Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Man, I gotta write a post?

I've been getting killed at work lately. It's just brutal. But I am going to Vegas this weekend, so at least I've got that going for me.

So it looks like Prettyboy took that fight because he owed the Gobament* $5.6 million in back-taxes. I've never understood how you can rack up $5.6 million in taxes and think, "Yeah, I'm just not going to pay that". The IRS likes to hunt people down and skull-fuck them just for fun. Pay your taxes.

Some dude who owns a D-League Team wants this Jordan/Russell 1-on-1 challenge to happen. He's willing to front $100k to go to a charity. I would watch that.

NBA Update: Jonny Flynn is disappointed that Ricky Rubio is not going to play. Some dude from Russia wants to buy the Nets for $700 million (I thought Jay-Z bought them and was moving them to the Bronx?) which is twice as much as it was evaluated at. Ron Artest said to blame him if the Lakers lose next year (be careful, Ron).

Keef will be happy to know that I am going to Star Wars night at Dodger Stadium. That's right, ALL YOU CAN EAT, SUCKA.

Burress is sad. Don't drop the soap.

Roy Oswalt's doctor says he needs a backiotomy.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen do not f around. They told their body guards to shoot at photographers at a party they threw. The lame-ass photographers are suing for $1 million. I hope the Judge decides that teh photographers should be sentenced to 1 million hours of community service instead.

Apparently, they made a movie out of that book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It opens Friday. I might go see it.

That's pretty much all I've got. Go O:FB!!!

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Beth said...

I think the rule should be that if you're going to Vegas you have no right to woe about anything else...

Beth said...

And yes I didn't drown. But it's been pretty bad here the past few days - lots of flooded streets, downed trees, closed schools, etc. My area isn't that bad although the pool area in fmbeth's neighborhood is next to a lake and got basically swallowed up by it.

Jugdish said...

glad you're ok...mother nature is no joke

Beth said...

Neither are train tracks.

Just Plain H said...

"So start by 5 but have to be up at 3 to get ready, out the door by 4 for the hour-long-ish drive to g'dale?"

Welcome to my world Keef

Just Plain H said...

Beth, glad you're ok. ns

Just Plain H said...

I'm still recovering from Monday...

Beth said...

"Welcome to my world Keef"

Wait, so Keef's a heavy bald rockstar now too??? Damn, I'm away for a few days and I sure miss a lot!

s

Jugdish said...

Neither are train tracks


troof

Just Plain H said...

Love you too Beth

Just Plain H said...

FB cleaned my place again. I should just marry the girl.

SSSSSSSSSSS

Just Plain H said...

I just lit a cig with my stove. I feel very ghetto right now.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

And yes I didn't drown.

hdh

Beth said...

"FB cleaned my place again."

Clearly this FB (you have so many I get them confused...) wants to be more than a FB.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

aitch is fucking the electronic store manager?

Just Plain H said...

"aitch is fucking the electronic store manager?"

::blank stare::

Just Plain H said...

"Clearly this FB (you have so many I get them confused...) wants to be more than a FB"

Yes she does. But she knows the deal...hopefully. I've been clear but you know how women can be.

And currently there are only 3 FBs, but I don't see the other 2 that often lately.

tem said...

" My area isn't that bad although the pool area in fmbeth's neighborhood is next to a lake and got basically swallowed up by it."


good lord this might be my worst nightmare. i'd lose everything in a pool/lake.....a lool? a plake?

tem said...

"And currently there are only 3 FBs, but I don't see the other 2 that often lately"

FB 1 is squeezing out the other 2.

better be careful.

i've heard about this. you end up having to buy a ring, then you put it on a shelf, then she finally gets it. Then you spend some money. Then you get an apartment away from her.

I think skipping to the last step is wise.

tem said...

also a lot of times back taxes are not really the celebs fault.

they get bad tax advice and do something that is too agressive and the IRS notices and gets them.

So PBF might have paid $10M in taxes that year, but he really owed $15.

