Monday, August 10, 2009

Ouch

I got concussed tonight, so there won't be much to this post. I was playing softball and was running out a grounder and got drilled in the temple from the throw by the shortstop. Not like the Mormon temple. But in the head. It hurt. Woe.

Tiger Woo is still good. He used new strategery this week. He played really slow at the beginning, backing away from the ball when he was ready to hit because there was a "bug" flying by his head. He did this numerous times. Then by the 16th hole, the group was 16 minutes behind "normal" playing time so the bossman said they needed to hurry up, and the Irish dude shoots a +3 on a hole and that was that. Tiger is like a golf scientist.

Fooyball* is back. I just saw the first quarter, but the fake punt for a TD was probably the best one ever. At least tem says so. And tem is a scientist, so there's that. I think the Oilers won, though.

I saw csil's boobies on Saturday night. Like, a lot. They're pierced. Noone should be SOS.

That's all I got. I need to go lay down. If I don't wake up, call 911.

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Jugdish said...

Beth is mad busy!

blue said...

pictures

Jugdish said...

Ump: Keef, how many fingers am I holding up?
Keef's teammate: Hold on ump, its gotta be true or false. Keef, the man is holding up some fingers, true or false?
Keef: True?
Keef's teammate: He's gonna be just fine.

El Padrino said...

a softball off the temple and you were concussed?

WEAK

SAUCE

luckily you werent playing baseball then i'd be impressed, a hardball might have kilt you though

fell better ashole

blue said...

keith needs to go scan his cat

Jugdish said...

luckily you werent playing baseball then i'd be impressed, a hardball might have kilt you though


go easy on him...that chick had an arm on her!

tem said...

can't scan the cat, engine killed it.

tem said...

the real question is...


why the fuck were you hitting a ground ball? hit the ball in the gap in the outfield!

tem said...

and then the next question is:

did you stay in the game?

Jugdish said...

maybe keef needs to get a helmet like steve

tem said...

"fell better ashole"


yes, fell better.

tem said...

i will laugh a lot if cmk makes him wear a helmet to play now.

blue said...

"why the fuck were you hitting a ground ball? hit the ball in the gap in the outfield!"

you mean other than the obvious "he sucks" reason?

tem said...

so L pad is going to be afraid of copters and small planes now too right?

tem said...

"you mean other than the obvious "he sucks" reason?"


no keith is awesome.

i remember when he made fun of me for only going 1 for 3 one night. keith always gets on base.

Always.

Jugdish said...

Always.


even if it means taking one to the melon

tem said...

seemingly.

tem said...

the part he left out is that he put his head right in front of the 1st baseman's mitt.

tem said...

i like how he posted even though he is inujred.

he is a trooper.

tem said...

oh and by the by tem's UFC picks this time were the worse.

i think i got 1 fight right and i didn't get any of the 2 i posted here right.

Jugdish said...

keef

tem said...

keef would never wear a boston hat.

tem said...

even if concussed.

Jugdish said...

that part was photoshopped by aitch

Jugdish said...

speaking of aitch, the red sox had a good weekend



s

Aitch said...

You know, I bust the little guys chops as much as anyone, but I do gotta agree with EP on one thing. I also thing the planes jokes are a little distasteful.

Aitch said...

*think

Aitch said...

Awful weekend for the sox. Last night was the worse*. When Martinez hit the HR in the 7th I though they might at least avoid the sweep. Wrong again.

El Padrino said...

double dragon

El Padrino said...

that was the 8th

Jugdish said...

they are pretty much done


they are the red mess

blue said...

"but I do gotta agree with EP on one thing. I also thing the planes jokes are a little distasteful"


duly noted

blue said...

who was flying that airplane over the hudson anyway? Cory Lidle?

Steve said...

"who was flying that airplane over the hudson anyway? Cory Lidle?"

hilarity

Aitch said...

"double dragon"

::flank steak::

I don't get the reference.

Steve said...

Heather Graham in a bikini.

Don’t expect too much and you won't be disappointed.

Steve said...

she's not 22 anymore.

El Padrino said...

"double dragon"

::flank steak::

I don't get the reference."

when someone has my back i say double dragon, like the video game from way back when

tem said...

yes, that is a common thing to say.

s

El Padrino said...

double dragon is classic video gaming bro

tem said...

i know.

but not many people say "double dragon" when someone has their back.

you should know that more people say "Contra"

Aitch said...

Knew it was a video game, just didn't get how you were using it. Got it now.

And yes it is a classic game.

Aitch said...

Ftr I HATE john sterling and his fuckin ridiculous home run calls. Does anybody actually find him entertaining?

