Thursday, October 15, 2009

What the fuck?

I spit hot fyre.

Beth doesn't spit anything.

LP is dying from Dwarfism.

H died from blood loss of the brain.

Keith is concussed.

Steve forgot to wear his helmet.

Tem is not a Doctor. He's a scientist.

Packer died of old age.

Kod froze to death.

Jug's spaceship lost cabin pressure.

Zeke was killed by the CIA for hating America.

Rev had a massive heart attack.

Spiff is hiding in a secret underground bunker.

Tyler's got alcohol poisoning.

Blue is being held hostage for all his riches.

Freak is lazy.




Baseball resumes tonight. GO.

626 comments:

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tem said...

good post freak.

JFreak said...

Your face is lazy.

Keef said...

"Mr As., I may be LP on this, but are you really choosing to go webless at home?"



Yes, you are being LP on this. I'm not choosing to go webless at home. I'm choosing to not pay for internets service.

ToddPacker said...

steve always gets left off LoV lists

JFreak said...

When did it switch from EP to LP?

JFreak said...

"steve always gets left off LoV lists"

As well he should.

JFreak said...

Nap time.

Keef said...

When we found out that LP was shaped like an L

Meiz said...

Steve isn't left off the list

kodiac said...

steve always gets left off LoV lists

I was left off of Beth's list of conquests; I didn't rate

ToddPacker said...

"I'm choosing to not pay for internets service"


keith is cheap

s

Beth said...

"I was left off of Beth's list of conquests; I didn't rate"

Damn, I knew I was forgetting someone! Sorry kod!

ToddPacker said...

"Steve isn't left off the list"

i guess i missed that. he was not included in beth's list though

Keef said...

exfemtem is such a kidder

kodiac said...

Damn, I knew I was forgetting someone! Sorry kod!

Woe... :)

Beth said...

"he was not included in beth's list though"

I think you can get arrested for having sex with the mentally handicapped. I wasn't taking that chance even in my slutty phase.

ToddPacker said...

"I wasn't taking that chance"

beth is smat

Keef said...

Jack in the Box has Buy One $20 Jack Cash Card with any American Express Card and Get Another Free $20 Jack Cash Card

Beth said...

Kod I think we both know we'd rock each other's world in real life. We're the only ones here willing to experiment outside the traditional boundaries, EP's burritos notwithstanding. :-)

Jugdish said...

el cumkeefastdrino

ToddPacker said...

"Jack in the Box has Buy One $20 Jack Cash Card with any American Express Card and Get Another Free $20 Jack Cash Card"

keith buy up a bunch of cards and then sell them.... boom, you got enough cash for interwebs at home

ToddPacker said...

notwithstanding might be slightly > d-

kodiac said...

We're the only ones here willing to experiment outside the traditional boundaries, EP's burritos notwithstanding. :-)

hilarity

kodiac said...

I'm conflicted on who to root for in the Bears/Falcons game on Sunday. On one hand, a Falcons win would definitely help the Vikings chances of winning the North. On the other hand, I've never won a lov bet (ns) and NFW I will even push that bet if Atlanta starts out 4-1

ToddPacker said...

"We're the only ones here willing to experiment outside the traditional boundaries"

does this mean beth likes "coors-light and lysol" cocktail every once in a while

Jugdish said...

as long as its lemony fresh

Meiz said...

""coors-light and lysol" cocktail"



Its called a Kod Collins. Get with the times.

Beth said...

"does this mean beth likes "coors-light and lysol" cocktail every once in a while"

It means I like interesting attorneys. Old people have such bad memories.

Beth said...

"Kod Collins" is hilarity.

ToddPacker said...

"Its called a Kod Collins. Get with the times."

damn, i forgot about the kod collins

Beth said...

"damn, i forgot about the kod collins"

Like I said, bad memories.

Jugdish said...

Old people have such bad memories.


damn, i forgot about the kod collins



suite

ToddPacker said...

"Old people have such bad memories."

true

ToddPacker said...

nice timing, beth

tem said...

"exfemtem is such a kidder"

elas.drino

tem said...

"When did it switch from EP to LP?"

both are acceptable.

Jugdish said...

your face is not acceptable

tem said...

that's not nice.

Jugdish said...

that's not nice.


i know...just wanted to break down the wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

from LOVAD:

freak, there is a spike HD

and

jug/steve, the coaches are no longer fighting as of now, rampage 'retired' after he got the movie role.

Meiz said...

"When did it switch from EP to LP?"


