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Saw TANGYE yesterday. I guess that is Easy E's little sister, Tangy. Speaking of tangy, is that a word that any girl would want to be called? Beth, chime in on this. If some dude called you tangy would that get you all moist? Tangy and moist, words girls don't want to hear.
sports talk
The Bucs suck. Wow. Josh Johnson is showing me something, but he ain't showing me how to throw a TD pass. He is running a decent offense though, I'll give him that. What is terrible on that team is the D. The D is just horrendous. Wow, the Tampa D might be the worst D in the league. Brady might throw 8 TDs against them. I think 8 TDs would get him back to that elite level that El Pad banished him from....yeah I know El Pad, you said if he sucks for another year he will fall out of the elite level, but it is more fun to twist your words.
Broncos are 6-0. Good work McDaniels. When I watch games I find myself thinking, wow that guy seems like he really cares, seems like he is totally into it and seems like a total douchebag. I don't know what it is about him, but I think he might be a great coach and would even be fun to hang out with if he wasn't in douche mode, but I just sense a super douche mode being there. Not Mangini douche level, but close.
work and other random talk
Old ass secretary had some surgery that has kept her out of commission for like 6 weeks. They have a temp now that is pretty hot. But I don't get it. She has a 4 yr degree in marketing, but is working as a secretary. She is a hot chick with a marketing degree and she can't get a marketing job? What gives? Maybe she is really a dude.
Peeped game on some old school Motley Crew and Poison videos whilst bowling last night. I think a good rule of thumb is to never say any chick is attractive in those videos. Half the time they are really dudes.
I read that Bert had never been 6-0 before, is that true?
Not sure if I put deodorant on or not. Also I had mucho Coors Light last night. Coors Light apparently gives me deadly gas. I'm not sure I won't knock someone out today. I'm going to have to go out with the smokers and take farting breaks.
The deodorant I have in my desk, you know just in case I forget to put some on at home is AXE. Fuck AXE.
movie review
I'm going to have to do one later because I am already running late.
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I think it really depends on the woman and how uptight she is, as well as who is calling her that. I personally would take it as a compliment, unless the guy calling me that already creeped me out. There seems to be a definite sexual element to it.
But you're totally right about calling a woman "moist". That just seems like something a 15 year old would do. (If TJW was here he could confirm that.)
EP is not the only one in denial about the Mets. This article is from today.
I posted for Friday so no worries
philly makes me sick
Piece out, jamaica style.
jamaica style
forgot the link
lean back nigga
dre bly-ing' down the sideline
FUMBLE!
Piece
maybe it was a Tan Guy named E, like on entourage, but with a good tan
or maybe it's a tan gay guy
I wonder if cmep plans to stow EP in the overhead compartment so they could avoid paying for the extra ticket.
There will be H after dark tonight. I hope for company.
i've chosen to stick with the other members of NDR.
sorry aitch
Keith mentioned something about no more groupie FBs for H.
This is a concern. Need a new band stat.
Funny blue. NS.
FTR, I had nothing to do with the band breaking up.
When do we get the story of why NDR broke up?
thursday
When we film NDR: Behind the Music.
I wonder if cmep plans to stow EP in the overhead compartment so they could avoid paying for the extra ticket
he gets to sit on her lap
When we film NDR: Behind the Music.
so the Friends Forever tour is coming to an end huh?
Sleep time. Later bitches.
i just took a 40 minute nap back in our equipment room...suite
H should start "the aitch attack" and tour...casey kasem will be there
mayhe H got a big head after the idol tryout and it drove a wedge between the band
he started sleeping with the band manager and got an earring
and their band manager is a guy
"keef...3 day name pic bet with bears and bengals this weekend...straight up?"
Sure
The UPS football team last night lookt* grate*
Sure
suite
LP is getting on a plane soon. Pray for him
Didn't realize this weekend was Bears/Bengals. I need to make a 3 day name/pic bet w/ cmk
Didn't realize this weekend was Bears/Bengals. I need to make a 3 day name/pic bet w/ cmk
will you walk around with a mask on?
Not until Halloween
what are you dressing up as?
Since I'm in the car all day, I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.
"what are you dressing up as?"
Your face
I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.
yeah, his show is pretty good
Your face
suite costume
Goddman pirates
"suite costume"
Yeah, it should keep all the kids away from the house
"Your face"
Don't forget the bruises and cuts if it's the bridge jump version.
LP should watch this on the plane
i had no bruises or cuts on my face from the jump...
I need some help from the NBA fans on here. The firm I work at splits Hawks season tix with another firm, and it looks like I can request a game to go on sometime this season.
Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?
"i had no bruises or cuts on my face from the jump..."
Protected the face then, well done.
Bulls
"Bulls"
Damn, how could I forget about seeing Michael Jordan?!
s
Jim Zorn: My comfort level is somewhere between one and 10. It's not at 10, but it's something that I'm going to have to grow into.
hilarity
nuggets
"it looks like I can request a game to go on sometime this season."
