Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Eight Fody Sex.

So we're no longer a SPAM™ blog? That sucks. I wonder who reported us? Shamhoff? Mills? Corby? With the amount of people we've pissed off, that list could go on for a very long time.

I'm tired of getting updates that "Michael Vick is close to signing with a team". ESPN just copy/pastes that headline into about 8 new articles a day. He was close like five weeks ago. Sign a contract already, a-hole.

Pow! Gasol! broke some fin-gers and is out for three weeks. Did someone start up an O:FLA when I wasn't looking?

Don't Put Baby in the Corner: Big Baby gets a contract; 2 years, $6mill. I think I read a Simmons article where he was breaking down one of his imaginary trades (surprising that he'd write about such things) and in the one that involved Big Baby he described him as a "proven playoff performer". Um, yeah, you might want to sit the next couple out, Bill. Speaking of Simmons, he conned his editor into accepting a photo blog about going to the National Sports Collectors Convention. He has got to have pictures of his editor with an under-age intern somewhere.

The Pedro/O:FP era begins. Moyer and his 46-year-old arm goes to the bullpen. Pedro "hasn't had double digit wins since 2005 (15-8), his first with New York". Man, the Mets really know how to overpay for vets who are past their primes, don't they? (Don't feel bad EP, the Dodgers do a lot of that too; my favorite example: they're still paying Jason Schmidt)

Thank-you Kurt Rambis (an excellent NBA photo blog) posted this the other day. I haven't been around much lately, so I haven't gotten Kod's reaction to Rambis as the Twolves new head coach. I'm assuming he hates it.

In other Twolves news, president David Kahn says that the Ricky Rubio buyout situation is "still very problematic". Way to go there, like you couldn't have seen that one coming from a mile away. He also dropped this gem:

"He also clarified his position on playing Flynn and Rubio together with the Timberwolves. When he drafted the point guards back-to-back in June, Kahn said he saw the two playing off each other much the way Detroit's smaller backcourt of Isiah Thomas and Joe Dumars did with the Pistons."

Good luck with that one, Dave.

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Beth said...

I'm tired of getting bitched at for being slow getting the 1st comment up, so you can all suck it haterz!

s

El Padrino said...

i will suck it

Beth said...

You're that flexible?

El Padrino said...

what does being flexible have to do with sucking box?

El Padrino said...

pitino story is grate

El Padrino said...

da youka is da bitch

El Padrino said...

sg wrote about papi

El Padrino said...

finally

Steve said...

"i will suck it"

EP channeling gym class memories again.

that locker room was tough, hu?

El Padrino said...

are you implying i suck dick? because that couldnt be farther from the troof

blue said...

or it could be the total truth...we'll never know

El Padrino said...

i'm not sure if there is a real gay on lov, anybody think anyone is closet gay?

blue said...

pretty sure, beth has admitted as much

El Padrino said...

ah, she was experimenting
she couldnt live without the dick

Steve said...

"anybody think anyone is closet gay?"


why are you looking for a date?

Steve said...

hasn't Kod, also said he was gay.

El Padrino said...

"hasn't Kod, also said he was gay."

i think what kod said was he was a swinger and might have crossed some swords back in the day and/or maybe participated in some buttsex

so yeah i guess kod is gay

El Padrino said...

wadr kod

El Padrino said...

blue agrees with this

blue said...

i'm blue, and i approve that message

El Padrino said...

fucking gooks

El Padrino said...

moment of silence please

El Padrino said...

Job Opening, Tennessee

El Padrino said...

anyone watch mad men?

getting crazy good reviews

El Padrino said...

lebron's nike deal

El Padrino said...

gonna be offline for a bit, it is trying to fix my adobe

blue said...

adobe sucks

tem said...

i'm busy today.

that is all.

for now.

blue said...

i'm mad busy today, yo


*fized

Beth said...

