Friday, September 11, 2009

El Padrino's Weekly Betting Guide (week 1)

First let me just start by reminding you scumbags that today is 9/11. So keep the jokes about to planes to your heathen selves for a day. 8 years ago 3,017 people died when 19 extreme muslim terrorists hijacked 4 commerical airplanes and intentionally crashed them into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon and a field in Pennsylvania. A moment of silence please.

Never Forget.

Now unto the week 1 picks:

Vikings -4 over BROWNS (@@@@)
As mentioned in my NFL preview the Browns are something terrible. Also as mentioned here Mangina is a dick and no one likes him. Not even his wife, especially after he named his son Brett after the great Brett Farve and it ended up in him getting fired because of Brett Farve. So my technical analysis on this game says the Browns are going to have a tough time scoring points on a stingy Minnesota defense. Nor will they be able to stop Adrian Peterson.

CAROLINA +2 over Eagles (hhh)
I'm a little shocked but understand that the Eagles lack of defensive depth is not more of a major story around NFL water coolers. Because it's a huge factor. Carolina probably has the best running game in the league and I don't expect Philly to stop it at all. Especially in the second half. The MLB backup to the backup who is now the starter is out Sunday. The continuous metriculation of the ball down the field will keep McNabb and Co. on the sidelines. Philly has beaten Carolina the past 4 times they have played but all were at the Linc.

Dallas -6 over BUCS (GGG)
Bucs only shot at keeping Dallas at bay is to neutralize the pass rush by running the football. They might find some success in doing that but not for four quarters. And with Leftwhich back there I bet Ware is licking his chops. The Bucs are garbage overall and Dallas is always a September team (7-2 ATS in September). They are the Arod's of football.

Baltimore -13 over CHEIFS (IIII)
Gonna be a day at the beach for the Ravens defense. They get Kelly Gregg back and when him and Haloti are on the field together the linebackers are pretty free to knock the shit at whoever has the ball. I don't see any sceanrio in which the Chiefs are competitive in this game. And with Matt Cassel gimpy I wouldn't dare start him for the sake of proving he's a gamer. Especially with the Raiders on the schedule next week.

I have a college pick that is pretty vanilla but USC over OSU -7 is lock city.

Key Rating System (5 symbols mean put the house on it)-
@ Doing to work like Adrian Peterson
h MASH ambulance
G Garbage, like the Bucs
I Maxing and relaxing on the beach like the Ravens starters will be doing in the 4th quarter
when they are up 34-3

As for last nights game, it was a great way to kick off the season. Very good football game. Polamalu was a beast before he went down, Roethlisberger was great in the 2nd half after being putrid in the 1st. The Pittsburgh running game is still trash, man they are lucky they have a killer defense. Tennesse showed that they belong. Bironas, wft brah?

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blue said...

way to go out on a limb with those picks...definitely worth the $$

El Padrino said...

???

blue said...

good post

tem said...

i bet today is a slow comment day.

blue said...

i'm thinking about becoming an alcoholic

tem said...

by the way, it looks like the playoffs in FMLB is fixed. at least for the main bracket.

tem said...

of course keef went from winning 10-7 to losing 6-5-1, so he is probably pissed.

Jugdish said...

of course keef went from winning 10-7 to losing 6-5-1, so he is probably pissed.

no, he is too busy working with the bone saw that he rented

tem said...

"i'm thinking about becoming an alcoholic"

there are worse things to be, but your wife would probably not want you to become an alcoholic.

tem said...

so a ref lockout with replacement refs in the NBA is a good thing right?

everyone agrees that the refs are horrible, this is a perfect way to replace them.

Steve said...

"this is a perfect way to replace them"

How do you know the replacement refs wouldn't be worse?

Steve said...

"extreme muslim terrorists"


this sounds like X-Games or something.

Steve said...

EP wanted to use the words “extremist” and “terrorist” in the same sentence and he wasn't quite sure how to pull it off.

El Padrino said...

extremist was not used

blue said...

YOU LIE!!!!

Steve said...

"YOU LIE!!!!"


That shit was funny. Dude thought everybody was gonna join in, they didn't, he was all alone.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

I move that EP should be immune from all ridicule today

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

S

tem said...

