Wednesday, October 14, 2009

892.

Man, it is FREEZING over here. Must be at least 65 degrees outside. FREEZING.

I was reading this article yesterday, and it brought up a good point; two months ago, did you really think that the Broncos would be 5-0? They hired a rookie head coach who pissed off their star QB, who then demanded a trade and was shipped off for a scrub replacement; their star receiver then demanded a trade and was relegated at one point to the practice squad; throw in a rookie starting Running Back and everyone thought this was going to be a hot mess. Somehow, they're 5-0. Like the article said, they've got a rough schedule for the next couple of games and then it evens out a little, but I think they can easily win their division mainly because of their good start. And the fact that the Chargers are playing terrible. I thought the Broncos were headed to the basement of a bad division before the season started, but they have pretty much surprised everyone. They can still choke though, because you just can't trust any team from Denver nowadays.

So I was driving home yesterday and they were talking about Rush trying to buy the Rams. At first, I thought that would be totally awesome, but then I thought, "Wait, they're Canadian, wouldn't they be more interested in buying a hockey team?" Then they said it was Rush Limbaugh. So that was boring and I changed the channel. I think it would be totally rad if Rush, the band, bought the Rams.

Stephen Jackson got into it with some replacement refs and then told Nellie he didn't want to be Captain anymore. You stay classy Stephen.

NLCS: Dodgers vs. Cheesesteaks starts tomorrow. Obviously, I am rooting for the Dodgers. I am worried about the starting pitching on both sides. Philly is strong, the Dodgers are not, but they've gotten strong starts from bizarre places lately. Both offenses are potent and can score a lot of runs in a short amount of time, but the one thing that I like that the Dodgers have in their favor is the bullpen. It's gonna be an interesting series.

ALCS: Angles* vs. Yanks starts Friday. Girardi says he might go with the 3-man starting rotation again. Both bullpens have their problems. That Yankee offense is nice, but the Angles score in creative ways. Again, I think it's going to be a very good series.

Wade Phillips is not ready to make Miles Austin a starter. Yeah, he's going to keep rolling with Roy Williams and Patrick Crayton. This is why the Cowboys are a debacle. I know they've got a lot invested in Roy Williams, but it's time to cut your losses. He's just not going to be a #1 receiver. Maybe Austin isn't either, he's done more in one game than Roy Williams has done in his entire Cowboy career. And he singlehandedly won that game for the 'Boys. And yeah, I know he did that against the Chiefs, but I don't think Roy Williams could have done that against the Chiefs. That's all I'm sayin'.

In other news, DirecTV apparently deleted ESPN Classic from whatever package I subscribe to and didn't teerll me. I was a little pissed about it until I realized that I now get NBA TV, and then I remembered that I barely ever watch ESPN Classic, so it was actually good news.

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Beth said...

Rush the band buying the Rams is hilarity. Well done T.

Beth said...

And this from H on LOVad yesterday: "I got laid 3 times today and I'm still sitting here thinking 'I need to get laid.' Maybe I'm a sex addict..."

I guess that gives new meaning to O:FB. But seriously, I wasn't getting laid 3 times in 1 day even during my slut phase. I'm impressed H.

ToddPacker said...

"I wasn't getting laid 3 times in 1 day even during my slut phase."

slut phase sounds exciting

ToddPacker said...

why is meiz rooting for the yanks to sweep?

ToddPacker said...

freak's "heiz" comment made me laugh

tem said...

called in sick today. going to work from home. so now it is nap time.

Beth said...

Yeah, "heiz" was pretty funny.

Beth said...

"called in sick today"

So the woe continues I see.

tem said...

yeah my email in to say i was sick was just

woe

tem said...

yeah my email in to say i was sick was just

woe

tem said...

and that needed said twice apparently

tem said...

when is Hs big show?

tem said...

good post freak

ToddPacker said...

tem's email:

i'm not going to make in in today. i got loaded before and after softball last night and feel like meiz's liver right now. I would prefer to LoV errr work from the comfort of my own bedskirted bed.

thanks and regards,
tem

Jugdish said...

I would prefer to LoV errr work from the comfort of my own bedskirted bed.


chuckle

ToddPacker said...

when is meiz moving to chicago?

ToddPacker said...

will he become a cubs fan when he moves?

Beth said...

Early morning wall.

Keef said...

that was a big wall

Beth said...

Nobody to woe, that's why.

El Padrino said...

"I'm impressed H."

only if it's 3 different chicks would i be impressed

El Padrino said...

entire El Pad clan sick

woe

El Padrino said...