Also, LP is the PC term for little people.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I was left off of Beth's list of conquests; I didn't rate"

me asswell*

Jugdish said...

jug/steve, the coaches are no longer fighting as of now, rampage 'retired' after he got the movie role.


bastards

Steve said...

Beth's List

from all the people Beth left off it looks like she was more of a tease than a slut.

Steve said...

"the coaches are no longer fighting as of now"

that sucks. hopefully if enough hype get's built up they'll do somehing about it.

Beth said...

"I was left off of Beth's list of conquests; I didn't rate"

me asswell*

Spiff I'm afraid to say anything about you in the fear you'll take it the wrong way and get motivated find more embarrassing stuff online about me. So it was a decision made for self-protection.

Meiz said...

Kimbo should fight that big honky cop again. In the ring this time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mccain;s daughter

has tig ol bitties

Meiz said...

Beth. Free drawers and such.

Isiah Thompson said...

ok deke I see how it is.

I spit in your mom's mouth.

tem said...

jacksonville and philly for suicide picks this week?

i could use pitt, green bay or washington instead, i guess.

Isiah Thompson said...

don't use Washington

Steve said...

Buzzz

times up, your 15 minutes is over.

kodiac said...

don't use GB


/Meiz

-but also, I wouldn't advise you to pick GB either

Meiz said...

"ok deke I see how it is.

I spit in your mom's mouth."



I don't know what you're talking about

Meiz said...

Lions win this weekend, and Packer Nation goes into full-on panic mode

Keef said...

"keith buy up a bunch of cards and then sell them.... boom, you got enough cash for interwebs at home"


I'm not not getting interwebs because I can't afford it. I'm not getting them because I don't need to pay for them as long as I have this work computer

kodiac said...

Lions win this weekend, and Packer Nation goes into full-on panic mode

IF...Calvin Johnson plays

Keef said...

I didn't know they had cracker barrels in the UK

Keef said...

"Lions win this weekend, and Packer Nation goes into full-on panic mode"

bet?

Meiz said...

"I'm not getting them because I don't need to pay for them as long as I have this work computer"



OHHHHHHHHHH. Well that makes sense, then.

Keef said...

"OHHHHHHHHHH. Well that makes sense, then."


Yeah, it's the same thing I've been saying all along

Jugdish said...

I'm not not getting interwebs because I can't afford it. I'm not getting them because I don't need to pay for them as long as I have this work computer



the franzianet works just fine people

Meiz said...

"bet?"


I'm almost certain I have 2 ridiculous Lions bets pending. No thanks.

Meiz said...

"Yeah, it's the same thing I've been saying all along"


I was making assumptions. I tend to be El Padrino on El Padrino's conversations.

Keef said...

"the franzianet works just fine people"

^


And there is 1 unsecured wireless network that I found near our house, so if I need to get on a blockt site, I can still do that

Keef said...

lull

ToddPacker said...

"I'm not not getting interwebs because I can't afford it. I'm not getting them because I don't need to pay for them as long as I have this work computer"


maybe we could use part of the silverdome fund to help out on your interweb bill

Meiz said...

"maybe we could use part of the silverdome fund to help out on your interweb bill"


Absolutely not. We need the Silverdome, Keith doesn't need to pay for internets.

Keef said...

I'd rather us have the Silverdome

Keef said...

Then we can have the Silverdome host rasslemania again

ToddPacker said...

"Absolutely not. We need the Silverdome, Keith doesn't need to pay for internets."

ok, maybe keith can put a sign on the back of his franzia wagon that reads: "will trade booze for internets service"

Keef said...

"ok, maybe keith can put a sign on the back of his franzia wagon that reads: "will trade booze for internets service""

As long as you don't mistake me for a homeless person

ToddPacker said...

"As long as you don't mistake me for a homeless person"

i'm not going to be in AZ anytime soon, so you'll be fine

Meiz said...

"Then we can have the Silverdome host rasslemania again"


This was my 1st thought when the idea came up. 2nd thought was "Fuck that. We'll have our own Wrestlemania".

Isiah Thompson said...

maybe we could use part of the silverdome fund to help out on your interweb bill


don't jeopardize the Silverdome.

Keef said...

Suite. rev can be King Kong Bundy and mize can be Earthquake

ToddPacker said...

ASU calendar chick on stern this morning... she sounded crazy. i thought for a second it might be hsilk

Keef said...

hsil goes to UofA

Meiz said...

"Suite. rev can be King Kong Bundy and mize can be Earthquake"


H can be Typhoon.


THE NATURAL DISASTERS!!!

