Tuesday, September 22, 2009

OH KYAKR

License Plate

OH KYAKR. This one is easy, they like to kayak. OK, I don't really get kayaking, but whatever. It is just you in a small boat that you have to power yourself. Seems like a lot of work. And rivers and the like in Ohio are tiny and stupid (Save the Ohio River, which when it borders WV is actually part of WV, not sure about when it borders KY and OH). I don't know why you would want to be on a self powered 1 person boat on a river in Ohio.


temrant

I feel bad for deaf people who go to a bar to watch a game. The closed captioning there is horrible. I hope to hell that deaf people have better closed captioning in the comfort of their own home. Good lord it was horrible for the MNF game. Only 1 in 10 things they wrote was actually a word and they skipped well over half of what was said. I was getting pretty pissed. Well maybe not pissed, but I was clearly way too entertained by the terrible closed captioning.

At the end of the day, I feel even worse for deaf people.


sports talk

The Jets say that the tampering claims aren't true...there is a shocker. Wow, did you expect them to come out and say, "yeah we cheated"? I don't think so.

Garcon is a horrible name for a football player. And when you put Pierre in front of it, well I just can't believe that you are any good. Sorry Pierre, but you need to change that name.

Bucs defense is horrible. WVs defense is horrible. I guess I am going to be a fan of teams with zero defense.

state of the columbus tosu fan

As. touched on it last post so I won't go into it again. He is dead on accurate. Columbus tOSU fans are kind of dumb and pretty much are the "what have you done for me lately?" type. Tressel is going to need to beat Michigan for sure and if he loses to PSU he will catch a lot more flack this year. Sucks for him, totally undeserved, he has a consistent top 10 program, but I guess that isn't good enough.

state of the columbus wvu fan

WVU isn't as shitty as I thought, I am beginning to think they might be able to make a bowl. Probably not a BCS bowl because I think Cincinnati is going to take the Big East's autobid, but maybe they can upset Cincinnati.

Of course now that I am coming around they will do horrible in Big East play.

tem movie review

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

Good lord they are making this too easy. I didn't even know this was a movie. I guess I didn't make the cut to get interviewed. Yay me.

Of course we get to see some other folks on here get interviewed. It was pretty interesting to hear their tales. I won't name names, you'll have to watch to see who made the cut, but I can tell you it is worth it. Or maybe the exact opposite.

The premise is that hideous men talk to the camera. I don't see how this will be a box office smash. Or why anyone would go see it. I'm pretty sure that's why I never watched it.

1 telmet sticker out of 5 because it sounds dumb.

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Brooklyn Brawler said...

beth ok, what's with the flooding

Brooklyn Brawler said...

we have sewers in nyc that prevent flooding, not sure if other cities took notice and copied that

Meiz said...

"I guess I am going to be a fan of teams with zero defense."


Which is a shame because tem was always a defensive minded wide reciever

Jugdish said...

rev needs cornrows

Meiz said...

*receiver

Brooklyn Brawler said...

john edwards is a classy man

Brooklyn Brawler said...

kong K marrying Odom this sunday

Meiz said...

CHAMPION

blue said...

good job meiz

blue said...

your life is looking up...you're getting your own place, you won a fantasy league....

all around great month for Meiz

tem said...

"Which is a shame because tem was always a defensive minded wide reciever"

sad but true.

Meiz said...

"all around great month for Meiz"


Not really

Jugdish said...

glass half empty mEEz?

ToddPacker said...

"Bucs defense is horrible."

i don't think raheem will be back next season

Meiz said...

"glass half empty mEEz?"


Always.

blue said...

josh freeman is the answer to all the bucs problems

ToddPacker said...

"TP
Where's my name/pic change?"


name: 1st day @ Keith’s New Job
and pic

Brooklyn Brawler said...

correct me if i'm wrong but the bucs dont run the cover 2 any more right?

ToddPacker said...

"correct me if i'm wrong but the bucs dont run the cover 2 any more right?"

they are running the cover zero

tem said...

they do not run the tampa 2 anymore.

tem said...

lots of man coverage

tem said...

cover zero is accurate.

tem said...

"i don't think raheem will be back next season"

they'll give him at least 2 seasons.

Meiz said...

Cowher

blue said...

if they go 0-16 or 1-15, he won't be back.

although then they could draft tebow #1

blue said...

cowher is waiting for John Fox to get fired

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"cowher is waiting for John Fox to get fired"

which he's paying jake delhomme to help along

Meiz said...

Shanahan

Brooklyn Brawler said...

gruden

Brooklyn Brawler said...

billick

Brooklyn Brawler said...

Martz

Brooklyn Brawler said...

Mariucci

Meiz said...

Mike Sherman

Meiz said...

Your face

Meiz said...

Penis?



/ep

blue said...

shanahan is going to be coaching dem cowboys this time next year

Brooklyn Brawler said...

100% he's the new cowboy coach

blue said...

or the skins


only thing that keeps him from coaching the cowboys is that Jerry Jones is too meddlesome and shanny likes to be the guy who makes all the decisions.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"only thing that keeps him from coaching the cowboys is that Jerry Jones is too meddlesome and shanny likes to be the guy who makes all the decisions."

parcells

ToddPacker said...

anyone watch that horders show... crazy people, you

Meiz said...

Wildcat looked good last night

ToddPacker said...

watched curb and the office on dvr last night... both were funny but not grate*

ToddPacker said...

"Wildcat looked good last night"

i saw a little of the 1st half and it seemed to be working well

blue said...

i played schaub and chris johnson in both leagues this last week..fuck..only thing missing was zeke to have frank gore too.

ToddPacker said...

purple jesus is carrying me in my $$ league... the rest of my team stinks

Meiz said...

"i saw a little of the 1st half and it seemed to be working well"


It was working really well.

ToddPacker said...

i got ap with the #2 pick... someone took brees 1st

JFreak said...

It stopped raining, finally.

ToddPacker said...

"It stopped raining, finally."

what are you working on in atlanta, freak?

ToddPacker said...

did deluxe take over my keeper team?

JFreak said...

For this.

JFreak said...

Yes, he did.

Meiz said...

It was common practice in 19th century Russia for bird hunters to dress as peasant women when hunting. The birds were used to the presence of the women, so they weren't spooked by the hunters when they dressed that way.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

that doesnt mean you can wear a sun dress while you fish meiz, cut it out

ToddPacker said...

"For this"

doing AV stuff for the convention?

blue said...

that looks exciting.


maybe michael moore will be there filming for his next documentary

ToddPacker said...

feels like a taco bell day

blue said...

btw, in case anyone cares.

it snowed here yesterday...the last full day of summer and it snowed..

in the foothills they got like 5-6 inches.

fuckiing fall weather

JFreak said...

Yeah, helped erect all the set and then running camera during the general sessions.

The set kind of looks like the one in pictures 7 and 8.

Meiz said...

"feels like a taco bell day"


envious. I wish we had one nearby.

JFreak said...

Except way more trussing and lights.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

If the Bond price fluctuates, along with the short itself, maybe there isn't a premium.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

sorry

Brooklyn Brawler said...

erect?
dong?

/lp

tem said...

"someone took brees 1st"

depending on the scoring system this might have been a good move.

tem said...

i don't see the bucs paying big for a big name coach just yet.

even if raheem goes 1-15.

blue said...

i gave up brees in the keeper league because i thought he had peaked...

owch

tem said...

if the bucs draft tebow i might stop being a fan.

Meiz said...

Just for fun: Cheese con queso

isiah thompson said...

Just for fun: Cheese con queso


the toilet doesn't see the humor

isiah thompson said...

Angry Lispers had quite a week.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"i gave up brees in the keeper league because i thought he had peaked...

owch"

milk was a bad choice

Jugdish said...

if the bucs draft tebow i might buy a jersey



fixed

blue said...

just change the name on the gradkowksi jersey to Tebow

blue said...

done and done

blue said...

i tried starting the "we want tebow" chant at the broncos game on sunday...got a lot of ::hot sauce::

ToddPacker said...

"if the bucs draft tebow i might stop being a fan."

stop it

isiah thompson said...

Bleu - will either Marshall or Royal catch over 60 balls this season?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

fucking royal so far is a dog, drafted him in every league

isiah thompson said...

yeah I drank the Royal kool-aid also.

kid sucks, we tried to tell you bleu

isiah thompson said...

Devin Hester thinks Eddie Royal sucks, he twatted* it.

isiah thompson said...

the Angry Lispers scored 213 points in the keeper.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUF*!!!!???!?!?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

goddamn

isiah thompson said...

went for a yog yesterday and saw about 10 people out also yogging, what was crazy was that like 3 people were talking on their celly.

wft people

blue said...

"Bleu - will either Marshall or Royal catch over 60 balls this season?"

not sure about marshall...eddie royal is seeing double coverage everywhere.

there were about 5 or 6 passes that were just complete mis-reads by Orton or bad routes by the receivers. That'll get better

blue said...

"yeah I drank the Royal kool-aid also.

kid sucks, we tried to tell you bleu"

hang in there, it's a new offense, he'll come around

isiah thompson said...

and I left our place out the garage door - pulled the hit the button and run out before the door closes move - fmz was on her way home.

get back from the yog and bang on the door - no answer (our doorbell is broked*).

figure she's not home.

wait about 15 mins and bang the door again.

had to wait till it was dark to see if the lights were on (about another 10-15 mins), see the lights on and bang the shit out of the door till she answers it.

I wanted to Chris Brown that bitch.

blue said...

marshall sat the entire 2nd quarter and most of the 1st. They came out and used him some in the 2nd half.

I still don't think he knows the offense at all

isiah thompson said...

Denver @ Oakland, not a good passing matchup, could be 3 straight weeks of craptastic.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"went for a yog yesterday and saw about 10 people out also yogging, what was crazy was that like 3 people were talking on their celly.

wft people"

your first mistake was yoggin

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"I wanted to Chris Brown that bitch."

i know how you feel, our middle door has a lock on the handle, no key so it can only be locked from the inside

cmep frequently locks this and doesnt pick up the phone when i call (bell also broked*), after sitting on trains and working all day the last thing i want to do is sit in my hallway and wait for her to wise up but it's happened twice in the past two weeks

blue said...

Denver's offense still looks like it's half asleep.

i'm tired of seeing knowhon moreno run a 2 yard dive...fuck this offensive genius bullshit

blue said...

Oakland gave up a lot of passin yards to KC, but KC just kept shitting the bed...should've won that game by about 3 TDs.


before the final drive of the game, Jamarcus russell was 3/17...

three fucking completions the entire game?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

yes, he is a bag of horse shit

bust

Brooklyn Brawler said...

he might be able to throw 80 yards from his knees but he can't complete 4 passes in a game

blue said...

he did look good on the very last drive...only part of the game i saw...but sheesh

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but it's happened twice in the past two weeks"

sounds like irreconcilable differences to me


s

blue said...

and that hit ray lewis put on darren sproles to kill the chargers drive gave me prince chills

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"and that hit ray lewis put on darren sproles to kill the chargers drive gave me prince chills"

yes, mentioned that myself yesterday (minus the prince chills)

Meiz said...

Is Ray Lewis 40 yet? What will his decline look like?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

and that 105K people announced for the Dallas game is bullshit, like 25,000 of those tickets are standing room where fans can't even see the field

Brooklyn Brawler said...

standing room only

tem said...

i'm bored

tem said...

ib. ybz.

Meiz said...

I am also bored

tem said...

it is just a boring day.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

detroit catching 6.5 at home vs skins because giving the rams 9.5 was a great idea

Spaceman Spiff said...

"like 25,000 of those tickets are standing room where fans can't even see the field"

no shit?

tem said...

does that make it detroit lock city?

JFreak said...

Maybe you're just boring people.

JFreak said...

Did blue post TMQ at shammy's yet?

tem said...

shammy still has a place?

tem said...

i thought his wife made him quit writing and get a real job.

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins-lions game will be epic

ratard vs. blacktard

which one will out-tard the other?!?!

Meiz said...

Dummy's explanation for incompetence du jour:

This thing is so slow today, it just jumps around.

Meiz said...

Lions getting off the schneid this week!

isiah thompson said...

This thing is so slow today, it just jumps around.


twss

isiah thompson said...

deke the offer to end the bet early still stands, give me 3 days of name/pic changes and we'll call it even - A FOUR DAY DISCOUNT! *you still with me boom mic guy?*

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz should take that deal if the lions lose to he skins

Brooklyn Brawler said...

meiz should take the deal period

Meiz said...

"deke the offer to end the bet early still stands, give me 3 days of name/pic changes and we'll call it even - A FOUR DAY DISCOUNT!"


Tempting, but the reward is just too good.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

obama on letterman last night

ISBNS

Jugdish said...

ep, are you gonna go visit plax in jail?

Meiz said...

"meiz should take the deal period"


Hey, gambling addict, LOOK AT THOSE ODDS. NFW you would pass that up.

Meiz said...

I wish I had a Coca-Cola

Meiz said...

Or a Mountain Dew

JFreak said...

From TMQ:

Merely in the past two weeks, President Obama has given a major health care address to Congress, a major address on bank regulation on Wall Street, a speech to the nation's schoolchildren (who were considerably better behaved than Congress), a major address on the economy to the AFL-CIO in Pittsburgh, a speech on health care in Minneapolis, a speech on health care at the University of Maryland, a speech marking the anniversary of 9/11, a speech to the UAW at an auto plant in Lordstown, Ohio, a speech in New York honoring Walter Cronkite, a speech at an Arlen Specter fundraiser in Philadelphia, a speech to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute (it's not a caucus, it's a Caucus Institute), a speech at a picnic in Cincinnati, a speech lauding a posthumous winner of the Medal of Honor, a speech about community colleges in Troy, N.Y., and a major speech on climate change at the United Nations. You can track presidential speechmaking here. This paragraph lists only his prepared speeches at public events: I exclude media appearances and informal presidential remarks during the greeting of world leaders, literary figures or sports teams. Obama is making way too many speeches.

Jugdish said...

good job tp

isiah thompson said...

meiz should take that deal if the lions lose to he skins

the deal might not be on the table that much longer

isiah thompson said...

freak with the effort to make the hyperlinks work from the c-n-p.

nice work

Jugdish said...

freak with the effort to make the hyperlinks work from the c-n-p.


he's got time


s

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"Hey, gambling addict, LOOK AT THOSE ODDS. NFW you would pass that up."

there's a reason for that

isiah thompson said...

didn't Obama also give like 5 interviews to all the major news outlets within the past week about health care? read something about in the NY Times.

the POTUS has become a career motivational speaker

ToddPacker said...

"good job tp"

thank you

Jugdish said...

the POTUS has become a career motivational speaker


he is a black matt foley

JFreak said...

"nice work"

I'm here to serve.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

she has an ass that can swallow a g string and up top, huh, two bee stings

isiah thompson said...

he has a nice dong and a great beanbag


/ep

isiah thompson said...

Hey, gambling addict, LOOK AT THOSE ODDS. NFW you would pass that up.


the Lions would have to go 8-6 the rest of the way.

it's science

Just Plain H said...

"Just for fun: Cheese con queso"

Cheese with cheese?

Meiz said...

"the Lions would have to go 8-6 the rest of the way.

it's science"


Yes, but the prospect of being in control of your name & pic is the selling point.

Meiz said...

"Cheese with cheese?"


well yeah

Jugdish said...

Cheese with cheese?


he IS in wisconsin

isiah thompson said...

let's up the steaks* then, if the lions don't go 8-8 then I get your sig for a month, you get mines for the rest of maternity*

Just Plain H said...

I worked 23 1/2 hours yesterday. Drove 587 miles and booked almost $800 in cab fare. Goddman U2

Meiz said...

"let's up the steaks* then, if the lions don't go 8-8 then I get your sig for a month, you get mines for the rest of maternity*"


Not a fucking chance

Meiz said...

How the hell do you stay awake for that long? Picked up a nice little coke habit in the cab?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"I worked 23 1/2 hours yesterday. Drove 587 miles and booked almost $800 in cab fare. Goddman U2"

any taxicab confessions?

isiah thompson said...

how much did you make H?

isiah thompson said...

was the half hour off the clock devoted to crotch grabbing?

Meiz said...

"was the half hour off the clock devoted to crotch grabbing?"


Mental image:

H throws the cab in park. Cranks up the stereo. Fires down a line. Jumps on the cab. Rocks out for 30 solid minutes. Gets back in and goes about his business.

ToddPacker said...

"was the half hour off the clock devoted to crotch grabbing?"

hilarious

isiah thompson said...

H throws the cab in park. Cranks up the stereo. Fires down a line. Jumps on the cab. Rocks out for 30 solid minutes. Gets back in and goes about his business.

hilarity

Just Plain H said...

"How the hell do you stay awake for that long? Picked up a nice little coke habit in the cab?"

Lots of caffeine

And Zeke, I cleared close to $500. Could have been better, but I will take it.

isiah thompson said...

so H what's an 8 ball going for in Bawlston*?

isiah thompson said...

5 hundo is the new hotness, nice work.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

500 in one day is pretty good

isiah thompson said...

500 in one day is pretty good


that's like 3 seasons of gambling for you.

isiah thompson said...

someone has to pick up the as. slack

Brooklyn Brawler said...

Zorn: "I'm not worried about my job"

isiah thompson said...

Zorn: "I'm not worried about my job"


if the offense stays like he won't last the season.

isiah thompson said...

stays like he


bask bitches

tem said...

zorn knows he is gone for cowher/other big name after the season is over.

ToddPacker said...

maybe after zorn is gone they will bring back spurrier

tem said...

maybe they will hire corso or holtz.

isiah thompson said...

Holth as HC, Corso as assistant head coach in charge of slurred speach

ToddPacker said...

holth can do some of his suite* pep talkth

tem said...

they can hire dr. z to be their beat writer.

the all stroked out team.

blue said...

not so fast my friend

blue said...

are they still doing the Holtth halftime pep talk?

blue said...

"the all stroked out team"

gammons will come hang out

ToddPacker said...

"are they still doing the Holtth halftime pep talk?"

i think they brought it back this season

JFreak said...
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blue said...

4oz bag...that's like 3oz's more than you need for your steak

JFreak said...
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isiah thompson said...

eracist

JFreak said...

Major Skittles challenge

4 oz bag

Total: O/U 100

Purple: O/U 17

Yellow + Green: O/U 48

Orange: O/U 25

Red + Purple + Yellow: O/U 55

Place your bets.

blue said...

i'm going to parlay the

over 100

under 25 orange

over red/purple/yellow

Brooklyn Brawler said...

over red+purple+yellow

isiah thompson said...

so freak is bored

isiah thompson said...

I bet IDGAF.

blue said...

zeke was on haitus during hte skittles challenge era

JFreak said...

"someone has to pick up the as. slack"

"so freak is bored"

either pick one or the other.

blue said...

i've won as much money on the skittles challenges as i have following the LP advise hotline

blue said...

remember when this blog was about anger slappers and nekkid pics....

those were the days

isiah thompson said...

zeke was on haitus during hte skittles challenge era

tem invented the skittles challenge in the early days

isiah thompson said...

one of this blogs founding principles was hate.

never forget

ToddPacker said...

i was never a fan of the skittles challenges

JFreak said...

i was never a fan of your face.

ToddPacker said...

whatever happened to meiz's LoV trivia challenge?

tem said...

the skittles challenge was never a fan of your face.

Jugdish said...

nice use of your face

tem said...

he got meizy and quit doing it.

tem said...

"nice use of your face"

twss

Jugdish said...

nice use of twss

JFreak said...

Any other bets?

tem said...

i'm betting

ToddPacker said...

"i was never a fan of your face."

i know, freak, your true allegiance is with footwear

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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