Monday, August 17, 2009

Hey young world, I'm the new Slick Rick

Is it just me or do these goddman weekends get shorter and shorter? I think this weekend lasted like 15 minutes. Remember when you were a kid and it seemed like every day took forever to get through? Where did those days go? Is that what responsibility does to a person, making their life feel shorter? Fuck responsibilities.

Mess place Wright on the DL. Fuck DWright, that's what he gets for shitting on my $FMLB roster the first half of the year. Don't get me wrong, I kid about this because it appears that he's alright, but yeah, fuck that guy. And those Mess jerseys with the N on one side and Y on the other side are fucking ugly (fugly, to the layperson). They Mess will probably pull a Ewing theory and go on a winning streak now that everyone is on the DL. Ah, who am I kidding?

Thanks to rev, I get all the 0 & 5 posts now. IN YOU FACE, TEM!!

O:FB continued this weekend as the Red Sux lose the series against the Rangers, and in the process fall out of the WC lead. I ♥ O:FB. The only operation I like more than O:FB is this one.

Usain Bolt is fast. LP's favorite sprinter finished a distant 2nd, but set a new USofA record.

I don't really have anything to say about Tiger Woo. The Korean showed huge stones and basically ended the tourney when he chipped in for eagle. Like zeke said, Tiger was SHOOK.

I just watched that Gina Carano MMA fight from this weekend on YouTube. 1) Women's MMA is awful. 2) Gina got her as. beat up pretty good. 3) Let's move on.

Softball update: This week was our first game of the season. Last week's game was just a qualification game to see which division we were gonna play in. We jumped out to a 10-0 lead after 2 innings tonight, and we ended up losing 17-16. Stings the nostrils. 3-4 with 2 singles and an inside the park HR for me tonight. All three hits to right field, tem.

That is all.

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Beth said...

"LP's favorite sprinter..."

Hilarity.

ToddPacker said...

tiger was shook after that chip-in

El Padrino said...

tiger choked agian

ToddPacker said...

"LP's favorite sprinter finished a distant 2nd"

funny

ToddPacker said...

d wright going on the DL seems to be a perfect ending to the mess season

ToddPacker said...

mess unis were terrible

ToddPacker said...

"tiger choked agian"

tiger can pull a months worth "mess-type chokes" and still be tiger.... he's still going to destroy jack's record

El Padrino said...

when was the last time tiger was dominant?

1997/98? tiger slam?

El Padrino said...

of course he's going to beat jack records, i bet if nike made titanium club in the 60's jack would have doubled

El Padrino said...

his win total

ToddPacker said...

"when was the last time tiger was dominant?"

he is dominant now... tiger-slam era was over-the-top dominant

El Padrino said...

he didnt win a major this year tp how is he dominant

Beth said...

The fact that there is even an argument over whether Tiger is dominating shows how he has changed the sport and expectations. He's the victim of his own past successes.

While Tiger may not be as dominant now as he was awhile back, he's still more dominant than anyone in a long long time. I actually feel a bit sorry for him (woe) in that unless he wins every tournament he enters he gets criticized.

El Padrino said...

it's the baby, fucking babies ruin everything

El Padrino said...

"While Tiger may not be as dominant now as he was awhile back, he's still more dominant than anyone in a long long time. I actually feel a bit sorry for him (woe) in that unless he wins every tournament he enters he gets criticized."

stop it, he deserves it today
they flashed the 54-0 perfect or whatever stat that was every 5 minutes since he had a lead friday and the entire weekend

Beth said...

Wondering about whether Tiger is dominating right now is like wondering if the Mess are sucking right now. It's not a matter of IF it's happening, just a matter of the extent it's happening.

Beth said...

"stop it, he deserves it today
they flashed the 54-0 perfect or whatever stat that was every 5 minutes since he had a lead friday and the entire weekend"

Come on LP, you're better than this. Instead of criticizing him for the 1 time he didn't hold the lead, we should be amazed that he hadn't lost it before. I'm sure if you looked at everyone else's record in that situation they wouldn't even be close to his.

All that being said, I did think he played not too lose this weekend instead of playing to win. He was much more conservative and tentative than he normally is it seemed.

ToddPacker said...

"he didnt win a major this year tp how is he dominant"

he is still ranked # 1

he has been ranked #1 for the last 219 weeks

tiger's still wins 1 out of 4 tourneys he enters (a winning percentage that jack was not even close to)

El Padrino said...

