Friday, October 02, 2009

El Pad's Weekly Betting Guide

Record: 7-9
Situation: -$400
Last week: 2-4

College

Alabamer -16.5 over Kentucky
Bama is the real #1 team in the country. And on a collision course to prove it come SEC title game vs Florida. Anyone in their way is going to get suffocated. That's just the way it is.
By the way, Bama is 7-1 ATS in the last 8, the one being the bowl game in which Utah beat them pretty bad. A motivational tool Nick Saban has been using ever since.($200)

Penn State -7 over ILLINI
After the Iowa loss last year the Nitanny Lions pummeled Indiana. Replace Indiana with Illini. -7 is a bargain. Illini are awful. ($100)

NFL

Titans -2.5 over JAGS
I know I said I'd stay away from the Titans but I just can't quit Fisher. ($200)

FINS +2 over Bills
And I have no idea why. Every stat says go the other way but I just feel like with the loss of McKelvin and Whitner the secondary is weak and Miami can run on anyone. Sparano's team is starving for the first win of the season and just a year ago swept the series from the Bills with pretty much the same team. ($100)

Chargers +6.5 over STEELERS
Super Bowl Hangover huh, talk about the Cards look at the 1-2 Steelers. Steelers can't protect Big Ben and they can't run the ball either. The defense is not what it was last year, at least right now. Chargers have never won in Three Rivers or Heinz, 0-13 to be exact. But that's not to say it's never been close. Sunday night football got themselves a damn good game right here. I also like the over (43). ($200 on the Bolts, $100 on the over)

Bengals -6 0ver BROWNS
I don't know. Betting against the Browns just feels right. Sort of like going to the movies back in the day with your girl. You knew as soon as the movie was 10 minutes in you were going up her shirt and feeling her up. Just felt right. ($250)

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Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

Damn, I'm already tired of this Tom Brady pic and I still have it for today and Monday. Damn you Falcons for losing that game!

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

And regarding the LOVad conversation about how we refer to LOV to our friends - well I cmbeth doesn't know about LOV for reasons I've discussed before, but I do have a few (female) friends I'll mention LOV to and it's always as "that blog I read with all the horny immature guys".

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

Just kidding, I really refer to LOV as "that blog I read".

Jugdish said...

what are you going to tell him when you're packing your suitcase for the LOV olympics? you know we're going to need a ring girl.

Jugdish said...

sorry h

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"what are you going to tell him when you're packing your suitcase for the LOV olympics? you know we're going to need a ring girl."

Ring girl??? No f'ing way, I plan on beating the crap out of most of y'all in the ring. :-)

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

And no worries about what to tell him - a "girls weekend" away covers a lot of things.

El Padrino said...

beth please dont post first unless you have a semi naked chick or a potrait of your vagina as your pic

El Padrino said...

do you actually think we wait for you to post first because your comments are always enlightening?

El Padrino said...

fucking tom brady pic on a friday

i'm starting my push for newer now

El Padrino said...

PUSH!

El Padrino said...

david letterman is a pimp

El Padrino said...

i saw tem in the wvu crowd

fat dude with warren headphones and binoculars


twas hilarity

El Padrino said...

anyone seeing the lebron movie

El Padrino said...

"Akron Fab Five"

Fab Five disagrees

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"do you actually think we wait for you to post first because your comments are always enlightening?"

Romance LP, look it up!!!!!

JFreak said...

Got to eat fruit off the vine yesterday.

That didn't suck.

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"Got to eat fruit off the vine yesterday"

Yeah, from what he's said Kod has done that too...

El Padrino said...

the ted williams story about his head being thrown around is disturbing

El Padrino said...

they are going to re-instate blount

Jugdish said...

Yeah, from what he's said Kod has done that too...



hilarity

Jugdish said...

sorry mize

El Padrino said...

it's funny the first thing those two say is that thye have to look out for the kids but in reality neither of them are doing that

poor kids, they have jerkoffs for parents

Jugdish said...

im just tired of seeing those douchebags on the news...

this does open the door for mize and kate plus 8 though

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"this does open the door for mize and kate plus 8 though"

Shouldn't that technically be called Kate plus 9?

wadr

Meiz said...

