Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Sport Start

This is to get us throught the great Tyler debacle of 2009.

According to TMQ, the world is going to end in 2012, he must have the same friend as Tem.

Anyone know when the next Haley's comet is? I have a friend who saw it and said it looked really cool.

Balloon boy's 911 tape was released yesterday...funny stuff. The dad seemed really concerned (s).

For Halloween i'm thinking about going as Meiz. I'll buy one of those broncos jerseys and a brewers hat.

Apparently, now that A-roid is no longer living with the secret of his juicing, he uses it in the playoffs

That is all for now...and for later probably

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ToddPacker said...

throught

nice

Tyler said...

Yeah, I kind of forgot about this.

Tyler said...

And I think my run it over with. If anyone wants to take over Wednesdays, have at it.

blue said...

i'll take wednesdays tyler


i have no good material, so it'll be like nothing changed

ToddPacker said...

how about concentrating on beating the phils, tyler

ToddPacker said...

"i'll take wednesdays tyler"

blue were you a regular poster at one time?

Tyler said...

The only thing I was really going to say was that the baseball umpires have been terrible. That call at third last night was atrocious.

I fear what's going to happen in the NBA with the replacement refs.

blue said...

all things philly suck

especially that cracked liberty bell...

if that had been in any other town, shit wouldn't have cracked

ToddPacker said...

gonna be a slow day without tem and ep

blue said...

""blue were you a regular poster at one time?""

nope

Tyler said...

"how about concentrating on beating the phils, tyler"

Sigh, yeah, that's not going well either.

ToddPacker said...

"The only thing I was really going to say was that the baseball umpires have been terrible"

the call on the pick-off at second was bad

blue said...

baseball is rigged

blue said...

umpires throughout the entire playoffs have sucked


there was a play in the rockies series where victorino was out by a mile at 3rd and the ump called him safe

ToddPacker said...

the mess beat madoff

ToddPacker said...

the appeal at 3rd was bad too... didn't look like he left early

blue said...

unfortunately, replay is going to have to be used

it's not a "judgement call" like balls and strikes

ToddPacker said...

probably going to have to go to a challenge type system like the nfl

Tyler said...

"unfortunately, replay is going to have to be used"

You know, I wouldn't be against that. As long as they do something like football where there are booth reviews and the managers have one or two challenges.

Keef said...

"especially that cracked liberty bell..."

The episode of It's Always Sunny in Philly where they cracked the bell was funny

Keef said...

Excerpt from SG book

Steve said...

BAM!!

Keef said...

With that said, I would have rather been playing blackjack and drinking vodka lemonades then figuring out how to cajole a pissed-off NBA legend.



SG's editor sucks

ToddPacker said...

"Excerpt from SG book"

i have zero interest in that book

ToddPacker said...

"SG's editor sucks"

should have been lemonade's


s

Meiz said...

Morning, ladies.

Keef said...

NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.

Beth said...

Morning mize.

Oh wait, you were being funny by calling THEM ladies, now I get it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kazmir gets shook easily, WFT

ToddPacker said...

"kazmir gets shook easily, WFT"

yeah, that's why the mess dumped him


s

ToddPacker said...

lots of bad calls in that game, spiff

Keef said...

If that play at 3rd goes the other way, the Angels win that game

s

ToddPacker said...

if kazmir's strike zone wasn't ep-sized, angels might have been in the game

ns

Keef said...

AHIK*

tem said...

now i am in charlotte.

nice airport i guess.

tem said...

good post freak.


also, i too thought blue was a regular poster at one time.

blue said...

charlotte is the king of airports, or something

blue said...

steve is in Charlotte.

tem and steve should hang out

Keef said...

tem is visiting steve?

ToddPacker said...

did tem bring a helmet?

tem said...

if steve is the black guy sitting next to me in the airport then i am visiting steve.

otherwise i am not.

ToddPacker said...

no tem ratio yet?

tem said...

flying to greenville soon to hang out at east carolina university.

i hope they have poon.

ToddPacker said...

"otherwise i am not."

maybe you're in detroit

tem said...