"Come on LP, you're better than this. Instead of criticizing him for the 1 time he didn't hold the lead, we should be amazed that he hadn't lost it before. I'm sure if you looked at everyone else's record in that situation they wouldn't even be close to his."

it's the way he lost it, to some fucking scrub, this is why golf is a joke

like we didnt know it was coming anyway, all you needed was for Al Michaels to come out and repeat the damn stat

El Padrino said...

a joke to me...

jus sayin

ToddPacker said...

"I'm sure if you looked at everyone else's record in that situation they wouldn't even be close to his"

no one is even close... tiger is a victim of being tiger (woe). i'm not even a tiger fan. i usually root against him, but there is no denying that is is still "tiger vs. the field" every time he plays and he still wins over 25% of the time.

Beth said...

"it's the way he lost it, to some fucking scrub, this is why golf is a joke"

So LP doesn't understand golf, got it.

ToddPacker said...

"a joke to me..."

it's not a team sport, no defense sometime things like that happen. to some people that's why they like golf

Beth said...

I just looked up his actual results for the year.

He's entered 15 tournaments, he's finished in the top 10 in 11 of them, in the top 3 in 6 of them and won 5 of them. In golf, that is total domination. No one else this year can even come close to any of that.

And remember, this is coming off of reconstructive knee surgery.

ToddPacker said...

"In golf, that is total domination"

exactly

El Padrino said...

"So LP doesn't understand golf, got it."

look i riled up the lov gallery

ToddPacker said...

"look i riled up the lov gallery"

ep is still dominant at riling

Steve said...

EP does't like the black guy?


ISBNS

king tem said...

"All three hits to right field, tem."

good work, but i still have nerve* taken a throw to the dome.

El Padrino said...

i like tiger, just fucking around

in general though i dont care for golf but i know that was the news of the weekend

king tem said...

"of course he's going to beat jack records, i bet if nike made titanium club in the 60's jack would have doubled"

why?

jack was playing with the best equipment of his era. it isn't like people back then were playing with titanium, but jack was firing away with real wood clubs.

king tem said...

with the expansion of golf into other countries and other social classes it is arguable that Tiger faces much tougher competition than Jack did.

Jack never played against some Asian dude.

blue said...

tiger is shook...his days are numbered

El Padrino said...

who cares

king tem said...

who cares died

blue said...

Tiger has beaten jack, but jack never beat tiger

blue said...

and that's all folks

tem said...

that was a good day.

El Padrino said...

"I believe there will be plays that McNabb and Vick are on the field together"

going out on a limb, by skunkpatch

blue said...

kyle orton is fucking awesome

El Padrino said...

simms

blue said...

simms sucks too

blue said...

simms numbers looked decent because he played against the 4thstring defense...and they ran the ball about 90% of the time.

blue said...

fuck cutler too, great leadership he showed, blaming the rest of the team for his suckitude.

El Padrino said...

simms was blindsided by a busted spleen, he's good, when given a chance i think he can be good is what i mean

and by good i mean like average

El Padrino said...

and no i'm not sayin this because his father holds a special place in my heart

blue said...

yeah, his career QB rating is 71...sucky, just like kyle orton

broncos will be lucky to win 5 games

tem said...

"simms was blindsided by a busted spleen, he's good, when given a chance i think he can be good is what i mean

and by good i mean like average"


he is sub average.

tem said...

broncos should have signed Garcia.

blue said...

he is hypo-average

blue said...

and you'd think he'd be faster without a spleen to weigh him down

Spaceman Spiff said...

happened at the bank i go to

around the block from my place

tem said...

that guy is not a good robber

El Padrino said...

suicide is gay

El Padrino said...

if i ever killed myself i think i'd go the off a building route but first set myself on fire

that would be cool

Keith S said...

"jack was playing with the best equipment of his era. it isn't like people back then were playing with titanium, but jack was firing away with real wood clubs."

THAT^

Keith S said...

"if i ever killed myself i think i'd go the off a building route but first set myself on fire"

Would this be before or after the plane hit?

El Padrino said...

"Would this be before or after the plane hit?"

terrible man

Keith S said...

where is mize with his woe?

El Padrino said...

“In politics, you’re either pitching or catching.”


/kod

ToddPacker said...

"where is mize with his woe?"

i dropped a "ease up on the woe" comment to cmtp this weekend (she ♥s to woe). anyway, i just got a ::flank steak:: from her

El Padrino said...

wwl pic is hilarity

Keith S said...

beth, what's the word about McClouth? Gonna miss more time?

ToddPacker said...

"wwl pic is hilarity"

yes it is

Keith S said...

Get the new TV hung up, TP?

ToddPacker said...

"Get the new TV hung up, TP?"

no... that's not gonna happen until next weekend... almost threw my (old man) back out bringing the old entertainment center and old tv upstairs

Beth said...

"beth, what's the word about McClouth? Gonna miss more time?"

They're saying only another few games but then they also said there's a chance he's going to have to go on the DL. I'm hoping it's nothing too serious but I'm worried it's worse than they're letting on.

ToddPacker said...

lunch

Keith S said...

Ratard

Keith S said...

Michael Irvin & Chuck Liddell on dancing w/ the stars

Keith S said...

Also, Kathy Ireland

El Padrino said...

women in military

El Padrino said...

oh mike irvin had to, he prolly begged to be on that show

El Padrino said...

natalie coughlin

El Padrino said...

joanna krupa is hot no?

El Padrino said...

mya is hot

El Padrino said...

kelly osbourne is not

Keith S said...

"joanna krupa is hot no?"

Yeah. And a giant cunt

blue said...

nobody likes giant cunts, unless they're giant cocks

Meiz said...

I'm not dead

El Padrino said...

ice is hard to make i guess

El Padrino said...

hole in one

El Padrino said...

usain bolt is fast

El Padrino said...

hey meiz

blue said...

i do not have a hole in one

El Padrino said...

cadillac

Keith S said...

Newspaper

Keith S said...

Free life size poster for LP

El Padrino said...

yeah sorry times had some good shit today

isiah thompson said...

stop talking about that dancing show.

stop.

isiah thompson said...

when was the last time tiger was dominant?

1997/98? tiger slam?

good thing he was joking.

in the last 3 weeks tiger went 1, 1, 2 and it's a disappointment.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Audrina wanted to be on dancing with the stars, but MTV stopped it. WFT, her in those dresses would have been chub unlike osbourne and macy gray

blue said...

MTV sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

stop talking about golf

stop

isiah thompson said...

paint drying greater > that dancing show.

isiah thompson said...

stop talking about golf

stop

and you know you were going crazy bc your boy won.

DET

(s)

isiah thompson said...

office pool for the powerball joint, now I have to go to the atm and get that cash money.

I can't be the guy who doesn't put in on the winning tix.

El Padrino said...

i've lost about $1000 in office pools, been giving $3 a week for ever nerve won shit

Meiz said...

Mad busy, yo

Meiz said...

I shot 85. In your face, smartmouth as.

Meiz said...

And I even made a 10 on the 18th.

Meiz said...

And I caught a very nice bass.

Pics to follow, once my sister emails me them.

blue said...

so you played 9 holess

got it.

blue said...

i caught you a delicious bass

Meiz said...

"titanium club in the 60's jack would have doubled"


No you dumbass. The playing field would still be level.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pwned

Meiz said...

"king tem said...

by the by i'll have completed step 2 of operation get deke madden cheap today."



YES! King Tem = MVP

Gimme your address

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

"May 5th"

day after my birthday"



And that day is...?

Meiz said...

"isiah thompson said...

this jap is giving tiger all he can handle.

hory mackarar!

August 16, 2009 5:35 PM
Blogger isiah thompson said...

Here comes the gook!

August 16, 2009 6:00 PM
Blogger isiah thompson said...

for the record I was talking about the "real" gook and not Tiger.

August 16, 2009 6:09 PM
Blogger isiah thompson said...

Tiger is playing like he has a fucking vajeen."




Best sequence of the weekend. Big Aitch.

Meiz said...

"isiah thompson said...

I think I might create and market a pencil thin set of sunglasses for gooks.

multi-billy* idear* right there"



Somebody was on fire this weekend.

blue said...

wait, you guys comment on here on the weekends?

isiah thompson said...

i've lost about $1000 in office pools, been giving $3 a week for ever nerve won shit

the one time you don't play they'll win.

Meiz said...

David L Wright

El Padrino said...

of course, which is why i still pay up

El Padrino said...

thought cain kilt him

blue said...

he might have...it could be one of those liam neeson's wife type deaths

isiah thompson said...

deke did you play the US Open course?

isiah thompson said...

so is Bert* back?

El Padrino said...

automatic doors - mooslim

Meiz said...

