Wednesday, October 28, 2009

One word: NBA Preview

In case you haven't heard, Bill Simmons has a new book about basketball. You should buy it. Wins prediction in parentheses.
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Atlantic Division

Boston: (58) They should be pretty good all season long in a weak division. I'm not in love with the Rasheed move, and with Big Baby out for awhile, Sheed will have to play more. Lets see how the Rondo drama plays out before we crown their asses

Philly: (44) Eddie Jordan is a solid head coach. Elton Brand is a solid PF. They need a true PG, but expect Igoudala to make a jump and Rodney Carney should improve to make this team a playoff contender again.

Torotno*: (40) Bosh will play like a madman in his contract year. Hedo will help, he's a quality playmaker with stones. Never liked the fact their two best big men would rather play on the perimeter (bargnani and bosh).

Caput Mundi: (33) D'antonio* still has his work cut out for him. Bloated payroll but they brought back kryptonate and david lee which gives them some hope. Don't sleep on Wilson Chandler, not sure how Jordan Hill fits in this system, but whatever.

New Jersey: (24) Nothing to like on this team...at all. Devin Harris will probably be traded by February. But at least they still have the Chairman.

Central Division

Cleveland: (56) Too much drama around this team right now. Lebron is he staying is he going, Shaq-fu, and Delonte West will make things fun at least. Take Lebron off this team and they're lucky to win 25 games.

Chicago: (43) Vinny D-N has this ship in the right direction. Derrick Rose is straight gangsta. They need another perimeter scorer, maybe Hinrich picks up the slack for the loss of Ben Gordon, but I doubt it.

Indiana: (33) Who is even on this team? Freak knows, nobody else cares. Way overpaid for Dahntay Jones. I like AJ Price, but he'll be buried on their bench behind TJ Ford, Earl Watson, and Travis Diener. It's nerve smat to carry 4 pgs.

Detroit: (30) Joe Dumars fires the coach after the season....again. Nothing to like here really, Stuckey isn't a PG, Rip is old, Gordon and Charlie V both got paid, and will be coming off the bench.

Milwaukee: (23) One of the worst run franchises in the league. Mike Redd has got to want to get out of there, and he's overrated. Brandon Jennings averaged like 6 pts/game in Italy, hate to tell you this Bucks fans, the NBA is a little tougher than the Italian pro league.

Southeast Division
Orlando: (53) Still have superman. They'll miss Hedo at the end of games, but are loaded with talent. Vinsanity is overrated at this stage of his career, not a team guy.

Atlanta: (46) A good solid team, Bibby has helped tremendously and should make them a decent playoff team next year. Joe Johnson is in a contract year and I always like to say Zaza Pachulia.

Miami: (45) D-wade is gone after this season. Beasley is a huge bust,Jermaine O'neal is a ghost, but I do like Mario Chalmers. This is a 25 win team without d-wade.

Warshington: (39) Gil is back and "healthy". Tough Juice is one of the most underrated players in the league, and they have a solid bench. Health will be this teams demise. I just don't see Gil/TJ/Jamison all playing over 70 games. I do like the pickup of Mike Miller and Randy Foye...but just way too many perimeter players here.

Charlotte: (26) Michael Jordan is a hot mess, if only he could lead this team like he did the President's cup team. No Okafor, no Sean May, nobody but Gerald Wallace and Ray Felton.

Northwest Division
Denver: (57) it's a true homer pick. Carmelo should finally make that leap to be a true star. Chauncey is still solid. They don't have enough size up front and will miss JR Swish the first 7 games. They still have a huge trade exception they could use in the next month.

Portland (55) Brandon Roy is ok. Greg Oden might be ok. Too much money paid to Lamarcus Alridge and Andre Miller, but I like Miller, he's a solid veteran PG exactly what this team was missing.

Utah (48) Deron Williams is probably the 2nd best PG in the league. They'll miss Kyle Korver, and I hate Carlos Boozer.

Seattle (41) Really good young team. I ♥ Durant and Westbrook. Shaun Livingston has bionic knees, and James Harden should be a great fit.

Minnesota (22) Just an awful situation. Their 2nd best player is in Spain. I like K-Love and Big Al and Jonny Flynn is going to be a good one. This team is only 6 years away from being good.