"pretty sure, beth has admitted as much"

Not gay, there's a fmbeth remember. But yeah, I've admitted I've been a switch-hitter in my past.

(And if the right opportunity appeared, including with several female LOV relatives, I could easily revisit that period of my life. NS)

Steve said...

"And if the right opportunity appeared, including with several female LOV relatives, I could easily revisit that period of my life. NS"


would fmBeth get to participate?

ToddPacker said...

"And if the right opportunity appeared, including with several female LOV relatives, I could easily revisit that period of my life. NS"

you know it gets pretty cold up in minnesota, beth

Beth said...

"would fmBeth get to participate?"

Who?

:-)

Beth said...

"you know it gets pretty cold up in minnesota, beth"

And it also gets pretty cold in WI, NY, CO and OH, and pretty hot in AZ, but hopefully we'd be indoors a lot...

tem said...

exfemtem might be down with it now beth.

tem said...

she's worked out a lot too lately. she looks good.

Beth said...

"she's worked out a lot too lately. she looks good"

I know.

blue said...

the old "workout" to look good trick.


damn women

tem said...

"I know."

how have you been stalking her lately?

tem said...

my FB friends can see her in recent pictures with me. not sure how you do it.

blue said...

why do you have recent pictures with her?

are you exfemming again?

blue said...

holder outer

tem said...

no, not exfemming again.

we still hang out though. no exfemming, although if we were both drunk i wouldn't rule it out.

blue said...

ah, so tem is hoping for exfemming if drunk

tem said...

hoping is a strong word.

i wouldn't oppose it, but i don't hope for it.

tem said...

i wouldn't oppose it drunk.

sober i would.

tem said...

not sure what i would do if i were fake drnuk

El Padrino said...

angry tiger tem

Beth said...

"my FB friends can see her in recent pictures with me. not sure how you do it"

Actually I was trying to imply that exfmtem and I are seeing each other in person, guess that joke wasn't too clear.

blue said...

i got it beth

is beth on facebook...if she is, it might make me rethink my "fuck facebook in the face" stance

tem said...

"Actually I was trying to imply that exfmtem and I are seeing each other in person, guess that joke wasn't too clear."


oh, i thought you'd be above that joke.

blue said...

"oh, i thought you'd be above that joke."


it's not like she said she crashed into exfemtem with an airplane

Beth said...

"oh, i thought you'd be above that joke"

I'm above nothing. (Except EP.)

Beth said...

And nope, I'm not on Facebook. I'm a holder-outer.

tem said...

beth is on myface.

tem said...

myspace

blue said...

good, then i can continue my facebook campaign in piece

tem said...

"it's not like she said she crashed into exfemtem with an airplane"

exfemtem isn't some poorly built NYC structure.

she'd either move or the plane would just bounce right off. she'd shrug that shit off.

Beth said...

I've been off myspace for quite a while now.

blue said...

moving is usually the best course of action

that's why i've never been hit by a plane

tem said...

i got hit once, but the plane wasn't moving.

El Padrino said...

here we go

tem said...

i guess really i hit the plane.

Beth said...

"i got hit once, but the plane wasn't moving"

Then the plane got hit, not you.

Beth said...

Uh oh, an i2i with tem.

tem said...

i should send a black kid christmas card to the plane and apologize.

tem said...

"Uh oh, an i2i with tem."

well then you are a couple feet higher than usual on me.

tem said...

what's this? wall time?

tem said...

cnn.com

"World population may hit 7 billion next year "


wow that's a big jump from 300 million.

tem said...

no wonder we will all be in tents.

El Padrino said...

suite shitload of dey beisbol today

tem said...

mess lose yet?

Meiz said...

"Keith S said...

who is c-murder?"




Really?

blue said...

rockies decided to suck again

blue said...

new jeremy piven movie is prolly gonna suck

ToddPacker said...

