Friday, October 16, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Dodgers blow home field. And blow in general. Chan Ho Park. WFT. 96mph fastball. Did he go to Korea and get a new arm or some shit. I don't remember him ever looking that dominant. Throwing 96 then dropping a 88 mph slider. That was filth. Padilla vs Pedro. Cmon. What is this 2002? ALCS will be 100 times more exciting and it starts tonight, although the weather is very fucked up here. 39 degrees and rain with winds and shit, not baseball weather. Why did MLB wait almost a week to play anyway, it's their fault. Game 7 is like Thanksgiving now. Which will interfere with the Giants ass whupping on the Broncos that day. Not cool.

Overall 13-14
Last Week 2-2
Situation -350

Texas -3 over Oklahoma
Longhorns need to make a statement here because it looks like Alabama will play for the national title if it wins out. AHIK but still, you have to seach for pressure sometimes. Oklahoma's national title hopes are gone and this was not the year for them anyway. The offensive line is not all that good and they just lack that explosive playmaker.
($100)

Kansas -10 over COLORADO
Just cause the trend is hot, Kansas is 8-0 ATS in the last 8 games vs. a team with a losing record. They take care of bidness.
($100)

Philly-14 @ Oakland
Spread could be 30 and you'd be like, um, 30 is high but the Raiders are terrible.
($200)

JETS -9.5 over Bills
I am not fond giving this many points in a AFC EAST game but the Bills have proven to be just as terrible as any of the Fucktastic Four that are dwindling about the NFL basement. You can't say Bucs, Rams, Raiders, Cheifs without saying Bills (honorable mention to the Browns). So that rabid Jet crowd will probably make life miserable on the Bills. Owner Ralph Wilson doesn't believe in firing the HC mid season but damn Jauron is testing his patience.
($200)

CHARGERS-3.5 over Broncos
I'm not saying the Broncos are a fluke, it's obvious they are a good football team but they have gotten very lucky in some games. I mean if you put game one aside for a minute they played two terrible teams after that and the Cowboys I mean jesus christ I re-watched that game on NFL network and they should have killed Denver. Give credit to Josh McDaniels though, he puts guys in the right position and knows his players. Chargers have been underwhelming but off a bye are probably going to be pretty tough to beat at home on a Monday night.
($150)

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Beth said...

EP has Rosario Dawson on the brain this morning apparently.

And "AHIK" is HDH.

El Padrino said...

did i not use ahik properly?

Jugdish said...

ok im here now...this hasn't been up THAT long

El Padrino said...

who is that pic

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

CHARGERS-3.5 over Broncos


blue is not going to like that pick

El Padrino said...

blue had the broncos at 5-11 like everyone else

El Padrino said...

jesus mize

El Padrino said...

"EP has Rosario Dawson on the brain this morning apparently."

saw Seven Pounds and then caught He Got Game on yesterday

Keef said...

beth had some suite HDH at the end of last post

Keef said...

"Oklahoma's national title hopes are gone and this was not the year for them anyway. The offensive line is not all that good and they just lack that explosive playmaker."


Oh yeah, and their Heisman winning QB was out for a few weeks with a dislocated shoulder

El Padrino said...

"Oh yeah, and their Heisman winning QB was out for a few weeks with a dislocated shoulder"

so what, they would go nowhere with him healthy

El Padrino said...

byu domintated them then put him out

Keef said...

"did i not use ahik properly?"


Missing an eye

Beth said...

"did i not use ahik properly?"

It's AHIIK (2 I's) = a huge if I know.

Yours would be "a huge if know" or "a huge I know"

Keef said...

"byu domintated them then put him out"


Wasn't OU winning when Bradford got hurt

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

"It's AHIIK (2 I's) = a huge if I know.

Yours would be "a huge if know" or "a huge I know"



sometimes it's spelt like ahik on here and no one calls them out on it

but i always get called out on my grammatical errors, it's hate

i'm like the black guy that keeps getting pulled over because I "match a suspect"

fucking profilers

Keef said...

"sometimes it's spelt like ahik on here and no one calls them out on it"

I've nerve seen ahik until today

ns

Keef said...

i'm like the black guy that keeps using the race card


*fized

Keef said...

TP

Keef said...

During a live interview, Falcon said he had heard his family calling his name.

