Thursday, August 13, 2009

Here's your request and dedication...

I gotta say, I miss hearing Casey Kasem on the radio. I used to listen to AT40 every Sunday morning. It was fantastic. My favorite part of the show was always the long distance request. I mean it didn't matter what was going wrong in your life. Wife left you? Lost your house? Injured in a freak smelting accident? Just request a song from "Casey" (his real name is Kamel Amin Kasem), and every thing would be ok.

In that spirit, I'd like to send out a couple requests and dedications.

First to EP, I'd like to dedicate "Wishing on a Star." Don't worry, little buddy, someday someone will ask you to grab something off the top shelf. Until then, keep trying to convince yourself that you're average height.

Next, I'm sending out Shaggy's "It wasn't me" to Rick Pitino. The reason for this is two fold. First, you know he nailed that girl in many freaky places. Second, I'm sure he tried the "wasn't me" defense at first.

Lastly, "I kissed a girl" goes out to Beth. Either by Jill Sobule or Katie Perry, whichever you prefer. No further explanation required.

So the Flyin Hawaiian got a beer tossed on him last night. I didn't see the play, but I imagine it took some good concentration to still make the catch. Given the way he went crazy on that umpire on Sunday, I'm surprised Shane didn't pull a Ron Ron and go into the stands. Stay classy, Chicago.

This is getting long so I will just say that it takes a lot of efforting to post from a blackberry.

That's all for today. Read, laugh, comment. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Beth said...

"Lastly, "I kissed a girl" goes out to Beth. Either by Jill Sobule or Katie Perry, whichever you prefer."

Well Jill Sobule's "I Kissed a Girl" is a MUCH better song (I actually have the CD it's off of) but Katy Perry is much hotter. So that's a tough choice there.

Beth said...

Nice post again Aitch. You should've had this slot from the very beginning as it turns out.

Steve said...

"casey kasem"

anybody hear that clip where he goes off and start dropping f bombs?

Aitch said...

Thanks Beth. Hopefully I don't lose any speed off my fastball

Aitch said...

Beth, how has that kid Hanson been pitching lately? Obviously I don't follow much Braves baseball up here.

Aitch said...

I hate it when customers don't tip me. I hate it even more when they pay with a 20, take all my change and STILL don't tip me.

Aitch said...

I had a lawyer in my car 2 weeks ago. I dropped her off at a tow company because her car had been impounded. $25 fare, she gave me a 20 and a 5. She went in then comes running out asking if I could break 100. What nerve!

I told her I only had 90 on me. She was so desperate that she took it. I created a $10 tip. Some people deserve to be cheated.

Beth said...

"Beth, how has that kid Hanson been pitching lately?"

He's actually been doing great and is so far living up to all the expectations. He's 7-2 with a 3.05 ERA (and his ERA is significantly lower if you take out his bad major league debut of 6 earned runs in 6 innings).

Beth said...

So H, I guess I'm not the only one on LOV that likes screwing lawyers. :-)

El Padrino said...

go fuck a goat h

El Padrino said...

me and wes welker are the same height so in de face

Jugdish said...

wes welker is short...got it!

Jugdish said...

according to espn you're a half inch taller than wes welker, unless you were lying to us about being 5'9 and a half

Jugdish said...

jug called in sick yesterday to take a mental health day off, it was suite

Aitch said...

"me and wes welker are the same height so in de face"

Wes Welker has never claimed to be average height. In fact, on radio interviews he even jokes about being short.

Checkmate.

Aitch said...

"So H, I guess I'm not the only one on LOV that likes screwing lawyers. :-)"

This produced a major LOL.

Seriously though. You're gonna have me take you to pick up your impounded benz, flash a roll of hundreds, and have the balls to not tip me?

El Padrino said...

"Wes Welker has never claimed to be average height. In fact, on radio interviews he even jokes about being short.

Checkmate."

blessed be, that's all I have to say

El Padrino said...

this senator needs to sit a few out

Aitch said...

This is why the world hates us.

Old story but still worth a mention

tem said...

