Tuesday, October 20, 2009

TANGYE

License Plate

Saw TANGYE yesterday. I guess that is Easy E's little sister, Tangy. Speaking of tangy, is that a word that any girl would want to be called? Beth, chime in on this. If some dude called you tangy would that get you all moist? Tangy and moist, words girls don't want to hear.


sports talk

The Bucs suck. Wow. Josh Johnson is showing me something, but he ain't showing me how to throw a TD pass. He is running a decent offense though, I'll give him that. What is terrible on that team is the D. The D is just horrendous. Wow, the Tampa D might be the worst D in the league. Brady might throw 8 TDs against them. I think 8 TDs would get him back to that elite level that El Pad banished him from....yeah I know El Pad, you said if he sucks for another year he will fall out of the elite level, but it is more fun to twist your words.

Broncos are 6-0. Good work McDaniels. When I watch games I find myself thinking, wow that guy seems like he really cares, seems like he is totally into it and seems like a total douchebag. I don't know what it is about him, but I think he might be a great coach and would even be fun to hang out with if he wasn't in douche mode, but I just sense a super douche mode being there. Not Mangini douche level, but close.

work and other random talk

Old ass secretary had some surgery that has kept her out of commission for like 6 weeks. They have a temp now that is pretty hot. But I don't get it. She has a 4 yr degree in marketing, but is working as a secretary. She is a hot chick with a marketing degree and she can't get a marketing job? What gives? Maybe she is really a dude.

Peeped game on some old school Motley Crew and Poison videos whilst bowling last night. I think a good rule of thumb is to never say any chick is attractive in those videos. Half the time they are really dudes.

I read that Bert had never been 6-0 before, is that true?

Not sure if I put deodorant on or not. Also I had mucho Coors Light last night. Coors Light apparently gives me deadly gas. I'm not sure I won't knock someone out today. I'm going to have to go out with the smokers and take farting breaks.

The deodorant I have in my desk, you know just in case I forget to put some on at home is AXE. Fuck AXE.


movie review

I'm going to have to do one later because I am already running late.

753 comments:

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Beth said...

RE: women being called tangy

I think it really depends on the woman and how uptight she is, as well as who is calling her that. I personally would take it as a compliment, unless the guy calling me that already creeped me out. There seems to be a definite sexual element to it.

But you're totally right about calling a woman "moist". That just seems like something a 15 year old would do. (If TJW was here he could confirm that.)

Beth said...

EP is not the only one in denial about the Mets. This article is from today.

El Padrino said...

I posted for Friday so no worries

El Padrino said...

philly makes me sick

El Padrino said...

Piece out, jamaica style.

El Padrino said...

jamaica style

forgot the link

El Padrino said...

lean back nigga

El Padrino said...

dre bly-ing' down the sideline

El Padrino said...

FUMBLE!

El Padrino said...

Piece

Ben said...
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blue said...

maybe it was a Tan Guy named E, like on entourage, but with a good tan

or maybe it's a tan gay guy

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

I wonder if cmep plans to stow EP in the overhead compartment so they could avoid paying for the extra ticket.

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

There will be H after dark tonight. I hope for company.

blue said...

i've chosen to stick with the other members of NDR.

sorry aitch

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

Keith mentioned something about no more groupie FBs for H.

This is a concern. Need a new band stat.

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

Funny blue. NS.

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

FTR, I had nothing to do with the band breaking up.

JFreak said...

When do we get the story of why NDR broke up?

blue said...

thursday

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

When we film NDR: Behind the Music.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I wonder if cmep plans to stow EP in the overhead compartment so they could avoid paying for the extra ticket


he gets to sit on her lap

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

When we film NDR: Behind the Music.


so the Friends Forever tour is coming to an end huh?

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

Sleep time. Later bitches.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

i just took a 40 minute nap back in our equipment room...suite

blue said...

H should start "the aitch attack" and tour...casey kasem will be there

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

mayhe H got a big head after the idol tryout and it drove a wedge between the band

blue said...

he started sleeping with the band manager and got an earring

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

and their band manager is a guy

Keef said...

"keef...3 day name pic bet with bears and bengals this weekend...straight up?"


Sure

Keef said...

The UPS football team last night lookt* grate*

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Sure


suite

Keef said...

LP is getting on a plane soon. Pray for him

Keef said...

Didn't realize this weekend was Bears/Bengals. I need to make a 3 day name/pic bet w/ cmk

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Didn't realize this weekend was Bears/Bengals. I need to make a 3 day name/pic bet w/ cmk



will you walk around with a mask on?

Keef said...

Not until Halloween

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

what are you dressing up as?

Keef said...

Since I'm in the car all day, I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.

Keef said...

"what are you dressing up as?"

Your face

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.


yeah, his show is pretty good

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Your face


suite costume

Keef said...

Goddman pirates

Keef said...

"suite costume"

Yeah, it should keep all the kids away from the house

Beth said...

"Your face"

Don't forget the bruises and cuts if it's the bridge jump version.

Keef said...

LP should watch this on the plane

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

i had no bruises or cuts on my face from the jump...

Beth said...

I need some help from the NBA fans on here. The firm I work at splits Hawks season tix with another firm, and it looks like I can request a game to go on sometime this season.

Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?

Beth said...

"i had no bruises or cuts on my face from the jump..."

Protected the face then, well done.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Bulls

Beth said...

"Bulls"

Damn, how could I forget about seeing Michael Jordan?!

s

Keef said...

Jim Zorn: My comfort level is somewhere between one and 10. It's not at 10, but it's something that I'm going to have to grow into.

hilarity

blue said...

nuggets

Keef said...

"it looks like I can request a game to go on sometime this season."

Mavs. You can make sexy time with Cuban

blue said...

"Mavs. You can make sexy time with Cuban"


he's not a lawyer

Meiz said...

"Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?"


Memphis, PORTLAND, Orlando, Toronto, Detroit, UTAH, Dallas, Charlotte(Gerald Wallace is a freak), New Jersey, Phoenix.

blue said...

or femail*

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Bulls...Derrick Rose...done

blue said...

meiz's list is full of suck

why would anybody go see New Jersey on purpose

blue said...

Memphis? really...maybe just name all 29 other teams meiz

Keef said...

"(Gerald Wallace is a freak)"

He likes socks?

blue said...

one sneaky underrated team is the sonics..

durant is worth the price of the ticket, especially when that price is "free"

Keef said...

Memphis, Detroit, Phoenix, Toronto & Charlotte all suck

Meiz said...

"why would anybody go see New Jersey on purpose"


Devin the Dude

Keef said...

Knicks, duh


/LP

Keef said...

DP is interviewing "the best cover corner in the NFL"

Meiz said...

"Memphis, Detroit, Phoenix, Toronto & Charlotte all suck"


Does that make them unfun to watch?

Keef said...

"Does that make them unfun to watch?"

Um, yes. I can't remember the last time someone said "Wow, those Pistons are exciting to watch"

Meiz said...

"Memphis? really...maybe just name all 29 other teams meiz"


Rudy Gay
Hasheem Thabeet
Allen Iverson
OJ Mayo
Zach Randolph

Keef said...

Wow, that sure was great to see the Suns score 80 points

Meiz said...

"Um, yes. I can't remember the last time someone said "Wow, those Pistons are exciting to watch""


Ben Gordon

Meiz said...

Maybe you two should go re-read Beth's comment

Keef said...

Ah, the guy that plays hard 1 out of 3 games. Apology accepted

Keef said...

Go see the Spurs

Keef said...

Or Magic

blue said...

in other words beth.

don't accept the tickets, you'd have a better time at Sizzler

blue said...

Magic is a good choice, especially since Superman is from the ATL

Keef said...

Take the tickets and sell them

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Take the tickets and sell them to mize


fixed

blue said...

"who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?"

so meiz had complete disregard for the "good teams" part of her sentence.

RIF meiz

there were two (2) criteria that she wanted met...attention to detail

Keef said...

I think blue figured out who "dummy" is

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

keef

ToddPacker said...

the nba sucks stay home

Meiz said...

I stand by my recommendations.

Haters.

ToddPacker said...

keith, do you have sirius/xm in the car?

Keef said...

"keef"

Screw that. Let it die

Keef said...

"keith, do you have sirius/xm in the car?"


I don't pay for internets

Keef said...

AJA, no satellite radio

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

Screw that. Let it die


maybe if brady saved the cat he would be elite

blue said...

that NYPD squad was in danger of losing elite status if they hadn't saved this cat though

Beth said...

"the nba sucks stay home"

If the tix weren't free I wouldn't be going, but free tix in club seating is pretty suite*

I mean hell, it's only costing me a blowjob and normally I give those away for free anyway.

ToddPacker said...

"I don't pay for internets"

i know... just saying, sat. radio is a nice feature if you're going to be in the car a lot

Beth said...

AJA, thanks to all for the recommendations (except I guess I shouldn't be thanking mize apparently).

Keef said...

Sweet tickets are suite

blue said...

"it's only costing me a blowjob and normally I give those away for free anyway."

i'll take one, if you're giving them away for free

Keef said...

"sat. radio is a nice feature if you're going to be in the car a lot"

It's mostly until early afternoon. Rome is over at 1:00 then I'll just listen to music for an hour or so

Keef said...

What's a bj?

Beth said...

"i'll take one, if you're giving them away for free"

I didn't include the fine print, I charge rich people so you're out of luck blue.

Beth said...

"What's a bj?"

It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin.

blue said...

"I didn't include the fine print, I charge rich people so you're out of luck blue."

YOU LIE


lawyers be rich

Beth said...

But you don't qualify under the lawyer exception.

ToddPacker said...

"But you don't qualify under the lawyer exception."

congrats to kod

blue said...

so you'd give weazy a free bj...got it

blue said...

today is my anniversary (ns)

i'm looking up ROMANCE

ToddPacker said...

"today is my anniversary (ns)"

congrats blue... how many years?

blue said...

4 years today...

too many kids in too little time

Meiz said...

"today is my anniversary (ns)"


Condolences

Beth said...

"today is my anniversary (ns)"

Congrats blue!

Will you still get anniversary sex with the wife being prego?

blue said...

probably if she doesn't fall asleep

tem said...

definitely if she does.

tem said...

"It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin."

ha!

Beth said...

"definitely if she does"

Hilarity.

tem said...

"Sweet tickets are suite"

ISWYDT

Meiz said...

I'm thinking all the rape might have had something to do with the temgagement.

tem said...

beth's real tangy today.

tem said...

"I'm thinking all the rape might have had something to do with the temgagement."

some girl giving out shots yesterday was handing out grape vodka shots...


chick: do you want to try a grape vodka shot?

tem: what? a rape shot? what the fuck is that?

chick: ::runs away::

tem said...

LUNCH TIME

blue said...

balloon boy video game

Isiah Thompson said...

Bronco's are legit

Beth said...

"beth's real tangy today."

But not moist.

Keef said...

"It's what hsilok does so that she can stay a virgin."


I would be SAS if she's seen a dong

ns

Keef said...

"Bronco's are legit"

So are the condo's for their mom's and dad's

blue said...

"Bronco's are legit"

eddie royal accepts your apology

Meiz said...

"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong

ns"



Criminy

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

orton is an elite QB

Keef said...

"But not moist."

They make things that can help with that

Beth said...

"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong
ns"

Ahhh, so she's a lesbian, got it.

blue said...

phil rivers is still a punk

Beth said...

"They make things that can help with that"

Yeah, it's called not being at work.

Keef said...

"Ahhh, so she's a lesbian, got it."


maybe

Keef said...

"Yeah, it's called not being at work."

For most people. But we all know what you do at work

Isiah Thompson said...

I started listening to sports talk radio again. Dan Patrick show is not bad.



I've listened to the podcasts for a while, it's pretty good.

Isiah Thompson said...

Now I'm sure the Lakers and Celts (and probably the Cavs) are taken already by the big wigs, but after those 3 teams who are some good teams with some good stars to try to go see?

may I recommend Oklahoma City, Kevin Durant and Co. It's probably not a popular pick in the office so the tix should be available. They have a nice young team.

Beth said...

"maybe"

Give me her phone number or email address, I'll find out for you.

blue said...

what if i give you my phone number or email address

Isiah Thompson said...

San Antonio isn't a bad choice

Isiah Thompson said...

so hsil is a total flirt who loves to make out with random dudes, gets wasted, goes to a party school but has never seen a dong?

the last part is a tad pecosian, wadr.

Keef said...

"Give me her phone number or email address, I'll find out for you."

I don't think she's into S&M

Beth said...

"may I recommend Oklahoma City, Kevin Durant and Co. It's probably not a popular pick in the office so the tix should be available. They have a nice young team."

Yes, you may recommend them. But I just checked and with us splitting tix we didn't get that game. (The Hawks only play them once at home.)

Realistically since I want a weekend game, it looks like my choices won't be til much later in the season and will be between: NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?

Keef said...

"the last part is a tad pecosian, wadr."

I agree. She's naive as shit, though. I'm not saying she hasn't seen on, just saying I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't.

Beth said...

"what if i give you my phone number or email address"

I'll email you congrats on your anniversary directly.

Isiah Thompson said...

NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?

I'd rank them:

SA
Detroit
Don't go

Beth said...

"just saying I wouldn't be surprised if she hasn't."

But would you be shocked?

Keef said...

"NJ, Milwaukee, Detroit and San Antonio. I'm assuming SA is the easy pick there, right?"

Milwaukee!! They have a tard

Keef said...

"But would you be shocked?"

Noone shocks me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I would be SAS if she's seen a dong

ns"

inconceivable, she's perused porn

Beth said...

"Milwaukee!! They have a tard"

I'm a UGA football fan, I've had 3 recent years of watching a tard.

Isiah Thompson said...

we might go to the pga event this weekend. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing.

Spaceman Spiff said...

from LOVAD

in case tyler missed it

blue said...

go see milwaukee

meiz might be playing for them by then

Keef said...

"inconceivable, she's perused porn"


True

Meiz said...

"Milwaukee!! They have a tard"


Watching the Bucks draft, is like watching Steve hump a football.

Keef said...

She's seen it at my house

Meiz said...

"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing."


Season's over, holmes.

ToddPacker said...

"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one"

it's good stuff, zeke. been to a few events and i always have a good time

Spaceman Spiff said...

"True"

so the 'first' guy she's with will have to have a footlong, or she'll be like WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

she doesnt have to see one to give a handjob though, amirite

Keef said...

"I've nerve* been to a tour event so that would be cool to see one, but I think it's all the D list guys playing."

There are some decent names playing. Just go & get fuckt up

Keef said...

"amirite"

I dunno, nerve* gave one to somebody. Mize?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I dunno, nerve* gave one to somebody. Mize?"

keef has never rubbed one out

Keef said...

nerve rubbed someone else out

Meiz said...

"so the 'first' guy she's with will have to have a footlong, or she'll be like WFT"




No stealing my patented ideas, fucker.


/EP



Dong


/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

sound has to be on though

Meiz said...

"nerve rubbed someone else out"


Hey guys, I'm drinking a Stella and punching the old clown. Wanna hear about it?


/EP

Keef said...

$FFB team has MJD & Ray Rice on a bye this week. Woe

Meiz said...

"hilarity

sound has to be on though"


Holy shit, that's hilarious.


ns


People are evil

blue said...

that chick is hot..i'd hit it

Keef said...

blockt from youtube

Keef said...

Pats release Galloway.

Keef said...

Is rev still alive?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"blockt from youtube"

mental note that shit, ive been laughing since last night

Keef said...

mental note in affect*

Spaceman Spiff said...

stone cone killers would have beat anyone else in the keeper, bad luck tem

blue said...

what the heck happened to our original suicide league

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what the heck happened to our original suicide league"

didnt someone win and it got reset

blue said...

did i win?

Meiz said...

I wish we had a camera crew filming LP's week in Jamaica

blue said...

or who won?

Isiah Thompson said...

I think Jug won.

ns

blue said...

i don't even remember who i picked this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

carsten charles on 3 days

pls advice

blue said...

i must have picked PHilly

blue said...

phuck the phillies and the iggles

Isiah Thompson said...

was it reported here that the yankees "God Bless America" guy got fired for making jew comments?

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

Isiah Thompson said...

I need RB help in Y!, I have QBs or WRs to spare.

inquire within

Isiah Thompson said...

can we please get a moment of silence, for the death of Steve Smith's (Car) fantasy career?































































thank you

Isiah Thompson said...

my keeper team has the top ranked QB, 2nd and 3rd ranked RBs, 2nd ranked TE, Cal Johnson and Steve Smith (Car) and is 1-5.

fantasy football can lick a taint sometimes.

Meiz said...

"meiz,

carsten charles on 3 days

pls advice"


Could bode well for the Angels. Unless he gets to hit the good buffet before the game.

If he gets a good reason to get all riled up during the game, the Angels are fucked.

blue said...

"my keeper team has the top ranked QB, 2nd and 3rd ranked RBs, 2nd ranked TE, Cal Johnson and Steve Smith (Car) and is 1-5."

kickers make all the difference

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Unless he gets to hit the good buffet before the game. "

got it

blue said...

also helps if you start all those guys...they don't score points on the bench

Meiz said...

WWL's rankings cornfuze me

blue said...

which rankings

Meiz said...

"which rankings"


FNFL ones. I just ignore them.

tem said...

"stone cone killers would have beat anyone else in the keeper, bad luck tem"

no worries, its a long season, Stone Cone Killers are in good shape.

tem said...

there is a yahoo! fantasy league?

tem said...

so what, i get to push it to 200?

tem said...

i am going to a wine tasting party tonight.

why?

tem said...

well because this one chick is hilarious when she is drunk.

tem said...

she looks a lot like hsilok, but has seen dong.

tem said...

and touched dong.

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