Friday, November 27, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Overall 33-35-2
Situation ($1050)
Last Week 1-4

Making a east coast team travel to Denver on a short week is gay. With that said the Giants are barely a playoff team right now so what difference does it make. The offensive line that has been together the longest in the league really blows right now and the defensive coordinator is a dirty tampon. Moving on Brian Dawkins is still an incredible football player what the fuck was Philly thinking.

Miami - 3 over Buffalo ($250) because they are two hundred and fifty dollars better than the Bills.

Seattle only a 3 point favorite against a St Loo team that is featuring Kyle Boller at QB and a banged up Stephen Jackson. Give me the Hawks. ($150)

Indy -3.5 over Houston ($100)

I might add more. Blac Friday is upon us, go out you sheep and buy discounted electronics.

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If only he was my QB said...

black fridays are suite


/steve

If only he was my QB said...

working on the day after Thanksgiving is the suck


IN YOU FACE jug!

Jugdish said...

better

blueshamed said...

no longer bleushamed...

but too lazy to change my name/pic

Jugdish said...

how did you like the mother fucking game?

/Josh McDaniels

Jugdish said...

did you have a bet with Lp?

blueshamed said...

i offered up a bet, but he had other mourning and now he's got the pig flu...

so i don't think he accepted

blueshamed said...

eli was shook

El Padrino said...

eli had no help

fixed

El Padrino said...

take illini -18.5 I'm adding it to my post for $100

El Padrino said...

as the games get bigger the scores get closer

cicny hasnt seen the juice yet

Meiz said...

I'm fucking here

Meiz said...

I'm ice grilling everybody that comes into this store today

Jugdish said...

im about to get off work. just cracked a beer and heading to BW2 very shortly

Jugdish said...

headline: Can Jordan lure LeBron to Bobcats?


please stop

Jugdish said...

im about to get off work. just cracked a beer and heading to BW2 very shortly


IN YOU FACE mize!


wadr

Jugdish said...

fixed

Meiz said...

"im about to get off work. just cracked a beer and heading to BW2 very shortly"


Go fuck yourself.


WNDR

Meiz said...

Have I ever mentioned the strength of my rap? No? Well, it ain't weak.

Meiz said...

Fuck. Work.

Meiz said...

Somebody's in town this weekend. Good times will be had.

Deluxe said...

A to the Muthafuckin' K Homeboy.

Deluxe said...

time to eat some leftovers and maybe take a naportunity.

Meiz said...

Your mother

Meiz said...

is a great fuck

Meiz said...

she tossed my salad the other week.

blueshamed said...

you like that?

Meiz said...

I said nothing about liking it.

Meiz said...

I'm set up for a totally decent weekend. Suite.

Keef said...

"take illini -18.5 I'm adding it to my post for $100"



I don't think the Illini are favored

Keef said...

cmk is putting up the Xmas tree right now

Meiz said...

Wow

Meiz said...

Is it a palm tree?

Meiz said...

Tiger Woo

Keef said...

"Somebody's in town this weekend. Good times will be had."


gotta make sure you rub one out first

/LP

Keef said...

"Is it a palm tree?"


It's a cactus

Meiz said...

"It's a cactus"

suite

Meiz said...

Tired.

JFreak said...

Eat your own shorts, EP.

Meiz said...

Just had some authentico pizza. It was delicious.

tem said...

i tolt you the broncos would win.

go wvu football and basketball.

maybe kick some FGs earlier though coach "where are my matlock tapes?"

Meiz said...

Elin was beating up on Tiger.

El Padrino said...

tiger thing is hilarity

Meiz said...
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Meiz said...

Eracist was a double post

Keef said...

Golfing here this afternoon

Keef said...

haha, wrong link. That's where blue is golfing

Keef said...

This is where I'm golfing

El Padrino said...

golf in november is funny

Meiz said...

A few of my buddies are playing golf today. I don't see the humor in it. I want to go play, too.

Keef said...

We only have 3 playing, mize.

El Padrino said...

golf in < 50 degrees is funny

fixed

El Padrino said...

>

El Padrino said...

obviously meant illini +18

El Padrino said...

i win

Meiz said...

"We only have 3 playing, mize."


I'm working. Won't be able to make the flight

Meiz said...

"golf in < 50 degrees is funny"


That's because A) you suck at it and B) you don't like golf.