"new jeremy piven movie is prolly gonna suck"

is it supposed to be a remake of "used cars", because that's what the trailer a saw looked like

tem said...

i'm reading about bull terriers:

"These dogs are very clean and do not require regular bathing unless it is required. "

ToddPacker said...

"a saw" = nice hdh

tem said...

"new jeremy piven movie is prolly gonna suck"

yeah, but the ohio version will be a best picture candidate.

ToddPacker said...

my reader is reading about bull terriers

*fixed

tem said...

well i don't generally require a reader unless it is required.

Meiz said...

"my FB friends can see her in recent pictures with me. not sure how you do it."


Tem has to be tagged in said photos for that to happen

tem said...

"Tem has to be tagged in said photos for that to happen"

i know

El Padrino said...

spud mackenzie

Spaceman Spiff said...

youkilis got punked

tem said...

did he get the robin ventura treatment?

blue said...

not robin ventura...just hip check and 2 points for the takedown.

tem said...

that's what he gets for being jewish.

/blue

El Padrino said...

Porcello played it nice too, backpedaled, hands up like wft, then hip check down to the ground

and he's like 20 years old

Jugdish said...

blue knows wrestling


then the tigers got punked by his replacement

tem said...

det pitcher ran away like a girl at first then tossed him.

isiah thompson said...

anyone watch mad men?

getting crazy good reviews

yeah I recently watched the 1st two seasons. it's a good show. there are some hot chicks on it.

isiah thompson said...

pitino story is grate

what a greasy dirtball wop

tem said...

is he married?

El Padrino said...

yes

El Padrino said...

"Tatum told the FBI that he had lain down and couldn't see what happened but that he heard what sounded like consensual sex, Abbott wrote in a report."

what does consensual sex look like and who wouldnt get up to see

El Padrino said...

pitino

El Padrino said...

el padrino or not, Mort's kid cut.

tem said...

yeah that is L padrino.

tem said...

we talked about it for like 10 minutes.

you were even part of the conversation.

tem said...

food

El Padrino said...

"we talked about it for like 10 minutes.

you were even part of the conversation."

no one said he was cut though, siad he would get cut

isiah thompson said...

one of the great parts of the Pitino story is that trainer or somebody ended up with the chick for 6 mo's after Pitino banged her in his apartment.

El Padrino said...

yeah found that weird too, then estranged from her and is backing pitino's story

Meiz said...

"no one said he was cut though, siad he would get cut"


I think Zeke said so

isiah thompson said...

isiah thompson said...
Mort's kid just got cut.

August 11, 2009 4:54 PM


it was a minute after you piece'd so it never happened

El Padrino said...

eggsactly

Meiz said...

Oh, and the Brewers are giving up on the season.

Pitching coach fired, Wm. E Hall DFA'd, JJ to AAA, Bosio new Pitching coach, Alcides Escobar called up.

Keith S said...

"sg wrote about papi"


El Padrino

Keith S said...

"Really?"

No. I know now.

And knowing is _______.

Keith S said...

I stumped everyone

Meiz said...

"And knowing is _______."


Nollige

Keith S said...

Recent pic of exfemtem

blue said...

oh, you tried to rickroll everyone

blue said...

you rick rollin sunovabitch

El Padrino said...

got me

Meiz said...

"got me"


silly

Keith S said...

new totpm

blue said...

what's totplmea

Meiz said...

What a gay day. Too fucking busy for my liking, and had get snippy with a regular customer.

blue said...

woe

Keith S said...

Does any UPS worker really have to get snippy with a customer?

El Padrino said...

zeke

El Padrino said...

have to admit the Oiler jerseys were HDH

Meiz said...

JJ Hardy may or may not have been traded

Meiz said...

"Does any UPS worker really have to get snippy with a customer?"


There was no other option, and I'm not about to apologize for something that I have/had no control over. Not my fault you can't make a non-crooked photocopy.

El Padrino said...

giants have 4 sunday night games only one monday nighter

El Padrino said...

saints worked out brooks

would be a great fit

isiah thompson said...

giants have 4 sunday night games only one monday nighter

you're right, that's way too much Elisha for one nation to handle.

isiah thompson said...

El Padrino said...
saints worked out brooks



el padrino

Keith S said...

"giants have 4 sunday night games only one monday nighter"

They were 1 and done in the playoffs last year

Keith S said...

Bengals will be on TV more than the Giants.

Suck it, LP

Keith S said...

El Padrino said...
i will suck it

Keith S said...

It's ironic that LP's favorite team is the "Giants"

Keith S said...

living vicariously

El Padrino said...

"Bengals will be on TV more than the Giants.

Suck it, LP"

not sure i follow

El Padrino said...

"They were 1 and done in the playoffs last year"

fully aware of this, just stating 4 sunday nighters is alot

Keith S said...

"not sure i follow"

HBO

Keith S said...

"fully aware of this, just stating 4 sunday nighters is alot"

OIC. Well just watch out for the blimp.

El Padrino said...

2009 SOS

El Padrino said...

"HBO"

apology accepted

Keith S said...

your face is unacceptable

El Padrino said...

you still seem concussed keef

sit a few out keef aikman

El Padrino said...

Vick/Hester combo, double reverse action?

Keith S said...

No problems here

isiah thompson said...

look at what Cutty did for Eddie Royal, Hester should be clutch this season.

El Padrino said...

is johnny damon juicing?

El Padrino said...

"Hester should be clutch this season."

if he can hold on to cutler's fastball

El Padrino said...

cargo tunnel

isiah thompson said...

Hester's problems last season weren't drops, it was that noodle armed drnuk* QB Orton.

Keith S said...

Corey Hart doesn't play QB

isiah thompson said...

Cargo ship vanishes off England
An international search operation is under way for a cargo ship that vanished after being involved in what is feared to be an unprecedented incident of piracy in European waters. The Russian-crewed Arctic Sea, carrying a 6,500-ton cargo of timber from Finland to Algeria, was last heard of nearly two weeks ago when it passed through the English Channel, one of the world's busiest shipping lanes.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Cargo ship vanishes off England "

primary suspect is david copperfield

isiah thompson said...

What the Muslim high school senior wants you to understand is that she doesn't wear the hijab, the head scarf worn by Muslim women, because she is submissive.

"It represents beauty to me," says Abdelaziz, the 17-year-old daughter of two Egyptian parents living in Old Bridge, New Jersey.

"My mom says a girl is like a jewel," Abdelaziz says. "When you have something precious, you usually hide it. You want to make sure you keep it safe until that treasure is ready to be found, my swag is phenomenal"

mooslim hoods

isiah thompson said...

EP - more Michael Jordon* memorabilia for sale

Keith S said...

"Cargo ship vanishes off England"

The ocean is like a ginormous pool.

isiah thompson said...

the Bermuda Triangle has been on the move and busy this year.

Meiz said...

"Hester's problems last season weren't drops, it was that noodle armed drnuk* QB Orton."


Karl Orton is a saint!

isiah thompson said...

These are the things baseball makes you consider in 2009. You study favorite players the same way you'd study a potentially cheating spouse or girlfriend. You analyze tenses, soak in body language, search for double meanings. You try to catch them in lies. You compare their facial expressions with ones from the past, almost as if you're sitting at a poker table with them. You evaluate a pattern of performance and hope everything adds up. You worry about good memories becoming tainted by other ones. You worry.


so the Sport's Ho is cheating on spiffg. suite.

Keith S said...

sport's condo's are the better

isiah thompson said...

its how I say it in real life.

Meiz said...

"sport's condo's are the better"


Beat me to it

Keith S said...

"its how I say it in real life."

hilarity

ToddPacker said...

sg ortiz article was garbage

El Padrino said...

condominiums

ToddPacker said...

