Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Jesus Chris.

BRET FAVRE IS BACK!!! PRAISE ALLAH!!!

God. Dammit. All. To. Hell. I am so pissed I can't think of anything else to right*. Seriously, Bret, I hate you. Why would you do this to us? You got our hopes up that you had retired and then you dash them by signing with the Vikings. I hope they serve beer in hell Bret, cuz that's where you're going.

That's all I've got. I am too emotionally drained from this news to write any more. Godmanit all to hell.

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Beth said...

I have to agree with TP's comment from LOVad, the Braves do suck, or at least they did last night. No excuse to lose to the Mess.

Jugdish said...

So the LOV Christmas list has the following on it so far:

Favre jersey for Kod
XXXL Vick jersey for Rev
Bears Cutler jersey for Jug
Bears Cutler jersey for Blue
Hanson jersey for Beth
kids medium Eli jersey for Lp, with a pair of size 12 cleats

Steve said...

looks like T needs to sit a few plays out.

El Padrino said...

"No excuse to lose to the Mess."

lowe

rocked

Jugdish said...

something seems wrong with centsports

El Padrino said...

read a nice piece on farve in today's daily news, by Gary Meyers

El Padrino said...

"Favre jersey for Kod"

looks like T wants one too....

Beth said...

I'd gladly accept a Hanson jersey, as long as there's no pink on it anywhere. I'm not a fan of girlying up jerseys just to get women to buy them.

Jugdish said...

I'd gladly accept a Hanson jersey, as long as there's no pink on it anywhere. I'm not a fan of girlying up jerseys just to get women to buy them.


good call!

Jugdish said...

looks like T wants one too....


a purple #4 straight jacket for T

El Padrino said...

should i be selling my kidney to cover some of my debt?

El Padrino said...

how not to run a funeral home

tem said...

"should i be selling my kidney to cover some of my debt?"

you have 2 for a reason.

1 is a spare to sell.

tem said...

in the future people will sell their extra lung too.

ToddPacker said...

so tyler didn't want bert to come back?

El Padrino said...

shaq vs was alright

El Padrino said...

announing table was a bit much

tem said...

you guys watch a lot of TV.

blue said...

I only want a cutler jersey if it's one of those pink ones.

ToddPacker said...

"shaq vs was alright"

really? i didn't see it, but lbtp tolt* me, "shaq was funny, but the show was crappy"

Beth said...

EP yours is a NY kidney, it's gotta be worth at least the 70k you owe.

blue said...

i turnt off the TV when shaq came on


waste of airtime

blue said...

maybe instead of making tv shows, he should be getting in shape to help his team make a run at a champyunsheep.

you don't see kobe making tv shows...his summers are spent raping women

El Padrino said...

it was alright, the game was corny seeing him go to big ben's house and joke around was good

and he says this is part of his traning

blue said...

fuck the reds bullpen

El Padrino said...

"EP yours is a NY kidney, it's gotta be worth at least the 70k you owe."

true, i need to get a smuggler on the phone

El Padrino said...

i told cmep she needs to sell those eggs that we aint using

you get 20K for that shit, she is draggin her feet on that

El Padrino said...

madoff had a pinky dick, madoff had a pinky dick, madoff had a pinky dick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

El Padrino said...

Still, she said: “I liked this man and didn’t want to emasculate him. His tiny penis hadn’t prevented me from climaxing.”

“On the bright side,” she concluded, because of its size, “oral sex would be a breeze.”


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA

El Padrino said...

“Bernie had a very small penis,” she wrote. “Not only was it on the short side, it was small in circumference. That he was now pointing it out to me was telling. It clearly caused him great angst. I wanted to be careful how I responded. Men and their penises have a strange and unique relationship.”

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

blue said...

INSOS that LP cnp'd comments about dong

blue said...

but its still funny

blue said...

i need to sign up for those pickem and suicide things.

where's the info

El Padrino said...

thougth cmep started a blog for a minute

tem said...

soon L pad will wiki the average penis length and it will be something and a half.

El Padrino said...

i'll ask beth

El Padrino said...

beth what's the biggest and the smallest penis you've seen and what is the average size

meiz wants to know

Jugdish said...

give her a few minutes, she needs to check her database...


s

blue said...

she's getting a tape measure and opening her mouth

El Padrino said...

shutter island looks hdh

Beth said...

I dated a guy a few guys before fmbeth who was TINY. (In fact that was my nickname for him around my friends.) Maybe 3 inches hard and it's strange cause otherwise he was a big guy. Needless to say that relationship didnt last too long.

