 a little old to be getting hickeys? "

yeah but it is hilarious when i chick shows up to work with one.

tem said...

mize went to a concert with a hooker?

I need to lose weight said...

"mize went to a concert with a hooker?"


I can't afford 3+ hours with a hooker. That's crazy talk.

tem said...

maybe someone boat it for you.

I need to lose weight said...

Bruce took a few requests last night. It was suite.

tem said...

you never know when your friends are going to up and boat you a hooker.

then you can stop with all the parking pool.

isiah thompson said...

Bruce took a few requests last night. It was suite.


suite, deke is boyz with Bruce now.

I need to lose weight said...

"maybe someone boat it for you."


Obama

tem said...

did you request that he play hang on sloopy?

bands playing in ohio always get that request.

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