Friday, August 21, 2009

Lambeau

So today's football post centers around my 2006 trip to Green Bay Wisconsin. Leg #2 of my Football Tour, a quest in which I will visit every NFL stadium within 20 years or so. When I get rich that'll shorten to like 10 years. Anyway this trip was by far my favorite and the only reason to go to Wisconsin. WADR meiz. I wish we had the camera when we drank in the hotel bar or when I stood at the sports bar wiating for food in a ginny-t and no shoes. Cuz that was fun. I tried to put a caption on each pic but the blogger is being the bitch with that so ask me questions if you need to know what shit is. I'm downtown til 10:30 so miss me. P.S. I am the guy in the gray sweatsuit.




















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Beth said...

Nice pics but didn't we see them before?

tem said...

it's the summer rerun season on LOV.

tem said...

tuesday i might just cnp 10 tem movie reviews from the past.

tem said...

the pic of two people taking pictures of the stadium had to be received with a bunch of "goddman tourists" from the Packer faithful.

tem said...

so el pad wears glasses too?

tem said...

by the by, i'm not sure if we saw those pics before or not.

but it is more fun to get out the mat and assume we did.

tem said...

should i go on an early morning run?

no beth or H to stop me?

tem said...

they'll show and ruin the run.

tem said...

damn ruiners

tem said...

a ruiner is worse than a holder outer

tem said...

did as. miss work due to his concussion?

tem said...

i might have tried to skip a day. i get 5 sick days and never use them.

tem said...

well i never use them for being sick. i use them and say i am sick.

tem said...

damn things don't carry over. use it or lose it.

tem said...

like a penis.

tem said...

got crushed in vball yesterday. 2 of our good players weren't there and we were playing the best team.

tem said...

we've beaten them before with our whole team there, but without 2 players we were done.

tem said...

subbed a short white guy for a tall black guy.

that never ends well.

tem said...

beth knows what i mean.

tem said...

yesterday was ladies 80s

tem said...

so exfemtem ditched vball for that.

tem said...

oh yeah, she plays on my team.

tem said...

we play together well now that we aren't fucking each other.

tem said...

wierd

tem said...

or maybe not.

tem said...

anyway, she is a hell of a setter.

tem said...

if she were taller she'd have played D-1 ball. instead she dominated D-3.

tem said...

couple more weeks until football season.

Beth said...

Yep, time to ruin your streak.

tem said...

big news here is "will the OSU fans be dicks to the Navy fans like they usually are??"

tem said...

ruiner

tem said...

OSU fans are usually mean to the other team's fans. they will probably be nice to navy fans, but they'll call them "seamen" a few times.

tem said...

get it?

seamen sounds like semen.


but they mean different things.

tem said...

beth you know it takes more than 1 to stop tem.

Beth said...

"use it or lose it
like a penis"

So does self-use qualify to help keep from losing it?

tem said...

tem just stiff arms 1 tackle.

tem said...

"So does self-use qualify to help keep from losing it?"

hopefully

Beth said...

I figured I'd ask the expert.

wadr

tem said...

i am a scientist, so it is OK to ask me.

tem said...

also you don't have a penis; you know attached to you....per se.

tem said...

i like to think that the next time he gets called into action he will be well rested.

tem said...

hopefully not rusty.


figuratively and literally.

tem said...

do chicks refer to their vaginas as "her"?

tem said...

or "she"

Beth said...

So apparently I was wrong in that while EP posted about his Packers trip (here) he didn't post pics with it.

(This would be a good place for an "apology accepted" from EP.)

Beth said...

"do chicks refer to their vaginas as "her"?"

I call mine Mize actually.


(Sorry Mize, the setup was there so had to go for it.)

tem said...

"I call mine Mize actually."


does it experience woe?

or is it just meizy?

or is it a big white thing from wisconsin?

tem said...

beth's vag works for UPS?

tem said...

it handles lots of packages?

tem said...

it's the tightest ship in the shipping business?

tem said...

it likes star wars?

tem said...

it bought a new aveo?

tem said...

it usually works with dummies and ratards?

tem said...

it needs to go to another town to find bait?