Pacific Division
Lakers (62) I hate the Lakers. Fudge Kobe, fudge Lamar, and fudge Ron Ron. I hope Phil dies and Pau gets bad AIDS.

Clippers (39) Might be better if Blake Griffin hadn't gotten hurt. Good pieces on this team, and they'll beat some people they're not supposed to beat.

Phoenix (38) Nash finally wears out. How could Amare fall so far so fast? This team could win 50 games, but the West is brutal again, and they just don't have the horses anymore.

Golden State (38) Interesting team with Stephen Curry and a healthy Monta Ellis. A ton of afletes on this team. Nelly ball gets old though and this team has problems with a lot of bigs.

Sacramento (22) They blew up the team they had a few years ago, and this team still blows. Geoff Petrie is too smart for his own good, and they're a long long long long ways away from ever being good again. I hate you Joe Maloof.

Southwest
San Antonio (60) I like the Richard Jefferson pickup, even if he is a fag. They got a steal in the 2nd round with Dajuan Blair. But health will always be their issue. I'm assuming no significant injury to Duncan, but that's a 50/50 chance. Duncan goes down and they only win 44 games.

New Orleans (46)CP3 will be spectacular, he's fun to watch. David West is solid, but Peja is just awful now. I like Okafor, and Darren Collison is going to be a good backup for CP3.

Dallas (45)Same team, same results I guess. Dirk is getting older, Jason Kidd sucks ballz, and Shawn Marion is over the hill, but might be a good fit...not.

Houston (36) Tough gritty team. They play better without McGrady, and played the Lakers pretty tough without Yao. I like Aaron Brooks and Ariza should fit in well.

Memphis (28) Really, do you want Allen Iverson mentoring Rudy Gay and OJ Mayo. Throw in Z-bo and you have disaster written all over this.

East Champion: Celtics
West Champion: Spurs*
Finals: Spurs*

This is the longest post I will ever right*

*spurs dependant on Duncan not getting hurt, 50/50 odds

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Who Dey said...

"I hope people play ketchup tomorrow. I think I've had some hilarity tonight..."


I found this to be hilarity:

H said...

I aim for decent to high class girls

October 28, 2009 12:29 AM

H said...

I wonder if I can work out a threesome or even or foursome on the GGW show night.

October 28, 2009 12:33 AM

Beth said...

Lots of good LOVad yesterday for sure.

Nice catch there Jug.

Beth said...

Did anyone notice that one of H's links from yesterday was from www.whdh.com? Looking back on things now that might've been a better website for us than LOV.

Beth said...

I liked H's train of thought last night about a punch being thrown relatively soon at the LOV picnic, but I don't see it being me and/or mize. My money would be on a as.-EP fight after 1 too many as. comments.

Beth said...

And H, last night you said "Generally speaking, I wish all the best for our LOV colleagues".

This leads to the obvious question - which LOV colleague do you NOT wish the best for?

Beth said...

Ok, I'm done commenting about LOVad for now I think.

Who Dey said...

My money would be on a as.-EP fight after 1 too many as. comments.


i agree...with keef holding his hand out on ep's head and ep swinging away at just air

ToddPacker said...

did blue quit at northwest?

Who Dey said...

i agree...with keef holding his hand out on ep's head and ep swinging away at just air


of course, if it is a Mess comment that sets ep off, while keef is holding ep back he could take a shot to the back from TP's cane


wadr of course

El Padrino said...

nice blue

El Padrino said...

so tyler died?

El Padrino said...

wow work really blows

El Padrino said...

wait, this doesnt appear to be full niba preview

ToddPacker said...

"he could take a shot to the back from TP's cane"

my fighting days are over... still in the dog house for punching the homeless guy

El Padrino said...

like who's winning everything

ToddPacker said...

"wait, this doesnt appear to be full niba preview"


seems like blue is adding a little bit every couple on minutes

El Padrino said...

"my fighting days are over... still in the dog house for punching the homeless guy"

larry holmes

ToddPacker said...

"like who's winning everything"

or the southwest

El Padrino said...

blue hates mexicans so no south west preview

that's a fact

blue said...

all done

ToddPacker said...

blue = bob griese?

ToddPacker said...

no post season predictions?

blue said...

they're there now

blue said...

bad news is, I could have wrote a shitload more



there is no good news

ToddPacker said...

