This is to get us throught the great Tyler debacle of 2009.
According to TMQ, the world is going to end in 2012, he must have the same friend as Tem.
Anyone know when the next Haley's comet is? I have a friend who saw it and said it looked really cool.
Balloon boy's 911 tape was released yesterday...funny stuff. The dad seemed really concerned (s).
For Halloween i'm thinking about going as Meiz. I'll buy one of those broncos jerseys and a brewers hat.
Apparently, now that A-roid is no longer living with the secret of his juicing, he uses it in the playoffs
That is all for now...and for later probably
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Yeah, I kind of forgot about this.
And I think my run it over with. If anyone wants to take over Wednesdays, have at it.
i'll take wednesdays tyler
i have no good material, so it'll be like nothing changed
how about concentrating on beating the phils, tyler
"i'll take wednesdays tyler"
blue were you a regular poster at one time?
The only thing I was really going to say was that the baseball umpires have been terrible. That call at third last night was atrocious.
I fear what's going to happen in the NBA with the replacement refs.
all things philly suck
especially that cracked liberty bell...
if that had been in any other town, shit wouldn't have cracked
gonna be a slow day without tem and ep
""blue were you a regular poster at one time?""
nope
"how about concentrating on beating the phils, tyler"
Sigh, yeah, that's not going well either.
"The only thing I was really going to say was that the baseball umpires have been terrible"
the call on the pick-off at second was bad
baseball is rigged
umpires throughout the entire playoffs have sucked
there was a play in the rockies series where victorino was out by a mile at 3rd and the ump called him safe
the mess beat madoff
the appeal at 3rd was bad too... didn't look like he left early
unfortunately, replay is going to have to be used
it's not a "judgement call" like balls and strikes
probably going to have to go to a challenge type system like the nfl
"unfortunately, replay is going to have to be used"
You know, I wouldn't be against that. As long as they do something like football where there are booth reviews and the managers have one or two challenges.
"especially that cracked liberty bell..."
The episode of It's Always Sunny in Philly where they cracked the bell was funny
Excerpt from SG book
BAM!!
With that said, I would have rather been playing blackjack and drinking vodka lemonades then figuring out how to cajole a pissed-off NBA legend.
SG's editor sucks
"Excerpt from SG book"
i have zero interest in that book
"SG's editor sucks"
should have been lemonade's
s
Morning, ladies.
NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.
Morning mize.
Oh wait, you were being funny by calling THEM ladies, now I get it.
kazmir gets shook easily, WFT
"kazmir gets shook easily, WFT"
yeah, that's why the mess dumped him
s
lots of bad calls in that game, spiff
If that play at 3rd goes the other way, the Angels win that game
s
if kazmir's strike zone wasn't ep-sized, angels might have been in the game
ns
AHIK*
now i am in charlotte.
nice airport i guess.
good post freak.
also, i too thought blue was a regular poster at one time.
charlotte is the king of airports, or something
steve is in Charlotte.
tem and steve should hang out
tem is visiting steve?
did tem bring a helmet?
if steve is the black guy sitting next to me in the airport then i am visiting steve.
otherwise i am not.
no tem ratio yet?
flying to greenville soon to hang out at east carolina university.
i hope they have poon.
"otherwise i am not."
maybe you're in detroit
31 people in sight. 0 attractive womens.
i should ask and make sure i am not in detroit.
"flying to greenville soon to hang out at east carolina university."
tem ♥s pirates
thought i might have had a hot flight attendant, which would be a first for me.
but that didn't turn out well. she was not hot.
"tem ♥s pirates"
this is not untrue.
Cris Collinsworth on Dan Patrick right now. Made a point about how Manning had knee surgery before last season and how he didn't play well for the 1st half of the season. I guess he wasn't elite last season, but he regained it this season
collinsworth is smat
a couple more good games and peyton will be there.
baseball is rigged
it's all fized
he's no josh johnston*
NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.
early bird price is 165$
overhead speaker lady tolt me to keep a close watch on my bags.
i don't own a watch.
umps helped with grateness*
"NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.
"
i wonder if time warner will do that in columbus. generally speaking they don't. they never give out the free shit.
"early bird price is 165$"
The early bird gets the worm
dong?