The Phillies will face the Los Angeles Dodgers in the NLCS beginning tomorrow night. Should the Phillies win that series (perish the thought), they would host the AL champions in Game 4 of the World Series that night.

I might be losing it, but when did they start scheduling WS games in November….?

Either way, all you out-of-market Giant fans get gypped. The Giants-Eagles game was to air nationally on FOX. Now it will only air regionally. It will be replaced by Minnesota at Green Bay. How convenient.



WFT

blue said...

phillies suck

ToddPacker said...

phillies are the worse*

ToddPacker said...

"Giants-Eagles"

who cares

ToddPacker said...

how much huston street bashing is going on in denver, blue?

Jugdish said...

I might be losing it, but when did they start scheduling WS games in November….?


they gave the yanks what, 6 days off between the last series and this one? it won't be long before they are playing a ws game 7 in december

blue said...

there is some, but most people have just moved on to the Broncos now.

it's not the ryan howard at bat that bothers most people, it's walking chase utley in front of him...have to make him at least earn his way on base.

ToddPacker said...

i'm 4-1 in my $$ league and my team is terrible.... thanks you pj

El Padrino said...

lil monkey dolls

kodiac said...

It will be replaced by Minnesota at Green Bay. How convenient.

seriously dough...who did not see that one coming. After the GB-Minni Monday Night game set all sorts of records, it was pretty much a given

ToddPacker said...

"it's walking chase utley in front of him"

a couple of close calls in that AB didn't go street's way

El Padrino said...

cmep asking me if there are any storms out there, like i'm a fucking meterologist

El Padrino said...

"seriously dough...who did not see that one coming. After the GB-Minni Monday Night game set all sorts of records, it was pretty much a given"

thought nbc would flex it down to sunday night

Jugdish said...

jug injury update: x-ray on arm shows everything is healing nicely...no need to go back to doc. cleared to resume light weight workouts on the arm...no pushups or pullups for at least a month though.

ToddPacker said...

"lil monkey dolls"

hangin with meiz at the haus too long

kodiac said...

thought nbc would flex it down to sunday night

I don't think NBC can flex until later this season

ToddPacker said...

"cleared to resume light weight workouts on the arm...no pushups or pullups for at least a month though"

jug should start roiding up

El Padrino said...

"lil monkey dolls"

hangin with meiz at the haus too long"

they look like mini monkey's

Jugdish said...

jug should start roiding up



I'll go visit Pettitte's dad in Pasadena...he has some hookups

El Padrino said...

my anaconda dont want noe unless you got buns hun

ToddPacker said...

looking at the espn headlines on the right side of their page one reads:

"latest mess costs warrior’s jackson captain title"

i clicked the link thinking it was an article about the mets (ns)

Beth said...

"lil monkey dolls"

Let me guess, you're dressing bgep in black face for Halloween.

Beth said...

"i clicked the link thinking it was an article about the mets (ns)"

Hilarity that that is NS.

ToddPacker said...

beth should have tolt* some of her "slut phase" stories in her spot start on monday

Keef said...

sleepy

Jugdish said...

sleepy

keep drinking

Steve said...

"lil monkey dolls"

El Padrino said...

I'm not a racist.

El Padrino said...

didnt mean monkey in a racist way, i meant she looks like a monkey, the animal

Keef said...

LP is by far the biggest racist here

Keef said...

"didnt mean monkey in a racist way, i meant she looks like a monkey, the animal"


Oh, well that makes it ok.

s

El Padrino said...

i am so not a racist

Keef said...

I didn't mean spook in a racist way. I meant that it's close to Halloween

ToddPacker said...

"LP is by far the biggest racist here"

i disagree

Jugdish said...

LP is by far the biggest racist here

he should join that team of people buying the Rams


s

Keef said...

Maybe racist was the wrong word. Bigot maybe?

El Padrino said...

"During high school, he got a doctor's note to excuse him from physical education. After years of overeating and under-exercising, he ballooned to around 360 pounds and felt depressed but now at 23 years old and a muscular 204 pounds, he has kept his excess weight off for five years and sports a rippling six-pack."


you can do it meiz!

El Padrino said...

::Swimming by keef's bait::

Keef said...

"::Swimming by keef's bait::"


I'm not fishing

El Padrino said...

"he should join that team of people buying the Rams"

pretty sure David Checketts owned part of the Knicks at one point

El Padrino said...

"I'm not fishing"

right, you're baiting

Steve said...

