Tuesday, October 27, 2009

1GRL 2NV

License Plate

Sometimes I over think these things. Saw 1GRL 2NV on my way to work. I was figuring she was 1 girl on her way to Nevada. I wanted to tell her that she was going East, which is not the way to Nevada. Then I figured this is a girl El Pad would like. Well I didn't get the waist down El Pad vision view, but the top was ok. Plus she wants to go to Nevada and she had that "I'd let you eat a burrito off me" look on her face. Yep, that is a look. It is like the "Stop talking to me" look, except there is a slight smile hidden in that mean look. It is hard to detect and takes a trained eye, but it can be done.

Anyway, so this is one girl on her way to Nevada but she is taking the long route by going east. So she must have a lot of money. So, rich, likes burritos, likes gambling, that's one girl to envy.

clipper talk

Seriously? Wow. Blake is out weeks with a broken kneecap? Is it April Fool's and nobody told me? That franchise can't buy a break. Well you know a metaphorical break. They can get broken kneecaps and bones all day long. I am starting to feel sorry for them. I'd have felt sorry for them a long time ago if their owner wasn't a giant Boner. And not the giant boner that Beth likes to see. I mean he is a giant version of Mike Seaver's best friend. Like 20 feet tall and what not. I have no clue what store a giant Boner like that shops out but I am sure I don't shop there.

NHL Update

Pittsburgh and Colorado have the most points so they must be the best teams. This being a sports blog we should know who is winning NHL. Now we do. Unless I lied.

World Series Preview

Umm, Yanks in 5. There will be some pitching and hitting and catching and fielding and runs and the Yanks will score more of those.

Indians Talk

Is it too late for them to hire Lou Brown? I don't know why they got rid of him.

IRTM*

Movie Review

The House of the Devil


Good lord when will this reality show crap end? Now they are making movies about building houses. I know this Extreme Makeover show employs Freak and I am glad to see him getting some $$$ but they didn't need to make a movie about it. And why did they pick the Devil's house? Why not the Super Devil? He rides a fiery motorcycle and carries a jar of marmalade, much more interesting than the regular devil.

In any case it is clear that Freak did not work on this one because the sound was way off. I am going to write in a suggest that this company use Freak for all boom mic purposes. I ask you all to do the same. Tell the producers of this movie that home makeover shows should not be movies and if they are going to do a show they shouldn't do one about the devil. Nobody wants to see his house, he doesn't need the press or free advertising.

It wasn't all bad in this show though. There was a chick carpenter and since it was the devil's house bad things kept happening to her. And by bad I mean some things that a viewer removed from the situation would enjoy watching. Like if you were watching it live it would feel uncomfortable, but if you were watching it in the comfort of your own home then you might say, "haha she got what she wanted anyway. That's right it is opposite world down here in hell (where it was filmed). No means Yes down here." But since it is a movie, even a reality movie, I am sure it was scripted. All those shows, even ones where the devil rapes a carpenter chick are fake. And seriously, she got what she deserved, that's why men are carpenters and women bake tasty treats. If some chick is going to wear a tool belt then she is just asking for the devil to make unwelcome advances....you know because they clearly are really welcome.

half a helmet sticker out of 5.



*IRTM (it's real to me)

723 comments:

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Beth said...

Tem, ISWYDT about the license plate and your last sentence about it. That may be a little too slick for LOV though.

blue said...

thanks for the heads up on the new post as.

/lp

Who Dey said...

tem's reader did that...assuming his reader also writes his posts

Beth said...

See, I thought there was a good reason I don't wear a tool belt and thanks to tem I now know it - apparently that's not only asking to get raped but if you do you totally deserve it.

Who knew LOV could be so educational?

Beth said...

"tem's reader did that...assuming his reader also writes his posts"

He probably has a writer for that.

Who Dey said...

a buddy of mine apparently hit a ten team parlay in bodog, he bet 1.77 and won something like 1100.

blue said...

jug knows that reading = righting*

blue said...

that's a pretty good win

Beth said...

But is that buddy selling his picks on ebay?

Who Dey said...

But is that buddy selling his picks on ebay?

negative...but maybe he should

tem said...

i gave heads up.

i said go fight win on the last post.

tem said...

hitting a 10 team parlay is suite.

tem said...

