Monday, October 19, 2009

Free internets > than LP's betting advise*

Congrats to LP for getting a push in his betting column. Way to go! You didn't lose money on that bet.

Some big fantasy performances this weekend from MJD, Brees, and Brady. In fact, Tom Brady set a new record for fantasy points by a non-elite quarterback. It's good for him that he had such a solid game because he was 1 more interception from being out of the league.

So apparently that Colorado family has a reality show in the works, and this whole balloon nonsense was a big marketing ploy. I'm shocked but not surprised. They'll probably get fined a shit ton of money and have to reimburse the city/state/feds for costs incurred, but it will be paid by the company producing their show and then they'll go on to make millions. America!! Love it or leave it!

I'm so sick of moving. Thank God this will be the last time we'll move for a long time. I've moved 10 times in the last 9 years. We spent all day Sunday trying to get the house and back yard cleaned up, and we still have a garage full of little stuff that we need to move still. W to the oe

I fucking hate Philly teams. They're right up there with NY and Boston teams, as far as I'm concerned. I hate the Dodgers too, but I would much rather see them in the WS than to see the Phillies again. So come on, Dodgers. Mix in a hit every now and then. But it really doesn't matter who wins the NL, anyway. We're witnessing grateness* over in the Bronx.

Lions are 1 step closer to 8-8. Lock it up!

3 people died during a marathon in Detroit this weekend. That's what you get for running. I used to run. But then I learnt that you might die whilst doing it, so I stopped. The only time I run now is when I miss the ice cream truck drive by.

mize is an FNBA legend, apparently. He can draft from any spot, drunk or sober, woeful or woeless, and he'll still win money. We probably should still have our FNBA league, you know, just in case of the off chance that someone else can step up.

I think that's all.

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Beth said...

Good weekend for Beth (so good she's referring to herself in the 3rd person). Saw Robin Williams in concert Friday night. Then UGA beat a team they should but for once it wasn't close, and then last night the Falcons won a close game over a good opponent.

Jug, let me work on your name and pic for the next 3 days and I should have it for you shortly, possibly before you even sign on to LOV today.

ToddPacker said...

i needed a few more TDs out of matt ryan

blue said...

i guess i don't need to right* a post

ToddPacker said...

"i guess i don't need to right* a post"

keith was up on his roof getting free internets so he could post

Vladdy is my Daddy said...

New Day Rising is no more.

Big fucking woe

Beth said...

Wow, what happened to NDR? Too many divas in 1 band?

ToddPacker said...

"New Day Rising is no more."

is yoko FB #4?

Beth said...

It's too early on a Monday to get too creative. So Jug your name is "Oh that's an easy jump!" and your pic is this one.

WADR of course.

blue said...

condolences on the breaking up of the band H.

now you can do your VH1 special in a few years of "where are they now"

ToddPacker said...

10

JFreak said...

I hope there was a fistfight that ended the band.

blue said...

maybe NDR was pisst that H tried to ditch them and auditioned for american idol

blue said...

they were like:

who do you think you are? Daughtry



then they called him a fag

tem said...

"New Day Rising is no more.

Big fucking woe"

saw this on FB.

i'll have to hit up the reunion tour.

tem said...

"I hope there was a fistfight that ended the band."

would be a good story.

tem said...

tem also had a good weekend.

tOSU lost.

WVU won.

fantasy teams did well.

blue said...

blue had a good weekend as well

tem said...

did he buy another house?

blue said...

I had an interesting flight home yesterday.

first there was a bert farve look alike that sat right behind me on the plane, with a chick that i'm sure I went to college with.

Then there was an old guy wearing one of those SARS masks, not sure if he thought he had swine flu or he didn't trust the other people.

And then some super fat bitch sat next to me on the plane and felt like she was entitled to all of my personal space. So much so that I couldn't even type on my laptop.

Last but not least was the awesome conversation I got to overhear once we landed between a dad and his 13year old kid about going to the zoo. Because we sat on the tarmac for about 20 minutes waiting for our gate to open up.

so much for flying public airlines

blue said...

did he buy another house?


no, but we got an offer on our current house. but the offer sucked and so we told the lady to "suck it"

tem said...

did she suck it?

tem said...

why does blue fly so much?

and why does he let all these people on his jet?