Beth said...

Damn, here I was going for the obvious "mize is a pussy" joke but tem took it to a whole new level. Well done.

Of course maybe I meant it has a hot sister.

ToddPacker said...

"OSU fans"

osu fans like to wear balls around their neck... strange

Beth said...

And Mize, let me save you some work (which we all know you'll appreciate):

"Fuck you beth"

There, now you don't have to type it.

ToddPacker said...

tem is runny today

Beth said...

Tem is not mad busy yo.

ToddPacker said...

another big series for the braves coming up, beth

tem said...

tem was not mad busy yo. then took a phone call.

is off the phone call until the next call.

tem said...

then it'll be mad busy yo again

tem said...

braves suck don't they? how can they have a big series?

tem said...

"but tem took it to a whole new level. Well done. "

that's how i roll.

tem said...

this has been the third consecutive long ass week.

tem said...

when is labor day? that will be a short week.

tem said...

is it now?

Beth said...

"braves suck don't they? how can they have a big series?"

Suck is a strong word. They're "only" 4 back for the wild card and are facing the Marlins who are also 4 back.

Beth said...

Labor Day was this last Monday tem, did you miss it?

tem said...

i did miss it.

damn.

tem said...

monday sucked

tem said...

tuesday-thurs was good, but took too long.

tem said...

today is moving along OK enough.

tem said...

although for a friday i am working too much.

tem said...

hard to believe since i dropped about 60 comments here already.

tem said...

that's the way it goes though.

tem said...

saw a great license plate. can't remember what it was though.

tem said...

you all would have liked it.

tem said...

i am running out of steam

tem said...

trying to get tickets to the minor league baseball team is too hard.

they are always sold out.


wft.

new park, but still.

Beth said...

I saw one yesterday that said "diva4lfe" yet there was an ugly lady in the car. Someone needs to screen these things better.

tem said...

i think columbus has the highest attendence in the minors.

tem said...

i wouldn't be shocked if it has higher attendence than pittsburgh.

Beth said...

"trying to get tickets to the minor league baseball team is too hard."

Woe.

tem said...

the one i saw was a "your mom" joke of some kind.

tem said...

"Woe."

woe indeed.

i appreciate the sympathy.

tem said...

getting into mize is easier than getting tickets to the clippers.

Beth said...

"getting into mize is easier than getting tickets to the clippers"

I know I'm blonde and all, but I have no idea what that really means.

Meiz said...

I hope your vagina dries up, and grows 2' long pubes.

El Padrino said...

"(This would be a good place for an "apology accepted" from EP.)"

apology accepted

tem said...

"I know I'm blonde and all, but I have no idea what that really means."


"Beth said...

I call mine Mize actually."

Beth said...

"I hope your vagina dries up, and grows 2' long pubes"

Hey, more creative than a "fuck you beth". Good to see you branching out there.

El Padrino said...

"so el pad wears glasses too?"

used to
had lasik, try and keep up Tem Pad

tem said...

twss

Beth said...

Ahhhh, now I get it tem.

tem said...

"used to
had lasik, try and keep up Tem Pad"

oh yeah i remember lasik talk.

tem had lasik.

tem said...

"ahhhh, now I get it tem."

good work beth.

Beth said...

And NY lasik is better than other lasik, EP has x-ray vision now.

Beth said...

Fmbeth had lasik too.

El Padrino said...

"And NY lasik is better than other lasik, EP has x-ray vision now."

slipped the DR a crispy hundo to give me that but it did not work

tem said...

in NY?

El Padrino said...

tem had a big morning

well done sir

::tipping cap::

tem said...

EPs X-Ray vision is broke.

woe.

tem said...

i had breakfast today so i am wound up.

El Padrino said...

"in NY?"

yes

Beth said...

It apparently doesn't take much to wind up Tem.

El Padrino said...

just cheerios and some Lambeau pics

El Padrino said...

if we can run cars off cheerios the world would be a better place

tem said...

breakfast was a piece of bread with peanut butter on it.