::Swimming by keef's bait on my way to the clan meeting::

*fixed

Keef said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"Red": "I always said when I grow up I would build a house for my old lady with a cement roof and plaster and paint on the walls. I dreamed I'd be able to give her money to go to the supermarket every week."

wft

from this chilling article, right up Pablo's alley medellin

Keef said...

For jug

Beth said...

"beth should have tolt* some of her "slut phase" stories in her spot start on monday"

Not much to tell, I was pissed off at my mom and the world and had already been living on my own for a couple years when I decided I'd show everyone how independent I could be. Of course I was like 20 at the time but still not the best decisions.

Not exactly the details you were looking for were they? :-)

El Padrino said...

"Not exactly the details you were looking for were they? :-)"

give me a number

Keef said...

I guess it's just a NY thing

Keef said...

59 1/2

Jugdish said...

For jug


i wonder if they make that for the google phone...

blue said...

"a couple of close calls in that AB didn't go street's way"

yeah, there was on pitch that looked a whole hell of a lot like strike 3 and even utley thought he was about to be called out looking

Beth said...

"give me a number"

Well I would but Keith already took the obvious response of 5' 9 & 1/2.

Keef said...

"i wonder if they make that for the google phone..."


Oh. Thought you had the iphone

Jugdish said...

Well I would but Keith already took the obvious response of 5' 9 & 1/2.



how about an over/under line? we can guess it like the skittles over/under...except with black and white

ToddPacker said...

"yeah, there was on pitch that looked a whole hell of a lot like strike 3 and even utley thought he was about to be called out looking"

yup

Jugdish said...

Oh. Thought you had the iphone



they have a lot of the same apps...i have a booze meter on my phone that is supposed to tell you if you are OK to drive. not sure how the cops feel about that one...

blue said...

what's a google phone?

Keef said...

Sources: Vinatieri needs surgery, out six weeks


O:FI

El Padrino said...

"59 1/2"

happy bday tp!

Keef said...

john wooden is old

Jugdish said...

what's a google phone?

a phone, made by google...for T-mobile

ToddPacker said...

i've heard that t-moblie is terrible... any truth to that jug?

ToddPacker said...

"moblie" is funny

ToddPacker said...

feels like a taco bell day... might try the black taco

Beth said...

"how about an over/under line? we can guess it like the skittles over/under...except with black and white"

Even I wanted to (and I don't) I couldn't play that game. I didn't bother keeping score like guys apparently do.

All I remember are some of the faces and basic details, like that short guy in NY in denial about his height, that sad woeful guy in WI, that rock star guy in MA, the clumsy rocket scientist, the as. in AZ, the guy in AZ who quit on me just as we were about to get started, the kinky guy who insisted I keep my socks on, the old man in FL, the rich guy in CO and the guy in WV who promised to have sex with me but then changed his mind.

Beth said...

Wait a minute...

Keef said...

i've heard that moblie phones are a fad... any truth to that jug?


*fized

ToddPacker said...

nice work, beth

El Padrino said...

suite

Jugdish said...

i've heard that t-moblie is terrible... any truth to that jug?


i haven't had any problems with them at all, and their customer service has been pretty good too. I'm right by a big city though...

ToddPacker said...

"i've heard that moblie phones are a fad... any truth to that jug?


*fized"

"moblie phones" is funny too

Keef said...

"feels like a taco bell day... might try the black taco"


Make sure to eat a banana with it

/LP

ToddPacker said...

"Make sure to eat a banana with it"

funny

Jugdish said...

hilarity by beth

Jugdish said...

feels like a movie at lunch day...Transformers 2

ToddPacker said...

"Transformers 2"

boooooo

Beth said...

Transformers 2 = club thumb

Jugdish said...

Transformers 2 = club thumb


i think i can look past that...although i will be looking for it

Keef said...

Haven't seen T2 yet

El Padrino said...

fergie bought some dolphins too

El Padrino said...

"Haven't seen T2 yet"

saw this in 1991, it was great

El Padrino said...

"Fergie's minority stake in the team was approved at Tuesday's ownership meetings in Boston, per Sean Leahy of USA Today."

now the fins are fergilicious

ToddPacker said...

"now the fins are fergilicious"

wonder how the marlins will do under the new ownership?

Keef said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"wonder how the marlins will do under the new ownership?"

marlins are fish

dolphins have fins

science

El Padrino said...

didnt you guys go to marine biology class?

blue said...

"feels like a taco bell day... might try the black taco"

i was not imprest

i didn't like the sauce they put in it...beth might enjoy that taco though

Keef said...

Dol-"phins"


it's science

Jugdish said...

didnt you guys go to marine biology class?


its official...ep = george costanza

blue said...

i found myself eye to eye with the great fish....


mammal...


whatever..

Meiz said...

"ToddPacker said...

when is meiz moving to chicago?"


Stop it. Never. This why is an erroneous question.

Chicago is awful.

El Padrino said...

exactly

Beth said...

I don't get it, who is George Costanza?

/tem

El Padrino said...

to blue, exaclty to blue

Keef said...

"This why is an erroneous question."


suite

blue said...

"Chicago is awful."

they have their own ESPN site so it can't be all bad

Keef said...

Chicago offers too much opportunity. Mize scoffs at opportunity

El Padrino said...

Chicago is like a mini nyc but with nicer people

Jugdish said...

Chicago is like a mini nyc but with nicer people



Caput Mini?

Keef said...

and better pizza & hot dogs

Jugdish said...

and better pizza & hot dogs



^
That

El Padrino said...

"and better pizza & hot dogs"

there is no pizza in chicago

Meiz said...

"This why is an erroneous question."


"suite"


I couldn't come up with anything other than HDH. I committed to it, and let it fly.

That's how I roll

Keef said...

I hope ND gets kilt this weekend

El Padrino said...

"I couldn't come up with anything other than HDH. I committed to it, and let it fly."

i committ all the time to hdh

Keef said...

mize
Is your girl from the reunion the one that you commented on the FB pic?

Keef said...

"i committ all the time to hdh"

like right there?

Keef said...

I have ♥burn

Beth said...

"and better pizza & hot dogs"

And a Felony Franks don't forget.

blue said...

committ lazenges will help meiz quit smoking

Meiz said...

John Heyman left Prince Fielder completely off his NL MVP ballot. This shit needs to be voted on by the players & coaches. Not the writers.

El Padrino said...

who won

mauer/pujols?



ABJ campaign

Keef said...

Poo-holes is the MVP and everyone else is vying for 10th place

ToddPacker said...

"and better pizza & hot dogs"


crazy talk

Meiz said...

"Is your girl from the reunion the one that you commented on the FB pic?"

Not sure which one you're talking about.

I don't think so.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Both bullpens have their problems."

yankess are pretty damn solid with hughes-rivera

Meiz said...

I'm going with a definitive no, Keith

El Padrino said...

pizza muffin

El Padrino said...

"yankess are pretty damn solid with hughes-rivera"

joba too

El Padrino said...

"Bye bye Booty"

vikes cut booty

El Padrino said...

i will not allow a wall today

Jugdish said...

Bye bye Booty



/mize



s

Meiz said...

Keith is scrounging through the mize fb challenge

El Padrino said...

can't wait to get h's shipment

El Padrino said...

aw damn

blue said...

"pizza muffin"

had these at Old Chicago the other night...they use dough like cinnamon roll dough...fucking HDH


they had buffaro wing ones too that were superb

Isiah Thompson said...

lots o'hilarity this am

congrats to all those involved

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant get enough of this chick

El Padrino said...

i wanna sniff that shit

Isiah Thompson said...

"C": You know you messed up when you go to the wake and see people crying and you know it's your fault. But I don't back down from a killing because I know if somebody comes after me they won't back down."


stone cone

Isiah Thompson said...

nice post freak, you've in a grove kid

Isiah Thompson said...

groove, tejus*

Meiz said...

I don't even know who that chick is

El Padrino said...

A Tem Special:

"Where to Hide If Bonds Fall"

Under the bed?

blue said...

your mom

blue said...

"Where to Hide If Bonds Fall"


just watch out for his big head

Spaceman Spiff said...

"groove, tejus*"

also 'you've'

Isiah Thompson said...

also 'you've'


I AM LEGEND

Isiah Thompson said...

college hoops soon


DET

Spaceman Spiff said...

no interest at all

Meiz said...

I had some insane dreams last night. Homeboy woke up sweating 3 different times.

El Padrino said...

"I had some insane dreams last night. Homeboy woke up sweating 3 different times."

Hairy pussy was chasing you down an alley?

Meiz said...

"Hairy pussy was chasing you down an alley?"

stolen car, rat in apartment, applying for Breers GM job dreseu up as a fucking Muppet.

blue said...

hilarity

Meiz said...

*dressed

blue said...

those make you sweat?

maybe turn the thermostat down some son

El Padrino said...

good sully read

Spaceman Spiff said...

teams in the championship series are in the top 9 in payroll

IN YOU FACE ep

El Padrino said...

Major U.S. banks and securities firms are on pace to pay their employees about $140 billion this year -- a record high that shows compensation is rebounding despite regulatory scrutiny of Wall Street's pay culture.



IN YOU FACE OBAMA! EAD

blue said...

best players cost more

blue said...

its science

Isiah Thompson said...

Major U.S. banks and securities firms are on pace to pay their employees about $140 billion this year -- a record high that shows compensation is rebounding despite regulatory scrutiny of Wall Street's pay culture.



IN YOU FACE OBAMA! EAD


not good, it gives him a reason to raise taxes to pay for all his BS.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the fuck

the child lost consciousness after being shoved to the ground for urinating in his pants at dinner, the report stated. Alicea told investigators he first tried CPR and then poured a pot of boiling water on the youngster's face to try to revive him

hope he enjoys buttrape

El Padrino said...

lol, buttrape

Isiah Thompson said...

and then poured a pot of boiling water on the youngster's face to try to revive him


still aitching about this

El Padrino said...

"urinating in his pants at dinner"

the first death by piss ice?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"stolen car, rat in apartment, marrying chicago girl and becoming a cubs fan"

*fized

blue said...

"i pushed him in his head and he lost consciousness"

that's a hell of a push

Meiz said...

"and becoming a cubs fan"



NEVER

Isiah Thompson said...

"good sully read"

great read, thanks for linking

ns

blue said...

grate reed, thans of lickin

*fized

Steve said...

"that's a hell of a push"

no kidding. I think normal people call that a punch.

Isiah Thompson said...

grate reed, thans of lickin

*fized

could ficks

blue said...

i know my hand always swells up after pushing somebody

Isiah Thompson said...

Hoping to prevent brain damage, doctors used a specialized blanket to cool Kathie's body to 91.4 degrees Fahrenheit, a process called therapeutic hypothermia.


IN YOU FACE! whoever said there isn't intentional hypothermia

Isiah Thompson said...

I have ♥burn


too much franzia?

Steve said...

al Qaeda is broke.

blue said...

"IN YOU FACE! whoever said there isn't intentional hypothermia"

yep, i pointed out they used it on that TE from the bills to prevent swelling and nerve damage in his spinal injury

Isiah Thompson said...

Anyone want to buy a football stadium?

If you have the cash, you might be lucky enough to be the high bidder for the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Detroit Lions played for 26 years.

After spending $1.5 million a year to maintain the structure, the city of Pontiac has agreed to get rid of it for any price.

blue said...

tem is not a doctor, so he's not up to date on intentional hypothermia

blue said...

"After spending $1.5 million a year to maintain the structure, the city of Pontiac has agreed to get rid of it for any price."


LoV should buy it...i'll throw in 3.86 i have left on a Visa giftcard

Steve said...

Therapeutic Hypothermaia

Isiah Thompson said...

Yesterday's article about the absurd price of chicken wings certainly got a response.
Reader Mike Kramer wanted to know why, if the wings now cost more than the breast, restaurants seem to be charging more for boneless wings. "Are they losing margin on the real wings or just ripping off the customer who prefers white meat?" Mike asked.

Then I got a note from someone who really knows what he's talking about.

His name is David Maloni and he's the principal for the American Restaurant Association.

Here's what he had to say about wing prices:

My personal opinion is that chicken wings are an “event.” And “event” dining, especially relatively inexpensive “event” dining, will continue to do pretty well with a challenged consumer.

Capacity is still being reduced. Chicken production this year is anticipated to decline as an annual average by roughly 4 percent. This will mark the first annual decline in US chicken production in 34 years. Chicken exports are mediocre and chicken breast demand remains very soft, so even though we are experiencing record wholesale wing prices, chicken producer margins remain challenged which suggests that capacity may continue to be reduced.

Chicken wings may be the canary in the coal mine for other foods in the coming years. Beef production, pork production, and dairy production will all decline this year and likely next year as well.

Believe it or not, this is all traced back to inflated crude oil prices and the growth of bio fuels, especially ethanol, as inflated feed prices are really the impetus behind the overall food production declines and the major chicken producer filing for bankruptcy earlier this year.

Meiz said...

I have $9.10 on a gift card. And a $25 Outback gift card.


I'm in for $34.10!

JFreak said...

If we buy it, can we blow it up?

El Padrino said...

oil controls all

Meiz said...

"If we buy it, can we blow it up?"


No. LOV Picnic site.

El Padrino said...

meiz is smat

El Padrino said...

blockt

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