ToddPacker said...

blue should use his private plane more... stop being keith

tem said...

"And then some super fat bitch sat next to me on the plane and felt like she was entitled to all of my personal space. "

it balances out the kansas cheerleaders you hung out with.

ToddPacker said...

"no, but we got an offer on our current house. but the offer sucked and so we told the lady to go watch apollo 13"

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"it balances out the kansas cheerleaders you hung out with."


that's a good point, tem

tem said...

AJA tem always gets say next to a fat chick.

tem said...

or fat dude

tem said...

and has never had a hot flight attendant.

usually tem gets the gay one.

tem said...

although tem has seen a hot flight attendant in the airport walking around, just not on his flight.

blue said...

this was southwest, so peeps get to pick their seat...

tons of available seats and fat chick decides to sit in the middle seat because it was closest one available to the front of the plane

tem said...

that's your fault for sitting close.

tem said...

but why are you flying so much?

JFreak said...

Always head to the back with open seating.

Sheeple don't like to sit in the back for some reason.

ToddPacker said...

"Sheeple"

made me laugh

ToddPacker said...

freak, that shuuunnn video you linked... what show was that from?

JFreak said...

"freak, that shuuunnn video you linked... what show was that from?"

not from a show. just a viral vid.

Jugdish said...

good work beth!

I'll start tomorrow if that is cool...I'm not working today so i won't be on interwebs much

Jugdish said...

they were like:

who do you think you are? Daughtry



hilarity

ToddPacker said...

"not from a show. just a viral vid."

oh, i thought i saw it somewhere before... robot chicken maybe

JFreak said...

Maybe they used it on rc, but it originated from the interwebs.

blue said...

"but why are you flying so much?"

just out visiting folks

went to the Boise State game in Tulsa wednesday, worked it in with a work trip.

then to Idaho to visit family and headed up to see the Vandals play Hawaii.

tem said...

everything originates from the interwebs.

tem said...

"just out visiting folks"

ok, yeah, blue is rich.

Jugdish said...

New Day Rising is no more.


hopefully they will still play at the LOV picnic


sorry to hear that h!

blue said...

rich like your face

blue said...

some college dude was hitting on my 15 year old cousin at the Idaho game on saturday. Actual conversation:

Blue: how old are you dude?

drunk dude: Old enough to be your daddy!!!

blue: do you know how old these girls are?

drunk dude: old enough to be my daddy!!!

blue: ok, maybe you sit the next few out buddy

drunk dude: your daddy sits out

blue: yes, yes he does

blue said...

and then i punched a homeless guy

ToddPacker said...

"and then i punched a homeless guy"

nice

tem said...

"rich like your face"

thank you

ToddPacker said...

nice little football trip there blue... well played

Beth said...

"I'll start tomorrow if that is cool...I'm not working today so i won't be on interwebs much"

Works for me jug.

blue said...

yeah, it's my one weekend before life ends with 2 kids

Beth said...

"some college dude was hitting on my 15 year old cousin at the Idaho game on saturday. Actual conversation"

Even though I never went to college, I still miss drunk college guys. (ns) Getting old sucks.

ToddPacker said...

"yeah, it's my one weekend before life ends with 2 kids"

2nd kid is easy... once you get the practice kid out of the way it's all smooth sailing

Meiz said...

"mize is a FNBA legend"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

blue said...

when are we having our FNBA league

tem said...

tem's $$$ FNFL team did well this week.

As long as Prater doesn't get 80 points I will win.

tem said...

* Prater + Marshall

blue said...

it's possible...anything is possible for the broncos

Jugdish said...

H...are you gonna start a new band? If so I recommend watching Eddie and the Cruisers 2 before you do so

words and music h...words and music

Meiz said...

"tem also had a good weekend."

"blue had a good weekend as well"



So did Mize

tem said...

good weekends all around!

tem said...

where is el pad this morning?

wft?

