Friday, October 30, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Rarely do I think managers win or lose games for baseball teams but last night Charlie Manuel just about lost Game 2 for the Phils. One he left in Pedro a couple of pitches too long. The old goat had just given you 6 real good innings and the homer he gave up to Matsui was all Matsui and no Pedro. He had thrown 99 pitches I think and he was trotted back out there with a fully rested bullpen ready to deploy. Where he really killed them though was when Mariano came out in the top of the 8th for the 6 out save and Rollins draws the 10 pitch walk then Victorino singles. Full count on Utley and he doesn't send the runners. Utley grounds into a double play to end the inning with Ryan Howard on deck. You have to send the runners there. Especially with the speed you have occupying the bases at that moment. Could have been 2nd and third with the big fella up. Not a good move, at all. And I'll admit he was safe but it was real close and you can't fault the ump for that. Bang bang.

Add Charlie Manuel's patchy, pasty, pink red face to the bad HD list.

A-Rod better snap out of it quick or the NY media is going to turn on him faster than Sammy the Bull. 0-8 with 6 K's is not a good look.

Imagine, and not like he needs it but imagine Mariano Rivera had a change up in his repetoire?

AJ Burnett was unreal. Lots of Yankee fans had no faith in him. He was something else, getting stronger as the game went on. I would have let him come out for the 8th. Not a fan of the 6 out save. Even with Rivera's silly, stupid post season numbers.

Overall 17-23-2
Last Week 4-5-1
Situation -$1300

Texans -3.5 over BILLS ($200)

Going to do something strange here. Gonna take the top 3 teams that are getting heavy betting action via Las Vegas and bet against them. Bold strategy indeed. Each for $100.

San Fran +12.5 over COLTS who are getting 94% of the action right now.
Panthers +10 over CARDS who are getting a whopping 98% of the action right now.
Seahawks +9.5 over COWBOYS who are getting 87% of the action.

Browns +13 over BEARS ($300)
Like I said, I don't think the Bears are talented enough to give anyone two td's, not even the fighting Mangini's.

Vikes +3 over PACK ($200)
Jared Allen.

921 comments:

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Beth said...

Who you calling a limp dick?

El Padrino said...

hi hunny

ToddPacker said...

"A-Rod better snap out of it quick or the NY media is going to turn on him faster than Sammy the Bull."

i hope you're not rooting for arod to snap out of it

El Padrino said...

"i hope you're not rooting for arod to snap out of it"

i'd like to see the best player have a decent ws so when i argue he's the best player i don't get

but what did he do in the only WS he was in comment

blue said...

phillies suck

El Padrino said...

shane victorino likes to cliff dive

thanks Fox!

blue said...

nuggets might go undefeated this season

Jugdish said...

i enjoy seeing a-rod playing poorly

El Padrino said...

have we really gotten no rev?

what a loser

Jugdish said...

nuggets might go undefeated this season



Bulls too


IN YOU FACE Spurs!

ToddPacker said...

"i'd like to see the best player have a decent ws so when i argue he's the best player i don't get

but what did he do in the only WS he was in comment"


yankee fan

tem said...

that's 279% of action

tem said...

"shane victorino likes to cliff dive"

they meant cliff lee dive.

ToddPacker said...

"i enjoy seeing a-rod playing poorly"

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El Padrino said...

"yankee fan"

you watch your mouth when your talking to me

blue said...

i enjoy a good cheesecake

El Padrino said...

you haven't been around here much TP, phillies are hated much more than yanks

Jugdish said...

you watch your mouth when your talking to me



can't hear ya down there


/tp

ToddPacker said...

"have we really gotten no rev?

what a loser"

he was on LoVAD for game 1 and made a comment during game 2

El Padrino said...

made my own potato chips last night

DET

ToddPacker said...

"you haven't been around here much TP, phillies are hated much more than yanks"

yankee hate should be >>>>>>>> philly hate

i know too many insufferable yankee fans (i'm sure you do too) how many philly fans do you see on a day to day basis

tem said...

tem hates the yankees more than he hates the phillies.

ToddPacker said...

"tem hates the yankees more than he hates the phillies."

tem is smat

ToddPacker said...

there was a guy in the stands at the ws game last night wearing WVU sweatshirt.... 1st thing i thought was wow, tem got ws tickets (ns)

blue said...

blue hates the phillies because philadelphia sucks

tem said...

tem would never wear a WVU sweatshirt to a major league game.

or an nfl game.

or a college game that WVU wasn't playing in.

tem said...

if the pirates go to the WS i will get tix.

or the reds.

not the indians, unless i buy them myself.

or a bank decides to sponsor their field.