Largest was probably back in my early 20's - I didn't measure it but I just remember thinking "where the hell is he planning on putting that???" Maybe 9 inches? Just so you know, there IS such a thing as too big.

I have no clue for average and it would be a pure guess - 6 maybe? To bad Kod's in Africa or he could help out here.

And blue wasn't that far off in that I DID pull out a ruler to help me with the above measurements. :-)

El Padrino said...

further proof woman are insane, get a grip it's fucking ice cream

El Padrino said...

"As a new mother, she said, people coach you on potty training and what to feed your child. “But the ice cream truck, nobody ever mentions that,” she said."

WFT

when bgep asks daddy lp for ice cream when she hears the truck daddy ep buys her ice cream because she gets super excited

El Padrino said...

"3 inches hard"

yikes, off myself

tem said...

why is that twice your 1 and a half?

Beth said...

I know it's a very old cliche, but basically as long as a guy has size somewhere in the average range how skilled a lover he is is MUCH more important than exactly how big he is.

Best lovers I've ever had could get me off very easily without ever using their dicks. (ns)

Beth said...

Of course that could be because one of those lovers was a girl...

blue said...

"when bgep asks daddy lp for ice cream when she hears the truck daddy ep buys her ice cream because she gets super excited"

shit yeah...bgblue wakes up from her nap if she hears the ice cream man...

blue said...

"Best lovers I've ever had could get me off very easily without ever using their dicks. (ns)"

did they use feathers?

Beth said...

It's called oral sex blue, you should look into it - cmblue would thank you (after thanking me).

El Padrino said...

Beanie reinjures his ankle

El Padrino said...

i love eating pussy

tem said...

"Beanie reinjures his ankle"

he can't reinjure it.

it is always injured. 24-7-365, always injured.

he just plays on it for a few plays then stops again.

that was a just a terrible pick by the cards.

blue said...

"It's called oral sex blue, you should look into it - cmblue would thank you (after thanking me)."

she's not into that. I ask her for oral sex all the time, and it just doesn't happen, except maybe on my birthday or something

tem said...

"she's not into that. I ask her for oral sex all the time, and it just doesn't happen, except maybe on my birthday or something"

ISWYDT

blue said...

AJA i was lucky enough to have a girl early on in life that enjoyed oral and was very vocal about what worked and didn't work...i perfected that practice

Beth said...

"she's not into that. I ask her for oral sex all the time, and it just doesn't happen, except maybe on my birthday or something"

I should've seen that coming!

Beth said...

"i perfected that practice"

Wadr, and it may even be true for you, but like 99% of guys feel they're great at it when in reality it's maybe 25%.

blue said...

i'm in that 25%, i tolt you, i had instruction, private lessons...it's true

Beth said...

Then good for cmblue.

Of course being good at it is only a part of it, then you actually have to do it!

blue said...

so how about that bert farve

Beth said...

He's retired, right?

s

blue said...

i can't wait for more wrangler jeans commercials from him now (s)

Aitch said...

"I'd gladly accept a Hanson jersey, as long as there's no pink on it anywhere. I'm not a fan of girlying up jerseys just to get women to buy them"

Another reason that you might be the perfect woman

El Padrino said...

funny statues

Aitch said...

I just saw ESPN's blog buzz. They said 62% of blogs are talking about faver*

Of course no mention that most of it is probably negative.

blue said...

did they mention LOV in their discussion.

Aitch said...

Was he CRYING at his presser??? Pathetic!

blue said...

vick cries himself to sleep every night

Aitch said...

I may hire a hitman to take care of this nonsense. I'll end his fucking streak.

Hello FBI, NSA, and NFL.

tem said...

i think they'd all look the other way if favre got whacked.

blue said...

that's poppycock and you know it

Aitch said...

Of course I can't afford to pay a hitman, so I will have to pay him with a free cab ride to the stadium.

tem said...

you could sing him a song.

blue said...

to kill him?

that's some harsh criticism of h's singing skillz.

blue said...

wall

El Padrino said...

japanese doritos

El Padrino said...

nice shot

blue said...

"nice shot"

el padrino

El Padrino said...

britney looking tight lately

Keith S said...

TMD(ong)T

El Padrino said...

gators -73 against charleston southern

blue said...

i'll take the over

Meiz said...

"She's like mize. She'd rather woe and get on the news and hope that someone will feel sorry for her and give her money and she won't have to do anything."



Get fucked.

Keith S said...

So you don't hold out your hands hoping for people (gov't) to give you money without having to do anything?

Tyler said...

DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE
DIE BRETT FAVRE DIE

blue said...

"So you don't hold out your hands hoping for people (gov't) to give you money without having to do anything?"

i do this

blue said...

