Tuesday, October 06, 2009

CRKTRKT

License Plate

CRKTRKT

I have no clue. It was on an Acura.

Also I saw 1 BRN SON and PNZYWFE. Those were somewhat baffling as well. I understand what 1 BRN SON says, but not exactly sure what that one means.


BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT BERT

Bert won. Good job Bert. Vikes fans are excited, they will be bummed in week 12 when he has fallen apart. It'll happen. I know it will happen, you know it will happen, even Ernie knows it will happen.


tem thoughts

Had dreams last night that made me all "woe" this morning. Not sure what was up with that. Woke up real "woe." I am better now though. It is kind of a weird feeling waking up and feeling like you were betrayed by all of your friends, but not exactly sure why. I think it had something to do with Nazis, Zombies and New York City. My dreams are somewhat messed up.


tem posting

I'm running late, just gonna post this now.

temblings

So Letterman was having an affair? Who cares? What celeb isn't having one? Celebs kind of make me sick with this crap, can't they just be faithful? Actually the more I think about it the more I figure celebs cheat just as much as normal folk. People cheat too much. Quit cheating...cheaters.

Also after much thought I have decided that the landing strip is my favorite. I just thought everyone should know that.

Some IT guy quit here. Everything moves fine without him. He was high level too, probably made like $150K or something. I think IT guys just get paid to stand around until something breaks. If shit is working fine then they are basically worthless. We should just hire one full time IT guy and then outsource the other 5 hours of work that is needed.

I have already lost track of my softball stats, but I think I have gotten out twice in like 10 legit at bats. Legit at bats being non-walks, non sac flys. So I am probably 8 for 10. Of course it is a co-ed league so that makes it a lot easier than As.'s all dude league.

I don't think the Sports Guy's wife should be allowed to be called the Sports Gal. She doesn't even like Sports. Erin Andrews can be the Sports Gal. I guess. Also I read a headline that the FBI arrested some man for filming her. All I can say is this....PARDON THAT MAN. Good lord Obama don't fuck this up. Pardon that man. Good grief, his written request (or video request) for a pardon could just be "COME ON....COME ON" like in Family Guy.

Speaking of Family Guy that show has gotten out there man. They are basically out of references too. They have referenced everything, save my list from a few weeks ago. Still can't believe that stuff hasn't been referenced.

Oh and Inglorious Basterds, weird movie, not really a good date movie. I should have clarified why I was asking about it. My bad.

speaking of movies.

tem movie review

New York, I Love You

Written by, directed by and staring El Pad this is a movie about New York. From its amazing pizza to its coked out hookers this film has it all. El Pad takes you into the town like you have never seen it before. Watch as he starts his own footlong mozz stick stand and see how the locals take to it! Watch how he gets a chub when hsiloelpad sits on his lap then takes it out on his wife. Literally and figureatively. But it isn't all roses and lollipops, there are some bad things in New York too. El Pad has to pay the barber and has to be a Mess fan. Appropriately this movie is for mature audiences only....which means nobody here can watch it.

2 helmet stickers out of 5.

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My Colon Is Fine said...

NY sucks

Beth said...

Hopefully ep is ok with me commenting 1st today, cause it really really bothered me when he wasn't happy when I did that the other day.

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Beth said...

Damn conflicting edits, and damn as.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"PNZYWFE"


Madoff's wife

My Colon Is Fine said...

work time

blue said...

tem should review 2012..the movie about tent city

blue said...

why is the polay in game starting at 2PM PDT?

tem said...

added more shit.

Jugdish said...

even Ernie knows it will happen.



chuckle

Jugdish said...

we don't usually take walks in co-ed softball, at least our guys don't unless we are playing an ultra competitive douchebag team

blue said...

cricket rocket?

El Padrino said...

i was on the other thread screaming wft

El Padrino said...

thanks for the heads up tem

El Padrino said...

"Appropriately this movie is for mature audiences only....which means nobody here can watch it.

