Tuesday, August 11, 2009

GOBKYIZ

License Plate

Today is the commonly seen GOBKYIZ. This means Go Buckeyes for the license plate deciphering impaired. I am not sure why they needed to Y, but whatever. There are approximately 1,000,000 such license plates in Columbus. Or at least variations thereof. I think the Buckeyes must be popular.

By the by Freak sent me an email with some funny license plates from around the US. They were funny as heck, I might not share them with you all because that's how I roll.

mini temrant

I am getting a little sick of movie starting times. They freaking list a movie starting at 8:00pm but the previews don't even start until 8:15 at the earliest. The dang movie won't come on for another 15 minutes. It is a little ridiculous. I don't want to walk in 10 minutes late and actually be 20 minutes early. In other news I will probably see GI Joe this weekend. Hopefully. I am hopeful that it is not ratarded.

Sports talk

Jose Rios to the Chisox. I guess they want to spend some money. Between him and Peavy I think they owe over $100 million. That's a lot of money for those two dudes. Expect heavy roster turnover for the Sox next season.

NASCAR race was Monday. Tony Stewart won. Whip de do. It was a road race. Back in the day Mark Martin used to be good at road racing. Now he is the worse. Not sure what happened. I think he might have stroked out and now can't make right turns.

Speaking of strokes I heard Lee Corso had one....Was it the Peter Gammons kind or the Dr. Z. kind? Why am I only hearing about this now? Because I am a little like L Pad I guess.

Lots of injuries in the NFL. No more than usual though. Plan your drafts accordingly. In my keeper auction, where this is my last year, my RBs were the bestest in 2004 or so. Larry Johnson, Joseph Addai, Jamal Lewis. I need a time masheen to take me to victory. I do have Javon Ringer, so maybe he'll come around for whoever manages the team in the future. I like me some fantasy football, but not with ratards who can't hold their blatters*.


tem movie review

All About Steve


This movie is coming out in September or something and good lord is it awesome. It is all about Steve. That's right. All About Steve is all about Steve. Our very own Steve gets another movie! After being a main player in What's Eating Gilbert Grape and then having a bit part in Something About Mary, Steve has hit it big time and has a movie all about him.

From morning to night the cameras follow him. It's like the Truman Show or that other movie that was basically the Truman Show but Matthew Mcwhatever was aware he was on camera. 24/7 of Steve. Can't miss movie. Will Steve find his baseball? Will Steve pass his spelling test? Answers to this and more can be found in All About Steve.

4 telmet stickers out of 5.

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Jugdish said...

By the by Freak sent me an email


getting an email from freak is like the US receiving another Osama video.

Jugdish said...

Expect heavy roster turnover for the Sox next season.



Dye has another year option, and Thome's contract is up as well.

tem said...

they can't/won't pay all those people to be average to above average players

blue said...

they can because they're rich

blue said...

they will because jug will advice them to

tem said...

why is tom cruise's son black?

tem said...

celeb 3:

john hughes
taco bell dog
that kennedy chick

Jugdish said...

I'm not too keen on the Rios pick up. I don't see Thome coming back next year, but Dye might. Quentin has sucked since coming off the DL...I need to see what his contract status is. Podsednik has been an excellent pickup this year.

tem said...

and yet they still aren't a playoff team.

Jugdish said...

they're in the hunt

they weren't picked to be one

some of their young guys are playing well

blue said...

"Podsednik has been an excellent pickup this year."

pods played well for the rox when he got a chance last year

tem said...

"some of their young guys are playing well"


yeah Lou Brown says there are two or three future all stars in there.

and the veterans are playing to form.

he really believes they are a contender now.

even though rachel phelps will never allow it.

El Padrino said...

i liked the movie review

El Padrino said...

tulo

blue said...

willie mayz hayes won't let that shit slip

and jake will for step up as a leader and push them over the top

blue said...

yeah, i guess tulo reads this shit because i called him a shitty hitter and he goes out and hits for the cycle with 7rbis.

and was robbed of a Grand Slam in the 2nd inning by the ump.

Jugdish said...

yeah Lou Brown says there are two or three future all stars in there.


i watched that movie last weekend...hilarity

tem said...

it all comes down to pitching.

Vaugh and Harris are like their only 2 pitchers. They need to get it done!

tem said...

"i watched that movie last weekend...hilarity"

same although it was on AMC, right before the NFL preseason game.

AMC bleeped out too much.

Then Pulp Fiction was on. Pulp Fiction on AMC has to be a 20 minute movie.

blue said...

