Friday, November 06, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide









Time to make mo money, mo money, mo money.


Overall : 21-25-2
Last Week : 4-2
Situation : $1000

College Plays ($100 each)


INDIANA +11 over Sconnies
WVU -21 over Louisville
Uconn +17 over CINCY
MICHIGAN -6 over Purdue


Pros


JVILLE -7 over Chiefs ($250)
M - J - D


Miami +11 over NEW ENGLAND ($150)
Miami is like the best losing team in the league. Eleven points for a team that is like 2nd in TOP is redonk as Mills would say. And taking a cue from Simmons, Sparano looks like he owns a deli in Bensonhurst.

Arizona +3 over CHICAGO
Gonna try the Cards on the road, they have been surprising as of late on the road and it may be a trend.

Houston +9 over INDY
Don't these two teams always have close games?


Just walked in, took me like 20 minutes to navigate through all the yankee convicts that have already lined up Broadway. It's like 20 people deep already, expect like 3 million people which is like 1% of the total population. I hope spiff is there to see the animals.



Dez Bryant to enter draft, despite not playing because the NCAA = Germany during Nazi occupation, he'll still be a #1. He's talented as they say.

Lincecum smokes weed? No way. Never saw that coming.

NOW. That's a womanz group apparentely. Like PETA. Both are filled with crazy people. NOW is the craziest of them all though, because what's crazy than alot of womanz talking together about men. Nothing.

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Jugdish said...

fort hood shooter still alive


kid found in attic

and Leon is getting larrrrrger!

Keef said...

"6 am is still early for you, no?"


Not really. I usually leave the house about 4:30

Keef said...

and NFW that LP is up $1000

Jugdish said...

and NFW that LP is up $1000



sounded good

El Padrino said...

"and NFW that LP is up $1000"

down a thousand, will fix

ToddPacker said...

ep’s cereal post on his blog has inspired me... i’m eating a bowl of cookie crisp right now

Keef said...

good man

El Padrino said...

if i just reach one person i've done my job

Beth said...

NOW kinda reminds me of the old Carlin joke: "You ever notice that the women who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"

Jugdish said...

"You ever notice that the women who are against abortion are the ones you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"


that is always hilarity


RIP Carlin

Keef said...

George Carlin sucks


/TP

ToddPacker said...

"George Carlin sucks


/TP"

crazy talk... carlin was grateness*

Beth said...

George Carlin sucks, George Burns was the better.

/tp

*fixed

Jugdish said...

crazy talk... carlin was grateness*. i went to high school with his dad


fixed

Beth said...

"crazy talk... carlin was grateness*"

Well with you being a Gator fan you never know...

Keef said...

"George Carlin sucks, George Burns was the better."

Good stuff

El Padrino said...

good carlin one beth

ToddPacker said...

"Well with you being a Gator fan you never know..."

::hank kingsley::

Keef said...

the office was decent last night

Keef said...

thursday is turning out to be a pretty good TV night

Keef said...

LP is busted

Beth said...

"::hank kingsley::"

My reference was that you liking the Gators calls into question all of your likes and dislikes. (See, I'd only have to explain this to a Gator fan...)

ToddPacker said...

"My reference was that you liking the Gators calls into question all of your likes and dislikes. (See, I'd only have to explain this to a Gator fan...)"

ahhh, gotcha. i thought you were talking about some specific incident between carlin and UF

Keef said...

This Steve Czaban radio show kind of irks me

ToddPacker said...

"(See, I'd only have to explain this to a Gator fan...)"

17 out of the last 20... bitter UGA fan

El Padrino said...

keef do you work at all?

wadr

Keef said...

17 out of 20 is pretty bad

ToddPacker said...

"This Steve Czaban radio show kind of irks me"

i think mize loves czaban... i've never heard his show

Keef said...

"keef do you work at all?"

Not when I'm driving

Jugdish said...

Not when I'm driving


driving is work!

/h

ToddPacker said...

"keef do you work at all?

wadr"

i worked zero fridays in october... i might push the streak through november

Beth said...

"bitter UGA fan"

There is no denying this.

El Padrino said...

"Not when I'm driving"

i dont follow, you can laptop and drive?

ToddPacker said...

can't wait to watch the parade today


s

El Padrino said...

by the way not sure if someone brought this up but the ft hood mooslim graduated from Va tech

ironic

Jugdish said...

can't wait to watch the parade today


s



I'm DVRing it

/ep

Beth said...

"by the way not sure if someone brought this up but the ft hood mooslim graduated from Va tech"

Yep, someone did bring it up yesterday, keith I think.

El Padrino said...

spooktastic

El Padrino said...

keef crashed

sorry for bringin it up keef

Jugdish said...

i think its pretty amazing that the shooter is still alive. they usually kill themselves or are killed during.