El Padrino said...

wft you doing golfing today anyway

aren't you supposed to be working?

isiah thompson said...

boy found alive, hiding in attic.

Keef said...

"wft you doing golfing today anyway

aren't you supposed to be working?"


Do I work on weekends now?

El Padrino said...

that was the keef works all the time joke

Meiz said...

I'm a pimp

Jugdish said...

i prefer mini golf


/Lp

isiah thompson said...

I'm a pimp


are you hiring?


/kize

Meiz said...

Can't wait to get home & start the drinking.

isiah thompson said...

Can't wait to get home & start the drinking.



this is why god made dust-off. work buzz.

/kodpiece

isiah thompson said...

the ol' ball coach just used clemson like toilet paper.

Meiz said...

"this is why god made dust-off. work buzz."

We don't have any

isiah thompson said...

I peeped game on Transformers 2 on blue ray and Meagan Fox has a permanent place in my top 5. I don't think she wore a bra during that movie. I salute you MF.

Meiz said...

Almost home time

JFreak said...

for meiz and keith

El Padrino said...

cbs you have to do better than KC/SD at 4pm est

you got to be kidding me, especially in a large market

El Padrino said...

steve smith has been sabotaging jake delhommies job all year

El Padrino said...

i mean cbs give me hou/indy at 1 and no game later

jesus h man i got no 4 o clock action

thank god for bert and the vikes on fox later

El Padrino said...

cbs you could have given me the fins ya know

El Padrino said...

this thursday night i think is the buffaro in toronto debacle

El Padrino said...

holy shit tw's monday nighter, i just remembered

gonna be hdh

El Padrino said...

couple og great collage games the past few days

boise game was hdh
alabama game was hdh
notre dame stanford game was hdh

El Padrino said...

i'm enjoying the Harbaugh Bros era

El Padrino said...

i hope somehow the skins upset the birds

El Padrino said...

lets go skins!!!!!

El Padrino said...

my appetite is back

feel like going on a spiff like run somewhere

El Padrino said...

beth i can pay you tw

keef i can pay you after

JFreak said...

"jesus h man i got no 4 o clock action

thank god for bert and the vikes on fox later"

Only one station has a doubleheader each week.

You should know this by now.

El Padrino said...

the panthers are seriously 75% run, 25% pass

El Padrino said...

oh indy down 14

texans always play them tough

El Padrino said...

i wish sage was still a texan so he can come in and helicopter the game away

El Padrino said...

dennis dixon is going to get housed tonight

El Padrino said...

wow, vegas adjusts well

Bal -9

El Padrino said...

thanks for practicing all week and then waking up with a sore twat kurt warner

i hope brenda gets breast cancer

faggot

El Padrino said...

and it's dumb i can pick up a qb right now, there are several that start at 4 i could use

freak your a terrible commish

JFreak said...

Try to do that EP.

JFreak said...

You will quickly find that you cannot.

JFreak said...

You're a goddman moron.

Meiz said...

I'm here

Jugdish said...

hi mize

El Padrino said...

I KNOW I CANT DO IT

THATs WHY YOU SUCK

El Padrino said...

the jets suck

El Padrino said...

kyle boller, hello

Meiz said...

Hi Jug

Meiz said...

I have spent the past 4 days incredibly drunk. Today is the 1st time I've turned my TV on since Tuesday. NS.

Meiz said...

Peyton fucking sucks right now.

El Padrino said...

way to go meiz

Meiz said...

Wednesday was HDH.

Thursday was HDH.

Friday was HDH.

Yesterday was HDH.

Today...Who knows?

Meiz said...

And that woman is fucking maddening.

Meiz said...

Follow me, El PaShamhoff

Meiz said...

Ricky's pick in the endzone was predictable. He's even said that he should never be throwing the ball.

El Padrino said...

what woman and whose ricky

Meiz said...

That woman, and Ricky Williams.

Meiz said...

I shoulda played Favre. I just knew it.

JFreak said...

That's literally the worst pass interference call I've ever seen. Wow, officials, just wow.

El Padrino said...

fucking ricky

Meiz said...

"fucking ricky"


He hates throwing the ball

JFreak said...

And there's a good PI call.

Way to rebound, refs.

El Padrino said...

freak, you in favor of firing weis?

Meiz said...

