Thursday, October 22, 2009

No witty title

I'm not special enough to get a milestone post. Oh well.

Phillies win. Thanks a lot for showing up, Dodgers. Rev is probably celebrating with a bottle of champagne and 2 dozen Krispy Kremes as we speak. Too bad the Phillies are about to run into the Yankee buzzsaw. I honestly don't want to see either of those teams win the World Series, so barring a miracle comeback by the Angels, this guy will not be watching any WS games. Take that, MLB!

Cedric Benson thinks the Bears badmouthed him and that's why he had trouble finding another team to play for. how about the fact that you pretty much sucked in your first 3 years with the Bears? That might have been a factor.

As I reported earlier in the week, my band is no more. Long story short, one guitar player had to quit because of some personal issues. The bass player, already unhappy with the overall direction of the band, decided that rather than go through a search for a new guitar player, he would follow suit and leave the band to persue other opportunities. So the remaining three members decided to just call it quits and go out with a bang at our next show, which will be our last show. Between that, my birthday celebration and the Girls Gone Wild tour bus, we should accomplish just that. Too bad none of you guys can make it.

Funny cab story (maybe just to me). I sent one of my drivers to pick up Patriots' LB Derek Burgess. When Burgess got in the car, one of the other drivers came over the air and asked why Burgess has been so unproductive this season. No reply from that car yet. Hopefully, my driver isn't hurt or dead.

Last note, it seems like LOV contributors are dropping like flies. First Freak dropped out, then as. and now Tyler. WFT? Pretty soon every one will be replaced by new blood. I suppose it is good to get new perspective and such, but honestly, D- is D- no matter who writes it.

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JFreak said...

Your face is a fly.

JFreak said...

Delirium has set in.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

how about the fact that you pretty much sucked in your first 3 years with the Bears?


or the fact that he got 2 dui's...one in a car and one in a boat. he wants to take dui's by air, land, and sea.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

H and the Cruisers



do it h...do it

blue said...

as. didn't even quit

blue said...

"Ohio State's Pryor gets advice from LeBron"

i don't think that improving his jumpshot is going to help tOSU win more games...

unless lebron is giving him advise on not underthrowing receivers

ToddPacker said...

"H and the Cruisers"

funny

ToddPacker said...

"I honestly don't want to see either of those teams win the World Series, so barring a miracle comeback by the Angels, this guy will not be watching any WS games."

i'm with ya, h

blue said...

so eltardo is going to be on the Colbert report again? interesting

i might go to his book signing here to punch him in the kidney

ToddPacker said...

ark-fla crew suspended

Meiz said...

this is not a comment

ToddPacker said...

"i might go to his book signing here to punch him in the kidney"

do it, blue

ToddPacker said...

i was hoping for a better breakup story about h’s band

Keef said...

I didn't drop like a fly

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

i was hoping for a better breakup story about h’s band



^

Keef said...

i will also not be watching 1 pitch of a phils/yanks WS

H said...

Sorry to disappoint.

Keef said...

Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?

ToddPacker said...

"Sorry to disappoint."

sorry about your band (ns)

blue said...

i was hoping for a story more along the lines of drugs and overdoses, hoochies and rehab

blue said...

"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"

why do you have 4 defenses

Keef said...

"why do you have 4 defenses"


Why do you have your mat out?

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

why do you have 4 defenses


was wondering the same thing

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"


Jets

/TP

Pats

/H

Colts

/Freak

Packers

/Mize

ToddPacker said...

colts d

Meiz said...

Could I be a Skip Tracer

ToddPacker said...

"Could I be a Skip Tracer"

::hot sauce::

Meiz said...

"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"



Yes.

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

reason to watch the world series

H said...

Meiz you serious about skip tracing?

Meiz said...

"Meiz you serious about skip tracing?"


I don't know. I'm serious about finding a real job, though.

Meiz said...

I know 40k+ with no education is appealing as fuck, though.

Meiz said...

I just Bibled it. I could definitely be a skip tracer.

H said...

It can be tough and very frustrating. You have to be able to pay attention to detail and think outside the box at times. But most importantly you have to be able to sort of charm people into doing what you want without them even realizing it. Its the last part I worry about with you honestly. Not being a dick. Just the impatience you express on here towards the general public would work against you in a big way.

kodiac said...

I just Bibled it. I could definitely be a skip tracer.

I'd hire you for opposing parties living in Sconnie...doesn't come up everyday, but now and then

Beth said...

Tough love from H.

H said...

Nah not tough love. Just honesty. Saw a lot of people try it and fall on their faces.

Meiz said...

"But most importantly you have to be able to sort of charm people into doing what you want without them even realizing it."


Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this.

Meiz said...

I'm a hustler, baby.

Meiz said...

Fucking GO PATS

blue said...

which girl?

H said...

"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this"

Chicago girl? No I haven't. I don't stalk your profile.

H said...

Aja Meiz, I think you are sharp enough to do it. And it can be a fun job. It's interesting to find different ways to track people down and each person is another challenge.

Meiz said...

"I don't stalk your profile."


Sorry to hear that.

blue said...

hot receptionist sent me an email yesterday, and at the end of it she typed "perf"...short for perfect.

well, me being a smart ass hit reply and said "are you calling me a perv?"

which would have been funny, except I hit reply to the wrong email, and it went to our CFO, who was very confused.

blue said...
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blue said...

i'm over it

blue said...

btw: the CFO wrote back to me

"what are you talking about?"

and i had to tell him that i accidentally replied to the wrong email, to which he said "ok perv"

blue said...

maybe centsports will give refunds

Meiz said...

Blue, the innocent are to remain protected, you fucknob

blue said...

screw healthcare, lets fix the BCS

blue said...

i don't have facebook, so i don't know who you're talking about

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

which would have been funny, except I hit reply to the wrong email, and it went to our CFO, who was very confused.


hilarity

blue said...

"Blue, the innocent are to remain protected, you fucknob"

*fized

Meiz said...

Well you're pretty damn good at guessing

blue said...

"Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, said in a 10-page letter to Obama calling for an antitrust probe of the BCS"


10-fucking pages?

blue said...

"Well you're pretty damn good at guessing"

i remember from when she came and visited once way back when you were still with exgfdeke

all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together.

this is how you become a skip tracer

ToddPacker said...

"to which he said "ok perv"


so he knows about ptp

Meiz said...

"i remember from when she came and visited once way back when you were still with exgfdeke

all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together."


Right-o. I'm not sure where you pulled the name from, though.

Meiz said...

I'm getting trashed today

Meiz said...

And I'm gonna have a Happy Meal. Take that, world!

blue said...

"Right-o. I'm not sure where you pulled the name from, though."

that was her name, it was on myspace back in da day

blue said...

liam neeson is playing hannibal in the A-team movie?

first Oskar Schindler, now Hannibal....Neeson gets all the awesome roles.

and rampage jackson as BA Barracus? that's awful

H said...

"all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together.

this is how you become a skip tracer"

^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"liam neeson is playing hannibal in the A-team movie?

and rampage jackson as BA Barracus? that's awful"

we landed on the moon!

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

we landed on the moon!


hilarity

blue said...

lp?

blue said...

dude, the moon landing was a hoax...the whole thing was done with CGI and green screens

Spaceman Spiff said...

titties kicked ass last night, guy could have easily avoided that triangle but he sucked.

Isiah Thompson said...

Boy found alive, hiding in the attic

Isiah Thompson said...

and i had to tell him that i am constantly trying to make sexy time with the secretary and replied to the wrong email, to which he said "I've already hit that"


*fized

Meiz said...

"it was on myspace back in da day"


Wow. The myspace days. Throwback.

blue said...

pretty much twas true

blue said...

yep, i'm wearing my myspace jersey

Steve said...

"titties kicked ass last night"


yea. and rampage is talking a lot of shit for a coach that is 0-6.

i wish the coaches were fighting this year.

blue said...

Mr T wouldn't be 0-6

Steve said...

That was funny last night though.

Rashad: "You need to think of this fight as a re-birth"

Rampage: "The man has titties"

Rashad: "Win to be reborn"

Rampage: "You can't lose to a man that has titties"

Isiah Thompson said...

Phil Ivey

no idear* if it's a good story

blue said...

insider is for losers

Deluxe said...

I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, feel like a dirtball.

Meiz said...

"I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, feel like a dirtball."



Disgusting

Meiz said...

How's your Keith Sanchez?

Deluxe said...

fantastic, I look like a conquistador.

Deluxe said...

Do you know who JB3000's new Goomara is?

blue said...

here we go...it's social hour

Meiz said...

"Do you know who JB3000's new Goomara is?"


What? No. Do you?

Meiz said...

"here we go...it's social hour"


Better than the shithole this place has been this week.

Meiz said...

JewBag's stretching allllll the mileage he can get out of that Lexus, huh?

Spaceman Spiff said...

weezy f baby going to jail

Meiz said...

Fuckin' Jew

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Better than the shithole this place has been this week."

for you

blue said...

so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing

Deluxe said...

yeah he is, I'm hearing multiple reports that he is a big alchi. not just from the EX. One of them being a Po Po.

Meiz said...

"for you"


I guess?

blue said...

his rap is stronger than plax's

Meiz said...

"yeah he is, I'm hearing multiple reports that he is a big alchi. not just from the EX. One of them being a Po Po."


Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. The kid's a pile o' shit. What goes around...

Meiz said...

"so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing"


Prison's gonna fuck with Plax. I'm guessing Wayne gets more respect from the criminals than Cheddar P.

blue said...

"Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. and i'm a pile o' shit."


*fized

blue said...

"Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. and i'm a pile o' shit."


*fized

Isiah Thompson said...

so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing

I think Plax had a suite plea deal on the table early on for only like 3 months but he was scurred of the tossed salad man and didn't except* the deal.

Isiah Thompson said...

double hilarity

blue said...

that's because it wasn't him, it was Harris Smith

Deluxe said...

Don't you think someone would have taken ownership of the gun so Weezy didn't get pinned with it.

Meiz said...

Plax thought he could bu his way out of jail


IN YOU FACE, PLASTICO

blue said...

"Don't you think someone would have taken ownership of the gun so Weezy didn't get pinned with it."


like Harris Smith?

Isiah Thompson said...

"Does anyone want wine?" Ivey asks. Then, to the butler, "Please bring the best bottle in the house," as he unleashes a cheeky smile.



The room settles. Ivey palms a pair of dice and casually tosses them like horseshoes in high, looping arcs. They tumble onto the table. The game has begun.



Here is how this scene plays out in the movies: A suave gentleman in a tux leans on the bumper of a table, chips pile higher, glamorous women swoon, onlookers scream, drinks spill. The excitement is palpable as the casino breaks.



Here is how it goes in real life: silence, as if the game had broken out in a library. Chips clink, dice softly hit the felt, the stickman announces the point rolled, and everyone keeps very still. "This is serious," Lorenzo had warned earlier. "It's real money."



Yes, it is. Ivey throws a six and puts $50,000 on six. He rolls a nine and bets $40,000 on nine. Then he rolls a seven, and the chips disappear. Lorenzo takes a turn. He throws a nine. Ivey puts $40,000 on that number. A four: $30,000 on four. A six: $50,000 on six. Nine. Ivey gets paid. Four. Ivey gets paid. Seven. The chips disappear. And on it goes. He wins, he wins, he loses.

Meiz said...

Wayne's the realest dog here

Isiah Thompson said...

Plax thought he could bu his way out of jail


B-rad from Bu

Isiah Thompson said...

The dice, though, are not so easily psyched out. After 25 minutes, Ivey rolls another seven and craps out. "That's it," he says. "Let's go." It's 9:05. Ivey is up $185,000. As he leaves, the butler finally returns with the wine, a 1986 Chateau Latour. Cost: $2,100. We get it to go.

Deluxe said...

Hey Plax!

Squeez, twist, pull!

-Steve Spagnuolo

Isiah Thompson said...

Lorenzo takes over. He rolls a four. Ivey puts $30,000 on four. He rolls an eight. Ivey puts down $50,000 on eight. Nine: $40,000 on nine. Four. Winner. Six: $50,000. Nine. Winner. Eight. Winner. It's a real live run. Ivey is getting paid in multiples of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The dealer can't count fast enough. I can barely follow the action. If we were on the floor, gamblers would be rushing the table. Here, only the stickman speaks. When Lorenzo finally loses, Ivey has $2.5 million in chips. After paying off his marker, he's up $1.5M. He's been gambling for 20 minutes



Godddddd-Damn Smokey!

Keef said...

"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this."

No, but most of the greater Chicago metro area probably has. WADR

Keef said...

That should have been (s), not wadr

Deluxe said...

HEY!!!

SMOKEY IS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT!

Isiah Thompson said...

"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this."



I wasn't paying attention to all of this, was deke saying he's some sort of pimp because he's talking with a chick from chi, even though he hates pussy and hasn't had any in a year? (wadr)

Deluxe said...

name the movie.

Isiah Thompson said...

SMOKEY IS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT!

deluxe gets it

Spaceman Spiff said...

hayden sideboob GIF

from that beth cooper movie

Isiah Thompson said...

come on deluxe, that's in the LOV pantheon of movies

Isiah Thompson said...

owwwww, my back! my neck and my back!

Meiz said...

Hi, I'm Keith with the Franz company.

Nice to meet you Keith, I'm Phil.

Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that no matter what you say to me, I'm gonna shit on it. You see, I'm a hater. I can't help it.

Isiah Thompson said...

Ivey believes in luck, the mysticism of dice and cards, and the karma of the person throwing or playing them. At Foxwoods, I asked Ivey why he'd walked away from the table after only 20 minutes, even though he was up nearly 200 grand. "I see what the dice are going to do," he said. "It's a feeling I believe in. Is that sick?"

Deluxe said...

going to drop the kids off at the pool.

Meiz said...

Oh, and Keith saves it with an S.

Apologies, Keith.

Meiz said...

"I wasn't paying attention to all of this..."


Continue doing so.

Thanks and regards

Keef said...

Ivey seems like a good dude

Deluxe said...

"come on deluxe, that's in the LOV pantheon of movies"

Then get the quote right.

Owwwwww, my back! my neck and my back. I'm suing y'all. I want a hundred and fifty thousand, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

blue said...

"hayden sideboob GIF"

thanks and regards

Isiah Thompson said...

Continue doing so.



will do, making up stuff if more funer* anyway

Meiz said...

Ivey is what I would probably be like if I was rich.

Keef said...

RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months.

Keef said...

Then CNP the quote right.



*Fized

Meiz said...

"will do, making up stuff if more funer* anyway"


Fair enough.

Keef said...

Somehow mize UPS'd all his woe to me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Then get the quote right."

you first

Isiah Thompson said...

man git* yo punk ass up, it ain't even wet over there.

Isiah Thompson said...

RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months.


make neighborhood friends and put it up on cinderblocks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months."

whats the problem, meiz will give you detailed step by step instructions to fix it

Keef said...

I wish my ESPN mag would arrive so I can login to the insider stuff

Isiah Thompson said...

Then get the quote right.


it's how I say it in real life

Spaceman Spiff said...

what up big PERM!

Keef said...

"whats the problem, meiz will give you detailed step by step instructions to fix it"

Overheating. Has a coolant leak. Head gasket needs replaced because coolant is leaking in it. Spark plug is stuck, so can't replace it, so engine misfirs*, needs alignment, woe

Meiz said...

"I wish my ESPN mag would arrive so I can login to the insider stuff"

^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

Karma's a motherfucker

Keef said...

Your face is a motherfucker

Isiah Thompson said...

But his real money is won in the straight cash games he plays on the side. In 2006, billionaire Andy Beal, a mathematical whiz, challenged a group of poker players known as the Corporation to a series of heads-up Texas hold 'em matches. A team of about 15 poker legends took turns facing Beal one-on-one and found themselves in a $10 million hole. Then Ivey sat down. Over three days, he won $16,600,000 from Beal, who quit the match and walked away from poker entirely. Ivey has hardly stopped making bank. Last year, he reportedly won more than $7 million online. And while he has already won $1.2 million for making the final table -- and stands to earn $8 million more if he wins it all -- he's made side bets worth another $4 million with people who doubt him. And that is Ivey at his core: He wants the money. But he also wants those he's taking it from to feel it burn.


I read that book about the games with Beal, it was aight.

blue said...

"Overheating. Has a coolant leak. Head gasket needs replaced because coolant is leaking in it. Spark plug is stuck, so can't replace it, so engine misfirs*, needs alignment, woe"

obama would have given you $4500 for that, now it's worthless

Isiah Thompson said...

you got replacement whip or are you rocking the franzia truck everywhere?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Over three days, he won $16,600,000 from Beal, who quit the match and walked away from poker entirely."

what a fag

Keef said...

"obama would have given you $4500 for that, now it's worthless"

Nope. Gas mileage was too high

Keef said...

"I read that book about the games with Beal, it was aight."

What book is that?

Isiah Thompson said...

here

Keef said...

"you got replacement whip or are you rocking the franzia truck everywhere?"

Driving cmk's car and she is driving an Element that her dad uses for their company

Keef said...

"here"

Thanks and regards.

Keef said...

I wonder if the libary* carries that

Keef said...

This doesn't faze mize

Keef said...

Beseler held up a map dotted with markers as he told CNN's "American Morning" that detectives have questioned more than 70 registered sex offenders or predators living within five square miles of Somer's home.



70 registered sex offenders within 5 square miles? Jesus

Deluxe said...

"Nope. Gas mileage was too high."

You may not have gotten the full$4500 but you could have gotten something.

Keef said...

"You may not have gotten the full$4500 but you could have gotten something."

I can still get something

Spaceman Spiff said...

"70 registered sex offenders within 5 square miles? Jesus"

youve never put your address in the watchdog site? theyre everywhere

Deluxe said...

wait for one of those push, pull or drag sales, usually they give about $3000 around here, not sure by you.

Keef said...

Hilarity
Carson Palmer and his brother have a contest every Friday throwing a football into trash cans or something, and his bro lost last week so he had to wear this outfit as his payment

Keef said...

"youve never put your address in the watchdog site? theyre everywhere"


Nerve* looked

Isiah Thompson said...

IN YOU FACE!!!! Zeke!

Much of their story involves Thomas, who as captain of the Detroit Pistons served as a primary threat to the championship ambitions of Bird's Celtics and Magic's Lakers. The book offers revelations that have stunned Thomas. Magic addresses years of rumors by finally accusing Thomas of questioning his sexuality after Johnson was diagnosed with HIV in 1991. Magic also admits that he joined with Michael Jordan and other players in blackballing Thomas from the 1992 Olympic Dream Team, saying, "Isiah killed his own chances when it came to the Olympics. Nobody on that team wanted to play with him. ... Michael didn't want to play with him. Scottie [Pippen] wanted no part of him. Bird wasn't pushing for him. Karl Malone didn't want him. Who was saying, 'We need this guy?' Nobody.''

Keef said...

"wait for one of those push, pull or drag sales, usually they give about $3000 around here, not sure by you."

I'm not getting a Kia

Keef said...

Goddman pirates

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nerve* looked"

once cmk gets preggo, look it up

Deluxe said...

I wouldn't get a Kia either, all kinds of dealerships run that here.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
I'm not getting a Kia"

meizes cant be choosers

Keef said...

"I wouldn't get a Kia either, all kinds of dealerships run that here."

Gonna get a Honda or Acura, and I've nerve* seen one of those types of dealerships here have one of those promos

Keef said...

"once cmk gets preggo, look it up"

right after I look up ROMANCE

Isiah Thompson said...

"I don't discriminate," Thomas said. "I don't believe any race or ethnic group or social group should be discriminated against, because I have been discrimated against, and I know it would be wrong for me to discriminate.

but he does believe in sexual harrassment.

Isiah Thompson said...

dealers out here have "you bet* come correct with money or financing" deals.

Deluxe said...

lunch time.

Deluxe said...

I'm never seen Acura with one but Honda for sure.

blue said...

lots of bankrupt folks in the pHx right now

thats what happens when your house drops about 200K in value in 2 months

Keef said...

Maxim magazine recently asked LeBron James, "If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?" His response might produce as much reaction on Capitol Hill as on the basketball court. "If it doesn't have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush," James said. "I would dunk on his ass, break the rim and shatter the glass."

Meiz said...

"meizes cant be choosers"


^^^^

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

"meizes cant be choosers"


what about deluxes?

Meiz said...

"what about deluxes?"


deluxes can be choosers

blue said...

choosy moms choose jif

Keef said...

"^^^^"


I'm not driving a fucking Kia

Spaceman Spiff said...

think of kia as free interwebs

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

I'm not driving a fucking Keeia


fixed

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

get a smat car

blue said...

so he's a keefskate only in certain circumstances

Meiz said...

Hyundai

100k/10 year warranty

Meiz said...

I'm not living within my means*




*fized

Meiz said...

I'm leaving in 10 minutes

Oh that's an easy jump! said...

i heard the new Ford Franiza is nice



s

Isiah Thompson said...

I'm leaving in 10 minutes

finally, then we can get to the good comments.

Meiz said...

Burn

Isiah Thompson said...

s

ToddPacker said...

LoV seems extra bitter today... i blame it on the yanks and phils

ToddPacker said...

"Driving cmk's car and she is driving an Element that her dad uses for their company"

sucks to hear about your car keith. no chance that the new job will give you a company car?

ToddPacker said...

close to newer

Keef said...

"sucks to hear about your car keith. no chance that the new job will give you a company car?"

negative. They give a car allowance

Isiah Thompson said...

sucks to hear about your car keith, at least the wheel didn't fall off.

*fized

Isiah Thompson said...

block

Isiah Thompson said...

block

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