Thursday, September 10, 2009

Brett Favre, STFU!!

Seriously. Now he is saying the Jets knew he had the torn bicep and kept running him out there. Riiiiight. Because you had no say in it at all, right Brett. If you knew you were hurt shouldn't you have taken yourself out of the games? He's also kept the preemptive excuses coming, saying he may not make it through 16 games. SO WHY COME BACK?!?!?!? Way to torpedo another franchise.

Don't look now, but the Rockies are creeping up on the Dodgers. Blue must be wetting himself. He's also probably been mentioning the Rockies catching up, but no one can hear him from way up on that mountain.

I'm surprised that Sheriff Roger hasn't suspended Shawne Merriman yet. I mean, Goodell hasn't waited for the facts or cases to be resolved in the past, so why now. Does the NFL really want to promote domestic violence? Think of the children!!! (yes, that is sarcasm.)

Derek Jeter tied or broke some Yankee record. Good for him. Seriously. As I've said before, I'm a huge fan of Jeter's, despite my Red Sox fanaticism. He's a winner and a class act.

Does anybody else here care about NASCAR or Soccer? I do, but I will spare you non-fans.

I'm sick today. Hope it isn't the swine flu. Either way that's all I've got.

*is Freak taking Thursdays back? Still haven't got an answer on that.

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Jugdish said...

I mean, Goodell hasn't waited for the facts or cases to be resolved in the past, so why now.


i think i disagree with this. I think Goodell has done a good yob with dissiplin*

good post!

Jugdish said...

i agree on jeter...class act.

Jugdish said...

early run on QBs last night...jones-drew almost slipped to me at the 9 spot.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Jim Bruer commercial for the Hut is really annoying

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

I bought Gladiator on blu ray yesterday.

DET

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Ty Jug. How you feelin?

Jugdish said...

good for the most part. a little sore, but that is to be expected.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Steelers still talking about the Titans stomping on the towels.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Do you live anywhere near train tracks? Will you freak out every time you hear a train whistle now?

Jugdish said...

there are train tracks near by, but they are rarely used. also, no bridges with tracks, so i am safe there i think

Jugdish said...

random thought of the day...wouldn't it be cool as hell to meet Rodney king?







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Jugdish said...

*is Freak taking Thursdays back? Still haven't got an answer on that


think of it as when Brady took over for Bledsoe

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

LOV was busy yesterday, which means it will be dead today.

Jugdish said...

everyone is mad busy trying to catch up from yesterday, yo

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

EP is gonna be pissed at you Jug. You didn't wait for Beth to post first.

Jugdish said...

we better push this to bnu so she can post there

El Padrino said...

"I mean, Goodell hasn't waited for the facts or cases to be resolved in the past, so why now."

yes he has

Jugdish said...

bert favre sears commercial isn't bad

tem said...

I like NASCAR as does Zeke.

I don't think Freak is taking the spot back.

tem said...

office HDH of the day from the lawyer's assistant:


"Ohio State is going to get raped over the coals by USC"

tem said...

"Goodell hasn't waited for the facts or cases to be resolved in the past, so why now."

for the most part he has. he didn't wait on the last Pacman go round, but Pacman was already a fuck up. He didn't wait for someone else too, but I think they were a fuck up as well.

tem said...

don't make me go on an early morning run.

tem said...

i haven't had any caffeine this morning.

tem said...

but i did have a granola bar.

tem said...

there should be a contraction for i have not. i have = i've. i have not should = i'vnt

tem said...

i have not gets the short end of the contraction stick

tem said...

i want to go to a gun range on sunday and shoot things.

tem said...

shoot things in the morning, football all afternoon.

tem said...

then maybe bed bath and beyond if i have time.

tem said...

just kidding, everyone knows i don't go to bed bath and beyond.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Tem has the runs

tem said...

i'm a crate and barrel man.

tem said...

using the word man losely there i guess.

tem said...

aitch we know 1 comment does not stop a temrun.

tem said...

you have to bring some heat. one brush back pitch just gets me angry.

tem said...

i'd say you wouldn't like me when i am angry, but the prevailing opinion is that i am more entertaining when angry.

tem said...

so you would like me when i am angry.

tem said...

i am the anti hulk.

tem said...

what is the opposite of green? yellow? purple? i need to learn color opposites.

tem said...

some scientist i am.

tem said...

i don't even know color opposites.

tem said...

i need to go back to science school.

tem said...

i should look it up on the intrawebs.

tem said...

there is a lot of cool things on the intrawebs.

tem said...

i think i am like a 5yr old kid here. if you just let me run around for a bit i will just get tired and go to sleep.

tem said...

the hands off approach.

just wait, he'll tire himself out.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

WV sucks.

High and tight brushback

tem said...

birds are wierd pets.

that is all i have to say about that.

tem said...

"WV sucks."

stop it.

tem said...

don't make me go brick wall on your hand.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

I wonder where the lawyers' concubine is this morning

tem said...

you'll be sore for weeks.


TWITB

tem said...

"I wonder where the lawyers' concubine is this morning"

same place it always is, Atlanta.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Much like we need to send meiz a slumpbuster, we need to send tem a runbuster...

tem said...

nah, the runs are entertaning and you know it.

tem said...

TPS is going to interupt this witty bantering.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

I love how EP stops in, shits one point with a 3 word response, then disappears...

tem said...

L pad is mad busy yo

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

I'd say EP was like a kamikaze pilot, but he's too afraid of planes.

Jugdish said...

tomorrow is friday, but i have to work this weekend, so it doesn't have the same feeling as most fridays

tem said...

it shouldn't jug.

also all those drugs you are on don't help.

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Damn it, now you people have me doing it!

tem said...

plane jokes are contagious.

Jugdish said...

also all those drugs you are on don't help.


just ibuprofen

tem said...

just like STDs, yawns and jungle fever.

Jugdish said...

i do have monday off, which is suite

tem said...

"just ibuprofen"

apology accepted

Jesus Aitch Christ, Esq. said...

Tem, you and I both know this banter contains no wit.

Jugdish said...

it also contains no tit...where is beth?

tem said...

"Tem, you and I both know this banter contains no wit."

yes it does.

it contains 9am wit.

Jugdish said...

its a sliding scale

Jugdish said...

8 AM wit here

Jugdish said...

EST wit is the only wit that matters

tem said...

exactly. Wit is always meausured on the EST scale.

Beth said...

"it also contains no tit...where is beth?"

I can bring the tit but not so sure I can help with the wit.

And the answer to that question is obvious - I've been mad busy yo.

tem said...

the line was long today beth?

ToddPacker said...

"i agree on jeter...class act."

i hate jeter. i hope he's the next roid guy (doubtful, but i still hope)

Beth said...

"the line was long today beth?"

Well you know how it is after a long weekend, you spend the rest of the week catching up on "work".

blue said...

jeter is gloriously overrated

blue said...

and to answer aitch's question...

nope i don't mention the rockies catching the dodgers because A) i don't think they'll actually catch them and 2) nobody gives a shit

blue said...

on a related note, going to the game today...corporate suite....free food, alcohol, afternoon off.


perfect day

blue said...

and to say i have rocktober fever, you'd be correct

cmblue is tired of watching rockies games everynight now

tem said...

on a related note, going to the game today...corporate suite....free food, alcohol, afternoon off....getting laid


perfect day



*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"jeter is gloriously overrated"

this^^^

blue said...

nah, i'm married


maybe ...getting some strange


perfect day

blue said...

they're doing "weird names" on the radio right now...some chick just called in and her full first name is star-of-jerusalem (ns)

blue said...

richard shaker


another good one

Jugdish said...

they're doing "weird names" on the radio right now...


maybe jug should call


/cmblue

blue said...

i'm thinking about calling in and telling them my name is mclovin

blue said...

woman with the last name prussy

blue said...

wait a second


nicole richie had a 2nd kid with the douchenozzle guy from that crappy band

Jugdish said...

heard this on the radio this morning and thought it was a joke

blue said...

yeah...ellen?

wft

blue said...

i think they're taking the gay/lesbian angle

considering they took a lot of heat for not letting the fag win last year

Jugdish said...

that move makes as much sense as dennis miller on MNF

Jugdish said...

jeter is gloriously overrated



he is good right where he is at

ToddPacker said...

"he is good right where he is at"

i think that mike jordan was overrated too, so it's more of a hatred thing

Jugdish said...

i think that mike jordan was overrated too


i won't debate that one with you.


the hate is strong in you

Jugdish said...

i won't debate that one with you.



not meaning that i agree...i mean im not taking the bait

Jugdish said...

100

blue said...

see, i think people see Jeter as a sure HoFer and that he's one of the best players in the game today.

he's a career .300 hitter, not a lot of power, not a lot of SB's, not a strong defensive player...

but he's the captain, so he's "great"...oh and he plays in caput mundi..

if he played in Kansas City and put up the same numbers, he'd be a nobody

ToddPacker said...

"not meaning that i agree...i mean im not taking the bait"

not trying to start a debate. i know he's the greatest. i just hate him.

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

Tell Me Why is kind of a lame song"


Crazy talk

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

bon jovi"


hilarity

ToddPacker said...

as much as i hate jeter, that flip to posada in a play-off game was incredible. one of the best plays evAr!

tem said...

"if he played in Kansas City and put up the same numbers, he'd be a nobody"


^^

Jugdish said...

if he played in Kansas City and put up the same numbers, he'd be a nobody


partially disagree. here is why:

he will get 3000 hits, that is a big deal regardless of where you play

4 time world champ helps

i do agree that things get amped up in the big markets like caput mundi

blue said...

he will get to 3000 hits...which is good.

blue said...

i thought it was funny, they were comparing jeter getting to 2712 and it took him like 500 more games, and his average is like 40pts lower than gherig


gherig may no longer be the hits leader in yankee history, but Jeter doesn't have a disease named after him.

Jugdish said...

he will get to 3000 hits...which is good.


3000 hits is generally thought to be better than just "good". how many 3000 hit players are not in the HOF?

El Padrino said...

training bitches on some shit

Jugdish said...

but Jeter doesn't have a disease named after him.


yet...there is still time

Jugdish said...

training bitches on some shit


loop, swoop, and pull

blue said...

"how many 3000 hit players are not in the HOF?"

all-time hits leader is not in the HoF and he has like 4700 hits

blue said...

that one was easy Jug

Jugdish said...

that one was easy Jug



*

but well played

blue said...

rafael palmeiro and craig biggio also have 3k hits and are not in the hall

blue said...

biggio might be borderline


palmeiro won't get in even though he has 3000 hits and 500 hrs

Jugdish said...

biggio will get there...roidfael palmeiro probably not

tem said...

" but Jeter doesn't have a disease named after him."

yet

tem said...

"how many 3000 hit players are not in the HOF?"


712

blue said...

good debate topic i heard the other day...if ichiro had played in MLB his entire career, would he have broken pete rose's record?

blue said...

my answer...maybe

blue said...

but then, that's my answer to everything

Jugdish said...

good debate topic i heard the other day...if ichiro had played in MLB his entire career, would he have broken pete rose's record?


agreed...

on ichiro...i wouldn't doubt it. he gets at least 200 hits almost every year.

27 members of the 3000 hit club, every eligible member has been voted in. Biggio will get in, and he will be helped by the steroids guys. i think Biggio will be eligible the same year Clemens and Bonds are

blue said...

yeah, richiro is a stud

tem said...

"but then, that's my answer to everything"

no it isn't.

Jugdish said...

jeter could possibly get close to 4000 hits. he is only 35. he'd have to move to 2nd or something like that

career averages:

batting average: .317
OPS .846

tem said...

jeter is going to die before hit 3315 from Derek Jeter Syndrome.

blue said...

"
no it isn't."

maybe it is, maybe it isn't

El Padrino said...

gehrig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeter

Jugdish said...

reason number 317 that its not bad to be single.


my friend and i will be ordering wings and watching football tonight, while my brother will be watching Big Brother with his fiance in the other room

Jugdish said...

gehrig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeter


i don't think anyone was debating that.

Jugdish said...

might do some live betting on bodog tonight...suite

Jugdish said...

if i only could get some sort of gambling newsletter to get some tips...

blue said...

the only gambling advise i ever needed, i got from Wesley Snipes

Jugdish said...

did he have a newsletter?

El Padrino said...

wesley is a good accountant too

El Padrino said...

had no idear zeke was a congressman in south carolina

Beth said...

"my friend and i will be ordering wings and watching football tonight, while my brother will be watching Big Brother with his fiance in the other room"

So your brother's either a wuss, gay, or just wants to get laid tonight. Hopefully for his sake it's the 3rd choice there.

blue said...

"had no idear zeke was a congressman in south carolina"

hilarity

Jugdish said...

he doesn't WANT to watch Big Brother...he is just balancing his time. he'll get plenty of football in this weekend

Meiz said...

"biggio might be borderline"

Biggio has to be in. Little guy in the steroid era, never linked to roids

Jugdish said...

Biggio has to be in.


he will make it in...

JFreak said...

Biggio is a punk.

He's not that good.

blue said...

biggio was on roids...he was buddies with bagwell

Meiz said...

"biggio was on roids...he was buddies with bagwell"


I'm coming to Colorado with H so I can also kick you.

El Padrino said...

i will be special request referee

El Padrino said...

*guest

Beth said...

Good to see blue making friends on here.

Meiz said...

"i will be special request referee"


No ref needed. We'll chase him down, kick him, and leave.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz is also 'deceptively fast for a fat guy' i presume

Jugdish said...

i like the visual of mEEz and H chasing blue with ep trying to referee

tem said...

"maybe it is, maybe it isn't"


"yeah, richiro is a stud"



see it isn't.

tem said...

blue will just hide in the bluemansion.

they will nerve* find him.

El Padrino said...

so 3 fat guys running in colorado.......

El Padrino said...

in thin air.......

El Padrino said...

what happens next

tem said...

caught up on AD.

zeke gets 2 telmet stickers for "Are you going to eat that?"

or finish that or whatever it was.

super hilarity.

El Padrino said...

DEATH

El Padrino said...

"super hilarity."

yeah, that was magic

tem said...

"what happens next"

in your version of the story? they probably whip their dongs out.

Meiz said...

"i like the visual of mEEz and H chasing blue with ep trying to referee"


Same here

Meiz said...

"meiz is also 'deceptively fast for a fat guy' i presume"


Nah. Used to be quick, but never fast.

The Rev said...

I am deceptively fast for my size

Keith S said...

"using the word man losely there i guess."

The rare HDH from tem

Keith S said...

"if i only could get some sort of gambling newsletter to get some tips..."


here

blue said...

i'm not fat anymore...i've lost 20lbs on the extended tem diet

Meiz said...

We'll have to bring a taser then.

Keith S said...

"taser"

El Padrino said...

you guys want $$$$ figures next to my picks this year or no?

Keith S said...

surprise us

Keith S said...

It's funny that the guy who had to pay off the barber with a credit card is charging people for gambling advice

Keith S said...

Hopefully there was no mention of the barber in your ad

El Padrino said...

DR. Quinn Medicine Woman is the starter

ToddPacker said...

i missed the barber story

El Padrino said...

"It's funny that the guy who had to pay off the barber with a credit card is charging people for gambling advice"

i look at it as a way to prevent that from happening to other people

isiah thompson said...

"If you are going to pay by check, make all checks payable to Ken of Ken's Crazy Cuts Barber Shop"

Keith S said...

"i missed the barber story"

LP doesn't have any hair so he uses the barber as a bookie

Keith S said...

"If you are going to pay by check, make all checks payable to Ken of Ken's Crazy Cuts Barber Shop"


hilarity

Keith S said...

"i look at it as a way to prevent that from happening to other people"


You're an officer and a gentleman

blue said...

it's like 7 minute abs

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch is picking the eagles because McNabb and Brent Celek are "going to make beautiful music together"

wow

can't believe he's covered the nfl for 75 years

isiah thompson said...

the details of the Merriman stuff have come out, he was at his crib banging a couple chicks and that gook walked in.

he axed her to join in and she got pisst*.

she got nekkid and threatend to fuck one of his boyz, and then he got pissed.

isiah thompson said...

and hasn't rog always waited for the details to come out before passing judgement?

ToddPacker said...

re: merriman

excellent recap, zeke

El Padrino said...

"and hasn't rog always waited for the details to come out before passing judgement?"

always

El Padrino said...

inside nfl on showtime is quality
wonder why they didnt ask dan marino to join that or cris carter

warren sapp acts a fool

El Padrino said...

and it's weird not hearing an nfl highlight and not hearing Harry Kalas's voice

ToddPacker said...

tailgate menu this weekend:

sausage and peppers
wings (grilled)
pasta salad

isiah thompson said...

who is FLA playing?

Keith S said...

Charleston Northern

El Padrino said...

oooo, tough game, enjoy tp
that's a close one

El Padrino said...

Paulus is going to wet his panties when he plays in Happy Valley sunday

Keith S said...

Charleston Northern was (s), LP

blue said...

charleston northern is hilarity

blue said...

suicide pick'ems

Keith S said...

Pick em leagues are worthless since LP doesn't try

Keith S said...

(s)

Keith S said...

bold

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