"ISWYDT about the license plate and your last sentence about it."

i knew you'd get it.

you are smrt.

blue said...

i knew you'd get it...you're the only one who actually reads this drivel

*fized


WASD

ToddPacker said...

"That may be a little too slick for LOV though"

beth thinks LoV is ratarted?

ToddPacker said...

WASD - with a slight disrespect?

Beth said...

beth knows LoV is ratarted

*fixed

blue said...

TP is good at the acronym game.

he's the opposite of LP

Who Dey said...

LP


::small fry::


/LP

Meiz said...

I'm bad at the acronym game

tem said...

drivel is C-.

this is D-.


don't call my stuff drivel.

tem said...

apparently i have to cook dinner for cgtis tonight. any menu suggestions?


this ought to be hilarious.

Who Dey said...

any menu suggestions?


order out...put it on your plates

done and done

steak is always a good option...dazzle her with the ounce of hot sauce.

Who Dey said...

any menu suggestions?


cheesesteak!


/Rev

Who Dey said...

any menu suggestions?


Tube steak!


/steve

tem said...

olive garden

/LP

tem said...

mac n cheese and ramen noodles

/keefstake

Who Dey said...

cgtis: can you warm this up in the microwave for me?


tem: this might not work out

Keef said...

"O:FLA"

What did Florida do?

/LP

Who Dey said...

mac n cheese and ramen noodles

/keefstake



hilarity

Keef said...

So the Clippers owner played Boner on Growing Pains?

tem said...

"order out...put it on your plates"

this might be the leader right now.

"steak is always a good option"

steak is a possibility but i am not sure i want to get the grill out. i could cook it inside, but when i do that the place gets too smokey.

Who Dey said...

just give her a handful of cheerios in a plastic bag

Keef said...

apparently i have to cook dinner for cgtis tonight. any menu suggestions?


this oat to be hilarious.



*fized

tem said...

"So the Clippers owner played Boner on Growing Pains?"

no he is a giant version of Boner.

tem said...

"just give her a handful of cheerios in a plastic bag"

hilarious.

but i am out of cheerios.

Keef said...

Make her pasta from scratch with homemade marinara

/LP

tem said...

pasta and garlic bread is a thought.

seems too easy though.

Keef said...

are you looking for difficult?

Keef said...

Make her some chicken & waffles

/steve

tem said...

i am looking for something easy, but that doesn't seem easy.

steak is like that. seems nice, ooohh steak dinner, but steak is easy to cook.

Who Dey said...

seems too easy though.



then bake her one of those motorcycle cakes for dessert

Keef said...

"i am looking for something easy, but that doesn't seem easy.

steak is like that. seems nice, ooohh steak dinner, but steak is easy to cook"


meatloaf

tem said...

she is bringing dessert

ToddPacker said...

"then bake her one of those motorcycle cakes for dessert"

hilarity

tem said...

i have nerve* cooked meatloaf.

Keef said...

"she is bringing dessert"

Whipped cream?

tem said...

"whipped cream?"

or cool whip

ToddPacker said...

"Whipped cream?"

cool whhhhhhip

tem said...

why are you saying it funny?

Meiz said...

"any menu suggestions?"



THE PASTA IS FROM PIZZA HUT!!

ToddPacker said...

chicken

fish

pork loin

fajitas

Keef said...

Footlong mozz

Who Dey said...

no meatloaf

Who Dey said...

unless it is a heart shaped meatloaf...chicks love that

ToddPacker said...

Foot and 1/2 long mozz



fixed

Who Dey said...

fajitas is always good

Meiz said...

AJA, sliced chicken breast, broccoli, linguine, garlic, alfredo sauce.


Easy and says, "hey, I put at least some effort into this".

Who Dey said...

just go to ep's food blog and pick from a number of suite foods

Keef said...

bacon & eggs

Meiz said...

"fajitas is always good"


There's stuff in fajitas that folks find gross.

Who Dey said...

get a nice bottle of menage a trois wine too

Keef said...

"There's stuff in fajitas that folks find gross."

::junkyard dog::

Who Dey said...

There's stuff in fajitas that folks find gross.


the cool thing with fajitas is you put your own stuff on there

Keef said...

