Friday, August 28, 2009

What's your fantasy?

Philly crowd ate it up, loved Vick. 2nd play of the game, a pitch to the RB. This might actually work. Announcer keeps saying Jag-Wires. And Herman Edwards is really making no sense. Not like he was always a beacon of logiv but shit he really is making no sense. Enough Philly talk I'm seriously thinking of praying to the sports god to end O;FB and start O:FPHILLY.....

My fantasy thoughts,

I think Peterson is the 1 back, Forte second, Mojo third, Turner 4th and DeAngelo Williams 5th. I think if you are sitting at ninth or tenth in a league where 2qb's are needed you should draft one that early. Otherwise don't. BTW I have 3 drafts now on Sunday, $$ one was changed. I hope your happy Freak. Moving on, Larry Johnson lurks as a value pick because he seems rejuvenated and is still a horse, Ray Rice is silly good, man the Ravens have a great team, NS. That rushing attack, that defense and Cam Cameron calling more pass plays this pre-season is frightening. SJax is a beast, Tomlinson despite the frailty is a hell of a bargain at 7th or 8th. Glen Coffee, Gore's backup. Donald Brown in Indy like I mentioned might take over THIS year if Addai doesn't stay healthy. Bernard Scott might win the backup job in Cincy he's looked really good in pre-season action.

My Top 5 WR's. Fitz, Moss, Andre, Steve Smiff and Greg Jennings. Sleepers let's go woth Donnie Avery, Steve Breaston, Miles Austin and this Pierre Garcon kid in Indy, I believe he'll see some slot action and we remember Manning to Stokley from that slot. Also Davone Bess is interesting. Troy Williamson making noise in the JagWires camp. Is he finally ready?

My top 5 QB's, Brady, Manning, Brees, Rodgers, and then .....Warner I guess. Got a bad feeling about Warner though, I think he's one hit away from being retired. Concussion type situation. So 5-A I'd go with Rivers I guess. I think Shaun Hill a decent get real late, especially if you want to go cheap at QB. If Warner goes down Leinart would put up good numbers just based on that WR corp. Not even Kellen Clemens could fuck up that situatuon. Carson Palmer scares me a bit but can put up huge numbers if he plays 16 games. Flacco and Ryan are the truth. No sophmore slumps. Bounceback year for Hasselback, TJ House, Branch and that kid TE I like Carlson.

TE is not really important if you miss out on Gates, Gonzalrez, Witten and Clark. After those guys who cares. A TE sleeper for my money would be none other than the Shank. Career high 42 catches and 8 TD's last year with no QB.

Defense and kickers YAWN.

Tidbits:

Braylon Edwards is in his first contract year, also in a contract year (other than the TO's and other one year deals):

Vincent Jackson, Chris Henry, Breaston, Mark Clayton, Chris Chambers, Ronnie Brown, Rick Williams, Pierre Thomas, Willie Parker, Sphroles, Lendale, Le'Ron McClain, Orton, Penningtion, and J. Campbell.

Check fantasy playoff periods, Rayan Grant has a tough three weeks, right in the middle of fantasy playoffs. Arizona has a easy skate during those three weeks. That is important. Don't draft Browns, Bucs or Jets (other than Leon Wash) if you don't have to.

See ya Sunday.

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Beth said...

"Flacco and Ryan are the truth. No sophmore slumps"

From all the reports coming out of the Falcons' training camp expect Ryan to have a GREAT year. Apparently he is tons more comfortable, really worked out hard during the off season and is in great shape, and is already clicking well with Gonzalez. (Or so says the AJC.)

I'm crossing my fingers that this will be the 1st time in Falcons' history that they FINALLY have back to back winning seasons.

Jugdish said...

TE is not really important if you miss out on Gates, Gonzalrez, Witten and Clark.

Although I am a homer...Greg Olson has the potential to be up there with those guys

Jugdish said...

I'm crossing my fingers that this will be the 1st time in Butt Falcons' history that they FINALLY have back to back winning seasons.



fixed

Jugdish said...

half day today, then heading to New Braunfels...IN YOU FACE!