"How do you know the replacement refs wouldn't be worse?"

i think the prevailing opinion is that the refs can't get any worse.

El Padrino said...

i agree

blue said...

i think aitch just asked that he be ranked* on

tem said...

i'm biting my toungue on everything 9-11 related today except one thing:

the terrorists didn't intentionally crash a plane into a field in PA.

american citizens stormed the cockpit and as a result the plane crashed into a field as opposed to some building the terrorists would have liked to crash it into.

to not give those citizens their due is an injustice.

Jugdish said...

i think that can be accomodated

Steve said...

"to not give those citizens their due is an injustice."


he forgot

Steve said...

i think i'll be taking a half day.

blue said...

the farmer whose field was destroyed disagrees with you tem

El Padrino said...

"the terrorists didn't intentionally crash a plane into a field in PA."

yes they did

they intentionally crashed it because they knew the brave men that were storming the cockpit were going to take control back of the plane so they rolled it and nosedived into the ground

what those men did was save the US Capitol in DC and saved many lives

but the terrorists did intentionally crash the plane

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"the terrorists didn't intentionally crash a plane into a field in PA"

I noticed this but didn't want to offend anybody by pointing it out.

tem said...

"what those men did was save the US Capitol in DC and saved many lives"

and your post leaves this part out.

it shouldn't. of all people on this place to leave it out, i would have never suspected you would.

Beth said...

"to not give those citizens their due is an injustice"

Tem is getting serious on us? Holy crap.

But well said sentiment there tem.

ns

tem said...

i'm not trying to stir shit up, but if you are going to tote the never forget flag around then you shouldn't forget.

Steve said...

"but the terrorists did intentionally crash the plane"

No story has reported this. They boarded the plane with he intention of crashing it, but they did not intend to crash into an empty field.

You’re cutting those dudes off at the knees, EP. That’s beat up.

tem said...

and i realize "i'm not trying to stir shit up" is the comment equivalent of "with all due respect."

El Padrino said...

"i'm not trying to stir shit up, but if you are going to tote the never forget flag around then you shouldn't forget."

i didnt forget, did you want me to write 1000 words on 9/11 on this blog? it's nto the forum, but i had to mention it

if you want read my blog or watch the 9/11 tribute song on LOM

El Padrino said...

"No story has reported this. They boarded the plane with he intention of crashing it, but they did not intend to crash into an empty field."


NO SHIT THAT'S WHAT I SAID

El Padrino said...

wft

tem said...

"did you want me to write 1000 words on 9/11 on this blog?"

no but if you are going to summarize the events of 9/11 i don't think you should leave out the part about the people storming the cockpit. it is a pretty important part of the history of the day.

your post reads as if the terrorists sat at a per-hijak meeting and said "let's crash a plane into this tower, this tower, the pentagon and a field in PA."

that's not what happened.

Beth said...

"the terrorists didn't intentionally crash a plane into a field in PA"

OK, I just went and read the bible about Flight 93. It sounds like the terrorists technically DID intentionally crash into the field, but that's because they realized they were about to get overpowered. The cockpit recorder transcript has the hijackers repeatedly talking about "putting it down" as the passengers were storming the cockpit.

El Padrino said...

El Pad said:
"they intentionally crashed it because they knew the brave men that were storming the cockpit were going to take control back of the plane so they rolled it and nosedived into the ground"

Bible says:
OK, I just went and read the bible about Flight 93. It sounds like the terrorists technically DID intentionally crash into the field, but that's because they realized they were about to get overpowered. The cockpit recorder transcript has the hijackers repeatedly talking about "putting it down" as the passengers were storming the cockpit.


Same thing.

tem said...

and thus the heroism of some americans gets forgotten on a technicality.

El Padrino said...

"no but if you are going to summarize the events of 9/11 i don't think you should leave out the part about the people storming the cockpit. it is a pretty important part of the history of the day."

my intention was not to summarize the events of 9/11

tem said...

well i won't forget.

tem said...

"my intention was not to summarize the events of 9/11"

but it is exactly what your first paragraph is. you remind us scumbags that today is 9-11 and then rattle off what happened that day.