"sorry h"


Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Meiz said...

"Shouldn't that technically be called Kate plus 9?

wadr"


No wadr needed. I wouldn't be there to be a parent. I'd take the money and fuck the nanny.

blue said...

"i saw tem in the wvu crowd

fat dude with warren headphones and binoculars"

ahahaha...i was going to make the same joke this morning

ToddPacker said...

from Lovad:

"TP took my advice, and says he likes his Adams set."


the clubs are grate*... nice work mize

El Padrino said...

congrats blue

El Padrino said...

i have a golf outing with company oct 10th, have no clubs

woe

Jugdish said...

mini golf?

El Padrino said...

everyone's a comedian

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"mini golf?"

This actually got a real life lol from me.

El Padrino said...

"mini golf?"

yeah on the 9th hole you have to hit it over a bridge

Meiz said...

New lady gave me her mandolin slicer. Only used twice. Suite.

Jugdish said...

yeah on the 9th hole you have to hit it over a bridge


the game would be over for me right there

blue said...

meiz has a lot of slicing needs

El Padrino said...

everything meiz woe's about he ends up getting for free

Meiz said...

"everyone's a comedian"


Except for you. You're not funny.

blue said...

nba preseason action is fannnnnnnnnnnnnntastic

El Padrino said...

i think Rio is going to win the Olympics because thye have better sex over there

El Padrino said...

"Except for you. You're not funny."

YOU LIE!

Keith S said...

"Whichever team has the most pts out of those 3 categories win 63% of the time.


wins or covers?"



covers

blue said...

damn that rio


i'd rather go to rio for the olympics in 2016 than chicago....chicago smells funny

El Padrino said...

"Michigan: Record low temps -- breaks 1935 cold...

Record low tied at Daytona Beach...

Cold snap fills up homeless shelters in Idaho..."


I hate it when media does weather scare articles

blue said...

it's cold here too

blue said...

that idaho thing is a lie...there are no homeless there

blue said...

cold weather is an IN DE FACE to al gore.


thanks obama

Keith S said...

"Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench."



O:FB has nerve* been stronger

Matt Ryan is no Tom Brady said...

"everything meiz woe's about he ends up getting for free"

Which is why he should start woeing about not getting laid instead of pretending he doesn't really care.

It's ok to put it on a pedestal mize...

Jugdish said...

Which is why he should start woeing about not getting laid instead of pretending he doesn't really care.



he'd end up getting laid by his landlord...like in Kingpin

Keith S said...

WFT TP

Keith S said...

"It's ok to put it on a pedestal mize..."


It's normally LP who has to get up on the pedestal for sexy time

blue said...

meiz really does have the pussy on a pedastal

Jugdish said...

It's normally LP who has to get up on the pedestal for sexy time


chuckle

Keith S said...

If LP put the pussy on a pedestal he'd nerve* get laid

Meiz said...

I'm rooting for a smoker soon. This chick's been oddly friendly lately.

Keith S said...

Oregon might reinstate Blount

blue said...

thanks el as.drino

blue said...

doesn't mize smoke?


then it shouldn't matter if you date a smoker

Meiz said...

Mize is quitting smoking. Only had one grit in my drunkenness yesterday, and chewed gum in the car. Had to have a smoke this morning.

ToddPacker said...

"WFT TP"

strange... looks like a joke

Meiz said...

The chewing gum people have really stepped up their game in the last 10 years. Stride is pretty bomb stuff.

ToddPacker said...

"grit"

::hot sauce::

ToddPacker said...

meiz, you were smoking in the new ride?

blue said...

i think he meant Grik...teejer's buddy

Meiz said...

"meiz, you were smoking in the new ride?"