El Padrino said...

blue is playing golf and jug is in chicago, tem took it upon himself to carry us

tem said...

"It apparently doesn't take much to wind up Tem."


no it does not.

tem said...

breakfast + friday = wound up tem.

El Padrino said...

where is that short tempered bald chowda head

tem said...

it's science

tem said...

H must have had some folks to drive

tem said...

or maybe he and his FB are having fun

El Padrino said...

peyton was ON last night, Brady was OFF

El Padrino said...

block party tw

SHIT IS ON

tem said...

anything nice to look at there?

Meiz said...

This girl in here is a straight up floozy. I love it.

El Padrino said...

"anything nice to look at there?"

CSILELP + all her HOT friends

El Padrino said...

she has one friend that has 5 kids but two of them are attached to her chest

tem said...

her boobs are so big they qualify to be kids?

El Padrino said...

they dont put good shit on tv no mo

El Padrino said...

"her boobs are so big they qualify to be kids?"

yes she can claim them as dependents and everything

El Padrino said...

i never wanted to motorboat tits so bad than on those puppies

El Padrino said...

then her other friend has big fake ones that just hang in the air, no bra needed

El Padrino said...

the peanut butter toast fuel has run out

Spaceman Spiff said...

not impressed with the avatar trailer

Meiz said...

I'm rolling with the power of Just Bunches

El Padrino said...

Avatar looks awful but i hate sci-fi shit so bias there

ToddPacker said...

"Just Bunches"

::flank sauce::

Meiz said...

::gasp::


Its just the bunches from Honey Bunches of Oats. Its glorious.

Keith S said...

"P.S. I am the guy in the gray sweatsuit."

Must have still been in your trailer park days, huh

Keith S said...

slipped the DR a hundo tip on the AMEX to give me that but it did not work

*fized

ToddPacker said...

got to go to an all day seminar/continuing education thing in orlando tomorrow... i forgot i signed up for it months ago. crappy weekend woe

ToddPacker said...

"Its just the bunches from Honey Bunches of Oats. Its glorious"

sounds good

Keith S said...

"Avatar looks awful but i hate sci-fi shit so bias there"

THAT^

Keith S said...

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically
fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all
know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards
or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef got the '50 random thoughts' email fwd

Keith S said...

yes i did

ToddPacker said...

hahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

"Must have still been in your trailer park days, huh"

grey nike sweatsuit is WT now?

what do you wear to games, tuxedo?

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 7 days until hawaii

Keith S said...

Yes, that is correct. Since I don't wear a sweatsuit, my only viable option is a tuxedo

El Padrino said...

keep in mind gametime temp was 41, which is something that you haven't felt in about what, 10 years?

Keith S said...

I felt 40° last winter

El Padrino said...

TRIPLE FAT GOOSE

remember those

Keith S said...

This is why it's fun ranking on you because you get so defensive instead of just letting it go. I was making a joke

Keith S said...

That was no apology

ToddPacker said...

"what do you wear to games, tuxedo?"

i usually roll with a jortsedo

El Padrino said...

"This is why it's fun ranking on you because you get so defensive instead of just letting it go. I was making a joke"

nah, it aint like that, i'm just shooting the breeze

Keith S said...

apology accepted

Keith S said...

"i usually roll with a jortsedo"


Not a nike jeansuit?

ToddPacker said...

two weeks until the first tailgate... menu for the charleston southern game = cheese steaks... rev will be happy

ToddPacker said...

"Not a nike jeansuit?"

i save that for road games

El Padrino said...

so envious of TP's CFB tailgating

Keith S said...

"two weeks until the first tailgate... menu for the charleston southern game = cheese steaks... rev will be happy"


Did you know that FU is -73 in that game

Keith S said...

LP, you gonna join the pick ems?

ToddPacker said...

"so envious of TP's CFB tailgating"

good times although it will be hot as hell for the 1st game... invitation is always open for a LoV member to head to gainesville for a game... just gotta make sure to pack plenty of jorts

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think they changed it to -63

ToddPacker said...

"Did you know that FU is -73 in that game"

kobe tolt* me

Keith S said...

"invitation is always open for a LoV member to head to gainesville for a game"


Am I allowed to wear balls around my neck?

Keith S said...

"i think they changed it to -63"

I think I'd still take charleston

Keith S said...

Maybe LP was right


s

ToddPacker said...

"Am I allowed to wear balls around my neck?"

you're an osu fan so... sure, why not

Aitch said...

"H must have had some folks to drive"

That ^^

my morning included driving a jewish broad from Brooklyn to the airport. Wanna guess about the quality of that tip, EP

Keith S said...

They pullt* Megan wants a millionaire off the air because of that dude kilting a bitch

Beth said...

"invitation is always open for a LoV member to head to gainesville for a game"

Would the wife mind if I showed up? :-) Or is the wife not invited to begin with?

Keith S said...

"my morning included driving a jewish broad from Brooklyn to the airport."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your taxicab passengers nose

El Padrino said...

"LP, you gonna join the pick ems?"

yes, info please

El Padrino said...

"my morning included driving a jewish broad from Brooklyn to the airport. Wanna guess about the quality of that tip, EP"

0

Keith S said...

Y! College Pick 'Em
Group ID#: 2910
PW: pathword

Y! NFL Pick 'Em
Group ID#: 6195
PW: pathword

Y! Survival League
Group ID#: 2378
PW: pathword

Keith S said...

That Mesa Airline you flew is from here.

ToddPacker said...

"Would the wife mind if I showed up? :-) Or is the wife not invited to begin with?"

cmtp goes to about 3 games a year. she would not mind... as long as you don't bark

Keith S said...

beth = UGA VII?

Beth said...

"As long as you don't bark"

But you have to bark on kickoffs, there's a whole routine involved, you should know that.

I'd be sure to wear a UGA jersey too.

El Padrino said...

leagues, joined
prepare to be dominated

ToddPacker said...

"I'd be sure to wear a UGA jersey too."

awesome

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"leagues, joined
prepare to be dominated"

hilarity

Keith S said...

We'll have a triple crown again this year, but weighted differently since blew bitched about it last year

Meiz said...

Anybody got a link for Favre & Vick's Madden 10 ratings and create player info?



::staring at the Asian kid::

Meiz said...

Found Favre's ratings

isiah thompson said...

So apparently I was wrong in that while EP posted about his Packers trip (here) he didn't post pics with it.

(This would be a good place for an "apology accepted" from EP.)

I think he put the pics up on his regular blog, but not all of them.

EP didn't you say you barfed from drinking during that trip?

isiah thompson said...

TRIPLE FAT GOOSE

remember those

yes

El Padrino said...

"EP didn't you say you barfed from drinking during that trip?"

hell yeah, the next morning
was shitting and puking at the same time, twas hilarity

isiah thompson said...

ToddPacker said...
hahahahahahaha

August 21, 2009 11:41 AM


You know that his parents held him back a year so he'd be better at football.

And he still sucks.

Keith S said...

Some scientist just said that Usain Bolt would run a 3.82 40

tem said...

"the peanut butter toast fuel has run out"

bread not toast. toast is too much work.

fuel did not run out, i got mad busy yo then lunch.

tem said...

"keef got the '50 random thoughts' email fwd"

sounds interesting.

tem said...

"Some scientist just said that Usain Bolt would run a 3.82 40"

that's almost a second better than tem.

tem said...

well better than tem's best time.

it is probably twice as fast as tem now.

tem said...

well not twice as fast.

it is probably a tad over a second faster than tem now.

El Padrino said...

i'm so hungry i feel weak

El Padrino said...

i need food pronto

tem said...

go get food.

isiah thompson said...

i'm so hungry i feel weak

at least if you fell down it would be a short fall.

El Padrino said...

deciding, dreaming of a potato croquette parmesan hero from Joe's

El Padrino said...

block

El Padrino said...

block

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