I'm not special enough to get a milestone post. Oh well.
Phillies win. Thanks a lot for showing up, Dodgers. Rev is probably celebrating with a bottle of champagne and 2 dozen Krispy Kremes as we speak. Too bad the Phillies are about to run into the Yankee buzzsaw. I honestly don't want to see either of those teams win the World Series, so barring a miracle comeback by the Angels, this guy will not be watching any WS games. Take that, MLB!
Cedric Benson thinks the Bears badmouthed him and that's why he had trouble finding another team to play for. how about the fact that you pretty much sucked in your first 3 years with the Bears? That might have been a factor.
As I reported earlier in the week, my band is no more. Long story short, one guitar player had to quit because of some personal issues. The bass player, already unhappy with the overall direction of the band, decided that rather than go through a search for a new guitar player, he would follow suit and leave the band to persue other opportunities. So the remaining three members decided to just call it quits and go out with a bang at our next show, which will be our last show. Between that, my birthday celebration and the Girls Gone Wild tour bus, we should accomplish just that. Too bad none of you guys can make it.
Funny cab story (maybe just to me). I sent one of my drivers to pick up Patriots' LB Derek Burgess. When Burgess got in the car, one of the other drivers came over the air and asked why Burgess has been so unproductive this season. No reply from that car yet. Hopefully, my driver isn't hurt or dead.
Last note, it seems like LOV contributors are dropping like flies. First Freak dropped out, then as. and now Tyler. WFT? Pretty soon every one will be replaced by new blood. I suppose it is good to get new perspective and such, but honestly, D- is D- no matter who writes it.
Happy Hour: Diora Baird makes golf hot
2 hours ago
Posts
632 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 632 Newer› Newest»Your face is a fly.
Delirium has set in.
how about the fact that you pretty much sucked in your first 3 years with the Bears?
or the fact that he got 2 dui's...one in a car and one in a boat. he wants to take dui's by air, land, and sea.
H and the Cruisers
do it h...do it
as. didn't even quit
"Ohio State's Pryor gets advice from LeBron"
i don't think that improving his jumpshot is going to help tOSU win more games...
unless lebron is giving him advise on not underthrowing receivers
"H and the Cruisers"
funny
"I honestly don't want to see either of those teams win the World Series, so barring a miracle comeback by the Angels, this guy will not be watching any WS games."
i'm with ya, h
so eltardo is going to be on the Colbert report again? interesting
i might go to his book signing here to punch him in the kidney
ark-fla crew suspended
this is not a comment
"i might go to his book signing here to punch him in the kidney"
do it, blue
i was hoping for a better breakup story about h’s band
I didn't drop like a fly
i was hoping for a better breakup story about h’s band
^
i will also not be watching 1 pitch of a phils/yanks WS
Sorry to disappoint.
Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?
"Sorry to disappoint."
sorry about your band (ns)
i was hoping for a story more along the lines of drugs and overdoses, hoochies and rehab
"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"
why do you have 4 defenses
"why do you have 4 defenses"
Why do you have your mat out?
why do you have 4 defenses
was wondering the same thing
"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"
Jets
/TP
Pats
/H
Colts
/Freak
Packers
/Mize
colts d
Could I be a Skip Tracer
"Could I be a Skip Tracer"
::hot sauce::
"Jets D @ Oakland, Packers D @ Cleveland, Pats D @ TB, or Colts D @ StL?"
Yes.
reason to watch the world series
Meiz you serious about skip tracing?
"Meiz you serious about skip tracing?"
I don't know. I'm serious about finding a real job, though.
I know 40k+ with no education is appealing as fuck, though.
I just Bibled it. I could definitely be a skip tracer.
It can be tough and very frustrating. You have to be able to pay attention to detail and think outside the box at times. But most importantly you have to be able to sort of charm people into doing what you want without them even realizing it. Its the last part I worry about with you honestly. Not being a dick. Just the impatience you express on here towards the general public would work against you in a big way.
I just Bibled it. I could definitely be a skip tracer.
I'd hire you for opposing parties living in Sconnie...doesn't come up everyday, but now and then
Tough love from H.
Nah not tough love. Just honesty. Saw a lot of people try it and fall on their faces.
"But most importantly you have to be able to sort of charm people into doing what you want without them even realizing it."
Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this.
I'm a hustler, baby.
Fucking GO PATS
which girl?
"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this"
Chicago girl? No I haven't. I don't stalk your profile.
Aja Meiz, I think you are sharp enough to do it. And it can be a fun job. It's interesting to find different ways to track people down and each person is another challenge.
"I don't stalk your profile."
Sorry to hear that.
hot receptionist sent me an email yesterday, and at the end of it she typed "perf"...short for perfect.
well, me being a smart ass hit reply and said "are you calling me a perv?"
which would have been funny, except I hit reply to the wrong email, and it went to our CFO, who was very confused.
i'm over it
btw: the CFO wrote back to me
"what are you talking about?"
and i had to tell him that i accidentally replied to the wrong email, to which he said "ok perv"
maybe centsports will give refunds
Blue, the innocent are to remain protected, you fucknob
screw healthcare, lets fix the BCS
i don't have facebook, so i don't know who you're talking about
which would have been funny, except I hit reply to the wrong email, and it went to our CFO, who was very confused.
hilarity
"Blue, the innocent are to remain protected, you fucknob"
*fized
Well you're pretty damn good at guessing
"Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, said in a 10-page letter to Obama calling for an antitrust probe of the BCS"
10-fucking pages?
"Well you're pretty damn good at guessing"
i remember from when she came and visited once way back when you were still with exgfdeke
all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together.
this is how you become a skip tracer
"to which he said "ok perv"
so he knows about ptp
"i remember from when she came and visited once way back when you were still with exgfdeke
all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together."
Right-o. I'm not sure where you pulled the name from, though.
I'm getting trashed today
And I'm gonna have a Happy Meal. Take that, world!
"Right-o. I'm not sure where you pulled the name from, though."
that was her name, it was on myspace back in da day
liam neeson is playing hannibal in the A-team movie?
first Oskar Schindler, now Hannibal....Neeson gets all the awesome roles.
and rampage jackson as BA Barracus? that's awful
"all the pieces of the puzzle started coming together.
this is how you become a skip tracer"
^^^
"liam neeson is playing hannibal in the A-team movie?
and rampage jackson as BA Barracus? that's awful"
we landed on the moon!
we landed on the moon!
hilarity
lp?
dude, the moon landing was a hoax...the whole thing was done with CGI and green screens
titties kicked ass last night, guy could have easily avoided that triangle but he sucked.
Boy found alive, hiding in the attic
and i had to tell him that i am constantly trying to make sexy time with the secretary and replied to the wrong email, to which he said "I've already hit that"
*fized
"it was on myspace back in da day"
Wow. The myspace days. Throwback.
pretty much twas true
yep, i'm wearing my myspace jersey
"titties kicked ass last night"
yea. and rampage is talking a lot of shit for a coach that is 0-6.
i wish the coaches were fighting this year.
Mr T wouldn't be 0-6
That was funny last night though.
Rashad: "You need to think of this fight as a re-birth"
Rampage: "The man has titties"
Rashad: "Win to be reborn"
Rampage: "You can't lose to a man that has titties"
Phil Ivey
no idear* if it's a good story
insider is for losers
I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, feel like a dirtball.
"I haven't shaved in 2 weeks, feel like a dirtball."
Disgusting
How's your Keith Sanchez?
fantastic, I look like a conquistador.
Do you know who JB3000's new Goomara is?
here we go...it's social hour
"Do you know who JB3000's new Goomara is?"
What? No. Do you?
"here we go...it's social hour"
Better than the shithole this place has been this week.