"they're there now"

nice work, blue

blue said...

I was too preoccupied with trying to make sure the total of all the wins was correct or as. would have a comment about it.

El Padrino said...

simon poon just sent me an email

wft

El Padrino said...

simmons was on pti
he looked uncomfortable

El Padrino said...

forgive me as i catch up on world news

in you face obama

El Padrino said...

did hulk hogan try to committ suicide?

blue said...

8-14 inches of snow expected today

snow day for blue

El Padrino said...

"REPORT: Michael Jackson movie will be nominated for an Academy Award..."

just stop it

El Padrino said...

"8-14 inches of snow expected today"

i take back my comment sayin Colorado wouldnt be so bad to live

no beach and snow in oct is a dealbreaker

El Padrino said...

""Where's Juan Pablo Montoya? Perhaps he's out having a taco"- Bob Griese


this what all the hub bub is about

blue said...

beach is overrated

i can be at the beach in 2 hours



but we do always have at least one good storm before halloween

there is no fall here

El Padrino said...

no fall = no el pad

fall is el pad's favorite season


other than that i like da co'

blue said...

fall is like 2 weeks here it seems

El Padrino said...

Spurs stay healthy, and win title

jus sayin

ToddPacker said...

what are seasons?

El Padrino said...

jefferson despite the cocksucking is a natural scorer and can take over a game

parker is in his prime and carried that team last year

ToddPacker said...

gonna hit 90° tomorrow

blue said...

i agree lp

i just have this uneasy feeling about duncan and his knees

El Padrino said...

i dont like the celts to be there but dont like the cavs either, i guess that means i like the magic but not really

El Padrino said...

i can talk myself into the shaq factor but not in the mood

El Padrino said...

rondo is a bitch

ToddPacker said...

is that a blue zorse?

blue said...

breakfast skillet this am

eggs, potatoes, bacon (eyemuffs meiz) onions and peppers

blue said...

"is that a blue zorse?"

yep, controversial sculpture out at the airport here...bgblue likes it

ToddPacker said...

why is it controversial?

blue said...

a lot of people thinks it looks evil and don't like it.

i think it's cool

the sculptor died whilst building it, it fell on him, so people say it's haunted


blah blah blah

they don't like that it's the first thing visitors see as they leave the airport

El Padrino said...

i farted

smells like jerk seasoning
the colon is coming around i see

blue said...

no early am tem


that means sexy time with cgtis

blue said...

temsagna must have been a sucksess

Beth said...

I bet Tem took my advice about lots of alcohol to heart but ended up getting drunk before she did. So he's sleeping it off.

blue said...

maybe she turned on the microwave and he exploded

El Padrino said...

cgtis

please advice

blue said...

current girl tem is seeing

El Padrino said...

ah

blue said...

the pharmacy technician

blue said...

maybe she gave tem some good drugs last night and he's still asleep

Keef said...

"My money would be on a as.-EP fight after 1 too many as. comments."


No chance

El Padrino said...

we might shove each other but that's about it

Keef said...

"gonna hit 90° tomorrow"

High of 61° here today. Got the jacket on right now

Keef said...

"we might shove each other but that's about it"

Nah. I wouldn't take it that far

kodiac said...

well, I plan on sucker punching Jug the first chance I get





(s)

Meiz said...

"Milwaukee: (23)"


Wanna bet?

Keef said...

24-58 BABY!!!

Who Dey said...

well, I plan on pusing Jug off a bridge the first chance I get


fixed

Meiz said...

"eggs, potatoes, bacon (eyemuffs meiz) onions and peppers"


gross

Keef said...

is she hot at least?

Who Dey said...

gross


use your eyemuffs

Meiz said...

"use your eyemuffs"


I can't unsee it

Who Dey said...

"Well, Finkelstein got herself a ticket, but not for the World Series."


there is no good news man

Keef said...

"there is no good news man"

Dan Patrick was just talking about the story. Talked about the lady going home to her husband and saying "i've got some good news and some bad news"

Who Dey said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i throat punched a chick in a bar fight... i was breaking up a fight with her boyfriend and some other dude and she maced me... i couldn't see so i started swinging... knocked her ass out, homeless style."

the legend of TP grows

Keef said...

