Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Fire Up The Shoesaw.

So, Vegas. It was just alright. We stayed at the Sahara because they have cheap rooms. They also have cheap blackjack tables. Like $1 minimum cheap. I spent most of my time gambling at those tables. Now, before you start thinking that I am lame because I was hanging out at the $1 tables, I lost $60 in the first 20 minutes we were there and was pretty pissed about it. Three idiots sat down at our table and had no idear what they were doing. The final insult was when I had $10 on the table, then had to double it because I had an 11, and I ended up getting a three after I doubled (yeah, that helps) and then the douche sitting second to last hit on a 15 when the dealer was showing a 14. Of course it was a face card, so he lost AND took the dealer's bust card. AWESOME.

So that's why I was hanging out at the $1 tables. I'd rather spend $20, play for 2 hours and eventually lose it than have to fork over $60 every twenty minutes. I lost about $120. Pretty much the only thing that I won was the weekly Football pool that I'm in with my girlfriend. We got 14 right and it pays $200-$220, so splitting it with her I'll probably break even for the weekend. My girlfriend plays poker and she won some money. We got dinner Suday night and then she played 'til like 3am Monday morning. I had no idear when she came up to the room because she said I was totally passed out with the TV on.

So other than that, I'm tired and worn out from all of the smoke. And I really haven't watched a whole lot of Sports. Except for that Tebow hit and the Greatest Throw in the History of Week 3. I was in the hotel convenience store and some dude in a Minnesota #4 jersey was in front of me in line and the counter jockey asked what happened in that game and the Minnesota dude gave a five minute dissertation about how awesome the throw was and how awesome Bert Favre is. It's week three dude, talk to me again in December when he throws three INTs in one game and kills their season.

The Rockies are dirty, rotten, cheaters.

James Chadwick Pennington. Man, it must be frustrating to be talented enough to be a starting NFL Quarterback but to also have one defective body part that is crucial to being successful at that position. Sucks to be him. Miami traded a pick with KC to get Tyler Beckham Thigpen, but they should have just waited until Jeffrey Jason Garcia was available, which, by the way, is right now because the Iggles cut him.

Dwight Freeney is out for 2-3 weeks. That sucks for Indy because from what I saw of that Colts/Cards game, Freeney was downright unstoppable and looked in mid-season form.

Apparently the NBA is ready to go with replacement refs. This is going to be interesting. The fans and the media already think NBA refs are terrible, I'd be surprised if Stern doesn't cave by December after getting skewered every night on SportsCenter.

Yeah, that's about it for me.

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Do I look fat? said...

Quality post Tyler, it was even about sports.

And damn those Rockies...

Jugdish said...

T was hanging out in the cousin eddie casino

Jugdish said...

what?

Jugdish said...

this week is dragging

Do I look fat? said...

You just can't wait to tell all your coworkers "IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!"

Jugdish said...

its no use, I'm working this weekend. My Friday is actually on Sunday.

Do I look fat? said...

Well that sucks.

Jugdish said...

worse part is missing football

Do I look fat? said...

Don't worry, the Falcons have a bye week.

Jugdish said...

no woe though...extra money is always good

Jugdish said...

booking a ski trip today...

blue, ever been to Steamboat?

Do I look fat? said...

Blue probably owns a house in Steamboat.

Keith S said...

Why does a UM website have pics of him dropping the ball?


s

tem said...

good post freak. i didn't know freak went to vegas.

Keith S said...

tem is sad

tem said...

"A stuck open accelerator pedal may result in very high vehicle speeds "

"Toyota cars because of potentially deadly floor mats."

Keith S said...

GOLF PICKS

tem said...

"When all was said and done, it was Kathy Ireland going home. "


booooooooooooooooooooooo

she wuz robbed. just like IU.

i have pictures of her scores before the judges changed them.

tem said...

golf is over isn't it?

Keith S said...

your face is over

tem said...

nope, it just begun.

tem said...

or. yeah, over hsilok's vagina.

tem said...

or yeah, over el pad's head because he is short.

tem said...

or your face is under

tem said...

or yeah, my face is all over hsilok's box.

tem said...

or so's your mom

tem said...

or over this, ratard.

tem said...

ok i am done

blue said...

"blue, ever been to Steamboat?"

yep

Jugdish said...

I'm going up there for a music festival in early january

tem said...

a Country Music fest?

maybe you can stay at blue's house there.

Jugdish said...

a Country Music fest?

maybe you can stay at blue's house there.


yes...


i doubt i could afford the rent.

White Webster said...

perplexing vegas post

Jugdish said...

an LOV discount would be nice

tem said...

blue is so rich he does not need rent from jug.

he just needs you to sign a waiver saying he isn't responsible when you fall and hurt yourself.

