Monday, August 17, 2009

GOT EVN

License Plate

Saw GOT EVN on some chick's mustang. She was OK enough looking. She should have asked for a boob job instead of a Mustang. Also when did the Mustang become a chick car? I must have missed the memo. I know the Eclipse is a chick sports car, but I was unaware that the Mustang was too. People need to read me these memos.

mini temrant

WFT is with the articles I read ranking the recruiting classes of 2011??? Jebus Chris, I don't even know where to start. 2011 is a long way away, stop it. I wish I was allowed to shoot people legally.

mini temwoe

Approaching what would have been my 2yr anniversary. It is weird how one decision can change your life so much. I mean it wasn't like I didn't know cancelling a wedding was a huge decision, but if I had known where it would lead me I wouldn't have cancelled it. OK, maybe I would have and I guess that proves that it was the right decision, but damn chain reaction events be tough, you. By the by I wrote that part while kinda drunk last night. I guess I'll leave it in.

mini temrant 2

Why is it OK that the new Michael Strahan sitcom is called Brothers??? Would it be OK if it was called that and about 2 white guys? I say no...You know what, if it was it would be called Two and a Half Men. Yeah, Strahan's new show is basically Two and a Half Black Men. They should have just called it that. Or just Black Two and a Half Men. At least then I'd know the plot ahead of time. I'd still watch it. Although they showed 3 jokes on the commercials and 2 were about his teeth. It's got that wheelchair guy in it too. I like him, he is funny. Sucks for him that he is in a wheelchair.

mini temmentary

This Big Bang Theory show isn't too bad. I mean it is pretty dorky, but I guess I kind of like dorky. I get the jokes and that makes me feel better about myself. Smart people jokes are A OK.

Sports Talk

Nice ending to the preseason game last night. L Pad was probably jumping for joy. Was on the phone while I watching it so I had it on mute. Still haven't got to hear Chucky talk. From what I hear he isn't terrible. Good for him.

Nationals signed that good pitcher. I wonder when he will show up and pitch for them. They suck so bad they minus well throw him out there tomorrow. The results will be similar.

Paulus will start at QB for the Orange. Wow. Just wow. They must suck a lot. I can't imagine him making it through the whole year as a starter. I don't get it. I guess the coach thinks they have a shot at doing something this year...otherwise it might have been better to let a young guy get some experience. Is this coach on the hot seat? I can't remember if he is new or old. If he is old he is probably on the hot seat.


tem movie review

Big Fan


This movie is coming out soon. It is some sort of cartoon from those cartoony guys. It is done in super cool CGI or whatever. Anyway, this movie is about some scientist's plan to stop global warming. He is going to build a big fan to cool the world down.

So he goes about his business trying to get funding to build this big fan, but nobody wants to give him money. Really none of this part of the movie was funny. I am not sure why anyone would watch it. Finally he decides to put a 2nd mortgage on his house and build his big fan. Of course I don't get how the numbers add up there, but whatever.

So he builds his big fan and turns it on. It basically blows the shit out of Kansas. Trailers fly everywhere. It is a success, everyone is happy. The people who just had their shit blown away don't seem too happy, but the government is, so the scientist gets all his bills paid and they move the big fan out to sea.

The big fan blows the cool air down from the north pole onto the US and Canada. In a mini story arc it is discovered that the scientist did in fact make it an oscillating fan, so Canada can get cool too.

Then the movie ends. I guess that was it.

I can't say I really got this movie, but the animation was great.

1 helmet sticker out of 5.

546 comments:

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Steve said...

Big Bang Theory is a great show.

Steve said...

"Approaching what would have been my 2yr anniversary."

Tem needs to get laid.

Steve said...

I have to turn in an expense report. Everytime I do bossman make the standard "8.00 for breakfast?!?!" joke.

He gets a kick out it.

I find it annoying.

Beth said...

"Tem needs to get laid"

I'm assuming (hoping) Tem has been laid after the called off wedding.

Beth said...

And about chicks and Mustangs, it's funny cause I'm seeing that more and more. A woman I work with has a white Mustang with double orange racing stripes running over the hood and roof and it's about as loud as a jet engine. WFT is up with that?

But she's ahead of Tem, she has the Mustang AND a boob job.

Beth said...

I'm bored with my profile pic so time for a new one.

Keith S said...

It's early

Beth said...

Yeah, way too early for Mr. As.

ToddPacker said...

meetings today:

9:00am
10:30am
11:30am
1:00pm
2:30pm

woe

Beth said...

Damn tp, and how many of those meetings will actually accomplish something? 1? Maybe 2?

ToddPacker said...