JewBag's stretching allllll the mileage he can get out of that Lexus, huh?
weezy f baby going to jail
Fuckin' Jew
"Better than the shithole this place has been this week."
for you
so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing
yeah he is, I'm hearing multiple reports that he is a big alchi. not just from the EX. One of them being a Po Po.
"for you"
I guess?
his rap is stronger than plax's
"yeah he is, I'm hearing multiple reports that he is a big alchi. not just from the EX. One of them being a Po Po."
Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. The kid's a pile o' shit. What goes around...
"so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing"
Prison's gonna fuck with Plax. I'm guessing Wayne gets more respect from the criminals than Cheddar P.
"Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. and i'm a pile o' shit."
*fized
"Oh, absolutely. Dude's worse than me. and i'm a pile o' shit."
*fized
so plax gets 2 years, but lil wayne gets 1 for the exact same thing
I think Plax had a suite plea deal on the table early on for only like 3 months but he was scurred of the tossed salad man and didn't except* the deal.
double hilarity
that's because it wasn't him, it was Harris Smith
Don't you think someone would have taken ownership of the gun so Weezy didn't get pinned with it.
Plax thought he could bu his way out of jail
IN YOU FACE, PLASTICO
"Don't you think someone would have taken ownership of the gun so Weezy didn't get pinned with it."
like Harris Smith?
"Does anyone want wine?" Ivey asks. Then, to the butler, "Please bring the best bottle in the house," as he unleashes a cheeky smile.
The room settles. Ivey palms a pair of dice and casually tosses them like horseshoes in high, looping arcs. They tumble onto the table. The game has begun.
Here is how this scene plays out in the movies: A suave gentleman in a tux leans on the bumper of a table, chips pile higher, glamorous women swoon, onlookers scream, drinks spill. The excitement is palpable as the casino breaks.
Here is how it goes in real life: silence, as if the game had broken out in a library. Chips clink, dice softly hit the felt, the stickman announces the point rolled, and everyone keeps very still. "This is serious," Lorenzo had warned earlier. "It's real money."
Yes, it is. Ivey throws a six and puts $50,000 on six. He rolls a nine and bets $40,000 on nine. Then he rolls a seven, and the chips disappear. Lorenzo takes a turn. He throws a nine. Ivey puts $40,000 on that number. A four: $30,000 on four. A six: $50,000 on six. Nine. Ivey gets paid. Four. Ivey gets paid. Seven. The chips disappear. And on it goes. He wins, he wins, he loses.
Wayne's the realest dog here
Plax thought he could bu his way out of jail
B-rad from Bu
The dice, though, are not so easily psyched out. After 25 minutes, Ivey rolls another seven and craps out. "That's it," he says. "Let's go." It's 9:05. Ivey is up $185,000. As he leaves, the butler finally returns with the wine, a 1986 Chateau Latour. Cost: $2,100. We get it to go.
Hey Plax!
Squeez, twist, pull!
-Steve Spagnuolo
Lorenzo takes over. He rolls a four. Ivey puts $30,000 on four. He rolls an eight. Ivey puts down $50,000 on eight. Nine: $40,000 on nine. Four. Winner. Six: $50,000. Nine. Winner. Eight. Winner. It's a real live run. Ivey is getting paid in multiples of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The dealer can't count fast enough. I can barely follow the action. If we were on the floor, gamblers would be rushing the table. Here, only the stickman speaks. When Lorenzo finally loses, Ivey has $2.5 million in chips. After paying off his marker, he's up $1.5M. He's been gambling for 20 minutes
Godddddd-Damn Smokey!
"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this."
No, but most of the greater Chicago metro area probably has. WADR
That should have been (s), not wadr
HEY!!!
SMOKEY IS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT!
"Have you seen this girl? I'm the fucking master of this."
I wasn't paying attention to all of this, was deke saying he's some sort of pimp because he's talking with a chick from chi, even though he hates pussy and hasn't had any in a year? (wadr)
name the movie.