El Padrino said...

"No story has reported this. They boarded the plane with he intention of crashing it, but they did not intend to crash into an empty field."

No story as reported this?

are you guys serious or fucking with me because today is not the day to fuck with me

there are proably 10-15 tv/Cable documentaries on these heroic men alone, seperate from the grand 9/11 documentary's and there was this little movie called United 93 that maybe you've heard of

El Padrino said...

"but it is exactly what your first paragraph is. you remind us scumbags that today is 9-11 and then rattle off what happened that day."

yes it was meant to remind you that today is 9/11, 8 years later, if i intended on summarizing the events i would have, and i would have done that flawlessly

blue said...

it's all a conspiracy

El Padrino said...

simple as that

Steve said...

"there are proably 10-15 tv/Cable documentaries on these heroic men alone, seperate from the grand 9/11 documentary's and there was this little movie called United 93 that maybe you've heard of"



all that, and you left them out.

Steve said...

"it's all a conspiracy"



YOU LIE!!!!!

tem said...

i'm done with it, you should have put in a part about the people storming the cockpit. that's my entire point.

blue said...

the true hero was GW bush and his strike in the world series

El Padrino said...

steve go fuck yourself

and whatever tem, i simply was reminding folks on a sports blog that today was 9/11 and not to forget what happened, that's all

Steve said...

cut him a break tem.

He was rushing threw the 9/11 stuff so he could get to what's really important to him...the football review.

blue said...

how could we ever forget anyway?

how come we don't hear about the OK city bombing all the time? because it wasn't in caput mundi?

Jugdish said...

its all about the intent. while tem has a valid point, ep didn't intentionlly leave them out. i don't think anyone forgets, even though we haven't listed every firefigher, police officer, etc who lost their life either.

El Padrino said...

"how come we don't hear about the OK city bombing all the time? because it wasn't in caput mundi?"

april 19th, 1995 i think about it often, i was only 15 but before 9/11 it was the deadliest terrorism attack on american soil

El Padrino said...

"its all about the intent. while tem has a valid point, ep didn't intentionlly leave them out. i don't think anyone forgets, even though we haven't listed every firefigher, police officer, etc who lost their life either."

^^^ THAT ^^^

Beth said...

I know you guys are just busting ep's balls like you normally do, but I think it's in pretty poor taste to do that today on this.

ns

Beth said...

That should've said "like we all normally do".

blue said...

since when have we ever had "good" taste?

we ridiculed a guy's mother-in-law who died of cancer...not even fake cancer either.

tem said...

FYI, i'm not busting chops. but i am done with it.

El Padrino said...

i dont think tem is bustin balls i see his point and hope he sees my point

steve on the other hand is being a dick

Beth said...

"we ridiculed a guy's mother-in-law who died of cancer...not even fake cancer either"

Yeah, and I thought that was bad too.

Yet blue, you got all up in arms when kod suggested your wife was a little chubby. Interesting perspective.

tem said...

"i dont think tem is bustin balls i see his point and hope he sees my point"

fair enough. we can move on and be friends again.

Beth said...

"fair enough. we can move on and be friends again"

Wait, y'all were friends before????

Jugdish said...

we ridiculed a guy's mother-in-law who died of cancer...not even fake cancer either.


who was that? i might have missed that. i don't think i would have taken part in anything like that

Jugdish said...

may have been posted, but she's got nuts

blue said...

"who was that? i might have missed that. i don't think i would have taken part in anything like that"

cmfost

blue said...

i never said people couldn't get riled up

Jugdish said...

she's got nuts


this will be interesting to see how this issue is handled.

blue said...

my point was, we've always been "in poor taste" and expecting anything less is naive

tem said...

poor taste = D-

El Padrino said...

"she's got nuts"

jugfast

Jugdish said...

my point was, we've always been "in poor taste" and expecting anything less is naive



troof...i think beth's point was just to exercise a little judgement though

tem said...

"Wait, y'all were friends before????"

you know it's true beth.

Jugdish said...

jugfast


i figured...damn!

El Padrino said...