Don't mace me, bro

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is she hot at least?"

picture

Who Dey said...

imagine steve and tp at a cracker barrel...

El Padrino said...

scumbaG COPS

Beth said...

"Is she hot at least?"

Decide for yourself, her pic is here.

Keef said...

"picture"


No. Got it

Beth said...

Damn, shoulda figured spiff would beat me to linking a pic.

Keef said...

bethdrino


s

Meiz said...

El Bethdrino

Beth said...

I just need to be faster at linking.

Meiz said...

"El Bethdrino"


Them's fightin' words

/Aitch

Keef said...

Good news, mize

blue said...

i'll bet you mizer

Beth said...

TP, we betting on the UGA-UF game? The latest line I saw was 16. I'd be fine with 14 points as I figure UGA will either win/keep it very close or lose by like 30.

ToddPacker said...

"the legend of TP grows"

this was like 15 years ago... most of you guys were still playin with transformers then

ToddPacker said...

"TP, we betting on the UGA-UF game? The latest line I saw was 16. I'd be fine with 14 points as I figure UGA will either win/keep it very close or lose by like 30."

sure, 14 sounds good... i think it will be a close game, but i'll bet anyway

Keef said...

"this was like 15 years ago... most of you guys were still playin with transformers then"

Heckuva way to spend your 40th birthday

Isiah Thompson said...

High of 61° here today. Got the jacket on right now

had to turn the heat on for a little last night.

Meiz said...

"i'll bet you mizer"


terms?

Isiah Thompson said...

Her Facebook comment after the arrest: "Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."


I'd buy WS tix just to catch a bj from her, she sounds wild.

Isiah Thompson said...

I brought my winter coat with me today.

winter coat = a fleece

Keef said...

Driving on the freeway this morning and traffic was inching along for about 5 miles. Got up to the accident and there was a car on its roof in the middle of the freeway.

Keef said...

I broat my winter coat with me today.


*fized

Keef said...

hopefully tem & cgtis didn't get salmonella last night

Keef said...

"Susan Finkelstein is wondering about the integrity of the police."


Because Susan Finkelstein has a ton of integrity

Isiah Thompson said...

Driving on the freeway this morning and traffic was inching along for about 5 miles. Got up to the accident and there was a car on its roof in the middle of the freeway.


nothing better than being frustrated about slow moving traffic and getting your monies worth.

when shit is backed up for 20 mins and when you finally get to the good stuff and it's only a cop who's pulled someone over or just a dood with a flat - that shit drives me insane.

I've dropped more than one "someone better have been kilt" while stuck in traffic.

Beth said...

"sure, 14 sounds good... i think it will be a close game, but i'll bet anyway"

I'm assuming the standard 3 days (unless you have as. size cajones and only want to do 1 day that is).

Isiah Thompson said...

Because Susan Finkelstein has a ton of integrity




she just likes to party

Beth said...

"I've dropped more than one "someone better have been kilt" while stuck in traffic."

So you've seen Seinfeld's standup act too apparently.

blue said...

seinfeld?

ToddPacker said...

"I'm assuming the standard 3 days (unless you have as. size cajones and only want to do 1 day that is)."

3 days is fine

tem said...

good post freak

ToddPacker said...

did we bet last year, beth?

Keef said...

"I'm assuming the standard 3 days (unless you have as. size cajones and only want to do 1 day that is)."

Yes beth. We all know you have bigger balls than anyone here

ToddPacker said...

nevermind... i was blockt/hiatus last year

Isiah Thompson said...

Seenfeld* stolt* it from me.

Keef said...

"when shit is backed up for 20 mins and when you finally get to the good stuff and it's only a cop who's pulled someone over or just a dood with a flat - that shit drives me insane."


^^^

Isiah Thompson said...

I have seen him in concert (is a stand-up guy "in concert?), it was aight. not great.

Keef said...

zeke made the bet of the year last year w/ beth for the FU/UGA game

El Padrino said...

I've dropped more than one "someone better have been kilt" while stuck in traffic.

100% agree

one time me, cmep and hsilep were coming home from a club in nj and turnpike was crazy jacked up and i dropped that

then a medivac helicopter landed about 40 yards in front and once we got passed the accident the carnage was still there, blood on the pavement and shit, i felt a little fucked up

Isiah Thompson said...

tem you got some stank on your hanglow or what?

