Friday, September 04, 2009

El Pad's 2009 NFL Preview

Let's jump right in this.

AFC East

Pats (13-3) - If they went 11-5 last year with Matt Castle* playing QB what do you think they'll go this year with Thomas Edward Brady, Jr. playing QB? They have arguably one of the best offenses in the league so stopping them will be difficult for most teams. Fred Taylor adds some toughness to their running game, something they've lacked since Dillion retired and they have a pretty easy schedule. Whether Pioli did the hiring or not him leaving could make a difference somewhere down the line. I'm leaning towards it won't because despite hating Belichick and his godly following he is exactly like Bill Parcells. They find football players. They don't care about age, speed, color, nationality, religion, etc. If you can play the shit out of the cornerback position they sign you to play cornerback. Let's just hope they don't go winning a title this year as me and aitch have a pretty significant bet hanging in the balance.

Dolphins (9-7) - I, just like everyone else who follows football closely, are interested to see if this "Wildcat" offense can be more than just a offensive "gimmick". Well the Dolphins are interested in knowing this too. Will 2nd round pick Pat White make an impact? At the end of the day they still posses a great running game and an accurate quarterback(with Henne in the wings...). So they can move the chains on your ass. But I worry a bit about the red zone offense where getting yards is tougher. With no real WR threats you can't run the ball in from the 20 or 15 or on 3rd and long situations, etc. The defense is probably a bit better this year just based on Jason Taylor coming back off a disaster year in Washington and the Raiders releasing Gibril Wilson which was a godsend for both Wilson and the Fins. Sparano is a solid coach so this team is not going anywhere unfortunately they play within the same division has the Pats who are dominant right now.

J-E-T-S (8-8) - The strength of this team is right up Rex Ryan's alley. They can run the football and they can stop the run. Unfortunately they don't rush the passer or defend the pass quite as well (ranked 29th vs the pass in 08'). Not for long though, as I look for Kerry Rhodes/Darielle Revis to benefit from a guy like Rex Ryan. Jim Leonhard knows the system. Bart Scott sees something cooking. This is a big year for the Jets and Jet fans. If Sanchez can weather the NY storm and be a capable guy back there this team could become a real threat to the division in 2010.

Bills (5-11) - I see the talent on the roster but none at one of the most important positions in the NFL. Offensive line. I can't remember a time where I read an NFL preview and came away feeling good vibes about a coach saying the Offensive line has some potential. Potential? Potential is the adjective you use to describe a 3rd round linebacker or a 2nd string QB. Not your starting offensive line, which boasts two rookies by the way. I hope Trent Edwards can throw a football on his back. I don't expect much from this team this year and I actually think Dick Jauron will pay the piper when it's all said and done. I mean they might go down swinging but an L is an L the same way a W is a W. Make sense? Prediction : T.O. will be ripping people left and right when the losses start piling up.

AFC North

Ravens (12-4) - Violence. Physical. Reckless. These are the words I use to describe this team. You can probably say the same thing about the Steelers but this time it's the Ravens who come out on top. Last year Pittsburgh beat Baltimore three times with the third being the AFC Championship game. All this did was make John Harbaugh look like Henry Winkler in Waterboy. With a year under his belt, more trust from Cam Cameron and playoff experience you can expect young Joe Flacco to grow (and John Harbaugh). The rushing attack is relentless (Ray Rice is better than McGahee RIGHT NOW) and Todd Heap looks ready to contribute. The schedule is kind, they might shutout 5 teams I mean it's unlikely but Bengals twice, Browns twice then opening home vs KC with no Castle* and in case they need to win the last game of the year to get in or win the division they can send half the team to get the job done because they play The Al Davis Circus.

Steelers (11-5) - I have a hard time saying teams can repeat because ordinarily there is roster turnover there is off-season partying/shenanigans, etc and complacency. It's rare that a team can stay focused the next year. But this Steelers team is different. Mike Tomlin is a very focused coach and players really respond to him. There was no turnover. I mean none. How they did that I don't know but 19 of the 22 starters from last year on the team again (CB McFadden is in Arizona and Larry Foote signed with Detroit). In fact the only other team to repeat in the past 10 years as been the Pats of 03-04. And there are similarities between the 2. In typing this actually I am tempted to change my pick to the Steelers but I'm going to keep it the way it is. They will win the AFC Wild Card though.

Bengals (8-8) - Cincy gets some key players back from injuries including big name QB Carson Palmer. Keith Rivers will be looking out for Hines Ward and Antwan Odom is getting paid alot of money to sack the QB. The roster looks like a bunch of NFL retreads but that might be a good thing. Hungry, hungry players. And if Chris Henry does actually grow up he can have a huge year. The first part of their schedule is a tough, after Denver they are in Lambeau then play the Steelers, Browns (at Clev), at Baltimore then Houston and Chicago, then a bye then Baltimore and Pittsburgh again. Outside of the Browns game that looks rough.


