Wednesday, November 18, 2009

College Basketball is the best

Every year Gonzaga beats a top ranked team or plays them really tough. They suck me every year. This year it was a trip to East Lansing and Michigan State and Izzo's boyz pulled it out (unlike blue and now he is going to have 2 kids). The Zags played them tough though. I respect that school, but it's in a shitty town, spokompton as we called it when I was at university. As I was watching the game with all the State students there, I couldn't help wondering if the seniors were excited to be graduating into a state that has like 37% unemployment. I think i'd flunk a few classes. I also wonder if the governor of Mishigan was watching that game and looking at the students in the stands and thinking "These are our great hope for the future?". Lots of ugly and dumb people at Michigan State.

I have it on good authority that Chris Simms is awful.

Blindsight* is a suite movie...got to see a free preview. Free movies are almost always better, but this one would be worth paying for. Except Sandra Bullock has an awful accent. She could take lessons for the 'Nard dawg on how to do a southern accent.

Read on ESPN: Shanahan hangs up skates after 21 years.....two thoughts, I wonder if his wife was bugging him about hanging them up all this time so he finally did. My wife bugs me about hanging up my coat. And 2) why does mike shanahan have skates? both of these thoughts were (ns).

This is all for now...i'm still waiting for those ggw pictures.

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Beth said...

If H drags his feet much longer we're going to think the GGW pics are fictional, much like TJW's 40 time or fmzeke.

Keef said...

"Vodka & Sprite Zero is awful. Nerve again"


So mize doesn't like diet pop* but keeps it in his fridge

Keef said...

"the fb chat function doesn't work on my home comp

-I actually prefer that though; I hate getting IM's when I am on fb"


Kod, you know you can set it to offline right?

ToddPacker said...

i didn't know that freak was a gonzaga fan

Jugdish said...

pulled it out (unlike blue and now he is going to have 2 kids).

not unfunny

Jugdish said...

fictional, much like TJW's 40 time or fmzeke.


also not unfunny

Jugdish said...

jug drinks diet coke. been drinking it for awhile, have one in the morning for the caffine. i don't do coffee

Beth said...

"jug drinks diet coke. been drinking it for awhile, have one in the morning for the caffine. i don't do coffee"

Here I thought I was the only one who doesn't like coffee. Diet coke in the morning is a necessity or I get a caffeine-withdrawal headache.

ToddPacker said...

"jug drinks diet coke. been drinking it for awhile, have one in the morning for the caffine. i don't do coffee"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

diet coke or diet dew

ToddPacker said...

coffee is the worse*

Jugdish said...

Here I thought I was the only one who doesn't like coffee. Diet coke in the morning is a necessity or I get a caffeine-withdrawal headache.



THAT

i tried coffee for a little while...didn't take

Jugdish said...

coffee is the worse*


YES

Beth said...

I don't even like the smell of coffee.

Jugdish said...

i like the sight of people in offices who haven't had their morning coffee, and the office coffee bar is out of coffee

El Padrino said...

"If H drags his feet much longer we're going to think the GGW pics are fictional, much like TJW's 40 time or fmzeke."

and like my beer shipment, :(

El Padrino said...

i'm trying coffee now, just started monday

will advise

El Padrino said...

i thought diet sodas had no caffeine

ns

El Padrino said...

"i like the sight of people in offices who haven't had their morning coffee, and the office coffee bar is out of coffee"

i'm reminded of the Kathy cartoon strip

El Padrino said...

"i didn't know that freak was a gonzaga fan"

hilarity

Beth said...

"and like my beer shipment"

And maybe like all of h's fb's...

Beth said...

"i thought diet sodas had no caffeine"

Nope, most do but some have caffeine free versions.

El Padrino said...

"Blindsight* is a suite movie"

and the oscar goes to Holtz?

El Padrino said...

i cant watch college basketball until the new year, personal rule

just not focused until then

El Padrino said...

who are we hating on this year's duke squad? scheyer?

please advice

ToddPacker said...

"i like the sight of people in offices who haven't had their morning coffee, and the office coffee bar is out of coffee"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"i cant watch college basketball until the new year, personal rule

just not focused until then"

valid point

Jugdish said...

and like my beer shipment, :(


Hweazy

Jugdish said...

i thought diet sodas had no caffeine



no calories

El Padrino said...

getting asked very dumb questions this morning

it's like dummy held a seminar in here overnight or something

Keef said...