El Padrino said...

"i know too many insufferable yankee fans (i'm sure you do too) how many philly fans do you see on a day to day basis"

as a met fan i can't root for a hated division rival to win back to back titles

would you ever, in a million years, see a yankee fan rooting for the Red Sox to beat the Mets?

ToddPacker said...

"tem would never wear a WVU sweatshirt to a major league game.

or an nfl game.

or a college game that WVU wasn't playing in."

good to know... and knowing is knowledge

tem said...

in a million years? yeah i could see it happening. a million years is a long time.

ToddPacker said...

"would you ever, in a million years, see a yankee fan rooting for the Red Sox to beat the Mets?"

slightly different situation

ToddPacker said...

"would you ever, in a million years, see a yankee fan rooting for the Red Sox to beat the Mets?"

also, i'm not basing who i root for on what yankee fan would do... crazy talk

Jugdish said...

also, i'm not basing who i root for on what yankee fan like ep would do... crazy talk



fixed

El Padrino said...

"slightly different situation"

apology accepted

Jugdish said...

i could see mize doing this

ToddPacker said...

"apology accepted"

are you rockin your arod jersey at work today?

Jugdish said...

this is how we roll in texas

ToddPacker said...

"this is how we roll in texas"

yikes

tem said...

""I said, 'Are you kidding me?' There's no way. This can't be right," said Buckner, a 30-year-old stay-at-home mother."


a divorced stay at home mother....where does she get her money from? if it is from alimony and child support she needs to STFU because that sick bastard is paying for all her stuff. so he showed some gang bang action to a 9 year old. hell the 9 year old probably has been in a couple gang bangs and was telling her dad how it really goes down.

Jugdish said...

the hate is strong in tem today

tem said...

"I don't want to stop parents from having that right to teach sex education, but there's a big difference and there's a line you should not cross when teaching."


is the line soft core porn? is it just 2 people hard core porn?

fuck this lady.

tem said...

who is she to say where the line is?

fuck her and her stay at home divorced ass.


get a job bitch.

Jugdish said...

tem....get any good babysitting gigs lately?

Jugdish said...

i don't care for the new cnn.com layout

ToddPacker said...

i think that divorced lady said that she loves axe

El Padrino said...

temhate

love it

tem said...

also fuck books:

Reading is an outdated form of entertainment and education.

We don’t use slide rules anymore do we?

We don’t write with quills on parchment anymore do we?

We don’t even use typewriters anymore.

So why do we still use books??

Either make a movie or put it on the interwebs.

Books are holding society back.

Fuck books.

ToddPacker said...

"i don't care for the new cnn.com layout"

jug with some fox news bias

s

Jugdish said...

jug with some fox news bias



not suprising coming from one of the LOV 3


/steve


rip steve

ToddPacker said...

"We don’t use slide rules anymore do we?

We don’t write with quills on parchment anymore do we?

We don’t even use typewriters anymore."

insert tp does jokes

ToddPacker said...

"temhate

love it"

today is a good day for hate... viva

tem said...

"i don't care for the new cnn.com layout"

^^^^

already sent in a temhate letter to them about it.

tem said...

also fuck these people:

people who pass me on the interstate then immediately slow down.

people who follow those suggested speed limit signs on slight curves. your car can take that turn at 80, the speed limit is 55, you don't need to follow the suggested 30mph sign.

people who don't understand how a 4 way stop sign works.

ToddPacker said...

people that slow down when they see a cop on the side of the road

tem said...

yeah them too.

tem said...

that's like telling the cop you know you are guilty.

Jugdish said...

people that slow down when they see a cop on the side of the road

/keiz


fixed

El Padrino said...

word

tem said...

by the by had this conversation yesterday:


tem - how'd the meeting with the bank go?

cfo - there is no good news.

tem - ::laughing::

cfo - ::stank face::

tem said...

also busted out a "that's the worse" in a meeting.

El Padrino said...

She faced Me and I passionately kissed her soft lips and worked my way down to her small tits. Taking special care to give each nipple some attention. Then proceeded down to eat her hairy pussy. She freaked out when my long tongue pressed down hard onto her clit. She lost her mind as I licked, sucked and ate her sweet pussy pie. I mist have eaten her cunt for about two hours straight. I Love Eating Pussy! She prepeatedly screamed and pulled at my hair—telling Me how much she loves Me for eating her juicy and virgin cunt. Having orgasm after orgasm, over and over, one after the other. I would every once in a while, letting my tongue slip, blessing her with a good oh fashion rim-job, throughout the tow hours.

Enjoying the shock of such pleasure it gave her racing threw her body. “God loveth a cheerful giver.” I then fucked her good and rode her hard doggy-style. Grabbing her hair and then slapping that sweet ass I pounded away. She was lost in the over whelming lust and pleasure, mixed with that erotic pain. Psychopathic and lascivious eroticism was all that my consciousness desired. The pleasures are momentary, the positions rediculous, and the expense damnable. I was so wrapped up in the flesh, slithering and licking one another like passionate and debased slimmy snakes. I felt alive and condemned all at once. I left Her there alone, lost in her own flesh.

crazy guy who tried to kill clinton

ToddPacker said...

"also busted out a "that's the worse" in a meeting."

i've used knowing is knowledge countless times in meetings... even have other people saying it... also i typed grate* in a work email. i'm sure that got a ::stank face:: from the person on the other end

tem said...

is el pad writing erotica now?

my reader does not like reading that to me.

plus the big bosses don't like hearing her read me porn.

ToddPacker said...

tony dungy loves tesus

Jugdish said...

plus the big bosses don't like hearing her read me porn.



maybe if they were exposed to porn at say, 8 or 9 years old, they wouldn't be so prude

Keef said...

"i don't care for the new cnn.com layout"

^^^^^

Keef said...

"people who don't understand how a 4 way stop sign works."

Also the people that stop at an intersection that has a flashing yellow light.

Keef said...

Got stuck behind people doing that this morning

Keef said...

"tony dungy loves tesus"


Heard that. He's dum*

El Padrino said...

caviar on your burger TP?

Keef said...

LP posting smut is disturbing

ToddPacker said...

"Heard that. He's dum*"

watching it on dtv 101

ToddPacker said...

"caviar on your burger TP?"

negative

Keef said...

Selig has not been quick to embrace new technology over baseball tradition, in part due to worries about the pace of games.
"Life is changing and I understand that," he said. "I do like the human element and I think the human element for the last 130 years has worked pretty well. There have been controversies but there are controversies in every sport."



Jesus, enough, Bud.

Keef said...

"watching it on dtv 101"


I haven't seen that yet. Do they only show it live?

ToddPacker said...

"Do they only show it live?"

no i think they replay it too

tem said...

"maybe if they were exposed to porn at say, 8 or 9 years old, they wouldn't be so prude'

^^^^

Keef said...

I like when Pedro says "Jankee" stadium

tem said...

helicopters crash into things too much.

tem said...

"Sleepless in Seattle? Hardly. West Virginia is where people are really staying awake, according to the first government study to monitor state-by-state differences in sleeplessness."


DET, WaVaians don't need sleep.

tem said...

"West Virginians' lack of sleep was about double the national rate, perhaps a side effect of health problems such as obesity, experts said."


sounds right.

El Padrino said...

spiff you seen this?

Isiah Thompson said...

"smut " is a great word and isn't used enough.

Jugdish said...

right about now bossman and mize are wrestling in the parking lot...

blue said...

mize was waiting til monday

blue said...

to wrestle him, i mean

ToddPacker said...

"spiff you seen this?"

painful... i like when the guy yells "the fuck!"

Jugdish said...

went to a new local wing place, their extra hot wings were just slightly warm. jug was disappointed

Jugdish said...

but they might sponsor our softball team, so im not that disappointed

tem said...

so mize is going to ask the bossman for a raise? or is he going to quit? what's the deal?

Jugdish said...

i think he is going to ask for a raise. i don't think he'll quit on the spot if he doesn't get one...but it'll be in the plans

tem said...

i see.

i miss too much in AD.

Isiah Thompson said...

so mize is going to ask the bossman for a raise? or is he going to quit? what's the deal?


tem did you know spiffg was engaged? I didn't till recently.

/ep

tem said...

i need to get a raise so i can pay my reader to read AD to me.

Jugdish said...

keef...home depot interview today?

question...do you have a base salary plus commission on the franzia gig?

Keef said...

"so mize is going to ask the bossman for a raise? or is he going to quit? what's the deal?"


He's gonna axe for a raise as long as noone else is there to steal his thunder

tem said...

spiffg is engaged?

i thought he was married.


s

Jugdish said...

i need to get a raise so i can pay my reader to read AD to me.



you didn't miss much last night

twss

tem said...

if keith works at home depot he can get paint 15% off.

