Tuesday, November 10, 2009

BIGBUT

License Plate

Saw BIGBUT the other day. The lady driving it didn't look like she would have a big ass, but maybe she did. She was pretty skinny up top, so I wondered if she just ballooned out at the bottom. Maybe she looked like a pyramid or something. In any case I guess BIGBUTT was taken or she could have had that. You get 7 letters. Or maybe she just likes to argue and always brings a big "but" to the argument....kind of like "a huge if I know." I guess we will never know because I am not going to ask her.

Hockey Talk

Colorado and San Jose have the most points, must be the best teams.

NBA Talk

Boston and Phoenix have the best records, they must be the best teams.

Abdul Jabar has leukemia...Shoots up the death pool draft board.

LeBron says winning is more important than money...easy for him to say since he will make tons of money no matter where he goes....Hmmm, get $125M and be on a sucky team or get $120M and be on a winning team?

Other sports news

Some tennis guy wants Agassi to give back his winnings and titles because he did meth. Whatever. Nobody should be shocked or surprised that Agassi did drugs. Hell him and Jeremy Mayfield probably went in 50/50 on a meth lab investment.

Michael Phelps sucks without the new suit. Missed 2 of 3 finals wearing the old suit. I am guessing everyone else was wearing the new suit. In any case those new suits with the motors in them really do make you swim faster. Maybe I will enter the Olympics and just jump in the pool with a speed boat. I'll just say, "what? it's my suit."

ElTardo Saturday posts are dumb. Never read them since they are posted on Saturday.

Someone won the WSOP. I know who, but I won't tell. I'll give you a hint though, it wasn't me.

Money fantasy team is 8-1 now. Looking vulnerable though after starting 7-0. Steve Slaton's fumblitis really hurts.

Tem movie review

The Blind Side

I can not believe how fast Hollywood makes movies after something in real life happens. I swear, the event this stuff is based on happened like last year, but they fired off the movie real quick like. Even got Sandra Bullock to star in it. She has been in lots of movies lately. I guess she better get it while the getting is good because it'll go downhill fast. Even Michelle Pfeifer's career fell off after 50 or whatever. I mean damn, it wasn't that long ago that Michelle was humping ladders and singing songs, now she is in like 1 movie a year.

Anyway, as we all know this movie is about that writer from SI, Dr. Z. He had a stroke and apparently when this happens one side of your body just is all kinds of fucked up. So this movie is about his Blind Side. I guess Sandra Bullock plays his wife, not sure why they picked a hot chick to be a sportswriters wife, but hey I guess ElTardo's wife isn't bad to look at. So Dr. Z has a stroke, can't see out of one side. So at first SB just sits on the good side, but then she realizes that her husband kind of sucks and can't do things right so she begins to hang out with his brother Dr. Y. Dr. Y is played by Omar Epps, who you might remember as the current coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

So Sandra and Dr. Y hang out and start getting it on. To make sure that Dr. Z never figures it out they always knock boots on his blind side. Of course he finally catches on and when he does he strokes out again and dies.

The End.

3 telmet stickers out of 5.

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Keef said...

Eli is LVP

blue said...

lame

tem said...

Eli is 2.4 good games away from being elite.

/Ep

Ohio is the better said...

here we go

Keef said...

My $FNFL team has the most points scored in my league, but also has the most pts against, so I'm 5-4. I need them to play better defense

Keef said...

The 2nd place team has the fewest points

Keef said...

Eli is eliter than Brady

/LP

tem said...

"My $FNFL team has the most points scored in my league, but also has the most pts against, so I'm 5-4. I need them to play better defense"


same for me in the $$$ league i am zeking. but i am 4-5 and have the 2nd most points so i guess it isn't the exact same.

Ohio is the better said...

kyle orton was doo-doo last night

Jugdish said...

eli is worth every penny they are paying him


/ep

Keef said...

kyle orton was Eli last night


*fized

blue said...

kyle orton was jay cutler last night

Ohio is the better said...

what's with the eli talk

did he quit or something?

El Padrino said...

fools

El Padrino said...

suite doosh bank news

El Padrino said...

that 21 year old won the wsop

El Padrino said...

kelly kapowski is pregnant

Jugdish said...

kelly kapowski is pregnant

epfast

Jugdish said...

fort hood shooting = terrorist attack


will you hear the government say that? doubtful

El Padrino said...

it's tracy being tracy people

tem said...

great day so far.

El Padrino said...

teddy grahams are the fucking bomb

Beth said...

"great day so far"

Sounds like someone finally sealed the deal with the pharmacist.

Jugdish said...

delayed effect of the temsagna

Keef said...

"that 21 year old won the wsop"


Thanks for the spoiler, douche

Meiz said...

"tem is neglecting LOV"


^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Thanks for the spoiler, douche


its all over the interwebs

Keef said...

"its all over the interwebs"


it was (s)

Jugdish said...

it was (s)


gotchya

blue said...

"Thanks for the spoiler, douche
its all over the interwebs"


tem has a sextape with the pharmacist?

blue said...

if so, spiff will link it

El Padrino said...

this could be like the trial of the new millennium, the trial of Roeder, guy who killed, not murdered, the abortion doc

Keef said...

So he kilt him, but didn't murder him. Got it

I want to be just like him said...

from that link:

"“People seemed to not be laughing at his jokes, but more because they were shocked and appalled with what was coming out of his mouth,” reports one audience member. Morgan talked trash about homosexuality (saying it’s “a choice,” which drew gasps), drugs, pornography and what he calls “politricks” — far edgier subjects than what his alter ego, Jordan, gets air time for."


Caput Mundiers are soft EP.

ToddPacker said...

"Scott Roeder confessed Monday to killing Wichita abortion doctor George Tiller, saying he had no regrets because "preborn children were in imminent danger."

lunatic

blue said...

effect/affect suck

I want to be just like him said...

apparently Chuck Weiss will be fired at season's end.

damn shame

ns

El Padrino said...

WHY DO FLAGS GET PLACED AT HALF STAFF?

invisible flag of Death



COOL

Meiz said...

"Caput Mundiers are soft EP."


We already knew they can't take a joke. They're still all up in arms about their buildings falling down.

Jugdish said...

apparently Chuck Weiss will be fired at season's end.



new skins coach...suite

Steve said...

"this could be like the trial of the new millennium, the trial of Roeder, guy who killed, not murdered, the abortion doc"

na. It’s gonna be another nut job behind bars. He’s a murderer.

Everybody who commits murder thinks it was justified.

I want to be just like him said...

new skins coach...suite

hopefully they'd follow it up by drafting Jimmah* Claussen

Jugdish said...

na. It’s gonna be another nut job behind bars. He’s a murderer.


^^^

El Padrino said...

"na. It’s gonna be another nut job behind bars. He’s a murderer."


i agree but you never know what media will run with, this could be it being as it's always been a hot button topic

remember kevorkian?

El Padrino said...

"Jimmah* Claussen"

i am extremely upset that i feel this way but i think he will be a good pro

::hanging head in shame::

Jugdish said...

i am extremely upset that i feel this way but i think he will be a good pro, maybe elite


fixed

I want to be just like him said...

why has google had a bunch of Sesame Street characters in their "google" lately?

El Padrino said...

40th anniversary of sesame street

Jugdish said...

its like their 40th anniversary or something. kimmell interviewed big bird last night

I want to be just like him said...

Everybody who commits murder thinks it was justified.


I don't believe in murder, but I'd deck a bitch if she rose up.


/deke

Jugdish said...

but I'd deck a bitch if she rose up.



still funny

Meiz said...

I picked up Dahntay Jones in my $$$ league last night.


::shame::

I want to be just like him said...

i am extremely upset that i feel this way but i think he will be a good pro


he needs to hit the weight room, he'll get broke in half in the pro's.

I want to be just like him said...

re: sesame street's 40th yr anniversary

thanks and regards

Meiz said...

"but I'd deck a bitch if she rose up."


Fuckin' A

El Padrino said...

suite interactive NY TIMES chart depicting who the jobless are in our country by race, sex, age, etc.

I want to be just like him said...

Thursday NFL this week


DET

ToddPacker said...

"We already knew they can't take a joke. They're still all up in arms about their buildings falling down."

unfunny

El Padrino said...

"Thursday NFL this week


DET"


and i finally have nfl network

El Padrino said...

in you face CABLEVISION!

Keef said...

Giants are +3 vs. BYE

Jugdish said...

wait for the ebay picks

I want to be just like him said...

fmz was watching that lamar odom/kong kardashian wedding joint last night and I peeped game on some parts.


some of lamar's behavior was deplorable.

El Padrino said...

WAIT FOR IT!

what movie

Keef said...

"fmz was watching that lamar odom/kong kardashian wedding joint last night and I peeped game on some parts."


cmk was watching that too. I went to bed

Meiz said...