"Here I thought I was the only one who doesn't like coffee. Diet coke in the morning is a necessity or I get a caffeine-withdrawal headache."

I can't do coffee either, but I get headaches from caffeine

Jugdish said...

i don't usually drink red bull unless it is mixed with some kind of booze

El Padrino said...

actual email

Hey Anthony can we approve a RVP trade for tomorrow's Value Date?

Um, no, because today is not tomorrow and if it's for value date tw that means the contra broker wont be delivering it today.

RIF

Keef said...

"Um, no, because today is not tomorrow and if it's for value date tw that means the contra broker wont be delivering it today."


::bank fare::

Jugdish said...

actual email

Hey Anthony can we approve a RVP trade for tomorrow's Value Date?

Love, Gollum


fixed

ToddPacker said...

I can't do coffee either, I usually drink franzia in the morning.

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"::bank fare::"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Goddman pirates

Jugdish said...

I can't do coffee either, I usually drink franzia in the morning.



chuckle

Keef said...

actual email

Hey Anthony how's my ass taste?

Love, Gollum


fixed



**fized

Jugdish said...

**fized



nice fiz

Keef said...

"I can't do coffee either, I usually drink franzia in the morning."


It's 5:00 somewhere

Keef said...

Goddman ninjas

bleutard said...

coffee sucks, i don't drink that crap

bleutard said...

pretty sure tem is on the "no coffee" bandwagon too


LoV is anti-cafe

Jugdish said...

but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 4- to 5-foot-tall fence.



that's a big ass fence!

/Lp

El Padrino said...

we put hsilep on our phone plan and i got afree blackberry tour out if it

El Padrino said...

"It's 5:00 somewhere"

jimmy buffet

El Padrino said...

tyler drinks coffee buy* the buttload and has a Mac

he's like a yuppie i think

El Padrino said...

"Um, no, because today is not tomorrow and if it's for value date tw that means the contra broker wont be delivering it today."


::bank fare::

example:
if the trade is for value date tomorrow that means it hasn't happened yet, how can you delvier something that you dont have?

Jugdish said...

motivation to run

Keef said...

I dunno. That's what they have brokers for

El Padrino said...

nevermind, i forgot my work is charlie brown teacher talk to you guys

El Padrino said...

"The U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama, which was captured in a bloody hijacking last spring, was attacked again today. This time, the ship reportedly evaded the attackers by firing back."


USA! USA! USA!

Jugdish said...

nevermind, i forgot my work is charlie brown teacher talk to you guys


^^^^^

bleutard said...

""It's 5:00 somewhere"

jimmy buffet"

thought this was a country song (ns)

Keef said...

""The U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama, which was captured in a bloody hijacking last spring, was attacked again today. This time, the ship reportedly evaded the attackers by firing back."


USA! USA! USA!"



No shit?

bleutard said...

it's true...i read it somewhere earlier

El Padrino said...

oh it's true

Keef said...

are beth & LP betting on this weekend's game

El Padrino said...

i thought that since that happened a year ago they would carry a couple of military men on them boats, like air marshalls but the sea version

Jugdish said...

nevermind, i forgot my work is charlie brown teacher talk to you guys



i was checking the specs, on the in-line, for the rotary...gurder...I'm retarded

Keef said...

"oh it's true"


Wow, that's crazy.




ctrl+f goddman pirates

El Padrino said...

aaargh

Keef said...

"i was checking the specs, on the in-line, for the rotary...gurder...I'm retarded"


That...was.....awesome!!

Jugdish said...

thought this was a country song (ns)



alan jackson sings it...buffet makes an appearance

Steve said...

without coffee it's likely i would not get out of bed

El Padrino said...

"i was checking the specs, on the in-line, for the rotary...gurder...I'm retarded"

roger that

El Padrino said...

fucking gold

Keef said...

Rodgers vs. SF or Palmer vs. Oakland?

El Padrino said...

palmer

Steve said...

"However, Roger Middleton, a piracy expert at the London-based think tank Chatham House, said the international maritime community was still "solidly against" armed guards aboard vessels at sea"


why?

bleutard said...

there's a piracy expert?

Jugdish said...

why?


pirates have feelings too


s

Jugdish said...

there's a piracy expert?

i bet he wears an eyepatch and has a peg leg

El Padrino said...

fucking gooks

bleutard said...

chick: What do you do for a living?

dude: I'm a pirate expert

chick: oh how exciting take me home and make suite love to me right now

Keef said...

tem should of* used that on the pharmacist

bleutard said...

i'm guessing that's not how that conversation typically ends

Jugdish said...

im an angry pirate expert


/tjw

bleutard said...

tem does enjoy him some pirates

ToddPacker said...