"Seriously though. You're gonna have me take you to pick up your impounded benz, flash a roll of hundreds, and have the balls to not tip me?"

she didn't get rich by giving money away.

tem said...

saw the beer play at wrigley. what a douche in the stands to do that. threw basically a whole beer on victorino.

it was a definite "did i just see what i thought i saw?" moment.

then the guy ran his mouth and got tons of shit thrown at him. of course security only yelled at the 1 phillies fan who was throwing shit and let the cubs fans have at it.

El Padrino said...

that's a good point tem

tem said...

then charlie manuel came out to argue but halfway out to the ump he forgot what he was doing so just talked to the ump for like 10 seconds.

Jugdish said...

threw basically a whole beer on victorino.


what a waste of a good beer too!

tem said...

"that's a good point tem"

i like to make that point, but seriously, she's a bitch for not tipping. i hate people who don't tip. i really hate rich people who don't tip.

tem said...

what a waste of a $10 watered down beer too!


*fixed

El Padrino said...

THIS, is what thefuck I'm talking about, great idear

Aitch said...

Fooyball players are the worse* tippers.

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

RIP LOVAD"


It'll be back in September

tem said...

because they are Patriots.

Aitch said...

I just saw a Samoan cop. In Massachusetts. That seems odd to me.

ToddPacker said...

good deal if you have to sqeeze a lot of flying in one month

ToddPacker said...

teachers are the worse* tippers.


*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"It'll be back in September"

is meiz moving or getting internets?

El Padrino said...

nfl online shop has a wash redskin vivk jersey

ns

Meiz said...

Bossman better get here soon. I gotta shit.

Meiz said...

"is meiz moving or getting internets?"


Moving, fool.

I can't live with a guy who said "I support white power" and "If their skin isn't white, they should all be dead or slaves".

Can't do it. Won't do it.

This is what I'm dealing with.

ToddPacker said...

bossman helps wipe?

tem said...

who is vivk?

tem said...

"I can't live with a guy who said "I support white power" and "If their skin isn't white, they should all be dead or slaves"."

good think you are white then.

otherwise he'd have kilt you.

ToddPacker said...

"This is what I'm dealing with."

wow, how the hell did you get hooked in with that in the first place?

El Padrino said...

"wow, how the hell did you get hooked in with that in the first place?"

yea really how did this happen, you didnt notice the swastika on his fo' head

ToddPacker said...

i guess meiz's roomie didn't vote for obama

El Padrino said...

i think i have a great idea for a vending machine

Beth said...

footlong mozz sticks vending machines?

El Padrino said...

no better!!

I can't contain my excitement, not sure I want to diverge into details since i have no capital to get this venture off the ground, don't want you haterz to rob my shit.

ToddPacker said...

"i think i have a great idea for a vending machine"

built-in step-stool?

El Padrino said...

diverge

true hdh

Steve said...

"can't live with a guy who said "I support white power" and "If their skin isn't white, they should all be dead or slaves".


EP is your roomate?

El Padrino said...

divulge

Jugdish said...

footlong mozz sticks vending machines?


hilarity

El Padrino said...

"EP is your roomate?"

libel

tem said...

diverge is grate.

not sure it is better than squire.

Jugdish said...

ep reminds me of kramer sometimes...othertimes, George Costanza

tem said...

"since i have no capital to get this venture off the ground"

like we do.

El Padrino said...

i may be short, egotistical, perverted, etc but i am not racist

El Padrino said...

"like we do."

blue has a mini mansion and a condo in myrtle beach

keef is walking around gilbert throwing cash at potential home sellers

you live in ohio so if you made 20K a year your a king and i klnow you make more than that

tem said...

you may refer to me as king tem then.

Meiz said...

"bossman helps wipe?"


I'm the only one here, smartface.

tem said...

i may even change my name

Meiz said...

"i guess meiz's roomie didn't vote for obama"


You guessed right

king tem said...

he should have voted more often.

blue said...

it's properly called a mcmansion

Beth said...

I'm bored with my profile pic so testing out a new one. Is this one SFW enough for everyone?

El Padrino said...

if i moved to ohio on my salary i would own many condo's

Steve said...

