Monday, September 21, 2009

You down with O:FB, yeah you know me

Bengals beat the Packers. Packers beat da Bears. Ergo Bengals are > than da Bears. Sorry Jug, it's science. You can't argue with science.

I didn't see any fooyball* on Saturday because we were putting down the floors. Did FU play awful or was Tennessee playing above their heads? FU should have destroyed the Kiffins. Goddman losers. Old man Packer, give me my name/pic. I don't know what my LoV availability is gonna be, so I'll probably end up giving you more than a day's worth of comments because I doubt I'll have much access during the day now.

tOSU fans in Columbus are just awful. I would say that all OSU fans are bad, but I think it's just the ones who live in C-bus and are exposed to all the BS on a day-to-day basis. Fans I know who live here aren't as ratarded and live in reality. C-Bus tOSU fans sound like they are ready to get rid of Tressel because he hasn't been able to beat a top BCS team in the last 3 years. AYFKM?? He comes in to a program that couldn't beat UM to save their life, and he's now 7-1 against UM and has averaged 10 wins a year and has a BCS championship under his belt. But now apparently losing 2 of the last 3 BCS title games and a Fiesta Bowl, along with losing twice to USC is grounds for getting fired to lame tOSU fan. To that fan I say this: Remember the John Cooper era? I do. It was just like the Jim Tressel era except for it's not at all like it. This talk just needs to go away.

Some good NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE games yesterday. Da Bears got a big win against the defending champs. Cutler played ok, didn't make any stupid mistakes. And me and my buddies made approximately 28 Johnny Knoxville jokes during the game. I see Jug made one last night, too. Bengals with a nice win in Green Bay, although Jennings putting up a big fat zero suckt for my fantasy team. I didn't see the 2nd half of the NYG/Dallas game but it sounds like Romo was being Romo. I hate bolth of those teams. Washington with an impressive 9-7 win over the Rams. (s) I watched the J-E-T-S game, their D is pretty strong. Too bad they couldn't kill Brady. That would have pretty much sealed the deal on O:FB.

It's good to see Milton Bradley is still batshit crazy. He's not in the lineup on Saturday because he has a bad knee or something, then he tells a newspaper something like "you can see why they haven't won here in 100 years", and then he gets suspended by the team for the rest of the season. So he gets basically the last 2 weeks off, but still gets to collect the almost $1 million he has left on this year's contract. Maybe he's not crazy. Maybe he's normal and everyone else is crazy.

Does anyone here who plays some type of organized sport still get butterflies before a game? My whole life I've always gotten butterflies before a game. Didn't matter if it was Little League baseball, hike school baseball, basketball, or soccer,men's league baseball, soccer, basketball, or now with softball. I get butterflies before every game. I don't know if it's the competitive part of it and I just want to win, or what it is. Of course, it could also just be my colitis.

Softball temchallenge update. 3 for 4 with an RBI and 2 runs scored. Team tied 7-7. Tying is the worse*. Bottom of the 7th and we have a guy on 3rd with 1 out. Our #10 hitter is up and pops it up right behind 2nd base. Right-center fielder comes and catches it, guy on third tags up and gets thrown out at home to end the game. The time expired on the game so we couldn't play another inning. Lame softball rules.
For the season, 11 for 17 with 3 BB and a sac fly.

That is all

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tem said...

fine, i'll start

tem said...

did i win an emmy?

tem said...

are there emmy type awards for bloggers?

tem said...

i guess it would be more of a pulitzer type award or something.

tem said...

great contributions to blogging.

including fake movie reviews, brutus and timmy and any word with "tem" artificially attached.

tem said...

i bet they are just waiting to give me a lifetime achievment award.

tem said...

i don't really have the energy for a run, but i'll try.

tem said...

seemingly i have halfway through one.

tem said...

well maybe a third of the way.

tem said...

maybe some compound fraction that is too difficult to understand.

tem said...

i think it is hilarious when a girl says she is a big football fan...wadr to beth.

tem said...

most of the times that they say that they mean they know the team name, where it is from and maybe 3 players.

they have a good idea about the rules, but that is it.

tem said...

when a guy says it, well that means something totally different.

tem said...

he'll know all the rules, even the minor dumb ones. he will know at least 10 players on the team, etc, etc.

tem said...

i guess the bar is just higher for guys.

tem said...

probably because guys are taller.

tem said...

hey did cmas. like the new color of paint?

tem said...

tOSU fans in columbus are ratarded. it is true.

tem said...

but tressel does need to go. i am tired of hearing tOSU fans bitch about the same things.

i need new entertainment from the tOSU fans.

tem said...

maybe they can hire Lou Holtz or the guy who ran the Armadillos before Straight Arrow Genero got there.

tem said...

that'd make for some fun times.

tem said...

also i was disappointed in the signs at gameday.

texans were not creative.

tem said...

too many "kayne says...." signs.

and not enough "charlie weis is fat and at my ....." signs.

tem said...

kayne is a flash in the comedic pan.

weis is comedic gold.

tem said...

still mind bottled that L pad is in a touch football league that pays out $10 grand to the winners.

tem said...

that is more than the tournament in white men can't jump.

tem said...

ok maybe not, but you get the point.

tem said...

wouldn't the whole league be full of ringers?

tem said...

i could get about 30 former tOSU players to play if the winning team got $10K.

tem said...

and that would be just my team. the whole league would be former D-1 players.

Jugdish said...

i find it phunny that the titans play at Lp field

tem said...

i would never see the field. literally. i'd be so buried on the bench that some tall good player would always be blocking my view.

tem said...

$10K league is just mind bottling.

Jugdish said...

still mind bottled that L pad is in a touch football league that pays out $10 grand to the winners.


how did i miss this?

tem said...

it might prevent me from working all day.

tem said...

i am not sure how you missed it.

it was on weekend LOV i think.

Jugdish said...

10 grand in nyc is like 100 bucks to us

tem said...

El Padrino said...
in my league we are playing for the highest purse ever, 10K

September 19, 2009 2:39 PM

tem said...

maybe he just meant like 10 Ks from scrabble.

that's how shaq got all his Qs. he entered a 100Q tournament.

Jugdish said...

El Padrino said...
in my league we are playing for the highest purse ever, 10K

I'm the long snapper

September 19, 2009 2:39 PM



fixed

tem said...

i never asked him what position he played.


AJA i hope his team wins.

Jugdish said...

AJA i hope his team wins.


me too. im too lazy to go back and read...did we ever get the results for the game this weekend?

Jugdish said...

cowboys close their old stadium with a loss and open their new one with a loss


suite


its fun to hate on the cowboys in TX

Jugdish said...

romo can't win a big game...its science

tem said...

"did we ever get the results for the game this weekend?"

don't think so.

tem said...

romo needs jessi back.

and her dog.

El Padrino said...

injured, elbow blast to the kidneys

brawl ensued, punched two kids in the face before i got punched in the eye (from behind), we won the game and the fight

there was pitbulls unleashed asswell

crazy day

El Padrino said...

great giant game

100K plus going home silent

priceless

El Padrino said...

eli manning is worf every penny

haters

El Padrino said...

"Did FU play awful or was Tennessee playing above their heads? "

maybe you were just dead wrong, like everyone but TP

El Padrino said...

zeke change my name

El Padrino said...

redskins fucking stink

El Padrino said...

I get butterflies before every game. I don't know if it's the competitive part of it and I just want to win, or what it is. Of course, it could also just be my clitoris.

*fixed

tem said...

"before i got punched in the eye (from behind)"

i'm a scientist and can't imagine how this happens.

tem said...

by the by i stopped getting butterflies before games in college.


but i get them before dates.

tem said...

of course before 2009 my last "date" was like 1999.

tem said...

exfemtem and i went out, but once you start fucking they aren't dates anymore.

tem said...

they are just things you do so you get to fuck again.

tem said...

of course i guess that is what a date is with a new girl too.

i should have realized this earlier.

tem said...

watching el pad's football league might be worth the price of a flight to NY.

El Padrino said...

"i'm a scientist and can't imagine how this happens."

i guess more from the side, so if you have your back to me and I swing a punch it will land on your side, like corner of the eye/temple area

El Padrino said...

i made it to work though so brownie points for me

El Padrino said...

fuck the packers
fuck the titans

El Padrino said...

shoulda went with the bills

Meiz said...

"Maybe he's not crazy. Maybe he's normal and everyone else is crazy."




^^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

CHAMPION

Meiz said...

SUCK IT, HATERZZZ

El Padrino said...

congrats dickface

how much did you win?

oh nothing?

oh wow that sucks.

congrats again, dickface

Keith S said...

"hey did cmas. like the new color of paint?"


Yes

El Padrino said...

cmas is hilarity

tem said...

"like corner of the eye/temple area"

OIC, like where as. took a softball.

tem said...

meiz won the FMLB thing?

i might send him a prize pack.

Meiz said...

"congrats dickface

how much did you win?

oh nothing?

oh wow that sucks.

congrats again, dickface"



Oh, Hey! What's that top prize you're in line for in that suicide pool? Oh? You're out in week 2? Bummer, man. I thought you won it already.

tem said...

then again, I might not.

Keith S said...

"brawl ensued, punched two kids in the face before i got punched in the eye (from behind), we won the game and the "


white trash

wadr

Meiz said...

LP Field is only 59 & 1/2 yards long. That's why there are so many points scored there.

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

What's the website to see what NFL games are on local channels this weekend?"


The506

Keith S said...

LP field is shorter and some of the grass isn't growing in some areas. But it still thinks it's the best field out there.

Keith S said...

"The506"

I had the answer about 3 minutes after I axed the question.

Meiz said...

olive trash

wadr



*fized

Meiz said...

goddman spiff

tem said...

that john cryer guy seems like a pretty cool guy.

tem said...

*jon cryer.

El Padrino said...

"white trash

wadr"

oh so you'd be ok with catching a elbow in the kidney, you'd just get up an be ok with that, I understand, your or you're a pussy

wadr

and he took a swing at me before i hit anyone, i got up, got in his face, shoved him, he swung, missed, I swung, direct hit, brawl ensued, the end

El Padrino said...

"Oh, Hey! What's that top prize you're in line for in that suicide pool? Oh? You're out in week 2? Bummer, man. I thought you won it already."

110K gone just like that

Keith S said...

He hit me first, mom

Keith S said...

Beth is not working today

Keith S said...

"A woman driver was killed when she tried to drive through standing water in Gwinnett Countty and her vehicle was swept away, according to police"


People are ratarded

tem said...

how does standing water sweep a car away?

tem said...

standing water has no current to sweep with.

El Padrino said...

"He hit me first, mom"

protect yourself, stand up for yourself

El Padrino said...

"how does standing water sweep a car away?"

damn skeeters

tem said...

"oh so you'd be ok with catching a elbow in the kidney,"

would have hit as. in the thigh.

Keith S said...

work time

tem said...

OIC, skeeters took it.

Jugdish said...

LP Field is only 59 & 1/2 yards long. That's why there are so many points scored there.


hilarity

Jugdish said...

packers knocked me out of a survival league too...bastards.

how is 8-8 looking for the lions?

El Padrino said...

LP field has the best pizza, the best grass, and the best beer selection.

Jugdish said...

the titans still owe 70 million on the stadium...


s

tem said...

100

El Padrino said...

LP field is known for it's "dong like" structers.

El Padrino said...

When you hit LP field, LP field hits back.

tem said...

LP field enjoys having 22 men on top of it.

El Padrino said...

i'm covering the sox/angels sreies for the stache

Meiz said...

So you can just shove a motherfucker to the ground in LP's football leagues?

Meiz said...

"how is 8-8 looking for the lions?"



Decent.

Jugdish said...

So you can just shove a motherfucker to the ground in LP's football leagues?



EP was playing against sack

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

Mike Carey is my favorite ref"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"Rice @ OK ST over 66 for $50"

41-24, 65

cocksucker

El Padrino said...

tony romo sucks

tem said...

ouch tough betting week for el pad and his picks.

tem said...

lost that over bet, lost the titans, lost the vikings, but won the ravens.

Jugdish said...

bad week of betting for me too

Jugdish said...

I'm offering a new service. On the Friday before games I will email out my picks. When you receive them, you are to bet the opposite of what I bet. This will only cost $30.

tem said...

picking the opposite of tem would be a gold mine.

especially in fantasy nfl decisions of who to start.

tem said...

i started mcnabb this week.

even checked my line up but still forgot he was out.

Meiz said...

Friend's FB status:

"How is it that creepy people still find out info about me...well i have removed all personal info from here..."


Ummmmm welcome to the internet, dipshit.

El Padrino said...

did better with the ebay thing

tem said...

dumb friends

tem said...

is your customer pleased?

El Padrino said...

he has no choice, i'm over .500

El Padrino said...

it's week 2, let's settle down

tem said...

i think el tardo is sitting on 11-2 for his picks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i got punched in the eye (from behind)"


you got punched in the brown-eye? crazy fight

tem said...

is he telling all his friends? if you double your customer base you'll be up to 2.

tem said...

nerve seen mad men or 30 rock, what are these shows about?

Jugdish said...

i think el tardo is sitting on 11-2 for his picks.


how much do those cost?

Jugdish said...

you got punched in the brown-eye? crazy fight


hilarity

Jugdish said...

i think jason garrett has Romo on his fantasy team

tem said...

"
how much do those cost?"

if you send me $5 every week i will cnp his picks for you.

El Padrino said...

30 rock is about the behind the scenes of writing/producing a comedy sketch show

(like a fake true story of snl)

mad men i have no clue

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak

Jugdish said...

if you send me $5 every week i will cnp his picks for you.


do you take pay pal?

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins losing to the lions is gonna suck

Jugdish said...

nobody wants to be the first team to lose to them...when do the skins play them?

Spaceman Spiff said...

4 double digit play drives that end up in the red zone:

3 FGs, 1 turnover on downs

think skins only had to punt once yet ended up with 9 points

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins lions this sunday

tem said...

"do you take pay pal?"

no you have to pay me. you can't just pay one of my friends instead.

tem said...

HUNGRY

isiah thompson said...

i guess more from the side, so if you have your back to me and I swing a punch it will land on your side, like corner of the eye/temple area


EP got Legarett Blounted?

isiah thompson said...

and he took a swing at me before i hit anyone, i got up, got in his face, shoved him, he swung, missed, I swung, direct hit to the knee caps, brawl ensued, the end


*fized

ToddPacker said...

"olive trash

wadr



*fized"


hilarity

isiah thompson said...

nerve seen mad men or 30 rock, what are these shows about?


both are quality

ToddPacker said...

"maybe you were just dead wrong, like everyone but TP"

strange game... i watched the replay sunday am... very conservative play calling. if tesus doesn't fumble in the 4th quarter might have been a 30-6 final... not making excuses but tenn "d" is pretty good... i'm still hungover

isiah thompson said...

on the last skins drive they had either 4th and goal or 4th and 1 from the 2 yard line, call a timeout, then call some slow ass developing sweep to the left and lose 3 yards.

zorn has been calling some awful plays.

ToddPacker said...

meeting time

isiah thompson said...

we got a lady here who wears flip flops every day and doesn't pick her feet up when she walks she just slides across the floor.

pick your feet up bitch

El Padrino said...

the flip flop shuffle

El Padrino said...

if pats continue to have no running game brady's arm will be on the floor by week 8 or 9

Jugdish said...

it would be suite if he needs to have tommy (brady) john surgery next

isiah thompson said...

Pats are one Bills braincramp away from being 0-2 with 2 division losses.

isiah thompson said...

Matt* Sanchez is gonna be a good QB.

El Padrino said...

meiz you should be a yoga instructor

El Padrino said...

kurt warner tapped that ass

Meiz said...

This place smells like death

Meiz said...

Goddamn Communist Nazi Liberals. They're ruining my country.

El Padrino said...

"Dallas just found out they had a T.R. problem not a T.O. problem!"

isiah thompson said...

colin cowterd is banging on A Rodg talking about "you are what your record is" but then is beating the drum for J Cutty.

isn't J Cutty a .500 or sub .500 QB?

isiah thompson said...

romo is awful, he caught lightning in a bottle and got paid. there was a reason he was an undrated QB from Eastern Illinois.

isiah thompson said...

I went up against Chris Johnson in 2 $ leagues.

woe

El Padrino said...

"romo is awful, he caught lightning in a bottle and got paid. there was a reason he was an undrated QB from Eastern Illinois."

thinking the same thing, he's happy with life, he never thought he'd be a starter in the nfl let alone a 70-80MM dollar one, he has no drive, no will, no toughness

isiah thompson said...

wft happened to greg jennings yesterday?

isiah thompson said...

Parcells isn't there to crack his skull.

El Padrino said...

fucking flozell adams is a piece of dogshit

El Padrino said...

the anti el pad

El Padrino said...

fucking bengals
what heppened with the pack offense?

Meiz said...

Nobody on Lake-Link erve* reports on the waters I fish. woe

tem said...

most OL are pieces of dogshit.

tem said...

they are dirty players. at least the good ones.

tem said...

except for the super good ones.

but the just good ones are dirty.

the trenches be rough you.

tem said...

"Nobody on Lake-Link erve* reports on the waters I fish. woe"

maybe you should report on them.

Meiz said...

"maybe you should report on them."


Costs $35 a year to be a member. No thanks.

Meiz said...

Any of you clowns go to your 10 year HS reunion?

El Padrino said...

isnt that what facebook is for?

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke, make with EPs name and pic

Meiz said...

"isnt that what facebook is for?"


Is this a yes or a no?

El Padrino said...

"Is this a yes or a no?"

a no dickweed

isiah thompson said...

EP, in light of your pugilistic actions this weekend, your name and pic:

Brooklyn Brawler

El Padrino said...

that ray lewis tackle that essentically ended the charger game was a thing of beauty

tem said...

"Any of you clowns go to your 10 year HS reunion?"

i did not go to mine.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

hey let's fight

Brooklyn Brawler said...

speaking of fights mayweather abused that spanish dood

isiah thompson said...

yeah he basically pitched a shut-out.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

jamarcus russel is terrible, big load of dung

ToddPacker said...

funny name/pic change for ep

ToddPacker said...

i had a 5 minute conversation (probably more like 30 seconds but it felt like 5 minutes) with joke noah at the uf game... hard to believe, but he was pretty cool. said he loved playing the celts in the playoffs.

Meiz said...

Post fight interview with Kellerman & Floyd is brutal

ToddPacker said...

i guess i need to come up with a name/pic change for keith

Brooklyn Brawler said...

tp: hey joakim noah, big gator fan

Joke : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tp : ::gator stare::

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"Browns coach Eric Mangini fined a player $1,701 for not paying for a bottle of water he took from a hotel minibar during the preseason ."

see, that's a dick move by a dick

Jugdish said...

isn't J Cutty a .500 or sub .500 QB?


Cowherd was talking more about them in clutch situations/end of games. He said Cutler has a much bette record than A-Rodg in close games/come back type situations.

Jugdish said...

Lp's pic is hilarity

tem said...

zeke with gold on the name change for L pad.

Jugdish said...

cowherd was also going down on Mike* Sanchez pretty hard this morning

ToddPacker said...

joke was looking rough... he was shirtless and sweaty (and with a hot girl)... i was pretty hammered, but he seemed stoned out of his mind... got a blurry pic on my blackberry... let me see if a can link it

tem said...

maybe i should do some work today.

tem said...

i dislike joke

Jugdish said...

i had a 5 minute conversation (probably more like 30 seconds but it felt like 5 minutes) with joke noah at the uf game... hard to believe, but he was pretty cool. said he loves beating up the homeless too.


fixed

tem said...

he is too fugly to be with even a moderately attractive girl.

tem said...

i need to get some money

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