Mavs. You can make sexy time with Cuban
"Mavs. You can make sexy time with Cuban"
he's not a lawyer
"Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?"
Memphis, PORTLAND, Orlando, Toronto, Detroit, UTAH, Dallas, Charlotte(Gerald Wallace is a freak), New Jersey, Phoenix.
or femail*
Bulls...Derrick Rose...done
meiz's list is full of suck
why would anybody go see New Jersey on purpose
Memphis? really...maybe just name all 29 other teams meiz
"(Gerald Wallace is a freak)"
He likes socks?
one sneaky underrated team is the sonics..
durant is worth the price of the ticket, especially when that price is "free"
Memphis, Detroit, Phoenix, Toronto & Charlotte all suck
"why would anybody go see New Jersey on purpose"
Devin the Dude
Knicks, duh
/LP
DP is interviewing "the best cover corner in the NFL"
"Memphis, Detroit, Phoenix, Toronto & Charlotte all suck"
Does that make them unfun to watch?
"Does that make them unfun to watch?"
Um, yes. I can't remember the last time someone said "Wow, those Pistons are exciting to watch"
"Memphis? really...maybe just name all 29 other teams meiz"
Rudy Gay
Hasheem Thabeet
Allen Iverson
OJ Mayo
Zach Randolph
Wow, that sure was great to see the Suns score 80 points
"Um, yes. I can't remember the last time someone said "Wow, those Pistons are exciting to watch""
Ben Gordon
Maybe you two should go re-read Beth's comment
Ah, the guy that plays hard 1 out of 3 games. Apology accepted
Go see the Spurs
Or Magic
in other words beth.
don't accept the tickets, you'd have a better time at Sizzler
Magic is a good choice, especially since Superman is from the ATL
Take the tickets and sell them
Take the tickets and sell them to mize
fixed
"who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?"
so meiz had complete disregard for the "good teams" part of her sentence.
RIF meiz
there were two (2) criteria that she wanted met...attention to detail
I think blue figured out who "dummy" is
keef
the nba sucks stay home
I stand by my recommendations.
Haters.
keith, do you have sirius/xm in the car?
"keef"
Screw that. Let it die
"keith, do you have sirius/xm in the car?"
I don't pay for internets
AJA, no satellite radio
Screw that. Let it die
maybe if brady saved the cat he would be elite
that NYPD squad was in danger of losing elite status if they hadn't saved this cat though
"the nba sucks stay home"
If the tix weren't free I wouldn't be going, but free tix in club seating is pretty suite*
I mean hell, it's only costing me a blowjob and normally I give those away for free anyway.
"I don't pay for internets"
i know... just saying, sat. radio is a nice feature if you're going to be in the car a lot
AJA, thanks to all for the recommendations (except I guess I shouldn't be thanking mize apparently).
Sweet tickets are suite
"it's only costing me a blowjob and normally I give those away for free anyway."
i'll take one, if you're giving them away for free
"sat. radio is a nice feature if you're going to be in the car a lot"
It's mostly until early afternoon. Rome is over at 1:00 then I'll just listen to music for an hour or so
What's a bj?
"i'll take one, if you're giving them away for free"
I didn't include the fine print, I charge rich people so you're out of luck blue.
"What's a bj?"
It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin.
"I didn't include the fine print, I charge rich people so you're out of luck blue."
YOU LIE
lawyers be rich
But you don't qualify under the lawyer exception.
"But you don't qualify under the lawyer exception."
congrats to kod
so you'd give weazy a free bj...got it
today is my anniversary (ns)
i'm looking up ROMANCE
"today is my anniversary (ns)"
congrats blue... how many years?
4 years today...
too many kids in too little time
"today is my anniversary (ns)"
Condolences
"today is my anniversary (ns)"
Congrats blue!
Will you still get anniversary sex with the wife being prego?
probably if she doesn't fall asleep
definitely if she does.
"It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin."
ha!
"definitely if she does"
Hilarity.
"Sweet tickets are suite"
ISWYDT
I'm thinking all the rape might have had something to do with the temgagement.
beth's real tangy today.
"I'm thinking all the rape might have had something to do with the temgagement."
some girl giving out shots yesterday was handing out grape vodka shots...
chick: do you want to try a grape vodka shot?
tem: what? a rape shot? what the fuck is that?
chick: ::runs away::
LUNCH TIME
balloon boy video game
Bronco's are legit
"beth's real tangy today."
But not moist.
"It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin."
I would be SAS if she's seen a dong
ns
"Bronco's are legit"
So are the condo's for their mom's and dad's
"Bronco's are legit"
eddie royal accepts your apology
"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong
ns"
Criminy
orton is an elite QB
"But not moist."
They make things that can help with that
"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong
ns"
Ahhh, so she's a lesbian, got it.
phil rivers is still a punk
"They make things that can help with that"
Yeah, it's called not being at work.
"Ahhh, so she's a lesbian, got it."
maybe
"Yeah, it's called not being at work."
For most people. But we all know what you do at work
I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.
I've listened to the podcasts for a while, it's pretty good.
Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?
may I recommend Oklahoma City, Kevin Durant and Co. It's probably not a popular pick in the office so the tix should be available. They have a nice young team.
"maybe"
Give me her phone number or email address, I'll find out for you.
what if i give you my phone number or email address
San Antonio isn't a bad choice
so hsil is a total flirt who loves to make out with random dudes, gets wasted, goes to a party school but has never seen a dong?
the last part is a tad pecosian, wadr.
"Give me her phone number or email address, I'll find out for you."
I don't think she's into S&M
"may I recommend Oklahoma City, Kevin Durant and Co. It's probably not a popular pick in the office so the tix should be available. They have a nice young team."
Yes, you may recommend them. But I just checked and with us splitting tix we didn't get that game. (The Hawks only play them once at home.)
Realistically since I want a weekend game, it looks like my choices won't be til much later in the season and will be between: NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?
"the last part is a tad pecosian, wadr."
I agree. She's naive as shit, though. I'm not saying she hasn't seen on, just saying I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't.
"what if i give you my phone number or email address"
I'll email you congrats on your anniversary directly.
NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?
I'd rank them:
SA
Detroit
Don't go
"just saying I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't."
But would you be shocked?
"NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?"
Milwaukee!! They have a tard
"But would you be shocked?"
Noone shocks me
"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong
ns"
inconceivable, she's perused porn
"Milwaukee!! They have a tard"
I'm a UGA football fan, I've had 3 recent years of watching a tard.
we might go to the pga event this weekend. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing.
from LOVAD
in case tyler missed it
go see milwaukee
meiz might be playing for them by then
"inconceivable, she's perused porn"
True
"Milwaukee!! They have a tard"
Watching the Bucks draft, is like watching Steve hump a football.
She's seen it at my house
"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing."
Season's over, holmes.
"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one"
it's good stuff, zeke. been to a few events and i always have a good time
"True"
so the 'first' guy she's with will have to have a footlong, or she'll be like WFT
she doesnt have to see one to give a handjob though, amirite
"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing."
There are some decent names playing. Just go & get fuckt up
"amirite"
I dunno, nerve* gave one to somebody. Mize?
"I dunno, nerve* gave one to somebody. Mize?"
keef has never rubbed one out
nerve rubbed someone else out
"so the 'first' guy she's with will have to have a footlong, or she'll be like WFT"
No stealing my patented ideas, fucker.
/EP
Dong
/LP
hilarity
sound has to be on though
"nerve rubbed someone else out"
Hey guys, I'm drinking a Stella and punching the old clown. Wanna hear about it?
/EP
$FFB team has MJD & Ray Rice on a bye this week. Woe
"hilarity
sound has to be on though"
Holy shit, that's hilarious.
ns
People are evil
that chick is hot..i'd hit it
blockt from youtube
Pats release Galloway.
Is rev still alive?
"blockt from youtube"
mental note that shit, ive been laughing since last night
mental note in affect*
stone cone killers would have beat anyone else in the keeper, bad luck tem
what the heck happened to our original suicide league
"what the heck happened to our original suicide league"
didnt someone win and it got reset
did i win?
I wish we had a camera crew filming LP's week in Jamaica
or who won?
I think Jug won.
ns
i don't even remember who i picked this week
meiz,
carsten charles on 3 days
pls advice
i must have picked PHilly
phuck the phillies and the iggles
was it reported here that the yankees "God Bless America" guy got fired for making jew comments?
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
I need RB help in Y!, I have QBs or WRs to spare.
inquire within
can we please get a moment of silence, for the death of Steve Smith's (Car) fantasy career?
thank you
my keeper team has the top ranked QB, 2nd and 3rd ranked RBs, 2nd ranked TE, Cal Johnson and Steve Smith (Car) and is 1-5.
fantasy football can lick a taint sometimes.
"meiz,
carsten charles on 3 days
pls advice"
Could bode well for the Angels. Unless he gets to hit the good buffet before the game.
If he gets a good reason to get all riled up during the game, the Angels are fucked.
"my keeper team has the top ranked QB, 2nd and 3rd ranked RBs, 2nd ranked TE, Cal Johnson and Steve Smith (Car) and is 1-5."
kickers make all the difference
"Unless he gets to hit the good buffet before the game. "
got it
also helps if you start all those guys...they don't score points on the bench
WWL's rankings cornfuze me
which rankings
"which rankings"
FNFL ones. I just ignore them.
"stone cone killers would have beat anyone else in the keeper, bad luck tem"
no worries, its a long season, Stone Cone Killers are in good shape.
there is a yahoo! fantasy league?
so what, i get to push it to 200?
i am going to a wine tasting party tonight.
why?
well because this one chick is hilarious when she is drunk.
she looks a lot like hsilok, but has seen dong.
and touched dong.
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