"jimmy buffet"


crap

bleutard said...

i'm a butt pirate expert

/grik

Keef said...

Neal Huntington is not an expert on pirates

ToddPacker said...

without my helmet it's likely i would not get out of bed

*fixed

Steve said...

"without my helmet it's likely i would get hurt getting out of bed"

**fixed

Steve said...

Katy Perry no makeup

i'd still hit it.

Beth said...

"are beth & LP betting on this weekend's game"

Sure, whatever the final Yahoo line is (it's "off" right now) and 3 days EP?

Keef said...

"i'd still hit it."


You know I'd hit if if she raised up

/mize

Keef said...

hit it*

Jugdish said...

i'd still hit her.

/mize


fiz

Jugdish said...

mize smacking a chick i2i

El Padrino said...

"Sure, whatever the final Yahoo line is (it's "off" right now) and 3 days EP?"

Indeed.

Keef said...

3 days is too much

/me

Steve said...

Nearly two weeks later, the University of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert said she still could not fully explain what led her to yank an opponent from Brigham Young down by her ponytail

i know! i know why!

you're a bitch.

Jugdish said...

3 days is too much

/me



I'll take the bet, but not the spread since your team is at home. ill do three days even though i only comment once a day, and i won't change my facebook picture.

/rev

kodiac said...

Kod, you know you can set it to offline right?

I did not; thanks for that (ns)

ToddPacker said...

i bet kod is a coffee drinker

Beth said...

From the New Mexico woman's soccer player article:

"She said she was taken aback at how the incident had been perceived by some as sexy catfighting between two women. She said she was aghast that some men had sent her messages saying, “Hey, we should meet up some time.”

I just want to know how EP got her email address.

Keef said...

I like coffee flavor, just not drinking coffee

kodiac said...

i bet kod is a coffee drinker

good bet

-only recently though; I used to drink about 10 sodas a day for caffine. now I'm down to 2 sodas and about 3 cups of coffee

El Padrino said...

i enjoy espresso after fine meals

Keef said...

kod is tough juice?

Keef said...

i enjoy espresso after fine meals doused in hot sauce

*too easy

El Padrino said...

that was silly, i dont use hot sauce on eyetalian food

ToddPacker said...

i enjoy espresso after fine meals because my hand fits around the tiny cup better

*even easier

Beth said...

"i enjoy espresso after fine meals because my hand fits around the tiny cup better"

Well done TP.

El Padrino said...

meat consumption in the US, measured in pounds

Beef 62.8
Pork 49.5
Turkey 17.6
Lamb & Mutton 1.0

we should eat more mutton

Steve said...

[Kevin] Garnett wasn’t exactly welcoming to Pacers rookies A.J. Price and Tyler Hansbrough when he visited Indianapolis this summer to film a Wheaties commercial. As Garnett exited Conseco Fieldhouse, Indiana assistant coach Lester Conner asked him to walk over and meet Price and Hansbrough, who were working out. Garnett wasn’t exactly friendly. According to Conner, Garnett continued to walk out and remarked, “[Expletive] your rookies.’’

awesome!

Keef said...

"i enjoy espresso after fine meals because my hand fits around the tiny cup better"


I tried finding a way to incorporate the small cup into the fiz. Nice work

Keef said...

to google and start typing "why won't" and look at what the top search is.

Keef said...

go to google*

Keef said...

also, search why is there

ToddPacker said...

"why won't"

strange

ToddPacker said...

anyone check out google image swirl yet?

El Padrino said...

diarrhea eating parakeets

isiah thompson said...

who are we hating on this year's duke squad? scheyer?

please advice


all of them

Keef said...

all of them


^^^^

isiah thompson said...

a Dookie transfered to Mempho this season and is allowed to play without sitting out a season.

of course he plays like its an And1 game now.


IN YOU FACE! Coach K!

Keef said...

"a Dookie transfered to Mempho this season and is allowed to play without sitting out a season."

What was the loophole?

isiah thompson said...

re: coffee

always drink a Dew in the morning, have since I was young.

coffee sucks

although Coffee Bean makes an "ice blended" joint that is HDH, and it comes in a "super big gulp" sized cup which is also HDH.

on a side note: I miss 7-11s on ever corner.

isiah thompson said...

on ever


your* welcome

isiah thompson said...