Meiz said...

"blue should use his private plane more... stop being keith"


I'm enjoying the keithskate era

tem said...

"Michigan played just like they played on the DVDs," said Delaware State coach Al Lavan. "... I was not shocked, but I was surprised at how much the domination was."


nice use of NSBS

blue said...

"where is el pad this morning?

wft?"

isn't he in jamaica for the next 2 weeks

blue said...

anyone else notice that bert wasn't sure if the vikings won or not?

it looked to me like he had to ask tavaris jackson if the kicker made the field goal at the end...it looked like jackson said "he missed it"

and then bert started celebrating

Spaceman Spiff said...

"anyone else notice that bert wasn't sure if the vikings won or not?"

he didnt watch the kick, but one would think everyone cheering would be a good thing

Meiz said...

"isn't he in jamaica for the next 2 weeks"


Yeah. Debt, my fat white ass.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yeah. Debt, my fat white ass."

trip was booked whilst he was only 60k in debt, easy call

blue said...

maybe he's used to losing when they cheer in the metrodome

Isiah Thompson said...

taking away play calling doodies* from zorn will cure all the skins woes.

good call

s

JFreak said...

Tweet from Trey Wingo:

"two weeks ago sherm lewis was calling bingo games in retirement(truly). now he's calling the plays for the redsksins. woe is D.C."

Stealing our woe.

blue said...

zorn is shook

Meiz said...

I want some more General Tso's chicken

Isiah Thompson said...

I want some more General Tso's chicken


mix in some salad deke

blue said...

meiz ♥ the general

Isiah Thompson said...

that's one thing I haven't noticed too much around my hood - good chinese takeaway joints.

gooks must not like the heat

El Padrino said...

trying mc donald's angus burger
right now

it's good

Meiz said...

My cousin has a giant domepiece

blue said...

angus burger is alright...deluxe one is the only one i like

El Padrino said...

"Yeah. Debt, my fat white ass."

paid for the trip in cash so some other bills got neglected

had no choice, sister getting married

Meiz said...

"had no choice, sister getting married"


She can get married in America, like a normal person.


Love it, or leave it.

El Padrino said...

and i leave tw, running arounf getting shit done

cmep stil stick

fucking woman, they can give birth but they cant beat a cold

AAARRRGHHHHHHHH!

El Padrino said...

She can get married in America, like a normal person.


Love it, or leave it.

I said the same thing (1st sentence)
NS

got a ::ouija board::

El Padrino said...

at least she's getting married
already has two kids, one more and i would have had to denounce her as my sister

El Padrino said...

i'll take a 20 piece over any mickey d burger

shits are the bombjuice

El Padrino said...

trying to convince cmep to let me burn a few while on vaca

she's 50/50

cross your fingers

El Padrino said...

*what she doesnt know is i'm doing it regardless*

El Padrino said...

but i've been watching Locked Up Abroad and it got me shook

El Padrino said...

way to go iggles!

El Padrino said...

any given sunday?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"at least she's getting married
already has two kids, one more and i would have had to denounce her as my sister"

hilarity, one more and you just would have been saying one more again

El Padrino said...

Cece Brown, please tear your ACL.

Thanks and Regards,

Giants Management

blue said...

""at least she's getting married
already has two kids, one more and i would have had to denounce her as my sister""

one more and she wouldn't be an elite sister

El Padrino said...

"hilarity, one more and you just would have been saying one more again"

two different baby daddy's, she moves down south and all of a sudden she's white trash

wadr to beff

Spaceman Spiff said...

jamaica wedding is fake anyways, should have told her you would be the witness at their real court wedding in america

Meiz said...

"mix in some salad deke"


Gonna have one for lunch

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gonna have one for lunch:

tossed?

Meiz said...

"i'll take a 20 piece over any mickey d burger"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

why dont the bills trade TO for a pick

Spaceman Spiff said...

poeple bought tickets to see TO

Meiz said...

"tossed?"


Depends on whose salad it is

tem said...

"i'll take a 20 piece over any mickey d burger"

i liked em better when they had some dark meat ones mixed in.

Isiah Thompson said...

is she marrying one of the baby daddies or a new guy?

tem said...

"Teammates tended to UConn CB as he died "


note to self: UCONN footballers aren't doctors.

tem said...

"is she marrying one of the baby daddies or a new guy?"

if it is a new guy i hope he is related to kod in some way.

tem said...

or is kod

tem said...

Report: WNBA's Shock leaving Detroit for Tulsa




hahahahahahahahahahhaha

El Padrino said...

"she marrying one of the baby daddies or a new guy?"

2nd baby daddy, new guy didnt last

blue said...

tulsa is a great town


eteo

El Padrino said...

dont even know where tulsa is and i wa smat in geography

is that in oklahoma?

El Padrino said...

"Federal investigators are gearing up to file charges against a wider array of insider-trading networks, some linked to the criminal case against billionaire hedge-fund manager Raj Rajaratnam that shook Wall Street last week, people familiar with the matter said."

big deal in my work, it's related because we support moslty hedge funds

El Padrino said...

and we had 14 Galleon accounts

glad i'm off

El Padrino said...

sorry bout fuentes spiff

Isiah Thompson said...

EP - wft is wrong with Brandon Jacobs?

please advice

El Padrino said...

"EP - wft is wrong with Brandon Jacobs?

please advice"

in my opinion, nothing, but now media put this notion in his head that he isn't running hard just because he's not matching a career best 5.0 ypc last year, i bet before the year is over he'll be averaging close to that

also he sees how bradshaw hits the hole and have success and he tried to copy that but coaches were like please dont because you are a donkey and we need the donkey to plough the field not zig zag

blue said...

so he got paid, and now he's a pussy


got it

El Padrino said...

he's so dumb he dont know how to spend money, trust me he's fine

El Padrino said...

i was hoping my toon poon mag came today, hope the old man didnt steal it agian

El Padrino said...

mcnair inconsistencies

Isiah Thompson said...

Polite spoke to Kazemi just hours before her death and says,


suite hdh

ToddPacker said...

i gave the black taco another try today... it was just ok

ToddPacker said...

"that's one thing I haven't noticed too much around my hood - good chinese takeaway joints."

same here... although there was a good takeout place in gainesville called: chinee-takee-outee... i think someone made them change their name (ns)

JFreak said...

I suggest they light a statue of him on fire.

Meiz said...

So do it then

ToddPacker said...

they should just play the video of favre crying after his last GB game

blue said...

i suggest they feed him to a tiger

blue said...

farve has the "oops i crapped my pants" face down pat

Meiz said...

The link is right there. Make these suggestions.

ToddPacker said...

maybe put favre in a balloon

tem said...

give favre his own reality show. i don't hear enough about this bert guy.

tem said...

does everyone here pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, how pissed you gonna be when your sister gets divorced

WADR

ToddPacker said...

"does everyone here pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same?"

i'm sure ep is more of a "cawt" guy

blue said...

my cousin's fiance called it "twatting" instead of "tweeting"

for twitter.

it made me laugh...i'm juvenile

blue said...

"EP, how pissed you gonna be when your sister gets divorced"

what does he care, he got to go to jamaica


and she'll lose elite status for sure then

tem said...

"my cousin's fiance called it "twatting" instead of "tweeting""

this joke was in the movie Couples Retreat. Vince Vaugh said it. It was funny when he said it too.

Meiz said...

"does everyone here pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same?"


Nope

tem said...

"my cousin's fiance "

i thought your cousin was 15.

tem said...

"Nope"

how do you pronounce them?

Meiz said...

cot and caught

ToddPacker said...

"how do you pronounce them?"

does tem pronounce them the same way?

Isiah Thompson said...

Boy found alive, hiding in the attic

blue said...

"this joke was in the movie Couples Retreat. Vince Vaugh said it. It was funny when he said it too."

i am less imprest then

blue said...

"i thought your cousin was 15."

different cousin, he's 21

blue said...

tem is from wava and he has a concern about a 15 year old girl being engaged? or did he expect her to be married already

JFreak said...

