Thursday, September 03, 2009

I don't have much to say... for once.

Yeah, not much has gotten my attention, but here are a few quick hitters.

Curt Schilling says he would be interested in Ted Kennedy's vacant seat. Good luck with that #38. Let's forget for a second that you have no qualifications whatsoever. This state is bluer than...something really blue, and you openly supported Bush, the war, and McCain. You have ZERO chance of getting elected.

Advertising during sporting events is ridiculous. The Red Sox's "rivalry games" against Tampa and NY are sponsored by Hess. I flip over to the 4 letter and the bottom line is sponsored by Aleve while they are playing a highlight sponsored by Citgo. Really? REALLY? Really. It's getting out of hand. Pretty soon every other word out of the announcer's mouth will be a product's name. "Here's the google™ windup and the Taco Bell™ pitch. And it's a Coors Light™ fly ball to left, caught by Norwegian Cruise Line™ spokesman Jason Bay. That out was brought to you by Yahoo! Sports™, now with free statracker." Seriously, tone it down people.

Speaking of advertisements, can we please go back to the days where you couldn't advertise prescription drugs? I tuned in to watch a ballgame, not to hear about the latest glaucoma treatment or how to cure my ailing prostate. That's what my doctor is for. And some of the side effects are worse than the condition it is treating. I heard one commercial that said a possible side effect was death. I mean, I guess if you are dead then you don't have to worry about what was ailing you, but it seems a little extreme to me.

Memo to aspiring National League pitchers, consider pitching a couple months in Boston first. Apparently this is the magic elixir* for NL success. Seriously, Brad Penny goes out and tosses 8 shutout innings while Josh Beckett struggles for the 4th straight start. Maybe John Farrell isn't as good a pitching coach as we thought.

That's it. Read. React. Or don't. That's on you.

*Is elixir > D-? If so, I apologize for using it.

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Beth said...

So apparently all the "Jug is dead" comments weren't really that far off. Woe for Jug.

Aitch said...

Yea. I actually feel really bad for him. Broken ribs are no joke.

Aitch said...

I do, however, want to hear the whole story and whether he got some play before he was injured.

Aitch said...

And I just realized, for supposedly not having much to say, I said an awful lot.

Beth said...

Jug should have a very cool story about how he got injured, cause if the truth isn't exciting he could easily make one up.

Aitch said...

I wonder what the future holds for EP. Moving in with the in-laws will be tough.

Aitch said...

Beth, are you implying that Jug would Meiz up a story for us?

DYSWIDT?

Aitch said...

Tem said he was working a half day today. I wonder if it the first half or the second.

Aitch said...

Beth blocked my first Z

Aitch said...

But not my second. Suite.

Aitch said...

Do I have a temrun in me?

Aitch said...

I don't think so

Aitch said...

But maybe.

Aitch said...

I

Aitch said...

AM

Aitch said...

BORED

Aitch said...

I should take a road trip.

Aitch said...

I wonder how much gas it would take to get to Denver. I need to make good on my threat to kick Blue

Aitch said...

Speaking of Denver, has that team become a soap opera or what?

Aitch said...

If you think about it, the drama started with the Cutler/Jake Plummer QB controversy and the franchise has spiraled down ever since.

Aitch said...

No Josh Mcdaniels is saying they will monitor the Jets' public comments about their interest in Brandon Marshall and possibly pursue tampering charges. Calm down Josh.

Aitch said...

Btw, where the hell did Mark Reynolds come from? He's second in the NL in HRs? Has he ever had power numbers like this? I will investigate.

Aitch said...

So in 111 games his rookie year he hit 17. Last year he hit 28 in 152 games. This year he has hit 40 in 127 games. Hmmm...

Aitch said...

Juice or natural progression.

Aitch said...

I hate that baseball makes me suspicious of everybody.

Aitch said...

All that they are discussing on sports radio here is whether Schilling should run or not.

Aitch said...

It's rather annoying.

Aitch said...

Ok gotta throw out some bat signals.

El Padrino said...

VIVA VIAGRA!

El Padrino said...

Reynolds is the truth, just raw power.

Aitch said...

Beth bat signal:
Lesbians, lawyers, kinky sex

El Padrino said...

strikes out like adam dunn

El Padrino said...

i've broken ribs before, not cool

Aitch said...

EP bat signal:
Olive Garden has the best italian food.

Aitch said...

Oops, EP is already here.

El Padrino said...

deez nutz it does

Aitch said...

Kodiac bat signal:
I saw an injustice perpetrated against a Native American.

Aitch said...

Meiz bat signal:
Woe

Beth said...

"Lesbians, lawyers, kinky sex"

Someone call me?

El Padrino said...

damn and a broken arm, the fuck jug you fall down a hill or a mountain

jesus, when i did my drunk fall all i broke was my nose (and pinky but that doesnt count, i break my pinky often)

Beth said...

Christmas gifts for bgEP and bgBlue.

Aitch said...

Yea I'm anxiously awaiting that whole story. My guess is he fell on some rocks or something.

El Padrino said...

i saw that the other day beth

what is wrong with people

El Padrino said...

"Yea I'm anxiously awaiting that whole story. My guess is he fell on some rocks or something."

or in an alligator

El Padrino said...

hope someone youtubed jug falling down a mountain

El Padrino said...

i see there was some grill chatter last night

Beth said...

"i see there was some grill chatter last night"

Careful EP, if you start reading LOVad after the fact you're at risk of losing your well-earned reputation of not paying attention to other people's comments.

Aitch said...

Yea seriously padrino. You must be bored too.

El Padrino said...

lovad is so light these days reading it takes lil effort

Aitch said...

Solid point el padroni

Aitch said...

Blow. That was an excellent movie

El Padrino said...

yes it was

Aitch said...

EP, when I lose my bet, what kind of beer am I sending you?

El Padrino said...

Sam Adams, Seasonal Beer

I guess Winter Lager since that will be in season.

Aitch said...

I wonder if Kod is still rockin the suite beard or if someone introduced him to a razor.

El Padrino said...

i'v already told cmep i'm rocking a beard in the winter

tem said...

i missed jug dying?

tem said...

"I wonder if it the first half or the second."

i legitimate question with me.

i love sleeping in.

but i am working the first half.

Aitch said...

I'm also trying to think of which signature Boston food would be non-perishable enough to send you.

Steve said...

for some reason, i've never had a drunken tumble and hurt myself.

i'm not sure how i've made it this long without doing so. it must be the helmet

and jug, from this point on, you didn't have a drunken tumble. you where defending the honor of some poor woman from a gang of hoodlems. one of those low life scum bags blindsided you with a bat.

tem said...

jug got hurt and when he showed the pictures of what it would be like it was a bunch of drunks in tubes on a river.

wft happened?

tem said...

" it must be the helmet"

big aitch.

Aitch said...

"i legitimate question with me"

Getting the hdh out of the way early I see.

El Padrino said...

"I'm also trying to think of which signature Boston food would be non-perishable enough to send you."

other than clam chowder what are they known for, boston creme pie?

Aitch said...

The good news about Jug's injury is that tem has one less competitor in the softball challenge.

tem said...

thanks for reminding me about softball jug.

i have to pick up the team packet today!


NS

thanks. i forgot all about it.

tem said...

and now i called H, jug.

the jug era is back.

tem said...

going to alabama made me dumber.

tem said...

also, i think i lost a pirates/reds bet with keef.

will pay that off monday.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

This name may be sacrilegious...

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

But if tem can call himself a king, why can't I call myself Jesus?

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

But if tem can call himself a king, why can't I call myself Jesus?

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Yea I don't know what else we are known for, other than chowda.

Steve said...

I'm not saying he should of done it...but I understand.

El Padrino said...

clambakes

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Name change may have killed LOV

tem said...

work killed lov.

Beth said...

"I'm not saying he should of done it...but I understand"

Stevadrino

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Video killed the radio star

tem said...

i never put Esq. after my name.

that's crossing the line.

tem said...

and i didn't like the name king tem.

maybe emporer tem would have worked.

i need to look up how to spell emporer. doesn't look right.

tem said...

also your face killed the radio star.

tem said...

going to the Bengals game tonight.

El Padrino said...

suite

tem said...

i guess.

most players that i will get to see will be working at walmart on monday.

El Padrino said...

then you can visit them again!

blue said...

fuck the broncos

blue said...

and mcdaniels hates the jets, it's science

blue said...

GIAMBI....

you know it

was about to pick up Penny in the keeper league yesterday but decided against it...fuck me

blue said...

that is all


look for an exciting announcement later this day

tem said...

exciting announcement from you?

tem said...

i hope it is from me.

and i hope it is that i have news for you.

Meiz said...

Jesus fucking christ, Jug.

Meiz said...

"Reynolds is the truth, just raw power."


Did I tell you, or what?

tem said...

or what?

El Padrino said...

"Did I tell you, or what?"

I don't know Oracle did you?

tem said...

your face doesn't know

Jugdish said...

story time...i'm typing one handed, so be patient


twss

Jugdish said...

we left for the house/started drinking around 1 pm friday, about a 4 hour trip

Beth said...

"look for an exciting announcement later this day"

Blue's coming out of the closet?

Jugdish said...

got there around 5. there was a bar named riley's right next door to our house. it was one of those bars where you can bring your dog in with you. we drank Pearl beer there...

Jugdish said...

left the bar close to 7 and tapped the keg at the house. we noticed there was a train track that came by the house, we went out there to walk the bridge like in stand by me

Jugdish said...

we just hung out at the house drinking as more people showed up and drank with us...sadly no one cooked dinner, so we decided to order pizza around 10:30

Jugdish said...

jug ordered 9 pizzas. some more friends of jug showed up, so he decides to take them on the stand by me bridge walk

Jugdish said...

jug is out on the bridge with them about 20 paces ahead, when he notices a train coming ahead. it was reaaly dark, and the train lights were really bright.

PAC-10 poon said...

i see where this is headed...

you're vern

Jugdish said...

we all turn around and head back the other way, now jug is 20 paces behind everyone. it is not easy to walk on those bridges with flip flops

El Padrino said...

i need a picture of this bridge/train track area

Jugdish said...

so i get to a point where it looks like the ground is about 10 feet below me, lower myself off the edge of the track and dropped thinking it would only be about a 5 foot drop. i would find out later it was a 30 foot drop.

tem said...

jug got runned over by the damned ole train?

Jugdish said...

my friends called my name, but no answer, so they thought i might be joking with them and went back to the house to see if i was there...about a 2 min walk

Jugdish said...

i wasnt at the house, so the grabbed a flash light and headed back to find me. he shines the light down an sees me starting to stand up...the following convo takes place:

him: you OK?
jug: i don't know.
him: did you fall?
jug: i don't know
him: where are your shoes?
jug: i don't know
jug: i got my Sox hat

Jugdish said...

i make my way back to the house with some assistance, by that time the pizza arrives, so i ate some.

my friend checks my eyes, but they just indicate drunk, not concussed

i decide to go to bed

Jugdish said...

most people didn't know what had happened, just that i was going to bed early...one chick came back there and jumped on me while i was laying in bed half asleep

Jugdish said...

throughout the night i toss ab=nd turn and realize i'm in a lot of pain. can't fully extend left arm, everything hurts. next morning it took me about 20 minutes to sit up

Jugdish said...

turns out i was pretty concussed...my friend and his gf take me to ER

Jugdish said...

i was pretty out of it, naucious and concussed...i get some xrays and my cat got scanned

Jugdish said...

injuries include:


broken arm
3 cracked ribs
3 cracked vertebrate
bruised lung
possible punctured diaphram (negative)

El Padrino said...

keef take notes, this is a real concussion story

El Padrino said...

"broken arm
3 cracked ribs
3 cracked vertebrate
bruised lung
possible punctured diaphram (negative)"

30 foot fall in flip flops

sounds about right, get well buddy

blue said...

jug...

are you sure you didn't just get hit with a softball?

Jugdish said...

vertebrate injuries are on the non-weight barring part, so just sore

i spent 2 nights in the hosp in austin and came home mon night

blue said...

cracked vertebrae?

sounds painful...

at least you'll have more LoV time now

blue said...

jug doesn't have to wear one of those halo things does he?

Beth said...

"possible punctured diaphram (negative)"

Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant.

blue said...

and then the most important question.


did you get laid?

Jugdish said...

sounds about right, get well buddy


will do. i was really lucky. there was a barbed wire fence post about 5 feet from where i landed. everything on the left side of my body is sore

blue said...

"Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant."


hilarity, truly made me aitch

Jugdish said...

are you sure you didn't just get hit with a softball?


God no! i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies!

tem said...

"Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant."


ha!

Jugdish said...

"Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant."

good stuff

tem said...

really the moral of this story is "don't watch movies"

if you had never seen Stand By Me, you would have never walked out there.

this is why Tem is the greatest.

blue said...

that'll teach you to get a divorce.


/ep

Jugdish said...

negative on getting laid, but i did see boobs

Beth said...

this is one of many reasons why Tem is the greatest.

*fixed

Jugdish said...

we thought about making up some bull fighting or bull riding story, but havent worked out all the details

Jugdish said...

ill have to see if anyone has pics of that bridge

Meiz said...

"broken arm
3 cracked ribs
3 cracked vertebrate
bruised lung
possible punctured diaphram (negative)"


I want to be the 1st to say it.





woe

Jugdish said...

totally unrelated, i just signed up for direct tv and pretty much got the sunday ticket for free

isiah thompson said...

keef take notes, this is a real concussion story

HILARITY

El Padrino said...

"will do. i was really lucky. there was a barbed wire fence post about 5 feet from where i landed. everything on the left side of my body is sore"

so you landed on your left side, because is you landed on your legs chances are one of those would have snapped

isiah thompson said...

"Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant."

DOUBLE HILARITY

Beth said...

"ill have to see if anyone has pics of that bridge"

Here you go jug.

Jugdish said...

I want to be the 1st to say it.





woe

yes, woe!

isiah thompson said...

totally unrelated, i just signed up for direct tv and pretty much got the sunday ticket for free

TRIPLE HILARITY!!!!


ok maybe not, but how did you pull this off?

isiah thompson said...

and jeebus chris jug, glad you are "ok".

don't try to re-enact the "Over-Golded" scene from I'm Gonna Git You Suckah, you might not make it.

Jugdish said...

my left heel was pretty bruised, but no pain there.
i think i hit there first, then left arm

isiah thompson said...

we went out there to walk the bridge like in stand by me

quessssstions:

1) What happened when you saw the dead body?

2) Did Lard Ass puke during the pie eating contest?

tem said...

good fix beth.

Beth said...

"I want to be the 1st to say it.

woe

yes, woe!"

Sorry Jug, check today's 1st comment. Woe has already been said.

blue said...

"ok maybe not, but how did you pull this off?"

sign up for Directv and get the premium package and they throw in sunday ticket for free.

i got that years ago when i signed up

Beth said...

"i got that years ago when i signed up"

Hate to tell you this blue but that announcement really wasn't that exciting. Way to get our hopes up there.

tem said...

blue is a ruiner.

Jugdish said...

ok maybe not, but how did you pull this off?


they had a special for returning customers

Meiz said...

Blue is going to Caput Mundi

Meiz said...

cmBlue is having twins

Meiz said...

Blue is coming to Milwaukee

Meiz said...

Blue is getting a jugvorce

Meiz said...

Blue hit the lotto and we're all getting a grand.

Meiz said...

Blue won a Lamborghini in a raffle.

El Padrino said...

jug i would have taken my chances with the train

blue said...

here zeke

Beth said...

"Blue is coming to Milwaukee"

He said it was exciting meiz.

Meiz said...

Blue has figure out an easy way to make this place profitable

Meiz said...

Blue's been writing an LOV book, all along, and is getting it published by Random House

Meiz said...

"He said it was exciting meiz."



Blue is coming to Cedarburg

El Padrino said...

Blue is going to be on the Biggest Loser.

tem said...

blue is really keith.

Beth said...

blue is really red.

isiah thompson said...

today is hilarity day on LOV.

congrats to all those involved

isiah thompson said...

TAMPA, Fla. -- In a stunning move 10 days before the start of the regular season, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have dismissed offensive coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski.

jeebus chris, being an o-coordinator in the nfl is a dicey yob.

El Padrino said...

the BC guy, hahahahah O:FB knows no boundaries

isiah thompson said...

spiffg with an old guys vegas column

Steve said...

"keef take notes, this is a real concussion story"

"Good thing it was negative, that happened to a friend of mine and she got pregnant."


beth and ep win the comments of the morning contest.

Meiz said...

"He's "That Guy" who goes to a casino with $25, keeps claiming that he needs to hit an ATM and never does, never pays for a drink and somehow leaves with $350. Doesn't every extended crew have a guy like that?"


Hi.

isiah thompson said...

CFB tonight

DET

El Padrino said...

"CFB tonight

DET"

Boise St game, bought some jose ole taquitos specifically for tonight

Keith S said...

"also, i think i lost a pirates/reds bet with keef.

will pay that off monday."


Name/pic are at the end of Tuesday's comments

isiah thompson said...

Name/pic are at the end of Tuesday's comments


so they never happened

/ep

Keith S said...

"We have shared every level of blood-alcohol from 0.1 to 2.7."


How would you be 2.7?

blue said...

2.7 is dead

blue said...

good guesses by all...but here is the big announcement

it lives

blue said...

mission tortillas, the official tortillas of Boise State football

Keith S said...

LP

Meiz said...

"LP"


He doesn't want it, because you can only use Heineken kegs with it

El Padrino said...

what deke said

Keith S said...

He doesn't want it, because he doesn't have any available credit

*fized

blue said...

meiz, i don't like your attitude

Meiz said...

I don't like your altitude

isiah thompson said...

hilarity deke

blue said...

you calling me short?


/lp

blue said...

Clearing throat...

da face

Meiz said...

grinding halt

blue said...

it's because of you

isiah thompson said...

bluedrino

Meiz said...

Oh my god, she's a moron. can't even give customers the right price for stuff. Un fucking real.

blue said...

zekefast

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

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