Jugdish said...

i should be healed up by january in time to hurt myself again

White Webster said...

remember jay fiedler?

jesus

White Webster said...

jeff garcia to the fins would make perfect sense

great call t, great call

White Webster said...

i think actually it's a joke garcia is not starting in oakland or anywhere else

he might be gay but he can ball

White Webster said...

i'm rooting for henne though

Do I look fat? said...

"he might be gay but he can ball"

Talk about unintentional hilarity...

blue said...

"I'm going up there for a music festival in early january"

good deal, i've heard that's a good time

I like that town a lot. Probably my favorite "mountain town" in colorado

tem said...

is it your favorite house?

blue said...

i wish i'd have bought a time share there a few years ago.

they were selling 1/8th shares, (get to use it 6 weeks a year) for $19K...4 years later they're selling for $80K

tem said...

that's like double

tem said...

"1/8th shares, (get to use it 6 weeks a year) "

who gets the other 4 weeks?

Keith S said...

"jeff garcia to the fins would make perfect sense"


Garcia plays baseball?

White Webster said...

"ESPN hopes to hype records for its Green Bay-Minnesota game Monday night. Literally. ESPN, says spokesman Mike Soltys, will announce that on next Monday's broadcast of its ESPN2 SportsNation (5 p.m. ET), it will try to set a record for the most mentions of Brett Favre on a TV show — with Guinness World Records now looking for the current record. Some records should never be broken."


for fucks sake!

White Webster said...

"Garcia plays baseball?"

that's the fish silly

Keith S said...

All day training tomorrow almost got a woe from me until I just found out that it's at Dave & Busters

Keith S said...

doin' crystal meth will lift you up until you break

Keith S said...

BevMo $.05 sale starts today. Suite

tem said...

no it won't

White Webster said...

the fuck is keef babbling about

Keith S said...

A song, dipshit

Keith S said...

LP's blog is blockt on this computer. Strange

tem said...

song this, retard.

White Webster said...

retired footyball players are screwed

White Webster said...

"LP's blog is blockt on this computer. Strange"

not cool

Keith S said...

Whoa

Keith S said...

excmjug is ruthless

blue said...

"who gets the other 4 weeks?"

I was rounding, some years you get 6 weeks, some years you get 7 weeks.

blue said...

why do you need a bevmo sale...you get free liquor

blue said...

BevMo $.05 sale starts today, i have to setup a bunch of franzia displays...woe


*fized

Keith S said...

Why do you need more houses when you already have one?

White Webster said...

"excmjug is ruthless"

lorraine bobbit scoffs at this

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn that diamond is huge

Keith S said...

Is that the size you got cmspiff?

/LP

White Webster said...

yankee stadium to host bowl games

Keith S said...

Did you just El Padrino yourself?

Keith S said...

nervemind, TP posted it

blue said...

thank eljugdrino

blue said...

"nervemind, TP posted it"

it was freak

Keith S said...

freak is on fir*

blue said...

fucking huston street tried his damndest to turn the rockies into the mess

White Webster said...

fuck him, cost me a save in the championship vs T

White Webster said...

breast cancer month in nfl

blue said...

"Apparently, Kanye West's character-check getaway isn't going too well. The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, "Why wasn't I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating... why am I not eating?" When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, 'Ye yelled, "Well, I'm asking now!" After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper's beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe."


but was it the best chicken ever?

blue said...

he's only blown 2 saves all year, he was lights out until he ran into jason kendall

Keith S said...

Owens, not long after his streak of 185 games with at least one reception was snapped by the New Orleans Saints, fired off three tweets in response to Harrison's review.

1) "I could less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!"
2) "Is tht Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or ws it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U're a loser & a cheater? Got any steroid ..."
3) "Hey rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!"


1)So you do care. Got it.
2) Are you aitch?
3) I don't think that's legal

Keith S said...

breast cancer month in the world

*fized

White Webster said...

"According to the police and emergency responder scanners, there's a search for two men with wires around their neck! At West 42nd Street and Broadway, "LOOKING FOR 2 MIDDLE EASTERN WITH GREEN & BLUE WIRES ARROUND THEIR NECK, K9 ASSISTING."

wires? strange

Do I look fat? said...

Blue, what kind of coverage and reaction is Barnes' fake catch getting around there?

blue said...

those wires probably lead to bombs

tem said...

rodney lost it in the fucking pool.

Keith S said...

"LOOKING FOR 2 MIDDLE EASTERN WITH GREEN & BLUE WIRES ARROUND THEIR NECK"

Maybe they're just wearing those neon glow necklaces

blue said...