Kobe wants to be traded.

blue said...

bert farve retired

Isiah Thompson said...

Allen responded during Monday's After Party on FOXSports.com, with Jay Glazer.

"Well that's just some idiot trying to talk himself up," Allen said. "I beat that dude like a red-headed stepchild, let's be honest. If he was so good why did they have to chip me all day? Ask him that.

"That's just a rookie trying to build his self-confidence up. Besides, you lost and your quarterback spent his whole day on the back of his head until the fourth quarter. That guy [Oher] will watch film today and realize. Everybody else in the world saw me abuse him."


IN YOU FACE!!!! Oher!!

tem said...

"or did he expect her to be married already"

^^^^

Isiah Thompson said...

another day game for a west coast team


wft mlb


I haven't watched one minute of these series.

tem said...

"does tem pronounce them the same way?"

yes and can't figure out how to pronounce them differently.

tem said...

i've watched > 1 minute

Spaceman Spiff said...

"

I haven't watched one minute of these series."

bad move, missing out on greatness

blue said...

yeah, seems like way too much afternoon beisbol this year

Isiah Thompson said...

yeah, seems like way too much afternoon beisbol this year


they went overboard on the "we need more day playoff games" that people whined about.

tem said...

i like the day games.

fuck the west coast.

tem said...

plus these games can't interupt TBS's late night comedy schedule.

blue said...

the dumb fucking thing is that the westcoast teams are the ones playing in the afternoon

tem said...

WWL Insider seems to indicate that Pryor might get benched. (Front page headline thing)

Anyone have access to that article?

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE west coast!

Jugdish said...

west coasters don't really give a shit about the games anyways...its science

blue said...

"WWL Insider seems to indicate that Pryor might get benched."

richard pryor is dead

blue said...

really they're worried about having to compete with dancing wit tha stars

Jugdish said...

richard pryor is dead

no wonder he isn't playing well

tem said...

WWL Insider seems to indicate that Pryor might get benched. (Front page headline thing)

Anyone have access to that article?

tem said...

wft?

that's quite a delay for a double post.

ToddPacker said...

"yes and can't figure out how to pronounce them differently."

strange

tem said...

i am a scientist. not a vocab wizard.

Beth said...

How's your reader pronounce them?

ToddPacker said...

"i am a scientist. not a vocab wizard."

i have heard people do the same thing... do you pronounce "bought", "bot"?

Jugdish said...

people down here pronounce pin and pen the same way

ToddPacker said...

over 1200 comments over the weekend, but i don't remember anyone declaring "rev"... is "rev" dead

tem said...

"do you pronounce "bought", "bot"?"

yes, those are the same too.

tem said...

would one be bout?

blue said...

what about read and red

ToddPacker said...

"people down here pronounce pin and pen the same way"

yup

tem said...

or butt?

blue said...

but and butt

tem said...

"How's your reader pronounce them?"

the same.

Jugdish said...

the same


you need a new reader

blue said...

i probably pronounce them the same

tem said...

you need to not fall

Meiz said...

"yes and can't figure out how to pronounce them differently."


kaht


kawt

Meiz said...

"bad move, missing out on greatness"



^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

you need to not fall

I've taken care of that

JFreak said...

"another day game for a west coast team


wft mlb"

Game 2 of the ALCS would have lasted until 4 AM ET if it would have been in LA.

MLB would lose lots of ratings, and that's all they care about.

Isiah Thompson said...

do you pronounce they're, their, and there the same.

C-A-T/D-O-G

ToddPacker said...

"Game 2 of the ALCS would have lasted until 4 AM ET if it would have been in LA."

why would the angels play the ALCS in LA

(s)

tem said...

why wouldn't they? it's nice there.

blue said...

i think somebody is being sarcasmic

Isiah Thompson said...

i think somebody is being sarcasmic



YOU LIE!

tem said...

that's asstastic.

tem said...

nobody here lies.

tem said...

very truthy this place

tem said...

like a truth kingdom

tem said...

truth tree

tem said...

woe

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