What was the loophole?


something about moving back home to be close to his mom who is sick, although they kept cutting to her in the stands and she looked fine.

Keef said...

Big gulps huh?



ALright, see ya later

Keef said...

I want to get this game

Steve said...

"who are we hating on this year's duke squad? scheyer?"

typical republican. always waiting for somebody else to tell them what to think.

El Padrino said...

mmmm bait

Keef said...

there was some hot sauce on that bait

Steve said...

"anyone check out google image swirl yet?"


that's pretty cool.

isiah thompson said...

google image swirl


:WOOOOOOOOOOOOO:

Jugdish said...

That's what happens when you raise up.


/mize

Steve said...

"mmmm bait"

i was at a BBQ a few weeks back. politics came up. this one chick said something along the lines of "my daddy is a repub and i always vote the way my daddy does" she's was like 32.

i almost meized out.

Keef said...

"i was at a BBQ a few weeks back. politics came up."


Lemme guess who broat* it up

Jugdish said...

"my daddy is a repub and i always vote the way my daddy does" she's was like 32.




you got that on both sides.

Jugdish said...

you got that on both sides.



and you usually can't talk to those people

isiah thompson said...

you got that on both sides.


see: the last presidential election, it's part of the reason Obama won.

"He black and I's* black, he get my vote, chuch nephew!"

Steve said...

"who are we hating on this year's duke squad? scheyer?"

and to answer the question. you are gonna want to hate on Singler. he's white and goofy looking. it's perfect for you guys.

bleutard said...

"google why won't"


try googling "why don't"

another interesting one

bleutard said...

oops, i mean "why do"

Jugdish said...

"He black and I's* black, he get my vote, chuch nephew!"


now you hear: "I really thought all my problems be solved when he winned."

bleutard said...

solved meiz's problems.

he got a new whip, he got his own place, gonna get a fat raise...maybe get some health insurance.


he's riding on the obama gravy train

Steve said...

"he's riding on the obama gravy train"


no if obama could just make it legal to beat on women...meiz would be all set.

bleutard said...

he did make that legal

Spaceman Spiff said...

no coffee for me in the morning, no anything, dont need caffeine

El Padrino said...

no coffee for me in the morning, no anything, dont need caffeine


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke says no wimmenz in the militry*

Jugdish said...

To hear Spc. Alexis Hutchinson tell it, the Army forced her to make an agonizing choice between serving her country and taking care of her son.


that is bullshit.

A. its no secret what you're getting into when you join the army.

B. the military is big on making sure there is a plan in place for its members in case they are deployed, so she just neglected to do her part to make sure her kid is taken care of.

Deluxe said...

North Carolina!!!!

Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off, twist around your hand, spin it like a helicopter!

El Padrino said...

agree jug

Don't raise up, bitch said...

Re: Coffee


Can't stand regular coffee, but I really like cappuccino.

Also, I used to drink coffee in the mornings before school. When I was in elementary school.

Thanks mom!

Don't raise up, bitch said...

"North Carolina!!!!

Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off, twist around your hand, spin it like a helicopter!"


We had a vintage Petey Pablo moment at the bar on Saturday. The Buffalo was prominently involved.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"North Carolina!!!!

Come on and raise up.
if youre a woman get your ass beat!"

/meiz

Spaceman Spiff said...

""If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good," the Cavaliers superstar said"

AHIIK

bleutard said...

he'd be a great left tackle

ToddPacker said...

"Also, I used to drink coffee in the mornings before school. When I was in elementary school.

Thanks mom!"

hilarious

Deluxe said...

I wonder how the Buffalo Senior and The Duke are doing. They have to be up there in age.

The Mrs' friend who stood up with The Rock at the wedding just transferred to NC for a year. We are going to try to go down there and visit sometime in the new year. May try to hit a Duke game also. Maybe even try to stop in by the BOOOOOFFALO.

El Padrino said...

deluxe and meiz are ::flank steaking:: all over the place

Deluxe said...

ok folks, bowling tonight. Gimme some ideas for a song/artist to jam to on the way.

I got a hot streak going, need to keep it going to get the average back up.

No country!

Deluxe said...

NBA Live 2010, suite but lots of stuff to master.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ok folks, bowling tonight. Gimme some ideas for a song/artist to jam to on the way."

lauper - girls just wanna have fun

Deluxe said...