El Padrino said...

he's laughable

El Padrino said...

"but not many people say "double dragon" when someone has their back."

i'm literally one in a million

Steve said...

"Contra"

up up down down left left right right a b start

blue said...

not many people say "taste like ass" either

El Padrino said...

Altered Beast

El Padrino said...

1 in 1,000,000

El Padrino said...

i can talk for hours about old video games

El Padrino said...

we used to rank on this chick in hike chool, called her altered beast cuz when she got all dolled up to go out she looked doable then BAM, the morning be having her looking like a werewolf beast

quite funny

tem said...

Castlevania.

tem said...

i heard Zelda was popular.

tem said...

L pad should post his top 10 nintendo games.

tem said...

old skool nintendo of course.

tem said...

meeting time.

El Padrino said...

dont sleep on Genesis

had crazy good shit

El Padrino said...

Streets of Rage on Genesis was one of my favorties

and i hated Zelda, nerds played that shit

Steve said...

"and i hated Zelda, nerds played that shit"


yea. all the "cool kids" say double dragon when somebody "has their back".

El Padrino said...

yea. all the "cool kids" say double dragon when somebody "has their back".

back to back baby

blue said...

ok

El Padrino said...

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

El Padrino said...

i just ric Flair'd the gollum

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Tyler said...

"They're pierced."

Please provide photo graphical evidence. Regards.

El Padrino said...

oh yeah, csil knockers huh
i assume they are lovely

El Padrino said...

csil is the virgin?

no right, hsil is the virgin ::wink::

Beth said...

"Beth is mad busy!"

Not mad busy but sick yesterday. Had to sleep in this morning and just got in.

El Padrino said...

fucking bull sharks

Beth said...

And I like how cmk comes from a family where both sisters are pretty much crazy and not sexually inhibited (except for hsil's supposed virginity) yet keith says "zero chance" when I suggest cmk might be masturbating in her 45 minute showers.

Denial is fun.

Tyler said...

Football keeper question. Pick one from this bunch: Colston, Matt Ryan, Clin-ton Portis, Ronnie Brown, Ray Rice.

Already keeping Burner, Forte, Andre Johnson, and Megatron. No PPR, standard 2 RB, 2 WR with a flex.

El Padrino said...

that doctor did not stay at a holiday inn express last night jsus H man, baby declared dead woke up at his funeral

thanks obama!

El Padrino said...

"yet keith says "zero chance" when I suggest cmk might be masturbating in her 45 minute showers."



i didnt want to sat anything but

El Padrino said...

"Colston, Matt Ryan, Clin-ton Portis, Ronnie Brown, Ray Rice."

matt ryan duh

El Padrino said...

although ray rice is a beasttttttt

Tyler said...

Wait, a 45 minute shower? Yeah, I call B.S. on that too. There is definitely some extra-curricular activity going on there.

Tyler said...

Ok, Matt Ryan it is. Gonna try to get Ray Rice back in the second round (I draft last).

blue said...

maybe she has a lot of hair products

blue said...

btw...entourage back with it's fastball last night.


Tom Brady is a douche

El Padrino said...

masturbating is womanz dirty little secret

theyz say (most of them) that they dontz do it but theyz do

Tyler said...

"Tom Brady is a douche"

Yeah, good episode.

El Padrino said...

gollum grandfather died from bee stings

El Padrino said...

only a pollack (and the macauly culkin) would die from bee stings

El Padrino said...

po-lock

El Padrino said...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

El Padrino said...

put in your mouth!!!!!!!

blue said...

when did Tony Dungy become the "michael vick expert"

blue said...

or vixpert

Beth said...

"theyz say (most of them) that they dontz do it but theyz do"

For once EP is actually decently accurate about women.

El Padrino said...

"when did Tony Dungy become the "michael vick expert"

long time ago, el pad

blue said...

ok as.

Aitch said...

Just saw some sweet hdh. My friend wanted to write the word melee on my wall. Instead he wrote "may lay"

blue said...

why are dudes writing on your walls...i'd kick their ass if people just started writing shit on my walls

Aitch said...

Blue, I hope you are joking.

blue said...

::blank stare::

(ns)

Keith S said...

Anyone else get an email about LoV being a potential spam blog?

blue said...

"Anyone else get an email about LoV being a potential spam blog?"

like the spam people liked our potential and wanted to see if we would sponsor them?

blue said...

spam™ and egg sandwiches

Keith S said...

"a softball off the temple and you were concussed?"

I'm not from NYC so my head isn't already swolled up

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef is either a really big pussy or that softball game was fized*

s

Keith S said...

