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GG OF 14. I figured it would be a really old lady. It was some 16yr old kid. I guess GG can't drive anymore because she is old. Or dead. Or both. Do you stop being old when you die? I guess so. I never say, wow that Abe Lincoln sure is old. Of course I don't talk about Abe very much. Maybe if I talked about him more I'd call him old. Meiz was not allowed to talk about Abe in his old place. Or his current place, I guess he moves in tomorrow.
TEM STORY
Sitting at the bar last night eating some food and having a couple beers. I am up to beer number four and the waitress asks me if I knew buckets of 6 were cheaper. I say nope, and she says yeah, but don't worry about it, she'll just put a bucket in the system for me. So I am thinking, cool, I'll have two more and just pay the bucket price instead of the regular price....Nope, she brings me a whole bucket of 6 beers. I wasn't really looking to have 10 beers last night, but oh well. I thought about just taking a couple home with me, but then I just finished them.
Also at the bar there was this chick and her dude sitting near me. The chick says "no, I don't want to go to a strip club on monday night." I wasn't really listening to them, but I had to laugh when I heard that. She noticed I laughed and asked me what I thought about strip clubs on Mondays. I told her that they usually have the D squad out on Monday and not the first stringers, so I wouldn't go on a Monday. Then she gets all mad and says "what? I usually work on Monday nights." I couldn't tell if that meant she was a stripper or just dumb and thought I meant all places of employment put out the D squad on Monday night. So I just blank stared her and went back to drinking.
TEM THOUGHTS
So I think that LOV would work well as some sort of TV drama/comedy on ABC. Like some sort of Sunday night thing. We certainly have enough characters and story lines to keep it interesting. The only problem would be how to have the main characters interact. I mean, the show couldn't just have us typing on a blog. I guess it could. I don't know. Solve that problem and I think the show writes itself. Someone get on that. Give me royalties. I'll write some of the show if you solve the interaction problem.
As we are all probably aware my mind thinks weird shit. I just can't help it. Here are the WWL headlines and then my immediate thoughts:
Sources: QB Pennington out for year - Out where? Being outside that long will cause him to catch a cold.
Blog USC RB critical, stable after 7-hour surgery - He shouldn't be critical of his doctors, he is the one that dropped a bar on his neck. Maybe he is critical of his spotter. He should be critical of his spotter.
Meyer hopes Tebow will return for LSU game - Tebow will return when he is damn well ready to.
Report: Raiders aide tells cops Cable broke jaw - Whose jaw? The aide's jaw? Cable's own jaw? Do we need to report on everything people tell the cops? I once saw a bum tell a cop that some old dude punched him and stoled his piss jar. That never made the news.
Angels clinch West, honor fallen teammate - Maybe instead of honoring him they should just help him up.
TEM MOVIE REVIEW
OK this post is dragging on and it is already 9:15 so let's get to the review. That is 9:!5 EST of course.
Couples Retreat
This movie is a classic Army movie. Well classic might be a strong word. Let's just say it is an Army movie. It's no Stripes, but it might be In The Army Now.
Anyway, so this is about the famous Couples Retreat of the first all gay platoon. Don't ask me how they made an all gay platoon, or why, the movie never tells me, but they did make one. And if you don't believe me give me like an hour and I'll show you a Wiki page for it. So this gay platoon is marching on the bad guys, they are not doing so well. You know, because they are gay and stereotypically gays can't fight. They throw grenades poorly and they don't hold the guns right. Which is odd because you'd think that gays would be good at holding guns, but I digress. So they decide to retreat. The movie is about their retreat.
Oh yeah, it is the couples retreat because the gays are all dating each other. I left that part out.
So the gay couples retreat from battle and hilarity ensues. I think Vince Vaughn dies in the movie. Literally, I think it was on CNN awhile back.
1 helmet sticker out of 5. I need to start reviewing good movies.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 353 Newer› Newest»Good post tem, I especially enjoyed the bar stories.
And that waitress was either an idiot or just decided that the tip on 10 beers >>>>>> the tip on 6 beers.
why was i waiting for beth to post first when she has that pic?
keith has a hardon for dogs, that's why he gave beth that pic
fucking braves need to start losing
bar stories are always fun
*Good post freak, I especially enjoyed the bar stories.
*fixed
freak doesn't go to the bar
first midget dong talk then gay couple retreat movie review
the tide is turning
fucking rockies need to start losing
*fixed
"Angels clinch West, honor fallen teammate - Maybe instead of honoring him they should just help him up."
hilarity, but aja that was kool*
fucking rockies need to continue losing
*fixed
Redskins plane was parked at the airport out near my house yesterday...rumor has it that Dan Snyder was making a visit to one Mike Shanahan
Good fix jug.