I have to get hooked up to the interweb though so it will update all the rosters for me.

bleutard said...

firefly song

bleutard said...

colbie caillat---falling for you


perfect for the pins

Spaceman Spiff said...

miley, nuff said

/rev

Keef said...

"oops, i mean "why do""


why do men have nipples? I have a book with that title.

ns

Deluxe said...

"lauper - girls just wanna have fun"

How about:
Trick Daddy-Shut Up

Keef said...

"deluxe and meiz are ::flank steaking:: all over the place"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Deluxe said...

"I have nipples Focker. Could you milk me?"

Keef said...

"North Carolina!!!!

Come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off, twist around your hand, spin it like a helicopter!"


Pretty sure you twist it around your head

Keef said...

women don't get woolly, women get weary. I hate when they fuck up the words

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
Pretty sure you twist it around your head"

thats how he sings it in real life though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"How about:
Trick Daddy-Shut Up"

axing for advice then doing your own thing

i like that

/freak

Jugdish said...

ok folks, bowling tonight. Gimme some ideas for a song/artist to jam to on the way.



NDR

Keef said...

LP

Deluxe said...

"Pretty sure you twist it around your head"

Why would you twist it around your head and spin it like a helicopter?

Think about it. Didn't Meiz use to work with you?

You're better then this.


[Chorus: repeat 2X]
This one's for North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take your shirt off, twist it 'round yo hand
Spin it like a helicopter
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

El Padrino said...

"lauper - girls just wanna have fun"


cant beat that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Why would you twist it around your head and spin it like a helicopter?
"

you can find lyrics online that say 'head' too

El Padrino said...

i appreciate that keef

El Padrino said...

she would make a gazillion dollars doing porn

Keef said...

"ok folks, bowling tonight. Gimme some ideas for a song/artist to jam to on the way."



How about something by this band

Deluxe said...

"thats how he sings it in real life though"

obviously you don't understand ebonics well.

In the song lyrics, he actually spells it hend, not hand.

Kind of how Chingy's song is Right Thur, not there.

Keef said...

"Think about it. Didn't Meiz use to work with you?

You're better then this."



1)used

2) than

3) What spiff said

4) Listen to the song

Jugdish said...

all of deluxe's song choice is getting a ::not black:: from me

Keef said...

::not black:: is hilarity

Deluxe said...

"Radar Love" is one of the best songs to drive fast too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

TOO is phenomenal

Deluxe said...

"you can find lyrics online that say 'head' too"

if you have seen the video, I'm pretty sure they twist their shirts around their hands but whatever.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Brock Lesnar was released from a hospital in Bismarck North Dakota and will recover from a bacterial infection at his home."

guess it wasnt 'really bad'

Jugdish said...

guess it wasnt 'really bad'


he had the shits...really bad

Deluxe said...

"guess it wasnt 'really bad'"

Is that the official report then? I read this morning that he may need some kind of surgery, they wouldn't say what for, and that his career could be in jeopardy.

Don't raise up, bitch said...

"he's riding on the obama gravy train"


CHOOOO-CHOOOO

El Padrino said...

staph

rolling around in the gym and shit

Keef said...

The Carroll County Times reported Wednesday that Suggs has a slight tear of his MCL. But his agent, Gary Wichard, fears Suggs could miss the rest of the season. Suggs was initially diagnosed with a sprained knee.


Fucking Quinn

Keef said...

he's not smat* enough for jeopardy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Is that the official report then? I read this morning that he may need some kind of surgery, they wouldn't say what for, and that his career could be in jeopardy."

yea thats what they were saying but then they let him out of the hospital, so it cant be that bad

Don't raise up, bitch said...

"Pretty sure you twist it around your head"


^^^

Deluxe said...

Now Lesnar is in for the biggest fight of his life; dealing with a serious illness – at this point just described as “bacterial infection in his intestinal tract.” He had “minor surgery” in Bismarck, N.D. Tuesday, according to UFC president Dana White.

“Not 100 (percent) sure he is out of the woods but (he’s) feeling better,” White wrote via Twitter.

The illness has caused the postponement of one title defense and, according to White, could even cost him his budding second-career.

“There’s a possibility Lesnar will never fight again,” White told TMZ.com on Monday.

Keef said...

"at this point just described as “bacterial infection in his intestinal tract.”"



Crohn's disease. Got it

Keef said...

what a pussy

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

bold

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