2 helmet stickers out of 5."

Roger Ebert says 5 stars

El Padrino said...

guy who's been in the business 25 years just asked me how to spell collateral

and then wonders why i am his boss, like it should go by age or experience

fucking guy

kodiac said...

I have to admit it...I was wrong about Bert. Old man still has something left in the tank

-never thought the Vikes would win a game averaging 2.3 yards per rush (or something like that)

blue said...

"thanks for the heads up tem"


he posted "go"

that was indication enuff

blue said...

yeah, somebody asking EP for spelting advise should not be a boss...for damn sho

El Padrino said...

i have a golf tournament this weekend for work

it's a annual thing, meiz tutor me my handicap is like 35

El Padrino said...

"he posted "go"

that was indication enuff"

i missed that

blue said...

i'm shocked

El Padrino said...

nasa blowing up the moon

El Padrino said...

"In the most profound financial change in recent Middle East history, Gulf Arabs are planning – along with China, Russia, Japan and France – to end dollar dealings for oil, moving instead to a basket of currencies including the Japanese yen and Chinese yuan, the euro, gold and a new, unified currency planned for nations in the Gulf Co-operation Council, including Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi, Kuwait and Qatar."


I refuse to believe this.

tem said...

"we don't usually take walks in co-ed softball"

no choice. it is 1 pitch and if the pitchers throws it behind you then you walk. i pretty much swing at anything, but some pitches just can't be hit. we don't have all stars pitching to us. Ohio pitchers must be the worse.

and you have to go to 2nd on a walk in co-ed.

El Padrino said...

i think china hates us

El Padrino said...

actually i know china hates us

tem said...

"i was on the other thread screaming wft

October 6, 2009 9:49 AM

El Padrino said...
thanks for the heads up tem

October 6, 2009 9:49 AM
"

i posted "go" on the other thread. or something like that.

kodiac said...

I refuse to believe this.

me too; if it's true, wouldn't the price of gas completely explode?

El Padrino said...

"no choice. it is 1 pitch and if the pitchers throws it behind you then you walk. i pretty much swing at anything, but some pitches just can't be hit. we don't have all stars pitching to us. Ohio pitchers must be the worse.

and you have to go to 2nd on a walk in co-ed."

these rules are absurd

El Padrino said...

"me too; if it's true, wouldn't the price of gas completely explode?"

not necessarily, what would defintely happen would be that your one dollar bill will be worth 50 cents maybe less

Jugdish said...

no choice. it is 1 pitch and if the pitchers throws it behind you then you walk. i pretty much swing at anything, but some pitches just can't be hit. we don't have all stars pitching to us. Ohio pitchers must be the worse.


gotchya...different rules somewhat. we start with a 1-1 count. our pitchers aren't that great either...i usually swing at everything asswell

Jugdish said...

guys also go to 2nd on walks in our league

blue said...

guys go to 2nd in every co-ed league i've played in

tem said...

"we start with a 1-1 count."

that's summer rules here.

in the fall/winter it is "Texas Shootout" style.

We call it Texas Shootout even though they probably nerver* play that way in Texas.

Like how in Australia nobody drinks Fosters.

tem said...

guys to 2nd is only in co-ed here.

Beth said...

Anyone here a U2 fan? Going to see them tonight at the GA Dome.

tem said...

U2 sucks

Beth said...

I'm impressed you've heard of them tem.

Beth said...

Alternate response: Your face sucks.

blue said...

who is U2?

are they like UB40?

Meiz said...

"Also after much thought I have decided that the landing strip is my favorite."


Crazy talk

Beth said...

Well I think their lead singer is Sonny Bono or something like that.

Meiz said...

Not sure why I'm still logged into blogger from yesterday.

blue said...

because you're awesome

Beth said...

Blue has a crush on mize, how sweet.

Meiz said...

"it's a annual thing, meiz tutor me my handicap is like 35"


I'd lay money on your handicap being >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 35

El Padrino said...