"deke did you play the US Open course?"


Yeah, it was easy, considering how poorly I drove the ball.

tem said...

"YES! King Tem = MVP

Gimme your address"

give me yours. i'll put mine in the packet.

tem said...

or i'll shoot you the addy on face book.

El Padrino said...

fucking mma, another joke fight

that carano bitch got DEEEEEEEEEstroyed as keef mentioned

the more hype the bigger the ass whooppin

El Padrino said...

yo, big picture of notorious big daughter in daily news today

i gasped

El Padrino said...

i was at a cuban party sat night with a live mariachi band

when the dood walked in i took cover because he was dressed like Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

dope outfit, need to rock that shit one day before i die

isiah thompson said...

Yeah, it was easy, considering how poorly I drove the ball.

nice work then

tem said...

"that carano bitch got DEEEEEEEEEstroyed as keef mentioned

the more hype the bigger the ass whooppin"


anyone who had watched her fights and cyborgs fights knew she'd get creamed.

i am surprised she almost made it one round.

blue said...

i've got nothting right about now

El Padrino said...

this may come as a shock to some of you but El P is a phenominal dancer

Keith S said...

EP, what site do you use for that big suicide fooyball* pool? I just got an invite for some $30k pool

Meiz said...

"or i'll shoot you the addy on face book."


There you go.

I figured you'd want payed before sending to me.

Keith S said...

this may come off as complete BS to some of you but El P is a phenominal dancer


*fized

Keith S said...

"I shot 85. In your face, smartmouth as."

Fucking Pecos

Meiz said...

I bought another 5 for 5 last night

isiah thompson said...

female MMA

::hot sauce::

Meiz said...

"Fucking Pecos"


Hater in the house

isiah thompson said...

I bought another 5 for 5 last night

a week's worth of dinners?

how many can you finish in one sitting?

Meiz said...

HateHateHateHateHateHateHateHate
HateHateHateHateHateHateHateHate

El Padrino said...

"EP, what site do you use for that big suicide fooyball* pool? I just got an invite for some $30k pool"

cant access it here but i believe it officepools or pool.com

minez is up to 69K already

El Padrino said...

yo the jersey neighborhood i was in for that party had cmep shook and i almost got into a fight, in which i probably would have been stabbed

Meiz said...

"how many can you finish in one sitting?"


All of 'em, but I limit myself to 2 or 3 due to fatness and poorness.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this may come as a shock to some of you but El P is a phenominal dancer"

no surprise, low center of gravity, science

isiah thompson said...

what's a kaboodle? (caboodle?)

El Padrino said...

kaboodle = like a package of things

i think

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats what merriman says

El Padrino said...

like the whole kit and kaboodle

is that a saying?

El Padrino said...

did t set up a LOA cheat sheet

isiah thompson said...

like the whole kit and kaboodle

is that a saying?

yeah, wft is a kaboodle?

isiah thompson said...

"I'll have a kaboodle please"

"I'll take a 3 of those and a kaboodle of those also"

"I really kaboodled that ho"

?

tem said...

the whole kitten kaboodle would be HDH.

El Padrino said...

ray ray pumping up the ravens

good lord i'm readu for some footyball

Meiz said...

The hole kitten caboodle

El Padrino said...

i nearly typed that but caught myself, would have garnered many laughs i'm sure

El Padrino said...

how do those mexicans and criminals afford front row raider tickets?

blue said...

oh i thought it was canoodle


the whole kitten canoodle

El Padrino said...

sorry on the dwts comment but cmep watches this shit and Frank the Tank's wife aka Ari gold's wife is also on it

blue said...

she's a cougar

tem said...

what is an ari gold?

blue said...

it's a jeremy piven

tem said...

sitting in the car shop...damn car maintenance.

tem said...

jeremy piven is married to frank the tanks ex wife?

tem said...

saw gi joe friday.

it was good enough.

blue said...

"jeremy piven is married to frank the tanks ex wife?"

in theory

blue said...

you bring your computer to the car repair shop?

isiah thompson said...

it was good enough.


tolt* you

blue said...

your face is tolt you

tem said...

i do bring my computer there.

my work computer is a laptop.

tem said...

i'm not allowed to leave it at work.

i could have left it in the car, but waiting is best with the laptop.

tem said...

taking car to shop in early afternoon means short work day.

tem likes that.

tem said...

should be home and relaxing by 3:30pm


EST

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wow we might make newer today

tem said...

might

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