Browns (4-12) - I'm not going to spend much time writing about this team. I don't think they are very good obviously and most sports writers agree. Not even sure hiring Mangini was the answer since he is such a dick. But we'll see, they have some talent on the roster but not nearly enough and scoring was hard to come by last year. They were last in just about every offensive category. Not much has changed in that regard. I would get the ball to Cribbs early and often and maybe Braylon has a bounceback year. Who is the QB?

AFC South
Titans (13-3) - This team is loaded. I'm buying it. Maybe better than last year. Kerry Collins still has a rifle and does not make mistakes. They have a fierce running game, killer fucking secondary and very solid front four even without Haynesworth. The schedule does not appear to be too hard, lots of winnable games sprinkled in, no tough stretches. They always play Indianapolis close so no real division threat there and the fact remains Jeff Fisher can flat out coach. Think he's the longest tenured guy now that Cowher left two years ago. So some continuity. The guy who replaced young wizard Jim Schwartz is this crazy bastard.

Colts (10-6) - Couple of things that I noticed from all the previews, news, camp reports, etc when reading about the Colts. Within every one of those you got three things. One, how will Jim Caldwell fare as the head coach. Two, how will they replace a Marvn Harrison (who was practically absent all of last year so not sure why it's an issue) and three, the running game stinks. The third one, running game, was fixed once Donald Brown became a Colt, I really believe he is going to be solid in this league. the 2nd gripe is complicated because the Colts will rely on Pierre Garcon and Anthony Gonzalez to line up wide right on Sunday's. If Manning develops a strong rapport with either one of those guys you can expect the other one to be the slot receiver Manning loves throwing post corners too. If no rapport blossoms you can expect double teams on Wayne and Clark limiting Peyton's options. The first gripe to me is the biggest question. Tony Dungy is not a god but he won alot of football games as Head Coach of the Colts and one big super Bowl. With Tom Moore also gone I have to wonder if this team can have that success we always pencil them in for. I'm not so sure. They also have a brutal stretch of games in November, starting with the Texans who always play them tough, then the Pats come to town followed by road trips to Baltimore, Houston and home for the mighty Titans.

Texans (9-7) - I actually like the Texans, think they can be division winners soon. Just a whisker away from that happening this year though. Mario Williams and DeMeco Ryans are entering their fourth year together and becoming pretty unstoppable. Andre Johnson is a BEAST and Slaton proved he can run in this league. My concern is Matt Schaub who is a deathly accurate quarterback and knows how to run Kubiak's system. I worry about his ability to stay on the field. MCL sprain last year took him out for four games and even though that was because of a dirty Jared Allen hit it's always something with this guy. The sprained ankle on Monday night just from scrambling out of bounds is troubling.

Jagwires* (8-8) - Another re-building season but this time the physical style we were used to seeing will be back. This year, when you play the Jagwires, you will feel that shit all the way into Friday. The two mammoth tackles they drafted will stabilize a offensive line that was decimated last year by injuries. The D line is young but strong, MJD will get starter minutes and Jack Del Rio knows his ass is on the line this year. Their schedule is very manageable.

AFC West

Chargers (12-4) - They are probably going to go 6-0 in their division so really the Chargers have a 10 game schedule to focus on. Shawn Merriman will bring some life back into a defense that should have been much better than it was. Ron Rivera, the mastermind behind the Bears 2005 run to the Super Bowl, has full reigns over the D after taking it from the fired Ted Cotrell in week 8 of last year. If Norv Turner wasn't the head coach I'd pick them to win the Super Bowl, NS. Tomlinson has that look back, I think he has a huge fuck you year and stays healthy. He went soft for two years. Let's see if he redeems himself in the AFC Championship game.

Broncos (5-11) - Wow. where do I start. It seems since the collapse of last year the Broncos have been going downhill ever since. Fired Shanahan, hired McDaniels who pissed off franchise QB Jay Culter, so much so a trade was forced that immediately made the team worse. Now the Brandon Marshall saga is being played out in front of the public. My only question is Josh McDaniels really thought Matt Cassel is a better QB than Jay Cutler? Jay might be an asshole but he is significantly better than Matt Cassel, am I alone in thinking that? Anyway the defense still sucks so that is the real Achilles heal (oldest secondary in the league). That needs to get fixed before anything else. Another thing that bothers me is the swich from a 4-3 to a 3-4. They don't have the personnel for a 3-4. WFT blue?

Chiefs (5-11) - Drastic makeover, went from an ugly betty to a dime piece. But I'm not sure that will translate into more than 5 wins. For starters they are another team switching to a 3-4 with personnel not exactly suited for that. The pass rush is non-existent so let's see if Clancy Pendergast can come up with some creative blitzes and live up to the hype he was getting in Arizona. Cassel is hurt so that puts the first three weeks in question which actually snowballs into the first two months. Look at their schedule, the first 7 games are brutal. Outside of the Raiders game in week 2 they play 3 NFC East opponents, Baltimore and San Diego. That smells alot like 1-6.