ToddPacker said...

wrestling is lame... we should do a monster truck rally at the silverdome (s)

blue said...

sat next to a bunch of KU (kansas) cheerleaders on a flight into Denver this morning....

smoking hot chicks...i offered one a job...she declined

ToddPacker said...

"hsil goes to UofA"

got it

Meiz said...

Blue's a fantastic perv

Isiah Thompson said...

wrestling is lame... we should do a monster truck rally at the silverdome (s)


IT'S STILL REAL TO ME!!!11!!

Keef said...

"sat next to a bunch of KU (kansas) cheerleaders on a flight into Denver this morning...."

Did you talk about 50 cent (the rapper)?

Keef said...

Why was blue flying this morning?

ToddPacker said...

"i offered one a job...she declined"

you didn't tell them about ptp

Keef said...

"wrestling is lame... we should do a monster truck rally at the silverdome (s)"


Only if we can get Grave Digger

Meiz said...

"Why was blue flying this morning?"


Because that's what rich people do?

ToddPacker said...

"Why was blue flying this morning?"

and why were there strangers on his private jet?

Meiz said...

"Only if we can get Grave Digger"


And Bigfoot 73

blue said...

So anyway, kansas has at least one ggod thing in that state.

Keef said...

LP has H1N1

blue said...

Blackberry LoV is hard

Twss

Meiz said...

"LP has H1N1"


Is there any doubt?

blue said...

We need a special app

Keef said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

"We need a special app"


Tyler can write it. It'll only take him 4 years to do it.

Keef said...

as.

Meiz said...

Thank you, thank you.

Keef said...

Sonofabitch

Meiz said...

gotdamn

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck thats a suite tv deal

tem said...

i think i have mono.

or i am bored.

Meiz said...

If only I had a higher limit on my credit card

Isiah Thompson said...

THIS IS VERY YMMV


::hot sauce::

Isiah Thompson said...

"Maybe Dave Checketts really doesn't want to buy the St. Louis Rams.

Why else would he have included both Rush Limbaugh and, reportedly, George Soros in the group cobbling together the money to make the purchase?

If, after all, Limbaugh is not eligible to become part owner of a team due to polarizing and divisive comments, Soros' comparison of the Bush administration to the Nazi regime arguably merits that same outcome.
"

interesting

kodiac said...

If only I had a higher limit on my credit card

WF just upped my interest rate from 10 to 13%; booooooo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"::hot sauce::"

Your Mileage May Vary, meaning its not a guaranteed, its in every store, sale type thing

Isiah Thompson said...

Your Mileage May Vary, meaning its not a guaranteed, its in every store, sale type thing

thanks spiffg

goddman acronyms

Isiah Thompson said...

WF just upped my interest rate from 10 to 13%; booooooo

Thanks Osama!

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity WWL front page:

penis mightier

Isiah Thompson said...

WF just upped my interest rate from 10 to 13%; booooooo


for real dough, saw something on cnn the other day about this (maybe it was fortune...twhatever*)

CC companies are scrambling to increase rates/minimum payments/fees because Congress is supposedly looking into this shit and might bring legislation that could harm their business.

fmz has a chase card in good standing and they about doubled her min payment for no reason.

Jugdish said...

fmz has a chase card in good standing and they about doubled her min payment for no reason.



could be because some guy in nyc called chase and his balance reduced, so they have to make up the difference somewhere.

Isiah Thompson said...

"We've picked up some more details regarding the Michael Crabtree contract, which has been characterized as having a maximum value of $40 million over six years.

And, as expected, Crabtree will never earn $40 million over six years, because if he does enough to earn the $8 million in year-six escalators he also will have done enough to void the sixth year.

Still, the contents of the "superescalator" package (as the NFLPA is describing it) are remarkable. On three occasions in the first five years of the deal: (1) Crabtree must participate in 80 percent of the snaps on offense; (2) Crabtree must qualify for the Pro Bowl; (3) the 49ers must win 14 games; and (4) Crabtree must be named Super Bowl MVP.

Three times in five years.

And, actually, it's three times in four years, because there's no way he'll participate in 80 percent of the snaps this year.

Meanwhile, two Pro Bowls in four years will wipe out the sixth year of the deal.

As one source said, "Why bother even putting the $8 million escalator in the contract?"

The answer is simple. Because it introduces the figure of $40 million into the conversation regarding the deal, which will help agent Eugene Parker persuade future recruits that he wanted a $40 million deal for Crabtree -- and that he got it.

Also, we're told that a whopping $15 million in escalators hinge upon 90-percent participation in all voluntary offseason workouts, which is part of what some are calling the "diva clause."

Moreover, of the $17 million in guaranteed money, $6.395 of it is guaranteed for injury only.
So if the 49ers decide that Crabtree is a bust, they can avoid more than $10 million in supposedly guaranteed cash.

Bottom line? The raw dollars in the deal are good -- if Crabtree sticks around long enough to get them. If he doesn't perform well or if he doesn't fully commit to the offseason program each and every year, the financial exposure reduces dramatically.
"

Crabtree and his agent got their shit pushed in.

Meiz said...

127 days until Breers pitchers & catchers.

Meiz said...

"Crabtree and his agent got their shit pushed in."


Thanks for the cnp, Weazy

kodiac said...

fmz has a chase card in good standing and they about doubled her min payment for no reason.

-yeah, my credit is fine and I've never missed a payment. I called WF and they said the increase was across the board....nothing to do with credit score or account activity.
-they need to pass nationwide credit protections IMO

Isiah Thompson said...

Thanks for the cnp, Weazy

apology accepted

Meiz said...

"-they need to pass nationwide credit protections IMO"


They will

kodiac said...

CC companies are scrambling to increase rates/minimum payments/fees because Congress is supposedly looking into this shit and might bring legislation that could harm their business.
-same with insurance companies; underscoring the need for the gov to FIX IT

tem said...

are you selling penis mightiers?

if so i'll take 2.

Isiah Thompson said...

-same with insurance companies; underscoring the need for the gov to FIX IT


they won't they're too busy trying to pass a healthcare reform bill that noone wants.

Meiz said...

"they won't they're too busy trying to pass a healthcare reform bill that noone wants."


I want it

kodiac said...

they won't they're too busy trying to pass a healthcare reform bill that noone wants.

-the vast majority of Americans want healthcare reform. Coming up with a solution that satisfies everybody will be impossible

Jugdish said...

Coming up with a solution that satisfies everybody will be impossible



troof...

Jugdish said...

I want it



cash for chunkers



wadr

Isiah Thompson said...

I want it


like I said, noone

Meiz said...

I don't get your point

Isiah Thompson said...

-the vast majority of Americans want healthcare reform. Coming up with a solution that satisfies everybody will be impossible


sure, I was just busting balls.

but when the reform passes and people see their health care costs rise 4k-8k....these same people will be crying about it.

Meiz said...

Mine won't rise.






TWSS

Isiah Thompson said...

I think ND has a shot this weekend against SC, not enough to make a bet about it, but I think they have a shot.

ToddPacker said...

"I think ND has a shot this weekend against SC"

crazy talk... they will be getting crabtree'd this weekend

JFreak said...

"I think ND has a shot this weekend against SC, not enough to make a bet about it, but I think they have a shot."

You're more confident than I about their chances.

ND is a decent team, but I can think of is the past 5 or 6 years of games.

At this point, I'm just hoping for a close game.

JFreak said...

but all I can think of*

ToddPacker said...

freak, are you watching the game this weekend with teejer?

kodiac said...

"they will be getting crabtree'd this weekend"

awesome

JFreak said...

"freak, are you watching the game this weekend with teejer?"

Canada sucks.

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

See what happens when you oversleep...

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

No one thought my necrophilia joke was funny? I thought it was a good comeback to the "your mom" joke.

ToddPacker said...

hey that necrophilia joke was the best... way to go, h

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

"We're the only ones here willing to experiment outside the traditional boundaries"

Excuse me?

ToddPacker said...

"Blackberry LoV is hard"

^^^this^^^

Steve said...

"because Congress is supposedly looking into this shit and might bring legislation that could harm their business."

CC Reform has been passed. It was one of the first things to get done. I'm not sure of the date it goes into effect...sometime next year.

Keef said...

home time

DIT*

Isiah Thompson said...

the Titans haven't won since stomping on the Terrible Towel.

Isiah Thompson said...

good call steve, I mis-remembered the specifics of the article.

"Rep. Betsy Markey, D-Colorado, and 17 other lawmakers sent letters to credit card banks asking them voluntarily to freeze their rates while Congress decides whether to move up the phase-in date for the new law to December."

....

"Earlier this week, Sen. Carl Levin, D-Michigan, and three other lawmakers asked the Federal Reserve to begin collecting data on credit card practices so changes can be monitored and so Congress can see if card companies comply with the new law. Some of this basic data -- such as the different terms offered to consumers, what credit costs consumers and how available is it -- has never been systematically collected."

Jugdish said...

home time

DIT*



the franzia must be flowing like wine today

Keef said...

Obama visits New Orleans
It's his first stop in hurricane-hit region as president.




Um, wasn't the hurricane like 5 years ago?

Jugdish said...

Um, wasn't the hurricane like 5 years ago?


takes awhile to recover, but NO is slower than most

Keef said...

Took me awhile to recover from seeing your face

Meiz said...

That's what happens when you build an oceanside city below sea level. Nobody's fault but their own.

Jugdish said...

look out blue!

Jugdish said...

That's what happens when you build an oceanside city below sea level. Nobody's fault but their own.


its basically a toilet bowl

Meiz said...

"its basically a toilet bowl"


It shouldn't even be there

Isiah Thompson said...

That's what happens when you build an oceanside city below sea level. Nobody's fault but their own.

weren't the levees poorly built or engineered for only a cat. 3 storm and not a direct hit for a cat. 5?

The Netherlands (the entire country) is below sea level I believe and have never had flooding problems or problems to the level NO did.

it's science

Keef said...

says you

Jugdish said...

even the cities above sea level take awhile to recover...like keef's face

Keef said...

The Netherlands has the better dikes

Jugdish said...

weren't the levees poorly built or engineered for only a cat. 3 storm and not a direct hit for a cat. 5?


i believe so

Jugdish said...

The Netherlands has the better dikes


hilarity

Keef said...

They don't have many hurricanes in northern Europe, though

Keef said...

or maybe they do. I've nerve* been there

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the yankee games dont get rained out, i was all set to witness greatness

Jugdish said...

did the look out blue link work?

the kid is up there

kodiac said...

that's fooking crazy; I don't see how this can end well....sure hope it does though

Meiz said...

"hope the yankee games dont get rained out, i was all set to witness greatness"


IN YOU FACE

kodiac said...

watching the live video on MSNBC right now; kid is going about 55 mph

Keef said...

That Fox video sucks

Keef said...

The aircraft was approximately 20 feet by 5 feet and covered in tin foil, the station said.



Neighbors thought they were just making Jiffy Pop

Jugdish said...

i got it on tv...they said 25-30 mph at about 6-7 thousand feet up

Jugdish said...

said some midget took off from brooklyn this morning in that thing...where is Lp?


s

Keef said...

Wow, MSNBC guy tells me that the boy and his father's last name are spelt the same

Keef said...

Good thing it's not in NYC. Folks would be jumping out of buildings

Keef said...

that's not right

kodiac said...

they also said dad was an "amateur scientist."

-you need to leave science to the professionals...like tem

Keef said...

The boy's name is Falcon. Ironic

Jugdish said...

kid might be having a blast right now

Jugdish said...

i hope he doesn't hit blue's mansion

Keef said...

Hopefully it's a white kid if he does end up hitting the blueboy mansion

kodiac said...

kid might be having a blast right now

he's in a closed basket, can't see out....that would be scary as faak

Keef said...

what's the status on the bang bus, jug?

Isiah Thompson said...

"Any time you defy a police officer, it's serious," Pitino told ESPN.com. "They will be punished and are being punished right now. But no, they will not miss game time, it's not like they knocked a skank up and paid her to get an abortion"


his candor is really refreshing

Jugdish said...

what's the status on the bang bus, jug?


bangbus friend well off the face of the earth...haven't heard from him in weeks after several attempts

Meiz said...

This is awesome

Keef said...

maybe the kid's dad is that al kaline* guy that lived in Denver, and this is their new tactic

Isiah Thompson said...

bangbus friend well* off the face of the bridge too...haven't heard from him in weeks after several attempts


*fized

Jugdish said...

i wonder they could harpoon that thing, or lower someone down from a plan or copter like on Air Force 1

Keef said...

welling off the face of the earth is the worse

Jugdish said...

good fiz...walked into that one

Isiah Thompson said...

maybe his idol was Cory Lidle

Keef said...

They should chase after it with a hot air balloon

Jugdish said...

well...nice...

i meant fell. dammit jug!

Meiz said...

Why couldn't they catch that fuckin thing with another balloon?

Keef said...

"Why couldn't they catch that fuckin thing with another balloon?"


mizedrino

Keef said...

hopefully LP isn't watching the news

kodiac said...

running out of air; better move quick rescue squad

Keef said...

I want to hear the interview with the kid if they rescue him (AHIIK). Probably sounds like a smurf right now

Keef said...

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