/LP
This excerpt is from a chapter called "The Secret." In the summer of 2007, my buddy Hopper and I were in Vegas for the NBA Summer League. We were playing blackjack at the outdoor pool in Vegas
can you be more specific spiffg
anyone peep game on that 30 for 30 doc about the USFL?
spiffg was on it and he did not look well.
O:FB might have its ELE (spiffgs death) soon
"i don't own a watch."
rent one
ELE
::bank heist::
when i ask this guy if i am in detroit i'll ask him if i can borrow his watch.
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We shook hands and sat down. I explained the purpose of my column, how I write from the fan's perspective and play up certain gimmicks -- I like the Boston teams and dislike anyone who battles them, I pretend to be smarter than every GM, I think Christmas should be changed to Larry Bird's birthday -- which made Isiah a natural foil for me. He understood that. He thought we were both entertainers, for lack of a better word. We were both there to make basketball more fun to follow.
what a floppy cocked faggot.
stand behind your work fag.
what a floppy cocked faggot.
stand behind your work fag.
you would have done the same thing
talk radio here, a guy called in yesterday with a new NFL sabremetrics stat that he had came up with
it was something like pass attempts per INT+Fumbles+sacks
or something really hollingeresque
the guys on the radio loved it and told him that he should name it...
he named it the "goodness" stat
so Kyle Orton is leading the league in goodness
i would have tolt isaih that he sucks, and could suck it.
and also thank him for the autograph he gave me when i was in 5th grade
you would have done the same thing
spiffg didn't need to act like a pompous badass but don't act like it was all a big joke and that it's all schtick.
spiffg didn't need to act like a pompous badass but don't act like it was all a big joke and that it's all schtick.
but it pretty much is a schtick
Your face is schticky
pretty much
its dried franzia
"you would have done the same thing"
^^^^^^^^^^^
re: beth's comment from the other post, I'm a smartas. in real life, but not an as.hole
says you
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thanks obama!
yes, I said it
i know. i heard.
Do you have to pay for your reader's plane ticket?
Packers signed Ahman Green. Jesus
no the airport provides one.
you just have to ask.
Free internets and free readers? It's like Christmas in October
yep....thanks obama!
ELE is still a blank heist
^
"no the airport provides one."
that's what those white courtesy phones are for
watching people stumbled onto and off of the moving walkway thing is funny
ele = eteo in HDH
it is also funny watching people walk in front of the golf cart thing that shuttles old people around.
TP rides those things
"I'll get killed for saying this . . . but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.
sucks that cuban is going to get kilt
what does he deem "long term damage?"
dying?
the mafia
cuban is not a doctor nor a scientist.
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maybe tem is just too picky
your face is too picky
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people just got off a plane.
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people just got off a plane.
plane is supposed to leave at 1pm EST.
i wonder if it will leave anywhere near then.
probably not, it will probably leave an hour earlier than that on EDT
thats unpossible
Extinction Level Event
atta boy deke!
now name that movie
grease 2?
grease 2?
you motorboatin son-of-a-bitch!
YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!
eteo
"if kazmir's strike zone wasn't ep-sized, angels might have been in the game"
umps reasoning was awful too. he tolt scocia that there were heads and hands in the way, WFT.
once napoli got lower, he called some low strikes, but CC was getting the low strike. napoli isnt twice posada's size or anything
steve phillips had an affair with a hideous 22 year old
mistress wrote a letter to his wife here (warning: PDF file)
pic of the monster
another pic of the beast
"mistress wrote a letter to his wife"
bitch!
EP is gonna be pissed, then his head is gonna explode.
What the fuck, Steve Phillips
mistress wrote a letter to his wife
bullshit! he needs to tell his wife he will sleep with who he wants, when he wants!
/zeke
"atta boy deke!
now name that movie"
Don't know
steve phillips is a chubby chaser
i wonder what his wife looks like.
maybe after years of eating the same stale old crackers anything looks good.
mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side
mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side
^
^
^
"mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side"
Spiff speaks the truth.
women are so dumb.*
fized*
"TP rides those things"
no i don't... my tv would get jealous
"steve phillips is a chubby chaser"
the mo vaugn signing makes sence now
i wonder why the wwl is running any steve phillips stories
*isn't
"the mo vaugn signing makes sence now"
hilarity
wow, this caller on rome right now is really really bad, thinks he;s got jokes
manual buzzer time?
"wow, this caller on rome right now is really really bad, thinks he;s got jokes"
so, weazy calls in to rome
makes sence
great efforting today
The high school coach of Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor says that his former player could be utilized more effectively by Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel.
We also said that.
I have nothing to say
"i wonder why the wwl is running any steve phillips stories"
here
this place sucks
"manual buzzer time?"
no, rome mocked him telling him he was on fire, and they were ba dum bum sound effecting the guy. then rome racked him with a huge S
"this place sucks"
Yeah. Where the hell is EP?
/lp
I misst that dude. Was it before the Shiancoe(sp?) interview?
O:FB
"I misst that dude. Was it before the Shiancoe(sp?) interview?"
no after, he was the guy trying to add all the rome stuff into his rant, like the joe namath stru-guh-leeng, he did that more than once
Damn, misst it
"makes sence"
thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week
"then rome racked him with a huge S"
rome is good at S
thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week
can't wait to see your picks this friday
s
I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels
thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week
if that's the case I have some advise* for yous*:
ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!
"I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels"
Don't you need a gun, too?
"I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels"
squirrel steak is good with the right amount of hot sauce
I have a gun, as.
HS is the best 5 years of his life
I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels
the keefbudget includes hunting, kilting* and cooking your own food.
"I have a gun, as."
I didn't know you had a gun, chubby
ns
I have a gun, as.
your gun is digging into my hip.
/Deluxe
Be vewy vewy kwiet. I'm huntin' wabbit
forgot to bring the laptop power cord.
woe
"your gun is digging into my hip.
/Deluxe"
hilarity
"forgot to bring the laptop power cord.
woe"
rent one
"the keefbudget includes hunting, kilting* and cooking your own food."
That shit grosses me out. Even when I go fishing, I release everything because I don't want to clean them
might buy one. we'll see.
I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels
a new library card and a small game license...sounds like a crazy weekend
s
when you start your killing spree, your small game license will work for ep, but not the rest of us.
jug is on fire
"That shit grosses me out. Even when I go fishing, I release everything because I don't want to clean them"
You vag. I just don't like cleaning large animals. I was thinking about applying for a bear license, but the I thought "What if I actually shoot one? Who's gonna dress that monster?"
ordered 2 mcdoubles, received 2 double cheeseburgers
suite
"ordered 2 mcdoubles, received 2 double cheeseburgers"
Score!
Dude, you would shit your pants if a bear walked in front of you. Gun or not
could be a new dating strategy
"Dude, you would shit your pants if a bear walked in front of you. Gun or not"
I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "up north", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there.
manny being in the shower whilst rollins was hitting the walkoff is funny
"when you start your killing spree, your small game license will work for ep, but not the rest of us."
Hilarity.
deke = the crocodile hunter (rip)
"I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "up north", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there."
I've been "up north" before, too. Doesn't mean I've walk amongst the bears
I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "the zoo", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there.
fixed
And this may not be shocking or surprising but I've eaten squirrel once, back in high school.
Sure enough, it tasted like chicken. ns
*walked
They must have some funky as. chicken in the ATL
Dikembe Meiztumbo stars in Dances With Wolves 2: Dances With Bears.
pryor's high school coach calling out tressel, WFT. dude you coach high school, go play intramurals brother
So mize won't drive 5 miles to get bait, but he'll walk around the woods to hunt a bear.
Bull
Shit
spiffdrino
"And this may not be shocking or surprising but I've eaten squirrel once, back in high school."
beth refers to pussy as squirrel, not beaver got it
Zorn = zeke?
so deke won a state championship in auto shop and woulda won state if he stayed on the bear hunting team.
got it.
I can shoot this rifle over them mountains.
deke's yearbook quote
Mize was the best shooter in the school but coach didn't allow him to be on the team
mize...hunt with a bow and arrow
What a stupid front page story
Don't forget to get the duct tape along with your small game license
"So mize won't drive 5 miles to get bait, but he'll walk around the woods to hunt a bear."
You're a retard
SG coming to S'dizzle on 11/3 for his book signing
"You're a retard"
AA
"mize...hunt with a bow and arrow"
Expensive and difficult. No thanks.
I should go to his book signing with his 1st book that I already have
how about a grenade?
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