31 people in sight. 0 attractive womens.

tem said...

i should ask and make sure i am not in detroit.

Keef said...

"flying to greenville soon to hang out at east carolina university."

tem ♥s pirates

tem said...

thought i might have had a hot flight attendant, which would be a first for me.

but that didn't turn out well. she was not hot.

tem said...

"tem ♥s pirates"

this is not untrue.

Keef said...

Cris Collinsworth on Dan Patrick right now. Made a point about how Manning had knee surgery before last season and how he didn't play well for the 1st half of the season. I guess he wasn't elite last season, but he regained it this season

ToddPacker said...

collinsworth is smat

tem said...

a couple more good games and peyton will be there.

Isiah Thompson said...

baseball is rigged

it's all fized

tem said...

he's no josh johnston*

Isiah Thompson said...

NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.


early bird price is 165$

tem said...

overhead speaker lady tolt me to keep a close watch on my bags.

i don't own a watch.

Keef said...

umps helped with grateness*

tem said...

"NBA LEAGUE PASS will open the season with a free preview October 27 - November 3, 2009 on most providers.
"

i wonder if time warner will do that in columbus. generally speaking they don't. they never give out the free shit.

Keef said...

"early bird price is 165$"


The early bird gets the worm



dong?

/LP

Isiah Thompson said...

This excerpt is from a chapter called "The Secret." In the summer of 2007, my buddy Hopper and I were in Vegas for the NBA Summer League. We were playing blackjack at the outdoor pool in Vegas


can you be more specific spiffg

Isiah Thompson said...

anyone peep game on that 30 for 30 doc about the USFL?

spiffg was on it and he did not look well.

O:FB might have its ELE (spiffgs death) soon

Keef said...

"i don't own a watch."

rent one

Keef said...

ELE



::bank heist::

tem said...

when i ask this guy if i am in detroit i'll ask him if i can borrow his watch.

tem said...

34

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Isiah Thompson said...

We shook hands and sat down. I explained the purpose of my column, how I write from the fan's perspective and play up certain gimmicks -- I like the Boston teams and dislike anyone who battles them, I pretend to be smarter than every GM, I think Christmas should be changed to Larry Bird's birthday -- which made Isiah a natural foil for me. He understood that. He thought we were both entertainers, for lack of a better word. We were both there to make basketball more fun to follow.


what a floppy cocked faggot.

stand behind your work fag.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

what a floppy cocked faggot.

stand behind your work fag.



you would have done the same thing

blue said...

talk radio here, a guy called in yesterday with a new NFL sabremetrics stat that he had came up with

it was something like pass attempts per INT+Fumbles+sacks

or something really hollingeresque

blue said...

the guys on the radio loved it and told him that he should name it...

he named it the "goodness" stat

so Kyle Orton is leading the league in goodness

blue said...

i would have tolt isaih that he sucks, and could suck it.

and also thank him for the autograph he gave me when i was in 5th grade

Isiah Thompson said...

you would have done the same thing

spiffg didn't need to act like a pompous badass but don't act like it was all a big joke and that it's all schtick.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

spiffg didn't need to act like a pompous badass but don't act like it was all a big joke and that it's all schtick.


but it pretty much is a schtick

Keef said...

Your face is schticky

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

pretty much

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

its dried franzia

Meiz said...

"you would have done the same thing"


^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

re: beth's comment from the other post, I'm a smartas. in real life, but not an as.hole

tem said...

says you

tem said...

13

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tem said...

14

1

thanks obama!

Keef said...

yes, I said it

tem said...

i know. i heard.

Keef said...

Do you have to pay for your reader's plane ticket?

Keef said...

Packers signed Ahman Green. Jesus

tem said...

no the airport provides one.

tem said...

you just have to ask.

Keef said...

Free internets and free readers? It's like Christmas in October

tem said...

yep....thanks obama!

tem said...

ELE is still a blank heist

Keef said...

^

blue said...

