Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Cantankerous Twirlydiddles

License Plate

I didn't see any of note this week. Or at least one that was so noteworthy that I remembered it. I saw lots of people's names. Oddly most of the time the name gender didn't match the gender of the person driving the car. A big black guy with DENISE on the plate. Some lady driving DARRINS Mustang. I think I am getting bored with the license plates. Which means you all were bored with it months ago, like before I even added it to the "column." So I might be retiring it.

OSU Football

After like 4 or 5 straight Big 10 titles everyone is back on the Tressel wagon. The fans here love him again. He takes a lot of heat for doing nothing but win a lot of games. In any case if (AHIIK) he loses to Michigan this week expect everyone to hate him again. Once Oregon clinches the Pac 10 they'll set the spread for ORE/OSU at ORE -15. Then tOSU will lose a close Rose Bowl and everyone will move on.

WVU football

It is sad to me that the ceiling for Coach Stewart's reign as head coach was his very first game. It has totally been all downhill from there. I'll give the old coot credit though, he isn't letting the team slide downhill as fast as I thought they would. I honestly thought they wouldn't even make a bowl this year, but he rallied the troops and probably will finish 7-6 or 8-5 after the bowl loss. I think it is pretty obvious that he is never going to build the program up from where Rich Rod had it. Rich Rod may be a dickhead, but he had that program built up pretty good. Coach Stewart looks like an old man looking for his Matlock DVDs on the sideline. He is never going to build that program, only tear it down piece by piece. So let's all watch WVU football die a slow and painful death. At least we have a good basketball team. And as long as the players keep making bail they should win around 30 games this year.

Hockey

San Jose has the most points. They must be good.

$250K fines

Bud Adams got the smackdown from the NFL. $250K for flipping off Buffalo fans. He'll say he is sorry, but it is probably worth it.

So, here is a question for some accountant dork. Are these fines tax deductible? They (the NFL) just donate the money to charity so does it count as a charitable contribution? I think it might. Which makes the fine mean a whole lot less.

NBA

Atlanta and Phoenix have the best records and therefore the best teams....who knew?

The Warriors shipped Jackson to the Bobcats...I am pretty sure shipping people is illegal.

UFC

I believe all UFC fighters either have the dreaded yet to be determined disease that is going around or quit. So there is no good news man.

NFL

B. Quinn - 13/31 99yds 0td 2int 23.5 rating

Umm, maybe he isn't the answer either. The Browns should try to get Leftwich to play for them.

Don't know why the Bengals sign LJ unless Benson is really hurt.

Chatter about benching Cutler...NFW.



OK I am done.

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Beth said...

"The Warriors shipped Jackson to the Bobcats...I am pretty sure shipping people is illegal."

Good thing we have a shipping expert on LOV to consult on such questions.

Mize's response will probably be something like "Of course its illegal but dummy would ship someone anyone and bossman wouldn't do a damn thing about it!!"

Beth said...

And where in the world did "Cantankerous Twirlydiddles" come from?

tem said...

just popped into my head

Beth said...

I figured it was some obscure movie quote (Grease 2?) but got no results when I googled it.

tem said...

nope, just something i made up.

tem said...

slow start today

tem said...

went bowling last night. bowled badly. i am not a good bowler.

tem said...

but at one point i was the right amount of drunk

tem said...

after going into frame 10 i was sitting on an 80. then in frame 10 i threw 3 strikes.

then started the next game with strike, spare, strike, strike.

Keef said...

"It was highly entertaining too.

s"



^^^^

Keef said...

"dummy would ship someone anyone"



Stupid preview didn't work again

tem said...

then threw

3 gutter
9 0
7 2
spare
4 5
5 4

bleutard said...

deluxe will tell you that those are not really grate* bowling scores

you must not have tried out the ball before you boat it

Keef said...

a) Did you print out your score?

b) Did you really remember all those frames?

c) Are you just making up those numbers

Beth said...

"went bowling last night. bowled badly. i am not a good bowler."

Did you know if you want to buy a bowling ball some places will let you try it before you buy it? But it's EXTREMELY complicated, you'll need to ask deluxe how it works.

Beth said...

"Stupid preview didn't work again"

I gave in to peer pressure and rarely use preview anymore.

ns

tem said...

i did not boat a ball, i used the free one.

a) Did you print out your score?

no

b) Did you really remember all those frames?

pretty much

c) Are you just making up those numbers

i am real close, the marks are right and the totals are right, but i might have mixed up some 5s and 4s.

Beth said...

"dummy would ship someone anyone"

Or I can claim that's how mize would say it.

bleutard said...

tem remembers the scores because he has a defenstration memory

tem said...

wow, a try before you buy i2i

tem said...

does beth offer try before you buy?

Keef said...

"i did not boat a ball, i used the free one."


The one with a 7 on it?

bleutard said...

I decided to try and finish some homework last night after drinking a few strong drinks..

lets just say that the homework assignment did not end well.

Keef said...

Bengals signing LJ is not good news, man

tem said...

"I gave in to peer pressure and rarely use preview anymore. "

why don't you just read what you wrote before you hit publish?

Beth said...

"does beth offer try before you buy?"

I offer the opposite, buy before you try.

Keef said...

"why don't you just read what you wrote before you hit publish?"

^

tem said...

"The one with a 7 on it?"

no, it had a 12 on it.

sometimes i threw the one with a 14 on it.

tem said...

"I offer the opposite, buy before you try."

i see, cash up front. smart.

Beth said...

"i see, cash up front. smart."

Well my pimp requires it that way.

tem said...

smart pimp

Beth said...

"why don't you just read what you wrote before you hit publish?"

Can I borrow your reader?

tem said...

but i thought you busted out of the stable and went out on your own?

bleutard said...

""I offer the opposite, buy before you try.""

that's not what fmbeth says

he keeps getting the milk for free

tem said...

"Can I borrow your reader?"

the reader is also buy before you try.

El Padrino said...

"So I might be retiring it."

yes!

El Padrino said...

a reader is a kindle

El Padrino said...

silverdome cost 55.7MM, sold for 583K, det

Beth said...

"that's not what fmbeth says
he keeps getting the milk for free"

Nothing's ever free when it comes to women and sex, you always pay in some way.

ns

tem said...

fmbeth pays by letting her go to hawks games

tem said...

$583K was more than our LOV fund?

tem said...

didn't we tap into the T-Shirt money??

tem said...

goddman it el pad, you tapped into the t-shirt money to buy hot sauce and now we have no silverdome.

El Padrino said...

paul allen, cancer

El Padrino said...

"goddman it el pad, you tapped into the t-shirt money to buy hot sauce and now we have no silverdome."

the money was used to pay the barber

tem said...

but you used barber funds to buy hot sauce.

bleutard said...

i wanted the silverdome

tem said...

blame the barber

bleutard said...

i do need a haircut

El Padrino said...

you couldnt buy a house in a decent brooklyn neighborhood for 583K

that is crazy, detroit is a wasteland

bleutard said...

i'm pretty sure the operating costs for the silverdome are >than the normal house in brooklyn, not to mention the taxes

tem said...

blue should have sold his estate in brooklyn to finance the silverdome purchase.

bleutard said...

that joanna krupp chick that's on dancing with the stars..

the naked one with the big nipples


her sister is smoking hot...way hotter than Joanna and her ugly face

bleutard said...

the sisters

i guess they're both models...how'd you like to get into that sister sandwich

bleutard said...

how did i not know this

bleutard said...

i've very disappointed in myself

Beth said...

More Krupa sister pictures.

SFW

tem said...

nice sisters

bleutard said...

damn polish women always being so hot and yet so dumb

bleutard said...

their mom must be proud

El Padrino said...

does beth have a sister she dont know about?

El Padrino said...

5th pic down, those cows probably taste like garbage

El Padrino said...

in you face Coca Cola

bleutard said...

LP is doing his best Keith linker impression

Beth said...

Slow day so far today. Where's freak with a "so's your face" to liven things up when you need him?

bleutard said...

he's busy asking people for advise on things he already has his mind made up about.

That's how I roll said...

"Are these fines tax deductible?"


Yes

That's how I roll said...

Took me 7 goddman tries to get logged in.

That's how I roll said...

Pepsi is swill

That's how I roll said...

TELL ME HOW MY NECK TASTES

bleutard said...

oh yeah, forgot about the fines.

i'm guessing he books it as some sort of "business expense" so technically it would lower his income before taxes...effectively a deduction

Keef said...

"you couldnt buy a house in a decent brooklyn neighborhood for 583K"


is a decent brooklyn neighborhood the one w/o the eye-tal-ians?

wadr

Jugdish said...

"you couldnt buy a house in a decent brooklyn neighborhood for 583K"


WAYYYYYYYYY overpriced

Jugdish said...

i can buy 3 really nice houses here for that. i don't like pizza that much to pay that for one house

Keef said...

"i can buy 3 really nice houses here for that. i don't like pizza that much to pay that for one house"

You could buy a suite bangbus for that

Jugdish said...

in nyc bangbuses are all over the place. that's the kind of world i want to live in

That's how I roll said...

"i'm guessing he books it as some sort of "business expense" so technically it would lower his income before taxes...effectively a deduction"


I think its considered a charitable donation

Keef said...

I heard this morning that most of those fines don't erve* get paid

ns

El Padrino said...

4 weeks for every year

jic

det

Jugdish said...

4 weeks for every year

jic

det



::short stack::

El Padrino said...

"is a decent brooklyn neighborhood the one w/o the eye-tal-ians?

wadr"


you wouldnt want to live near anyone else

El Padrino said...

::short stack::

severance here, raised to 4 weeks from 2

just in case, it's good to know
remember they re-located 800 jobs to jacksonville, fl

so far we are safe until 2011 but that could be poppycock (/ep)

Keef said...

"you wouldnt want to live near anyone else"


Maybe. I would enjoy being the tallest person on the block

Jugdish said...

severance here, raised to 4 weeks from 2



suite

Keef said...

LP wrote this

tem said...

4 weeks total or 4 weeks for every year you worked there?

Keef said...

"4 weeks total or 4 weeks for every year you worked there?"


4 weeks for every year

jic

det



RIF

Beth said...

"Pepsi is swill"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"in you face Coca Cola"

WFT

Beth said...

Tem needs a better reader.

Keef said...

beth is a homer

El Padrino said...

wow the atlantian saying pepsi sucks

weird

That's how I roll said...

"beth is a homer"


Beth knows

El Padrino said...

pepsi > coke
cherry coke > pepsi wild cherry
7up > Sierra Mist > Sprite
beer > any soda

El Padrino said...

soda is fucking terrible for you

bleutard said...

IRS would not see it as a charitable contribution for Bud Adams.

the IRS would see it as as charitable contribution for the NFL.

Bud isn't giving to a charity of his own free will.

Spaceman Spiff said...

you lost me at pepsi >

bleutard said...

"soda is fucking terrible for you"

so is pop

Keef said...

"soda is fucking terrible for you"


I used to argue with a teacher of mine about this. They would always say "Have you seen how it corrodes metal" and I would respond with "Is your stomach made of metal?"

Jugdish said...

pepsi > coke
cherry coke > pepsi wild cherry
7up > Sierra Mist > Sprite
beer > any soda



RC Cola...

det

That's how I roll said...

Ahahahahaha

That's how I roll said...

"you lost me at pepsi >"

^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

I can only drink diet soder anymore

That's how I roll said...

You don't cook a ham in Pepsi, you cook that fucker in Coke.


SCIENCE! Look it up!

Beth said...

"beth is a homer"

Just cause I live in Atlanta doesn't change the fact that Coke is much better than Pepsi (or for me diet coke is better than diet pepsi), just like the fact that EP lives in NY doesn't change the fact that true NY pizza is amazing.

Keef said...

I don't cook ham. I get it at Honeybaked Ham

That's how I roll said...

"I can only drink diet soder anymore"

Unfortunate

Keef said...

"just like the fact that EP lives in NY doesn't change the fact that true NY pizza is amazing."


I hope this was (s) because it's not amazing

That's how I roll said...

"I get it at Honeybaked Ham"

This doesn't fit the budget anymore

Jugdish said...

I hope this was (s) because it's not amazing


chicago is the better...CoLOV

Jugdish said...

I raise and slaughter my own pigs


/keef

Keef said...

"This doesn't fit the budget anymore"

Anything fits the budget for Thanksgiving

Beth said...

"I hope this was (s) because it's not amazing"

And the bait was taken...

But no, that was not S.

El Padrino said...

chicago doesnt have pizza

colov

El Padrino said...

diet soda is awful

Keef said...

If I want a NY style pizza, I'll go buy a Digiorno pizza, take it out of the box, put all the toppings on the cardboard piece underneath the pizza, and bake it.

Keef said...

"diet soda is awful"

I used to think so.

Jugdish said...

don't forget folding it in half...that is essential

isiah thompson said...

I can only drink diet soder anymore


makes sense (opera)

Beth said...

If I want a NY style pizza, I'll go buy a Digiorno pizza, take it out of the box, put all the toppings on the cardboard piece underneath the pizza, and bake it while watching a good musical DVD.

*fixed

isiah thompson said...

I can only drink diet soder anymore

I don't drink diet soda because I'm a man and it tastes like ass. I can't get past the fake sugar taste.

isiah thompson said...

diet soda is awful


DOUBLE DRAGON!

Keef said...

Eating pizza while watching The Music Man is pure heaven

isiah thompson said...

pepsi products greater > coke products


it's science

Keef said...

I don't drink diet soda because I'm a man and it taste like ass. I can't get past the fake sugar taste.


*fized

bleutard said...

diet pop?

bleutard said...

"pepsi products greater > coke products"


he ain't lyin

Keef said...

Chris Johnson on Dan Patrick right now. He sounds like he's asleep and/or high

isiah thompson said...

I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!

El Padrino said...

"If I want a NY style pizza, I'll go buy a Digiorno pizza, take it out of the box, put all the toppings on the cardboard piece underneath the pizza, and bake it."

you are much better than this

El Padrino said...

"pepsi products greater > coke products"

DOUBLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

bleu - do you think the broncos will finally start to use Royal?


please advice

That's how I roll said...

"I'M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!"


I'M HAVING A DEW RIGHT NOW

Keef said...

"you are much better than this"

But NY pizza isn't.

El Padrino said...

not digornio

That's how I roll said...

I MISSED THE DEW JOKE

El Padrino said...

"But NY pizza isn't."

not even close and not arguing about it

isiah thompson said...

digiorno makes a couple of quality pies


NS

El Padrino said...

talladega nights you fool

isiah thompson said...

I MISSED THE DEW JOKE



it was a movie quote

That's how I roll said...

"it was a movie quote"

I know

JFreak said...

"It was highly entertaining too."

so's your face.

S.

Beth said...

Yep, didn't expect that one.

S

El Padrino said...

freak's here

bleutard said...

"bleu - do you think the broncos will finally start to use Royal?"

the only guy worth a damn in this system is brandon marshall.

They use way too many recievers, and the only guy they "gameplan" for is Marshall.

and then next week eddie royal will have 12 catches.

JFreak said...

I'm bored with this.

Bring me entertainment.

El Padrino said...

your face is bored

El Padrino said...

are you not entertained?

Beth said...

I'm bored with this.

Bring me socks.


*way to easy of a fix

JFreak said...

"your face is bored"

yes.

"are you not entertained?"

no.

"*way to easy of a fix"

go back to previewing.

Beth said...

Go back to sleep.

JFreak said...

At this point that would just be overkill.

isiah thompson said...

freak has been acting weird lately, I wonder if the death count for neighborhood cats has gone up recently?

El Padrino said...

maybe he's grown out of socks and actually wants to fornicate with a lady

JFreak said...

I'd keith a few cats, if I had to.

That's how I roll said...

I want a nice air rifle.

isiah thompson said...

I want a nice air rifle.


you'll shoot your eye out

JFreak said...

"THE FACEBOOK TRICK: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then left click and magic crcles will appear."

This is entirely true and I am surprised it worked.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dog lovers dont watch

especially dont watch with sound

That's how I roll said...

"Happy birthday today to Ryan Braun, who turns 26. Braun is now a two-time All Star starter, a two-time Silver Slugger winner, and in 2009 he was in the top ten in the NL in batting average, slugging, OPS, ABs, runs, hits, total bases, doubles, RBI, extra base hits and HBP."



I love you, Braunny

Spaceman Spiff said...

glad i got him in the keeper league

isiah thompson said...

"Happy birthday today to Ryan Braun, a jew, who turns 26. Braun is now a two-time All Star starter, a two-time Silver Slugger winner, and in 2009 he was in the top ten in the NL in batting average, slugging, OPS, ABs, runs, hits, total bases, doubles, RBI, extra base hits and HBP."


*fized

El Padrino said...

like 20 pics of blake lively freak

Spaceman Spiff said...

before blake lively got hot

isiah thompson said...

apparently OSU is wearing "throwback" uni's this weekend.

That's how I roll said...

"before blake lively got hot"

WOOF

That's how I roll said...

Jeebus chris. I don't think I have any pitchers worth keeping, in the MLB Keeper.

That's how I roll said...

EST lunch wall

bleutard said...

we have an MLB keeper?

bleutard said...

i'm getting super pissed with a consultant right about now...she's about to get fucking fired

bleutard said...

firing bleutard is on a rampage

isiah thompson said...

before blake lively got hot


nazi'd on that but bravo to spiffg for crushing dreams one mo' gain*!

isiah thompson said...

At least one team has confirmed it has interest in Iverson. New York Knicks president of basketball operations Donnie Walsh told the New York Daily News on Monday night that the team will explore the possibility of signing Iverson.


might be a decent fit for dantanna*

That's how I roll said...

"nazi'd on that but bravo to spiffg for crushing dreams one mo' gain*!"


Its BRUTAL

That's how I roll said...

I wish I could fire someone

JFreak said...

It's a shot from when she was in high school, and she doesn't look that way now.

None of my dreams have been crushed.

El Padrino said...

i'll take iverson right now

isiah thompson said...

gameday will be in Tucson this week.

isiah thompson said...

tem have you heard a new and improved arena league is starting back up?

isiah thompson said...

None of my dreams have been crushed.


IN YOU FACE!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

what's going on in Tuscon

isiah thompson said...

zona vs Oregon, I think

El Padrino said...

pac 20 championship on the line?

El Padrino said...

20?

i think i meant 10

El Padrino said...

jesus

isiah thompson said...

this year's Michigan team ranks ninth in the Big Ten in scoring defense (28.1 points per game), eighth in pass defense (235.5 yard per game), 10th in run defense (164.7) and ninth in total defense (400.2) …


don't stare directly at those stats, yeeeeeesh

El Padrino said...

that pisses me off, i hate bad defense

Deluxe said...

Thank God it wasn't the H1N1.

That's how I roll said...

Poachers are fucking dirtbags

bleutard said...

your momma

bleutard said...

going

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bleutard said...

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bleutard said...

run

bleutard said...

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