"libel"

::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

u see what i did there

Jugdish said...

hopefully meiz gets a suite, white robe since he lives there

Meiz said...

"wow, how the hell did you get hooked in with that in the first place?"


Roped him into letting me stay for $300/month

Steve said...

i'm getting the feel Beth is an asswoman.

Meiz said...

"I'm bored with my profile pic so testing out a new one. Is this one SFW enough for everyone?"


Yes, please.

I didn't care for the last one.

Jugdish said...

if i moved to ohio on my salary i would own many condo's


you wouldn't get your salary in Ohio...you'd get the 20k you mentioned

ToddPacker said...

"it's properly called a mcmansion"

how big is blue's mcmansion?

blue said...

darwin award nominee from Denver


dumbass

Meiz said...

"i may be short, egotistical, perverted, etc but i am not racist"


Yes you are. Everybody is. You're not a bigot. Everybody is racist to some degree.

Beth said...

"i'm getting the feel Beth is an asswoman"

That would not be inaccurate.

king tem said...

"u see what i did there"

no but my reader informed me.

blue said...

"how big is blue's mcmansion?"

not very big...like 1800sqft, with another 1000sqft of unfinished basement

El Padrino said...

"Yes you are. Everybody is. You're not a bigot. Everybody is racist to some degree."

your face is a racist

Meiz said...

"you live in ohio so if you made 20K a year your a king"


I need to move to Ohio

king tem said...

there are 2 people who sing "i kissed a girl"?

who sang theirs first?

king tem said...

"I need to move to Ohio"

it is called temhio now.

king tem said...

a new decree of mine.

blue said...

do you also decree that all movies shown there must suck

Meiz said...

"darwin award nominee from Denver"


Lakewood is not Denver.



Lakewood is where my family's cabin is.

blue said...

happened in Denver

blue said...

lakewood is like a town over, where all the bait is kept

Beth said...

"who sang theirs first?"

Jill Sobule by a bunch of years. But they are different songs with the same name, not the same song.

ToddPacker said...

"Jill Sobule by a bunch of years. But they are different songs with the same name, not the same song."

king tem didn't have cable back then

king tem said...

"do you also decree that all movies shown there must suck"

no, i am going to make a decree that the movies here must be = or > movies shown elsewhere.

El Padrino said...

HEY, stop MASTURBATING on the train fucko

king tem said...

"king tem didn't have cable back then"

eggzactly

Meiz said...

"lakewood is like a town over, where all the bait is kept"


Lakewood is in fact where bait can be found, but is in Wisconsin.

Jugdish said...

Lakewood is also the Joel Osteen Church, formally the Compaq Center.

No bait there as far as I know.

king tem said...

then lakewood ohio shall also have bait.

king tem said...

"Lakewood is also the Joel Osteen Church, formally the Compaq Center.

No bait there as far as I know."

they have jailbait there from time to time.

Jugdish said...

that's true

Beth said...

"king tem didn't have cable back then"

Nor a radio apparently.

And Sobule's song was in 1995, I just looked it up. I was 17 at the time - young and impressionable...

Meiz said...

"Lakewood is also the Joel Osteen Church"


I must petition the town of Lakewood, WI to change it's name.

blue said...

joel osteen?

is that the kid in 6th sense...he annoys me

blue said...

And Sobule's song was in 1995, I just looked it up. I was 17 at the time - young and impregnable....

*fized

El Padrino said...

"I just looked it up. I was 17 at the time - young and impressionable..."

man if we met at 17....

oh boy

king tem said...

"Nor a radio apparently. "

maybe i only listened to live performances back then.

king tem said...

beth is 30 now?

Beth said...

Are you kidding? At 17 I couldn't stand "yankees" (and by that we meant anyone from the North, not just the baseball team), you wouldn't have stood a chance.

ns

Beth said...

"beth is 30 now?"

Shhhh, not so loud.

ToddPacker said...

"beth is 30 now?"

king tem is good at writing math papers

blue said...

see king tem, if you click on the picture with the great ass, you'll see how old beth is.

king tem said...

beth's clock is ticking.

fmbeth better get a move on.

king tem said...