"fair enough. we can move on and be friends again."

want to get an apartment together?

Steve said...

LOV is trying to go high class?

Jugdish said...

LOV is trying to go high class?


no, we'll let you hang out still


s

Beth said...

"troof...i think beth's point was just to exercise a little judgement though"

See, even doped up jug gets it.

Jugdish said...

want to get an apartment together?


get a three bedroom so mEEz can move in too. he can keep you up to date on the latest hate crime trends

Jugdish said...

jug's little nephew rolled over for the first time yesterday...I'll have that kid jumping off bridges in no time!

El Padrino said...

story still makes me aitch jug

Jugdish said...

it makes me aitch, then it makes me ache

Keith S said...

"So keep the jokes about to planes to your heathen selves for a day."


HDH. Never forget!

Keith S said...

"of course keef went from winning 10-7 to losing 6-5-1, so he is probably pissed."

I'm winning 6-5-1, temford

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i'm biting my toungue on everything 9-11 related today except one thing:

the terrorists didn't intentionally crash a plane into a field in PA."

first thing that popped in my head from reading the post

Spaceman Spiff said...

im glad algae* got really extra fat. all the better to fuck up polamalu's knee with, my dear

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and whatever tem, i simply was reminding folks on a sports blog that today was 9/11 and not to forget what happened, that's all"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

i hate blue for picking up mike bell

Meiz said...

"isiah thompson said...

chuck cecil from az cards fame?"


No, Chuck Cecil from Green Bay Packers fame.

blue said...

i picked up mike bell?

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"I know you guys are just busting ep's balls like you normally do, but I think it's in pretty poor taste to do that today on this"

^^^THAT!!!!!^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i picked up mike bell?"

possibly

blue said...

i'm a hell of a manager

isiah thompson said...

a 9/11 slapper to start the day, I didn't see that coming. (twss)

and did beth say she thought EP's balls tasted poorly?

isiah thompson said...

I picked up Mike Bell in Y! yesterday.

isiah thompson said...

that's a good point about the OKC bombing.

never forget that either, dood blew up a daycare amongst other things.

blue said...

i have now picked up mike bell in the keeper league.

thanks for the heads up

Jugdish said...

i'm a hell of a manager

you could work for the raiders

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i have now picked up mike bell in the keeper league.

thanks for the heads up"

no problem, i didnt need him in the keeper

tem said...

"want to get an apartment together?"

i can get us a place cheap.

tem said...

"I'm winning 6-5-1, temford"

i'm talking about the 1st round, that you lost. now you are in the consolation bracket.

you had won the 1st round match 10-7 or something stupid like that (since there is only 12 categories).

Meiz said...

"i can get us a place cheap."


YOU LIE!!!

Meiz said...

This place is dead today?

El Padrino said...

Sciafe fumble was gay

El Padrino said...

skins had all 53 men practice yeasterday, no injury report

that's rare

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

What do I want for lunch?

El Padrino said...

not a salad

El Padrino said...

CNN, fail.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"not a salad"

I'm goin easy on you today. Don't poke the sleeping dog with a sharp stick...

El Padrino said...

i see nothing wrong with that comment, just sayin dont get a salad because i dont like them

Meiz said...

"What do I want for lunch?"

Mall food. Cajun Big Easy.

JFreak said...

Going to a casino in Larry Bird's home town.

Guess that's as good a place as any to gamble for the first time.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"i see nothing wrong with that comment, just sayin dont get a salad because i dont like them"

You expect me to believe this wasn't a fat joke? I'm not Steve and I don't wear a helmet.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Freak how was Italy?

Steve said...

"You expect me to believe this wasn't a fat joke? I'm not Steve and I don't wear a helmet."

if you would have been Steve he couldn't have made a fat joke.

JFreak said...

"Freak how was Italy?"

It was pretty nice. I didn't see much. I wasn't there for long and was working, but I did get to go to the Ferrari Museum, which was awesome.

Also had the best pizza ever. All it had on it was prosciutto. So delectable.

isiah thompson said...

"Freak how was Italy?"



The socks were amazing.

/freak

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"if you would have been Steve he couldn't have made a fat joke."