Raiders (3-13) - JaMarcus is the black Joey Harrington. Jeff Garcia should start. That would buy them 2-3 more wins. The roster doesn't look bad there is talent on it but for whatever reason it never comes together on the field. They lack discipline as Arnold Schwarzernegger would say. Cable is trying to correct that, good luck with that Tom. I doubt going 4-12 earns you another year under the sick man you work for.

NFC East
Giants (11-5) - Talk about the receivers all you want, bottom line is the Giants faltered down the stretch because the D-Line was exhausted. They solved that this year by adding depth, Rocky Bernard, Chris Canty and Osi Umenyora is back and healthy. This takes the pressure of Justin Tuck, moves Kiwanuka back to linebacker and will force teams to pick their poison. Can't double team both Tuck and Osi. Giants can run the shit out of the ball and rush the shit out of the passer. They can also stop the run. I would say they have mild concerns about the secondary but with more pressure from the front seven that goes away. The WR potpourri they have will be just fine. We ain't talking about the Bears sorry ass group of Wideouts here. Plus I expect more passes to the backs, it will take some pressure off the WR group and open up the field for Elijah a bit more.

Redskins (9-7) - I'm probably too high on Washington but it's either 9-7, 7-9, or 8-8 for them. I'm picking 9-7. I think Jason Campbell finally gets it this year. He's a dumb kid but looks like he might be starting to understand exactly what the defense is trying to do. I would like to see what he does with a real weapon but unfortunately this team frowns upon developing young talent so there is none on the offensive side of the ball. If Malcolm Kelly or Devin Thomas can step up and allow Antwan Randel-El to be the slot receiver that could cause opposing teams problems. The defense is going to shine, Haynesworth will really cause problems and it will allow the skins to get pressure naturally. They ranked 29th last year in sacks and that simply has to get better. Very favorable first half schedule by the way.

Eagles (8-8) - Way to much shit going against the Eagles. They lost some of that continuity, that chemistry that was the driving force behind all the success the Eagles have had. John Runyan, Brian Dawkins, Tra Thomas and the loss of their defensive coordinator to death. Starting MLB out with a torn ACL for the year and they signed Mike Vick which creates a chain of events that will lead to a McNabb/Eagles divorce. Westbrook is 30 and had knee surgery in the off-season. They have a brutal stretch in their schedule that can break any team down, check this : starting Nov 1st, Giants, Cowboys, at SD, at Chicago, Skins, at Atlanta, at Giants. There is no break there.

Cowboys (6-10) - Yes I hate the Cowboys, no that's ain't why I'm picking them to only win 6 games. You think I'm buggin right? Well let me lay it out, Roy Williams is not T.O. and Patrick Crayton is not a #2 WR. They have to replace TO's 38 TD's which were most in the league during the 2006-2008 seasons. They had the lowest amount of injuries last year, lower than the NFL average. Chances are that won't happen again. Wade Phillips gets walked all over, they too lack discipline. They have an owner who puts a great deal of pressure on them yet they haven't won a playoff game since 1996. I don't think they sniff the playoffs this year. Take a peek at their last 5 games, Giants, Chargers, Saints, Skins, Eagles. Good luck Wade. Hi Mike Shanahan!

NFC North
Packers (11-5) - I think this is a dogfight of a division. Everyone is latching on the Vikings, the Bears are getting good pub after the Cutler trade and the Packers were alot better than last year's record indicated. They lost 7 games by 4 points or less last year and the offense was not the problem as Rodgers was the 4th best passer in the league. Green Bay's problem last year was stopping the run, especially on third and short scenarios. Now they are switching to the 3-4 (everyone switching to the 3-4? jesus) and expect to get more pressure on the QB with Kampan (now rushing standing up) and Kevin Greene as the linebacker coach. Dom Capers who is like the 3-4's grandfather is also on the staff. Pretty favorable schedule also.

Bears (9-7) - Some think the Bears defense is back, the one that ranked in the bottom 5 last year. I will buy some of that, Rod Marinelli will help that d-line and Urlacher is 100% healthy. Obviously they upgraded the QB position but they didn't upgrade the WR position. Forte is going to catch a ton of balls, Olsen will benefit from Jay and this offense will be better allowing the defense more time to froth on the sidelines. This is a dangerous team in January.

Vikes (9-7) - I don't understand, didn't the Jets go 8-3 then sputtered down the stretch because Farve is an old dog. Farve is like that old porn star that just won't go away, you know the one that will commit to anal even though she doesn't want to just to collect one last paycheck? If Farve faded last year whose to say he won't fade this year? I understand the Vikings are loaded but I think the Farve signing actually made them worse. And they now went from big expectations to HUGE expectations. Never a good formula for winning a championship. Are the Williams'eseseses getting suspended or what?