"Blue, what kind of coverage and reaction is Barnes' fake catch getting around there?"


they've shown it on TV and talked about it, but what's he supposed to do...you're not gonna find one baseball player in the world who wouldn't have done what he did

tem said...

"those wires probably lead to bombs"

yeah el pad. you better just fucking conecock* any middle eastern guys you see. just in case.

tem said...

"you're not gonna find one baseball player in the world who wouldn't have done what he did"

i have pictures that show he caught the ball.

blue said...

and he still insists that he's not sure if he caught it or not.

it'll only be a big deal if the rockies win the wildcard by one game.

even without the catch, the game would have been tied, so whose to say they actually lose the game.

Keith S said...

"you're not gonna find one baseball player in the world who wouldn't have done what he did"

So every other baseball player would have made the catch. Got it

blue said...

"i have pictures that show he caught the ball."

you're only getting those from rockies fanblogs....(which don't exist)

blue said...

"So every other baseball player would have made the catch. Got it"

c'mon, you know that prince fielder wouldn't have gotten his fat ass out there to the ball...

Keith S said...

prince would have caught it with his bottom jaw

blue said...

mizer

first definition is hilarity

Keith S said...

like a goddman pelican

blue said...

merrimans must read LoV

blue said...

the third definition is perfect

Spaceman Spiff said...

3rd definition too

Keith S said...

third definition is also good

White Webster said...

miser = meiz

wonderful

blue said...

it couldn't fit better if we'd made it up

Keith S said...

"miser = meiz"

hilarity

Keith S said...

I didn't even see the correlation

Keith S said...

essssssssssssssssss

tem said...

that third definition is grate

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

opens october 1

tem said...

anderson to start for the browns.

yeah, that'll help.

isiah thompson said...

the Greatest Throw in the History of Week 3. = hilarity

White Webster said...

thanks spiff, cmep was all over this already though (showed me this saturday night while looking for the corn place we went too)

she LOVES lobster rolls

ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

ive never had one but i love lobster, i added it to my itinerary. if you go before november let me know if its good

Spaceman Spiff said...

finally spent some waiver money, suite

blue said...

whoopi goldberg is a fucking moron

White Webster said...

"ive never had one but i love lobster, i added it to my itinerary. if you go before november let me know if its good"

will do

you interested in dumplings?

Spaceman Spiff said...

fmspiff already went to dumpling man last time, dont think i need to go

Do I look fat? said...

"whoopi goldberg is a fucking moron"

Was this just a random thought or did something happen recently to make you say this?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i rarely eat dumplings unless my mom makesthem or she gets some from one of my aunts

Do I look fat? said...

Never mind, just googled her and saw that she's defending Polaski as it not being "rape rape".

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Was this just a random thought or did something happen recently to make you say this?"

she said planski didnt rape-rape that 13 year old, that its ok because hes euro

Spaceman Spiff said...

*polanski

White Webster said...

ok, rickshaw's dumpliong house are good, even for a snack

Do I look fat? said...

So if a euro rapes Whoopi she's ok with that, got it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

whoopi just wishes somebody, anybody would put it in her

White Webster said...

rickshaw's

anita lo joint...

Jugdish said...

miser was an excellent find!

Spaceman Spiff said...

lee evans sucks and i end up with him on my roster every year

Meiz said...

"you're only getting those from rockies fanblogs....((which don't exist)"

Meiz said...

"miser = meiz"


I can't believe it took this long.

blue said...

there is no such thing as a rockies fan...i don't believe it

Keith S said...

"I can't believe it took this long."

TWSS

isiah thompson said...

i think actually it's a joke garcia is not starting in oakland or anywhere else


Garcia left Oakland's TC for a few days for "personal reasons". It was reported his head wasn't into it.

White Webster said...

"Garcia left Oakland's TC for a few days for "personal reasons". It was reported his head wasn't into it."

so cable cold cocked him too

White Webster said...

how would you feel if you were backing up a Jamarcus Russel?

Keith S said...

"how would you feel if you were backing up a Jamarcus Russel?"

Pretty good. I'm not in the NFL now

blue said...

bruce gradkowski...learn it, repeate it, cherish it

isiah thompson said...

how would you feel if you were backing up a Jamarcus Russel?


I think Garcia likes to "back up" to men.

White Webster said...

knobluached choked his wife out

Spaceman Spiff said...

if russell was cut right now, would any team pick him up, he's unbelievable, in the worst possible way

Keith S said...

"knobluached choked his wife out"

Been there, done that

isiah thompson said...

re: whoopie

read some stuff yesterday about celebs signing a petition to have Polanski freed.

didn't quite get that, dood drugged and raped a 13 year old.

these are the same people telling you to vote democrat fwiw.

isiah thompson said...

knobluached choked his wife out


el padrino

Keith S said...

what happened in the 70s stays in the 70s

Keith S said...

ess

blue said...

"didn't quite get that, dood drugged and raped a 13 year old."

but he's a brilliant director

blue said...

esssssssssss

blue said...

mothefucker should have been castrated

Keith S said...

I don't understand how it took so long for him to be arrested

blue said...

he ran away to france and the french didn't see any reason to extradite him...idiot went to swiss, and swiss don't fuck around

blue said...

they make great watches and knives

White Webster said...

he lived in paris, which protect thier peoples from being extraditied

White Webster said...

"they make great watches and knives"

and awesome hot chocolate

blue said...

and they have good bobsledding team according to cool runnings

White Webster said...

britney spears porn would be very lucrative

tem said...

"bruce gradkowski...learn it, repeate it, cherish it"

when he excels my bucs jersey is going to be priceless.

like worth $0

Jugdish said...

they make great watches and knives

don't forget their cheese

tem said...

they make good family robinsons too.

Meiz said...

Big fan of The Swiss Family Robinson

White Webster said...

and swiss steak with an ounce of hot sauce

isiah thompson said...

the swiss make great rolls also.

Meiz said...

*cake rolls

tem said...

good banks too

tem said...

not so great shoes.

Jugdish said...

swiss wall

White Webster said...

tebow has a concussion?

White Webster said...

eddy curry dropped 30 pounds ans still got hurt first day of practices

Jugdish said...

did he cut out patron?

White Webster said...

white cop strikes black woman, killing her, refuses breathalyzer, postpones the blood test until 8 hours later, scores a zero (despite admitting he had been drinking)

this is what sets race relations back 20 years, i can hear sharpton's drum beating from here

Meiz said...

I don't want to get up early tomorrow.

Meiz said...

I'm already signed up for $$ FNBA

Jugdish said...

ski trip = booked

Meiz said...

"this is what sets race relations back 20 years"


That, and teaching your kids to hate asians and mexicans.


Wow. LP hates Spiff.

White Webster said...

Jessica Alba is joining the cast of Little Fockers, as “an attractive pharmaceutical rep whose looks wreak havoc on male characters in the story.”

Meiz said...

"ski trip = booked"


Hang on to the lift for dear life

White Webster said...

"That, and teaching your kids to hate asians and mexicans."

who said i hate asians and mexicans?

Jugdish said...

Hang on to the lift for dear life


no problems there

Meiz said...

"who said i hate asians and mexicans?"


Have you ever read your own blog?

Meiz said...

Or this blog even?

isiah thompson said...

Little Fockers


::hot sauce::

those recent pics of Alba have been disturbing.

Jugdish said...

cowherd just said Wal-Greens is going to add beer and wine to their inventory...good yob keef

Meiz said...

ShopKo Express sells wine & beer.

Same kind of place as Walgreens. Walgreens is trying to be the Wal-Mart of drugstores, as if it already isn't.

Keith S said...

cowherd just said Wal-Greens "is going to add beer and wine to their inventory...good yob keef"


Walgreens here already sells booze.

Keith S said...

not sure why it put the quotation mark there

Keith S said...

Most of the CVS & Walgreens sell wine & beer, some of them sell hard liquor too

Jugdish said...

maybe you could get sonic to market a franzia float

White Webster said...

"Have you ever read your own blog?"

i hate dirty gooks not asian people

and i admire the mexicans just wish they'd stop fucking and laying on the street drunk

Keith S said...

maybe

Keith S said...

John Rocker just called LP racist

White Webster said...

that sun is frying your brain, i hope you wear hats

Keith S said...

Indians fire Wedge

Meiz said...

Quessstion for the finance guys:


My car payment is set up for automatic EFT of $247. The $247 is being taken out of my checking account, but it doesn't appear that the full amount is being payed on my loan. WFT?

White Webster said...

does the 247 include principal?

Meiz said...

No clue

Meiz said...

I was told my car payment is $247. That's it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

" Jake Delhomme may have two touchdown passes and seven interceptions, but he'll remain winless Carolina's starting quarterback.

When asked Wednesday if Delhomme was still his guy moving forward, coach John Fox replied, "Yes, with a capital Y."

in You face zeke, for now

Meiz said...

Funny?

White Webster said...

so my guess is they are not adding your principal in the payment which would be strange

really strange

tem said...

" but it doesn't appear that the full amount is being payed on my loan. WFT?"

how short is it?

Jugdish said...

how short is it?


about five nine and a half

Meiz said...

Only half of the payment is being made against the loan. $173.50

tem said...

is the rest just interest?

the loan won't go down by 247. it will only go down by the amount that is principal.

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