"Damn tp, and how many of those meetings will actually accomplish something? 1? Maybe 2?"

1 or 2 sounds right... we are moving to a new ofice in dec.... 2 of these meeting are about the move

Jugdish said...

2 of these meeting are about the move



I'd like my new office near the bathroom please.


/tp


wadr

Beth said...

I'd like my new office near the hot chick please.

*fixed

Jugdish said...

tp: put my office near that hot, young secretary!

tp's bossman: tp, she is 54 years old

Aitch said...

TP has been around a while. 54 is young to him.

Aitch said...

It was 81 degrees at 6:30 am EST. I love summer

Aitch said...

I worked the Countryfest on Saturday. Good lord were there some beautiful women in not much clothing.

Aitch said...

Aw crap did everyone leave?

Aitch said...

I don't have the energy for a run...

Aitch said...

...I don't think so anyways

Aitch said...

Tem I think someone asked if you have been laid since calling off the wedding.

It was a good question.

blue said...

"Tem I think someone asked if you have been laid since calling off the wedding"

exfemtem was giving him the goods long after they temgaged

Aitch said...

Tem
Meiz

Anyone else on LOV that needs to get laid?

blue said...

i seem to remember a slumpbuster mixed in there somewhere

blue said...

"Anyone else on LOV that needs to get laid?"

depends on who is offering..i'm just not that attracted to you aitch

Aitch said...

Funny blue.

Nah I already told tem if he was ever in Boston I would find a chick to service him.

blue said...

ah, some southy chicks.

got it.

Aitch said...

If he was a lawyer Beth would have already taken care of it.

tem said...

"I'm assuming (hoping) Tem has been laid after the called off wedding."

safe assumption

Aitch said...

There are some hot girls from Southie

DET!

tem said...

"I worked the Countryfest on Saturday. Good lord were there some beautiful women in not much clothing."

this is part of the reason why country music is the better

Aitch said...

Good to hear tem

tem said...

"i seem to remember a slumpbuster mixed in there somewhere"

negative. only exfemtem.

Aitch said...

We know meiz won't go the slumpbuster route.

tem said...

but i do need to get laid.

i don't know of a time when i don't.

maybe right after getting laid, but even then would be ok.

tem said...

"We know meiz won't go the slumpbuster route."

i'd go the slumpbuster route if i didn't have to work hard for it. no sense putting any effort into a slumpbuster.

Aitch said...

"this is part of the reason why country music is the better"

Erroneous.

Country music is still the worse*

tem said...

it'd be like a preseason game.

2 drives and then i'm out.


wait that sounds terrible.

hmm...

it'd be like a preseason game.

i'd try for the first 2 drives and then cruise the rest of the way.


that's better.

tem said...

"Country music is still the worse*'


ATD

Jugdish said...

Country music is still the worse*


ETEO

Beth said...

"maybe right after getting laid, but even then would be ok."

TP is jealous, it probably takes him like a week to recover.

wadr

El Padrino said...

"I worked the Countryfest on Saturday. Good lord were there some beautiful women in not much clothing."

kenny chesney is a pussy magnet

Aitch said...

ATD

::skirt steak (with hot sauce)::

tem said...

ATD = agree to disagree

Beth said...

And Keith, you asked about McLouth yesterday - sure enough they've placed him on the DL.

tem said...

actually going here tonight with exfemtem.

El Padrino said...

mmm hot dogs

/ep

blue said...

so tem is looking to get laid tonight....got it.

El Padrino said...

tem i could care less and not judging here but if your still porking exemtem why not get back together or is it more complicated than that

El Padrino said...

actually i do care, i want you to be happy

Aitch said...

ExcmH was at countryfest. she's a big fan.

All the songs sound the same to me. A banjo, a fiddle and a twangy singer and you have 90% of all country songs.

El Padrino said...

country sucks is the general consensus on lov

keef especially thinks so

it's ok, i hate most of it

El Padrino said...

carrie underwood is an angel and i can listen to her sing about dogshit

Aitch said...

Beth, Alana Blanchard. I think you would approve of that ass

Jugdish said...

All the songs sound the same to me. A banjo, a fiddle and a twangy singer and you have 90% of all country songs.


stop it...most country songs nowadays don't have a banjo or steel guitar.

that's like saying all rock songs are electric guitar and someone screaming, or all rap songs is some saying fuck a lot of times along with some bass

Jugdish said...

carrie underwood is an angel and i can listen to her sing about dogshit



yes

tem said...

"All the songs sound the same to me. A banjo, a fiddle and a twangy singer and you have 90% of all country songs."

exactly. it has to be easy for the dumb people in the audience to memorize and sing along.