DIE BERT FARVE DIE*

*fized

El Padrino said...

blue is b marsh gets traded that has to be the worse off-season in the history of broncos

El Padrino said...

i got them at 6 wins regardless

blue said...

marshall won't be traded...they just won't do it..

they can't get anything back for him

6 wins sounds about what everyone else is projecting for them...i think they'll be closer to 8-8 again this year.

blue said...

they just have a tough ass schedule this year.

El Padrino said...

yea, nfc east and afc north (mainly ravens/steelers)

Steve said...

MJ's doc is getting charged with manslaughter.

blue said...

i think NFC East will be down this year though (not a popular statement on this blog i'm sure)

blue said...

Broncos have a pretty "easy" schedule the first 4 weeks or so...plus they play KC and Oakland teams that suck more than the broncos.

so getting to 8 wins isn't that daunting of a task.

blue said...

i have my orange and blue glasses on when i look at the schedule of course.

El Padrino said...

i have a big blue pair of glasses when talking nfc east

Keith S said...

One of the dudes on Megan wants to be a millionaire just kilt a bitch

Meiz said...

"jug, don't they play some crazy version of sofball with giant ball and no gloves in chicago"



I believe there's a league at Helfaer Field on the Miller Park grounds where they use a bigger rag-type ball and no gloves.

El Padrino said...

i want to pick the chargers to win it all but norv turner is in the way

Steve said...

Old people are cool

Meiz said...

"if he's too lazy to go get bait no way he'd do this."


It wasn't the laziness, it was the vehicle. I'm cereal.

Meiz said...

Why does Tyler give a shit about Favre?

isiah thompson said...

The Bert news doesn't bother me, but I don't watch much espn outside of games.

tem said...

"I believe there's a league at Helfaer Field on the Miller Park grounds where they use a bigger rag-type ball and no gloves."

i played in a tourney where 1 inning was played like this.

it was fun.

the whole tourney was screwy. 1 inning you ran the bases backwards, 1 inning you played kickball, 1 was chicago style, etc...

isiah thompson said...

"i think NFC East will be down this year though (not a popular statement on this blog i'm sure)"

After the division winner the rest of the teams will fight for the WCs but all four teams have problems:

G-Men - no proven receivers.

Cowboys - just wait for the first sign of struggle and it comes crashing down, Phillips is the new GK - the implosion is imminent.

Eagles - RIP Jim Johnson, no Dawkins, Westbrooks usual injuries and the Vick stuff.

Skins - still have no offense and Haynesworth will only play 4 games.

Decent teams but nothing outstanding.

isiah thompson said...

"I believe there's a league at Helfaer Field on the Miller Park grounds where they use a bigger rag-type ball and no gloves."


they had a tourney out here with some big ball and called it "chicago style" or some shit.

ns

isiah thompson said...

bert's already setting the groundwork for excuses with the torn rotator cuff.

blue said...

"Decent teams but nothing outstanding."

exactly...still tougher than the NFC West or NFC North though

tem said...

bert will play 5 good games and 5 terrible ones and then will quit/be hurt.

El Padrino said...

I like the NFC north this year, i'm high in the packers, vikes were good before bert so NO CHANGE, bears have that 2006 feel to me and the lions will probably win a game

El Padrino said...

giants d is going to be off the wall crazy, they win 10 or more for sure

i always pencil in the iggles for 9 or more wins

boys will have a down year, i've said so earlier

skins i never can tell, they always look 8-8 to me

so yeah i guess a down year for nfc east considering

Meiz said...

I got the Lions at 8-8 this year.

tem said...

bert brings the vikes down.

they'll do well early then tail off bad.

he is just too damn old now to play really well in weeks 11-17.

Keith S said...

"I got the Lions at 8-8 this year."

Bet?

Keith S said...

I'll give you 3-1 odds

Meiz said...

"I'll give you 3-1 odds"


4-1

Meiz said...

Maybe I should look at the schedule first.

Keith S said...

Sold

Keith S said...

1 week for you. 4 weeks for me

Meiz said...

I guess I'll make that bet.

Lets go Lions!

isiah thompson said...

'60 Minutes' creator Don Hewitt dies


some other political talking head died yesterday or the day before, one more left.

come on James Carville!

isiah thompson said...

1 week for you. 4 weeks for me


you shoulda held out for 4 months for him 1 day for you.

isiah thompson said...

does keef get unlimited name/pic changes?

this could be a fun one.

El Padrino said...

good bet keef, your a fool meiz

Meiz said...

"you shoulda held out for 4 months for him 1 day for you."


I thought about going nuts with the odds, but what the hell.