Jugdish said...

jug got invited to go to the Texans Vikings preseason game on Monday.

Hi bert!

Jugdish said...

i refuse to go on a tem run

Jugdish said...

or temrun

Jugdish said...

or tem-run

Jugdish said...

i have a disposable camera for the river keef...i'll do my best to get some suite shots

Jugdish said...

i was coaching 3rd last night and i put my hands up for one of the girls to stop, and she put her tits right in my hands

Jugdish said...

although i am not taking part in the tem/keef softball challenge, i was 2 for 3 last night with 2 singles

Jugdish said...

our team is 3-2, or 2-3...one of those

Jugdish said...

its not fast pitch, like keef's league

Jugdish said...

and its not wheelchair softball, like steve's league

Jugdish said...

wadr

Jugdish said...

is it considered an open container if you have a tapped keg in the bed of a truck and the hose running through the back window?

Jugdish said...

i would say no

Jugdish said...

but i'm not sure the police would agree

Jugdish said...

i bought some cheap ass vodka for jello shots last night...White Wolf

Jugdish said...

$9 a bottle

Jugdish said...

can't use the good stuff for jello shots...i can't, I won't!

Jugdish said...

chick on our team doesn't want my jello shots...

Jugdish said...

we are going to be drinking cheap beer for 2 days, pissing in the river, and she wants to get picky on jello shots

Jugdish said...

she is still going to have a headache the next day...don't hate on the wolf!

Jugdish said...

ESPN radio keeps talking about schism...getting old

Jugdish said...

bert should keep a towel near by in case he gets a lot of schism in the locker room

Jugdish said...

we have some cheap liquor on base here...called Military Special (rum, vodka, etc)

Jugdish said...

it even looks cheaper than white wolf

Jugdish said...

i'll buy some tequila today

Jugdish said...

i need to get to work

Jugdish said...

tem bat signal

Jugdish said...

h bat signal

Jugdish said...

Lp bat signal...good post by the way

Jugdish said...

beth bat signal

Jugdish said...

all states but Mass. have donated to the human fund...what gives h?

Jugdish said...

send me a check, I'll get it to the right people

Jugdish said...

blue bat signal

Jugdish said...

mEEz/deluxe bat signal

Jugdish said...

mEEluxe

Jugdish said...

decent mEEzless lovad last night

Jugdish said...

i think kod should switch from CL to dos equis, because he is the most interesting man i know

Jugdish said...

mEEz...what website do you order your kkk gear from?

Jugdish said...

i have monday off too...suite

Jugdish said...

word on the street is we will be going to 4, ten hour days a week

Jugdish said...

3 day weekends every weekend

Jugdish said...

Tuesday - Thursday, 6:30 - 5...30 minute lunch in there somewhere

Jugdish said...

every monday off

Jugdish said...

i'd prefer friday's, but im not gonna look a gift zorse in the mouth

Jugdish said...

mondays off will be good for late sunday night football games

Jugdish said...

50

blue said...

mondays/fridays what does it matter

blue said...

as long as the day off isn't wednesday

Jugdish said...

fridays are good for taking a weekend road trip...early start

mondays are good for recovering from said trip

I'm good either way

blue said...

jug is going to spend a lot of time in south padre

blue said...

and i'm agreeing with Jug on Olson


he'll be the guy who benefits 2nd most from cutler being there.

Aitch said...

"i was coaching 3rd last night and i put my hands up for one of the girls to stop, and she put her tits right in my hands"

In my league, there is a manager that would be screaming that this was an out. Seriously he's a duck like that.

I was running behind one of our girls and when I caught up to her I smacked her on the ass as a joke. The guy started yelling that she should be out because I "assisted her running"

Jugdish said...

jug is going to spend a lot of time in south padre



yes please

El Padrino said...

fantastic run jug

Jugdish said...

In my league, there is a manager that would be screaming that this was an out. Seriously he's a duck like that.


there are a couple of douches like that in our league, but luckily our ump is a good guy and he knows how to ump beer league co-ed beer league

El Padrino said...