I was implying that you're dumb. Solid reversal though.

El Padrino said...

cant wait to go to italy

Steve said...

"Solid reversal though."



thanks, chubs.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"cant wait to go to italy"

When are you going little guy?

blue said...

as soon as he clears some room on the credit cards

El Padrino said...

"as soon as he clears some room on the credit cards"

eggsactly

isiah thompson said...

you'd just have to buy one tix for cmep and you can sit in her lap, kids fly free right?

Meiz said...

smat

El Padrino said...

kids dont fly free, not after 2 years old

blue said...

yeah, fuck the 2yr old rule

El Padrino said...

shitty rule

Jugdish said...

you better eat more salad, we don't want you paying for 2 seats


s

Steve said...

A Coatesville mother made her 6-year-old daughter drive a car because “[mom] was sleepy” after smoking “that stinky stuff,” according to police.

"The 30-year-old mother was arrested Sunday at about 4:20 p.m. after police saw the child driving..."

i wonder if that was the police trying to be funny or just a coincidence

El Padrino said...

obama's 9/11 op-ed was good

isiah thompson said...

Coatsville, PA is where Rip Hamilton is from.

isiah thompson said...

mooslims practice the religion of islam

extreme mooslims practice the religion of islam and wear the beanies.

isiah thompson said...

obama's 9/11 op-ed was good

couldn't finish it, 9/11 isn't the time of place for Osama to grandstand politically.

enough already of this guy.

Jugdish said...

enough already of this guy.


he is the prez...he has to speak on occasions like this. i'm not a fan of him either

El Padrino said...

yeah zeke he needed to speak today if anything

Meiz said...

"i'm not a fan of him either"


Holy shit. I'm shocked.

Jugdish said...

i understand what zeke is sayin somewhat. obama didn't have to give a run down of all the stuff he is doing. it is day of remeberance for sure, but its also a day to put politics aside

Meiz said...

No, he was grandstanding and this is NOT the time for that.















s

Jugdish said...

Holy shit. I'm shocked.

he didn't give me 4500, that's why

Meiz said...

Politics should not be put aside. 9/11 changed the political face of the world.

Meiz said...

"he didn't give me 4500, that's why"


Oh, I understand.

Meiz said...

Thanks, Obama!

Jugdish said...

Politics should not be put aside. 9/11 changed the political face of the world.

im saying just for a day like this...no repub democract bullshit, throwing blame around...stuff like that

Meiz said...

right

Steve said...

Every GW 9/11 anniversary speech was about keeping the US safer and how he was going about doing so.

isiah thompson said...

yeah zeke he needed to speak today if anything


no need for an op-ed

do the wreath laying thing.

having families of victims at the white house

"out" of the public eye.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"you'd just have to buy one tix for cmep and you can sit in her lap, kids fly free right?"

We had a lady call for a ride the other day and she asked if she needed a car seat for her kid. When she was told that she did, she flipped out because the kid could just sit on her lap.

The kid was 9 months old.

isiah thompson said...

Every GW 9/11 anniversary speech was about keeping the US safer and how he was going about doing so.


well steve, I know you support terrorism and hate the US but we were attacked.

the usual response is to protect yourself.

it's science

Jugdish said...

Every GW 9/11 anniversary speech was about keeping the US safer and how he was going about doing so.



im saying just for a day like this...no repub democract bullshit, throwing blame around...stuff like that

isiah thompson said...

hasn't Osama tried to reduce military spending and become a friend of the illegal alien?

but today he's Captain Fucking America?

GTFO

Steve said...

well, Zeke. I know you're blinded by your hate for the man, but he's doing the exact same kind of speech that Bush used to give. Not sure why you're bitching about his and ignored Bush's.

isiah thompson said...

I was thinking about 9/11 on my drive in, and then I saw a pick-up with an airbrushed pic of the WTC.

Jugdish said...

hasn't Osama tried to reduce military spending and become a friend of the illegal alien?

but today he's Captain Fucking America?

GTFO


im saying just for a day like this...no repub democract bullshit, throwing blame around...stuff like that


pete and repeat walked into a bar...

Spaceman Spiff said...