Jugdish said...

it's ok, i hate most of it


didn't you say you like Johnny Cash? That is old school country. It is strange to me that you like him, but no others. If you like Cash, you would like Jamey Johnson

tem said...

"tem i could care less and not judging here but if your still porking exemtem why not get back together or is it more complicated than that"


i'm glad you could care less, that means you care.

it is more complicated than that.

i don't pork her though. not since february.

tem said...

"If you like Cash, you would like Jamey Johnson"

jamey johnson looks like a homeless man.

Jugdish said...

jamey johnson looks like a homeless man.


troof

blue said...

does she always want to get married after you guys bone?

El Padrino said...

"didn't you say you like Johnny Cash? That is old school country. It is strange to me that you like him, but no others. If you like Cash, you would like Jamey Johnson"

i like cash because i like the movie have not heard everything he's done, i'll peep game on the homeless guy

El Padrino said...

"actually i do care, i want you to be happy"

not gay at all

tem said...

"does she always want to get married after you guys bone?"

no.

Beth said...

"Beth, Alana Blanchard. I think you would approve of that ass"

Just looked her up and you're right, although I couldn't find any great pics of her butt. Plus, she's an athlete (surfer) so she gets bonus points for that.

Beth said...

"i don't pork her though. not since february"

No wonder you need to get laid, it's been a long time since February.

tem said...

johnson's stuff out is a lot slower than some of cash's stuff.

johnson's released songs don't have the tempo of ring of fire or other songs like that.

tem said...

"No wonder you need to get laid, it's been a long time since February."

i know.

El Padrino said...

really hope texas wins the WC over Boston, such a fun team to watch

got like a preview option on fios for baseball package, like you can pick 5 weeks of free service and i picked the last week into tonight

been watching them the whole time

tem said...

days where we talk about how much i need to get laid are great.

Jugdish said...

i like cash because i like the movie have not heard everything he's done, i'll peep game on the homeless guy


Phoenix did a decent yob at covering some Cash songs.

Jugdish said...

johnson's released songs don't have the tempo of ring of fire or other songs like that.


troof. High Cost of Living is good. He's also written some songs that others have released that have a better tempo

tem said...

yeah but if el pad looks up some songs he's going to get 'in color' and 'the dollar.'

and the other one that i can't remember right now.

i bet those are too slow for l pad.

Beth said...

"days where we talk about how much i need to get laid are great"

Probably almost as good as days when we talk about the temgagement.

tem said...

AJA it doesn't really bother me.

blue said...

i need to get laid

ToddPacker said...

1 meeting down

Aitch said...

Beth

Beth said...

"AJA it doesn't really bother me"

Good cause I don't see anyone stopping even if it did.

Aitch said...

and Beth

Yw

Beth said...

I saw that one aitch, nice but not "wow!", and I think she has the potential for wow with the right angle and pic.

There's this one also.

Aitch said...

We linked the same pic

Nice ass pic i2i

Aitch said...

I think I broke a knuckle last night.

Woe

Damn temper

tem said...

"Good cause I don't see anyone stopping even if it did."

keith might.

tem said...

"I think I broke a knuckle last night.
"

what did you hit?

Meiz said...

"Also when did the Mustang become a chick car? I must have missed the memo. I know the Eclipse is a chick sports car, but I was unaware that the Mustang was too."



I've thought of Mustangs as chickish cars for a pretty long time now, with the exception of ones from the later 80s into the early 90s.

tem said...

"I've thought of Mustangs as chickish cars for a pretty long time now"

apparently it is true. i just never knew it.

Aitch said...

"what did you hit?"

Brick wall

Beth said...

I think it all depends on how you define "chick car". Mustangs are chick cars I guess in that chicks like to drive them. But it isn't only a car for chicks.

A true chick car in my opinion is like the VW bug or a BMW X3, where straight guys shouldn't be driving them.

El Padrino said...

good prank

El Padrino said...

there is a rebecca gayheart sextape

blue said...

there's no sex on that sextape though

blue said...

"A true chick car in my opinion is like the VW bug or a BMW X3, where straight guys shouldn't be driving them."

or a honda civic

Aitch said...

Rebecca Gayheart sextape.

INSOS

El Padrino said...

honda civic is not a chick car
by any means

Aitch said...

"Honda civic is not a chick car
by any means"

LP drives a civic. Got it.

El Padrino said...

used to, dont know why it's considered a chick car, it's a awesome whip, especially in a city enviorment

blue said...

civic is like a fat chick...

El Padrino said...