"You did?" the boy's mother, Mayumi Heene, said.

"Why didn't you come out?" Richard Heene said.

Falcon answered, "You had said that we did this for a show."



BUSTED!

El Padrino said...

kids nerve lie

fact

Jugdish said...

i heard that interview...the dad got all defensive afterwards

blue said...

i don't know what denver/dallas game you rewatched on NFL network, but Denver kept shooting themselves in the foot with penalties. They owned that game and should have won by more than a
TD.

in the second half this season...broncos are outscoring their opponent 59-7 or some shit like that.

They've given up one score in 5 games in the 2nd half....that's defensive adjustments

blue said...

I had the broncos at 8-8 this year...

or else i wouldn't have renewed my season tix

El Padrino said...

"They owned that game and should have won by more than a
TD."

didnt the cowboys have a chance to go up 17-0?

blue said...

broncos had the "nobody believes in us" chip on their shoulder attitude for the first 5 weeks (a patriots staple in their early good years)...now i'm worried they're getting too much respect.

chargers are not good, and the broncos remember losing by like 70 points to them last game of the season.

sooner or later the broncos have to lay an egg, and this is the week....letdown game for mcdaniels after winning the one game he cared about all season

El Padrino said...

nother reason to back the chargers

El Padrino said...

saints gians gonna be good, getting wood now

blue said...

"didnt the cowboys have a chance to go up 17-0?"

gotchya....yes they did, and then tony romo lost his mind and started challenging champ

ToddPacker said...

"saints gians gonna be good"

lets go saints

blue said...

gians have a good defense, could be a tough day for bress

El Padrino said...

kind of sick and tired of hearing how brees is an elite qb

he is damn good, damn good but he really hasn't won anything, big game for him

El Padrino said...

darren sharper owns eli manning

ToddPacker said...

kind of ironic that in jug's new pic it looks like mize just saw someone fall off a bridge

blue said...

"he is damn good, damn good but he really hasn't won anything, big game for him"

winning something doesn't make you an elite QB...trent dilfer won stuff...brad johnson won stuff...they aren't elite

Dan Marino didn't win stuff, he was elite...drew bress is dan marino 2.0

El Padrino said...

"Dan Marino didn't win stuff, he was elite...drew bress is dan marino 2.0"

I mean big games not just the super bowl game, dan marino won some big games

saints run in 06? he won a few big games but after that not so much

bottom line i wouldnt call brees elite

El Padrino said...

and if brady keeps sucking this year he loses elite status too

blue said...

so who is elite then?

blue said...

brady and manning, and maybe big Ben?

i guess i'd buy that...you can't have more than 10% of the starting QBs be elite or else that's not really elite

El Padrino said...

peyton, brady are elite
that's it

then i would say, on the cusp of elite, brees, roethilberger

then damn good

eli, rivers, mcnabb, farve, warner

real good

cutler, rodgers, hasselbeck, matty ice

good

flacco, hill, delhomme,

etc
etc

blue said...

oh, and Jake Delhomme

blue said...

you lost me at Hill and Delhomme

blue said...

there's not much difference after the first 4 guys...the next 20 or so are all interchangeable

blue said...

and mcnabb isn't a good qb, the media just makes him that way because they want a black qb to be successful

blue said...

i'd probably put mcnabb in that "on the cusp" list, not many qb's get to the NFC championship game 5 times

El Padrino said...

"i'd probably put mcnabb in that "on the cusp" list, not many qb's get to the NFC championship game 5 times"

and only win one....

El Padrino said...

i bet if rush limbaugh wanted to buy the St. Louis Blues no one would care

cept maybe donald brashear

blue said...

how can you lose 41-0 and the very next week be a 9.5 pt favorite.

El Padrino said...

"how can you lose 41-0 and the very next week be a 9.5 pt favorite."

god bless the rams

El Padrino said...

how can you lose to the lions, scrape by the bucs, lose a 15 points lead to the panthers then be a 6.5 point favorite?

Steve said...

BOOM!

blue said...

yeah, that number is too high for the skins as well

El Padrino said...

mind you they were a big favorite in detroit

Keef said...

"saints run in 06? he won a few big games but after that not so much"

So he's won some big games. Got it

Keef said...