"Oh, and the Brewers are giving up on the season."

crazy stuff... has jj been that bad?

ToddPacker said...

i think james jerry hardy has more bombs this year than d wright

isiah thompson said...

someone brought a baby in and now people are crowded around it talking baby talk.

it's awesome!


eteo

isiah thompson said...

"are these natural twins?"

hilarity

although I guess they're talking about fertility drugs

isiah thompson said...

oh yeah, heard some suite HDH earlier

"....yeah, and I took the blunt of it".

instead of brunt.

El Padrino said...

that's a good one

Meiz said...

"crazy stuff... has jj been that bad?"


He's beat. One of the few things Nedly did right was resting JJ every 4 or 5 days. Got a little bit of a bum shoulder.

blue said...

"look at what Cutty did for Eddie Royal, Hester should be clutch this season"

except that Royal is a really really good receiver...

blue said...

and devin hester won't have brandon marshall lining up on the other side of the field

isiah thompson said...

except that Royal is a really really good receiver...

Royal was a glorified return guy at Va Tech. He had a good season last year. He has potential.

blue said...

"Royal was a glorified return guy at Va Tech. He had a good season last year. He has potential."

and Tom Brady was a 5th round pick, what's your point.

91 catches isn't "potential"

2nd most catches ever for a rookie.

but i'm sure that was a fluke.

dude can ball

El Padrino said...

i like royal

blue said...

i'm just sayin, that it didn't hurt cutler that he had a bunch of good receivers last year.

bears receivers are a big step down...i still think he'll do fine, but he won't throw for 4500 yards

isiah thompson said...

and Tom Brady was a 5th round pick, what's your point.

91 catches isn't "potential"

2nd most catches ever for a rookie.

but i'm sure that was a fluke.

dude can ball

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

"and Tom Brady was a 5th round pick, what's your point."

6th round

isiah thompson said...

and Michael Clayton had 80/1193/7 his rookie season.

Royal had a great rookie season and has a bright future, let's see what happens when Orton is tossing him the rock, and see how he does when Marshall is gone next season.

tem said...

marshall is gone this season.

tem said...

or he isn't there this season.

isiah thompson said...

and Tom Brady is a saint.

ToddPacker said...

"and Tom Brady was a 5th round pick, what's your point."

"6th round"



brady's low draft status was because he went to a college with a crappy football program



s

blue said...

"Royal had a great rookie season and has a bright future, let's see what happens when Orton is tossing him the rock"

so you'd rather have Wes Welker?

royal will be playing a similar spot in this offense and he's a lot more talented than welker

blue said...

"and Michael Clayton had 80/1193/7 his rookie season."

the guy that George Clooney played?

El Padrino said...

whoa how can you say he's MORE talented than welker he had one season...

easy on the juice bleu

blue said...

welker was a nobody until he played in McDaniels system

i'm telling you, Royal will catch at least 90 balls again this year, barring injury

isiah thompson said...

so you'd rather have Wes Welker?


idgaf, I wasn't arguing that.

just saying that Cutler helped make Royal look like an All-Pro. Hester should see a similar uptick in production, albeit probably not on Royal's level.

that is all.

tem said...

catching balls????

/L p

tem said...

i'd rather have welker because he is white.

/blue

tem said...

"welker was a nobody until he played in McDaniels system"

his mom disagrees. his mom always thought wes was a somebody.

El Padrino said...

"i'm telling you, Royal will catch at least 90 balls again this year, barring injury"

mm, 90 is high, i'll take the under on that for a one day name change my guess would be 75

and welker caught like 120 or something stupid like that

tem said...

femtem picture rickroll was grate*

tem said...

do practice catches count?

blue said...

i'd say 110 if Marshall wasn't on the other side, because he's gonna bitch and whine and want his this year.

tem said...

*exfemtem.

blue said...

90 catches is less than < 6/game

tem said...

that's 200 balls

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