Yeah. Windows are down, if its not raining.

blue said...

ah the old mexican AC

Meiz said...

grit = square = bomb = pancake = flapjack = cigarette

ToddPacker said...

"Yeah. Windows are down, if its not raining."

even in my smoking days i never smoked in the car or house... it stinks like hell

Keith S said...

"Yeah. Windows are down, if its not raining."

That doesn't keep the smell from staying in the car

Meiz said...

"ah the old mexican AC"


I try not to use the AC

Meiz said...

"That doesn't keep the smell from staying in the car"


I don't have passengers in my car.

Keith S said...

"I don't have passengers in my car."

Ah, forgot about the loner part

Meiz said...

Does Showtime have any good programs besides the NFL show?

ToddPacker said...

"pancake = flapjack"

never heard of that... i used butt, smoke or heater

ToddPacker said...

"Does Showtime have any good programs besides the NFL show?"

dexter

El Padrino said...

Crash and Party Down

mediocre shows

blue said...

confessions of a call girl

El Padrino said...

californication is pretty good

ToddPacker said...

is 'weeds' still on?

Keith S said...

cmk's family likes that Weeds show

ToddPacker said...

"californication is pretty good"

i have watched a few episodes... not bad

Steve said...

dexter, californication and weeds are all quality shows.

Keith S said...

If LP had HBO he could watch this

Steve said...

(HBO - Sopranos) < Showtime

ToddPacker said...

"cmk's family likes that Weeds show"

cmk's family likes cheech and chong... got it

Meiz said...

"never heard of that... i used butt, smoke or heater"


I forgot heater.


Goldmember. Smoke & a pancake. Pancake = flapjack

Keith S said...

piece

Meiz said...

"(HBO - Sopranos) < Showtime"


Good to know.

ToddPacker said...

"(HBO - Sopranos) < Showtime"

curb is back, so maybe hbo = showtime

ToddPacker said...

"Pancake = flapjack"

i don't get the flapjack reference

blue said...

hbo has better movies if you're into that

blue said...

speaking of movies...tem needs to review 2012...looks like somebody took the tent city idea and made a movie out of it

Meiz said...

"i don't get the flapjack reference"


I don't know how else to explain it to you. Anybody else?

Meiz said...

"hbo has better movies if you're into that"


dammit

Meiz said...

I'm getting Showtime free for a year

Just Plain H said...

Jug, did you check out the videos I linked?

Just Plain H said...

Friday wall.

Just Plain H said...

I think I should go to Chestnut Hill on Saturday and punch Lee Corso in the face...

ToddPacker said...

"Jug, did you check out the videos I linked?"

are they videos of your band?

ToddPacker said...

"I think I should go to Chestnut Hill on Saturday and punch Lee Corso in the face..."

corso would beat your ass

Just Plain H said...

Yes TP, they are of my band.

blue said...

are you guys a country band?

ToddPacker said...

"Yes TP, they are of my band."

blocked on the vids, but i'll check them out from home... original songs or covers?

Meiz said...

Is Wesley Welker STILL not playing football?

Just Plain H said...

No we are not a country band. We do one country song.

Meiz said...

"are you guys a country band?"


gtfo, blue

Just Plain H said...

Covers

blue said...

"No we are not a country band. We do one country song."

then jug will not be going here to see this

ToddPacker said...

"Covers"

of what?

blue said...

ha, that's a random band that is similarly named to aitch's

Just Plain H said...

Good job Blueford

Meiz said...

EP, what kind of day is Eli set up for?

ToddPacker said...

"EP, what kind of day is Eli set up for?"

hopefully he gets hurt

Just Plain H said...

Covers mostly of hard rock, but we mix in some classic rock, 70s, 80s, pop, and country.

The videos I linked are covers of "Smooth Criminal", "Higher Ground", and "All Mixed Up"

ToddPacker said...

why creed?

ToddPacker said...

nevermind

ToddPacker said...

i read 'higher ground' as just 'higher'

Just Plain H said...

"creed?"

Higher Ground originally by Stevie Wonder.

Meiz said...

"Higher Ground originally by Stevie Wonder."


This strikes me as being just like "50 Cent, the rapper"

Meiz said...

Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me higher?
To the place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
To the place with golden streets

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I know I said I'd stay away from the Titans but I just can't quit Fisher."

jeebus chris

blue said...

a boston band covering the damn yankees?

blue said...

can you take me high enough
to fly me over yesterday

Just Plain H said...

Chicago eliminated from contention to host 2016 Olympics.

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke that HS footyball vid is on with leather somewhere

Spaceman Spiff said...

rio has naked ladies on the beach and lots of hookers, easy decision

Meiz said...

"deke that HS footyball vid is on with leather somewhere"

gotcha

blue said...

shut up and put your money where your mouf is...that's what you get for waking up in vegas

blue said...

"Chicago eliminated from contention to host 2016 Olympics."

the IOC hates black people

El Padrino said...

"EP, what kind of day is Eli set up for?"

16-24, 212 yards, 1 TD

blue said...

so obama loses another key legislative decision

Spaceman Spiff said...

obama is losing his skillz, couldnt convince them. everyone hates oprah that was a bad idea to get her involved

Meiz said...

Goddman, augers are expensive as all get out. Looks like I might be drilling by hand this year.

El Padrino said...

RHCP covered Higher Ground asswell

blue said...

right handed closing pitchers?


(s)

Just Plain H said...

That's the version we do, EP.

isiah thompson said...

even in my smoking days i never smoked in the Model T or house... it stinks like hell


*fized

isiah thompson said...

Chicago eliminated from contention to host 2016 Olympics.


the FIRST city eliminated


IN YOU FACE! Osama!

isiah thompson said...

europeans can see through Osama's bullshit, americans are slowly catching on.

NS

ToddPacker said...

"europeans can see through Osama's bullshit, americans are slowly catching on."

zeke ♥'s euros?

blue said...

i was rooting against chicago, denver plans to try and get the 2018 winter olympics but only if chicago did not get the summer of 2016

blue said...

euro is a strong currency

isiah thompson said...

i was rooting against chicago, denver plans to try and get the 2018 winter olympics but only if chicago did not get the summer of 2016

aren't the winter olympics in canada soon? doubt they'd go back to north america that soon after.

blue said...

2010 in Vancouver


2014 in lillehammer or someplace

2018 in Denver, it's gonna happen...Denver has already been schmoozing up the ioc i guess.

blue said...

2014 is in Ruske

El Padrino said...

winter olympics should be in benjimida

blue said...

nevermind, just read that the USOC put all its eggs in the 2016 basket and so they didn't put any effort into 2018...fuck them...thanks obama

blue said...

wiki has lots of good info

Spaceman Spiff said...

nevermind, just read that the USOC put all its eggs in the 2016 basket and so they didn't put any effort into 2018...fuck them...thanks obama"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"winter olympics should be in benjimida"

where?

Meiz said...

Bemidji

blue said...

"where?"

near bermuda

blue said...

i caught some of that new ABC show "the middle", basically malcom in the middle in middle america.

takes place in Indiana, and they made reference to how show choir is a huge deal there. Made me think that freak was writing for that show.

isiah thompson said...

near bermuda

it would get lost then


a pool in bermuda is like the anti-christ for tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bemidji"

no shit?

El Padrino said...

THE EGO HAS LANDED
WORLD REJECTS OBAMA: CHICAGO OUT IN FIRST ROUND

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Spaceman Spiff said...

front page WWL pic is hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

El Padrino said...

Obama is on TV tonight, speech will be set around blaming bush for not landing the 2016 winter olympics.

isiah thompson said...

Though the incident at Boise State happened before the start of classes, there probably are few members of our University community who are unaware of the images and media reports of my regrettable actions following the Oregon-Boise State football game. There is no justification for my behavior — not the “heat of the moment,” not the “agony of defeat,” and definitely not anything said or done by an opponent.

Being a student-athlete at the University of Oregon should be about being a good student working to positively represent the University and its football program under coach Chip Kelly, and handling both victories and defeats with sportsmanship, class, and character. That night, I used poor judgment and lost self-control. My actions reflected poorly upon my teammates, our football program, and our University. And for this, I offer my sincerest apologies and heartfelt regrets.

On a personal note, I probably will never be able to erase the memories of the post-game events of that day. Given this, I do not expect to be given a second chance to be a positive and responsible member of the football program and of this community. Going forward, what I hope for is the opportunity to show that I am able to earn a second chance as a University student. And if I am so fortunate, I believe that I also will demonstrate that I am a better man and a better human being for having lived through this unfortunate experience.

Sincerely,

LeGarrette Blount


NFW he wrote that

El Padrino said...

chicago tribune faces are hilarity

El Padrino said...

"NFW he wrote that"

obama wrote it, he just read it aloud from the teleprompter

El Padrino said...

zombieland

det

isiah thompson said...

Obama is on TV tonight, speech will be set around blaming bush for not landing the 2016 winter olympics.

he'll blame it on world wide anti-american sentiment built up during the bush admin.

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

chicagoans are the new wall street guys

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Has there ever been a uniform number that so perfectly describes a player's performance as JaMarcus Russell's No. 2?" "


funny

blue said...

maybe blount wrote that in his creative writing class

blue said...

as an assignment

Meiz said...

The thing is, the world has always hated us

blue said...

if i was a uofo student i'd keep coming up to him and tapping him on the shoulder

blue said...

love it or leave it miser

isiah thompson said...

Obama is just one dissapointment after another.

ns

kodiac said...

"winter olympics should be in benjimida"

that would be suite

ETEO

blue said...

yeah, all the indians would get syphillis or something

El Padrino said...

ever catch yourself singing along to a ridiculous song a lil bit out loud?

happened to me this morning

She's a maneater, waiting on line to pay for my bacon and egg on a roll....

whoa oh here she comes

SHE'S A MANEEAATER

Meiz said...

"love it or leave it miser"


That wasn't a complaint

blue said...

did somebody link all the sophie monk nekkid pics

Meiz said...

Watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Meiz said...

"did somebody link all the sophie monk nekkid pics"


Yes. Freak did.

blue said...

"If Kanye West doesn't regret hijacking Taylor Swift, he will now -- we're told his concert tour with Lady Gaga was scrapped because ticket sales sucked. And "sucked" happens to be a nicer version of the word we were told. And not only that -- our insiders say another factor in the cancellation was West and Gaga's people were at each others throats like their last names were Gosselin.When it came down do it, we're told Gaga decided she'd be better off playing smaller venues ... and far from the headache caused by Kanye's ever present drama"


hilarity...in you face kanye

El Padrino said...

explosion

El Padrino said...

nationals are enfuego

Spaceman Spiff said...

everyone is en fuego coming off a series with the mess

Meiz said...

TFLN is cracking me up today

blue said...

rockies could still end up with the best record in the NL...highly unlikely, but they could

blue said...

flacco @ NE just doesn't feel like a good play

isiah thompson said...

flacco @ NE just doesn't feel like a good play


but that Ravens D does, Brady isn't "Brady" yet.

blue said...

EA's peephole is going to come out in a 2TE set this week

blue said...

yeah, i like the ravens in the game, but belicheat will harass flacco like he did ryan last week

El Padrino said...

i will take baltimore every week until they lose ATS, they ahve retarded numbers

isiah thompson said...

So kimbo got beat?

El Padrino said...

apparentely

El Padrino said...

beth stay away from newer

El Padrino said...

i like my friends more than i like my family

El Padrino said...

i plan to make smores on the grill this weekend

det

El Padrino said...

costco, 24 pk sam adams octoberfest

$26.99

det

El Padrino said...

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