Meiz said...

8-8, baby.

isiah thompson said...

deke let me get in on that, I'll give you 6 months for 1 week for you.

El Padrino said...

lions, 0-6 going into the bye week

week 1 @ NO
home vs minny
home vs wash
at chi
home vs steelers
at lambeau

Meiz said...

"lions, 0-6 going into the bye week"


No way

Meiz said...

"deke let me get in on that, I'll give you 6 months for 1 week for you."


Deal

isiah thompson said...

can we add unlimited name/pic changes?

blue said...

chicago's D not as good as people think.

their defense ranked in the bottom 3rd last year, they have no pass rush and their secondary is awful.

Cutler will be their savior

Meiz said...

"can we add unlimited name/pic changes?"


One per day.

isiah thompson said...

fair enough.

El Padrino said...

chicago d will be better than 3rd rank his year for sure

Meiz said...

Yeah, but the Lions are going 8-8 this year.

Keith S said...

"One per day."

Is that in our deal, too?

Keith S said...

"Yeah, but the Lions are going 8-8 this year."

So if they go 9-7 I win, right?

Meiz said...

"Is that in our deal, too?"


Sure



"So if they go 9-7 I win, right?"

No

Keith S said...

OK just checking

El Padrino said...

"And now Jessica Simpson, even more flighty than usual as she’s on the rebound from Cowboys QB Tony Romo, has allegedly set her baby blues on Skins back-up QB Colt Brennan?"

hahahaha

blue said...

"chicago d will be better than 3rd rank his year for sure"

confused, you're saying they'll be #1 or #2 after being #27 or something like that last year?

isiah thompson said...

El Padrino

and it's not true

isiah thompson said...

"confused, you're saying they'll be #1 or #2 after being #27 or something like that last year?"

Bleu - don't look directly at the HDH, it's like a solar eclipse.

Meiz said...

Lions have a 4 game win streak in 'em this season.

Meiz said...

Guy walks in with a keyboard, the instrument, and dummy is LABORING over what to pack it in, decides she needs to sleeve some boxes together and do a ghetto job on it. Only here's the thing:


WE HAVE A BOX THAT WE KEEP IN STOCK THAT IS FOR KEYBOARDS. IT SAYS RIGHT ON IT "KEYBOARD BOX"

El Padrino said...

"confused, you're saying they'll be #1 or #2 after being #27 or something like that last year?"

better than 27th

El Padrino said...

kanye's chick

El Padrino said...

man what a booty

Keith S said...

""And now Jessica Simpson, even more flighty than usual as she’s on the rebound from Cowboys QB Tony Romo, has allegedly set her baby blues on Skins back-up QB Colt Brennan?"

Does anyone else here even exist to you?

Keith S said...

"Lions have a 4 game win streak in 'em this season."

Another bet?

Meiz said...

NO

blue said...

steve

Keith S said...

"WE HAVE A BOX THAT WE KEEP IN STOCK THAT IS FOR KEYBOARDS. IT SAYS RIGHT ON IT "KEYBOARD BOX""

Maybe those are computer keyboard boxes

El Padrino said...

"Does anyone else here even exist to you?"


yes

Steve said...

"On what planet do you spend most of your time?" Frank asked the woman, who had stepped up to the podium at a southeastern Massachusetts senior center to ask why Frank supports what she called a Nazi policy.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it," Frank replied.


I like ole` Barney Frank

Keith S said...

I like Barney Fife

El Padrino said...

This left him with his whole upper torso out of the aircraft, and only his legs inside

holy shit

El Padrino said...

braney frank caused the catastrophic conditions of freddie mac and fannie mae

he is also a raging homo

Steve said...

"braney frank caused the catastrophic conditions of freddie mac and fannie mae"


pipe down, dining room table

blue said...

maybe he was wearing a keyboard tie

isiah thompson said...

braney frank caused the catastrophic conditions of freddie mac and fannie mae

he is also a raging homo

^^THIS^^

Jugdish said...

braney frank caused the catastrophic conditions of freddie mac and fannie mae

he is also a raging homo


that dining room table thing wasn't even funny either. he needs a new writer

El Padrino said...

VICTORY!

isiah thompson said...

and Frank has a lithsp*

El Padrino said...

"In 2003, while the ranking Democrat on the Financial Services Committee, Frank opposed a Bush administration proposal for transferring oversight of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from Congress and the Department of Housing and Urban Development to a new agency that would be created within the Treasury Department. The proposal reflected the administration's belief that Congress "neither has the tools, nor the stature" for adequate oversight. Frank stated, "These two entities...are not facing any kind of financial crisis.... The more people exaggerate these problems, the more pressure there is on these companies, the less we will see in terms of affordable housing."[48] The two companies, which together own or back more than half the home mortgages in the US became "hobbled" by loan defaults. Frank clarified in 2009 that Fannie and Freddie were not in crisis at the time and many financial institutions, like Lehman Brothers, also fell into crisis from 2003 to 2008."


IN
YOU
FACE

isiah thompson said...

IN
YOU
FACE

please don't bring up facts EP, we're still brainwashed by CHANGE!

El Padrino said...

serious talk for a minute, how can you trust a guy who sucks dick

jus sayin

Steve said...

Still doesn't take much more than a drop of water in the ocean to get the LOV 3 stirred up.

Dem's screwed the pooch on BM, FM that's not new news.

And I didn't bring it up. Just thought the dude was funny talking shit to the crazy lady.

isiah thompson said...

Dem's screwed the pooch on BM, FM that's not new news.


so you're finally taking responsibilty for the financial crisis.

nice


apology accepted

El Padrino said...

finally

Steve said...

"so you're finally taking responsibilty for the financial crisis."

i'm assuming you don't really blame the dems for all that mess, cause that would make you a crazy lady.

that was a pot stewing for the last 30-40 years or so. can't point a finger at any one person/party.

blue said...

steve personally?

El Padrino said...

btw gov't has not paid any of the dealers yet for the clunker thing

ny area dealers are not pulling out of the program

disaster

blue said...

i blame wall street.

blue said...

and greed


greed doesn't have a political party

ToddPacker said...

"can't point a finger at any one person/party"

i agree with steve

isiah thompson said...

steve personally?

democraps*

ToddPacker said...

"i agree with steve"

and blue

isiah thompson said...

that was a pot stewing for the last 30-40 years or so. can't point a finger at any one person/party.

wow, so now you guys are pointing past Bush with the blame game?

aitch

the rats are jumping ship!

isiah thompson said...

that was a pot stewing for the last 30-40 years or so. can't point a finger at any one person/party.

actually I disagree with this and don't think it's remotely true.

this is a relatively new problem started by people creating and trading MBS.

Steve said...

"wow, so now you guys are pointing past Bush with the blame game?"

i've never blamed Bush for the financial mess.


just everything else.

El Padrino said...

"that was a pot stewing for the last 30-40 years or so. can't point a finger at any one person/party."

30-40 years?

um no

isiah thompson said...

i blame wall street.

troof to a degree, the gubment helped build the fuel (giving away mortgages to people who shouldn't have them) then Wall St. just kept dumping the fuel onto a raging fire.

blue said...

the government can't even find weapons of mass destruction, you expect them to understand asset backed securities?

El Padrino said...

it started during clinton's adminstration, carried through into bush's adminstration

so about 15 years in the making

isiah thompson said...

once Wall St. figured out how to profit from mortgages (MBS) then the perfect storm was formed.

Steve said...

"this is a relatively new problem started "

negative, it technically started with Reagan. his deregulation led to the Savings and Loan scandal. Clinton made it worse, so did Bush I.

Jugdish said...

Still doesn't take much more than a drop of water in the ocean to get the LOV 3 stirred up


i just said the dining room table line wasn't funny at all.

isiah thompson said...

the government can't even find weapons of mass destruction, you expect them to understand asset backed securities?


the gubments problem was urging companies like FM and FM to give away mortgages.

there is a quote somewhere from some dem. congressman telling one of the CEO's of the FM's that "they could be doing more to help lower income families get housing".

Wall St. just got creative and greedy.

blue said...

Starting defense...a spot at the table...

YES!

Jugdish said...

the government can't even find weapons of mass destruction,


horrible, over used comparison

Jugdish said...

Starting defense...a spot at the table...


The Program

blue said...

MBS just reminded me of WMD, that's why i went there

Jugdish said...

MPS?

Steve said...

"the government can't even find weapons of mass destruction"


it's kinda hard to find something that wasn't there to begin with


::shot across the bow::

isiah thompson said...

negative, it technically started with Reagan. his deregulation led to the Savings and Loan scandal. Clinton made it worse, so did Bush I.

someone give steve a baseball.

this mess started with banks giving people who shouldn't have had any business having loans mortgages.

then Wall St. firms got creative and figured out a way to bundle and slice them up and sell them as securities.

companies filled their books with these things until people said "wait, these are basically worthless" and companies went "rut-roh" bc they didn't have the liquidity to back them up.

so you can "blame" deregulation if you'd like but shit was "working" for the most part until Wall St. types got creative and found a way to print money off it.

isiah thompson said...

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