Lions (4-12) - Yeah, they'll win a game here and there. You can expect some improvement. The running back is solid, Calvin Johnson is no joke, and Jim Schwartz is going to get some pass rush out of those guys. Lots of veterans with ton of experience, good clubhouse they built. I think Culpepper should start, just cause there is no reason to burn Stafford's shirt so early. Chances are Daunte will stub a toe or something and he'll end up playing anyway. Oh and they won't win a game until Nov 1st (home vs St. Louis) so is that going to be some kind of record? 0-22?

NFC South
Saints (11-5) - They can score on anyone. ANYONE. 5 losses by a FG or less last year and Gregg Williams, a defensive coordinator fix-it-man has installed some new defensive looks that even confused Sean Payton. This is a good thing. Saints ranked 26th in points allowed and 23rd in yards allowed. If they can hover in the teens, an improvement that I think they can make, they are going to win the division. Pierre Thomas will be the battering ram, Bush won't have to worry about putting his head down and running through people, he can be his dancin, jumping, speedy self. Brees is a wizard back there and his offensive line only gave up 13 sacks a year ago.

Panthers (9-7) - One of the best running games going, in fact in certain down and distances DeAngelo Williams, statistically, is a better running back than Adrian Peterson. John Fox is still trying to get the shitstain washed out of the Panther sheets after Jake Delhomme's "shit the bed" nightmare NFC Championship performance. I worry about their depth though, when Steve Smith went down early in training camp pandemonium set in.

Falcons (8-8) - Falcons improved by seven wins last year, a big big turnaround led by ROY Matt Ryan. Coach Mike Smith is trying to rebuild a defense that was very poor against the run. A no-no when you have to play Carolina twice, the Giants, the Redskins the Bears and the Jets. All stout running teams. Interesting to see if the drafting of 7 defensive players will impact the unit this year. Especially the first rounder Peria. I don't think there is any doubt that Matt Ryan and the offense will be fine. It's the young defense that will knock Atlanta off track and into mediocre waters.

Bucs (4-12) - Well, another WFT moment in the off-season concerning a firing of a pretty good (and winning) coach, followed by a strange hire. Raheem Morris and all of his experience is the new sherriff in town and will be trying to field a competitive team. Gone is old reliable Monte Kiffin and captain Derrick Brooks. Byron Leftwhich is holding onto the starting gig until young Josh Freeman is ready, the running game has some promise but a rough start lingers as they face the Giants, Skins, Eagles, Panthers and New England (in London) IN A ROW.

NFC West
Seahawks (9-7) - Finally healhty the Seahawks will be back to winning the West. In taking advantage of the Super Bowl hangover the Cards will suffer from they will only need 9 wins to do so. Free agent WR TJ Houshmanzedah will give Hasselback the target he needs to move the chains and Julius Jones looks to rebound from a year in which he fell out of favor with departed Mike Holmgren. Either way Edge will give them some depth and leadership to help Matt and the defense gained a big time playmaker in 1st round pick Aaron Curry.

Cardinals (8-8) - Too talented to not win 8 games but too hungover to win any more. The staff has to adjust for the loss of Todd Haley, new HC of the Chiefs. Kurt Warner is 38 and one big hit away from being a Christian Steve Young, no depth on the offensive line and last year they went 16 games without an injury. Amazing. They also drew the tougher NFC North and AFC South this year.

Rams (7-9) - Spagnuolo will breahte some life into the Rams this year, most notably into that defense. A Jim Johnson disciple he was the architect to the miraculous game planning in Super Bowl 42 (Giants 17- Pats 10) and had the Giants in the top ten in defense two years in a row. He'll turn Adam Carriker and Chris Long into beasts that is a fact. Paired with Leonard Little and plugging in the child of a hellish WWF superstar the defense should be solid. Now, if the offense can improve on the horriffic red zone stats (10 TD's in 29 trips) from 2008 you'll see a mighty improvement. Especially with a fresh Stephen Jackson toting the rock.

49ers (5-11) - Mike Singeltary will be taking off his pants alot. Niners enter their 4th straight year with a new O-Coordinator, still trying to switch to a 3-4 and have very little depth at key positions. Including QB where Shaun Hill is the starter and former first round pick Alex Smith is the backup. If you ask me neither of them are NFL starters. Crabtree situation is a nightmare especially since he was supposed to be the #2 receiver on the first NFL Sunday. Instead they pair underwhelming QB's with underwhelming WR's. Not a good look. Brutal month of November, at Indy, Titans, Bears at Lambeau, and Jagwires*. All those teams are better than the Niners. And once you lose 5 straight what's to keep you from losing 6 straight.

AFC Division Winners : Pats, Ravens, Titans, Chargers
AFC Wild Card Winners: Steelers, Colts

Wild Card Round : Ravens over Steelers, Chargers over Colts

Divisional Round : Chargers over Pats, Titans over Ravens

AFC Championship game : Titans over Chargers

NFC Division Winners : Giants, Packers, Saints, Hawks
NFC Wild Card Winners : Bears, Panthers

Wild Card Round : Giants over Bears, Hawks over Panthers

Divisional Round : Saints over Giants, Packers over Hawks

NFC Championship game : Saints over Packers
Super Bowl : Titans over Saints

Great coaches always get one, Jeff Fisher is a great coach. And this is his best shot.

Fired coaches include, Wade Phillips, Marvin Lewis, Dick Jauron and Tom Cable.

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Beth said...

Damn you better not be right about the Falcons - this is their year to finally have back to back winning seasons.

Actually, with your track record of predicting sports, I actually feel better about their chances of accomplishing that after seeing your preview. :-)

wadr

Beth said...

But well done though EP, from the stuff I scrolled by quickly to read about the Falcons it looked like you put a bit of time into this.

El Padrino said...

oh yeah, i love football can talk about it all day, and i was hesitant but they are so young on D and play such tough teams that run well

we'll see

El Padrino said...

"Actually, with your track record of predicting sports, I actually feel better about their chances of accomplishing that after seeing your preview. :-)"

it's quite the contrary actually, my football track record is pretty solid

El Padrino said...

everything else is shit

blue said...

good post ep

blue said...

"it's quite the contrary actually, my football track record is pretty solid"

yeah, you give us gems every week...

blue said...

"broadcaster Ernie Harwell has incurable cancer"


so cancer...got it...we know there's no cure, thanks ESPN

El Padrino said...

thanks blue

Keith S said...

NFL should be suite to watch this year if LP's prediction is correct and the entire league is 14 games above .500

Keith S said...

"They had the lowest amount of injuries last year, lower than the NFL average."



Makes cents*

Keith S said...

But solid 18 scroller otherwise

ns

blue said...

shamwow

blue said...

boise state player learnt not to run his mouf

blue said...

pac-10 poon is harder now...people protect their pictures....but ptp still has tricks

Keith S said...

boise state player learnt not to run his mouf to a black guy


*fized

Keith S said...

gay shit for mize

El Padrino said...

"NFL should be suite to watch this year if LP's prediction is correct and the entire league is 14 games above .500"

i give people the benefit of the doubt

El Padrino said...

oregon kid will be suspended for a long time for that no?

El Padrino said...

that game sucked most of the time

blue said...

dude probably ruined his career though

Keith S said...

"oregon kid will be suspended for a long time for that no?"

Should be

Jugdish said...

oregon kid will be suspended for a long time for that no?

good thing the shook hands before the game

Jugdish said...

nice work ep!

Keith S said...

"I did not see anything. I will see it on tape and make a decision on what we need to do with him," Kelly said. "There is no place for that. I do not condone that. I will make that decision if that is the case."


So a stern talking to. Got it

blue said...

dude was suspended in the spring as well for attitude problems


kid has to learn that if you're gonna run your mouth and you can't back it up, you gotta expect people to give you shit about it

blue said...

Oregon's offense looked awful

blue said...

with all the run the media (wwl) is giving this...chip kelly has to suspend him for a good bit.

what kind of name is chip anyway

El Padrino said...

oregon qb looked awful too

El Padrino said...

broncos should have scored 10 more points at least

blue said...

yep, the game was sloppy as hell in the 2nd half.

blue said...

like beth

Jugdish said...

what kind of name is chip anyway


they call me chip.

ohh, you can't get them to stop??


movie?

blue said...

hitch

Jugdish said...

like beth


chuckle

El Padrino said...

Hitch.

Keith S said...

nice

Keith S said...

You guys know quotes from Hitch?

El Padrino said...

i'm a movie machine

blue said...

you're very perceptive keith

blue said...

nothing gets by keith

Keith S said...

jug, thanks for sending me the DTV referral

Jugdish said...

hitch is a good movie too

Jugdish said...

you're welcome!

El Padrino said...

"Twisted Yam on a Stick: A spiral-cut sweet potato, fried on a skewer, then rolled in butter and dusted with cinnamon and sugar."

PHENOMINAL

Keith S said...

"PHENOMINAL"

Yes

Meiz said...

That Lions preview is a farce. I should have written it.

Meiz said...

"Divisional Round : Chargers over Pats"


In Foxboro? Uhhhhhhh nope. Pats own SD

El Padrino said...

That Lions preview is a farce. I should have written it.

You're really crazy with this lions shit.

El Padrino said...

jet fans were pretty rude to vick last night, shit will be ugly for him on the road

Keith S said...

Jets fans are douchebags

Keith S said...

wadr to TP

blue said...

you

El Padrino said...

i'm not sure douchebags are the right description, i would say that they are mildly retarded and pretty woeful

El Padrino said...

on the overhang into the players tunnel they hung like 3 stuffed animal dogs like right in his face

blue said...

he should have punched someone

Keith S said...

Beatles rockband looks cool

blue said...

ok

blue said...

nerd

El Padrino said...

meiz will have someone buy him that for sure, he loves the beatles

El Padrino said...