I think the NFL Network is overrated. Nerve watched it whilst at the klan haus.

Keef said...

"WAIT FOR IT!

what movie"


it's not a tumahhh

Keef said...

Larry Johnson does not sound like he is smat*

El Padrino said...

it's not a tumahhh


excellent

Jugdish said...

I think the NFL Network is overrated. Nerve watched it whilst at the klan haus


where is it currently rated?

I want to be just like him said...

I think the NFL Network is overrated. Nerve watched it whilst at the klan haus.


I don't watch a ton of NFLN but they've got some decent programming usually.

Keef said...

I haven't watcht* NFLN yet

Meiz said...

"I don't watch a ton of NFLN but they've got some decent programming usually."


Just seems to be behind on news & info. They talk about stuff you've heard & read hours & even days ago.

El Padrino said...

nfln is not grate but it has live football on thursday nights from here on out

games i used to have to go to bars or miss in the past

Keef said...

"Just seems to be behind on news & info. They talk about stuff you've heard & read hours & even days ago."


I will not turn that into an LP joke

blue said...

NFLN is the bees knees

only racists and bastards feel differently

kodiac said...

I don't get the nfln

woe; although when the Vikes have played on Thursday in the past, they have also shown the game locally...so at least there's that

Meiz said...

I took a glorious dump last night.

I want to be just like him said...

FYI:

trade deadline in Y! is

Friday, November 20th

I want to be just like him said...

I took a glorious dump last night.


nothing better than taking a good griswold.

Deluxe said...

I don't think anyone said it but, Kindergaren Cop.

Deluxe said...

excuse me, Kindegarten.

Deluxe said...

damn, kindergarten.

Meiz said...

"excuse me, Kindegarten."


Is this S?

Meiz said...

nerve mind

El Padrino said...

ever forget something you should know really well?

damn, took me like 10 minutes to remember the formula for converting a bond into stock

blue said...

yeah, someone said it.


but thanks deluxrino

blue said...

"ever forget something you should know really well?"


like ROMANCE?

JFreak said...

I was going to post all of TMQ to spice up today but blooger says: "Your HTML cannot be accepted: Must be at most 4,096 characters"

Sadface.

I guess I'll just link it.

I want to be just like him said...

ever forget something you should know really well?


like spelling?

I want to be just like him said...

STOCKHOLM -- Wearing an old-style swimsuit, Michael Phelps missed out on two finals and barely qualified for a third Tuesday at a World Cup short-course meet.


Phelps needs to get back on the juice.

blue said...

thanks for reading the post jim zorn

Jugdish said...

damn, took me like 10 minutes to remember the formula for converting a bond into stock


what if S-T-O-C-K really meant B-O-N-D?

tem said...

"WHY DO FLAGS GET PLACED AT HALF STAFF?"

staff??

/lp

I want to be just like him said...

thanks for reading the post jim zorn

I ♥ the black and maroon!

Jugdish said...

He went on to say that the Kansas City media is tough. Every little thing he says gets blown up.


hilarity

I want to be just like him said...

thanks for reading the post jim zorn


I usually scroll through, my reader failed to inform me that it had already been broughten* up.

I'll take the blame but not the responsibility.

tem said...

*cmk was watching that too. I went to bed to get some sleep in now before i start working 17 hour days.

*fized

Steve said...

**cmk was watching that too. I went to bed to get some sleep in now before i start LOVing 17 hour days.

**fized

tem said...

i thought it was a good movie review today too. nobody read it.

::stank face::

I want to be just like him said...

ever forget something you should know really well?



you should never forget that elisha sucks.

blue said...

what's that motto:

never forget or something

I want to be just like him said...

peeped game on the season finale of Mad Men and it was pheeeenominal.

blue said...

so you're a peeper

Meiz said...

"i thought it was a good movie review today too. nobody read it.

::stank face::"


Fine. I'll read the damn movie review. It better suck me.

blue said...

spiff/jim zorn

bet for next week?

Jugdish said...

spiff/jim zorn

bet for next week?



sure, ill take the final Y! line, 90 minute name pic change


/zeke

I want to be just like him said...

bet for next week?

isn't it a requirement?

3 day "standard" bet?

Jugdish said...

sure, ill take the final Y! line, 90 minute name pic change


/zeke



why so long?

/keef

blue said...

standard is fine with me.

i haven't had my name changed in a long time

blue said...

warshington is going to win sooner or later

El Padrino said...