Olson is solid, agreed

Jugdish said...

fantastic run jug


thanks...so many people to thank. I'd like to thank the academy...

tem said...

jug got invited to go to the Butt Texans Butt Vikings preseason game on Monday.


*fixed

tem said...

" was coaching 3rd last night and i put my hands up for one of the girls to stop, and she put her tits right in my hands"

good work.

tem said...

"word on the street is we will be going to 4, ten hour days a week"

i'm down with this idear

blue said...

"" was coaching 3rd last night and i put my hands up for one of the girls to stop, and she put her tits right in my hands""

LP would have hit her knees

tem said...

"I was running behind one of our girls and when I caught up to her "


she must be really slow.

wadr

tem said...

"LP would have hit her knees"

maybe she is old and her tits hang to her knees

Jugdish said...

LP would have hit her knees



hilarity

Jugdish said...

she must be really slow


this is not uncommon in our league

Jugdish said...

H...what is your 40 time, and how much would that be in cab fair*?

tem said...

we have girls that would speed walk or just regular walk faster than they run.

Aitch said...

"she must be really slow."

I told you, I'm deceptively fast for a fat guy.

Plus she was on 2nd, I hit a deep fly that should have been caught. So she had to hold up at 2nd while I was able to round first before the guy dropped it and kicked it away.

blue said...

"Plus she was on 2nd, I hit a deep fly that should have been caught. So she had to hold up at 2nd while I was able to round first before the guy dropped it and kicked it away."

oh, so your chicks know when to tag up?

Aitch said...

I've never timed my 40. I think I could run a 4.5...

...minutes

Aitch said...

"oh, so your chicks know when to tag up?"

This one does. She played fast pitch in college.

tem said...

""oh, so your chicks know when to tag up?"

This one does. She played fast pitch in college."

she's a keeper

blue said...

softball is the better

blue said...

aitch,
you ever have a fare named Craig Foster?

blue said...

he'd be a real douchey guy

Aitch said...

Yes she is. Plus she's hot.

blue said...

always mispelting shit

blue said...

hit that Aitch

Aitch said...

Not Jenny Finch hot, but a solid 8.11

Aitch said...

"you ever have a fare named Craig Foster?"

No eye deer.

I don't always ask names. Where's he from?

Beth said...

"Not Jenny Finch hot, but a solid 8.11"

The above rating made me think - even though a 9.11 would be an incredibly hot girl, would LP still be scared of her?

El Padrino said...

not moving the video board, do over

Aitch said...

SLAM!

Solid work Beth

blue said...

"No eye deer.

I don't always ask names. Where's he from"

that would be your buddy cumfast

kodiac said...

Dirty Work on Comedy Central

-this will do

Jugdish said...

that would be your buddy cumfast



chuckle

Aitch said...

"that would be your buddy cumfast"

Oh yea. If I recall correctly I don't think he lived in or around Boston.

blue said...

boston metro?

kodiac said...

raining and low 60's today.

-summer is over here; boooooooo

Jugdish said...

boston metro?


Foxboro?

Aitch said...

Maybe Foxboro

blue said...

that will be the closing scene of my LoV book..

in the final scene cumfast needs a ride to the airport and calls a cab..only to be picked up by H. H starts to chat with the passenger and realizes how much of a douche he is. H takes a stab in the dark and asks cumfast if he likes to blog, and if he's ever visited the shamhoff blog. At this point cumfast acknowledges that he's a huge shamhoff fan and would love to meet him in person.

H puts 2 and 2 together and asks cumfast his name, to which cumfast responds "craig". Now H knows, and knowing is half the battle. He decides that the world would be a better place without a douchefast, so H decides to eliminate cumfast.....


you'll have to buy the book to hear the rest

blue said...

one more teaser from the book...there is a gratutious sex scene that involves Beth...and it's definitely worth the price of the book

tem said...

is the book free?

El Padrino said...

any midgets in the book?

El Padrino said...

is there a cliff notes version

blue said...

the book is going to be available on Amazon for 9.95

blue said...

the midget story may or may not involve beth and a 9 iron and some ice chips

Aitch said...

"El Padrino said...

any midgets in the book?"