"see king tem, if you click on the picture with the great ass, you'll see how old beth is."

all i see is a picture of a great ass.

blue said...

after 30 do you bi-chicks switch back to chicks or something?

blue said...

or will she turn back into a pumpkin

Meiz said...

MY boss is so crooked

blue said...

*plumpkin

El Padrino said...

"Are you kidding? At 17 I couldn't stand "yankees" (and by that we meant anyone from the North, not just the baseball team), you wouldn't have stood a chance.

ns"

racist

Beth said...

"beth's clock is ticking"

The clock only matters if you want kids.

Beth said...

"racist"

Ummm, being from up North isn't a "race". I was (and still am to some extent) a "regionist".

king tem said...

temhioians are the better.

Meiz said...

"Interests

My fiance"



Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

El Padrino said...

ghey

Beth said...

I only put him on there cause he's over 6 feet.

Beth said...

So I guess I'm a "heightist" too then.

king tem said...

beth is a hater.

blue said...

best buy should sell tvs for 9.99

El Padrino said...

blue burns cutler jersey in backyard

El Padrino said...

"best buy should sell tvs for 9.99"

in ohio they do

Jugdish said...

blue burns cutler jersey in backyard


he was probably masturbating into that jersey less than a year ago

Jugdish said...

s

king tem said...

in temhio they do not.

El Padrino said...

"he was probably masturbating into that jersey less than a year ago"

explains why it took so long to burn, everyone knows semen is flame retardant

blue said...

"he was probably masturbating into that jersey less than a year ago"

aja, there was a large group of people who didn't like cutler before he became a douche...

i wasn't a superfan of his, but he was good enough on the field, and a complete jackass off.

king tem said...

"best buy should sell tvs for 9.99"

saw that article.

was hilarious. people actually thought they'd get a $4,500 tv for 10 bucks.

king tem said...

"everyone knows semen is flame retardant"

if this is true i did not know it.

blue said...

"was hilarious. people actually thought they'd get a $4,500 tv for 10 bucks."

i bet there is a lawyer willing to take their case for free...

blue said...

has to break some sort of advertising laws.

king tem said...

"has to break some sort of advertising laws."

does not.

it was clearly a mistake and not false advertising.

king tem said...

0% chance anyone sues and wins

king tem said...

donte stallworth out all year.

suspended.

blue said...

"it was clearly a mistake and not false advertising."

was it, or was it a grand scheme to get tons of traffic to their website and their name out in the interwebs

king tem said...

"was it, or was it a grand scheme to get tons of traffic to their website and their name out in the interwebs'

it was what i said it was.

Jugdish said...

he is the king

blue said...

only in ohio

blue said...

you are not a marketing genius, so you don't know the answer to that questions

blue said...

all i have to do is convince 12 people that best buy has marketing geniuses working for them

Jugdish said...

only in ohio

it happened in Ohio

king tem said...

"ou are not a marketing genius, so you don't know the answer to that questions"

says you

Meiz said...

"was it, or was it a grand scheme to get tons of traffic to their website and their name out in the interwebs"


Its all fixed

blue said...

it happened in colorado too

Jugdish said...

you're not a king though

Aitch said...

God I hate foreigners! $76 fare, $4 tip

Jugdish said...

i might take a cab like once every 10 years...do you tip a cab driver like a waiter percentage wise?

blue said...

why would i tip a cabbie?

El Padrino said...

aitch many people think rides over certain amount include tip

$76 is alot, where did you take him from the airport to Bangor?

Jugdish said...

keef usually tips with the extra money he gets back on his security deposits

El Padrino said...

do you run a meter or is your cab more of a car service?

blue said...

i'm confused as to why i would tip? because of your jovial attitude?

i'm not being a cheapskate, i've never rode in a cab (ns), so i'm asking out of real inquiry

El Padrino said...

"i might take a cab like once every 10 years...do you tip a cab driver like a waiter percentage wise?"

the way i do it is for every $5 in fare I tip a dollar

so $10 = $2
$15 = $3
$20 = $4

and so on

El Padrino said...

i was just thinking about eggs and how important they are to everything we eat

Beth said...

"the way i do it is for every $5 in fare I tip a dollar"

Everyone else just calls this 20%.

