Wednesday, October 07, 2009

NLDS preview

To start off, the Rockies are cheaters. The umpires obviously favor the Rockies because they allow them to trap fly balls and call them outs. The Rockies are also good actors, as seen in this video. Ok, enough about the Rockies.

The first matchup today is the Phillies and the aforementioned Rockies. These two teams are actually fairly even. Top 2 scoring teams in the NL, Phillies had one more win, they have the top 2 team .OPS in the NL. Both teams have a really strong middle infield, and both teams strike out a lot. Phils won 4 of the 6 times they played this year, of course that was before the Brad Lidge implosion. Pitching wise, on paper (and with recognizable names) the Phils have distinct advantage in their starting rotation. Clifton Phifer Lee, Cole Trickle Hamels, Pedro (not a mess) Martinez versus Ubaldo (??) Jiminez, Aaron Cook, and Jorge De La Rosa...De La rosa has won more games than any other pitcher in the NL since June 1st...unfortunately his vagina hurts so he didn't get put on the roster this round. Cliff Lee has struggled lately, Ubaldo walks a lot of guys but has unbelievable stuff. He could walk 8 guys and it wouldn't surprise me, he also has the lowest ERA ever for a Rockies starter, in the mid 3's (that's kind of sad actually). In the end, I think Lidge blows at least one save, the rockies have a flair for the dramatic win in late innings anyway. ROCKTOBER!!!! Rockies win in 4, partly because of a catch that wasn't a catch and replay shows they dropped it. Plus they're predicting snow this weekend for the series, so that should be fun.

Dodgers and Cardinals are the other matchup. This looks like a lopsided matchup to be honest. The Dodgers limped into the playoffs, and have been playing .500 ball since about June 15th. The Cardinals have been outstanding since the Matt Holliday trade, a really potent 3-4 in the middle of that lineup. Starting pitching has to be in the Cardinals favor, they have 2 Cy Young candidates, and the Dodgers have....Randy Wolf. Clayton KKKKershaw has the ability to dominate his start, but he walks way too many guys and throws a ton of pitches. I wouldn't be shocked but not surprised if he threw 110 pitches in 5 innings with 10ks and 5 walks and had to come out of the game. So i'm taking Carpenter and Wainwright in games 1 and 2. The only hope for the Dodgers is the Manny and Torre factors. Manny might strike out 4 times in game 1 (unless he's taking the fertility drugs again), and then come back and go 4-5 with 2HRs and 5r(s)bi in game 2. He's hot, he's cold, he's the epitome of the LA Dodgers. Andre Ethier should be on a melrose place like show....that doesn't really matter here, but I just wanted to throw that in, he's so beautiful mize would do him, and mize hates pussy. Cardinals in a sweep and Pujols gives Manny herpes.

In the AL...who gives a shit, the Yankees are going to win it all.

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Spaceman Spiff said...

red sux suck ballsax

Beth said...

Congrats to Kod for the Twins win yesterday. Although as a Braves fan I'm glad to see the Dome being torn down (long before the Rockies cheated, Kent Hrbek cheated against the Braves...)

Steve said...

Can somebody please explain this to me.

Beth said...

Clearly he's hung like a horse.

s

Steve said...

Local growers are doing what the cops can not.

They have better weed anyways.

El Padrino said...

THE METRODOME WILL NOT GO QUIETLY IN THE NIGHT!

Steve said...

I bought a banana from Food Lion early last week. It was ripe and yellow. It is just now starting to get brown spots.

Strange.

If I bought it from an organic food store when it was that ripe it wouldn't have lasted 2 or 3 days.

blue said...

ballz

blue said...

braylon edwards traded to the Jets....ahahahahaha

blue said...

can't wait til lebron is in NY so they can fight there too

blue said...

Sanchez finally has a big play reciever to throw to...and drop passes

tem said...

from AD:

"Yea, HUUUUUUUGGGGGE oversight there, Tem"


it worked out well enough.

tem said...

congrats Kod. I was rooting for the twins too.

blue said...

yeah, sex is sex

El Padrino said...

crabtree, signed

tem said...

braylon drops the easy catches and catches the really hard ones.


like beth.

Beth said...