SO TAKE, THESE BROKEN WINGS
SO I CAN FLY AGAIN

Keef said...

"ever forget something you should know really well?"


Like 9/11?

Keef said...

"He went on to say that the Kansas City media is tough. Every little thing he says gets blown up."

Heard him say that on Dan Patrick. What a ratard

Keef said...

why so long?

/LP



*fized

Keef said...

"*cmk was watching that too. I went to bed to get some sleep in now before i start working 17 hour days."


The more I'm at work, the less I'm at home. Isn't that what marriage is about?

Jugdish said...

do you need a good jugvorce lawyer?


s

ToddPacker said...

"The more I'm at work, the less I'm at home. Isn't that what marriage is about?"

yup

El Padrino said...

"Like 9/11?"

how is this even remotely funny?

I want to be just like him said...

"The more I'm at work, the less I'm at home. Isn't that what marriage is about?"



I thought marriage meant you could legally slap-a-bitch?


/deke

Beth said...

"The more I'm at work, the less I'm at home. Isn't that what marriage is about?"

I thought marriage was about me not having to give blowjobs anymore.

El Padrino said...

"The more I'm at work, the less I'm at home. Isn't that what marriage is about?"

tell him what he's won Bob!

ToddPacker said...

beth knows

Jugdish said...

how is this even remotely funny?



you'd be amazed at what can be funny when you have had a box of franzia before noon

El Padrino said...

jesus christmas, golf balls are killing us all!!!

ToddPacker said...

jug, what are the dates that you will be in orlando... i know you posted them before, but i don't feel like tying to find it

Jugdish said...

jug, what are the dates that you will be in orlando... i know you posted them before, but i don't feel like tying to find it



found out today...no orlando trip for jug anymore. uncle sam is being cheap. bossman didn't want to pay for it

Beth said...

"found out today...no orlando trip for jug anymore. uncle sam is being cheap. bossman didn't want to pay for it"

Translation: Jug doesn't want to hang out with tp but doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

Jugdish said...

Translation: Jug doesn't want to hang out with tp but doesn't want to hurt his feelings.


not true

Steve said...

"Translation: Jug doesn't want to hang out with tp but doesn't want to hurt his feelings."

Damn Jug...that's stone cold. Senior Citizens can be fun to hang out with too. My Grandpa is trip, he's always saying the craziest things.

Meiz said...

Translation: Jug doesn't want to hang out with tp and his kids but doesn't want to hurt his feelings.



*fized

Beth said...

"not true"

My comment was S btw.

I'd think TP would be great to crash with - he spends so much time on the couch that it's probably 50-50 that you'd end up in the bed with cmtp.

Steve said...

or maybe Jug has something to hide...

I want to be just like him said...

Damn Jug...that's stone cold. Senior Citizens can be fun to hang out with too. My Grandpa is trip, he's always saying the craziest things.


your grandpappy is Clayton Bigsby?

I want to be just like him said...

"Translation: Jug doesn't want to hang out with TP because he thinks the old man might get confused and think yug is homeless and try to punch him"


*fized

ToddPacker said...

funny stuff

ToddPacker said...

i was trying to book a flight to atlanta and i would have left from orlando if the dates lined up

Meiz said...

"your grandpappy is Clayton Bigsby?"


White pawer


/dekkke

ToddPacker said...

train trip to SC this weekend

Meiz said...

New guy started today. He's got nothing to say.

Meiz said...

"train trip to SC this weekend"


Train?

I'm in!



/beth

ToddPacker said...

"New guy started today. He's got nothing to say."

dummy and a mute... sounds like fun

Even an Asian football team could beat the Redskins said...

where brooklyn at

where brooklyn at

where brooklyn at

ToddPacker said...

how was the parade, spiff?

El Padrino said...

spiff's back

Jugdish said...

lots of fix hilarity

Meiz said...

hundredpushups.com

El Padrino said...

"One jet and two yachts. In 2007, he outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a dinosaur skull, shelling out $276,000 for the artifact. His homes included three castles -- plus two islands in the Bahamas. Among his "dozen or so" mansions, one Bel Air home, purchased in 1998, features a billiard room with a 1955 Jaguar parked inside plus an array of "shrunken heads." Out of his 50 cars, the most Cage ever shelled out was $495,000 on Lamborghini -- used."


Nic Cage is my hero.

blue said...

is that some sort of gay joke

Jugdish said...

ep is gonna have a little brother!

tem said...

your face is a gay joke

El Padrino said...

that's gross

tem said...

holy fuck it is only 2:22 EST?

Beth said...

Yikes, looks like we need to shorten that name spiff.

Beth said...

Gotta be away from the computer for work stuff in a few minutes but after that I'll try to fix it. Unless you can figure out some way to shorten it before then.

Jugdish said...

Gotta be under a desk for work stuff in a few minutes but after that I'll try to fix it. Unless you can figure out some way to shorten it before then.



fixed

blue said...

like hitting a beachball into the ocean side drive

blue said...

is tem going to the "big game" this weekend?

blue said...

my fnba team is already dreadful

tem said...

"my fnba team is already dreadful"

same

tem said...

"is tem going to the "big game" this weekend?"

i doubt i will get tickets for it. but i might go and tailgate all day, depending on what the weather is like.

ToddPacker said...

there's a fnba league?

tem said...

i'm not a big buckeye fan, so sitting around in 40 degree weather drinking before a buckeye game is not on my to do list. especially when i can sit inside and drink and watch other games.

El Padrino said...

"i doubt i will get tickets for it. but i might go and tailgate all day, depending on what the weather is like."

think he meant WVU @ undefeated Cincy

ToddPacker said...

"i'm not a big buckeye fan, so sitting around in 40 degree weather drinking before a buckeye game is not on my to do list. especially when i can sit inside and drink and watch other games."

if you go to the tailgate you'll get to see guys wearing balls around their neck

Keef said...

"jesus christmas, golf balls are killing us all!!!"


2 months at the new haus and we've had about 4 golf balls end up in our front yard

Keef said...

"if you go to the tailgate you'll get to see guys wearing balls around their neck"


As opposed to going to Gainesville and seeing guys with balls in their mouth

El Padrino said...

zing

ToddPacker said...

"As opposed to going to Gainesville and seeing guys with balls in their mouth"

you thinking of ASU games, keith

Keef said...

"SO TAKE, THESE BROKEN WINGS
SO I CAN FLY AGAIN"


Wow, those are almost the lyrics

Keef said...

"you thinking of ASU games, keith"

no

ToddPacker said...

nothing funnier than seeing a grow man with balls around his neck crying

Meiz said...

As opposed to going to Gainesville and seeing bum punchers with balls in their mouth


*fized

tem said...

"think he meant WVU @ undefeated Cincy"

probably not.

Keef said...

wava

Keef said...

"nothing funnier than seeing a grow man with balls around his neck crying"


this is at least as funny

El Padrino said...

jorts vs balls

who ya got!

Keef said...

Krispy Kreme is awful

ToddPacker said...

"this is at least as funny"

they're both funny

I want to be just like him said...

jorts vs balls - ZE SLAPPER!®

I want to be just like him said...

Krispy Kreme is awful

eteo

Keef said...

"jorts vs balls

who ya got!"


Balls of course

/LP

Keef said...

"eteo"

i'm not a fan. I'd rather have just the regular ol' donuts from the grocery store

I want to be just like him said...

i'm not a fan. I'd rather have just the regular ol' donuts from the grocery store


I've only erve* had their regular glazed and they are phenominal.

Keef said...

Former astronaut pleads guilty to burglary, battery in confronting romantic rival but gets off easy



Wow, kinda personal info

Beth said...

Eating a few Krispy Kremes while watching Family Guy - pure heaven for most people, pure hell for keith.

Keef said...

Vid*yo of that soccer brawl I linkt earlier

Keef said...

"Eating a few Krispy Kremes while watching Family Guy - pure heaven for most people, pure hell for keith."


If that's pure heaven for some people, they need to just get in the box

Keef said...

Can't imagine what's going through that DC sniper's mind today

Meiz said...

"Krispy Kreme is awful"


This is S, right?

Keef said...

"This is S, right?"

No, but your face is

I want to be just like him said...

Can't imagine what's going through that DC sniper's mind today


Sniper's Mind: Thanks Obama!

Meiz said...

"I've only erve* had their regular glazed and they are phenominal."


Yes^^

El Padrino said...

orginal glazed from krispy kreme are hdh

Keef said...

"Sniper's Mind: Thanks Obama!"


Obamer: This terrible tragedy could have been avoided had the previous administration been paying closer attention

El Padrino said...

dc sniper wants mercy

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaaa

blue said...

I meant the WaVA/Cincy game

(ns)


no idear who tOSU even plays this week

Keef said...

block

Keef said...

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Keef said...

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