"and if brady keeps sucking this year he loses elite status too"

Your* a retard

Keef said...

I would argue that real good should be > than damn good


(s)

Meiz said...

Lions!

Keef said...

Suck!

Spaceman Spiff said...

kansas over colorado needs a dollar amount for your records

Keef said...

This kid has nothing on jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

that meiz pic has mspaint potential

Jugdish said...

This kid has nothing on jug


i could teach that kid a lot...i could be his yoda

Meiz said...

"that meiz pic has mspaint potential"


at least make it a black one

blue said...

now that i've seen some of the KU cheerleaders in real life...i understand why the football and basketball players get into fights about chicks

Keef said...

Hilarity

Keef said...

blue, did you hear about that balloon story in Colorado?

Spaceman Spiff said...

chargers will score, dump offs to sproles, gates will have a lot of catches, rivers is smat* unlike romo, but their defense is awful, cant bet on them

El Padrino said...

"Your* a retard"

is it not possible that he wont be the same qb after the knee injury?

Keef said...

"is it not possible that he wont be the same qb after the knee injury?"

It is not possible that he won't be the same qb after he didn't make it through last year without a bad knee

Spaceman Spiff said...

blu your girl

you need to cop that calendar

El Padrino said...

that kid vomitting on tv was gold

blue said...

"blue, did you hear about that balloon story in Colorado?"


::blank stare::

(s)

blue said...

that's my girl?

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of them yes

blue said...

Ok

Spaceman Spiff said...

jabba

Isiah Thompson said...

Boy found alive, hiding in the attic

Isiah Thompson said...

you lost me at Hill and Delhomme

yeah EP, wow, sit the next few out

Isiah Thompson said...

darren sharper owns eli manning


Darren Sharper.....FROM!

Isiah Thompson said...

Sharper is a HOFer

Isiah Thompson said...

and if brady keeps sucking this year he loses elite status too


going off of this logic, Elisha is one of the worst QB's in the history of the NFL.

Isiah Thompson said...

EP, that swine flu got you shook.

Spaceman Spiff said...

to all you peeps who remember your dreams when you wake up

have you seen this guy

Jugdish said...

going off of this logic, Elisha is one of the worst QB's in the history of the NFL.



hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

did y'all see that King James got really sick from his flu shot.

further proof flu shots are a fraud

ToddPacker said...

"Darren Sharper.....FROM!"

i prefer "out of!"

is he the bigest nfl'er from w&m

Isiah Thompson said...

have you seen this guy


I bet that is EP's great-great-grandfather from the old country....Guiseppe

Isiah Thompson said...

is he the bigest nfl'er from w&m


Steve Christie maybe?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i prefer "out of!""

who says that

Isiah Thompson said...

Lou Holth* coached at W&M

LT (the real one) is from Williamsburg

as is Bruce Smith (I believe)

Isiah Thompson said...

I think Marv Levy coached at W&M also.

Isiah Thompson said...

who says that

I say it that way in real life.


s

ToddPacker said...

bigest is suite

ToddPacker said...

"who says that"

old people, i guess

Keef said...

"is he the bigest nfl'er from w&m"


Bigot? LP?

tem said...

"have you seen this guy"

no, but now that you showed me his picture i probably will.

ToddPacker said...

"I bet that is EP's great-great-grandfather from the old country....Guiseppe"

funny

Keef said...

where is Chad Henne on your list of QB's*, LP?

Keef said...

Curtis Pride was from W&M? They have the better deaf ball players

El Padrino said...

"and if brady keeps sucking this year he loses elite status too


going off of this logic, Elisha is one of the worst QB's in the history of the NFL."

i take back delhomme and hill as good, but if brady doesnt return to form you have to bump him down, he's got an entire year, note I still think he's elite

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz pic with a twist

Keef said...

And if Rivers is "damn good", then Palmer has to be in there too

Keef said...

"i take back delhomme and hill as good, but if brady doesnt return to form you have to bump him down, he's got an entire year, note I still think he's elite"

Guys with ACL injuries don't bounce back to form in 12 months

tem said...

going by that listing, where is JaMarcus Russel?

average?

tem said...

"meiz pic with a twist"

funny

Keef said...

damn average

El Padrino said...

And if Rivers is "damn good", then Palmer has to be in there too

good call, i was thinkin off the top of my head and forgot him

Spaceman Spiff said...

russel would fall under decent

ToddPacker said...

"meiz pic with a twist"


mize pic in 20 years

Keef said...

apology accepted

Isiah Thompson said...

so Vince Young is super suite by EP's logic.

EP you lost me on this Brady stuff.

3 SB rings.

you'd have to drop everyone down a notch and have noone on brady's level if you drop him down.

crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz and jabba have the same glasses

El Padrino said...

"going by that listing, where is JaMarcus Russel?

average?"

you guys are so funny
you should all be on tv or something

Keef said...

I think LP means "currently", saying that Brady today isn't elite like he was 2 or 3 years ago. I still think it's garbage

El Padrino said...

"EP you lost me on this Brady stuff.

3 SB rings.

you'd have to drop everyone down a notch and have noone on brady's level if you drop him down.

crazy"

dude i said he's elite, not sure what the issue is

i said he's playing like shit and if he keeps it up maybe he gets bumped down eventually

not now, not next year, etc

Keef said...

Orton should be on that list

Isiah Thompson said...

Curtis Pride was from W&M? They have the better deaf ball players


yes, a kid on the twins (I think) recently played at W&M.

Brendan something

El Padrino said...

"kyle orton outplayed brady sunday"

that happened, i saw it
if that keeps happening over the course of the next two seasons then what

Keef said...

LP hates UM players

Keef said...

Do you have a pink UM hat, LP?

Keef said...

"if that keeps happening over the course of the next two seasons then what"

AHIK*

Isiah Thompson said...

so 5 games after sitting out a season with a knee injury and you're putting brady on the non-elite watchlist?

shammhoff much?

Keef said...

I'm sitting in a parking lot of a grocery store and there is a barber next to it with a big sign in the window that says "BUISNESS HOURS"

ToddPacker said...

tmtbt

Isiah Thompson said...

tmtbt

for real dough, he's making me stick up for a patriot.

make it stop EP.

El Padrino said...

"so 5 games after sitting out a season with a knee injury and you're putting brady on the non-elite watchlist?"

no watchlist, he's far from it
kind of just saying it to keep o:fb sailing down river

blue said...

UM

he's your boy

ToddPacker said...

"I'm sitting in a parking lot of a grocery store and there is a barber next to it with a big sign in the window that says "BUISNESS HOURS""


get in there and tell him about his hdh.... really as. it up

El Padrino said...

"Do you have a pink UM hat, LP?"

you roided up this week

Spaceman Spiff said...

players can play a year after ACL shit, but they wont be the same right away like keef said

wasnt palmer shit for a while after his knee injury

Beth said...

"kyle orton outplayed brady sunday"

And Matt Ryan outplayed Brady when they played, even though the Falcons lost.

Isiah Thompson said...

I agree what you're saying about Brees though.

ToddPacker said...

le cirque doc. on one of the HBOs... good stuff

blue said...

media tries to make everyone elite

blue said...

"I agree what you're saying about Brees though."

the same people are the ones calling darelle revis the best corner in the NFL

El Padrino said...

media sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

brees can never be elite, that shitstain is detrimental to his skillz

ToddPacker said...

"media tries to make everyone elite"

not espn though






esssssssssssss

El Padrino said...

"the same people are the ones calling darelle revis the best corner in the NFL"

skunkpatch had him 3rd in his mvp poll

what a goddamn fool

ToddPacker said...

"brees can never be elite, that shitstain is detrimental to his skillz"

hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

did Joe Torre just make that dodger pitcher into Rick Ankiel 2.0?

ToddPacker said...

"did Joe Torre just make that dodger pitcher into Rick Ankiel 2.0?"


seems that way

El Padrino said...

fucking phillies

Isiah Thompson said...

George Sherrill looks like a homeless dood with a uniform. TP should deck him.

El Padrino said...

casey blake beard is suite

El Padrino said...

russel martin is a black jew right?

JFreak said...

I thought Russell was a mexijew.

Keef said...

wasnt palmer shit for a while after his knee injury


^^^^

El Padrino said...

maybe, he's got some nappyness

Keef said...

Russell Nathan Jeanson Coltrane Martin, Jr. (born February 15, 1983, in East York, Ontario) is a Canadian Major League Baseball catcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson.Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson.

Keef said...

Dikembe Mutombo says that Russell Martin has a lot of names

Isiah Thompson said...

Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson.Martin has an African Canadian father, Russell Martin Sr., and a white, French Canadian mother, singer and actress, Suzanne Jeanson.

Martin likes to get the papers, the papers

Keef said...

That's how I say it in real life

Isiah Thompson said...

That's how I say it in real life


always a crowd pleaser

Steve said...

The Amazing Grace Baptist Church says Brady is going to hell

I don't usually pay any attention to anything at all that any church says ever...but they may be on to something.

ToddPacker said...

apollo 13 on right now... that movie sucks me every time

Keef said...

"that movie sucks me every time"

What kind of TV do you have?

Keef said...

Might be new TOTPM

ToddPacker said...

"that movie sucks me every time"


best hdh evAr!!!!

El Padrino said...

"apollo 13 on right now... that movie sucks me every time"

love it

ToddPacker said...

"Might be new TOTPM"

i think that is my first totpm... thank you

Keef said...

TP really gets into his movies

Meiz said...

I'm the king

Keef said...

Woeking Andujar?

Isiah Thompson said...

that movie sucks me every time


SUCK ME....BEAUTIFUL!

Isiah Thompson said...

that movie sucks me every time


TP is 'nova

Keef said...

"SUCK ME....BEAUTIFUL!"

hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

"apollo 13 on right now... that movie sucks me every time"


I was watching that movie after hike school one day, went and got the mail and and my UM acceptance letter was in there.

gReAtEsT.dAy.EvAr!!11!!

(more ns then* s)

ToddPacker said...

i forgot, zeke. why didn't you go to UM?... too much $$ for out of state?

Keef said...

He wanted to get a *yob after college

El Padrino said...

he quit college

ToddPacker said...

i bet jug gets sucked by apollo 13 too

Spaceman Spiff said...

buffalo wings on the menu for the rainout tonight

Keef said...

"he quit college"

That was you

Keef said...

"buffalo wings on the menu for the rainout tonight"

At least you'll witness some greatness then

ToddPacker said...

"He wanted to get a *yob after college"

thems fightin words in the UM/tOSU slappers

El Padrino said...

"he quit college"

That was you"

i dont follow

Keef said...

"i dont follow"

Did you finish college?

Isiah Thompson said...

i forgot, zeke. why didn't you go to UM?... too much $$ for out of state?


yeah one year at UM was like 2 and a half at W&M and I DET as far as getting a loan like that. Plus Pops paid for collitch and I wasn't trying to do him dirty like that.

On my orientation trip to UM we stopped by the financial aid place and got this:

Financial aid person looking at our papers: "HAHAHHAHAH, IN YOU FACE!!!"

one of the wOrSt.DaYs.EvAr!!!1!!!1111!

Isiah Thompson said...

he quit college

hilarity

I ♥ quit jokes

ns, good work EP

El Padrino said...

"Did you finish college?"

yes

Isiah Thompson said...

I got Juwan Howard to sign my UM exceptance* letter too, I think I lost it though.


major woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz greatness

meiz new avatar

Keef said...

"yes"

Then my fault. I thought you were saying the other day that you didn't finish your undergrad

ToddPacker said...

"meiz new avatar"

nice work, spiff

Keef said...

"meiz greatness"

hilarity

Isiah Thompson said...

nice work, spiff

^

JFreak said...

""he quit college"

That was you"

That was me.

Isiah Thompson said...

That was me.

don't try to steal my "quitters" thunder.


s

ToddPacker said...

"That was me."

any plans on going back, freak?

Meiz said...

I gotta come up with a weekly parlay

JFreak said...

I've thought about online stuff, but right now things are going pretty well.

Don't mess with what works, or something.

El Padrino said...

"Then my fault. I thought you were saying the other day that you didn't finish your undergrad"

I have an associates degree, depending on who you ask, i didnt finish college.

Meiz said...

I wish we could do teasers on centsports

Keef said...

"I have an associates degree, depending on who you ask, i didnt finish college."


Oh, well then apology accepted

blue said...

your mom goes to college

Keef said...

does not

Keef said...

bold

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