Aitch said...

"i may be short"

So EP finally admits that he's short and no one ranks on him?

Jugdish said...

So EP finally admits that he's short and no one ranks on him?


its a daily occurance...the short jokes

king tem said...

"Everyone else just calls this 20%."

this^^^

El Padrino said...

"So EP finally admits that he's short and no one ranks on him?"

fool

El Padrino said...

"Everyone else just calls this 20%."

hello! no shit...

Meiz said...

I've been in a cab one time, other than in Vegas, and that dude did NOT get a tip. In fact, in hindsight I should have gotten out and bolted. He would have never found me.

El Padrino said...

"Everyone else just calls this 20%."

hello! no shit...

Meiz said...

"hello! no shit..."


another keeper

Beth said...

Wow, maybe cause I'm a former waitress but I can't believe it's not standard knowledge that you tip cabbies. You've got my sympathy there aitch.

Aitch said...

Ok. 10 - 15% is customary.

Meter unless it is to an airport trip, then it is a flat rate. Meter is $3 per mile. This trip was to the airport. It was 32 miles to the airport. On the meter that would run $96 + 5.25 for the toll. Instead it is a flat 76.

When u factor in that it takes about 2 hours of my day, yea a shitty tip sucks.

El Padrino said...

again, for flat rate trips customers sometimes think the tip is included

ToddPacker said...

too much new day rising on the ipod = bad tip

Meiz said...

"again, for flat rate trips customers sometimes think the tip is included"


This would never ever cross my mind

ToddPacker said...

"In fact, in hindsight I should have gotten out and bolted. He would have never found me."


were you hanging with teej that night?

El Padrino said...

"This would never ever cross my mind"

airport trips via car service where i live includes tip

not the yella cabs but black cars

Aitch said...

"i'm confused as to why i would tip? because of your jovial attitude?

i'm not being a cheapskate, i've never rode in a cab (ns), so i'm asking out of real inquiry"

Same as a waiter or bartender. It is an expected part of using the service. You tip based on the driver's courtesy, safety, whether he wad on time, etc.

ToddPacker said...

"i'm not being a cheapskate, i've never rode in a cab (ns), so i'm asking out of real inquiry"

blue, have you ever taken an airport shuttle to a hotel or rental car place... you should tip that guy too

Keith S said...

Me & cmk's halloween costumes this year

ToddPacker said...

tipping talk is CoL

Keith S said...

"the way i do it is for every $5 in fare I tip a dollar

so $10 = $2
$15 = $3
$20 = $4"


What would it be for $25?

Aitch said...

EP, when they book a trip they're the rate and that it doesn't include a tip.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Me & cmk's halloween costumes this year"

aitch

Beth said...

Ok, the halloween costume link made me lol.

Keith S said...

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El Padrino said...

"What would it be for $25?"

your face

isiah thompson said...

nice post aitch

Meiz said...

"were you hanging with teej that night?"


Mischief at a DMB concert, cop wouldn't give me a ride to the campground 5 minutes away, instead took me to the cop shop 30 minutes away, had to split a huge fare that I didn't have the money for, had to borrow like $40 from Deluxe. Should have jetted when we got to the campground.

Keith S said...

LP, when did you start your own cosmetics company?

isiah thompson said...

IN YOU FACE!

Dante Stallworf*

Keith S said...

"cop wouldn't give me a ride to the campground 5 minutes away, instead took me to the cop shop 30 minutes away, had to split a huge fare that I didn't have the money for, had to borrow like $40 from Deluxe. Should have jetted when we got to the campground."

It's not the cabbie's fault that you were 30 minutes away.

Meiz said...

"It's not the cabbie's fault that you were 30 minutes away."


It took him an hour to get me there, but that's not the point.

Meiz said...

I blame nobody but myself. I should have ran.

Keith S said...

Les Paul, kilt

ToddPacker said...

why would someone want to kilt les paul?

ToddPacker said...

les was pretty old

Meiz said...

Les was a magnificent sonofabitch

isiah thompson said...

fuck les paul

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

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isiah thompson said...

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isiah thompson said...

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