Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Cash Money.

Goddamn Bills. You had a chance, and you screwed it up. I hate you. Apparently, people in Buffalo are pissed about the game too, because Bills' cornerback Leodis McKelvin's front lawn was vandalize. An obscenity and the score was spray painted into his lawn. You stay classy, Buffalo.

I was surprised by the Raiders. They actually looked good. That game had an exciting first half and a terrible (for the most part) second half. I like that they lost though, I will always hate the Silver & Black.

Apparently, if you request a trade through the media, the NBA will fine you. Stephen Jackson learnt* the hard way. $25k is a drop in the bucket for him, but still, it's $25k.

Some real Indians are still trying to get the Redskins to change their name. It's about to go to the Supreme Court. I understand, but I think it's lame. I mean, they've been known as the Redskins for over 75 years. It's gonna be weird if they have to change it. Some interesting tidbits from the bible: "the Redskins are the second most valuable franchise in the NFL, valued at approximately $1.538 billion" and " the Redskins remain the highest grossing team in the NFL with $327 million in revenue during the 2007 season". That's a lot of cabbage.

Michael Young came back for one at-bat and then decided to take a seat. Thanks for coming out, Mike.

NCIS: Los Angeles? SERIOUSLY? Apparently, L.A. is a hotbed for criminal behavior involving Navy personnel.

There is a Bob's Big Boy that just opened yesterday and it's less than a mile from my place. Me and gftyler are stoked. We've driven by twice and the line is out the door, so we're kind of bummed that we're going to have to wait a week or two until the lines die down.

And that's all I've got.

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Beth said...

You know I used to be a bad girl,
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom,
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club,
But now I know my right wing from my wrong.

Beth said...

Just so everyone knows, the above are song lyrics. I was listening to that on my way into work today. Good song with great lyrics.

Beth said...

Where do all the porn stars go,
when the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go,
cause when you need one they are never around.

Where do all the porn stars go,
when the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go,
they all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Beth said...

Ok, those are my song lyrics for the day, I'm done with that.

Steve said...

has Beth been smoking the ganja?

Steve said...

arabic characters suck ass.

Beth said...

"has Beth been smoking the ganja?"

If I had been smoking the ganja I'd have quoted this part of the song:

I really used to be a bad girl,
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong,
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do,
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song.

Jugdish said...

Ok, those are my song lyrics for the day, I'm done with that.

YOU LIE!!!

Beth said...

I didn't lie, I changed my mind. Women can get away with that. :-)

blue said...

jackass

blue said...

i'm convinced that TO was the person who vandalized mckelvin's yard.

ToddPacker said...

re: bob's big boy

never been to one

WOPer Jr. said...

" the Redskins remain the highest grossing team in the NFL with $327 million in revenue during the 2007 season".

it's because they own the stadium, which is rare

blue said...

what's that on the screen...sir, it appears to be a bob's big boy....


he's back

actually sir, bob's big boy never left

WOPer Jr. said...

big boys

me neither

ToddPacker said...

just got free bucs/giants tickets... i'll probably give them away.

WOPer Jr. said...

i'll take them

WOPer Jr. said...

do you have 3 or 4

blue said...

bucs win 23-14

ToddPacker said...

wow, there is a bob's in florida

ToddPacker said...

"do you have 3 or 4"

2

WOPer Jr. said...

nevermind then

blue said...

if lp doesn't wnat them, tem will take them, he likes the bucs

tem said...

tem does like the bucs but will not fly to FL for them.

unless i can somehow make it a work trip, which is possible since we own property by USF.

tem said...

i am still drunk from last night.

tem said...

softball update

1 for 2 with 2 walks.

double header and i batted 4 times. our team played bad. also i batted last. well last of the guys.

WOPer Jr. said...

beth

tem said...

also i got hit with 0 throws.

tem said...

got an email from the dog breeder.

"Just out of curiosity. How much do you think a AKC Champion Bull Terrier would be worth? After spending a life time ate this? What do you do for a living?"



i don't think he likes me.

tem said...

also he seems dumb

WOPer Jr. said...

"i don't think he likes me."

he's a jerkoff

blue said...

why would they move a beam from the WTC to atlanta?

atlanta has their own bombing stuff they can use

blue said...

""Just out of curiosity. How much do you think a AKC Champion Bull Terrier would be worth? After spending a life time ate this? What do you do for a living?""

an AKC champion would be worth a lot...my guess is the puppies haven't won any championships though

blue said...

you should write back


i'm an accountant for a living, my job is to assess real value of products/companies...and your company is shit

tem said...

"an AKC champion would be worth a lot...my guess is the puppies haven't won any championships though"

i thought about responding to him and asking him how many championships his 8 week old puppy has won, but decided against it.

Beth said...

"atlanta has their own bombing stuff they can use"

9/11 bombing rubble >>>> 96 Olympic bombing stuff (not to discount the lives lost in the Olympic bombing)

WOPer Jr. said...

couple robbed while fucking in a dumpster

tem said...

i think his site is called bulliesbygod, so i figured he'd be nice.

tem said...

although, i guess if god sired the puppy it would be worth a lot.

tem said...

as. would have a field day with this sentence "After spending a life time ate this?"


lifetime is 1 word, ate is a typo and the sentence isn't a question, or even a sentence.

blue said...

you should right back...

michael vick's champion dogs aren't worth much anymore

tem said...

i have all sorts of things i want to write back, but i'll pass.

WOPer Jr. said...

blue help us out

tem said...

i'll be putting his email down to sign up for spam though.

blue said...

i'll email him

blue said...

if the US keeps all of their terrorist cells in Denver, i'd expect other organizations to keep theirs here as well.

blue said...

bull terrier guy looks like a douche

blue said...

"I am now Certified in Canine Theriogenology & Semen Cryopreservation and will soon be offering Frozen Semen for Shipping. Please let me know if this interests you."


not sure this is something i'd be bragging about

blue said...

and beth is writing down his email

tem said...

pretty sure he is a douche.

blue said...

"I eat with, sleep with, shower with, do laundry with, work with, feed my goats, horses, peacocks, turkeys, etc., with, and yes, answer e-mails with my Bullies."


i think we found cumfast

tem said...

maybe one of his dogs sent me an email.

Meiz said...

"I sent it to the e-mail you wrote down.

Maybe you should check to see if what you wrote was accurate."


Which one? @ra.rockwell.com or @new.rr.com

Meiz said...

"Jugdish said...

when is mEEz moving back to the burg? or is it berg?"


October 3

tem said...

oct 3rd is when he leaves the klan?

blue said...

you never "leave" the klan

WOPer Jr. said...

tem you want me to take care of this guy for you?

WOPer Jr. said...

fucking double dragon in effect

Beth said...

"and beth is writing down his email"

No need for me to order frozen semen, I can get some on my own whenever I want...

Steve said...

so beth is a sure thing?

Meiz said...

"fucking double dragon in effect"


The video game?

WOPer Jr. said...

in the spirit of the video game, meaning i got your back

Steve said...

i think ep just creeped tem out a little bit.

kodiac said...

ahahahaha

-the little girl threw the homerun ball back her dad caught at the Phillies game; hilarity

tem said...

"tem you want me to take care of this guy for you?"

not yet

Meiz said...

"in the spirit of the video game, meaning i got your back"


Jesus aitch chris

ToddPacker said...

kod is home again?

tem said...

"i think ep just creeped tem out a little bit."

nope, TPS was calling.

i am still drunk ish.

kodiac said...

kod is home again?

-yeah; fucked up my neck something fierce on Sunday

Jugdish said...

-the little girl threw the homerun ball back her dad caught at the Phillies game; hilarity


that was funny

ToddPacker said...

neck pain... sorry to hear that, kod. did you jump off any rr tracks?

kodiac said...

neck pain... sorry to hear that, kod. did you jump off any rr tracks?

hilarity; nah, just general craziness during the Vikes game and playing with gdkod on Sunday

ToddPacker said...

was the yankee/bluejay fight any good? didn't see any hightlights

kodiac said...

haven't seen the highlights yet; watching Sportscentre right now to try and catch the clip of that

kodiac said...

I don't think they're going to pass Detroit...but Chicago and Minni just wont go away in the Central

tem said...

i thought the White Sox threw in the towell?

Jugdish said...

I don't think they're going to pass Detroit...but Chicago and Minni just wont go away in the Central


it sucks that all of the division races are pretty much a done deal...even the wild card for the most part

Jugdish said...

i thought the White Sox threw in the towell?

they are still playing...5.5 back I think.

i doubt peavy will be back this season at the rate they are going too.

kodiac said...

The Rockies/Giants WC race has been alright

-but yeah, overall pretty much a dud

Jugdish said...

however they do close with several games with detroit and minny...so you never know


but sometimes you know

kodiac said...

how many games do the WSox have left with Detroit?
-Twins have 7, which is the only reason I have a silver of hope right now

Meiz said...

Oh. Add New Guy to the list of ridiculously and embarrassingly racist people I know. I should introduce him to David Duke so they can hate fuck each other.

Jugdish said...

how many games do the WSox have left with Detroit?


at least 4 i think, and i believe they close with series against the twins and tiggers

Jugdish said...

maybe mEEz's time masheen is working again...sounds like he lives in the 60's

tem said...

new guy has been added to my list of racists meiz knows.

Meiz said...

Its inexplicable. I swear to you he said "timber niggers" when referencing indians, the other day. Yeah Kod, he said that shit. And threatened him with violence, and he got all sheepish, and blushed.

Jugdish said...

new guy has been added to my list of racists meiz knows.

how long is that list?

Meiz said...

"new guy has been added to my list of racists meiz knows."


Its a handy list

ToddPacker said...

i'd like a recap of the meiz/new guy conversation

Steve said...

"timber niggers"


first i've ever heard that term.

ToddPacker said...

"i'd like a recap of the meiz/new guy conversation"

nevermind

Meiz said...

Dude won't even go to the ritzy, high end mall because, and I quote- "I don't like going places where the "other" people there have a mechanical advantage over me".

I laughed at him and called him a retard limp dick pussy. What a bitch.

tem said...

"first i've ever heard that term."

same

Meiz said...

I'm done.

ToddPacker said...

"mechanical advantage"

::hank hill::

Steve said...

"I don't like going places where the "other" people there have a mechanical advantage over me"

maybe it's my downz acting up but mechanical advantage? i don't get it.

Beth said...

"new guy has been added to my list of racists meiz knows"

Hilarity.

kodiac said...

yeah, I've gotten some pretty interesting comments from people after telling them what I do; which is strange, because it's like they expect me to agree with them or something. When I tell them they are white trash ratards they look all surprised and offended.

-and I haven't heard that exact term, but several variations that are pretty similar

kodiac said...

maybe it's my downz acting up but mechanical advantage? i don't get it.

I don't either

Meiz said...

"maybe it's my downz acting up but mechanical advantage? i don't get it."


Because only black people live in the city, and all black people carry guns.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"LOL! I've been accused of this once or twice


fixed"

twas hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

black people at the ritzy high end mall? where the fuck is this?

ToddPacker said...

good point spiff

Jugdish said...

MEQUON

ritzy, high end mall in mequon = wal-mart

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug is wise

related link to his comment

Jugdish said...

that peopleofwalmart link is pretty funny...

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Because of Patrick Swayze, I have an Oscar". - Whoopi Goldberg "

so the guy dies and you brag about yourself, suite

Meiz said...

We should do a weekly 4 team parlay challenge on centsports

Steve said...

Wal-Mart Wedding


awesome!

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea that site is gold jerry, gold!

Meiz said...

"black people at the ritzy high end mall? where the fuck is this?"


Here

kodiac said...

We should do a weekly 4 team parlay challenge on centsports

great idea (ns); I'm in

Meiz said...

Jug's a retard

WOPer Jr. said...

"And apparently U.S. poultry companies are the "world’s leading supplier of king-size chicken feet."

good to know

kodiac said...

Hey Meiz....have you ever watched the Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager series on Youtube? It's pretty funny shit

WOPer Jr. said...

looks lovely

WOPer Jr. said...

jimmy carter setting race relations back another 50 years

shut yer trap old man

Spaceman Spiff said...

got outbid for gage, stings

WOPer Jr. said...

subprime in the shitter so now this is happening

"It looks like Wall Street is developing a new use for the securitization process — bundling life insurance policies and selling them as bonds to investors who would be betting, in essence, on when the policyholders will die."

told you they will always come up with a way to make a stupid amount of money

ToddPacker said...

"that peopleofwalmart link is pretty funny..."

yes

Meiz said...

"Hey Meiz....have you ever watched the Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager series on Youtube? It's pretty funny shit"


I've seent 'em all

ToddPacker said...

"Here"

the place has a sears, kohls and a payless shoes... very ritzy

eteo

Keith S said...

"Just out of curiosity. How much do you think a AKC Champion Bull Terrier would be worth? After spending a life time ate this? What do you do for a living?"

Only 1 on this page is $2000

JFreak said...

FJM is back!

Boo-ya!

isiah thompson said...

fucking double dragon in effect

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

that guy should sue Carter, teach that old bastard a lesson

Meiz said...

People are really irritating me today. New Lady on her cell phone up at the counter in front of customers. Just ignoring them. What the fuck, lady.

Meiz said...

"the place has a sears, kohls and a payless shoes... very ritzy"


Ah, being a dick just to be a dick I see.

Keith S said...

"Oh. Add New Guy to the list of ridiculously and embarrassingly racist people I know. I should introduce him to David Duke so they can hate fuck each other."


You've mentioned that in the past, mizedrino

Keith S said...

Nothing says high class like a pair of Payless shoes

Meiz said...

Here. Its the "nice" mall. Just got completely redone a couple years ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

that place appears to confirm meiz's 'ritzy' declaration

s

Beth said...

"People are really irritating me today."

Oh good to know it's just today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the place has a sears, kohls and a payless shoes... very ritzy"

high end mall over here has a sears

Spaceman Spiff said...

funny how theres a pic of 2 black people on the 'sales & specials' tab

Keith S said...

"redone" does not mean "ritzy"

Meiz said...

"You've mentioned that in the past, mizedrino"


I was previously making the assumption. He just confirmed how badly he has it.

Steve said...

In Obama's America the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering 'yeah, right on, right on, right on.’” He went on to defend racism—or attack homosexuality, we’re not sure—by offering this gem: “If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable?” Link

You can always count on Limbaugh.

Meiz said...

Is there something in the water in the southwest that adds douche to people?

Meiz said...

"In Obama's America the white kids now get beat up with the black kids cheering 'yeah, right on, right on, right on.’"


Hmmmm. So I never got jumped in middle school in Milwaukee just because I'm white? News to me.

Keith S said...

Blinders, LP

Meiz said...

wall

JFreak said...

food metaphor

Meiz said...

EVERYBODY

Keith S said...

Cookie jar blizzard is not grate*

Meiz said...

There's a buy 1 get one coupon there.

Meiz said...

Or BOGO, to the aficionado.

blue said...

i'd like the get one free part...i don't need the one you have to buy...

thanks and regards

blue said...

or just the GO part...for you office-ianados

Meiz said...

Is today Sandy Vagina day? Did I miss the memo?

blue said...

nope, i don't have a vaginer

Steve said...

YOU LIE!!!

Meiz said...

Where the hell's Danny Costanza?

WOPer Jr. said...

meetingssssssssssssss
leaving at 330 to go downtown

WOPer Jr. said...

shawn andrews is a fat bastard

WOPer Jr. said...

philly fans are pshychos

Meiz said...

I love this shit.


Stupid Rich Lady: I have a suitcase to ship today. I'll be back later with that.


Me: OK


Lady comes back with a wooden chest, 2 tables, a set of silverware, 4 boxes of shit that needs to be repacked, and other miscellany.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUITCASE?

Jugdish said...

leaving at 330 to go downtown


to a ritzy mall?

blue said...

have you been downtown yet? you gotta go downtown

WOPer Jr. said...

"to a ritzy mall?"

no, i dont have any credit

Jugdish said...

george

ToddPacker said...

"leaving at 330 to go downtown


to a ritzy mall?"


watch out for the mechanical advantage

blue said...

fucking cyborgs always hanging out at the malls

ToddPacker said...

cyborgs ♥ sbarro

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WHERE'S THE FUCKING SUITCASE?"

rich lady: less questions, more packing up my shit ups boy

WOPer Jr. said...

who the fuck ships a wooden chest

blue said...

maybe the suitcase was a metaphor

blue said...

"who the fuck ships a wooden chest"

a stupid rich lady, apparently

Jugdish said...

mize, what are those three numbers in parentheses before the store telephone number?



/tem

blue said...

rich lady: what are these 5 numbers after the address needed for?

Jugdish said...

bossman: mEEz...handle this

WOPer Jr. said...

" Facebook nearly as large as U.S. population "

300 milly?

ToddPacker said...

"dummy" should have a line too

Jugdish said...

"dummy" should have a line too



dummy's line is:

::blank stare::

Keith S said...

"There's a buy 1 get one coupon there."

Only if you haven't already signed up. I've signed up with 4 email addresses

Keith S said...

"Is today Sandy Vagina day? Did I miss the memo?"

Pot

Meiz said...

"watch out for the mechanical advantage"


Tell that to new guy, not me

WOPer Jr. said...

startin to get nervous, 3rd raid in a row feds found bomb making equipment similar to bombs that were used in the madrid train bombs

Keith S said...

"philly fans are pshychos"

Pshychos are the worse

blue said...

"" Facebook nearly as large as U.S. population "

300 milly?"


it said US population, not world

Keith S said...

"startin to get nervous, 3rd raid in a row feds found bomb making equipment similar to bombs that were used in the madrid train bombs"

Don't get nervous. The cops are finding them all

blue said...

"startin to get nervous, 3rd raid in a row feds found bomb making equipment similar to bombs that were used in the madrid train bombs"

don't take the train

Spaceman Spiff said...

"startin to get nervous, 3rd raid in a row feds found bomb making equipment similar to bombs that were used in the madrid train bombs"

bomb making photo op

DET

blue said...

fuck the rockies...doing their best mess impersonation

Meiz said...

I'm on lunch right now. This place is a zoo because its only the women up front, and I'm not gonna do anything about it. This is hilarity.

Keith S said...

"fuck the rockies...doing their best mess impersonation"

Are you going to say that every day?

ToddPacker said...

"dummy's line is:

::blank stare::"

good work, jug

Keith S said...

"I'm on lunch right now. This place is a zoo because its only the women up front, and I'm not gonna do anything about it. This is hilarity."

Such a rebel

blue said...

Suiteness

if jordan can have a statue outside the united center then Walter should have one outside of soldier field

Meiz said...

"startin to get nervous, 3rd raid in a row feds found bomb making equipment similar to bombs that were used in the madrid train bombs"



Newsflash: People make bombs all the time.

blue said...

"Are you going to say that every day?"

shut yer trap needledick

and yes, i am until they choke away their entire lead

ToddPacker said...

"Are you going to say that every day?"

i was just about to type the exact comment

Keith S said...

"shut yer trap needledick

and yes, i am until they choke away their entire lead"

And to think, I was going to use your DTV referral

Keith S said...

Is the Walter payton statue gonna have yellow eyes?

Steve said...

"Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they're growing up, when they're miserable and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting." - Megan Fox

I guess when a chick is that hot she can get away with acting like a crazy bitch.

Keith S said...

"Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter."


So you cut yourself. Got it.

blue said...

megan fox is trying too hard to be angelina jolie

blue said...

i half expect megan fox to make out with her brother on stage at some awards show

Keith S said...

that would be gross

Keith S said...

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