Keef said...

"keef...home depot interview today?"

Yes


"question...do you have a base salary plus commission on the franzia gig?"

Yes

Jugdish said...

if keith works at home depot he can get paint 15% off.


that's good...I'm not to fond of the current colors


/cmk

Keef said...

"if keith works at home depot he can get paint 15% off."

That would be suite

Keef said...

"that's good...I'm not to fond of the current colors"


hilarity

Keef said...

hilarity both in HDH and subject matter

Jugdish said...

both in HDH


yeah i just caught that won*

El Padrino said...

home depot for what role

Keef said...

What if they would of* shot him in the face?

ToddPacker said...

"home depot for what role"

as. manager

Keef said...

"home depot for what role"

getting things off the top shelf for people like yous

Isiah Thompson said...

grocery store yesterday had a bad of 75 mini airheads for 3 bucks.

DET

Keef said...

AJA, I think I applied for overnight shift or unloading trucks

El Padrino said...

"getting things off the top shelf for people like yous"

they have ladders on wheels

El Padrino said...

"AJA, I think I applied for overnight shift or unloading trucks"

i did that too, nothing available here though

Keef said...

I would nerve* trip at a bad of airheads

Isiah Thompson said...

had a bad of


who's bad


*crotch grab*

Keef said...

"i did that too, nothing available here though"

at HD?

Isiah Thompson said...

AJA, I think I applied for overnight shift or unloading trucks


do you plan on sleeping at all or just straight work?

Isiah Thompson said...

will you get to drive a forklift?

Isiah Thompson said...

they have ladders on wheels


I drop bows on ho's

/deke

ToddPacker said...

you've you to get that bad of airheads

Keef said...

"do you plan on sleeping at all or just straight work?"

Just plan on doing it part time, so will have a total of 60 hours/wk which I've done a lot in the past so it's not too bad

Keef said...

"will you get to drive a forklift?"

I dunno. That would be suite. I did that a long time ago

Keef said...

"you've you to get that bad of airheads"

Hilarity

El Padrino said...

"at HD?"

hd and lowes

Keef said...

"hd and lowes"

How was it?

Keef said...

Patrick Crayton thinks that Dallas is a top 5 NFL team

El Padrino said...

this is the first time in a minute the two best teams are in the WS

El Padrino said...

"How was it?"

when i said i did that I meant, applied

rif

Keef said...

I meant how was your application

Keef said...

rif

Meiz said...

I may or may not be participating in a Thriller flash mob tomorrow night

Keef said...

Thriller flash mob


::jacko wacko::

Meiz said...

"i think he is going to ask for a raise. i don't think he'll quit on the spot if he doesn't get one...but it'll be in the plans"


^^^^

El Padrino said...

"I meant how was your application"

not called back on so poor?
they had no positions

El Padrino said...

next up Rite Aid

Jugdish said...

lunch time

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A-Rod better snap out of it quick or the NY media is going to turn on him faster than Sammy the Bull. 0-8 with 6 K's is not a good look."

before the angels series, media was showing stats about how arod kills the angels. he then proceeds to kill the angels, but instead of saying 'yea he kills them' they get excited and assume his playoff demons are gone

not so fast my friend

El Padrino said...

chicken cutlet sandwhich
green tomato
a radish
chips
iced tea

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you seen this?"

beautiful

Isiah Thompson said...

chicken cutlet sandwhich
hot sauce (just an ounce)
green tomato
a radish
chips
iced tea


*fized (easy)

ToddPacker said...

"I may or may not be participating in a Thriller flash mob tomorrow night"

you're better than that, meiz

Isiah Thompson said...

"I may or may not be participating in a Thriller flash mob tomorrow night"



won't it look weird since you'll be wearing your storm trooper outfit?

El Padrino said...

tyler is mad busy yo or he died?

Isiah Thompson said...

eyemuffs EP


CNN link title:

9 missing after plane, copter collide, building ok.

Keef said...

"next up Rite Aid"


Old stomping grounds?

Isiah Thompson said...

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution points out that Ryan has thrown multiple interceptions and recorded a quarterback rating below 70 in back-to-back games, both firsts for his career. The Falcons were lucky to get a win against Chicago at home two weeks ago, but they will have to play much sharper for a chance to beat the Saints this week.


he is so not elite

Keef said...

rev posts "TotalYankee Stadium HR" last night about Matsui's HR. Didn't Utley hit one the night before that barely got out to RF?

Isiah Thompson said...