I catch them all.

tem said...

catching up on AD is ok.

tem said...

wow, damn near ToTPM if ToTPM wasn't played out.

tem said...

what beth said being possible ToTPM, not what i said.

blue said...

yeah, if you have Downs or SIDS

blue said...

stupid effing MLB and charging you to watch baseball online

tem said...

i know a kid who had SIDS, he got better.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"red sux suck ballsax"


^^^

My Colon Is Fine said...

this place sux

Tyler said...

Apology accepted, Blue.

Tyler said...

Man, that's a pretty steep price for Braylon. Especially since he's probably going to miss a couple of games for punching a dude.

blue said...

and it'll take him a few games to learn the offense

Tyler said...

And he drops a lot of passes.

El Padrino said...

terrible deal, even if he becomes a pro bowler

Tyler said...

But he'll grow to like the Dirty Sanchez.

Tyler said...

Yeah, Jets gave up way too much.

Tyler said...

Anyone heard what that Crabtree contract is worth? ESPN says it's incentive driven; I really want to know what all the drama was about.

tem said...

those picks, if they are 1st rounders, will be 31 or 32 every year.

maybe they are 5th round picks.

tem said...

crabtree contract is worth eleventy million guaranteed.

with incentives that could push it to thirty twelve million.

i heard he has a threeve million bonus for making the pro bowl.

Tyler said...

That's a pretty suite contract.

blue said...

somebody was breaking it down that the reason he signed was that if there was a work stoppage in 2011, he might not get his first incentives (which is the majority of rookie deals) check until 2012. that's a long ass time to wait

Just Plain H said...

T, one incentive I heard is that if he reaches certain performance numbers, the final year of the deal will be voided, allowing him to become a free agent sooner.

blue said...

crabtree realized that his ploy of "they'll be awful without me, and they need me to win" wasn't gonna work

El Padrino said...

pedi-cab vs cab, who ya got!

Tyler said...

"T, one incentive I heard is that if he reaches certain performance numbers, the final year of the deal will be voided, allowing him to become a free agent sooner."

Yeah, that's what ESPN was alluding to in their article. I know it's breaking news, but they usually have more info, especially since it's been a big story for a long time.

Tyler said...

"crabtree realized that his ploy of "they'll be awful without me, and they need me to win" wasn't gonna work"

Yeah, and he realized that he could go to a much worst* team if he goes back into the draft.

Tyler said...

New York has the best Cabbie fights.

Tyler said...

I just accepted a Woe Request on FB.

Tyler said...

Man, this place is dead on Wednesdays.

Beth said...

"crabtree contract is worth eleventy million guaranteed.
with incentives that could push it to thirty twelve million.
i heard he has a threeve million bonus for making the pro bowl."

WV math is impressive.

El Padrino said...

"crabtree realized that his ploy of "they'll be awful without me"

i disagree, i dont think he thought this or used it as a bargaining chip

he just felt like he was the better receiver in the draft and wanted to be paid like it

right or wrong that's what the issue was, he had a problem with the slot payscale the nfl uses for rookies

not the first guy, certainly not the last

Beth said...

U2 received some negative comments on LOV yesterday, but I have to say that while I agree they aren't as great as people like to make them out to be (although they are solid) they do put on a damn good show.

Not to mention there was an amazingly high % of hot women there, especially if you are into MILF's.

So overall, if you ever get a chance to see them live I'd definitely recommend it.

ToddPacker said...

"So overall, if you ever get a chance to see them live I'd definitely recommend it."

i'm going friday night here in tampa

blue said...

"i disagree, i dont think he thought this or used it as a bargaining chip"

that's your opinion...

my opinion is that he felt they'd "come to their senses" once they lost a few games, and that obviously wasn't the case

ToddPacker said...

it's strange i seem to get one visit per day to LoV and then get blockt

ToddPacker said...

nice work on the nlds preview, freak

ToddPacker said...

it would be grate* if the twins can somehow beat the yanks

Jugdish said...

TP caved

kodiac said...

(long before the Rockies cheated, Kent Hrbek cheated against the Braves...)

nah, he went off the bag on his own (s)

kodiac said...

it would be grate* if the twins can somehow beat the yanks

-agreed; but I don't see it happening...our starting pitching is terrible

El Padrino said...

U2 has some solid records

Beth said...

"nah, he went off the bag on his own (s)"

Yeah, I figured you'd remember that play kod. Man I was pissed at the time and I was only like 13 I think.

kodiac said...

yeah, that was a pretty bs call; still makes me laugh

Tyler said...

Fuck U2. Every time I see Bono, I want to slap those stupid sunglasses off his moonface.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I said it, fuck that guy.

Isiah Thompson said...

braylon edwards traded to the Jets....ahahahahaha


That's great for edwards, and the jets.

El Padrino said...

"my opinion is that he felt they'd "come to their senses" once they lost a few games, and that obviously wasn't the case"

not trying to clown you blue but your better than this

one player doesnt have that big of an impact on a football team that is 53 players deep

and the management team including the guy who makes the decisions, the Yorks, including Mike Singeltary don't take no bullshit

now if we were talking about the Raiders or Jerry Jones I'd say all bets are off and all opinions would make sense

but not in the niners case especially a guy taken tenth overall and the niners finished at 7-9 and people knew this team would be better than suck this year

Spaceman Spiff said...

this pic of steve makes me laugh every time

El Padrino said...

not a bono fan and I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fuck U2. Every time I see Bono, I want to slap those stupid sunglasses off his moonface."

good call, BonoMac Tonight

El Padrino said...

why are we not talking about inge gettng hit by the pitch which would have forced in a run?

Jugdish said...

because no one here likes the tigers

Isiah Thompson said...

one player doesnt have that big of an impact on a football team that is 53 players deep


what about that one season the Cowboys started 0-2 while Emmitt Smiff held out then they quickly signed him...they won the SB that season.

just sayin

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why are we not talking about inge gettng hit by the pitch which would have forced in a run?"

twins would have tied it up and then won in another inning

El Padrino said...

"what about that one season the Cowboys started 0-2 while Emmitt Smiff held out then they quickly signed him...they won the SB that season."

"just sayin"

emmit wasnt a rookie, det

El Padrino said...

"twins would have tied it up and then won in another inning"

duh, just sayin

El Padrino said...

and i would like a close up of the inge tats

Jugdish said...

what about that one season the Cowboys started 0-2 while Emmitt Smiff held out then they quickly signed him...they won the SB that season.


exception...not the rule

Spaceman Spiff said...

you didnt say 'one rookie doesnt have that much of an impact'

kodiac said...

The Tigers also got the benefit of a few questionable calls

Tyler said...

"why are we not talking about inge gettng hit by the pitch which would have forced in a run?"

Because Inge has ra-tarded tattoos.

The ump was mesmerized by how big of a douche Inge is and didn't see if it hit him or not.

ToddPacker said...

"exception...not the rule"

plus he's from the SEC

(s)

Beth said...

"Fuck U2. Every time I see Bono, I want to slap those stupid sunglasses off his moonface."

He actually took them off last night for about 2 minutes. So there.

s

Tyler said...

Did some research, one says "Chase" and the other says "Tyler". They're either the names of his kids, or he's stalking me.

El Padrino said...

"you didnt say 'one rookie doesnt have that much of an impact'"

especially rookie wr's

blue said...

"not trying to clown you blue but your better than this

one player doesnt have that big of an impact on a football team that is 53 players deep"

obviously you don't understand egos

Spaceman Spiff said...

inge tattoos

He now has a "Chase" tat on his left arm and "Tyler" on his right arm. His 2 sons

"It's a real unique cursive style."
-Inge

Jugdish said...

He actually took them off last night for about 2 minutes. So there.


was it like that dude in X-men?

blue said...

i'm not saying that one player has that much of an impact

I'm saying HE thinks he has that much of an impact

My Colon Is Fine said...

Josie's on a vacation far away
come around and talk it over

Spaceman Spiff said...

"was it like that dude in X-men?"

yea but his eyes shoot out sex instead

Tyler said...

This is ridiculous.

ToddPacker said...

"was it like that dude in X-men?"

bono is in a wheelchair?

Beth said...

"yea but his eyes shoot out sex instead"

This is surprisingly true.

ToddPacker said...

"Josie's on a vacation far away
come around and talk it over"

ghey

El Padrino said...

"Mr. King: It's something I did but I really don't want to talk about it. But I will say this: I make a ridiculous amount of money. I'm not saying I'm not worth it. But I make a stupid amount of money. Sometimes it seems a little absurd considering what's happening in our business."


kill me

Meiz said...

"I just accepted a Woe Request on FB."


Awesome. I forgot I did that. I had a reason last night. I forgot now.

El Padrino said...

"It's a real unique cursive style."
-Inge"

ok inge mathers

Isiah Thompson said...

T - whattup* boy? how you been?

My Colon Is Fine said...

"ghey"


your face

Isiah Thompson said...

one player doesnt have that big of an impact on a football team that is 53 players deep

I get Smiff's example is an exception but it happened. And EP didn't specify rookie.

IN YOU FACES!

Meiz said...

"why are we not talking about inge gettng hit by the pitch which would have forced in a run?"


Because that's a bitch ass play in a tiebreaker. Play on.

My Colon Is Fine said...

Maybe I should quote an Everly Brothers song for TP

My Colon Is Fine said...

How many pitches did the Twins throw right down the middle that didn't get callt* a strike? Marsh was awful last night

El Padrino said...

wsj interview with skunkpatch

El Padrino said...

accorsing to TBS pitch tracker he was 96%

My Colon Is Fine said...

cmk callt* Craig Sager a clown when she saw his suit

Isiah Thompson said...

anyone peep game on the "nekkid" espn picks?

Isiah Thompson said...

Because that's a bitch ass play in a tiebreaker. Play on.


yeah if you're a small dood wearing a XXXXXXXL jersey that's untucked and the ball grazes your jersey - you ain't getting 1st base with the bases loaded in a 1 game playoff.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"accorsing to TBS pitch tracker he was 96%"

I understand borderline pitches, but he missed some that were thigh high right down the middle

Isiah Thompson said...

pic 11 on the "nekkid" stuff is for spiffg and keef

Tyler said...

"T - whattup* boy? how you been?"

Whatup Zeke? Man, it's just been crazy busy lately, I have zero screw-off time now. That's why I haven't been on here lately. It sucks.

Like for example, I gotta step into a meeting at 9.

Spaceman Spiff said...

he should have leaned into the pitch

My Colon Is Fine said...

"pic 11 on the "nekkid" stuff is for spiffg and keef"

::hank gathers::

El Padrino said...

the gretsky piece was aight, the 30/30 thing

and simmons name rolls on the screen as a exec producer

Tyler said...

"yeah if you're a small dood wearing a XXXXXXXL jersey that's untucked and the ball grazes your jersey - you ain't getting 1st base with the bases loaded in a 1 game playoff."

Yeah, I think it was the right call.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"pic 11 on the "nekkid" stuff is for spiffg and keef"

haha, saw the pics earlier, i know which one youre talkin bout

Spaceman Spiff said...

"::hank gathers::"

NELSON!

Spaceman Spiff said...

looking for more carano pics, only have seen her cover shot

blue said...

what's a nekkid ESPN picture?

El Padrino said...

aubrey o day ass is large

Spaceman Spiff said...

"what's a nekkid ESPN picture?"

ESPN mag nude issue, pics of athletes technically naked, but covered up

blue said...

i don't need to see that

blue said...

thanks and regards

Isiah Thompson said...

Matt* Sanchez
Braylon
Crotch*
Keller
Leon Wash.
TJ
Greene
that O-line

nice O for the Jets now.

blue said...

this will help the browns win

ToddPacker said...

"Maybe I should quote an Everly Brothers song for TP"

:gheyer::

Isiah Thompson said...

this will help the browns win


losing their best offensive player?

the browns suck with or without BE

blue said...

they'll win more games this season after they traded him than they will before

blue said...

i guess that BE was the dude who was filing a bunch of grievances against Mangina and really causing a schism in the lockerroom.

El Padrino said...

A man walking from Texas to his hometown in Washington state has had a cross to bear for months.

James Strickland says he's been dragging a 12-foot cross from Longview, Texas, to his Aberdeen home since May.

The 39-year-old says he was praying about his troubled past when he received a message to start walking on a journey of renewal. He took along the cross, which rolls on wheels with his belongings tied near the bottom.

He expects to reach home Tuesday or Wednesday. Strickland says the trek has taken him through Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Utah and Idaho.

Isiah Thompson said...

i guess that BE was the dude who was filing a bunch of grievances against Mangina and really causing a schism in the lockerroom.

tough morning for you bleu, if you think this.

the grievances were filed from some browns players (not BE) who took water bottles from their hotel rooms and Mangina* fined them like 1700$. He also made rooks go on a 14 hour bus ride to help him coach a "free" clinic.

but yeah, BE is the reason the browns suck.

I hope you're just stirring the pot, and if you are, *tipping cap*.

blue said...

that was one grievance..one player got fined $1700

there are have been like 19 grievances filed agains Mangina this year alone. Schefter was on the radio this morning saying that BE was the ringleader of the cancers in the lockerroom.

blue said...

and schefter is no Mort

Isiah Thompson said...

Schefter was on the radio this morning saying that BE was the ringleader of the cancers in the lockerroom.

::hot sauce::

Isiah Thompson said...

the browns are what 0-4, Mangina has been a debacle, you expect everyone to be happy?

"ringleaderof the cancers" - he meant skin cancers.

El Padrino said...

blue is no mike florio

Isiah Thompson said...

I wonder how many grievances there are for every team. I'd bet the number is greater than 0.

Isiah Thompson said...

BE might have been a cancer in that locker room. I don't blame him.

Get him a new contract, better QB and coach who won't let him BS around and he'll be a top WR again.

good pick-up for that jets team.

El Padrino said...

"good pick-up for that jets team."

yes but they overpaid

Isiah Thompson said...

yes but they overpaid

a couple of scrubs and 3rd and 5th round picks?

better deal than Dallas gave up for Roy Williams - that was the market value.

BE greater >>>>> RW

El Padrino said...

i just think picks are gold nowadays

kodiac said...

could be a second rounder, depending on performance (although I'm sure the Jets would be happy to have him achieve that benchmark)

Isiah Thompson said...

i just think picks are gold nowadays


saw something about all the picks the pats had recently and how they sucked.

ditto what dallas did last draft.

if you draft good talent they're gold, if you don't they're at best lottery tix.

I'm not sure how good the browns are at drafting talent, Quinn, MD. ain't walking through that door again.

kodiac said...

dammit, one of the animals chewed holes in 3 of my shirts

Isiah Thompson said...

dammit, one of the animals chewed holes in 3 of my shirts

Mike Vick dat trick!

kodiac said...

Mike Vick dat trick!

no joke; if I catch the fucker in the act it won't be pretty

El Padrino said...

mangini is a terrible coach but had solid drafts here

Isiah Thompson said...

was it mangina or tannenbaum?

My Colon Is Fine said...

zeke is sticking by his Wolverine

El Padrino said...

"was it mangina or tannenbaum?"

was it belichick or pioli?

coach has influence i'm sure, normally the GM hires a coach so they are kind of tied at the hip

massaquoi already having a nice rookie campaign

El Padrino said...

"zeke is sticking by his Wolverine"

i'll always love braylon but he's better than he's played

might have sumtin to do with the qb situation

Isiah Thompson said...

massaquoi already having a nice rookie campaign

he had a great game last game, 2 catches before that.

frisman jackson had a 2 td game once...

blue said...

i'm not saying that braylon isn't a good reciever, but he's got attitude issues...just like brandon marshall and TO and other good recievers.

but i stand by my point...browns will win more games now

Isiah Thompson said...

zeke is sticking by his Wolverine


yep, but BE has talent and he's proven that talent. he's also proven to be a diva who drops passes but he can/is a top WR talent in the NFL.

My Colon Is Fine said...

IN YOU FACE, MIKE

kodiac said...

might have sumtin to do with the qb situation

-yeah, but the 16 drops last year are on him

Isiah Thompson said...

but i stand by my point...browns will win more games now

they've won zero so far, winning 1 isn't an accomplishment.

they'll be a 4-6 win team, or worse.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"yep, but BE has talent and he's proven that talent. he's also proven to be a diva who drops passes but he can/is a top WR talent in the NFL."

And he's not afraid to KO a 130 lb dude

Isiah Thompson said...

Ideally, Jordan said, he would like to smoke "a minimum of three" cigars per round, according to the Chronicle.

jeebus chris, 3 per round, seems like a lot, you know his cigars prob cost like a hundo a pop.

Isiah Thompson said...

if you can't smoke outside on a golf course where can you fucking smoke?

I hate smoking and the stink of it, shouldn't be allowed to in a bar or inside, but outside....fuck man, we need to man up as a country.

El Padrino said...

"he had a great game last game, 2 catches before that."

yep i know but some rookie receivers never even dress, see Robiskie

mohammed is #1 on the dc now

Isiah Thompson said...

And he's not afraid to KO a 130 lb dude


no charges yet, and if the dood was running his mouth than he shoulda been ready to throw hands.

legarrett blount agrees with BE.

My Colon Is Fine said...

I hadn't listened to Rome in about 10 years. Started listening again last week and he still drives me crazy. He beats dead zorses like no other

Isiah Thompson said...

And he's not afraid to KO a 130 lb dude


BE is no Mo Clarrett.

getcha goose on!

Isiah Thompson said...

Jim freaking Rome!

El Padrino said...

yea who cares if he slapped a fool at a club, why does goodell care anyway

goodell nerve been in a fight befo'
fine him and move on

My Colon Is Fine said...

"yea who cares if he slapped a fool at a club, why does goodell care anyway"

KO'ing a dude outside a club at 3am is probably not the image that Goodell is looking for

My Colon Is Fine said...

Rome just read an email that said "J-E-T-S drop drop drop"


hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

this is not going to end well for Bobby Bowden.

My Colon Is Fine said...

The Mess just called the Tigers chokers

El Padrino said...

"KO'ing a dude outside a club at 3am is probably not the image that Goodell is looking for"

fine him and move on, i hate that goodell as this image like he sits on a HIGH CHAIR and strikes down upon thee with great force and furious anger

remember the 80's, early 90's when our linebackers were coked out and the lineman dealt dope

them was the days

blue said...

"they've won zero so far, winning 1 isn't an accomplishment.

they'll be a 4-6 win team, or worse."

so you agree...apology accepted

kodiac said...

listening to cmkod being interviewed on the local country music station....I hope she drops a "shocked but not surprised" like I asked her to

blue said...

why is cmkod on the radio?

My Colon Is Fine said...

"i hate that goodell as this image like he sits on a HIGH CHAIR"


I bet his high chair is nicer than your high chair

blue said...

maybe he meant high zorse

blue said...

bgblue has a high chair she sits on too.

Jugdish said...

maybe he meant high zorse


hilarity

kodiac said...

why is cmkod on the radio?

she's the outreach coordinator for the local battered women's shelter, and October is domestic violence awarness month...so she's talking about all the activities they are doing around town this month

Jugdish said...

i hate that goodell makes people be responsible for their actions.


/fixed

My Colon Is Fine said...

I bet LP has a high chair with a Giants logo on it, for the irony

My Colon Is Fine said...

"and October is domestic violence awarness month"


They're stealing breast cancer's thunder

blue said...

maybe october is just "Woman's issues" month

My Colon Is Fine said...

kod batters cmkod?

blue said...

Columbus brought breast cancer and domestic violence to North America

kodiac said...

kod batters cmkod?

no, but her ex husband did...and also cmkod 1 and 2

tem said...

"emmit wasnt a rookie, det"

so 1 person does have a big impact.

got it.

blue said...

mmmm...cake batter

kodiac said...

*I mean sdkod 1 and 2

tem said...

"one player doesnt have that big of an impact on a football team that is 53 players deep"

blue is just sayin that's what crabtree though.

i don't disagree with blue. players think they are more important than they really are.

see: bert ferve.

blue said...

there are 2 other cmkods?

blue said...

kod has a harem

kodiac said...

see: bert ferve.

YOU LIE!!



(s)

Isiah Thompson said...

them was the days

he needs to chill with the suspensions for minor shit

Isiah Thompson said...

Columbus brought breast cancer and domestic violence to North America


hilarity

Jugdish said...

Lp was at a battered mens shelter for a week after getting elbowed in the kidney during flag football

s

My Colon Is Fine said...

"and also cmkod 1 and 2"


Keeping up with the Kodashians just got better

Isiah Thompson said...

EP's "high zorse" would be a quarter zorse.

tem said...

"yeah if you're a small dood wearing a XXXXXXXL jersey that's untucked and the ball grazes your jersey - you ain't getting 1st base with the bases loaded in a 1 game playoff."

^^^^^

kodiac said...

Keeping up with the Kodashians just got better

hilarity

My Colon Is Fine said...

Is BGLP taller than LP yet?

My Colon Is Fine said...

block

My Colon Is Fine said...

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