Beth said...

"i think its pretty amazing that the shooter is still alive. they usually kill themselves or are killed during"

No 37 virgins for this guy.

Keef said...

"i dont follow, you can laptop and drive?"


There is no good news, man

blue said...

got it, so you laptop whilst waiting for your ticket

Keef said...

"No 37 virgins for this guy."


I don't believe that they get real virgins

/beth

El Padrino said...

"There is no good news, man"

still dont know the origin of this or when to use it

Keef said...

"still dont know the origin of this or when to use it"

Keef said...
Cop axed if I knew what the speed limit was. I said 65. He axed how fast I was going, I said I dunno. He said I was going 81. Then he said, I've got good news and bad news, what do you want to hear. I said bad news. He said the speed limit was 55, and walked back to his car. He walks back later w/ the ticket and axes me to sign it. I said so what was the good news. He said "There is no good news, man"

blue said...

nobody said the 37 virgins would be women anyway

blue said...

btw...lebron has regressed...this free agency thing has him under too much pressure.

he sucks

Jugdish said...

CLEVELAND — A Cleveland woman said Thursday that that she was fed lasagna, then choked and threatened this year by the man now charged with murder after the remains of several people were found on his property — and that she is racked with guilt for not speaking up earlier.



poor woman

Keef said...

"CLEVELAND — A Cleveland woman said Thursday that that she was fed lasagna, then choked and threatened this year by the man now charged with murder after the remains of several people were found on his property — and that she is racked with guilt for not speaking up earlier."


tem & cgtis?

blue said...

wait a second....was it temsagna?

El Padrino said...

"There is no good news, man"


awesome story, dick cop

El Padrino said...

was it chicken lasagna?

blue said...

would explain why tem hasn't been around the last few days.

we may need a new tuesday poster

tem said...

tem is not in trouble with the law.

at least that tem knows of.

tem said...

tem has been mad busy yo

El Padrino said...

fucking ohioans

Beth said...

Fucking temhioans.

*fixed

El Padrino said...

the killing of americans is justified says this guy

blue said...

blue almost went all mize on a bitch last night at Chilis

El Padrino said...

why

tem said...

murder dude lives in cleveland.

cleveland is in ohio.

cleveland is not in temhio.

blue said...

because she was a bitch and made my kid cry, so bad we had to leave

i'm going to save the full story for my post....


that way the drama builds

El Padrino said...

can't wait

blue said...

there is not any good news

El Padrino said...

i know one thing

nobody makes babies cry and gets away with it

blue said...

if cmblue was not 8 months pregnant, i think she'd have been kicking that kids ass

El Padrino said...

i might get this since verizon >>>>> at&T

El Padrino said...

i always thought 9 months was too long to be pregnant, i think if god can re-do some things he'd change the pregnancy thing to like 5 months

Steve said...

"37 virgins"

to hell with that. i'd want 37 women that knew what they were doing.

Steve said...

"i think if god can re-do some things he'd change the pregnancy thing to like 5 months"

are you saying god CAN'T re-do things?

tem said...

"blue almost went all mize on a bitch last night at Chilis"

chilis isn't authentic

/LP

tem said...

"blue almost went all mize on a bitch last night at Chilis"


the waitress made your kid cry? or another customer?

El Padrino said...

"are you saying god CAN'T re-do things?"

too late in the game, and he's way to busy for tedious shit like that

tem said...

"i might get this since verizon >>>>> at&T"

contemplating picking one up myself.

El Padrino said...

chilli's is the bomb

tem said...

"i always thought 9 months was too long to be pregnant"

takes awhile to manufacture a baby. its a complex creature.

tem said...

"chilli's"

awlsome*

tem said...

well "chilli's is "

is awlsome

blue said...

it was another customer...if it was the waitress, shit would have gone down

blue said...

I wrote it all out in the comment box and then tried to cnp it to fix something and erased the whole fucking thing.

i'm not typing it all out again....until wednesday now

tem said...

"I wrote it all out in the comment box and then tried to cnp it to fix something and erased the whole fucking thing"

you should hire a typer.

tem said...

"until wednesday now"

by wednesday we won't care anymore.

blue said...

probably not.

i prolly won't care either.

El Padrino said...

feel like woe keef right now

cmep bought paint, i guess i'm painting bgep's room tomorrow

hope she likes the color because there wont be any good news if she doesnt

tem said...

Bucs are going to wear their throwback orange jersey's on sunday!!!

blue said...

suite, maybe they'll win

tem said...

guaranteed.

tem said...

except not

blue said...

they should wear them the rest of the season for 1977 luck

tem said...

they need steve spurrier for that kind of luck.

H said...

EP, thanks for the double dragon yesterday. Last person I'd expect it from. Good looking out, kid.

tem said...

ep always has people's backs.

except when he doesn't.