I'm still trying to figure out why Tem thought GG OF 14 would be for an old lady or a 16 year old.
Clearly it's for a baseball player with initials of GG who wears no 14 and plays the outfield.
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i figured it would be an old lady.
was SAS to see a 16yr old kid.
nerver thought he'd be on outfielder.
"freak doesn't go to the bar"
fair enough, i guess.
"Redskins plane was parked at the airport out near my house yesterday"
which house? your regular home, your new home or your condo?
Damn, my blondeness strikes again. I just realized you expected an old lady cause you thought it was saying "Great Grandmother OF 14".
blue lives in a hangar?
I can only hope that one day I'll mention "my house" and someone will have to ask me which house.
""Great Grandmother OF 14"."
yep, that's what i expected.
or I guess an old dude for great granpa.
"I can only hope that one day I'll mention "my house" and someone will have to ask me which house."
don't set the bar too high. not everyone can be bluecessful
maybe GG stands for gigantic gonads
"don't set the bar too high. not everyone can be bluecessful"
2 crackhouses would qualify.
2 crackhouses, 2 whorehouses, 2 outhouses, whatever.
snyder's plane was parked near my villa in tuscany
maybe just marry two guys (lawyers obviously) and take their houses.
"snyder's plane was parked near my villa in tuscany"
is that where you get your spaghetti sauce and pizza?
yes, and my "tour of italy"
that's what being blueccessful is all about.
"First lady says 'gloves are off' in Olympics bid "
well i'd hope so. wearing gloves indoors is dumb. and i assume that she is doing her bidding indoors. i mean the people who run the olympics have to be inside right?
if she has been wearing her gloves inside this whole time then chicago will never get the olympics.
you would wear gloves if they were bidding for the winter olympics though right?
bizarre, egyptians slaughters all thier pigs because of swine flu, but they used to feed them garbage and now that they are all dead the garbage is piling up on the streets
who feeds garbage to pigs? what does that do to the pork?
"And that waitress was either an idiot or just decided that the tip on 10 beers >>>>>> the tip on 6 beers."
probably a bit of both.
she is definitely an idiot.
"you would wear gloves if they were bidding for the winter olympics though right?"
not inside.
"who feeds garbage to pigs? "
egyptians....you just said that.
what if the bidding was inside the ice hotel
"who feeds garbage to pigs?"
didn't you watch snatch?
"Homeless sex offenders camp in woods"
the homeless are getting a good head start on tent city.
in fact when tent city hits the homeless will have all the knowledge. they'll have the experience of living in tents and boxes and under bridges. they will be the leaders of tent city because they will know what to do.
2011 is when the homeless rise up and take control. TP is fucked, he is on the homeless blacklist.
"what if the bidding was inside the ice hotel"
like in James Bond?
yep, they're already circulating pictures of TP
yes, like in james bond
if it was an ice hotel like in James Bond then yes, she could wear her gloves.
ok, just checking
"2011 is when the homeless rise up and take control."
we should write a movie script based on this
"6. Several places, including McDonald's and In-N-Out, will serve you the Neapolitan milkshake. It's just what it sounds like -- chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes layered in a cup."
good to know
"we should write a movie script based on this"
the movie and the LOV TV show = we are all blueccessful
"10. Some Subways will still make you the popular pizza sub from the 1990s. Once the chain decided to make their focus healthy eating, the pizza sub disappeared from the menu in most places (the word is that Canadian and Mexican Subways still offer them on a regular basis). But if you ask, lots of places will still make it for you. Be warned, though -- Jared would not approve of the nine slices of pepperoni and copious amounts of cheese slathered in marinara sauce."
wow pizza sub from subway must be delicious
fucking S
it is pretty good
"I'll write some of the show if you solve the interaction problem."
we blog for 5 years, then all meet at a reunion (lov-picnic)
hilarity ensues
they had a chicken parm sub that was great too.
the sauce was straight from italy. actually maybe it was better than italy.
that's the series finale el pad.
i like to think that the tv show would be like the end of doogie howser...just a bunch of retards typing on their computers
you can get pizza at subway now..authentic NY pizza (ns)
So would we play ourselves in the series?
LoV TV picnic would have to end in a massive fight.
"freak doesn't go to the bar"
says you.
"that's the series finale el pad."
exactly, but since we always add a new wrinkle our season finale will be our season premiere
then each episode will work backwards, highlighting various storylines for each character
so for example your bar story will be acted out in a episode which will segue into another character story, into another and so forth
and if we last long enough we get all the way to the end and our series finale is the day rev published viva la revolucion
*the above is already copywritten by El Padrino, CO.*
"LoV TV picnic would have to end in a massive fight."
Anchorman style
"So would we play ourselves in the series?"
yes, i think so
freak steal camera equipment from fresno, we are going to need it
the above was already done as an episode of Seinfeld.
*fixed
i've only seen like 30 seinfeld episodes
"So would we play ourselves in the series?"
"yes, i think so"
And someone is going to need to study how they make Tom Cruise look normal size so that we can use that for the EP scenes.
"i've only seen like 30 seinfeld episodes"
They had one where it started at the end and gradually went backwards.
"They had one where it started at the end and gradually went backwards."
They didn't do the whole series that way, so boo-ya.
in you face elizabeth
i think el pad's idear isn't bad.
dare i say that i like it.
Do you dare?
"So would we play ourselves in the series?"
I vote yes. And its all ad-libbed.
god damn, that's a brawl
time to write a tv pilot
"I vote yes. And its all ad-libbed."
makes writing the episodes easy.
did el pad just link up a kid getting beat to death?
"did el pad just link up a kid getting beat to death?"
I did. It made me sad.
El Pad, how long does zeke have your name for?
the fight would be of zack/slater proportions
speaking of which, that episode was on this morning
"I did. It made me sad."
yeah, good lord. thanks for the debbie downer.
and...tbs has fized their schedule back so my sbtb viewing problem has been corrected.
thanks obama
"El Pad, how long does zeke have your name for?"
2 days
TBS knows comedy
The Picnic IS the movie(After the TV series ends).
that fight shit was brutal.
all i know is we have some golden episodes:
rev's sleep contraption
jug's bridge mishap
keef's fake concussion
piss ice
Tp's decking of a homeless man
my football melee
T's $1000 bouqet of roses
deke's KKK living situation
zeke's retirement
who cares death
stiggy's missing person case
aitch's american idol diaries
me in general
the whole temgagement
it's endless
wrong place wrong time for that kid
forgot cheese heroin
Goddamn bitch on fb has been woeing over her dead grandma for a solid week. Get over it.
Old people die. Its what they do.
"that fight shit was brutal."
i had to stop watching it.
so now, meiz is woeing about woeing
who feeds garbage to pigs? what does that do to the pork?
you need to watch that episode of Dirty Yobs where the pig farmer in Vegas makes pig food out of buffet left-over (re: trash)
is our show on cable so that i can post titties
"i had to stop watching it"
the worse is at the end when the chicks are dragging the dead kid and telling him to wake up...sends shivers
EP your name is White Webster, efforting on the pic.
tried to warn you about JDH
is our show on cable so that beth can show her titties*
(fized)
delhomme is awesome
"Redskins plane was parked at the airport out near my house yesterday...rumor has it that Dan Snyder was making a visit to one Mike Shanahan"
blue, any idea who shanny would bring in as D coordinator
JDH is 2 letters away from HDH and that just doesn't work in the NFL.
"is our show on cable so that beth can show her titties*
(fized)"
You beat me to it blue, that was going to be my fix. :-)
why didnt the panthers run the ball more, the game was close for a while
"blue, any idea who shanny would bring in as D coordinator"
gregg robinson?
no clue, he was touring camps with Bob Slowik, i think, but i doubt that Snyder would let him bring in slowik
"the worse is at the end when the chicks are dragging the dead kid and telling him to wake up...sends shivers"
glad i stopped.
gregg robinson?
stop, he's not leaving UM
"tried to warn you about JDH"
THE PICK 6 was clearly smiff's fault, jdh did not play bad
"Redskins plane was parked at the airport out near my house yesterday...rumor has it that Dan Snyder was making a visit to one Mike Shanahan"
That rumor was wrong. Says Adam Schefter.
Cheapskate's actually giving me a paid day off. I am honestly SAS.
schefter works for WWL now, he cant be trusted
"That rumor was wrong. Says Adam Schefter."
schefter doesn't know shit...he's living it up in bristol now.
So Dan Snyder, or some other Redskins exec, just decided to come to Denver for the Great American Beer fest...and to see the aspens changing colors...got it.
maybe it was someone who likes the redskins and painted their plane as such?
I think Schefter said shanny wasn't even in denver yesterday.
All show and no trousers.
the redskins said that their plane is used for business at times by other peeps or some shit, that the plane being there was not football related
All fur coat and no trousers
*fixed
Is Y! fantasy down right now?
Nope, all show and no trousers.
"I think Schefter said shanny wasn't even in denver yesterday."
nope, he was in DC, the plane was there to pick up his wife
Welker is still not playing football? What the fuck, Wes?
All fur coat, no trousers
All hat, no cattle
Has there ever been a Tem era?
isn't it always a tem era
TJW has to be part of the tv show
be back at 1
EST?
wasn't Mike Shanny a .500 coach post-elway?
cutty greater > blacktard
not sure if shanny is the answer, he's what 69 years old?
he's not a great coach anymore....same age as belicheck
blacktard wont be there next year, so he would choose whatever QB. shanny would need to bring in a D coordinator that knows how to pressure the QB/blitz at times. this D has better players than the one he built. also, dont let shanny have any input when drafting D players. skins also need a real GM.
thats a lot of stuff, suite
i don't think he's the answer either, but he's gotta be better than zorn
wouldnt mind gruden except for the QB hoarding
Gruden would be my first pick.
shanny/holmgren are too old, they've been there/done that. Skins need a major rebuilding.
snyder won't do that though.
and he won't hire a GM, Cerrato is in like that.
"wouldnt mind gruden except for the QB hoarding"
I see nothing wrong with QB hoarding.
/Meiz's Keeper team
Blue, don't forget to post TMQ today.
Where the hell is blue gonna post TMQ?
In your face.
BAM!
I won't allow him to do that. Or maybe I should let him think he can do it, then I'll seize my opportunity to kick him.
One of the suspects accused of killing an honor student in a beating captured on tape in Chicago has admitted to jumping on the victim's head after he was lying on the ground, according to spokeswoman for the state's attorney. The victim, Derrion Albert, never struck him, 19-year-old Silvanus Shannon said in his videotaped confession, the spokeswoman said
stone cone*
that fight video was awful
I am unfazed by the fight video
I'm benching Romo for Eli
hi
I am unfazed by the fight video
diddo*
the sound of the boards cracking skulls was straight street
i don't think I want to watch that video
"I am unfazed by the fight video"
God, you are so damn cool.
you don't
"i don't think I want to watch that video"
Its not that bad
"God, you are so damn cool."
This is not news to me, dork.
I saw no white people in that video
They killed the white guy before filming. That was a test run for the real deal.
Oh ok. At least we didn't have to see that
Noone in my $ league is undefeated after 3 weeks
the dude that died is the one the camera guy goes "daaaaaaaaaaamn!!!"
when he gets hit by the board..
How can you not dodge a big ass board like that?
How can you not dodge a big ass board like that?
not everyone is an ex-NBA scab with cat like reflexes deke.
anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?
and that is not a deliberate lead in to an el pad joke.
Source: Colts' Freeney to miss 2 to 3 weeks
how's that grab ya freak?
"How can you not dodge a big ass board like that?"
you just saw a video of how you can not dodge it.
he missed the "if you can dodge a wrench" day at school.
"How can you not dodge a big ass board like that?"
if steve isnt there to push you out of the way and/or take the hit for you, you aint dodgin it
science
"Noone in my $ league is undefeated after 3 weeks"
same here
"anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?"
no
""anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?"
never
sometimes i feel shorter than normal..
i'm with ya tem.
""How can you not dodge a big ass board like that?""
hard to dodge when you get hit from the side/behind
"how's that grab ya freak?"
Softly, from the front.
and that is not a deliberate lead in to an el pad joke.
now you know how I feel everyday
/ep
*I'll hit the bp fastball if noone else will.
"anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?"
Women just walk around feeling fatter than normal, even if they aren't.
i am walking around more straight up now. i feel short today.
i enjoy shooting people down
"anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?"
Yes. People always tell me I'm tall. I don't buy it. This is why I wish I was 6'7". I have a being short complex.
this name means nothing without a pic
"anyone ever walk around and just feel shorter than normal?"
never
having a difficult time finding a decent pic.
google doesn't bring good midget pics
"i enjoy shooting people down"
Go for it
i think it has to do with women and their high heels
Goddamn it. I just got a juror survey in the mail.
nerver been called for juror doody
Should I call & tell them that I don't live in Ozaukee County?
here ya go EP, not the best but it will do
Should I call & tell them that I don't live in Ozaukee County?
just tell them about your kkk membership.
good lawd
tell them that you're tight with GK
"Should I call & tell them that I don't live in Ozaukee County?"
if you really don't live there then yes, yes you should.
"if you really don't live there then yes, yes you should."
But technically, I'll be living there starting Thursday.
white webster
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
blocked on that pic, if it's good change'r up EP, thanks and regards.
I whitefaced gary coleman in paint.
young dong is a great restaurant
"Yes. People always tell me I'm tall."
thats to build themselves up, so they dont feel so short.
also, some dudes do this to back up their story. theyll say i must be 6'5" because they are 6'2" and their story doesnt hold up when i tell them im actually 6'3" but im way taller than them
here ya go freak, best pic yet about that UM pick, you can see that the UM has the ball
ninja cat
Cary Coleman wasn't Webster
that's why i aint changiny my pic
emmanuel lewis would be pissed
freak is confusing his balck midgets
racist sock lover
freak is confusing his balck midgets
they all look the same
/freak
Who was Gary Coleman?
WHATCHYOU TALKING BOUT WILLIS!
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