Remember when Sundays used to be an LOV NFL extravaganza?

Meiz said...

Fucking conflicting edits

Meiz said...

Peyton!

Meiz said...

One of my buddies might buy me COD:MW2 and a year of Live, just for shits & giggles.

El Padrino said...

you have some nice buddies

Jugdish said...

One of my buddies might buy me COD:MW2 and a year of Live, just for a blow yob

fiz

s

JFreak said...

"freak, you in favor of firing weis?"

I think he's a decent enough offensive guy. But a head coach that does not make.

ND either needs to hire an excellent d-coordinator or just start all over.

I know, that's not really an answer. Basically, unless it's a slam dunk coach (Meyer, Stoops, etc) I'd be reticent for them change coaches.

Meiz said...

you have some rich buddies*


Fized

El Padrino said...

etc is an awesome coach

Meiz said...

But yeah, I have great friends. I was an asshole for such a long time, and somehow never lost their loyalty. We talked it out last month. Something flipped a big switch, and we're all glad it happened.

El Padrino said...

i was thinkin of baking some xmas cookies, that's how fucking boring these football games are (if you are not getting the colt game)

Jugdish said...

Something flipped a big switch, and we're all glad it happened.


suite!

Meiz said...

"i was thinkin of baking some xmas cookies, that's how fucking boring these football games are (if you are not getting the colt game)"



Too soon

El Padrino said...

they can just be butter cookies

Meiz said...

"suite!"


For real


Like, they told me they'd make plans/have a party/do something suite, and someone would be like "Should we call Meiz?....Nahhhhh". It was bad. I made them sit down, and basically pants me. I love those motherfuckers.

El Padrino said...

i can't even watch this shit anymore, i'm going food network

Meiz said...

"they can just be butter cookies"


Men don't bake.

Meiz said...

"i can't even watch this shit anymore, i'm going food network"

Just checked the maps. Those are 2 BRUTAL games to be stuck with.

Meiz said...

I have a beef.

Everybody should have Admin status here. Not just 1 or 2 people. This is a Democracy.

ToddPacker said...

violent hangover today...

tailgate food yesterday:

chili
sausage and peepers
wings (using leftover turkey oil)

....and for some reason i started drinking jameson after about 10 beers.

ToddPacker said...

peepers is suite

ToddPacker said...

i need a nap

Meiz said...

Berrian or Maroney?

Meiz said...

"...and for some reason i started drinking jameson after about 10 beers."


ATTA BOY!

Meiz said...

A) Hangovers are for ladies


B) I wanna get couch drunk with TP some time.

ToddPacker said...

"I wanna get couch drunk with TP some time."

lov picnic

ToddPacker said...

"A) Hangovers are for ladies"

i think it's more of a food hangover than a booze hangover.... or maybe i have swine flu

ToddPacker said...

i'm lost on the tiger thing... did his old lady beat him up?

ToddPacker said...

right now i don't have a ticket for the sec championship game and cmtp is giving me shit about going... woe

El Padrino said...

REAL men CAN bake if they choose and i'm bored so i'm whipping up a crumb cake

sue me

El Padrino said...

i can't drink yet, if your wondering why i am bored

ToddPacker said...

"freak, you in favor of firing weis?"

chuck has to go... right?

El Padrino said...

looks like the swedish princess game him a couple of flying elbows after finding out he was fucking some slut tp

Meiz said...

"i'm lost on the tiger thing... did his old lady beat him up?"

Maybe.

He's not talking to the police(ns), and hired a lawyer because of all the rumors. Whole thing is WAAAAY overblown.

Meiz said...

Fuck you, Matt Stover.

El Padrino said...

jameson is just

ugh, just God DAMN!

had many jameson nights

ToddPacker said...

crumb cake sounds good

El Padrino said...

weis has to go

has to

Meiz said...

"REAL men CAN bake if they choose and i'm bored so i'm whipping up a crumb cake

sue me"


Baking is science

Cooking is art


I'm not a scientist

ToddPacker said...

sec fucked up the acc this weekend:

uga beat ga tech
uf beat fsu
usc beat clemson

Meiz said...

I HATE HATE HATE Jaymo. Hate that shit with with a passion.

ToddPacker said...

"I HATE HATE HATE Jaymo. Hate that shit with with a passion"

me too... and i'm payin for it today

Meiz said...

"sec fucked up the acc this weekend:

uga beat ga tech
uf beat fsu
usc beat clemson"


You say that like its actually an accomplishment. Its the fucking ACC. The double A of college football.

isiah thompson said...

I KNOW I CANT DO IT

THATs WHY YOU SUCK



infinity ^

ToddPacker said...

"You say that like its actually an accomplishment. Its the fucking ACC. The double A of college football."


yeah, i know the acc sucks...

ga tech was favored against uga
uf over fsu was no surprise
not sure about usc/clemson line

isiah thompson said...

One of my buddies might buy me COD:MW2 and a year of Live, just for shits & giggles.


do it, I'm gonna buy it and a live membership soon.


LOV League

isiah thompson said...

after FLA and Alabama the SEC is really average.

ToddPacker said...

uf beating mich state in hoops was suite

ToddPacker said...

"after FLA and Alabama the SEC is really average."

yeah... i thought lsu was better, but it looks like they are not "elite".... and uga is not as bad as their record. i'm glad uf didn't have to play auburn this year... they always struggle against them

isiah thompson said...

ATL was retarded to play Turner today and now he's hurt again.

isiah thompson said...

warner is out with old age.

isiah thompson said...

skins will find a way to lose this game by 2 td's.

ToddPacker said...

matt ryan going down is hurting my $$$ team

ToddPacker said...

"skins will find a way to lose this game by 2 td's."

i hope not

Meiz said...

"do it, I'm gonna buy it and a live membership soon."


1 major problem. I'm fucking awful at COD.

isiah thompson said...

getting good at COD is much easier than getting good at Madden. plus if you're not a gook you'll never be that good irregardless.

isiah thompson said...

Indy always ends up going ATM on Houston.

Meiz said...

true

Jugdish said...

houston sports talk radio should be entertaining tomorrow.

The Rev said...

skins will find a way to lose this game by 2 td's.


Are you actually watching it?

Because the Iggles aren't exactly showing me any reason why they would take it back.

isiah thompson said...

Dan Dierdork* has to be the worst announcer in the history of talking.

isiah thompson said...

Are you actually watching it?

Because the Iggles aren't exactly showing me any reason why they would take it back.

yes they have it out here today.

don't underestimate zorn and blacktard

isiah thompson said...

the falcons are straight up stealing paychecks at this point.

mike vick ain't walking through that door.

JFreak said...

"Dan Dierdork* has to be the worst announcer in the history of talking."

^^^^^

This.

isiah thompson said...

speaking of Mr. Rape Stand, didn't Snal* Pal say it would be a "heavy vick day today"?

how's that rape stand taste sal pal?

isiah thompson said...

Chris Redmon walked through that door.

isiah thompson said...

Redman

*fized

but he didn't bring m-e-t-h-o-d man with him

The Rev said...

don't underestimate zorn and blacktard


And don't underestimate Andy Reid.

We got two coaches capable of blowing this thing.

isiah thompson said...

matt slob* is SHOOK

The Rev said...

speaking of Mr. Rape Stand, didn't Snal* Pal say it would be a "heavy vick day today"?


Two Vick plays that I can remember. I don't think he has gained a total of over 10 yards.

isiah thompson said...

pulled out the k-mart christmas tree and got it up today, old bird perked up nice.

isiah thompson said...

houston has a bunch of panda dicks on defense....no heart.

The Rev said...

Oh, wait... make the three Vick plays.


And quite honestly, maybe the worst pass ever!

isiah thompson said...

where did betty cockerdrino* go?

isiah thompson said...

here it is, game is about to be over

Meiz said...

"where did betty cockerdrino* go?"


^^^

Meiz said...

Larry Frank got fired, BTW

The Rev said...

here it is, game is about to be over


You obviously haven't seen our red zone offense.

isiah thompson said...

the redskins can all go fuck goats.

The Rev said...

I got an idea, Zeke...

since we're both convinced our team will lose, let's bet on the last 7 minutes of the game.

You take my team, and I'll take yours.

Keef said...

"keef i can pay you after"

For what?

Keef said...

Giants playoff bet?

isiah thompson said...

block

Keef said...

bnew

isiah thompson said...

You take my team, and I'll take yours.



rev bets aren't feasible unless you're doing a month or it's a one hour to one week type ratio.

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