H said...

Brought a UF alum to the airport this morning. She was going down for some sorority reunion and the vandy game. Made me think of TP and Beth

Keef said...

"chilli's is the bomb"

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Keef said...

"you should hire a typer."


Typist

/mize

tem said...

LOV rule 10 or whatever is clearly in effect (affect?) for tem today.


no working on friday morning.


hopefully LOV rule 11, no working on friday afternoon, will also be in effect.

tem said...

was she hot H?

tem said...

"vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv"


is this down arrows?

blue said...

LOV rule 11 is never walk away from a fellow crasher in a crazy suit

Keef said...

"is this down arrows?"

Yeah. Meaning the opposite of ^^^^

blue said...

hot receptionist's mom was a lady gator golfer (ns)

blue said...

keith really likes that show "v"

Keef said...

"hot receptionist's mom was a lady gator golfer (ns)"

So hot receptionist is a test tube baby. Got it

Keef said...

"keith really likes that show "v""

I did when I was a kid

Isiah Thompson said...

MICHIGAN -6 over Purdue


WHY???????

it's been a long season, why do this?

El Padrino said...

chilli's > friday's > applebees

in the burbs

El Padrino said...

"it's been a long season, why do this?"

ye man hath little faith

it's lock city matthew

lock it up

Keef said...

"chilli's > friday's > applebees

in the burbs"


My opinion would be applebees > chilis > fridays

Keef said...

although I don't like any of them really

El Padrino said...

Levon Tebelekian, 72, is accused of giving medical clearance to immigrants applying for U.S. visas by allegedly falsifying the results of medical exams and lab tests, the Los Angeles Times reported.

In one case, he allegedly told an undercover ICE agent that he was not going to "disturb his blood" and that he "did not look like he had AIDS," according to an affidavit.




haysooz crisss

El Padrino said...

"although I don't like any of them really"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

El Padrino said...
chilli's is the bomb


El Padrino said...
"although I don't like any of them really"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

In one case, he allegedly told an undercover PISSICE agent that he was not going to "disturb his blood" and that he "did not look like he had AIDS," according to an affidavit.


*fized

El Padrino said...

El Padrino said...
chilli's is the bomb


El Padrino said...
"although I don't like any of them really"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


nothing wrong with that, if i'm in the burbs and peeps want to chill at one of these places i prefer chilli's

Isiah Thompson said...

i'm not typing it all out again....until wednesday now


ctrl+z a mistake son

Keef said...

"nothing wrong with that"

They mean the except* opposite things

Isiah Thompson said...

nerve* been to applebee's, haven't been to a TGI Friday's in years, been to Chili's within the last year, it wasn't the suck, plus we had a giftcard. det

El Padrino said...

i rarely patronage these places

like i said if i'm in the burbs usually we have no choice

blue said...

"ctrl+z a mistake son"

cripes, nerve thought that would work on blogger

blue said...

applebees is the worse

El Padrino said...

i think the tater tot is too young to see the radio city show

she's gonna go batshit for the tree though

blue said...

although chilis has started to be the suck lately too

Isiah Thompson said...

the lady with halitosis and bad perfurme - she leaves a vapor trail where she walks, is moving into an office near me.


woe

Isiah Thompson said...

re: applebee's

vet's eat free on vet's day next week


hit it up yug

Isiah Thompson said...

when do they light the tree?

Jugdish said...

re: applebee's

vet's eat free on vet's day next week



not one on my side of town. golden corral does something like that too, my dad and i hit up it up every year. not the best food, but its free and turning into a little tradition

El Padrino said...

"when do they light the tree?"

dec 2

El Padrino said...

"-Hasan was an avid fan of the Washington Redskins."


well, i know the giants dont have any terrorists fans

El Padrino said...

full bio on the dickhead, via wash post

H said...

"was she hot, h?"

Not bad for a 38 year old.

Isiah Thompson said...

Hasan was born in Arlington and grew up in the Roanoke Valley of southwestern Virginia,


shiiiiiiiit, growing up the son of palestinian immigrants with a mooslim name in hillbilly country, surprised he didn't do this sooner.

blue said...

i hope he wrote some awelsome plays like "mr brownstone"

blue said...

that's where mick vick was raised too

maybe it's something in the water

Isiah Thompson said...

negative

Vick was raised on the other side of the state - Tidewater region - Bad News/Hampton area.

blue said...

now lesnar has mono?

tem said...

lesnar match postponed again?

tem said...

"now lesnar has mono?"

he's just really bored

blue said...

oh yeah, thinking south eastern = southwestern

which is not the truth

ToddPacker said...

just dropped $120 in 30 minutes on cmtp's car

car wash: $30
oil change: $30
gas: $60

Jugdish said...

just dropped $140 in 30 minutes on cmtp's car

car wash: $30
oil change: $30
gas: $60
replace the plastic on the seat: $20

Isiah Thompson said...

car wash: $30


did you get some beaners to wash it with their tongues?

wft


TP must not like cmtp taking the bentley to any ol' car wash.