"no the airport provides one."

that's what those white courtesy phones are for

tem said...

watching people stumbled onto and off of the moving walkway thing is funny

blue said...

ele = eteo in HDH

tem said...

it is also funny watching people walk in front of the golf cart thing that shuttles old people around.

blue said...

TP rides those things

Isiah Thompson said...

"I'll get killed for saying this . . . but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.

tem said...

sucks that cuban is going to get kilt

blue said...

what does he deem "long term damage?"

dying?

blue said...

the mafia

tem said...

cuban is not a doctor nor a scientist.

tem said...

19
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blue said...

maybe tem is just too picky

tem said...

your face is too picky

tem said...

54
2


people just got off a plane.

tem said...

54
2


people just got off a plane.

tem said...

plane is supposed to leave at 1pm EST.

i wonder if it will leave anywhere near then.

blue said...

probably not, it will probably leave an hour earlier than that on EDT

tem said...

thats unpossible

Meiz said...

Extinction Level Event

Isiah Thompson said...

atta boy deke!

now name that movie

tem said...

grease 2?

Isiah Thompson said...

grease 2?

you motorboatin son-of-a-bitch!

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!




eteo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if kazmir's strike zone wasn't ep-sized, angels might have been in the game"

umps reasoning was awful too. he tolt scocia that there were heads and hands in the way, WFT.

once napoli got lower, he called some low strikes, but CC was getting the low strike. napoli isnt twice posada's size or anything

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve phillips had an affair with a hideous 22 year old

mistress wrote a letter to his wife here (warning: PDF file)

pic of the monster

another pic of the beast

Steve said...

"mistress wrote a letter to his wife"


bitch!

Steve said...

EP is gonna be pissed, then his head is gonna explode.

Meiz said...

What the fuck, Steve Phillips

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

mistress wrote a letter to his wife


bullshit! he needs to tell his wife he will sleep with who he wants, when he wants!

/zeke

Meiz said...

"atta boy deke!

now name that movie"


Don't know

Isiah Thompson said...

steve phillips is a chubby chaser

Steve said...

i wonder what his wife looks like.

maybe after years of eating the same stale old crackers anything looks good.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side


^

Isiah Thompson said...

^

^

Beth said...

"mistresses are so dumb with 'we love each other he's gonna leave his wife for me' bullshit. if he does, you will become the 'wife' and he'll have to find another broad to bang on the side"

Spiff speaks the truth.

Meiz said...

women are so dumb.*



fized*

ToddPacker said...

"TP rides those things"


no i don't... my tv would get jealous

ToddPacker said...

"steve phillips is a chubby chaser"

the mo vaugn signing makes sence now

ToddPacker said...

i wonder why the wwl is running any steve phillips stories

ToddPacker said...

*isn't

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the mo vaugn signing makes sence now"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, this caller on rome right now is really really bad, thinks he;s got jokes

ToddPacker said...

manual buzzer time?

ToddPacker said...

"wow, this caller on rome right now is really really bad, thinks he;s got jokes"

so, weazy calls in to rome

Keef said...

makes sence

Keef said...

great efforting today

Keef said...

The high school coach of Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor says that his former player could be utilized more effectively by Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel.



We also said that.

Meiz said...

I have nothing to say

Keef said...

"i wonder why the wwl is running any steve phillips stories"

here

Keef said...

this place sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"manual buzzer time?"

no, rome mocked him telling him he was on fire, and they were ba dum bum sound effecting the guy. then rome racked him with a huge S

Meiz said...

"this place sucks"


Yeah. Where the hell is EP?




/lp

Keef said...

I misst that dude. Was it before the Shiancoe(sp?) interview?

Keef said...

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I misst that dude. Was it before the Shiancoe(sp?) interview?"

no after, he was the guy trying to add all the rome stuff into his rant, like the joe namath stru-guh-leeng, he did that more than once

Keef said...

Damn, misst it

ToddPacker said...

"makes sence"

thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week

ToddPacker said...

"then rome racked him with a huge S"

rome is good at S

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week


can't wait to see your picks this friday


s

Meiz said...

I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels

Isiah Thompson said...

thank you... i'll be filling in for ep all week

if that's the case I have some advise* for yous*:

ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!