"skins had all 53 men practice yeasterday, no injury report

that's rare"

in that case, im in for that bet you and zeke have going

s(for that being the reason)

ns(for being in on the bet)

El Padrino said...

ok spiff, you get the points too

Steve said...

"hasn't Osama tried to reduce military spending and become a friend of the illegal alien?"


not sure about the friend part, but he increased military spending...3% I think.

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit, im a caput mundian today, suite

isiah thompson said...

ironic that you say I have "blind hatred" for the man since you and others blindly bought in to what he was selling.

I've said all along that I wanted to get on board but the man has given me no reason.

If anything he's re-affirmed that my initial diagnosis of the situation was correct.

This guy is a supremely gifted orator and campaigner - nothing more nothing less. He is NOT the great hope you guys thought he was.

He's just like the rest of them - full of shit.

Jugdish said...

holy shit, im a caput mundian today, suite


enjoy it!

tem said...

"YOU LIE!!!"

do not, it just would be in Columbus, you didn't want to live in Columbus.

Keith S said...

"i'm talking about the 1st round, that you lost. now you are in the consolation bracket."


Oh. Well fuck you

Keith S said...

I got a new yob finally

Jugdish said...

congrats! what is the yob?

Keith S said...

"You expect me to believe this wasn't a fat joke? I'm not Steve and I don't wear a helmet."


LP really doesn't like salad so I believe him

ns

isiah thompson said...

was the 2nd interview a piss test?

Steve said...

zeek, you've hated the man from day one. it has nothing to do with how he's been president or how he ran a campaign.

You’ve bashed and bashed from the first day he appeared on scene.

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats

Steve said...

gratz, Keith

isiah thompson said...

congrats keef

Jugdish said...

a steve/zeke slapper...suite

Jugdish said...

you feeding those chickens like in napolean dynomite keef?

tem said...

keef is gonna sell booze now.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

"ironic that you say I have "blind hatred" for the man since you and others blindly bought in to what he was selling."

^ that ^

El Padrino said...

suite keef, 2009 is a solid fucking year for you

marriage
keef sanchez
house
yob

Congrats!

Keith S said...

"This guy is a supremely gifted orator and campaigner - nothing more nothing less. He is NOT the great hope you guys thought he was."

I don't think anyone here thought he was the great hope. We wanted something different that what we had for 8 years

Keith S said...

"congrats! what is the yob?"

With southern wine & spirits

Keith S said...

"was the 2nd interview a piss test?"

I have to take the piss test and get a physical this afternoon

Steve said...

"We wanted something different that what we had for 8 years"


indeed.

Keith S said...

Thanks all around

Keith S said...

"a steve/zeke slapper...suite"


Can't we put left/right aside for 1 day?????

isiah thompson said...

You’ve bashed and bashed from the first day he appeared on scene.


nah, me and millions of others saw through the bs from the jump.

Keith S said...

that what is HDH. Noone is immune

Jugdish said...

Can't we put left/right aside for 1 day?????


agreed

Jugdish said...

what will your new yob entail keef?

isiah thompson said...

suite keef, 2009 is a solid fucking year for you

marriage
keef sanchez
house
yob

Congrats!

wow, that IS a HELLUVA year!!!

Jugdish said...

keef at the interview:

"I like money. I have some in a jar at home. I'd like to put more money in that jar. That's where you come in."

Keith S said...

"what will your new yob entail keef?"

Working with chain accounts in Scottsdizzle selling booze

isiah thompson said...

you have to get a physical?

Dr. J?

El Padrino said...

the williamses are good to go for minny

Jugdish said...

the williamses are good to go for minny



somewhere kod is smiling

El Padrino said...

"you have to get a physical?"

ok (insert athalete name here)

Keith S said...

"you have to get a physical?

Dr. J?"


Noooo. I've seen him too much already. Just gotta lift 50 lbs and some other shit. I hope I pass


s

Jugdish said...

will you be able to get us free booze for the LOV olympics?


and maybe some ensure for steve?

Keith S said...

for LP

Keith S said...

"will you be able to get us free booze for the LOV olympics?"

I don't think I'll steal from them right off the bat

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino