What a weekend of football. Alabamer should have lost. If they didn't have that 400lb fatas. block 2 FGs (AHIK*) they would have lost. Cincy continued to roll, even w/o their QB. Iowa wins on a last second score, and then they move up 2 spots in the BCS rankings. Iowa beats N. Iowa & Arkansas State by a total of 4 pts and then beat a 4-4 MSU team on a last second score, and they're ranked 4th. I know it's not a big deal because it's October, but if Iowa does end up going undefeated and finish in the top 2 (AHIK*), they will get steamrolled in the title game.
In NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE action, there were lots of blowouts. Colts, Pats, Bangles*, Chargers, Packers, Jets all won by at least 4 TDs. The purple kods finally lost. Alex Smiff came in and almost looked like a #1 draft pick. Dolphins had the Saints down but couldn't finish it.
So I guess Sam Bradtard* is gonna have season ending surgery (shocking) and then enter next season's NFL draft (shocking). Sucks for him that he cost himself probably about $10-15 mil by coming back to school this year.
I'm not watching the beisbol game, but right now it's 3-1 Yankees in the 7th inning. Yanks/Phils WS is just awful. Giants are also losing 24-14 right now to the Cardinals. Hopefully there aren't TVs down in Jamaica. Or if there are, hopefully they're at least 6 feet off the ground.
*Update: Yanks win, Carston Charles v. Clifton Pfifer Lee in Game 1 on Wednesday. Cleveland Indians fans rejoice!!!
I didn't see UFC104, but it sounds as if Rua outperformed Machida, but Machida got the unanimous decision. I guess they've already verbally agreed to a rematch. So that will probably suck.
Csil was telling me about how on Friday night she and a friend were guinea pigs for some police training in Phoenix. They got to drink throughout the night and after each drink, the police would field test them and give them a breathalyzer. I guess she ended up having 10 drinks and blew a .16. Then she drove home. I keed. But that sounds like a pretty suite gig. Her friend is dating a cop (who's married with kids) so I tolt her to tell me the next time they have that training because I like to drink for free too.
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this still cracks me up, and to top it off the Indians just hired the Nats old manager
"I tolt her to tell me the next time they have that training because I like to drink for free too"
keithskate
giants game was fun to watch
yanks/phils... i guess i'm rooting for the phils
keithskate
keefskate is funny. I have heard of that stuff before...would be cool to take part in
Jug, just a piece of advice but you may want to quit betting on the Bears.
And the weekend LOV comments led me to your Halloween party pics on your blog jug. Nice pics and definitely a nice butt on that 1 gal. :-) But which guy is you in the pics?
yeah it hasn't worked out well for me lately...yesterday in particular
i dressed up as the allan from The Hangover....so just the one pic
tem doesn't think my costume was that good
You shoulda said you were the hot girl showing her ass, then I would've been REALLY impressed with your costume.
Tem probably didn't even see the pic of your costume, his reader described it to him.
beth, you going to the fla/georgia game this weekend?
You got a ticket for me?
he's got some pulled pork for you
"You got a ticket for me?"
i might... if you don't mind sitting in a jorts section
A jorts section filled with UF fans. Gee, that sounds so appealing.
"A jorts section filled with UF fans. Gee, that sounds so appealing"
good point, spending the day barking is much more appealing
A jorts section filled with UF fans. Gee, that sounds so appealing.
don't they do that tomahawk chop too?
s
"spending the day barking is much more appealing"
Good to see you understand.
I've talked to several die-hard UGA fans about the UF game and it could just be unrealistic hopefulness (ok, it's almost certainly that) but a lot of UGA fans think this is just the kind of season where UGA might beat UF - when noone expects them to and where UGA's season is already shot.
"don't they do that tomahawk chop too?"
UF's gator chomp thing looks like Steve trying to clap to me.
Pics weren't bad, Jug. Could have been better tho...
"I've talked to several die-hard UGA fans about the UF game and it could just be unrealistic hopefulness (ok, it's almost certainly that) but a lot of UGA fans think this is just the kind of season where UGA might beat UF - when noone expects them to and where UGA's season is already shot"
i agree... if uf plays like it has the last 2 weeks, uga will win
"UF's gator chomp thing looks like Steve trying to clap to me."
yup
"UF's gator chomp thing looks like Steve trying to clap to me."
hilarity
Pics weren't bad, Jug. Could have been better tho...
I'm not a big picture taker. i tend to lose cameras and jump off bridges here and there.
that group is a fun one though. we got kicked out of a bar a few weeks ago because some of the girls were pulling each others shirts up. my mental pics are suite
Pics weren't bad, Jug. Could have been better tho...
H is getting cocky because he is going to be slapping balls with joe francis
If keith had posted those pics he'd have sworn all those girls were virgins and hadn't ever seen a dong.
i've seen plenty of dong
/Lp
we are close to U of H, so maybe blue can post them on Conference USA poon
tem did the police training thing in columbus.
it is fantastic.
actually it is a little disappointing because they try to get you to .15 or so and you only get 1 drink every 15 or 30 minutes.
if you are a lightweight you get cut off early while the other folks catch up.
"Tem probably didn't even see the pic of your costume, his reader described it to him."
reader doesn't work weekends so i don't get lov WE
actually it is a little disappointing because they try to get you to .15 or so and you only get 1 drink every 15 or 30 minutes.
shots or beers?
"UF's gator chomp thing looks like Steve trying to clap to me."
high larrry ity
just added this event to my calendar:
"Nov 12th OSU bball in the Bricker Sweet"
goddmann it LOV making me dumber and less spellier.
"shots or beers?"
shots is 1 every 15.
beers is the same, but that is a hard pace to keep.
if you drink beers and are a good drinker they will start to get on your ass to drink faster or switch to shots.
in any case when tem did it he had 16 shots over like 4 and a half hours.
i think csil stole the story from Tem
the police escort to and from the academy is fun.
although you aren't drunk for either one. because they do sobriety testing on you for like 2hrs and you don't drink during that.
so by the time you do all the testing and wrap everything up you hadn't had a drink in like 3hrs so you are nearly stone cone sober.
"i think csil stole the story from Tem"
possible. i am sure i tolt the story here before.
everyone keeps talking about these stupid pilots being 150miles off course.
that's like a 20 minute issue...nobody mentions that it's 20 minutes..they just mention that they're 150miles off course because that sounds more dramatic
fuck the media
"possible. i am sure i tolt the story here before."
i'm sure you have too
So they were only asleep for 20 minutes. Gee, that's not a problem at all.
so by the time you do all the testing and wrap everything up you hadn't had a drink in like 3hrs so you are nearly stone cone sober.
do they give you and food, like wings or something?
and = any
So they were only asleep for 20 minutes. Gee, that's not a problem at all.
right. didn't they say they were side tracked because they were having a heated discussion about procedures or something?
"do they give you and food, like wings or something?"
yeah, they have pizza and sammiches and chips and what nots.
jug, are you enjoying the jay cutler era as much as i am?
"do they give you and food, like wings or something?"
I hear they even provide ugly women for you to hit on when you're drunk.
at least columbus did, i guess i can't say what goes on at csil's thing.
"I hear they even provide ugly women for you to hit on when you're drunk."
funny thing, they start the evening with ugly women to hit on, but then sometime during the night they bring in some decent looking ones, then even later they switch those ones out with some good looking ones.
jug, are you enjoying the jay cutler era as much as i am?
i do like him...hard to really get on him for yesterday when the defense couldn't stop the bungles offense.
AJA the hottest girl there was a cop doing sobriety tests.
She did not enjoy getting hit on while telling tem to walk in a straight line.
"i do like him...hard to really get on him for yesterday when the defense couldn't stop the bungles offense."
i was watching the game, and when they got down by a bunch early i tolt cmblue..."i've seen this before, cutler will have at least 3 picks now trying to come back"
he's still a better QB than Orton hears a who, but he's a douche
"She did not enjoy getting hit on while telling tem to walk in a straight line."
TJW would have nailed her.
"If keith had posted those pics he'd have sworn all those girls were virgins and hadn't ever seen a dong."
don't hate.
/mize
he's still a better QB than Orton hears a who, but he's a douche
he is, he can make a lot of throws orton can't. right now the bears o line is a big problem, and their pass defense. i don't think they are as bad as they were yesterday.
"he is, he can make a lot of throws orton can't."
Like to the other team?
that's the one throw Orton can't seem to make
"don't hate.
/mize"
While I'm happy for Mize in that he seems to be enjoying life finally (ns), for LOV amusement purposes Mize being happy is not a good thing.
happy mize is like good mood tem.
it is not good for bidness.
"giants game was fun to watch"
^^^
so i wonder if LP still thinks Shaun Hill is a "good QB"
or that Eli is "elite"
Frozen chunk of poop?
"so i wonder if LP still thinks Shaun Hill is a "good QB"
or that Eli is "elite""
He also thinks Delhomme is solid
"possible. i am sure i tolt the story here before."
I remember that
that's the one throw Orton can't seem to make
he is quite capable
How did they find him?
I'm hoping to have good pictures from the GGW show to post on my blog...
I'm hoping to have good pictures from the GGW show to post on my blog...
we hope you do too
it will be disappointing if only the bus is there, but no girls
I concur. That would be disappointing.
I concur. That would be disappointing.
it would also be hilarity
if there are no ggw girls then there should be a riot.
and not the riot you'd expect at a NDR concert.
GGW goes to places to find girls...they don't bring them with them do they?
"Or more than one something. Minnesota had a sure touchdown nullified midway through the fourth quarter when Vikings tight end Jeff Dugan roll-blocked a Steelers rusher and was called for tripping. I thought it was a bad call. In the NBC viewing room, Rodney Harrison and Tony Dungy were apoplectic."
apoplectic? they couldn't eat sugar? wft does apoplectic mean?
"GGW goes to places to find girls...they don't bring them with them do they?"
they bring a few skanks to attract the other skanks in the area.
that way nobody has to be the first girl to show her tits. they bring their first.
apoplectic? they couldn't eat sugar? wft does apoplectic mean?
he was probably waiting weeks to work that word into a conversation or interview
i think it means delicious.
Skunkpatch, Rodney Harrison and Tony Dungy aren't food.
apoplectic is what causes tent city
i think it means having a stroke, or symptoms of a stroke
(ns)
because i used it once on here, and figured i used it wrong, so i had to look it up
blue is the sp of lov
"i think it means having a stroke, or symptoms of a stroke"
ah, he learnt it when Dr. Z stroked out.
got it.
tampa bay punted from the New England 35 yesterday.
TMQ is going to have a field day with that.
wall?
RE: UFC
i think machida got the decision because you need to really beat up the champ to take his belt. rua and him fought to a tie, tie goes to the champ.
no judge is going to take away machida's belt because rua might have out pointed him. rua has to beat him and beat him convincingly, not just probably kind of beat him.
Merriman's defines apoplectic as affected with, inclined to, or showing symptoms of stroke
as in, your face is apoplectic
fuck, 12th pick in a 12 team money bball league made for an awful draft
fuck leon washington, breaking his leg gonna cost me a keeper win
woe
but breaking your leg so that the bone is sticking out is pretty suite
not for the person who broke their leg
says you
he broke it theisman style?
keef: leon, do you want to good news or the bad news?
think he only broke the little bone in his lower leg
Mize is tired today
Mize is tired today
all that walking
I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of "There is no good news man" jokes.
Bossman seems to be in a crappy mood. Its gonna get worse when new guy gets here.
"no judge is going to take away machida's belt because rua might have out pointed him. rua has to beat him and beat him convincingly, not just probably kind of beat him."
^^^^^
Same thing happens in boxing. You have to do more as a challenger to win on decision than in a normal fight. One of De La Hoya's big fights, maybe the first time he fought Trinidad, the announcers kept saying he was winning the fight, but not doing enough to take the title. Sure enough he lost the fight to whoever it was.
"all that walking"
Most likely
"Same thing happens in boxing. You have to do more as a challenger to win on decision than in a normal fight. One of De La Hoya's big fights, "
Happened in the DLH/Mayweather fight
One of De La Hoya's big fights, maybe the first time he fought Trinidad, the announcers kept saying he was winning the fight, but not doing enough to take the title.
pretty sure they were both champs and it was a unification bout.
unify this beotch
"Meanwhile, the new Yankee Stadium didn't even make it through its first season without some structural concerns: cracks in pedestrian ramps have already started to appear. The concrete was poured by a local firm that had previously been banned from doing city work because of suspected ties to organized crime."
Big Mac is back.
"ok so before the at bat, inject this into your ass and you'll hit a homer"
I sit on it and get hammered
"Big Mac is back."
ploy to keep holliday
According to Yahoo! (and some of our commenters), Johnson wrote, "think bout a clever diss then that wit ur [expletive] pic. Christopher street boy. Is what us east coast cats call u."
Johnson ended his evening with a reminder that he makes more money than the people bugging him.
"Still richer than u," Johnson wrote. "Keep goin. Come play our game oopps forgot you can't . . . . Make me regret it. Lmao. U don't stop my checks. Lmao. So 'tweet' away."
I had to pause the Week Seven Morning Aftermath, a game-by-game look at every Sunday contest, to comment on the news that Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez was eating a hot dog on the sideline during Sunday's 38-0 win over the Raiders.
why is eating a hot dog on the sideline such a big deal?
"Where's Juan Pablo Montoya?" asks Chris Spielman incredulously about the Colombian-born driver who is just out of the top five in the standings.
"He's out having a taco," Bob Griese answered.
"why is eating a hot dog on the sideline such a big deal?"
Because it wasn't a NY hot dog
/LP
""He's out having a taco," Bob Griese answered."
I was watching the game when Spielman axed about Montoya. I didn't hear Griese say that. Hilarity
aitch dropped an LOL on my fb. Suite
H is lolling your fuck buddy? What a dick.
Lol is banned on LOV. No said anything about FB.
LOL is banned here?
What else is banned (insert your face joke here)? LOL, KC.....?
"H is lolling your fuck buddy? What a dick."
kind of
what's the official website for that once a year free credit report?
is it just freecreditreport.com
?
f-r-e-e that spells free, credit report dot com baby
Freecreditreport.com makes you enroll in that triple advantage thing to get the report.