Keef said...

"I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels"

Don't you need a gun, too?

ToddPacker said...

"I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels"

squirrel steak is good with the right amount of hot sauce

Meiz said...

I have a gun, as.

Keef said...

HS is the best 5 years of his life

Isiah Thompson said...

I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels


the keefbudget includes hunting, kilting* and cooking your own food.

Keef said...

"I have a gun, as."

I didn't know you had a gun, chubby

ns

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I have a gun, as.



your gun is digging into my hip.

/Deluxe

Keef said...

Be vewy vewy kwiet. I'm huntin' wabbit

tem said...

forgot to bring the laptop power cord.

woe

Keef said...

"your gun is digging into my hip.

/Deluxe"

hilarity

Keef said...

"forgot to bring the laptop power cord.

woe"


rent one

Keef said...

"the keefbudget includes hunting, kilting* and cooking your own food."

That shit grosses me out. Even when I go fishing, I release everything because I don't want to clean them

tem said...

might buy one. we'll see.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I should get a small game license to hunt some squirrels


a new library card and a small game license...sounds like a crazy weekend


s

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

when you start your killing spree, your small game license will work for ep, but not the rest of us.

Keef said...

jug is on fire

Meiz said...

"That shit grosses me out. Even when I go fishing, I release everything because I don't want to clean them"


You vag. I just don't like cleaning large animals. I was thinking about applying for a bear license, but the I thought "What if I actually shoot one? Who's gonna dress that monster?"

Spaceman Spiff said...

ordered 2 mcdoubles, received 2 double cheeseburgers

suite

Meiz said...

"ordered 2 mcdoubles, received 2 double cheeseburgers"


Score!

Keef said...

Dude, you would shit your pants if a bear walked in front of you. Gun or not

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

could be a new dating strategy

Meiz said...

"Dude, you would shit your pants if a bear walked in front of you. Gun or not"


I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "up north", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

manny being in the shower whilst rollins was hitting the walkoff is funny

Beth said...

"when you start your killing spree, your small game license will work for ep, but not the rest of us."

Hilarity.

Isiah Thompson said...

deke = the crocodile hunter (rip)

Keef said...

"I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "up north", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there."

I've been "up north" before, too. Doesn't mean I've walk amongst the bears

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I've encountered bears before. I go to this place called "the zoo", and believe it or not, there are wild animals out there.



fixed

Beth said...

And this may not be shocking or surprising but I've eaten squirrel once, back in high school.

Sure enough, it tasted like chicken. ns

Keef said...

*walked

Keef said...

They must have some funky as. chicken in the ATL

Isiah Thompson said...

Dikembe Meiztumbo stars in Dances With Wolves 2: Dances With Bears.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pryor's high school coach calling out tressel, WFT. dude you coach high school, go play intramurals brother

Keef said...

So mize won't drive 5 miles to get bait, but he'll walk around the woods to hunt a bear.


Bull


Shit

Isiah Thompson said...

spiffdrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And this may not be shocking or surprising but I've eaten squirrel once, back in high school."

beth refers to pussy as squirrel, not beaver got it

Keef said...

Zorn = zeke?

Isiah Thompson said...

so deke won a state championship in auto shop and woulda won state if he stayed on the bear hunting team.

got it.

Isiah Thompson said...

I can shoot this rifle over them mountains.


deke's yearbook quote

Keef said...

Mize was the best shooter in the school but coach didn't allow him to be on the team

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

mize...hunt with a bow and arrow

Keef said...

What a stupid front page story

Keef said...

Don't forget to get the duct tape along with your small game license

Meiz said...

"So mize won't drive 5 miles to get bait, but he'll walk around the woods to hunt a bear."


You're a retard

Keef said...

SG coming to S'dizzle on 11/3 for his book signing

Keef said...

"You're a retard"

AA

Meiz said...

"mize...hunt with a bow and arrow"


Expensive and difficult. No thanks.

Keef said...

I should go to his book signing with his 1st book that I already have

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

how about a grenade?

Keef said...

block

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