ToddPacker said...

"zeke made the bet of the year last year w/ beth for the FU/UGA game"

zeke ♥s tebus

Isiah Thompson said...

zeke made the bet of the year last year w/ beth for the FU/UGA game

I made it in the pre-season I believe and gave her 21 pts.

Keef said...

"tem you got some stank on your hanglow or what?"


Why's everything have to be about sex?

/mize

ToddPacker said...

how was the temdinnerdate?

El Padrino said...

we dont know, romeo is not here

Isiah Thompson said...

you remembered to take the rings off the dresser right?

El Padrino said...

what does tem's facebook status say?

tem said...

"no early am tem
that means sexy time with cgtis"

not quite. didn't close the deal. H knows me well. solid triple though.


"temsagna must have been a sucksess"

it was.

"I bet Tem took my advice about lots of alcohol to heart but ended up getting drunk before she did. So he's sleeping it off."

2 beers for me, 1 for her. no alcohol was really needed.

"maybe she turned on the microwave and he exploded"

aitch

"the pharmacy technician"

she is a pharmacist at a hospital, not sure if that is a pharmacy technician or not.



also i am mad busy at work, yo.

Keef said...

"we dont know, romeo is not here"

Jesus

tem said...

what is hanglow?

is that another term for dick?

nerve heard it before.

tem said...

meeting time.

Isiah Thompson said...

I'm hoping this exchange happened last night:

cgtis: "what are you looking for in a woman and in a relationship"

tem: *yelling* "ROMANCE! Look it up!"

cgtis: ::hot sauce::

El Padrino said...

Redemption is spelled H-I-N-S-K-E.

Keef said...

"Redemption is spelled H-I-N-S-K-E."


::mankind::

tem said...

"how was the temdinnerdate?"

went well

tem said...

stepped out of meeting to just answer LOV questions.

now back into meeting.

El Padrino said...

"::mankind::"

he was the last out last year and just got added to the yankees roster

he will make philly pay

Keef said...

GoDaddy is offering Domain Name Registration (new domains only) for $1.99 for 1 year with code geo199. A 18-cent ICANN fee applies, making it $2.17 per domain



Maybe I'll start my MESS website

El Padrino said...

third base

keef, a little test

a) shaving her legs
b) oral copulation by force
c) foam finger wag in anoos
d) finger/handjob

Keef said...

not sure. let me axe cmep what we did

Keef said...

(s)

Keef said...

D, final answer

blue said...

no wonder, tem is always talking about softball

El Padrino said...

good man

blue said...

good work tem

El Padrino said...

at least that's what i remember it being

Isiah Thompson said...

keef, a little test

should have been a test for deke

Isiah Thompson said...

at least that's what i remember it being

rules done changed for kids nowadays:

sexting
sex bracelets
etc

3rd base now probably means anal.

enjoy those daughters TP, Bleu and EP!

blue said...

3rd base for deke is the position that ryan braun used to play

Meiz said...

The answer is always rape

El Padrino said...

"should have been a test for deke"

different aptitude, was playing off the keef snachez

Isiah Thompson said...

keef snachez


snachez should only be performed in the comfort of your own home behind closed doors.

the sanchez is for everyday, public use.

Keef said...

"different aptitude"


Someone got word of the day toilet paper

Keef said...

Can't believe yesterday's comments stopped at 723

Keef said...

rip rev

Keef said...

hsil is staying at our house this weekend. I'll axe her if she knows what 3rd base is

Spaceman Spiff said...

"zeke made the bet of the year last year w/ beth for the FU/UGA game

I made it in the pre-season I believe and gave her 21 pts."

think it was 28 points, and twas the best bet on LOV to date, not just the year

Spaceman Spiff said...

i thought D was second base, oral was third base

Meiz said...

"3rd base for deke is the position that ryan braun used to play"


That too

Spaceman Spiff said...

i can see why EP would think its 3rd base though, he's married

Meiz said...

"Can't believe yesterday's comments stopped at 723"


I was shitbagged. Couldn't make the run on my own.

Keef said...

THe only thing that would have made that bet better was if zeke would have agreed to the loser posting a pic with their fm

Meiz said...