SMOKEY IS BACK HERE TAKING A SHIT!
deluxe gets it
hayden sideboob GIF
from that beth cooper movie
come on deluxe, that's in the LOV pantheon of movies
owwwww, my back! my neck and my back!
Hi, I'm Keith with the Franz company.
Nice to meet you Keith, I'm Phil.
Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that no matter what you say to me, I'm gonna shit on it. You see, I'm a hater. I can't help it.
Ivey believes in luck, the mysticism of dice and cards, and the karma of the person throwing or playing them. At Foxwoods, I asked Ivey why he'd walked away from the table after only 20 minutes, even though he was up nearly 200 grand. "I see what the dice are going to do," he said. "It's a feeling I believe in. Is that sick?"
going to drop the kids off at the pool.
Oh, and Keith saves it with an S.
Apologies, Keith.
"I wasn't paying attention to all of this..."
Continue doing so.
Thanks and regards
Ivey seems like a good dude
"come on deluxe, that's in the LOV pantheon of movies"
Then get the quote right.
Owwwwww, my back! my neck and my back. I'm suing y'all. I want a hundred and fifty thousand, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.
"hayden sideboob GIF"
thanks and regards
Continue doing so.
will do, making up stuff if more funer* anyway
Ivey is what I would probably be like if I was rich.
RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months.
Then CNP the quote right.
*Fized
"will do, making up stuff if more funer* anyway"
Fair enough.
Somehow mize UPS'd all his woe to me
"Then get the quote right."
you first
man git* yo punk ass up, it ain't even wet over there.
RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months.
make neighborhood friends and put it up on cinderblocks
"RIP my car. $2000+ to fiz. Gonna be sitting in my driveway for the next couple months."
whats the problem, meiz will give you detailed step by step instructions to fix it
I wish my ESPN mag would arrive so I can login to the insider stuff
Then get the quote right.
it's how I say it in real life
what up big PERM!
"whats the problem, meiz will give you detailed step by step instructions to fix it"
Overheating. Has a coolant leak. Head gasket needs replaced because coolant is leaking in it. Spark plug is stuck, so can't replace it, so engine misfirs*, needs alignment, woe
"I wish my ESPN mag would arrive so I can login to the insider stuff"
^^^^^^^^
Karma's a motherfucker
Your face is a motherfucker
But his real money is won in the straight cash games he plays on the side. In 2006, billionaire Andy Beal, a mathematical whiz, challenged a group of poker players known as the Corporation to a series of heads-up Texas hold 'em matches. A team of about 15 poker legends took turns facing Beal one-on-one and found themselves in a $10 million hole. Then Ivey sat down. Over three days, he won $16,600,000 from Beal, who quit the match and walked away from poker entirely. Ivey has hardly stopped making bank. Last year, he reportedly won more than $7 million online. And while he has already won $1.2 million for making the final table -- and stands to earn $8 million more if he wins it all -- he's made side bets worth another $4 million with people who doubt him. And that is Ivey at his core: He wants the money. But he also wants those he's taking it from to feel it burn.
I read that book about the games with Beal, it was aight.
"Overheating. Has a coolant leak. Head gasket needs replaced because coolant is leaking in it. Spark plug is stuck, so can't replace it, so engine misfirs*, needs alignment, woe"
obama would have given you $4500 for that, now it's worthless
you got replacement whip or are you rocking the franzia truck everywhere?
"Over three days, he won $16,600,000 from Beal, who quit the match and walked away from poker entirely."
what a fag
"obama would have given you $4500 for that, now it's worthless"
Nope. Gas mileage was too high
"I read that book about the games with Beal, it was aight."
What book is that?
here
"you got replacement whip or are you rocking the franzia truck everywhere?"
Driving cmk's car and she is driving an Element that her dad uses for their company
"here"
Thanks and regards.