So you've finally accepted the truth.

blue said...

and yes i avoided the "of course you're in the book EP" joke

kodiac said...

damn, my streak for the cash ended at 3...still haven't gotten past 5

blue said...

why do you want the cash anyway Kod?

I thought you watched sports for the love of the game and to help people, money doesn't matter

tem said...

kod wants to donate it.

El Padrino said...

"So you've finally accepted the truth."

it's a joke

kodiac said...

I thought you watched sports for the love of the game and to help people, money doesn't matter

-that was before I got married and the economy went to shit. Now I want to make enough to save for a rainy day

blue said...

it's raining there today

Jugdish said...

kod wants to donate it.


the human fund is always taking donations

kodiac said...

literally and figuratively

Meiz said...

There are several things I disagree with in this post, but I'm a mess right now, so I won't go into it. Maybe.

Jugdish said...

so I won't go into it. Maybe.


put on your deluxe hat and go into it

Meiz said...

"mEEz...what website do you order your kkk gear from?"


www.klanklothes.com

kodiac said...

this whole Meiz KKK thing gets a

: blank stare : from me

blue said...

i enjoyed today's post.

there is always something funny about a guy who finishes last in all of our leagues giving out advise.

blue said...

miez lives with an imperial wizard

Jugdish said...

this whole Meiz KKK thing gets a

: blank stare : from me



mEEz joined the kkk so he could give back to the community

Meiz said...

I have to stop ketchup and go read LOVAD.

Jugdish said...

brandon marshall suspended

El Padrino said...

blue the drama continues, worse broncos off season/pre-season ever no

Beth said...

"one more teaser from the book...there is a gratutious sex scene that involves Beth...and it's definitely worth the price of the book"

I would be disappointed if there wasn't.

Jugdish said...

i hope there is a whole capter devoted to tjw Q & A

Jugdish said...

chapter even

Aitch said...

"I would be disappointed if there wasn't"

Beth is servicing a lawyer as we speak. She's a good multi-tasker.

Beth said...

"Beth is servicing a lawyer as we speak. She's a good multi-tasker."

Bluetooth isn't the only thing that's hands-free.

kodiac said...

hilarity

kodiac said...

crazy

-kind of funny, sad, and scary all at once

blue said...

b-marsh is being a punk

broncos really need a true captain to kick marshall's ass and tell him to grow up and go play football


this is what happens when you hire a 32 year old coach though, lack of respect

It's true, I lost it said...

Goddammit.

Keith S said...

"I think if you are sitting at ninth or tenth in a league where 2qb's are needed you should draft one that early."


Are you really in a league w/ 2 QBs? That's ratarded

Keith S said...

"the midget story may or may not involve beth and a 9 iron and some ice chips"

Billy Madison

Keith S said...

jug, finally looked at your blog pics. Good stuff. Girl in the black is suite

Keith S said...

mize, change your goddman name, weasel

Keith S said...

Oh, you already did. Weasel statement retracted

Steve said...

"Bluetooth isn't the only thing that's hands-free."


that's hot.

Keith S said...

1/2 day today. Signing house docs, doing walkthrough, going to BJ's for their $19.99 deal, then gonna see The Final Destination.

DIT*

kodiac said...

lots of days off and 1/2 days for LOV today

me, keith, L Pad, Jug

Keith S said...

I like how if you go to WWL draft kit and look at the rankings, you can select the league you are in and it will give you the player rankings for that scoring system

Keith S said...

I think zeke has PTO today too

kodiac said...

yep, I meant to add him too

blue said...

should be a grate day then

Keith S said...

I like what the Falcons have done so far, but it's almost like they're getting too much love right now. That usually ends badly

Jugdish said...

I just bought some Military Special tequila...smells awful. I'm scared of it.

Keith S said...

hopefully jug doesn't get pig flu from the piss infested river

Aitch said...

Add me to that list. I too have the day off

blue said...

"I like what the Falcons have done so far, but it's almost like they're getting too much love right now. That usually ends badly"

i'm not impressed by their defense.

and they play a much tougher schedule this season, NFC and AFC East, as opposed to NFC and AFC West last year.

Keith S said...

Funny

You need speakers for it

It's true, I lost it said...

"Funny

You need speakers for it"


awesome

Keith S said...

I'm been playing that for the last 5 minutes and it's still hilarity

Keith S said...

"i refuse to go on a tem run"

Pecos Jug

Jugdish said...

hopefully jug doesn't get pig flu from the piss infested river


i just saw a special on the history channel, apparently the swine flu wiped out the dinosaurs

Jugdish said...

Pecos Jug


busted

Keith S said...

I thought TP wiped out the dinosaurs

Jugdish said...

tp gave them the swine flu

Jugdish said...

tainted bacon

It's true, I lost it said...

TP was giving the bacon to dinosaurs? What a sick, sick man.

blue said...

porkin them

Keith S said...

you're a a fucking cunt

Jugdish said...

keef likes dinosaurs

Keith S said...

no

blue said...

jurrasic park was real to keith

It's true, I lost it said...

People get so dejected when you drop customs forms on them.

And no ma'am, I will not fill that out for you.

blue said...

you don't have a standard form? you customize all of it?

blue said...

i hope your customized forms suck

Jugdish said...

mEEz

Jugdish said...

one day mEEZ...one day

Jugdish said...

wasn't this tem's idea?

Jugdish said...

15 more minutes...suite

Jugdish said...

im in the market for a GPS in the near future...any recommendations?

Jugdish said...

either that or a new softball bat

It's true, I lost it said...

I will never retire.

blue said...

i started thinking about retirement the other day, partially because i don't have shit in my 401k.

Jugdish said...

I just rolled over my 401k from my last yob...I'll start throwing money in there soon. I also have the Thrift Savings Plan with my current yob.

Jugdish said...

someone posted this on FB:

"Ever change your Relationship Status to "In a relationship with so-n-so" just to see if so-n-so really pays attention to your FB page?"


i might try this now and then

Steve said...

just lead an exciting life



























[s]

Steve said...

damn, work sucks today. got in at 6:00 am eastern.


too fucking early.

Steve said...

you can only drink so many Mtn Dew

Jugdish said...

6 am always sucks

Jugdish said...

fokker out!

Aitch said...

"damn, work sucks today. got in at 6:00 am eastern"

Wow, only 2 hours after I start work every day. I feel for you....

S!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve said...

so joe fancis beat this up last night. slapped her around, pulled her hair, kicked her, etc etc cause she threw a drink in his face.

I'm certainly not defending the man, you should show restraint when you out weigh the other person by 100 lbs or so, but the woman can't play the complete victim either. Throwing a drink in a dudes face is assault.

Steve said...

"I feel for you...."

get off your ass and find another job.

Steve said...

meiz jr.

Steve said...

I wished I still lived on the coast

Hurricane parties are awesome.

Aitch said...

"get off your ass and find another job."

Because they're just handing them out like candy in this economy, you retarded, presumptuous fuck

Aitch said...

"get off your ass and find another job."

Because they're just handing them out like candy in this economy, you retarded, presumptuous fuck

blue said...

he's a douchebag...he should expect drinks thrown in his face.

Steve said...

"Because they're just handing them out like candy in this economy"

so cause of the economy, you're gonna throw your hands up and say fuck it, i can't do anything.

Meiz Jr.

Steve said...

"he's a douchebag...he should expect drinks thrown in his face."


this is true.

Aitch said...

You ASSUME that I'm not still looking. Hence the PRESUMPTUOUS part. Unfortunately the only jobs out there I would actually make less than I do now.

It's true, I lost it said...

I resent Steve's comments. I'm not trying to "do" anything.

Steve said...

Awesome

Little girl pushes little boy down a hill.

That's what he gets for riding in a pink power wheel.

It's true, I lost it said...

Bad feeling or worst feeling: Eating when you have to shit.

It's true, I lost it said...

This place is rancid.

Steve said...

Fox News is already bashing TK.

At least wait till they burry the dude.

Steve said...

Fuck It, i'm going home.

It's true, I lost it said...

I hate you all.


I'm bored out of my mind.

It's true, I lost it said...

Fuck it



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