"I'd lay money on your handicap being >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 35"

nah i've never shot higher than 110

i, like you, have no reason to lie about a golf handicap, i caould care less if i shot 150 i'd tell you i shot 150

El Padrino said...

and i broke 100 twice in my career

Meiz said...

"U2 sucks"


^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Blue has a crush on mize, how suite.


fixed

Jugdish said...

and i broke 100 twice in my career


How'd you do on the back 9?


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tem said...

i break 100 everytime i play.

Meiz said...

"and i broke 100 twice in my career"


Again, I'd bet not. You don't play golf. You play a game similar to golf, but not golf.

El Padrino said...

I obviously don't follow.

El Padrino said...

"How'd you do on the back 9?"

Focus on hitting it long and hard.

Jugdish said...

Again, I'd bet not. You don't play golf. You play a game similar to golf, but not golf.


so we can't use the hand wedge?

tem said...

open faced club sandwich.

tem said...

"Crazy talk"

meiz hates the landing strip?

El Padrino said...

in you face jerry jones

Meiz said...

"in you face jerry jones"


El Padrino

Meiz said...

"meiz hates the landing strip?"


I've never seen it in the wild

Meiz said...

"so we can't use the hand wedge?"


Foot wedge is acceptable

My Colon Is Fine said...

"i caould care less if i shot 150 i'd tell you i shot 150"


So you do care. Got it.

My Colon Is Fine said...

U2 is the worse

Meiz said...

"open faced club sandwich."


Also never seen this in the wild

Meiz said...

Is it just a pile of meat on a slice of bread?

kodiac said...

Is it just a pile of meat on a slice of bread?

ask Homer

My Colon Is Fine said...

""meiz hates the landing strip?"


I've never seen it in the wild"



SBNS

Meiz said...

"SBNS"


Bald is all I know. Now I'm intrigued.

El Padrino said...

oh clifton smiff what did you do

My Colon Is Fine said...

how does kod feel about today's game?

tem said...

"ask Homer"

indeed. Homer knows.

El Padrino said...

"Adam felt strongly that by doing this series he could help other addicts who were at a crisis point to get sober. Adam was fully aware that if it were not for his own sobriety he never would have achieved the level of success and happiness he had found. Helping people in their recovery was a huge part of Adam’s life..."

Yet he died of a drug overdose so what message does that send?

My Colon Is Fine said...

adam from adam & eve?

My Colon Is Fine said...

I don't think he OD'd

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem got some as. yesterday, suite

just dusting off the old mat

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive only been with bald or bush, obviously prefer bald

tem said...

houston hit the 29 board for me.

$320 win. Let the board keeper keep $30 though, so $290 in my pocket.

yay me. yay houston.

tem said...

landing strip > bald > bush

tem said...

"tem got some as. yesterday, suite"

this is technically not true.

but close enough.

Meiz said...

I'l be applying tonight. NS

My Colon Is Fine said...

bush is the worse


/steve

kodiac said...

how does kod feel about today's game?

well, I'm glad we don't have to face Verlander. Still, it hasn't felt like the Twins are going to pull it off...and it still doesn't. Maybe that's a good thing though, since I'm a notorious jinx (ns).

Meiz said...

"ive only been with bald or bush"



bush = dealbreaker

tem said...

"I'l be applying tonight. NS"


The job is no longer available.

The job description you are trying to view is no longer available.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"bush = dealbreaker"

Your* ratarded

El Padrino said...

vagina = dealbreaker


*easy fiz

Beth said...

"bush = dealbreaker"

Isn't that kind of like a man dying of thirst turning down water cause it's from the tap instead of a bottle?

blue said...

so meiz waited too long to apply

blue said...

what if heidi klum was a bush girl..or some other celebrity you think is hot like brad pitt or something

El Padrino said...

i like trimmed

El Padrino said...

selma hayek might rock a mean bush and i'd still eat it with a spoon

My Colon Is Fine said...

mize's dealbreaker comment made me aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

0.4 point win in fantasy is suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

praise purple jeebus

El Padrino said...

is nick barnett half white?