While Smith has been saving the world from robots and vampires on the big screen, some would also argue that he's been helping to save the movie business itself: With more than $2.5 billion in box office sales to his name and Academy Award nominations for his roles in Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness, Smith was also the first actor in Hollywood history to have eight consecutive movies top the $100 million mark.


YO HOLMES TO BEL AIR!

El Padrino said...

"Old stomping grounds?"

yup

Isiah Thompson said...

"next up Sbarro"


*fized

Meiz said...

"you're better than that, meiz"


Pardon?

Isiah Thompson said...

"you're better than that, meiz"


Pardon?


he said:

"you're better than that, meiz"

El Padrino said...

"Didn't Utley hit one the night before that barely got out to RF?"

yes, the first one

also CBP is a homer happy park

ToddPacker said...

"he said:

"you're better than that, meiz"


thanks zeke

Keef said...

The Olive Garden in Brooklyn is hiring Tuscany chiefs*

Meiz said...

"he said:

"you're better than that, meiz""


apparently I'm not

tem said...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Spaceman Spiff said...

spaniard!
spaniard!
spaniard!

El Padrino said...

"The Olive Garden in Brooklyn is hiring Tuscany chiefs*"

dont think there is a OG in brooklon

Keef said...

LP's cousin

Keef said...

505 GATEWAY DR
BROOKLYN NY 11239
(718) 348-1071

Isiah Thompson said...

OG in crooklyn:

505 GATEWAY DR
BROOKLYN NY 11239
(718) 348-1071

Isiah Thompson said...

SUITE i2i

Spaceman Spiff said...

"dont think there is a OG in brooklon"

au contraire

El Padrino said...

where the fuck is gateway dr

Spaceman Spiff said...

godmann it

Spaceman Spiff said...

" where the fuck is gateway dr"

I believe its in brooklyn, NY

NS

ToddPacker said...

LoV research dept. is located in az.

Keef said...

"I believe its in brooklyn, NY

NS"


Spiff knows

Isiah Thompson said...

we just went emansky on that OG ass

El Padrino said...

oh, starret city

hahahahhaha

i know where that is now
fucking hilarious

tem said...

el pad isn't even from NY, NY. he is from troy, but it sounds better to say he is from NY, NY.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, that olive garden is only 10 miles from your pad, do it

Keef said...

"SUITE i2i"


OG.com had a gang of hits as soon as LP said "dont think there is a OG in brooklon"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"brooklon"

some people say it that way in real life(to be cool)

NS

Keef said...

spiffg is a step behind today

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, NY question

your favorite authentic italian place for dinner in the city

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiffg is a step behind today"

not that time, i was commenting on your comment

Keef said...

"not that time, i was commenting on your comment"

OIC

Keef said...

NO



SLEEP


TIL BROOKLON!! BROOKLON!!!

El Padrino said...

"EP, that olive garden is only 10 miles from your pad, do it"

I dont freqeunt that area, too dark.

tem said...

too many blacks?

El Padrino said...

"your favorite authentic italian place for dinner in the city"

probably angelo's on Mulberry st.
but i might change my mind

i like two brooklyn restaurants better however

Isiah Thompson said...

i like two brooklyn restaurants better however, OG and Sbarro.


*fized

Keef said...

is tem going to watch the Pens in the sweet* tonight?

tem said...

"is tem going to watch the Pens in the sweet* tonight?"

nope, going to watch WVU on my couch.

or on cgtis's couch.

tem said...

i didn't know the pens were in town today.

i failed.

El Padrino said...

i do love carmine's in the theater district spiff and it's family style

El Padrino said...

i didn't know the penis were in town today.

/ep

tem said...

got OSU tix tomorrow though b/c CFO will be in the sweet there.

so i got his tix for the game.

supposed to rain though.

i'm glad i didn't have to boat the tickets.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i do love carmine's in the theater district spiff and it's family style"

suite, spiff sized portions

Keef said...

It's been freezing ballz here. Had to get out the electric blanket last night

ToddPacker said...

"i do love carmine's in the theater district spiff and it's family style"

good stuff

Keef said...

carmine's = buca di beppo?

tem said...

"carmine's = buca di beppo?"

sounds like it.

tem said...

"Had to get out the electric blanket last night"

stop it

El Padrino said...

Il Giglio (Tribeca area) is hdh too

i will rest now

tem said...

the best authentic eye-tall-ian is at ep's house.

Keef said...

"stop it"

For realz. Been in like the 40s at night

Keef said...

blockt

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