I agree with spiff

Isiah Thompson said...

think it was 28 points,

The e-bay pick was 28 pts.


s


you're right it was 28 pts, just found this:

Beth said...
"bet?"

Of course. I'll gladly bet that GA will either win the game or lose by less than 4 touchdowns.

Keef said...

Third base usually refers to mutual masturbation, fondling or groping of male or female genitals or oral sex (although historically used to mean fingering


blessed be

Spaceman Spiff said...

and keef is married now too, so he decided D as. well

Isiah Thompson said...

I was shitbagged. Couldn't make the run on my own.

I particularly liked the comment about punching older broads if they wanted to step up and scrap.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"(although historically used to mean fingering "

so oral used to be getting caught in a rundown between third and home

Spaceman Spiff said...

makes no cents*

Keef said...

"and keef is married now too, so he decided D as. well"

A. is a solid night for me now

El Padrino said...

wiki nerve lied

Isiah Thompson said...

so oral used to be getting caught in a rundown between third and home


thrown out at third would be no romance explosion from a clean jerk.

blue said...

what was the bet, i don't member

blue said...

mize what are we betting on the 23 wins?

blue said...

wait, are you taking the over or the under

El Padrino said...

so tough juice had a hard time quitting the Dew

Isiah Thompson said...

so tough juice had a hard time quitting the Dew


he quit the Dew?

damn

Isiah Thompson said...

I just don't see Gil/TJ/Jamison all playing over 70 games.


Jamison is already out for like 6 weeks.

blue said...

so my prediction = true

got it

Meiz said...

"I particularly liked the comment about punching older broads if they wanted to step up and scrap."


My buddy's exgfg's mom used to fight dudes, and they wouldn't bomb on her. She looked & acted like a dude. I would have ruined her life, if she would have stepped to me. Fucking pig-ass bitch.

Meiz said...

"wait, are you taking the over or the under"


Over

Meiz said...

Bucks are gonna run this year. They're built for it.

El Padrino said...

run where

Meiz said...

Up & down the court. Unless Skiles is a fucking liar.

Keef said...

"I would have ruined her life, if she would have stepped to me."


1. unnecessary comma
B. Are you bragging?

Keef said...

he quit the Dew?

damn, I don't condone that


*fized

El Padrino said...

fritos be man food

Keef said...

I lost 11 pounds this summer by giving up Mountain Dew. That's right Mountain Dew. A lot of people don't know I'm a Mountain Dew addict so I guess this is my confession.

To try and give this up was crazy for me! I was going through withdrawals. I was in the bed sweating. My wife would turn over in the bed and ask "Are you OK?" Honestly, those first two weeks without The Dew [were] the roughest two weeks of my life. I'm talking headaches, sweats and everything. Before that I drank at least six 12-ounce Mountain Dews a day.

It was so bad at one point that I had to have a cold one right there at the night stand before I went to bed. I had to get the coasters and let it drip a lil' bit and just have it waiting on me. Come 2 a.m., I'd wake up out of my sleep, I'd pop one open and hear the fizz sound ... and just down it! Then I always had to have another one in the morning when I woke up. Before practice I had one too and before games I would knock back two.



Jesus

ToddPacker said...

dew > cheese heroin

Meiz said...

"1. unnecessary comma
B. Are you bragging?"


1. Thank you
B. No. Just sayin'. She needed to be KO'd

Keef said...

Did you say cheese?



/rev

ToddPacker said...

"Did you say cheese?



/ghost of rev

fixed

Meiz said...

Tough Juice makes me not want to quit drinking. I'd be an absolute wreck.

Keef said...

rev's alive. He posts on facebook about 100 times a day

ToddPacker said...

" Keef said...
rip rev"

"rev's alive. He posts on facebook about 100 times a day"


make up your mind

blue said...

how does he have time for fb but not LoV


he's dead to me

ToddPacker said...

if the phils are winning tonight you can guarantee some rev comments

El Padrino said...

i made my college picks they did not take

bullocks

yahoo blows

El Padrino said...

st louis at detroit

meow

El Padrino said...

20-18-2 in the ebay thing

El Padrino said...

and now with some of the uncertaintly gone it will get easier

El Padrino said...

i'm about to set the world on fire

El Padrino said...

hold on to your seats faggots

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino