Thursday, October 29, 2009

This post is gonna suck...

...because I'm really tired.

Phillies beat the Yankees in Game 1 of the Wrold Series. Cliff Lee was a beast. C.C. not so much.

Celtics beat the the Bobcats to go to 2-0. Cleveland loses to Toronto to fall to 0-2. I'm pretty sure this means exactly nothing.

Pedro is sorry he beat up an old man. It was a pretty funny moment to watch. Does that make me evil?

Larry Johnson suspended 1 game and will lose about $600k for his gay slur. That will teach his f$%^&t ass. He plans to appeal the suspension. Good luck with that.

Jeff Fisher will announce his starting QB on Thursday. Owner wants Vince Young. Fisher probably doesn't want to admit his mistake in not benching Kerry Collins sooner. The Titans season is over either way, so they might as well see if VY can put together something that slightly resembles offense.

Steve would have never let this happen. He would have karate chopped the guy to death.

I guess that is all I have. Yankees suck. Blessed be!

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Spaceman Spiff said...

clifton phifer is no joke

Spaceman Spiff said...

the ultimate fighter fight, on the other hand, was fucking hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

' Meiz said...

Who gives a fuck about Top Chef?

October 28, 2009 10:48 PM

Meiz said...

Making a TV dinner

October 29, 2009 12:28 AM'


hilarity for the 5 of us that do give a fuck, and have seen or will see the latest episode

Beth said...

"I've got thangs to say, but I don't trust none of y'all."

Meiz is holding out on LOV, this is not acceptable.

ToddPacker said...

"I've got thangs to say, but I don't trust none of y'all."


double negative... maybe mize does trust LoV

ToddPacker said...

"Family Guy is not funny at all

ns"


not funny at all? maybe keith gets the ohio version

ToddPacker said...

good luck with your demands today, meiz... hopefully bossman will treat you right

ToddPacker said...

this was not one freak's better posts

ToddPacker said...

clifton phifer > greatness

ToddPacker said...

i know is was raining, but there were lots of empty seats in the bronx last night

ToddPacker said...

solid 3 k night for arod

Beth said...

Oh yeah, good luck to mize today too. NS

Who Dey said...

"Family Guy is not funny at all

ns"


my brother says the same thing, but he laughs everytime he sees an episode at my house. I'll ask him about it and he'll say "OK THAT was funny, but the show isn't funny."

Who Dey said...

same thing with borat for some. I started watching borat with my dad. We watch it for 15 minutes and he is laughing the whole time...then he turns it off because it sucks.

::frank the tank::

Beth said...

Family Guy is hilarious. I don't understand people who don't find it funny unless they are like grandparent age. (WADR TP.)

ToddPacker said...

"Family Guy is hilarious. I don't understand people who don't find it funny unless they are like grandparent age. (WADR TP.)"

i guess 38 would be grandparent age in georgia

H said...

I worked from 1 pm yesterday until now. I am WIRED!

ToddPacker said...

"I worked from 1 pm yesterday until now. I am WIRED!'

h, you need to get some sleep

Beth said...

"i guess 38 would be grandparent age in georgia"

Sadly I have met a 38 year old grandparent before. ns

Beth said...

Mess fans woe.

ToddPacker said...

"Mess fans woe."

i'm rooting for the phils... too much hate for the yanks

Beth said...

Yeah, I'm (halfheartedly) rooting for the Phillies too. I don't like either team but after 1996 I can never ever root for the Yankees.

blue said...

fucking snow

blue said...

yeah, back in '96, that was a bad year

H said...

On my way home TP. I will sleep the day away.

blue said...

snow has accumulated on my dish, now i have to climb up on the roof and dust the stupid fucking thing off

ToddPacker said...

"Yeah, I'm (halfheartedly) rooting for the Phillies too. "

^^^^^^

blue said...

all you philly phans disgust me

Who Dey said...

Family Guy is hilarious. I don't understand people who don't find it funny unless they are like grandparent age.


THAT...some people just can't get past the cartoon aspect i guess

ToddPacker said...

just got this email blue:



"This message is being sent to all employees and agents:

The Denver office will be closed today due to heavy snow in the area.

A decision will be made tomorrow morning regarding the status of the office. You will be notified if they are closed."

ToddPacker said...

"snow has accumulated on my dish"

i heard that cooking spray helps to keep snow from sticking to the dish.... not sure if it would work for heavy denver snow

Who Dey said...

now i have to climb up on the roof and dust the stupid fucking thing off


thought you had people to do that?

ToddPacker said...

"all you philly phans disgust me"

yankee fans are more disgusting

H said...

Sleep time. Peace.

blue said...

yeah, we closed our office today too.

i probably have a foot of snow on the back deck and they're expecting another 8-12 inches today

Meiz said...

"snow has accumulated on my dish, now i have to climb up on the roof and dust the stupid fucking thing off"


Pam

blue said...

"There went the Suns' playoff chances, followed by Shaquille O'Neal to Cleveland then, for Stoudemire, a long summer of nothing. The recuperation from his eye surgery entailed lying face down for day after day."

beth has been recuperating from eye surgery for 15 years

blue said...

i don't think it was snow on the dish, i had to restart my reciever

thanks obama

blue said...

people like chiken

El Padrino said...

big tv night last night
got arthritis from flipping around

Who Dey said...

wanda sykes show looks pretty suite.


/steve

El Padrino said...

IE 7

get rid of message so pics pop up

please advice

El Padrino said...

do you guys mind if i pay attention to hockey this season?

tem said...

"the ultimate fighter fight, on the other hand, was fucking hilarity"

started off great. then after about 50 seconds the one guy got winded and was just doing nothing.

then about 50 seconds later the other guy got tired.

the next 8+ minutes was two fat men throwing weak punches at each others faces with 0 defense.

tem said...

"not funny at all? maybe keith gets the ohio version"

ohio version is great.

tem said...

"I've got thangs to say, but I don't trust none of y'all."

is meiz a holderouter?

tem said...

"
Sadly I have met a 38 year old grandparent before. ns"

kod is a grandparent isn't he?

Who Dey said...

IE 7

get rid of message so pics pop up



ALT F4 will reset those settings

tem said...

"expecting another 8-12 inches today"

TWSS

Who Dey said...

TWSS


nice

El Padrino said...

nice try jug

Who Dey said...

nice try jug


it was worth a shot

Meiz said...

How fucking convenient. I just got a text saying "car won't start. be in as soon as I can."

Translation: I won't be in until other people are there, so you can't talk to me 1 on 1.

Fuck him. I'm finding a new job. Fuck this shit.

El Padrino said...

i'm smart
i can do things

tem said...

"big tv night last night
got arthritis from flipping around"

SAS that your neck isn't sore from looking up at the TV all night.

El Padrino said...

meiz used to be so happy

tem said...

meiz was going to have a 1 on 1 with the bossman?

kodiac said...

Sadly I have met a 38 year old grandparent before. ns

shoot; at this rate I'll be a great-grandparent by 38

El Padrino said...

world series
knick game
ranger game
real world/road rules
top chef
hornet game

Who Dey said...

I just got a text saying "car won't start. be in as soon as I can."


go pick him up...have the one on one on the way back.

Meiz said...

"meiz used to be so happy"


Still am, pimpin'.

Meiz said...

"go pick him up...have the one on one on the way back."


Yeah. And leave this place locked up. There would be a riot.

Meiz said...

"hornet game"


I think you mean "Spurs game"

tem said...

"Yeah. And leave this place locked up. There would be a riot."

people need in the UPS store that bad?

have H send him a cab.

tem said...

by the by, I think CC pitched very well. Beastlike.

Lee just pitched better.

Meiz said...

"do you guys mind if i pay attention to hockey this season?"


Yes.

Thanks and regards.

Meiz said...

"people need in the UPS store that bad?"


This place is like crack for wealthy stay at home mothers, and other rich broads. No joke.

kodiac said...

ranger game

I see Gaborik is hurt again; get used to that EP

Meiz said...

Kod can watch hockey. LP is not allowed.

tem said...

why hasn't mize hooked up with a cougar yet?

Meiz said...

"why hasn't mize hooked up with a cougar yet?"


These broads have too much to lose. And I'd rat 'em out. Plus, I'm fat & not filthy rich.

But at least I have my health! And a job! amirite?

blue said...

he doesn't have the temsagna skillz

blue said...

But at least I have my health! And a job! amirite?

but no health insurance

ToddPacker said...

"Kod can watch hockey. LP is not allowed."

i'm watching hockey

tem said...

i thought you were quitting the job.

at least you have your health.

and chicago.

El Padrino said...

"I see Gaborik is hurt again; get used to that EP"

yep, that's the rap

Meiz said...

"at least you have your health."


I was being S, tem

El Padrino said...

"by the by, I think CC pitched very well. Beastlike."

he was behind all night and made two mistakes that went over the wall

not beast like but he pitched pretty damn good

Meiz said...

"but no health insurance"


Even better!

tem said...

meiz is dying?

tem said...

if the yankees won that game 3-2 everyone would be saying how great CC pitched.

he pitched beastlike.

lee was a beast.

El Padrino said...

no human needed anymore to make babies

blue said...

but the yankees did not win

so he's a bum

ToddPacker said...

"so he's a bum"

like arod

El Padrino said...

shine coming off obama's ass

Who Dey said...

tp...i should be in orlando for this from dec 6-10. i have my reservations...

kodiac said...

nice start to the season by Jonny Flynn; hey EP, what are you guys going to give the Wolvies for Rubio?

El Padrino said...

swisher is showing his warts

Keef said...

"not funny at all? maybe keith gets the ohio version"


Maybe it's just because it's a cartoon. I can't just sit there and watch a cartoon

Keef said...

The whole time I'll sit there and think "Why am I watching a cartoon?"

ns

Keef said...

"Sadly I have met a 38 year old grandparent before. ns"


kod is younger

Keef said...

"THAT...some people just can't get past the cartoon aspect i guess"

Jug knows

Who Dey said...

The whole time I'll sit there and think "Why am I watching a cartoon?"

ns



yep...i think i mentioned that earlier. some people just can't get past that

Who Dey said...

i2i

Meiz said...

"The whole time I'll sit there and think "Why am I watching a cartoon?"

ns"



That's too bad. You have to embrace the fact that Brian's a dog and Stewie's a baby.

El Padrino said...

"hey EP, what are you guys going to give the Wolvies for Rubio?"

the chips are, david lee, kryptonate, chandler, jeffries (expiring deal, player option in 2011), al harrington (maybe a sign and trade, his deal expires)

lot's of room for movement with 58MM coming off the books at the end of this year

tem said...

your face is a dog.

Keef said...

Hey L Padrino, Esquire. Whatta think about making a bet about your ebay picks?

Keef said...

Too bad tem didn't accept my bed for the 'yotes/Blue Jackets game last night

Keef said...

Jug, I think our bet was only 3 days

Keef said...

accept my bet*

jesus

Keef said...

That should lead to some comments

Who Dey said...

Jug, I think our bet was only 3 days

i know...i gotta switch networks to access that part of blogger. will change it later

Keef said...

LP, quit being a goddman weasel and accept the bet, you pansy ass

El Padrino said...

"The former president is also scheduled to participate in another "Get Motivated!" seminar in San Antonio, Texas on December 2, according to the company's Web site.

For a limited time only," the Web site says, tickets are available for that event at $4.95 per person or $19 for a group."


get on that jug

El Padrino said...

"LP, quit being a goddman weasel and accept the bet, you pansy ass"

the fuck are you yapping about

Who Dey said...

get on that jug



pass

Keef said...

I've only offered up a bet about 10 times since yesterday

ToddPacker said...

"Too bad tem didn't accept my bed"


is keith hosting?

El Padrino said...

"I've only offered up a bet about 10 times since yesterday"

not in my prescence

Keef said...

This McLovin dude on the dan patrick show sounds like he has a mouth full of marbles

Keef said...

"not in my prescence"


Actually, it was in your prescence*

tem said...

couldn't accept the bed, no skirt on that bed.

tem said...

that's how he says it.

presents

presence

prescense

prescence

ToddPacker said...

"tp...i should be in orlando for this from dec 6-10. i have my reservations..."

sounds good... i hope to be in atlanta from dec 4-6th

El Padrino said...

"Actually, it was in your prescence*"

ok what is it

tem said...

0-2 cavs.

haha

El Padrino said...

spiff you coming here soon?

tem said...

i don't like the blue jackets. i like the penguins.

i would have excepted* a penguins bet.

Keef said...

"ok what is it"


3 days that your ebay picks finish below .500

Keef said...

"i hope to be in atlanta from dec 4-6th"


And then you'll be at the doctor on the 7th

El Padrino said...

"3 days that your ebay picks finish below .500"

i will accept

tem said...

lyoto machida looks like Fenster from Usual Suspects.

Keef said...

Zim charged me and I think he's going to say something, but his reaction was totally the opposite, [he] was trying to punch my mouth and told me a couple of bad words about my mom. I just had to react and defend myself.


hilarity

El Padrino said...

pedro's entire pess conf was hilarity

tem said...

funny to see spike airing commercial after commercial about lesnar carwin UFC fight when that fight has apparently been postponed.

Meiz said...

Oh shit! Dude looks exactly like a miniature Preston Lacy!


Ahahahahahahaha

tem said...

zim is a beast. he did all that in the 3 seconds the "charge and fight" took place in.

Keef said...

Shonn Greene or Percy Harvin in a PPR league?

El Padrino said...

Purcy

Beth said...

"sounds good... i hope to be in atlanta from dec 4-6th"

Here you go TP.

Keef said...

Hilarity

tem said...

percy

tem said...

pick up kenny britt on waivers and play him.

that's what i did.

Keef said...

I don't get credit if Harvin returns a kick for a TD

Keef said...

Obama inks defense, hate crimes bill





Why does he hate the crimes bill?

El Padrino said...

I'm shocked and surprised that Frankenstein is a vegetarian.

tem said...

crimes bill says it is ok to commit crimes.

Who Dey said...

I don't get credit if Harvin returns a kick for a TD



are you a shitty blocker?


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you coming here soon?"

taking the red eye next wednesday night

Spaceman Spiff said...

why do the knicks need rubio if theyre getting lebron?

tem said...

lebron needs someone to get him lemonade.

El Padrino said...

"why do the knicks need rubio if theyre getting lebron?"

i could be accused of reverse jinxing here but i doubt this will happen

El Padrino said...

"taking the red eye next wednesday night"

suite, anything you need to know ask away

El Padrino said...

red eye flight from LA to NY

tem said...

reverse jinxer.

blue said...

you say that like the reverse jinx is a bad thing

blue said...

ty lawson is a stud

rookie of the year

kodiac said...

Stan Van Gundy's introduction last night in Orlando was hilarity

kodiac said...

ug, I've been sick for 7 straight days now. Finally was able to take a day off of work today....hopefully that does the trick

tem said...

kod has the indian swine flu.

Who Dey said...

swindian flu

kodiac said...

swindian flu

suite

tem said...

swindian with a feather, not a dot, flu

blue said...

swindian with a dot flu is deadly

Who Dey said...

your face is deadly

blue said...

swindian with a dot gives you mad diarhea

blue said...

"your face is deadly"

thanks

El Padrino said...

36 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21currently are defendants in lawsuits and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


Can you guess which organization this is?

NBA Or NFL?

El Padrino said...

Neither,


it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress

blue said...

i was going to guess referees

El Padrino said...

"Told of Richardson’s weight loss, D’Antoni said, “Well, a contract year will do those things to you.”

burn Q, burn

Meiz said...

"it's the 535 members of the
United States Congress"


I should run for congress

Meiz said...

Q was mad fat, yo

kodiac said...

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year


that doesn't sound right (84 of 535 in the last year? maybe ever)

Isiah Thompson said...

now i have to climb up on the roof and dust the stupid fucking thing off


a real man would jump off the roof after you're done.


/jug

Isiah Thompson said...

IE 7

get rid of message so pics pop up


easy.