Go to www.annualcreditreport.com instead. Plus the actual credit bureaus' websites will tell you how to request one. You are entitled to one free report per year.
I think its annualcreditreport.com
thanks.
and since this is where i go for credit advice....
is it better to leave dinky cards open with $0 balances and low limits or just cancel them?
by the by these are questions the rich family i work for asks me.
then i ask you and tell them.
It's annualcreditreport.com
Boy found alive, hiding in the attic
Bossman's hammering out a new schedule right now. New guy's gonna break his heart.
new guy has bigger better things to do
what is new guy's new yob?
new guy: Hey bossman, I have good news and bad news
"is it better to leave dinky cards open with $0 balances and low limits or just cancel them?"
better to leave them open for 2 reasons...payment history stays in the "current" section of your credit file, and it lowers your credit used vs credit limit ratio...even if they are dinky.
"what is new guy's new yob?"
Working 4:30 PM to 4:30 AM in a foundry. Yuck.
But he likes that kind of shit, so good for him and his bank accounts.
so think about it this way.
you have 3 cards one with a 10K limit, and two with $500 limits.
you have 3k in credit card debt.
so your ratio is 27%...you close those cards and your ratio jumps to 30%, lowering your credit score
"Working 4:30 PM to 4:30 AM in a foundry. Yuck."
5 days a week?
that's what i said initially but he wanted me to ask someone else and make sure.
what if you have $70k in debt?
he has way more debt than that.
add a comma and some zeros
"5 days a week?"
On 5, off 5, on 2, off 2
I think he'll get fired. He's sick often, and places like that don't play that shit.
TP?
"I think he'll get fired. He's sick often, and places like that don't play that shit."
maybe he's "sick" because he hates it there
"add a comma and some zeros"
$70,000?
add a comma and some zeros
what if you have $70k in debt?,000
"maybe he's "sick" because he hates it there"
Hmm. Maybe.
keef you hear back about that second yob yet?
"keef you hear back about that second yob yet?"
There is no good news, man
000,070,000
"000,070,000"
Whoa!!
/LP
"I think he'll get fired. He's sick often, and places like that don't play that shit."
how do you know about 'places like that'
target won't hire you because you are too qualified.
they don't want a stock boy that is smarter than the regional manager.
re: dinky cards
are we talking department store credit cards?
mize is an expert on foundries, the PGA tour, and NBA coaches
"they don't want a stock boy that is smarter than the regional manager."
Then I should be ok
how do you know about 'places like that'
he has a point deke
why, are you applying for the regional manager position?
"why, are you applying for the regional manager position?"
no
"how do you know about 'places like that'"
I have friends that work/have worked in factories. And I briefly worked in one. It was super lame.
"are we talking department store credit cards?"
some are, some are not.
is as. insinuating that he is dumber than the target regional manager?
if so i am apoplectic. or whatever that word is.
"they don't want a stock boy that is a bigger smart as. than the regional manager."
fiz
Just because I'd edumacated* doesn't mean I'm smrt*
"they don't want a stock boy that is a bigger smart as. than the regional manager."
damn
a smat as. is not a bad thing...i'm one too
just because you are edumacted doesn't mean you are dumb either.
"just because you are edumacted doesn't mean you are dumb either."
Sayings like this justify your scientist status
science is a myth
"some are, some are not."
suite
Jeezaloo
Here's a pic of the kid
meiz and EP should team up for this
"Nicknamed Little Hercules, Ukrainian-born Richard could bench press 210 pounds at the age of six after undergoing a strict regime."
i am not sure i can do 210 right now.
"meiz and EP should team up for this"
Hell yes.
"meiz and EP should team up for this"
hilarity
"meiz and EP should team up for this"
LOL!
/aitch
It annoys me when I go someplace and when it's time to pay the cashier says "OK, that's gonna be $5.38 today". I always want to say, well what's it gonna be tomorrow
I always want to say, well what's it gonna be tomorrow
depends on what you order tomorrow
"depends on what you order tomorrow"
The same thing
My point was, I figure that that's how much it costs "today" since I'm buying it "today"
So since the season starts this week, I assume we're not doing a FNBA league?
i guess that's a good assumption
So since the season starts this week, I assume we're not doing a FNBA league?
RIP LOV
Rev can't wait for them to make this movie
goddman pirates
You see this, zeke?
"So since the season starts this week, I assume we're not doing a FNBA league?"
i'm in... as long as it's a keeper league
s
"Story Of Indian Pitchers Bought By Sony"
fuckers
/kod
who cares about a bunch of red-dot pitchers
You see this, zeke?
hadn't heard about that, haven't been to that mall in a while. just another in a long list of spendy places to eat in the Dizzle
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