I wonder if the libary* carries that
This doesn't faze mize
Beseler held up a map dotted with markers as he told CNN's "American Morning" that detectives have questioned more than 70 registered sex offenders or predators living within five square miles of Somer's home.
70 registered sex offenders within 5 square miles? Jesus
"Nope. Gas mileage was too high."
You may not have gotten the full$4500 but you could have gotten something.
"You may not have gotten the full$4500 but you could have gotten something."
I can still get something
"70 registered sex offenders within 5 square miles? Jesus"
youve never put your address in the watchdog site? theyre everywhere
wait for one of those push, pull or drag sales, usually they give about $3000 around here, not sure by you.
Hilarity
Carson Palmer and his brother have a contest every Friday throwing a football into trash cans or something, and his bro lost last week so he had to wear this outfit as his payment
"youve never put your address in the watchdog site? theyre everywhere"
Nerve* looked
IN YOU FACE!!!! Zeke!
Much of their story involves Thomas, who as captain of the Detroit Pistons served as a primary threat to the championship ambitions of Bird's Celtics and Magic's Lakers. The book offers revelations that have stunned Thomas. Magic addresses years of rumors by finally accusing Thomas of questioning his sexuality after Johnson was diagnosed with HIV in 1991. Magic also admits that he joined with Michael Jordan and other players in blackballing Thomas from the 1992 Olympic Dream Team, saying, "Isiah killed his own chances when it came to the Olympics. Nobody on that team wanted to play with him. ... Michael didn't want to play with him. Scottie [Pippen] wanted no part of him. Bird wasn't pushing for him. Karl Malone didn't want him. Who was saying, 'We need this guy?' Nobody.''
"wait for one of those push, pull or drag sales, usually they give about $3000 around here, not sure by you."
I'm not getting a Kia
Goddman pirates
"Nerve* looked"
once cmk gets preggo, look it up
I wouldn't get a Kia either, all kinds of dealerships run that here.
"
I'm not getting a Kia"
meizes cant be choosers
"I wouldn't get a Kia either, all kinds of dealerships run that here."
Gonna get a Honda or Acura, and I've nerve* seen one of those types of dealerships here have one of those promos
"once cmk gets preggo, look it up"
right after I look up ROMANCE
"I don't discriminate," Thomas said. "I don't believe any race or ethnic group or social group should be discriminated against, because I have been discrimated against, and I know it would be wrong for me to discriminate.
but he does believe in sexual harrassment.
dealers out here have "you bet* come correct with money or financing" deals.
lunch time.
I'm never seen Acura with one but Honda for sure.
lots of bankrupt folks in the pHx right now
thats what happens when your house drops about 200K in value in 2 months
Maxim magazine recently asked LeBron James, "If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?" His response might produce as much reaction on Capitol Hill as on the basketball court. "If it doesn't have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush," James said. "I would dunk on his ass, break the rim and shatter the glass."
"meizes cant be choosers"
^^^^
"meizes cant be choosers"
what about deluxes?
"what about deluxes?"
deluxes can be choosers
choosy moms choose jif
"^^^^"
I'm not driving a fucking Kia
think of kia as free interwebs
I'm not driving a fucking Keeia
fixed
get a smat car
so he's a keefskate only in certain circumstances
Hyundai
100k/10 year warranty
I'm not living within my means*
*fized
I'm leaving in 10 minutes
i heard the new Ford Franiza is nice
s
I'm leaving in 10 minutes
finally, then we can get to the good comments.
Burn
s
LoV seems extra bitter today... i blame it on the yanks and phils
"Driving cmk's car and she is driving an Element that her dad uses for their company"
sucks to hear about your car keith. no chance that the new job will give you a company car?
close to newer
"sucks to hear about your car keith. no chance that the new job will give you a company car?"
negative. They give a car allowance
sucks to hear about your car keith, at least the wheel didn't fall off.
*fized
block
block
Post a Comment