"Vaugh and Harris are like their only 2 pitchers. They need to get it done!"

you don't need deep pitching when you have pedro cerrano

El Padrino said...

"and was robbed of a Grand Slam in the 2nd inning by the ump."

they reviewed it, they got it wrong after they fucking reviewed it?

tem said...

"you don't need deep pitching when you have pedro cerrano"

or reyes at short.

tem said...

no to mention Dorn is clutch.

blue said...

"they reviewed it, they got it wrong after they fucking reviewed it?"

the ball was like 40 feet over top of the fair pole...made it hard to see...plus that time of day the left field foul pole has the sun right behind it so the ball didn't show up very well on camera.

if you look at where the ball landed it would have had to make a funny zapruder type turn to be "foul"

El Padrino said...

ah, over the ol foul pole blast

blue said...

if the ump would have called it fair it would have been ruled fair after review...no way they could overrule the call on the field.

tem said...

"the ball was like 40 feet over top of the fair pole"

nerve heard it called the fair pole before.

only heard it called the foul pole.

was this HDH or do people really call it the fair pole in other parts of the US?

blue said...

some people call it the fair pole because if you hit the pole it's a fair ball.

not common language probably though.

blue said...

just me being an as.

Jugdish said...

vick to skins

El Padrino said...

hilarity

blue said...

skins would be interested...you know it

El Padrino said...

Pantsuit power!!!

Witnesses also say later that she peed on a tree outside the Congo region. They claim to say she was standing up the entire time.

blue said...

love it or leave it LP

tem said...

"some people call it the fair pole because if you hit the pole it's a fair ball."

indeed. just never heard it referred as such.

makes sense. i would not be shocked if people really called it that.

tem said...

is L pad hating America again?

El Padrino said...

bullocks, just making fun of Hizzary

El Padrino said...

corso stroke was a gammons type stroke tem

El Padrino said...

was watching basic instinct the other day and i know for sure mke douglas really fucked her on camera

the sex scene is so incredible

Meiz said...

"I might not share them with you all because that's how I roll."


Goddman holder outers

El Padrino said...

"Eunice Shriver, Special Olympics Founder, Dies At 88"


hang in there steve

tem said...

i don't like being called a holderouter

Meiz said...

"nerve heard it called the fair pole before.

only heard it called the foul pole."


I always try to call it the fair pole because its in fair territory

El Padrino said...

this box of frosted mini wheats are not properly frosted

El Padrino said...

the new prius

tem said...

"this box of frosted mini wheats are not properly frosted"

maybe they are just mini wheats.

Meiz said...

We should tell blogger to go fuck itself, and move to wordpress

tem said...

Why? What is wrong with blogger?

Isn't wordpress gay?

blue said...

wordpress just sounds gay

Meiz said...

Wordpress isn't questioning our legitimacy, and has many more options for layout, format, design.

I'd be interested in seeing how we'd do with threaded commenting.

blue said...

you go set it up meiz...i'll be over there in a bit.

blue said...

"I'd be interested in seeing how we'd do with threaded commenting"

:blank fart:

El Padrino said...

i think my landlord is stealing my playboys

tem said...

your wife is stealing your playboys?

El Padrino said...

josh hamilton quotes

El Padrino said...

"your wife is stealing your playboys?"

landlord

El Padrino said...

"I remember one time, I took -- in two days I took fifty-six Ecstasy pills."

blue said...

""I remember one time, I took -- in two days I took fifty-six Ecstasy pills.""

wow, i usually quit counting at 50 or so

tem said...

"landlord"

yeah, i said your wife.

Steve said...

"All About Steve"


This would be like watching Half Baked, Office Space and Ron Jeremy's Greatest hits all rolled into one.

blue said...

you're milton?

tem said...

Ron Jeremy fucks you?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Pantsuit power!!!"

L padrino

Beth said...

"this box of frosted mini wheats are not properly frosted"

Maybe you need to look on the other side of them.

Beth said...

And hey, my blond license plate made that list freak sent tem, cool!

s

Jugdish said...

hang in there steve

Ron Jeremy fucks you?



double steve hilarity

Jugdish said...

the new prius


with my commute I'd rarely use gas

isiah thompson said...

We should tell blogger to go fuck itself, and move to wordpress

nazi'd on wordpress

isiah thompson said...

Maybe you need to look on the other side of them.

hilarity, and stings the nostils all in one.

isiah thompson said...

the Volt would probably cost about $40,000 when it goes on sale in November 2010.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fucking stoopid US automakers still don't get it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz, threadedness on wordpress, is embedding of pics/video enabled

Spaceman Spiff said...

cuz that would be suite

El Padrino said...

ugh deadspin filling in for DP on today's radio show

isiah thompson said...

fuck deadspin

El Padrino said...

yea i keep saying that too but they are richer than me

El Padrino said...

naggin wives are the worst

Beth said...

"I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

Hilarity.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nagging > waterboarding

FACT

El Padrino said...

good point

El Padrino said...

they hate being called a nag too

it really bothers them, i made that mistake once

Jugdish said...

fucking stoopid US automakers still don't get it.


price will drop. didn't the prius start out at around the same price?

blue said...

price will definitely come down...but initial sticker will scare some folks off.

ToddPacker said...

emergency trip to the dentist yesterday = not fun

blue said...

and GM discounts the shit out of their vehicles.

a new Tahoe is like 45K sticker...but you can buy one for 27K with all the rebates and shit they have.

so you'll probably pay about 15k for the volt (s)

Beth said...

"they hate being called a nag too"

Thankfully I've never been called that but I can see how it would totally piss me off if I ever am called that.

ToddPacker said...

vicodin is good stuff

El Padrino said...

easy tp mays

ToddPacker said...

"it really bothers them, i made that mistake once"

i made that mistake more than once... a lot more

isiah thompson said...

price will definitely come down...but initial sticker will scare some folks off.

^This.

it's the perfect opportunity for US Automakers to thump their chests for a change and they end up pooping in their pants.

El Padrino said...

"i made that mistake more than once... a lot more"

you get the *GASP* reaction like you just called her a nazi or something

ToddPacker said...

"you get the *GASP* reaction like you just called her a nazi or something"

c-word reaction

El Padrino said...

mike smiff interviewing donte tonight on e:60

El Padrino said...

you notice how espn's coverage of big papi on the 03 list was so little compared to when arod was on the list?

Steve said...

"Volt"

we are way ahead of the rest of the world in compact energy storage. till now, most of the technology has been used for military purposes.

hopefully, if the volt flys on the lots, this will be the start of something.

Aitch said...

Even I have to agree with the Ortiz stuff. I think it is because he is more likable than A-Rod so the media cuts him more slack.

Keith S said...

Jose Rios is suite

ToddPacker said...

i'm eating jello and it hurts

woe

blue said...

oh, and it doesn't hurt that ESPN ♥ the sawks

Aitch said...

"Jose Rios is suite"

I noticed this but figured it was an inside joke that I didn't know about.

isiah thompson said...

we are way ahead of the rest of the world in compact energy storage. till now, most of the technology has been used for military purposes.


you sure about this? one of the biggest holdups with the volt and reason it got scrapped the first time was the time and money it took to create the batteries - GM didn't have the capabilities.

blue said...

GM is dum

mystery solved

El Padrino said...

what happened old man?

implant, root canal?

Meiz said...

"meiz, threadedness on wordpress, is embedding of pics/video enabled"


Yes, it can be arranged.

Keith S said...

mize

El Padrino said...

i fucking hate the dentist
and i know everyone does

El Padrino said...

"Hey food snob, make with the posts"

your wish is my command

Jugdish said...

Even I have to agree with the Ortiz stuff. I think it is because he is more likable than A-Rod so the media cuts him more slack.




part of it is that, but part of it is that ball players on steroids just isn't as big of a story as it has been in recent years...or its starting to die down. A-Rod, well he is a douche and the media likes to track his doucheness

isiah thompson said...

don't forget A-Roid went on 60-minutes or had some high profile interview where he lied to everyone's face.

isiah thompson said...

EP did you see your girl KK changed her hair color, looked good.

Meiz said...

"i fucking hate the dentist
and i know everyone does"


I do not hate the dentist. Actually, I would love to go to the dentist.

El Padrino said...

"don't forget A-Roid went on 60-minutes or had some high profile interview where he lied to everyone's face."

big papi proclaimed to the world that steroid users should be suspended for a year

fuck him, it's the same fucking thing

ToddPacker said...

"implant, root canal?"

abscessed tooth from a bad root canal a few years ago... bad infection (swelled up like a golf ball) and he had to pull the tooth... hurts like hell. it's the very back tooth, dentist said that i probably waited too long to have my wisdom teeth pulled (i was 26) and that probably caused the initial problem... anyway i spent most of the weekend and yesterday in a drug coma

El Padrino said...

"EP did you see your girl KK changed her hair color, looked good."

nearly blew a load when i saw this, do you understand the things I would do to get in that

El Padrino said...

and then the things i would do with it?

El Padrino said...

"abscessed tooth from a bad root canal a few years ago... bad infection (swelled up like a golf ball) and he had to pull the tooth... hurts like hell. it's the very back tooth, dentist said that i probably waited too long to have my wisdom teeth pulled (i was 26) and that probably caused the initial problem... anyway i spent most of the weekend and yesterday in a drug coma"

fucking awful

El Padrino said...

"I do not hate the dentist. Actually, I would love to go to the dentist."

Hi, I'm Meiz, and I'm full of shit.

blue said...

"part of it is that, but part of it is that ball players on steroids just isn't as big of a story as it has been in recent years...or its starting to die down. A-Rod, well he is a douche and the media likes to track his doucheness"


also, A-rod was the great mexican hope. He is going to break Bonds' record and that was going to be grate* because a "clean" player would have the record again.

or the exact opposite

El Padrino said...

no one is truly clean

Keith S said...

I'm with mize. The dentist ain't that bad.

blue said...

you're only only hope ken griffey junior...

Meiz said...

"Hi, I'm Meiz, and I'm full of shit."


I like having my teeth fixed.

I'm not a limp dick pussy that gets unnerved by the sound of a tiny pneumatic drill.

El Padrino said...

it's just opinion at this point, no name would shock anyone other than griff, colov

blue said...

junior is clean, don't give my your bullshit about everybody is juicing.

i'll beat you over the head with a sock full of batteries.

Keith S said...

LP should like the dentist. They probably give him a lollipop when he leaves

Meiz said...

I would not be shocked by Ken Jr

El Padrino said...

"I'm not a limp dick pussy that gets unnerved by the sound of a tiny pneumatic drill."

why does it have to be all that

i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection


call me crazy

isiah thompson said...

I'm not a limp dick pussy that gets unnerved by the sound of a tiny pneumatic drill.


deke's been bringing some filth nasty heat lately. I'm sensing another personality change!

suite

Keith S said...

"i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection"

Maybe lay off the sugar

El Padrino said...

"junior is clean, don't give my your bullshit about everybody is juicing."

easy, anyone other than griff

isiah thompson said...

i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection


even the teefis are tougher in NYC

isiah thompson said...

Maybe try brushing your teeth.

*fized

El Padrino said...

"Maybe lay off the sugar"

stop it

isiah thompson said...

i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection


I thought baby teeth fell out eventually?

isiah thompson said...

"ESPN's Chris Mortensen, who's back out on the road after a week that included his bus being defaced and his kid being intercepted in his NFL debut, reports from Eagles camp that the speculation regarding the team most likely to ink quarterback Mike Vick points to the Ravens.
"


so, scratch the Ravens off of the list of teams that might sign Vick.

El Padrino said...

mort has a kid who is on a nfl roster?

El Padrino said...

gtfo

ToddPacker said...

"I'm with mize. The dentist ain't that bad."

i hate my dentist she did the bad root canal 2 years ago. i only go back for to her cleanings now. guy who pulled my tooth is a friend... i never wanted to be "that guy" and ask him for some dental work, but i was desperate.

Jugdish said...

i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection


brush and floss

Keith S said...

alex mortensen

Jugdish said...

guy who pulled my tooth is a friend...


is he a dentist too?

isiah thompson said...

i hate my dentist she did the bad root canal 2 years ago. i only go back for to her cleanings now. guy who pulled my tooth is a friend... i never wanted to be "that guy" and ask him for some dental work, but i was desperate.

TP has terrible luck with repairs.

isiah thompson said...

Mort's kid rode the bench at Arkansas his entire career.

ToddPacker said...

"is he a dentist too?"

yes

ToddPacker said...

"TP has terrible luck with repairs"

yes, i do

Meiz said...

I've been extra vulgar lately. I'll blame it on the roommate.

El Padrino said...

how can mort squire a kid with any athletic ability

this is the opposite of science

Jugdish said...

I've been extra vulgar lately. I'll blame it on the roommate.


I'll bet your roommate has been extra woe lately

Meiz said...

"how can mort squire a kid with any athletic ability"


Sire

isiah thompson said...

TP with your luck with repairs, I would not advice* you get Lasik.

you'll end up blind.

isiah thompson said...

I'll bet your roommate has been extra woe lately


they're on the same woe cycle?

El Padrino said...

eagles having an awful camp so far, loving it

isiah thompson said...

"how can mort squire a kid with any athletic ability"


Sire

hilarity

EP is the dopeness.

El Padrino said...

"Sire"

Here.

ToddPacker said...

"TP with your luck with repairs, I would not advice* you get Lasik."

eyes are good

ToddPacker said...

"woe cycle"

funny

Meiz said...

Everybody:


Don't forget to start your Padres for the next 3 days

isiah thompson said...

Don't forget to start your Padres for the next 3 days

I thought the Mess were playing the D-bags right now?

Meiz said...

"ugh deadspin filling in for DP on today's radio show"


Daulerio? Leitch? Big Daddy Balls?

Meiz said...

"I thought the Mess were playing the D-bags right now?"


Well then plug in your D-Bags, too

El Padrino said...

"Daulerio? Leitch?"

both of these names

Meiz said...

Leitch is good.

And maintains a good Twitter

El Padrino said...

kenny williams (white sox gm) got a jaywalking ticket outside of safeco last night

weird

El Padrino said...

i hate leitch

El Padrino said...

he's a gay and writes about the mets when he has no business doing so, he's a cardinal fan and he acted like a fag when buzz was eating his dick on hbo

El Padrino said...

like kobayashi

isiah thompson said...

yeah Leitch could have easily fought back but he let that dood take his manhood.

tem said...

"I'm with mize. The dentist ain't that bad."

same. i mean what, he looks at your tooth and you are done.

Jugdish said...

Cowherd is busting on Eagles fans

tem said...

"They probably give him a lollipop when he leaves"

and they let him enter the drawing for the BMX bike.

Jugdish said...

Cowherd is ranking on Eagles fans


fixed

El Padrino said...

dan marino's middle name is Connie

not sure if everyone knew this

tem said...

"i'm just not a fan of getting 2 root canals, two tooof removals, one of them that took three people to yank it from my jaw bone, cracked toof fixed that ended up causing more pain that just leaving it alone and a abcess infection"

try brushing

El Padrino said...

"and they let him enter the drawing for the BMX bike."

::hanger steak::

El Padrino said...

"try brushing"

hilarious



















essssssssssssssssssssssssssss

tem said...

"mort has a kid who is on a nfl roster?"

4th string on the Oilers.

Will be cut within 2 weeks, tops.

isiah thompson said...

not sure if everyone knew this

Texas A&M has a stud freshman RB named Christine.

ns

tem said...

"how can mort squire a kid with any athletic ability"

he didn't.

the kid is horrible.

and his picture they showed when he went in looked like a photo from the 6th grade. i thought it was a joke until i saw his face. kid is 12yrs old.

isiah thompson said...

i thought it was a joke until i saw his face. kid is 12yrs old.

you thinking it was a joke is a joke.

tem said...

squire is grate

Jugdish said...

good job tp

tem said...

your face is a joke

Beth said...

I'd say it's pretty well established on LOV that I'm not a fan of KK, but even I have to say her new hair color looks great on her.

For those that haven't seen it, pics are here.

tem said...

she looks like beyonce now when beyonce had that style hair.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"eagles having an awful camp so far, loving it"

so are the gints, they gave elisha that huge extension

isiah thompson said...

I don't think Lish-Lish has signed it yet.

El Padrino said...

"so are the gints, they gave elisha that huge extension"

nonsense

El Padrino said...

he has not signed it but will, not like it matters

Jugdish said...

so are the gints, they gave elisha that huge extension


you can only get that kind of bait three towns over

El Padrino said...

uss new york, set to release spet 11th 2009, some of this ship is made from WTC metal

cool

tem said...

great, it will be weak against kamakaze attacks.

isiah thompson said...

some of this ship is made from WTC metal


because it held up so well under attack.

Beth said...

re: USS New York

Seriously EP, you bitch about 9/11 jokes but then give everyone this setup?

El Padrino said...

jesus man
roofless motherfuckers

keef has turned everyone into as.es

El Padrino said...

"Seriously EP, you bitch about 9/11 jokes but then give everyone this setup?"

wft, it's a patriotic link
i thought it was cool

fuck

niggas wouldnt be talking shit if it were 2002 and i posted that

El Padrino said...

fucking commies

El Padrino said...

NEVER FORGET

Meiz said...

"NEVER FORGET"


We're the ones that have to keep reminding you

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

block

isiah thompson said...

bold

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