"And I like how cmk comes from a family where both sisters are pretty much crazy and not sexually inhibited (except for hsil's supposed virginity)"

So just 1 sister out of 3 isn't sexually inhibited. Got it.

Keith S said...

"did you stay in the game?"

Yeah. I had nowhere else to go

Keith S said...

"the part he left out is that he put his head right in front of the 1st baseman's mitt."

I was 2 steps past the bag.

ns

blue said...

so it was an IF single...you must be fast

Keith S said...

"oh and by the by tem's UFC picks this time were the worse."

PPV was awful. That is the last time we buy a UFC PPV. Fool me 17 times, shame on me

blue said...

like jose reyes

Keith S said...

"like jose reyes"

No. I play through pain

blue said...

so nothing like jose reyes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"That is the last time we buy a UFC PPV. Fool me 17 times, shame on me"

good, they will all be extra suite from now on

isiah thompson said...

when someone has my back i say double dragon, like the video game from way back when

hilarity, but wouldn't it be more like you have their lower body?

El Padrino said...

"Anyone else get an email about LoV being a potential spam blog?"

yes, i think i handled it

El Padrino said...

"hilarity, but wouldn't it be more like you have their lower body?"

miscontruing

isiah thompson said...

Not mad busy but sick yesterday. Had to sleep in this morning and just got in.

morning sickness?

isiah thompson said...

keef getting yoked in the domepiece tis hilarity.

wadr

El Padrino said...

who was playing SS btw The Wizard?

El Padrino said...

Fucking Tulo took you out

Beth said...

"morning sickness?"

Bite your tongue!

isiah thompson said...

FYI: G.I. Joe does not totally suck


*if you don't have any expectations.

Keith S said...

Hudson River is like the new Bermuda Triangle

Keith S said...

RIP TP

Meiz said...

I can't find the goddman McDonald's coupon in the sunday paper. I wan t that damn coupon.

Meiz said...

"Football keeper question. Pick one from this bunch: Colston, Matt Ryan, Clin-ton Portis, Ronnie Brown, Ray Rice."


Ronnie Brown. Less Ricky this year, contract season.

El Padrino said...

"Lions DE Jared DeVries injured his right leg and had to be carted off during goal-line drills"

sucks to be a Lion

isiah thompson said...

"Football keeper question. Pick one from this bunch: Colston, Matt Ryan, Clin-ton Portis, Ronnie Brown, Ray Rice."


non-ppr I think I'd say Ray Rice

Aitch said...

Blue there's this website called facebook where your friends can leave messages on something called your wall. Ugh.

El Padrino said...

youg guys see dickorino got thrown out for arguing balls and strikes yesterday from CF

blue said...

"Fucking Tulo took you out"

if tulo hit him he'd be dead.

and tulo doesn't make errant throws..he's stupidendous at defense

blue said...

"Blue there's this website called facebook where your friends can leave messages on something called your wall."

oh..fuck facebook in the face

El Padrino said...

FOOOTYBALLLLL!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

"if tulo hit him he'd be dead.

and tulo doesn't make errant throws..he's stupidendous at defense"

so you take back all the TULO Sucks comments

blue said...

no, he's always been a very good defensive shortstop...he's just a douche and a shitty hitter

Keith S said...

Oh yeah, Collinsworth > Madden

Keith S said...

"Blue there's this website called facebook where your friends can leave messages on something called your wall. Ugh."

Don't take things so literal, aitch

isiah thompson said...

Oh yeah, Collinsworth > Madden

I peeped game on "Road to Canton" about John Madden on NFLN this weekend, it was solid.

realized for the first time in my life I won't hear that guy. Kinda stung a little. ns

El Padrino said...

shook for sure, i'm a madden fan

El Padrino said...

"got drilled in the temple from the throw by the shortstop. Not like the Mormon temple. But in the head. It hurt. Woe."


so keef your sayin you DON'T like balls in your face

isiah thompson said...

the Road to Canton about Mike Irvin was good too. He has 16 brothers and sistas*.

like whoa

Meiz said...

"Oh yeah, Collinsworth > Madden"



By a country mile

Steve said...

"By a country mile"


i've never understood this expression.

it takes much much longer to drive a mile in the city than it does the country.

Meiz said...

I did not find the Joan Rivers roast to be hilarity.

iamunstoppable said...

did any other admin see this message about LOV when u sign in to the dashboard?

"This blog has been locked due to possible Blogger Terms of Service violations. You may not publish new posts until your blog is reviewed and unlocked.

This blog will be deleted within 20 days unless you request a review."

ridicule or ignore as necessary..

Aitch said...

He said NS Keith. In LOV speak that means take this literally.

As.

isiah thompson said...

This blog will be deleted within 20 days unless you request a review."


I blame freak.

isiah thompson said...

FH.....blessed be.

El Padrino said...

yeah i saw it, think i fixed it, prolly not though, just like i thought i fixed the ad sense

Steve said...

when ya'll do the name/pic changes, do you download the pic to your local hard drive then upload it to you're profile? Or do you just add the link to the pic in your profile?

El Padrino said...

save to local drive

Meiz said...

"i've never understood this expression.

it takes much much longer to drive a mile in the city than it does the country."



a country mile is longer

blue said...

it's also shorter as the crow flies

blue said...

and aitch...thanks for the info on the facebooks walls...i did not know this was called a wall

(ns)

blue said...

PtP had facebook once

then it was gone

blue said...

i think PtP might get a revival this year

Meiz said...

"when ya'll do the name/pic changes, do you download the pic to your local hard drive then upload it to you're profile? Or do you just add the link to the pic in your profile?"


Both

Beth said...

I was hoping for aitch and blue to get into a full blown slapper but then they had to make nice, the bastards.

El Padrino said...

facebook slapper would have been rich

isiah thompson said...

facebook slapper would have been rich, like me.


*fized

blue said...

oh facebook sucks ballz

for reals though


as a matter of fact i should tell facebook that it sucks ballz to its face.

Meiz said...

Full blown slappers are for Kod/Zeke, ratarded slappers are for me/Kod and Keith/Kod

blue said...

it's an unwritten rule of every giants fan that if they meet tom brady, you have to tell him that he sucks ballz.

El Padrino said...

I will tell him this. If I ever see him.

El Padrino said...

man that super bowl was hdh

El Padrino said...

23a/23b meeting

suck on deez nuts niggaaaaaaaa

El Padrino said...

omg this guy sounds like a full on ratard

El Padrino said...

SHOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jugdish said...

extra money this month...suite

El Padrino said...

beer fund

Jugdish said...

savings

blue said...

tittie fund

blue said...

dude you're not married anymore, you don't need savings..

El Padrino said...

jug is like tony robbins of savings and money

El Padrino said...

"Thus, all pilots in the area are responsible for avoiding collisions — using the tactic “see and avoid.”


well no shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Thus, all turrists* in the area are responsible for causing collisions — using the tactic “see and destroy.”

*fized

blue said...

taliban pilots did not follow the see and avoid tactic

El Padrino said...

me and aitch dont appreciate those jokes

El Padrino said...

Lemonheads

DET

Jugdish said...

dude you're not married anymore, you don't need savings..

I spend too, I dropped 300 at the titty bar last week

Jugdish said...

jug is like tony robbins of savings and money



I can go along with that

isiah thompson said...

I spend too, I dropped 300 at the titty bar last week

I hope you got a bj, jeebus chris.

Jugdish said...

I hope you got a bj, jeebus chris.



I got some danced, but drinks are expensive at titty bars...$5 a pop. bought for friends and dancers

Jugdish said...

dances even

blue said...

"I spend too, I dropped 300 at the titty bar last week"

you're my boy Jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

"but drinks are expensive at titty bars...$5 a pop"

the fuck?

Jugdish said...

access denied

Spaceman Spiff said...

cue blue wif a 'fuck kleiza'

kleiza gone, overseas money

tem said...

"PtP had facebook once

then it was gone"

some friend of mine just sent me a link to big ten poon.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"access denied"

just sayin, 5$ is cheap for drinks from my persepctive

woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

"persepctive"

suite

Beth said...

Maybe jug meant $5 for a coke.

(I hope the above is S, for his sake.)

Meiz said...

"just sayin, 5$ is cheap for drinks from my persepctive"



Your perspection* is crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Your perspection* is cali"

*fized

tem said...

around here $5 would be cheap at any bar for any alcohol drinks except domestic drafts.

Jugdish said...

just sayin, 5$ is cheap for drinks from my persepctive


it is cheap for a titty bar. I had a friend with connections there that got us all drinks for $5 a pop. They just add up over a few hours.

tem said...

at a titty bar $5 would be cheap for any drink except water.

tem said...

spending a few hours at a titty bar can be very expensive.

Jugdish said...

titty bars around here are usually 6-7 for a beer

Jugdish said...

spending a few hours at a titty bar can be very expensive.



yes

Jugdish said...

jug is like tony robbins of savings and money


ep is the barak obama of spending



s

tem said...

hilarity

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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