PBF would have no clue he underpaid because I can't imagine he is a tax wizard.

tem said...

tax code has lots of gray areas.

especially for rich folk who invest money in lots of things.

if you get too aggressive in the gray areas the IRS gets pissed.

tem said...

i am not going on a run

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"aitch is fucking the electronic store manager?"

::blank stare::


40 year old virgin

blue said...

so beth is making flood excuses as opposed to the "i've been hanging out with freak" excuses

tem said...

that is correct sir

blue said...

probably a good plan

blue said...

kathy ireland still looks good

Beth said...

"so beth is making flood excuses as opposed to the "i've been hanging out with freak" excuses"

Shhhhhh.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

beth teaching freak the ropes

1st day @ Keith’s New Job said...

"Welcome to my world Keef"

I wasn't woeing

blue said...

woe

Brooklyn Brawler said...

waking up at 3 has to sting the nostrils

1st day @ Keith’s New Job said...

Woke up at 6 today

1st day @ Keith’s New Job said...

PST

blue said...

fuck TBS and their switching around their lineup ruining my sbtb watching

Beth said...

"fuck TBS and their switching around their lineup ruining my sbtb watching'

Woe.

1st day @ Keith’s New Job said...

work time

1st day @ Keith’s New Job said...

I gotta find my mask, though

Brooklyn Brawler said...

i'd like to buy a barrel of whiskey

Brooklyn Brawler said...

and i need a small bottle of whiskey in a barrel to give to cmfost's wife to wear around her neck

blue said...

buddy of mine bought a barrel of patron (ns)

Brooklyn Brawler said...

i really want a barrel of whiskey

Just Plain H said...

I just sat down at a restaurant for breakfast and there is ::hot sauce:: on the table. EP would be proud.

blue said...

is that uncommon in Boston?

hot sauce for breakfast is the norm around here

ToddPacker said...

"Star Wars night at Dodger Stadium"

really, i think i would stay away from that game

ToddPacker said...

"hot sauce for breakfast is the norm around here"

this^

kodiac said...

never seen hot sauce affiliated in any way with breakfast (ns)

ToddPacker said...

dtv send me an anny gift... free sports pack and free showtime for 5 months

kodiac said...

of course in northern minnesota....spicy food = a little bit of pepper

ToddPacker said...

"never seen hot sauce affiliated in any way with breakfast (ns)"

hot sauce and eggs is grate*

blue said...

put hot sauce on my eggs and if i'm having hashbrowns on those too.

Just Plain H said...

"s that uncommon in Boston?

hot sauce for breakfast is the norm around here"

Its not uncommon, though not overly common either. But usually you have to ask for the hot sauce. This place has it on the table already.

kodiac said...

sounds gross...I just smother hollandaise sauce over everything

Beth said...

"of course in northern minnesota....spicy food = a little bit of pepper"

And in some hick towns in the south too. I know someone from a tiny southern town whose dad is a huge redneck and he won't eat Chik-fil-a cause it's "too spicy".

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"I just sat down at a restaurant for breakfast and there is ::hot sauce:: on the table. EP would be proud."

so silly

ToddPacker said...

"he won't eat Chik-fil-a cause it's "too spicy"."


whaaat?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

red hot is a staple in my fridge

period.

and to clarify hot sauce does not always touch a steak that rests on my plate, just felt like it that night

blue said...

chick fil a is spicy?

Jugdish said...

fuck TBS and their switching around their lineup ruining my sbtb watching

hilarity

Jugdish said...

hot sauce on breakfast tacos is the better

Jugdish said...

he won't eat Chik-fil-a cause it's "too spicy".


jeebus

blue said...

anniversary gifts from DTV are usually good.

although mine this year suckt...it was 5 free ppv movies...i don't ppv movies anyway.

Jugdish said...

chick fil a is spicy?


not on Sundays

Just Plain H said...

I've never had chic-fil-a

Just Plain H said...

Don't have many around here

ToddPacker said...

"although mine this year suckt...it was 5 free ppv movies...i don't ppv movies anyway."

yeah... i got the ppv movies before and forgot to use them. i think this was my 10 year so i guess it's better than the normal gift.

blue said...

chik fil a is alright

Jugdish said...