"In Foxboro? Uhhhhhhh nope. Pats own SD"

just going against the grain a lil bit, O:FB in play as well

blue said...

did you see this EP

kim k in her lingerie

El Padrino said...

man she is all woman

Keith S said...

blew is trying to send us a virus

El Padrino said...

obama is almost fully gray, Drudge Report photo

didn't we talk about that

El Padrino said...

poor joe is confused, thinks he is president

Keith S said...

All of SG's buddies wear mandals. Hilarity

Steve said...

man she is a whole lot of woman


*fixed

Keith S said...

Well not all. But some of them

El Padrino said...

he has alot of friends, i only have like 2 kids from hike school, all my other friends are from recently and two are from before hike skool

Meiz said...

"gay shit for mize"


Saw them shits long ago. I hate zipper hoodies

Meiz said...

"meiz will have someone buy him that for sure, he loves the beatles"


Hoping so

Keith S said...

"he has alot of friends, i only have like 2 kids from hike school, all my other friends are from recently and two are from before hike skool"

I haven't seen someone from hike school in about 4 or 5 years

Meiz said...

"he has alot of friends, i only have like 2 kids from hike school, all my other friends are from recently and two are from before hike skool"


When you're rich, you can afford to keep all your friends.

El Padrino said...

"I haven't seen someone from hike school in about 4 or 5 years"

me neither but still keep in touch from time to time

El Padrino said...

EA on the sidelines last night, all i could picture were those perfect tits and shaved beaver

Meiz said...

Fucking csilk even does her smileys backwards? She needs to fall in line like the rest of us drones.

tem said...

i'm not sure what happened with yahoo! baseball, but somehow it lost its playoff setting.

i added it back, we are in the middle of it now.

Keith S said...

"Fucking csilk even does her smileys backwards? She needs to fall in line like the rest of us drones."

Yeah her and cmk do that. It irks me

Keith S said...

"i'm not sure what happened with yahoo! baseball, but somehow it lost its playoff setting.

i added it back, we are in the middle of it now."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Beth said...

"EA on the sidelines last night, all i could picture were those perfect tits and shaved beaver"

You and probably most of the male population watching.

I can has prezident?!? said...

hey EP, if the Vikes don't make the playoffs (as you predicted), I guarantee that Childress will also be one of those fired coaches.

Keith S said...

"We trust him because he's Italian and Italians have good gambling instincts "


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can has prezident?!? said...

Falcons will not finish with a winning record (sorry Beth); cupcake schedule last year, especially for Turner and the running game.

Keith S said...

I guess knowing to pay off the barber before you lose a leg is a good instinct

I can has prezident?!? said...

great preview by the way

El Padrino said...

Messloppily game

El Padrino said...

"hey EP, if the Vikes don't make the playoffs (as you predicted), I guarantee that Childress will also be one of those fired coaches."

i'll buy that, especially because the reason they will miss the playoffs is because of his infatuation with old balls

Beth said...

"Falcons will not finish with a winning record (sorry Beth); cupcake schedule last year, especially for Turner and the running game."

I know I'll never remember this if I win, but I'm just confident enough to take bets on this if anyone is game. I'm predicting 9-7 or better for the Falcons.

El Padrino said...

thanks kod!

I can has prezident?!? said...

I know I'll never remember this if I win, but I'm just confident enough to take bets on this if anyone is game. I'm predicting 9-7 or better for the Falcons.

I'll take that bet and go one better; they won't finish above 7-9

Keith S said...

Spiff's not in Hawaii. He was in Vegas with SG

tem said...

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

woe.

tem said...

i'm not at work.

just stopped by to post the fmlb news.

Keith S said...

How am I ahead 10-7 when there are only 12 categories?

Steve said...

how the hell do you draw a
backwards smiley?

Steve said...

oh, typed. like :) (:

Steve said...

not drawn

Keith S said...

yeah, csil & cmk both use (=

El Padrino said...

either way, gay

Keith S said...

So does that mean that mize is stalking csil?

I can has prezident?!? said...

rolled into work at around 10:00 AM and found out the office is closing at noon.

DET

El Padrino said...

why coaches are republicans

tem said...

"How am I ahead 10-7 when there are only 12 categories?"

you are that cool.

blue said...

lots of gay here today...

thanks guys, way to make kod feel welcome

tem said...

"So does that mean that mize is stalking csil?"

stalking you. its on your page.

El Padrino said...

my disdain for facebook grows daily

I can has prezident?!? said...

thanks guys, way to make kod feel welcome

don't think I don't appreciate it

Keith S said...

"my disdain for facebook grows daily"

oh so you heard about me friend request for cmep

isiah thompson said...

nice work ep, I'll read it later, mad busy, you.

isiah thompson said...

and my car's ac died yesterday.

woe


RIP

isiah thompson said...

tem was fmlb commish?

Keith S said...

"and my car's ac died yesterday."

had this happen to mine in April. Went to some mexican joint near downtown phx and paid $75 for them to fiz* it

isiah thompson said...

and that was a great punch, right on the button, dood dropped like a ton of bricks.

Beth said...

"I'll take that bet and go one better; they won't finish above 7-9"

You're on kod. 3 days? And here's a possible interesting twist - if they go 8-8 we BOTH do 3 days. Sound good?

El Padrino said...

david lee, back in the fold

El Padrino said...

ac in arizona is not important, fall weather soon




































SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

how old is that car zeke?

El Padrino said...

the fuck does simmons have on his feet? keds? and is that a starbucks coffee with a straw?

jesus

Keith S said...

"ac in arizona is not important, fall weather soon"

Gonna be under 100 this weekend. Then back up to 105

Jugdish said...

"my disdain for facebook grows daily"


we should create ep a fb account. mEEz, will you do this tonight?

Keith S said...

"and is that a starbucks coffee with a straw?"

Looks like a McDonalds cup

Keith S said...

"we should create ep a fb account. mEEz, will you do this tonight?"

There is already one

isiah thompson said...

how old is that car zeke?


'98

isiah thompson said...

the blower works, the air is hot as shit though.

hopefully it just needs some freon

Meiz said...

"So does that mean that mize is stalking csil?"


Yep





s

Jugdish said...

There is already one

made me aitch...

Keith S said...

"Yep"

Stay away, mize. She has a vag

I can has prezident?!? said...

You're on kod. 3 days? And here's a possible interesting twist - if they go 8-8 we BOTH do 3 days. Sound good?

sounds good! done and done

El Padrino said...

"I am officially constipated. Food I've eaten since Friday morning: Arby's roast beef and curly fries, pizza, Sausage McMuffin, blueberry muffin, more pizza."

shouldnt it be i have diarhea?

Keith S said...

diarrhea kilt lov

isiah thompson said...

I keep hearing people say it was a sucker punch.

dood looked like he saw it the whole time.

El Padrino said...

tem, jug, get back in the game

unrelated jane krawoski is under the radar hot

isiah thompson said...

pick 'ems

El Padrino said...

"The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack."

i shave my balls monthly

I can has prezident?!? said...

dood looked like he saw it the whole time.

I disagree; I just watched the clip again, and it looked like to me he had turned his head to the side before the punch came in.

I can has prezident?!? said...

it hit him in the side of jaw; it was more of a jab than a hook

Jugdish said...

tem, jug, get back in the game


I'm good for now...no hurry. also, there is a lot more than 75 things I don't know about women.

I can has prezident?!? said...

hey Keith; looks like your Bengals may be getting T-jack

-personally, I wish the Vikes would keep T-Jack and give up the Booty

isiah thompson said...

unrelated jane krawoski is under the radar hot


she is but she's got that missing upper lip syndrome, I'm not a huge fan of that.

isiah thompson said...

it hit him in the side of jaw; it was more of a jab than a hook

I don't know, it kind of looks like he flinches a little right before the punch is thrown/connects.

either way watching him go down is awesome.

I can has prezident?!? said...

either way watching him go down is awesome.

troof

Keith S said...

"hey Keith; looks like your Bengals may be getting T-jack"

Did he just commit a felony?

Keith S said...

"she is but she's got that missing upper lip syndrome, I'm not a huge fan of that."

^THAT^

blue said...

"I keep hearing people say it was a sucker punch.

dood looked like he saw it the whole time"

nope, the coach was grabbing him and yelling at him for taunting Blount...his head was turned, that's why the punch hit him in the side of the jaw as opposed to the nose...

isiah thompson said...

and that Boise St guy is going to get punked for the rest of his life right?

he got KTFO

blue said...

i was going to point out that dude didn't even flinch...if you saw a punch coming, you'd think you'd at least move some

blue said...

"and that Boise St guy is going to get punked for the rest of his life right?

he got KTFO"


yep, he hit him pretty solid that's for sure

I can has prezident?!? said...

it hit him in the side of jaw; it was more of a jab than a hook

his head was turned, that's why the punch hit him in the side of the jaw as opposed to the nose...

-El Azul

blue said...

still think it's odd that the camera was right there on him the whole time...why would you be tracking that guy right after the game.

isiah thompson said...

nope, the coach was grabbing him and yelling at him for taunting Blount...his head was turned, that's why the punch hit him in the side of the jaw as opposed to the nose...

the oregon guy was standing diagonally to him though, not right in front of him, off the guys right shoulder.

I think dood could see it and just didn't expect the guy to flip the fuck out and throw a punch.

isiah thompson said...

yep, he hit him pretty solid that's for sure

that was the best part, watching dood drop like that.

blue said...

then blount went and started trying to fight his teammates...which was more hilarity

isiah thompson said...

seriously dough, that handshake thing, that's gonna turn real ugly at rivalry games.

Keith S said...

Suite HDH on your post, jug...

"Okay...what happened? You've peeked my interest!!"

isiah thompson said...

why didn't BSU's guys bumrush that guy though?

blue said...

how come nobody talks about him backpedaling like a little bitch like carmelo?

basically exact same thing...

except he looked happy as shit for knocking dude out

blue said...