My Colon Is Fine said...

I'm moving to Norway

El Padrino said...

"China has made the biggest strides in improving the well-being of its citizens."

horseshit

My Colon Is Fine said...

Big hitter, the Lama

tem said...

"China has made the biggest strides in improving the well-being of its citizens."

they had a lot of room to improve

Jugdish said...

your face has a lot of room to improve


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blue said...

US ranks 13th...that sucks

El Padrino said...

wow kate beckinsale

Meiz said...

"Your* ratarded"


Sorry. Grosses me out.

El Padrino said...

judge offers sex for leniancy

blue said...

i thought they didn't allow gay dudes to be judges

blue said...

or was that just pope

Meiz said...

"or was that just pope"


There have definitely been gay popes

blue said...

you're a gay pope

El Padrino said...

alligator eats arm

El Padrino said...

i am pretty sure tw is my anniversary

Meiz said...

FB is going crazy today

Meiz said...

"i am pretty sure tw is my anniversary"


You better figure that shit out. Quickfast. Like right now.

Meiz said...

ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!

El Padrino said...

i gotta write a stupid red sox/angels preview

El Padrino said...

"You better figure that shit out. Quickfast. Like right now."

yes, def tomorrow

My jersey is suite said...

yes, def tomorrow

Get her an autographed Gary Carter rookie card.

My jersey is suite said...

or a throw-back Gary Carter Expos jersey

My jersey is suite said...

I know that green bay o-line isn't great but A-Rodg needs to throw the ball away quicker.

throw the ball away mayne

kodiac said...

I know that green bay o-line isn't great but A-Rodg needs to throw the ball away quicker.

throw the ball away mayne

-absolutely; at least 3 of the sacks were on him. I think I only saw him throw the ball away twice....which is crazy considering he was sacked 8 times

kodiac said...

Rodgers was pretty impressive though (ns). I'm a little worried about the NFC North for years to come; between Rodgers, Cutler, and Calvin Johnson....the North might be making a big resurgance

My jersey is suite said...

Don't forget the ratard Stafford.

kodiac said...

yeah, jury is still out on him; but although I feel sorry for Lions fans, I hope he ends up being the second coming of Joey Harrington

My jersey is suite said...

and don't forget about Tavaris Jackson.


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blue said...

stafford looks pretty good.

blue said...

had the lions competitive in the 1st half in Chicago...just couldn't keep up on the 2nd half

blue said...

unfortunately they don't give out wins for halves

blue said...

and at least Joey won games

Jugdish said...

I'm a little worried about the NFC North for years to come; between Rodgers, Cutler, and Calvin Johnson....the North might be making a big resurgance


the vikings should have favre for a few more years

Meiz said...

"at least 3 of the sacks were on him."


3 tops. You can't throw the ball away when Jared Allen is in your face before you can even get the ball shoulder high. Pack needs to go with an 8 man line.

El Padrino said...

kod's talking like the vikings have won 5 straight division titles or something

My jersey is suite said...

3 tops. You can't throw the ball away when Jared Allen is in your face before you can even get the ball shoulder high. Pack needs to go with an 8 man line.


Allen was blocked out of the play on the safety but he came back and got a-rodg.

you can't hold the ball that long in your own endzone.

blue said...

well that sucked

Meiz said...

Kod already forgot about Culpepper's fumbling in the early aughts

Meiz said...

"well that sucked"


Didn't get to fire anybody?

Jugdish said...

well that sucked


don't worry...its rocktober

El Padrino said...

"well that sucked"

Your Chalet in Switzerland caught fire?

El Padrino said...

"well that sucked"

cmblue expecting triplets?

El Padrino said...

"well that sucked"

Your check bounced to Nutri-System?