I've never had chic-fil-a


try it out, they are good

blue said...

yeah, my 5 year one was a full year of showtime free...which was nice

Jugdish said...

chik-fil-a has been giving away a lot of free stuff lately

ToddPacker said...

"I've never had chic-fil-a"

i have friends that go crazy over chick-fil-a. i think it's just OK

Jugdish said...

i wouldn't go crazy over any fast food...but its tasty

Jugdish said...

always packed too it seems

blue said...

lots of little kids at the chikfila here.

and they have free wifi, because that's where i want to work from, chickfila

ToddPacker said...

"always packed too it seems"

like you said, jug... not on sundays

ToddPacker said...

although, chick-fil-a breakfast is pretty good for fast food

Jugdish said...

troof...but sundays is always when a chik-fil-a sandwich sounds good

Meiz said...

"red hot is a staple in my fridge

period."


I used to be that way. Now, I won't eat the shit.

Just Plain H said...

is it closed on Sundays? Is that the joke?

Jugdish said...

nothing gets by h

Jugdish said...

s



yes, its closed on sundays...

blue said...

damn mormons

tem said...

i don't think the chic fil a's around here are closed on Sundays.

tem said...

the ones in the malls definitely aren't

Jugdish said...

i didn't think about the mall ones, those aren't

jug rarely enters a mall though

Jugdish said...

i only go to the store for beer or meat too

blue said...

chik fil a in the mall here is closed on sundays. I thought it was part of the franchise agreement

Jugdish said...

i might have to go to chik-fil-a for lunch now


but i might not

Jugdish said...

According to his mother, Bradley's unhappiness in Chicago stems in part from racism that his 3-year-old son has faced at school.

"When racism hit his 3-year-old baby in school, he couldn't take that," Rector said in a radio interview earlier this week, according to the Sun-Times. "Parents, teachers and their kids called him the n-word. He didn't even know it was a bad word until his mom told him."



where is Bradley sending his 3 year old to school??

tem said...

"chik fil a in the mall here is closed on sundays. I thought it was part of the franchise agreement"

i'll check one out on Sunday

tem said...

3yr olds go to school?

Just Plain H said...

Milton Bradley has had a tough life. ns. But seriously, you eventually have to move past your shitty experiences, grow up and take responsibility for your actions.

blue said...

better question "why is he sending his 3 year old to skool"

because the wife is so busy throughout the day?

Brooklyn Brawler said...

pre-school i guess but what 3 other 3 years old knows what the n word means

blue said...

"Milton Bradley has had a tough life. ns"

yeah it must be tough getting paid millions to play a kids game....not to mention the boardgame fortune that he has

Brooklyn Brawler said...

oh H stop it

Jugdish said...

pre-school i guess but what 3 other 3 years old knows what the n word means


that...and what kind of school do parents/teachers and kids all call a 3 year old that?

Jugdish said...

"Milton Bradley has had a tough life. ns"


he might have gotten picked on because of his name, but at least his name wasn't asswipe johnson

Meiz said...

I have never had Chick-Fil-A

Nor a breakfast burrito

Jugdish said...

Nor a breakfast burrito



yummy...egg/potato/bacon/tortilla/ounce of hot sauce

Meiz said...

"yummy...egg/potato/bacon/tortilla/ounce of hot sauce"


Only ones I ever see have onions and peppers in them, so I steer clear.

ToddPacker said...

"Nor a breakfast burrito"

strange... i thought they were commonplace

ToddPacker said...

"Only ones I ever see have onions and peppers in them, so I steer clear."

onions and peppers are staples

ToddPacker said...

starving

Brooklyn Brawler said...

me too, had breakfast for dinner last night

not a bad call by cmep

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Only ones I ever see have onions and peppers in them, so I steer clear."

hit up a mexican place, dont usually have peppers, just say no onions

ToddPacker said...

ep, ever been to foley's pub (i think it's near the empire state bldg)? my brother that lived in st pete just moved to ny (both my brothers live in the manhattan now) and is working there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dushku

she hawt

blue said...

sometimes i wish i worked at a pub

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke spent 45$ on free agents

jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

bewbies

zeke's girl holly has crooked nipples, goddman surgeon

Spaceman Spiff said...

aubrey lookin chunky

ToddPacker said...

i wish i wasn't blockt on spiff's links

Meiz said...

"onions and peppers are staples"


Gross.

isiah thompson said...

just realized that an ounce of hot sauce is a shitload of hot sauce

Meiz said...

I'm starving. I don't eat at "home".

isiah thompson said...

I usually try to grab premium waiver wire guys early and use up my faab quickly.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

nerve been to foley's pub tp

but your bros must be doing well living in manhatten

Spaceman Spiff said...

quarterbacks who have held the ball the longest on their sacks:

1. campbell - 3.66 seconds

SHOCKING

isiah thompson said...

they don't cater the morning klan meeting?

Meiz said...

"just realized that an ounce of hot sauce is a shitload of hot sauce"


Yes

Meiz said...

"they don't cater the morning klan meeting?"


I sleep through it. Those fuckers get up at 5am

Spaceman Spiff said...

on the bright side, that number makes the o-line look good

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"Clark said that there were six showers and three bathroom stalls for the visiting team, which includes 53 players and countless others on the coaching and support staff. Those that showered found water that Clark called “lukewarm at best.”

stay classy jerry jones

Meiz said...

I'd make the visitors locker room shitty, too.

Meiz said...

Packers released Aaron Rouse and signed Matt Giordano. Seems like a stupid move.

Meiz said...

Fucking Wes Welker better play this week.

Brooklyn Brawler said...

hi

Meiz said...

I want some goddamn Cajun Big Easy

Steve said...

"fuck TBS and their switching around their lineup ruining my sbtb watching'

Woe.





that' woe worthy

Beth said...

Six Flags over Georgia adds a water theme to their rollercoaster.

Jugdish said...

smoked brisket for lunch...DET

Brooklyn Brawler said...

deke, 8-8?????

your 2010 detroit Lions!

Brooklyn Brawler said...

jesus beff what the hell

Brooklyn Brawler said...

smoked brisket sounds lovely

Jugdish said...

someone left the water running in ATL

Meiz said...

You don't need defense to break even

Meiz said...

"someone left the water running in ATL"


Wet Bandits

Jugdish said...

Wet Bandits



chuckle

Meiz said...

What the fuck am I doing still working here?

Spaceman Spiff said...

you have 0 options

blue said...

he could have been an nba scab

blue said...

maybe meiz can get a job as a replacement nba referee

Jugdish said...

mize had a sales yob offer a month or two ago

Meiz said...

Can we put a tag cloud on the sidebar? That could potentially be funny.

Jugdish said...

www.mequonyobs.com

Meiz said...

mize had a sales yob interview offer a month or two ago


*fized

blue said...

what does a tag cloud do?

blue said...

maybe we should put a "follow us on twitter" link too

Jugdish said...

hotyobs.com

Jugdish said...

miezyyobs.com

blue said...

getpaidwithoutdoinganywork.com

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"getpaidwithoutdoinganywork.com"

.gov

Brooklyn Brawler said...

"getpaidwithoutdoinganywork.com"

.gov

Meiz said...

I could be a MPS tutor. $20/hr starting. I know I'm smarter than those idiots.

Jugdish said...

.gov


i got a .gov yob...suite deal, you should look into it mize

Meiz said...

"i got a .gov yob...suite deal, you should look into it mize"


Where?

Meiz said...

I guess I could always resort to looking into being a cop

Jugdish said...

Where?


texas

isiah thompson said...

.gov


hilarity

Jugdish said...

my job is tied to my air national guard position, but most are not like that obviously

Meiz said...

"texas"


ass

Jugdish said...

ass


my yob is a federal position


http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/

Brooklyn Brawler said...

benefits be good right jug?

Jugdish said...

yeah, the benefits are pretty good.

mize can finally get that new liver


s

Jugdish said...

im in a pretty good position because of my prior military service and position in the guard

blue said...

and the fact that he has no fear of falling 30 feet

Jugdish said...

and the fact that he has no fear of falling 30 feet


i didn't have that fear, but i do now

isiah thompson said...

im in a pretty good position because of my prior military service and position in the guard


one of my boyz is taking advantage of the new/changed GI bill, he's quitting and going to community college full time to collect a shitload of money.

he's not really studying anything either, just has to be a full time student to collect the loot.

sounds suite

isiah thompson said...

apparently, fear was not a factor, for jug

isiah thompson said...

deke - serious yob suggestion


medical test guy

ns

Brooklyn Brawler said...

meiz donate eggs

bitches make 10K off that shit

Jugdish said...

new/changed GI bill


i haven't looked at it yet, but it sounds suite. i will look into it soon, once i get some motivation to go back to school.

isiah thompson said...

meiz donate eggs


I like where EP's head is at today, lots o'hilarity

Meiz said...

"medical test guy"


A) I have no idea where to start with something like this.

B) You're a terrible person

isiah thompson said...

i haven't looked at it yet, but it sounds suite. i will look into it soon, once i get some motivation to go back to school.


he said you have to serve something like 3 years on active doodie* after 9/11 and that qualifies you for like 30 some k in tuition/books/housing allowance.

isiah thompson said...

"B) You're a terrible person"


apology accepted

Jugdish said...

he said you have to serve something like 3 years on active doodie* after 9/11 and that qualifies you for like 30 some k in tuition/books/housing allowance.


i probably wouldn't qualify for the full amount, but i would qualify for about 50-80%, which is still good because i had almost used up my GI Bill from before. I got out of active duty in 2000

Jugdish said...

govt yob mize...get in the system

isiah thompson said...

look into in yug*, it sounded good.

isiah thompson said...

I started out wanting to explore the premise of capitalism being anti-American, and anti-Jesus, meaning it's not a Democratic economy. And it's not run with a moral or ethical code. But when the crash happened, it added a third plot line: not only is capitalism anti-American and anti-Jesus, it doesn't work.


Moore-on

blue said...

he stirs the pot well...

blue said...

capitalism isn't anti-american

blue said...

your face is anti-jesus

blue said...

and mr. moore, we don't live in a true democratic society so shut yer mouf

isiah thompson said...

full article

isiah thompson said...

is that vidyeo-board in dallas waterproof? it's gots to be right?

also, is there a retractable roof for the "hole"

Meiz said...

I could be a cook for the NOAA

Meiz said...

We're a Republic. Just like...?

Meiz said...

BAM! Deadliest Catch, bitches!

blue said...

capitalism doesn't work, then i'm guessing that Mike Moore is giving the proceeds of his film to the government to distribute to the people?

isiah thompson said...

I think if you got on a boat they'd throw you overboard after 2 days. There would be never-ending woe coming out of your mouf*.

Meiz said...

I want to be a personal assistant to a basketball player. Or just be the white guy in the posse.

Meiz said...

"I think if you got on a boat they'd throw you overboard after 2 days. There would be never-ending woe coming out of your mouf*."


You have no clue what I'm like

Meiz said...

Just sayin'

Meiz said...

usajobs is gold. They have openings for part-time work that pays 30K a year.

isiah thompson said...

You have no clue what I'm like

I agree, but I thought you stopped with the personas a while ago and this was the "real" deke?

maybe you'd love it being out there, I don't know. you woe about a lot of shit though, I don't think being on a dangerous boat in the middle of the ocean in cold temps is your idear* of awesomeness.

Jugdish said...

fishing is his idea of awesomeness

isiah thompson said...

"I don't know why on God's Earth Tony Romo has been anointed a superstar in the National Football League," Hall of Fame running back Tony Dorsett told Fox Sports Radio. "Tony is very young in his career. Not to say you can't be young in your career and be a superstar because you've got one up there in Minnesota in Adrian Peterson.

"But the thing is this: You have a guy who hasn't done much, and quarterbacks in the NFL, most of them go through this growing curve. He hasn't gone through that growing curve, but he was anointed this great player all of a sudden. Now he's having to live up to that. And obviously Tony has some deficiencies."


IN YOU FACE! Romo

IN

DE

FACE!

FAAAAAACCCCCE!

isiah thompson said...

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