"there's no sex on that sextape though"

Lies. Fleshbot.

blue said...

it's them sitting around naked getting high and talking about their porn star names....there isn't any sex

El Padrino said...

"it's them sitting around naked getting high and talking about their porn star names....there isn't any sex"

the one on fleshbot too?

Meiz said...

This lady is really pissing me off.

ToddPacker said...

"or a honda civic"

or a chevy aveo



s

Meiz said...

"We know meiz won't go the slumpbuster route."

H, I am the slumpbuster.

Spaceman Spiff said...

so favre is on a plane to minny, expected to sign today

ToddPacker said...

2nd meeting in the books

ToddPacker said...

"H, I am the slumpbuster"

totp material

El Padrino said...

glazer is awesome

in you face mort

Meiz said...

"actually going here tonight with exfemtem."


Tem is a class-all-the-way kind of guy.

Meiz said...

Tem, facebook.

Meiz said...

"blue said...

i need to get laid"



Don't. You're already in hole by 2. Don't ruin a bad thing even more.

El Padrino said...

"Don't. You're already in hole by 2. Don't ruin a bad thing even more."

deke not sure if you are aware of this little thing called pregnancy but once you are pregnant you cant get re-pregnant by having sex

sex during pregnancy is actually quite awesome since two things can happen,

1) you don't have to pull out and 2) woman are hornier and have heightened senses and shit so they feel it better and might actually orgasm

El Padrino said...

blue's got a good 7 months to fuck away

Meiz said...

Nevermind, EP. I guess it went over your head.

Meiz said...

"blue's got a good 7 months to fuck away"


cmblue is more than 2 months pregnant

El Padrino said...

"Nevermind, EP. I guess it went over your head."

poor attempt, nothing goes over my head without me knowing

Meiz said...

"and might actually orgasm"




Probably shouldn't have said that with this audience

El Padrino said...

10-12MM for bert

Spaceman Spiff said...

pending physical, favre getting 10-12 milly$. dan patrick says the deal had been done for a while. just waiting out training camp as meiz mentioned favre hates

El Padrino said...

fuck farve
fuck farve
fuck farve
fuck farve
fuck farve

El Padrino said...

nobody puts john david booty in the corner

El Padrino said...

sage rosenfels just got punked

blue said...

what's a bert

Meiz said...

Favre's the best.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

country sucks is the general consensus on lov

I don't mind bluegrass. NS


Blue Moon of kentuck-eeeee keep on shine-n!

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

how does Mort still have a yob?

he should be doing human interest stories for a small station in south dakota.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

Pending A Physical ...... he's back. The saga of Brett Favre has taken another turn, with Chris Mortensen citing a source who says the 39-year-old QB will sign a $10-12 million deal with the Vikings.


GTFO ESPN!

Meiz said...

"tem i could care less and not judging here but if your still porking exemtem why not get back together or is it more complicated than that"


What is with you, and this insatiable need for companionship? You've called me lonely, you've called tem lonely. Has it never struck you that one can be alone and not be lonely? You say some things that a pretty lonely person would say, yet are in a metropolis of 8.3 million people.


Sorry. End mini mini temrant.

El Padrino said...

jay glazer >>>>>>>>>>mort

always

blue said...

fight fight

blue said...

elplonely

El Padrino said...

"Last week's accused subway perv admitted his business was in the open, but "explained", "My private parts fell out. I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back."



understanable, happens to me all the time

El Padrino said...

"What is with you, and this insatiable need for companionship? You've called me lonely, you've called tem lonely. Has it never struck you that one can be alone and not be lonely? You say some things that a pretty lonely person would say, yet are in a metropolis of 8.3 million people."

what's your deal

Meiz said...

gtfo

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

What is with you, and this insatiable need for companionship? You've called me lonely, you've called tem lonely. Has it never struck you that one can be alone and not be lonely? You say some things that a pretty lonely person would say, yet are in a metropolis of 8.3 million people.


So you're not getting back together with her?

/ep

s

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

elflonely

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP just has his own ideal which he thinks apply to everyone

-meet girl
-court girl
-marry girl
-get into massive debt/have chitlins
-stick it out no matter what just cuz(unless there is infidelity by woman(with a black guy))
-die

if you aint down with that, something is wrong with you

Spaceman Spiff said...

-put hot sauce on steaks at all times(just an oz. DET)

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

Are we putting EP on suicide watch? keep all footstools away from him in case he tries to hang himself.

s

blue said...

i'm tird

El Padrino said...

oh look, i'm being ostracized again

nevermind i wont take any interest in any of the personal comments on here from now on, all i asked tem was what's the deal, whenever he talks bout temgagement mad people blow him up about it

almost time to take my ball and go home

Meiz said...

I got nothing

El Padrino said...

"if you aint down with that, something is wrong with you"

love the way my words get twisted
if i were a athalete i'd be fighting with media everyday

blue said...

woe

Steve said...

just saw an add on a septic truck.


"We're #1 in the #2 business".


awesome.

Steve said...

tem hasn't done the dirty since Feb?

are you sure it still works?

Meiz said...

"oh look, i'm being ostracized again"


I didn't mean to come off as attackish, but I just don't get your Noah's Ark view of things.

Steve said...

"and might actually orgasm"


so, ep is horrible in the sack.

poor fmEP.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

anyone ever tried an Oreo Fun Stix?

pretty good

Meiz said...

"tem hasn't done the dirty since Feb?"


I shit on February.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

are you sure it still works?

if you don't use it you lose it.

Meiz said...

"poor fmEP."


cm

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

poor fmEP.


EP doesn't believe in divorce.

El Padrino said...

"I didn't mean to come off as attackish, but I just don't get your Noah's Ark view of things."


because i asked if they are having sex will they get back together?

or because i want to save all animals?

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

I didn't mean to come off as attackish, but I just don't get your Noah's Ark view of things.

::hot sauce::

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

or because i want to save all animals?


hilarity

El Padrino said...

"so, ep is horrible in the sack."

your face is horrible in the sack

El Padrino said...

"so, ep is horrible in the sack."

your face is horrible in the sack

and so is your mother

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

and so is your mother

as someone who has made sexy time with his mom, I assure you she is great in the sack.

Meiz said...

I'm hugely disappointed that nobody has ever made Zeke use "Steve Fucks My Mom".

Meiz said...

"::hot sauce::"



One girl for every guy, all across the land. That's the way its supposed to and needs to be.


Sorry if I use crummy analogies, again I'm a terrible typist.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

maybe you could deke if you'd lose those cranberries you got and actually bet someone sometime.

Steve said...

Steve's Mother Is Saint!!

Meiz said...

"maybe you could deke if you'd lose those cranberries you got and actually bet someone sometime."


I hate losing bets. Especially to you.

Meiz said...

Lets get Rev one of these.

El Padrino said...

funny

Meiz said...

Go look at Sparty. Sparty takes a dump on us with presentation.

tem said...

"are you sure it still works?"

it holds up well in practice, but i guess you don't know until you get in the game?

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

Lets get Rev one of these.

734 for the jersey number

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

Go look at Sparty. Sparty takes a dump on us with presentation.

::hot sauce::

blue said...

what's a sparty

El Padrino said...

i should buy this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"anyone ever tried an Oreo Fun Stix?"

is that a new variation of tummy stix


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i should buy this"

dont you like writing, write your own

elfootballmanifesto.blogspot.com

do it ns

El Padrino said...

not a bad idea

Spaceman Spiff said...

elfooyballmanifesto

*fized

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

I was at the grocery store this weekend, at the check-out stand....

guitar riff comes over the speaker, and the check out guy (40-ish) starts to bob his head and get into it, really get into it.

The song didn't ring a bell to me so I figured it was a new joint or something.

This guy was into it, really into it, almost "air guitaring" into it.

About 30 seconds later the chorus hits....

"this one's for the girls...

I figured dood would be embarrassed and try to play it off, but then I look up and he's like whispering/mumbling the words!

shit was hilarity.

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN:

John Madden is coming out of retirement.

tem said...

he is flying with bert.

only bert can get him to fly.

El Padrino said...

got the heidi playboy finally in the mail, she is showing nothing

GAY

Spaceman Spiff said...

"got the heidi playboy finally in the mail, she is showing nothing"

L Padrino

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

her faces looks retarded in some of those pics.

tem said...

ratarded too?

Meiz said...

efforting a little on wordpress. Wish I had internets at home.

blue said...

fuck it

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

wordpress is nazi'd for me.

Meiz said...

hm

Meiz said...

Okay. Fuck it, I guess.

tem said...

fuck it, fight it, it's all the same.

Meiz said...

If I delete it, we'll never be able to use lordzofvengeance.wordpress.com ever.

blue said...

that hurts my heart

Dammit, fmzeke IS real!!" said...

make it happen deke, maybe if we give this place a legit look we could get press credentials/field passes.

El Padrino said...

what's wordpress and why is it better

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont delete it meiz

blue said...

it's another blog setup

and it's better because it's on the other side of the fence

El Padrino said...

oh grass always greener

El Padrino said...

break on through to the other side

El Padrino said...

fuck sparty

tem said...

block

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