ALT-P, then enter.

you may need to do it a few times, it doesn't always work the first time. But 60% of the time, it works everytime.

El Padrino said...

"that doesn't sound right (84 of 535 in the last year? maybe ever)"

what does it matter?
shouldnt happen once

El Padrino said...

the donaghy book nba is fighting is crazy

Meiz said...

Who am I kidding?

Meiz said...

"what does it matter?
shouldnt happen once"


Pot/kettle

Isiah Thompson said...

UM Hoops pre-season #15

excuse me while I enjoy this moment.






























































































thank you

kodiac said...

what does it matter?
shouldnt happen once

true, it shouldn't ever happen; but it is clearly a faulty statistic, which makes me doubt the other statistics as well

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Who am I kidding?"

just yourself, everyone was wishing you luck, but knew the end result

Isiah Thompson said...

Pot/kettle

negro please, EP isn't a congressman.

a regular dood drinking getting a dui isn't near the same as a congressman.

I hope this was pot stirring.

El Padrino said...

Allen Iverson provides a good example of a player who generated strong reaction, both positive and negative, within the corps of NBA referees. For instance, veteran referee Steve Javie hated Allen Iverson and was loathe [sic] to give him a favorable call. If Javie was on the court when Iverson was playing, I would always bet on the other team to win or at least cover the spread.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the donaghy book nba is fighting is crazy"

yea, its suite, hope it gets published

Isiah Thompson said...

remember that check bouncing "scandal" from like 15 years ago.

almost ever member of congress was on the list.

just further proof that these people are scumbags/dbags and our gubment is a fraud.

El Padrino said...

"Pot/kettle"

lean back nigga i aint a publicly elected official

Spaceman Spiff said...

book also says to bet the underdog in bavetta reffed games with large point spreads

Isiah Thompson said...

Herr Stern will fight that tooth and nail.

Meiz said...

So congressmen are supposed to be patron saints. Okay.

Meiz said...

"just yourself, everyone was wishing you luck, but knew the end result"


The hate is strong in this one.

kodiac said...

soooo glad to have Cliff Lee out of the AL central

El Padrino said...

If Joe Crawford was on the court, I was pretty sure Iverson's team would win or at least cover the spread.

Sticking to our pregame pledge, each of us whistled Iverson for palming in the first quarter-we all wanted in on the fun. The violations seemed to affect Iverson's rhythm and he played terribly that night, shooting 5-for-19 with five turnovers. After getting repeatedly whistled all night long, Iverson approached me in an act of submission.

"How long am I going to be punished for Javie?" he quietly inquired.

"Don't know what you're talking about, Allen," I responded.

Isiah Thompson said...

The hate is strong in this one.


so are you going to talk to the guy or what?

blue said...

have you had the chat yet meiz?

Who Dey said...

So congressmen are supposed to be patron saints. Okay.


being in the position they are, they should be expected to live up to a high standard...at at least pay their damned taxes

El Padrino said...

"So congressmen are supposed to be patron saints. Okay."

they have cars avaialble to them at all times, a dui shouldnt happen

period

i can get past all the affairs and things like that but crimes are inexcusable

blue said...

it's like maria shriver being on her cellphone right after arnold signed the bill banning that whilst driving

if the legislators can't follow the laws they set, why would they expect avg joe

Keef said...

just further proof that these people are just like most of society


*fized

blue said...

i get the domestic abuse thing...shit happens

7 out of 535 is like 1.3% or something, which is probably a lower % than the general public.

blue said...

and i don't condone domestic abuse...

jus sayin, you hear about that shit a lot

Keef said...

"i get the domestic abuse thing...shit happens"



Do you have something to share with the rest of the group, blew?

El Padrino said...

"just further proof that these people are just like most of society"

yet not treated that way

Keef said...

"yet not treated that way"

True

El Padrino said...

lord knows women can drive a man to do strange things

El Padrino said...

i aint sayin i'm just sayin

kodiac said...

71 repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

how would they know that? You can't just get someone's credit score with a FOIA request. Do they actually admit to that? Doubtful.

-those statistics are highly questionable

El Padrino said...

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