Jugdish said...

fixed

ToddPacker said...

great weather today... i think i might do some yardwork

Isiah Thompson said...

car wash: $30
oil change: $30
gas: $60
replace the plastic on the seat: $20
replace falled off wheel: $80
fix stuck wheel chair ramp: $120


*fized^2

Isiah Thompson said...

falled off

I should charge a fee for these gems.

El Padrino said...

$30 for a car wash is redonk

ToddPacker said...

"TP must not like cmtp taking the bentley to any ol' car wash"

basic wash and detail... $25 plus a tip

shit the super detail is like $50

ToddPacker said...

"replace falled off wheel: $80"

funny

Isiah Thompson said...

great weather today... i think i might play a little shuffleboard.


*fized

JFreak said...

Ep must be desperate if he's betting on IU football.

ToddPacker said...

vision is fucked up today... one eye is blurry... does that mean i'm having a stroke

El Padrino said...

yes

ToddPacker said...

"Ep must be desperate if he's betting on IU football."

bet the house on LSU.. they are getting 7+ from 'bama

Isiah Thompson said...

is that CBS MMA card on saturday gonna be any good?

please advice

ToddPacker said...

"yes"

not good

Isiah Thompson said...

vision is fucked up today... one eye is blurry... does that mean i'm having a stroke


do you smell burnt hair?

Isiah Thompson said...

basic wash and detail... $25 plus a tip


you got chitlins right?

basic wash and detail from chitlins is free.


YOU BETTER PUT SOME WATER ON THAT DAMN SHIT!

Jugdish said...

basic wash and detail... $25 plus a tip


just have Bif do it

blue said...

express carwash $6

you know it

Jugdish said...

express carwash $6

you know it



yep, with the tank of gas

Jugdish said...

good thing it was senior citizens day at car spa


s

Isiah Thompson said...

I get my Lambo the express carwash for $6.


*fized

ToddPacker said...

"basic wash and detail from chitlins is free."

kids are at school. plus when they wash the car it just turns into more work for me

Isiah Thompson said...

kids are at school. plus when they wash the car it just turns into more work for me


I'd deck them if they screwed it up.


/deke

ToddPacker said...

apparently jay-z is now on the yankees

ToddPacker said...

ticker-tape parades are suite... i went in '86

Isiah Thompson said...

ticker-tape parades are suite... i went in 1886.


*fized

ToddPacker said...

YES coverage > espnews coverage

El Padrino said...

"apparently jay-z is now on the yankees"

dont you know, he the yankee hat more popular than the yankee name

El Padrino said...

*made

Isiah Thompson said...

he the yankee hat more popular than the yankee name



you magnificent son-of-a-bitch!

El Padrino said...

"ticker-tape parades are suite... i went in '86"

i was 6

Meiz said...

"did you get some beaners to wash it with their tongues?"

They have Cubans in FL

Jugdish said...

i was 6, and full grown


fix

Isiah Thompson said...

beaners = any mexican (latino) person

gook = any asian person

ToddPacker said...

"They have Cubans in FL"

this is true

ToddPacker said...

"ticker-tape parades are suite... i went in '86"

"i was 6"


i was 56

blue said...

spike lee is apparently a yankees fan now too


although he fancies himself a brooklyn dodgers fan

blue said...

they have cubans in NY too...they're called puerto ricans

ToddPacker said...

i think i still have a shirt that i bought (bot for tem) at the '86 parade... gotta find that and give it to sotp

ToddPacker said...

jay-z is in the same truck as arod

El Padrino said...

tp did you raise your maggots to be met fans even though they are born floridians?

Meiz said...

Breers traded JJ to the Twins for Car Go

El Padrino said...

here's the thing with this, if a dude wants to dress up as serena williams isnt the black face key to the costume working?

ToddPacker said...

"tp did you raise your maggots to be met fans even though they are born floridians?"

of course... sotp is a huge mess fan (poor kid)

ToddPacker said...

yes network is calling jeter, posada, rivera and pettite the core 4... very ghey

El Padrino said...

"of course... sotp is a huge mess fan (poor kid)"


excellent work splinter

El Padrino said...

yes = Al Yankazeera

blue said...

cargo plays for the rockies

El Padrino said...

carlos gomez

blue said...

he sucks...he doesn't get to have that nickname

blue said...

he can be gaymez or something

H said...

Push

H said...

push

blue said...

block

blue said...

fat man ran out of energy i guess

ToddPacker said...

h is pushy today

blue said...

bnu

blue said...

bnu bnork yankees parade

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