"get a nice bottle of menage a trois wine too"

jug is thinking

tem said...

i'm thinking lasagna with some garlic bread and salad.

Keef said...

lasagna from scratch?

Who Dey said...

heart shaped meatloaf + bottle of menage a trois wine + bed skirt =


well you know what it =

Who Dey said...

get a nice bottle of menage a trois wine too


no, franzia!


/keef

Keef said...

"well you know what it ="


temgagement 2.0?

Who Dey said...

grill some brats and get two bottles of arrogant bastard beer...send a message!

Keef said...

I was at the Stone Brewery last summer where they make Arrogant Bastard. Cool place

Who Dey said...

i'm thinking lasagna with some garlic bread and salad.


italian food can be messy...dangerous. you don't want to get sauce on your white jeans

ToddPacker said...

RE: cooking dinner

i guess tem has not yet closed the deal?

Meiz said...

"::junkyard dog::"


Peppers & onions

Who Dey said...

make her some Aloo Ka Bharta



/rev

Who Dey said...

Peppers & onions


if she doesn't like peppers and onions then tem doesn't want to date her. this is part of his weeding out process

ToddPacker said...

enough of the sg book... wwl has it on the front page again

Meiz said...

"make her some Aloo Ka Bharta"


Somebody googled Indian Food

Who Dey said...

Somebody googled Indian Food


^

El Padrino said...

yea, how ya doin

Spaceman Spiff said...

""I'm not sure who's available but none of the QB's excite me, go left tackle."

agree on the QBs. sad thing is the skins had a left tackle for almost a decade, and now they need another one at the same time they need to replace the rest of the o-lline

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, beat EP by 1 point in the keeper, whilst losing leon and cooley

Who Dey said...

you back in the states ep?

ToddPacker said...

how was jamaica, ep?

blue said...

"THE PASTA IS FROM PIZZA HUT!!"


^^^^^^^exactly what i was going to say

Keef said...

"Peppers & onions"

Only you and 8 year olds don't like those

blue said...

offer to make pizza together...then you can playfully tease each other while feeding cheese and putting pepperonis over nipples.

Spaceman Spiff said...

guy just called into dan patrick

5'6" 200 pounds

jeebus, people yell cannonball whilst jumping into the pool, he should yell it just walking around in public

Beth said...

Some nice hilarity on the menu suggestions. At least happy mize is funny mize as the pizza hut pasta response especially cracked me up.

Keef said...

"guy just called into dan patrick

5'6" 200 pounds"


Heard that. I think it was LP

blue said...

angel hair pasta...because she'll be your Angel tonight...

ToddPacker said...

"Peppers & onions"

"Only you and 8 year olds don't like those"



i bet chi-chick ♥s peppers and onions

Keef said...

Mitch Williams is smat*

blue said...

mize is one of those guys



the ones with a vagina

Keef said...

"i bet chi-chick ♥s peppers and onions"



^^^^

Keef said...

"the pizza hut pasta response especially cracked me up."

That was too slick for the rest of us

Meiz said...

"i bet chi-chick ♥s peppers and onions"


This horrifies me.

Don't tell LP...

but




















she's eye-talian

Beth said...

AJA I think your lasagna idea is a good one tem.

El Padrino said...

jamaica was fantastic, got in late last night

travelling out of the country still sucks goat nuts though

Keef said...

"she's eye-talian"


Hairy arms?

Keef said...

"jamaica was fantastic, got in late last night"

GGGGGGGGGG-men looked grate*

Keef said...

And you're back in time to see the Yankess/Phils

Spaceman Spiff said...

"she's eye-talian"

suite, meiz isnt looking for marriage

nice work

Keef said...

Does she make spaghetti sauce from scratch?

Keef said...

is she a food snob?

Meiz said...

"Hairy arms?"


Hell no. That's the 1st test.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hell no. That's the 1st test."

no way thats the first test

El Padrino said...

GGGGGGGGGG-men looked grate*

really? all ready
you can't give me 5 minutes of no as-ness

Keef said...

Watch out for the eye-talian girls. They like to get knocked up before marriage

El Padrino said...

meiz has a gf?

Who Dey said...

jamaica pics ep?

ToddPacker said...

"all ready"

nice to have ep back

Spaceman Spiff said...

mark mcgwiroids is my favorite steroid nickname

Keef said...

"really? all ready
you can't give me 5 minutes of no as-ness"

You've been here 20 minutes

ToddPacker said...

"Does she make spaghetti sauce from scratch?"


she better

El Padrino said...

"jamaica pics ep?"

forthcoming yes

Meiz said...

"Does she make spaghetti sauce from scratch?"


Not likely

Keef said...

"meiz has a gf?"


Good to have LP back

Beth said...

"really? all ready
you can't give me 5 minutes of no as-ness"

People have over a week's worth saved up. Tem will tell you, it's science.

Meiz said...

"meiz has a gf?"


NOOOOOOOOO

Meiz said...

"Good to have LP back"


^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"no way thats the first test"


Okay. Heartbeat is the 1st test. excessive hair is top 3.

Who Dey said...

meiz has a gf? how long have i been gone? what year is this?


fixed

Keef said...

"Okay. Heartbeat is the 1st test. excessive hair is top 3."


So they don't need a vag. Got it

Keef said...

Unless that's the 3rd thing

El Padrino said...

alright to stop further questions one can choose to fill me in on one post or just have me constantly be a week behind

Keef said...

"alright to stop further questions one can choose to fill me in on one post or just have me constantly be a week behind"


Nothing is different than before you left

ns

Keef said...

There is no good news, man

Who Dey said...

Nothing is different than before you left

ns


did mize have his reunion before ep left?

Meiz said...

"Unless that's the 3rd thing"


Vag is #2. But, I found out that answer a long long time ago.

Meiz said...

"did mize have his reunion before ep left?"


Yes

Who Dey said...

There is no good news, man


hilarity

Beth said...

EP, was I married before you left?

Meiz said...

Club thumb is #4

Keef said...

"EP, was I married before you left?"


I didn't even know you were engaged

/LP

El Padrino said...

excellent

El Padrino said...

congrats beth

El Padrino said...

tem may i suggest stuffed peppers

Keef said...

mize's reunion was before LP left because jug used mize's pic from it and LP made a comment about it

El Padrino said...

keef i'll have you know my favorite frozen island drink is a dirty banana


ns


look i'm so generous i'm feeding you material

ToddPacker said...

"There is no good news, man


very funny

Keef said...

"keef i'll have you know my favorite frozen island drink is a dirty banana"


what's in it?

Keef said...

banana flavor is good. Most people don't like it

ToddPacker said...

banana flavor is good. Most people that mize used to live with don't like it

fixed

Keef said...

"keef i'll have you know my favorite frozen island drink is a dirty banana"


You're a goddman monkey

/LP

El Padrino said...

"what's in it?"

Banana
Ice
Coffee Liquor
Rum Cream
Rum

Blended obviously

El Padrino said...

oh and sugar water, just a bit

El Padrino said...

it taste like a spiked banana milkshake

Meiz said...

oh and sugar water, just an ounce





*fixed

H said...

So is Beth's license plate 1GRL 2FK?

Beth said...

EP, didn't you go to a Sandals? If so here is the official recipe apparently:

Dirty Banana

Something tells me it's not the same without the beach in front of you though.

Meiz said...

"1/2 whole Banana"


Hilarity

El Padrino said...

i had about 20 of them on wed

cmep was not too happy because by 12, noon, i was loaded and that was the day my future brother in law was coming

wed was crazy, ended the night dancing with ladies and almost upchucked a rum and coke on bgep when i got in

Meiz said...

Did EP miss baloon boy?

tem said...

"tem may i suggest stuffed peppers"

you may, but i'm cooking, so it isn't going to happen.

i'm a scientist not a chef.

Isiah Thompson said...

tem

re: menu suggestion:

buy some chicken breasts and some dried basil

pound the chicken breasts flat (tenderize)

melt some butter and a little olive earl*, throw some of the dried basil in (not too much).

salt and pepper the chicken

pour the melted butter/basil over the chicken and bake.

with about 5 mins to go sprinkle some shredded cheddar on top and let it melt.

steam some brocolli, bake some potatoes

BAM!


panties dropping, do work son!

El Padrino said...

I went to Beaches, but same thing, Sandals is for adults only, Beaches is for families that are not gay.

and the bartender put regualr rum in all the ones she/he was making so no mention of the dekupyer

Isiah Thompson said...

welcome back EP!

I'm not SOS that your favorite drink is named after a dong shaped fruit.

Beth said...

"So is Beth's license plate 1GRL 2FK?"

Don't be silly,that was my old one, now it is ATY WHRE.

Beth said...

EP you back at work already or taking a day to ease back into things?

El Padrino said...

"EP you back at work already or taking a day to ease back into things?"

taking a day, need to be away from the bank for two weeks, policy

go back tw, took thur, fri, monday of the prior week

tem said...

1GRL 2FK is hilarity.

ATY WHRE is hilarity.

tem said...

food time

Isiah Thompson said...

EP - ketchup

deke is happy (go figure)

keef got a tix and needs a new whip and is contemplating getting a 2nd yob, there is no good news man

TP is still old

the Skins still suck

balloon boy was a hoax

bleu is still rich

tem is knocking boots

jug didn't jump off any bridges

beth got temgaged (s)

I didn't quit

spiffg continues to make hilarity motivational signs, ctrl+f "yo dog" from yesterday

and other stuff

El Padrino said...

so keef is meiz now

got it

Spaceman Spiff said...

no wonder meiz's rap is so stroooong, he;s been going to this place

they held his reunion there too

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPs boy on the WWL front page

H said...

"ATY WHRE"

Fantastic rebuttal Beth.

El Padrino said...

i'm seriously not drinking at least until sunday

El Padrino said...

mcnabb sucks, i friggin point i need to beat spiff and he shoots a 12

El Padrino said...

p ewing!

love that ape

H said...

There will be H AD tonight. Won't be able to watch the Celtics. Boo.

Meiz said...

"i'm seriously not drinking at least until sunday"


Horse shit

El Padrino said...

Just to warn all of you I am openly rooting for the Yankees to beat the Phillies.

El Padrino said...

Celtics?

what month is this?

did bball start

El Padrino said...

this weekend in thanksgiving?!!!!

s

El Padrino said...

"Horse shit"

i'm dead ass

and not eating bacon for awhile too

Spaceman Spiff said...

ewing excerpt from eltardo's book

have fun with that EP

Isiah Thompson said...

did you smoke a fatty? (weed, not dong)

Isiah Thompson said...

EP were there any fighting between in-laws?

wedding fights are the best

El Padrino said...

"EP were there any fighting between in-laws?

wedding fights are the best"

no, they squashed (my mom/his dad) the beef the night before the flight

ns

El Padrino said...

no mary jane

cmep would have none of it, but i did toke up 4 nice Cuban cigars

El Padrino said...

bout to order mad shit from the pizzeria

Isiah Thompson said...

agree on the QBs. sad thing is the skins had a left tackle for almost a decade, and now they need another one at the same time they need to replace the rest of the o-lline

Stephon Heyer IS walking through that door. Blacktard is going to get broked* in half.

I think they're still paying off some trades and don't have all their picks, again.

Isiah Thompson said...

bout to order mad shit from the pizzeria on credit


*fized

welcome back b-o-i*

Who Dey said...

"EP were there any fighting between in-laws?


best man elbowed me in the kidney, so i punched him in the thigh


/ep

Isiah Thompson said...

I bet EP walking down the aisle hand in hand with the flower girl was a showstopper.

watching the wee ones walk down always gets people.

El Padrino said...

hilarious

Isiah Thompson said...

98. Ewing never cracked the top three in rebounding and currently has the 57th-highest career rebounding average, just ahead of Jack Sikma (60th), Bill Laimbeer (61st) and Rony Seikaly (70th).

Meiz said...

"Just to warn all of you I am openly rooting for the Yankees to beat the Phillies."


Hello, friend

El Padrino said...

i will not tolerate ewing hate

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i will not tolerate ewing facts"

*fized

Keef said...

"Banana
Ice
Coffee Liquor
Rum Cream
Rum

Blended obviously"

Sounds good

Keef said...

Griese getting suspended for a week is d-u-m

Keef said...

tem boat a jacket


*fized

Keef said...

A-HA

Keef said...

"no, they squashed (my mom/his dad) the beef the night before the flight"


Is squashing the beef some kind of dong talk?

Keef said...

blockt

Keef said...

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