Tuesday, September 15, 2009

tem post

tem idear

They should make a game show called "On the Phone or Crazy." You would show some person outside talking to themselves and the contestant would have to determine if the person is just on the phone and using one of those ear buds or just a crazy person who talks to themselves.

Seriously though, I work by the courthouse and 4 years ago it was easy to tell the crazy people from the not so crazy people, but now since people have these ear phones it is harder to tell the difference. Crazy people have to be pissed. Talking to themselves in public was their calling card and the cell phone companies took that away from them. They are going to raise the bar here soon and do something else. Maybe they'll start slapping themselves, maybe they will start talking real close like to strangers...who knows what they will do. All I know is that it will be one of the things that leads to tent city.

footyball

Pats find amazing ways to win, Bengals find amazing ways to lose, not much seems to have changed. I didn't watch much football last night, just the end of the Pats game. It was enough. H is happy for sure, but I don't think the Bills are an elite AFC team so the Pats will need to improve to contend. I am sure they will.


state of tOSU fandom, Columbus version

Nobody is surprised they lost to USC. The entire stadium saw it coming. tOSU dominated the game and was only up 5. Everyone knew what was going to happen. And then it did. Self fullfilling prophecy perhaps. In any case most fans are calling for Tressel to be fired. If he loses to UM he'll be on the legitimate hot seat for next year. If he beats them then he is safe from the hot seat for another year. Sucks for him, 10 wins and consistent BCS bowls just aren't enough.

state of the WVU fandom, Columbus version

No change. I think they have Auburn this week. If they beat Auburn then I might be willing to say they can contend in the Big East....and I know that the Big East isn't very good this year. Maybe UC is. They look tough so far.

tem movie review

Surrogates

This is perhaps one of the dumbest movies of all time. It is about surrogate parents. Like I care. I'm not sure if it is a drama, a comedy or what. Some adults decide to become surrogate parents for some disabled/poor kids. Whip de do. I think it is a feel good story, but the kids never really get better, all they get is some nicer things.

Speaking of disabled have you ever noticed that anyone with a temporary handicap sticker in their car is a horrible driver? What's with that? Does that sticker now mean they are handicapped in driving? Seriously, every time I see one of those the fucker driving swerves right into my lane because their leg hurts or something.

Anyway, Surrogates sucks, don't watch it.


half a telmet sticker out of 5.

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Beth said...

Nice movie review and good post tem. Anytime I read "Whip de do" in print I'm happy.

El Padrino said...

kill yourself bills fans

Steve said...

"On the Phone or Crazy"


fantastic idea

Steve said...

Damn, Swayze died.


RIP Road House.

El Padrino said...

RIP

Steve said...

Leno broke out the "what would your mom have thought?" on Kanye West last night

Steve said...

i guess i have to prepare myself for a week of "The Tom Brady Magic" talk.

ugggghhhh

El Padrino said...

just amazed how the bills lose games, that's like 4 games in row that they lost to the pats (and i remember one vs the cowboys on monday night) in which they dominated and didnt close it out

El Padrino said...

to was pissed

gonna be fun

El Padrino said...

way to go defensive co of the bills whoever you are

you suck and so do you jauron

way to stick with the Cover 2 after seeing brady SHRED your ass up the middle

CHANGE THE SCHEME FUCKFACE

El Padrino said...

i dont think the pats ran the ball the entire 2nd half

El Padrino said...

man the kid took too many shots, after the first punch you have to throw young man

Steve said...

""In my estimation, it's racially motivated," said Capt. Don Sax of the Belleville Police Department. He said one reason he had formed this opinion was that many of the students, most of whom were black, yelled their support for the beating."


wow. that dude is on top of his game, nothing is getting past him.

El Padrino said...

um yeah good call sherriff

Jugdish said...

kanye and his woman...jeebus!

El Padrino said...

we spoke about this jug

Jugdish said...

i missed it...but still...jeebus

El Padrino said...

yeah, cameltoe

Just Plain H said...

I still can't believe they won

Just Plain H said...

I still can't believe they won

Just Plain H said...

I'm so excited that I posted twice

Jugdish said...

if they can beat the Bills, they can beat anyone h

Steve said...

"if they can beat the Bills in Foxboro, off a late fumble, they can beat anyone h"


*fixed

blue said...

maybe kanye should stick to only one bottle of liquor before awards shows from now on

blue said...

fuck the jay leno show

El Padrino said...

fuck jay leno.

blue said...

rockies are working on their best Mess impression

Steve said...

Med student uses sword to kill intruder


that's hardcore.

El Padrino said...

isnt she wonderful

Steve said...

RIP Pac-10 Poon.......again.

Meiz said...

I can't believe they already remade The Matrix

Steve said...

who's in it?

Just Plain H said...

Ptp is dead again?

El Padrino said...

i was the only white person on the train this morning, all chinese and mexican

ns

it was like a fucking spiff family reuninon

wadr

El Padrino said...

i might be done soon with bensonhurst, these cocksuckers are buying everything with cash no less because they get wic for their 19 kids and dont claim anything, act poor meanwhile they live 9 or 10 to an apartment hoard all cash because they spedn 50 cents a day then drop 700K cash on a house then shit up the neighborhood with all their dirty habits

fed up

blue said...

cedric bensonhurst?

blue said...

"RIP Pac-10 Poon.......again."

it's not a daily blog

Just Plain H said...

it's not an active blog

*fixed

Meiz said...

"who's in it?"


Its that stupid Surrogates movie. Same goddamn concept.

blue said...

there you go Steve...Pac-10 Poon has been updated today

Meiz said...

"fed up"


Told you to move to Jersey years ago

El Padrino said...

i know meiz

KING ITOLDUSO

El Padrino said...

i was wondering if Al Sharpton seen that video of chez whitey getting his face pummeled and if he has arranged a candlelight vigil or a march in protest of the violent act

you know, since he's a civil rights guy

Meiz said...

Kubel & Huff come in & knock PH HRs. IN YOU FACE, YOUR FACE

blue said...

sometimes i think meiz lives in a seperate world

Meiz said...

Y! playoffs, Blue

El Padrino said...

if you dont think rex ryan was watching how effective the bills were in rushing brady your crazy

aitch, the giants made the blueprint, all teams have to do is follow it

your boy is a all-timer, no doubt, but he's just like any other QB when he gets hit in the mouth

El Padrino said...

seymour was a BEASSSSSST last night

blue said...

"your boy is a all-timer, no doubt, but he's just like any other QB when he gets hit in the mouth"


Gary, he's great, he's all-time

El Padrino said...

bet so was tully bant cain

he was like a bulldog, that tackle was getting osi umenyoira'd all night

Meiz said...

"your boy is a all-timer, no doubt, but he's just like any other QB when he gets hit in the mouth"


Tom looked pretty cool in the 2nd half

El Padrino said...

sprohles is magic

Just Plain H said...

"sometimes i think meiz lives in a seperate world"

Meizquon?

El Padrino said...

meiz is hilarious though, his observations and overall perspective on life cracks me up

ToddPacker said...

"tem idear" made me laugh

Just Plain H said...

"aitch, the giants made the blueprint, all teams have to do is follow it"

He's played one full game since that SB. Let's not go crazy just yet EP.

El Padrino said...

"Tom looked pretty cool in the 2nd half"

because he wasnt touched

blue said...

what's the deal with grape nuts? their not grapes, their not nuts...what's the deal.

blue said...

nuts? and dong?

/lp

ToddPacker said...

nice seinfeld hdh, blue

kodiac said...

nice seinfeld hdh, blue

wasn't that an SNL reference?

blue said...

i'm never getting another dog...dogs be expensive you

ToddPacker said...

"nice seinfeld hdh, blue

wasn't that an SNL reference?"

you might be right. i think it was someone making fun of seinfeld. i was laughing at the "their" part

ToddPacker said...

"i'm never getting another dog...dogs be expensive you"

pets suck

kodiac said...

you might be right. i think it was someone making fun of seinfeld. i was laughing at the "their" part

I think we're both right; it was a Seinfeld on SNL sketch

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP is a FUCKING WEASEL

Spaceman Spiff said...

now you have to start tomorrow

ToddPacker said...

weasel bomb

blue said...

weasel weasel weasel

ToddPacker said...

did ep bet spiff and zeke on the skins/giants game?

Spaceman Spiff said...

chargers almost continued my suckage in nfl survival picks

Just Plain H said...

"pets suck"

That's why the only pets I keep are FBs.

blue said...

EP's new pic?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did ep bet spiff and zeke on the skins/giants game?"

yea

El Padrino said...

oh yeah forgot

blue said...

maybe this one

since we know how he likes butt light

ToddPacker said...

"EP's new pic?"

that weasel is too tall

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats a good weasel pic

blue said...

"that weasel is too tall"

yes, but he's very well dressed

Just Plain H said...

El weaseldrino

Meiz said...

"thats a good weasel pic"


I thought the same thing

WOPer Jr. said...

i'll give you an extra day for forgetting

WOPer Jr. said...

it's because it wasnt on this thread and no one reminded me

WOPer Jr. said...

WOPer JR. only .49 limited time only

Just Plain H said...

Cue the weasely excuses

ToddPacker said...

"it's because it wasnt on this thread and no one reminded me"

ep, it's almost 11:30 so i just want to remind you that you should eat lunch in the next hour or so.

ToddPacker said...

*after 11:30

Spaceman Spiff said...

extra day is good, i will cease weasel remarks

WOPer Jr. said...

tp ate dinner already, bedtime soon

Keith S said...

"That's why the only pets I keep are FBs."

Gross

Keith S said...

it's because it wasnt on this thread and I'm a weasel

*fized

ToddPacker said...

"tp ate dinner already, bedtime soon"

i actually went to bed last night at 9:45, could not hold my eyes open... weekend kilt* me

Just Plain H said...

""That's why the only pets I keep are FBs."

Gross"

Yea that came out wrong

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WOPer JR. only .49 limited time only"

you lowered the price of your picks to .49?

Spaceman Spiff said...

funny

WOPer Jr. said...

hilarity

Keith S said...

kanye has weird hair

WOPer Jr. said...

crop circles

blue said...

kandye's momma would have whoomped his ass if she was still alive (ahiik)

Meiz said...

Freak, rectify the TP keeper situation.

JFreak said...

The robots are coming for us.

Keith S said...

mize

Keith S said...

Rectum? Damn near kilt him

JFreak said...

"Freak, rectify the TP keeper situation."

What is the tp keeper situation?

Meiz said...

TP doesn't want his team, and Deluxe is the only one that does want it. He'll take it as is.

Keith S said...

"What is the tp keeper situation?"

mize wants 2 keeper teams

Meiz said...

Yeah, that's it.

isiah thompson said...

your boy is a all-timer, no doubt, but he's just like any other QB when he gets hit in the mouth

thanks mort

isiah thompson said...

man the kid took too many shots, after the first punch you have to throw young man

goddman

JFreak said...

What is deluxe's e-mail?

isiah thompson said...

goddman he got his ass kicked twice

Meiz said...

Check the league message board

isiah thompson said...

i was wondering if Al Sharpton seen that video of chez whitey getting his face pummeled and if he has arranged a candlelight vigil or a march in protest of the violent act

you know, since he's a civil rights guy


this cuntry* would explode if that was a bunch of white kids beating a black kids ass.

explode

this won't cause a blip on the radar

Meiz said...
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isiah thompson said...

yet Osama's (black) AG is the one saying that we are cowards who refuse to discuss our huge race/racism problem.

let's see him act on this

Keith S said...

"this won't cause a blip on the radar"

Hopefully it'll get the same coverage that jena 6 got

Spaceman Spiff said...

o-line andrews out for season for eagles

suite

Meiz said...

wtf are you guys talking about? link?

Keith S said...

"wtf are you guys talking about? link?"

really?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He called himself a "beast" and seemed excited about trying to block Julius Peppers. But Andrews tweaked his back Wednesday, sat out the next two days and couldn't play."

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

Hopefully it'll get the same coverage that jena 6 got

ahahahahahahaahahhaah

this was s right

not a chance in hell that happens.

JFreak said...

Done.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wtf are you guys talking about? link?"

ohai meizdrino

Keith S said...

"this was s right"

wishful thinking

isiah thompson said...

this incident seems like a good vehicle for Osama to actually try and do something productive for a change - since he had his back to school brainwashing, er, message a week or so ago and this happens on a school bus.

instead of galivanting around the country campaigning for health care reform noone wants, he could bring this to the forefront, but he won't because he doesn't want to upset his voter base.

Keith S said...

"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential," "Nightline" co-anchor Terry Moran wrote Monday evening to his more than 1 million followers.

WOPer Jr. said...

"this incident seems like a good vehicle for Osama to actually try and do something productive for a change - since he had his back to school brainwashing, er, message a week or so ago and this happens on a school bus."


he's campaigning for DEm Arlen Spector today for a 6th Senate term

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

that comment was off the record, obamer still bumps kanyeezy to get hyped for the state of the union speeches

isiah thompson said...

"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential," "Nightline" co-anchor Terry Moran wrote Monday evening to his more than 1 million followers.


good for Osama

NS

WOPer Jr. said...

zeke, 110K on the line

skins over rams?

WOPer Jr. said...

(ftr i am leaning towards NOT doing that)

Keith S said...

GB seems like lock city

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

rams beat the skins last year, and the skins were on a roll at the time. dont ever underestimate the ineptitude of the backtard

Spaceman Spiff said...

*blacktard

WOPer Jr. said...

spags

isiah thompson said...

re: jamarcus russell

hotdamn that is one big mofo.


the football looks like a tennis ball in his hands.

if dood could figure out how to put some touch on his throws he might be a decent QB.

WOPer Jr. said...

yeah GB looks like the winner

isiah thompson said...

skins over rams?

what spiffg said, they lost at home to them last season.

were driving to end the first half and ended up having a TO returned for a score which changed the game.

they only lost by 3 but still, I would not use the skins this week.

WOPer Jr. said...

jamrcus russel = if brandon jacobs could throw (and read)

WOPer Jr. said...

"they only lost by 3 but still, I would not use the skins this week."

agreed, btw, skins are 10 point favorites


that's absurd

isiah thompson said...

and can we get a moment of silence for LDT, looked awful last night.



























thank you

isiah thompson said...

jamrcus russel = if brandon jacobs could throw (and read)


let's not give Russel too much credit, re: "and read"

WOPer Jr. said...

and he rolled his ankhul*

isiah thompson said...

looked like he hyper-extended that knee

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve young was gawdawful last night but basically said russell will never be accurate because accuracy is natural

Meiz said...

"but basically said russell will never be accurate because accuracy is natural"


Chad Pennington agrees with this sentiment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that last TD pass was a beaut though

Meiz said...

Are we alerted if somebody else makes a higher bid on the Y! waiver wire?

WOPer Jr. said...

louis murphy really had two td's

WOPer Jr. said...

daily stache guy wants me to cover one of the division series

wft doesnt he know i'm mad busy yo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Are we alerted if somebody else makes a higher bid on the Y! waiver wire?"

you mean before they win the player? probably not

blue said...

why would you be alerted

Meiz said...

"you mean before they win the player? probably not"


So if I bid $2 & Tem bids 3, I don't find out about it? Kinda lame, it would be better if there were bidding wars.

Meiz said...

"why would you be alerted"


To win the auction

Spaceman Spiff said...

restaurant week is hdh, making resrvations, meow

WOPer Jr. said...

love restaurant week

isiah thompson said...

Are we alerted if somebody else makes a higher bid on the Y! waiver wire?

I don't think so, it's not ebay style bidding, it's "blind bidding" - that's part of the strategery*

Spaceman Spiff said...

i will likely be in caput mundi in 2 months

Spaceman Spiff said...

and hawaii in 3 months

Spaceman Spiff said...

think i get 3 weeks of vacation now

tem said...

i won't bid 3.

tem said...

got to work at 11:20.

worked 10 minutes.

went to lunch.

just got back.

good day so far.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i put down a benjamin for earl bennett

WOPer Jr. said...

"i will likely be in caput mundi in 2 months"

congratulations

WOPer Jr. said...

Bernanke: Recession Likely Over

goddamn fool

isiah thompson said...

love restaurant week

it's restaurant week out here, we are going here
for this

WOPer Jr. said...

muslims seeking school closures on Holy Days


if this happens i'm leaving
probably to puerto rico or guam

Spaceman Spiff said...

they dont list the prices online for you?

WOPer Jr. said...

nice zeke, i've taken advantage of restuarant week many times in caput mundi

WOPer Jr. said...

"Brady called his shot"

puke

Spaceman Spiff said...

"if this happens i'm leaving
probably to puerto rico or guam"

yea, they better give us a day off for work too

isiah thompson said...

they dont list the prices online for you?


it's 29$ per person everywhere

Spaceman Spiff said...

pretty suite

the lunches here are 10 or 20
the dinners are 20, 30, or 40

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A group of American Indians who find the Washington Redskins name offensive wants the Supreme Court to take up the matter.
The group late Monday asked the justices to review a lower court decision that favored the NFL team on a legal technicality."

stop it kod

Spaceman Spiff said...

simple jason

captioned with "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. "

theme of the season again already

isiah thompson said...

blockt

mental note: ctrl+f "ctrl+f"

Meiz said...

"if this happens i'm leaving
probably to puerto rico or guam"


Good idea. I know how you love people that don't speak fluent english.

tem said...

wow WV got a new area code.

it overlays the old one so everyone has to dial 10 digits everytime they call anyone.

Meiz said...

This dude never parks in front of the store. Always catches me off guard.

Steve said...

"if this happens i'm leaving
probably to puerto rico or guam"

that's crazy. it'll be another 2 or 3 paid vacations a year.

I say we should get days off for all religious holidays.

tem said...

i say we should only work on holidays and get the other days off.

WOPer Jr. said...

muslim holidays in a cristian country

i dont think so tim

isiah thompson said...

it don't say "under allah, individual*, with liberty and justic for all"

it don't say "in allah we trust"

these colors don't run

Beth said...

"it overlays the old one so everyone has to dial 10 digits everytime they call anyone"

Welcome to Atlanta.

tem said...

"it don't say "in allah we trust""

yet.

thanks obama.

tem said...

"Welcome to Atlanta."

WV is the new atlanta.

isiah thompson said...

Welcome to Atlanta.

I thought most places had to dial 10 digits, since like 1990?

blue said...

a lot of places you dial 10 digits...it's weird when you don't

blue said...

Alabamer and Idaho are both still on the 7 digit plan

tem said...

ohio is not.

tem said...

wv was not until this year.

tem said...

i didn't know other places had to do it a lot.

news to me.

sheltered life i live.

tem said...

"since like 1990?"

1990 where you live is like 2009 in WV.

isiah thompson said...

i put down a benjamin for earl bennett

he's on my roster already

Keith S said...

Suite

Keith S said...

"it overlays the old one so everyone has to dial 10 digits everytime they call anyone"

Welcome to America


*fized

Keith S said...

"muslim holidays in a cristian country

i dont think so tim"


USA doesn't have an official religion

Keith S said...

And cristian is suite

Keith S said...

block

Keith S said...

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