"why didn't BSU's guys bumrush that guy though?"

because they hate that dude?

i thought the same thing...people ran towards him but nobody really went after him...

i guess it's called having "restraint"

El Padrino said...

"why didn't BSU's guys bumrush that guy though?"

yeah shocked there was no retaliation

blue said...

"yeah shocked there was no retaliation"

Thats what the fans were for

blue said...

but what a great way to kick off the CFB season

I can has prezident?!? said...

"why didn't BSU's guys bumrush that guy though?"

I'm guessing they didn't want to risk suspensions

blue said...

not having a first down until 6 minutes left in the 3rd quarter has to sting the nostrils a bit

I can has prezident?!? said...

In her strongest statement yet, Pelosi said that any bill "without a strong public option will not pass the House":

-good, for once it seems like Pelosi is doing the right thing

Keith S said...

Maybe he punched him because whitey stoled* Olivia Newton John's headband

isiah thompson said...

except he looked happy as shit for knocking dude out

Thought the same thing about the 'melo aspect. although he had his dukes up ready to go and no one stepped up.

also thought the same thing that the guys teammates must hate that guy.

and if someone coldcocks a teammate, wouldn't the "retaliation" bumrush be looked upon more kindly?

Keith S said...

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.

CANNONBALL!

isiah thompson said...

Pelosi is a glue sniffer who can't be trusted.

and Osama needs to 86 that school address. he's trying to brainwash a generation for the dems. smart move though.

El Padrino said...

fucking cannonballs

I can has prezident?!? said...

he's trying to brainwash a generation for the dems.

by telling them to work hard and stay in school? frightening

El Padrino said...

3 day weekend!!!!!!!!!!

blue said...

"and Osama needs to 86 that school address. he's trying to brainwash a generation for the dems. smart move though."

this is the dumbest thing i've ever read

blue said...

excluding anything teej has ever written

isiah thompson said...

by telling them to work hard and stay in school? frightening

are you that naive?

I've only lightly read a few stories about this but I think there is some sort of workbook that goes along with the speech with questions like "how does Osama inspire you" or something.

maybe Osama should have another national speech to parents instead of chitlins.

isiah thompson said...

and don't kids go to school to learn how to think and form beliefs and not be tolt* what to believe?

I can has prezident?!? said...

are you that naive?

-and you that insane?

isiah thompson said...

this is the dumbest thing i've ever read


Osama is one of the scha-moovest politicians in history, you really think he and the dems are doing this just to tell kids to stay on the straight and narrow?

El Padrino said...

obama outrage and support, both sides in regard to the school speech, which to me sounds like silly leberal propaganda

isiah thompson said...

so you guys are that naive.

got it.

I can has prezident?!? said...

I've only lightly read a few stories about this but I think there is some sort of workbook that goes along with the speech with questions like "how does Osama inspire you" or something.

originally the kids were going to be instructed to write a letter about how they could help the president...but that was scrapped.

I can has prezident?!? said...

I can see parents being against it as unnecessary; but to think it is some brainwashing exercise is Glenn Beck crazy

isiah thompson said...

meeting, you

Steve said...

wow. Zeke's taking the crazy to a whole new level.

blue said...

kids learn to share in school..

we should stop that shit too...fucking liberal teachers telling kids to share..

(s)

blue said...

godman hot lunch program...fuck that marxist bullshit, if kid can't afford food, he shouldn't be able to eat.


(s)

I can has prezident?!? said...

well, public school is socialism as well (ns); shut em all down. This free education business is commie-talk

I can has prezident?!? said...

pretty quality Whitlock article up today (ns). The Stu Scott "left eye" jab is hilarity

Keith S said...

kod padrino

Keith S said...

I don't think the Obama thing is a big deal, but to think that there isn't any kind of ulterior motive is silly

blue said...

they're fucking kids, they'll forget what he said 20 minutes later.

all they'll remember is that Obama talked to them

Keith S said...

"they're fucking kids, they'll forget what he said 20 minutes later."

They're not LP

blue said...

at first i thought it was a good idea but now i've changed my mind.

a wise man once said "fool me once...shame on you...fool me twice..shame on...shame on......... we won't be fooled again"

blue said...

my mind is like a steel trap

/lp

I can has prezident?!? said...

I don't think the Obama thing is a big deal, but to think that there isn't any kind of ulterior motive is silly

but to believe that it is a sinister ulterior motive is

Steve said...

It’s just a singular step in Obama's plan to eventually take over the universe and enslave the white man.

also, the government planned 9/11, we're hiding aliens in Nevada, and Elvis is still alive.

Keith S said...

Of course. Elvis is hanging out at Chicken & Waffles with Tupac

El Padrino said...

racist

blue said...

i love buffaro wings

Keith S said...

"racist"

Elvis is white

Keith S said...

bold

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