El Padrino said...

"well that sucked"

You split your pants again?

My Colon Is Fine said...

Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is getting a lot of criticism for throwing consecutive passes to fourth receiver Sam Hurd against Denver standout cornerback Champ Bailey on third and fourth down to end the game in Sunday's 17-10 loss. Is is possible that Romo didn't know it was fourth down? Following the final incomplete pass to end the Cowboys hopes, a video caught on KDFW Fox-4 shows Romo seemingly telling his linemen to line back up. He then flashes three fingers to one of the game officials. After hearing the response, Romo screams and walks off field. If true, Romo apparently forgot about the spike to stop the clock on second down.



hilarity

My Colon Is Fine said...

"Allen was blocked out of the play on the safety but he came back and got a-rodg.

you can't hold the ball that long in your own endzone."


Definitely. Thought the same thing as the play was happening.

Meiz said...

This lady that's about to come in here just ruins my day whenever she shows up. I can't fucking stand this rich bitch. and she laughs exactly like Peter Griffin. Sooo annoying.

My Colon Is Fine said...

"and she laughs exactly like Peter Griffin."



::hank hill::

Meiz said...

"If true, Romo apparently forgot about the spike to stop the clock on second down."


Our QB freshman year was supposed to spike the ball at the end of the last game of the year(our only loss), and instead took a knee. What a dumbass.

kodiac said...

kod's talking like the vikings have won 5 straight division titles or something

how so? because I said I was wrong about Favre, and that he did a good job? Or because I worry about the Bears and Packers having good young QBs?

kodiac said...

or do you have to win 5 straight division titles before you can point out the Lions have not had much success over the past decade?

El Padrino said...

"I'm a little worried about the NFC North for years to come; between Rodgers, Cutler, and Calvin Johnson....the North might be making a big resurgance"

"how so? because I said I was wrong about Favre, and that he did a good job? Or because I worry about the Bears and Packers having good young QBs?"

no just sounds like you meant oh shit the nfc north is catching up with the vikes

kodiac said...

no just sounds like you meant oh shit the nfc north is catching up with the vikes

ah, I see. I didn't mean it that way, but I can see where it can be taken that way (ns)

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

wft

Jugdish said...

wft


I am not phased by this


/mize

Steve said...

"wft"

There is nothing scarier than crazy ass white folk.

tem said...

someone in my $$ league just proposed this trade to me.


Nobody for Derrick Mason.

El Padrino said...

do it

Steve said...

Katrina Bowden


Hot blonde chick from 30 Rock.

tem said...

"do it"

i'd be giving up derrick mason and getting nobody.

El Padrino said...

i'm kidding

El Padrino said...

spiff please accept my sincerest apology for this

but i'm picking the angels to win

blue said...

is tyler gonna let me post my NL playoff preview tomorrow?

tem said...

probably not because you hate black people.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Our QB freshman year was supposed to spike the ball at the end of the last game of the year(our only loss), and instead took a knee. What a dumbass."

hilarity, did you finally get to watch that vid that zeke mentioned about the dude spiking the ball

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff please accept my sincerest apology for this"

they cant be jinxed more than they already are against the sux

My jersey is suite said...

they cant be jinxed more than they already are against the sux



EP's not jinzing* them because he said he's "picking" them, not "betting" on them.

the bet is the jinz

My Colon Is Fine said...

Our QB freshman year was supposed to spike the ball at the end of the last game of the year(our only loss), and instead took a knee. I was the best player in the school but the coach wouldn't let me play. What a dumbass.


*fized

My Colon Is Fine said...

"There is nothing scarier than crazy ass white folk."

crazy ass asians are pretty scary

My jersey is suite said...

Our QB freshman year was supposed to spike the ball at the end of the last game of the year(our only loss), and instead took a knee. What a dumbass, George was pissed.

*fized

My Colon Is Fine said...

Emma was described as a fan of Horrorcore and had met McCroskey through their mutual affection for the little-known music genre. Police said she invited McCroskey to fly from his northern California home, stay with her in Virginia and then attend the Strictly for the Wicked Festival, a Horrorcore fest in Michigan featuring bands with names like Dismembered Fetus and Phrozen Body Boy.

Nobody saw what would come next.




Yeah, it's shocking that a dude who sings "horrorcore" and listens to bands called Dismembered Fetus and Phrozen Body Boy would kill people

Meiz said...

"hilarity, did you finally get to watch that vid that zeke mentioned about the dude spiking the ball"


Yeah. Idiots, I tell ya.

My jersey is suite said...

I love Dismembered Fetus.

Meiz said...

"but the coach wouldn't let me play."


I was pretty clueless as to how to play football. And I was kinda little.

El Padrino said...

"There is nothing scarier than crazy ass white folk."

butt fucking black judges that rock bow ties are no walk in the park either

Jugdish said...

I was pretty clueless as to how to play football. And I was kinda little, and I got elbowed in the kidney a lot


fixed

Meiz said...

"I love Dismembered Fetus."


A little butter, a little garlic, MANGIA!

My Colon Is Fine said...

"butt fucking black judges that rock bow ties are no walk in the park either"


ISBNS that this came from LP

Jugdish said...

ISBNS that this came from LP


hilarity...wasn't even sure what to say that one

El Padrino said...

"hilarity...wasn't even sure what to say that one"

from the article i linked

you think i made that up?

My jersey is suite said...

I was pretty clueless as to how to play football. And I was kinda little. Plus I was concentrating on my future in the NBA and PGA tour, and deluxe's bean-bag.

*fized

El Padrino said...

El Padrino said...
judge offers sex for leniancy

October 6, 2009 11:47 AM


^^^^^^^^THAT^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

from the article i linked

you think i made that up?



I didn't read that article...i just assumed i already had

s

My jersey is suite said...

A little butter, a little garlic, a little hot sauce (just an ounce) MANGIA!

*fized

My Colon Is Fine said...

"you think i made that up?"


Stranger things have happened

My jersey is suite said...

"you think i made that up?"



that's how I roll


/deke

blue said...

fucking bowties

My Colon Is Fine said...

zeke is being generous with his bet payoff

Meiz said...

HILARITY




"I usually like to jerk off while in the shower, don't judge, I shit naked too. Anywho I was whacking it in the shower when I was rudely interrupted by my wife, not once, not twice, but three times. So my balls are look like a couple of smurfs doing MMA and 30 minutes have passed and I like myself a hot shower. I decide to finish the mission, and give myself a little help in the prostate area to speed it along. Just as I start to spat and wash my latest shower vixen down the drain, I fucking black out fall out of the shower onto the tile like a ton a bricks. My wife comes rushing in and there I lay, my asshole throbbing like nobody's business, my cocknballs swollen and me coming too. I had to lie to her, I had to make some lame shit up and she bought it. I laid there for nearly 15 minutes until my asshole stopped hurting. You're goddam right I do it again! DAMN RIGHT!"

Isiah Thompson said...

good call deke

My Colon Is Fine said...

sounds like an L Padrino story

Isiah Thompson said...

sounds like an L Padrino story


I went to his blog to see if it was him

NS

El Padrino said...

me and that dude have alot in common, save for the prostate maneuver

tem said...

he should have asked his wife to finish it.

tem said...

she came in there 3 times for a reason.

My Colon Is Fine said...

wife's* don't finish anything

tem said...

they do like once a year. maybe that was his once.

tem said...

by the by, cricket rocket was what i came up with too for the license plate.

Meiz said...

"me and that dude have alot in common, save for the prostate maneuver"


YOU LIE!

My Colon Is Fine said...

cricket racket

My Colon Is Fine said...

crackt rocket

My Colon Is Fine said...

car kit rocket

My Colon Is Fine said...

blockt

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